walking and cycling to Kyoto (53km journey) [QTWtTGXeSzo]

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and 3.

So, uh, shall we, shall we begin?

Okay, wait, let me, um,

Testing.

Oh wow, thanks.

You should use your credit card and treat

yourself to a McDonald's.

Can't afford McDonald's anymore.

Oh,

I'm broke.

Let me talk to ya.

Reunion livestream with Casey soon.

Yeah, I messaged Hong Kong guy yesterday,

but he didn't reply.

It says this account.

Cannot open your message because he

doesn't accept messages from strangers.

So I don't know if he even knows that I'm

interested in meeting,

or if he ever checks his messages.

So I don't know if anyone can get in touch

with him,

see if we can do a reunion.

But I feel like he's gonna ignore me like

the other one did.

I can't believe all the side characters

ignoring the main character now.

How the tables have turned.

I wanted to get some OG characters back on

and one of them freaking reports me to the

union.

Stupid bloody battery.

Do you think Hong Kong guy would meet up?

I said to him, I would like to apologize

for my actions

and treat you to a meal,

and the viewers would like to see you

again.

I contacted him on IG and he says he would

be down after the 23rd when he's back in

Osaka.

He checks his messages at night since he's

away from Osaka at the moment.

Don't worry, he says to contact him when

you can.

I contacted him yesterday— last night.

You'd make a great fit with Chris and

Connor.

Your dynamic would be hilarious.

I don't know,

I feel like me and Connor had a little

thing

during that interaction.

But the problem is my reputation is too

damaged.

God, my face is going all orange.

I've got to put sun cream on my hands as

well.

We're going on a very long trek today.

I hope you're ready.

What does Hong Kong guy even do if he's

away from Osaka?

Doing what,

inspecting the noodle factory?

Yeah, it'd be cool if Hong Kong guy met up

with me.

I think we go to like izakaya or yakiniku

and then we chat, have a catch-up.

And I can apologize for how I treated him,

and then maybe we can be friends again.

I saw a little clip of the Chris and

Connor stream where Chris looked kind of

pissed at Paul.

You know Paul, the cameraman?

They were having lunch in a restaurant and

then Paul was sitting there chatting to

some other people and then Chris was like,

uh, what'd he say?

Time to do a bit of filming, maybe.

And then he had like this

passive-aggressive body language.

I bet having Chris as your boss sucks.

Okay, I'm ready.

I need to pack my bag.

Oh

my God.

Um,

why do you want to hang out with Hong Kong

guy?

You said you didn't want to hang out with

guys.

Hong Kong guy isn't just a guy.

He's the Hong Kong guy.

He's like a famous guy.

Everyone knows Hong Kong guy.

Uh, I don't mind hanging out with guys if

they're not weird.

Just like that, I don't know.

There was another guy who wanted to meet

me, but I didn't want to meet him because

he's kind of weird.

Hong Kong guy is not weird, he's just— I

don't know,

he's not like creepy weird.

He's a bit weird, but not like in a weird

creepy way.

And I would like to have more people to

meet for streams, and I think he could be

good if he can forgive the way I treated

him before.

I have changed.

Okay, let's turn off the computer.

I don't know if I bring the big charger to

I think I don't need the big charger.

I can just use my normal one.

Never trust one of these stream titles.

Yeah, basically

the stream title is just to get you to

click it.

It's not supposed to be taken seriously.

I wish I could just title the stream about

what I'm actually going to do today, but I

know if I did that you won't click it, so

don't blame me.

Blame the game.

I mean, don't blame the player,

blame the system.

I gotta turn off that heater.

That's what I need.

I don't get it.

Is the HK guy the Hong Kong guy?

Like Casey?

Daniel hates Casey.

I am confused why he suddenly changed his

mind about him.

Daniel is acting different lately.

Is he in desperado mode to stop his

channel from fully dying or something?

No, I don't hate Hong Kong guy.

It was a bit annoying.

When he teamed up with my enemy, but I

don't think it was his fault.

He was just being a good friend.

Now she's out of the picture, maybe we can

be friends again.

And yeah, I'm pretty desperate for

content.

You guys are gonna get bored of me just

endlessly walking to nowhere.

Can't really use Sunny anymore because she

doesn't want to upset my girlfriend, and

then Blood Bucket, uh, I don't really know

what else to do with Blood Bucket.

Need some fresh meat.

Okay, what else do I need?

I've only got one pot noodle left.

Tell us all your stream meeting Hong Kong

guy, cuz I'm not meeting him.

He hasn't even replied to me.

Uh, what else do I need?

I'll meet him if he replies.

What are we doing?

It's a secret.

I'll explain later.

Maybe I'll unplug this.

I'm just trying to think if I need my big

charger.

I've got my small one.

It should be enough to charge stuff

overnight.

I get charger anxiety.

When I was at Blood Bucket's house, I

didn't have my special charger and she had

this cheap low-powered one.

It wasn't enough to keep my stuff powered.

That's why the stream died.

Okay, I think I'm ready.

Look at my rubbish.

Uh, maybe I'll bring my spray.

Where is Blood Bucket?

I think she's busy today.

She's got some guest coming over.

I don't know.

Okay, I'm ready.

Is it streaming?

Stupid thing disconnected.

Testing.

Testing.

Okay, I'll take everyone's silence as a

yes.

Thanks so much for helping me not

Well, it said no connection, then it was

reconnecting, so I got worried.

Okay, let's go.

Got a very exciting day planned.

I think you're gonna love it.

Oh my God, it was so windy every day.

What is wrong with Japanese weather?

So today we're gonna walk

all day,

maybe get a bicycle if I can't walk

anymore.

But I'm gonna try it and walk all the way.

How good does that sound?

Yeah, I thought so.

The weird thing I noticed is the streams

where I'm just walking and talking, they

get way longer watch time than when I'm

with someone, but the ones where I'm with

someone get more views.

So it's either one or the other.

I'm gonna take you on a day out to

nowhere.

No, not really.

I booked a hotel in Kyoto.

We're gonna walk there.

So the reason why I booked a hotel is

because I'm actually running out of

shampoo.

And then when I went to the shop to get

shampoo— shampoo's expensive.

It's like a couple thousand yen just for a

normal shampoo bottle.

So I thought, I thought I'd just book a

hotel and then steal the shampoo there.

So I get free shampoo and a night in

Kyoto.

What do you think?

I also need more toothpaste.

Good idea.

The hotel room's like 6,000 yen.

If I was gonna buy toothpaste and shampoo,

it would cost me nearly half that.

Genius idea.

I've been using the Apple Hotel shampoo

for over a month,

but— oh damn, I forgot my bottle that I

was going to put the shampoo in.

It's okay, I'll just buy a new bottle.

It's not stealing because I paid for it.

Everything that can be consumed in the

room is yours because you paid for it.

Can't take physical stuff, but you can

take liquids and coffee.

That's all mine if I pay for the room.

Might get a new toothbrush as well.

Just buy shampoo.

I swear, sham— I'll go into a shop if I

see one.

I'll show you how much shampoo costs,

and maybe it's like ¥600 for the refill

packet.

So we've got 50 kilometers to walk.

I might cheat and get a bicycle if I'm too

tired, but I'll try.

I think we'll just exhaust ourselves, walk

as much first, and then when I can't walk

anymore, I'll just give up and get a

bicycle

for the remainder.

I could probably do

25 kilometers, that'll get me halfway, and

then the other half might do on bicycle.

Oh, I nearly thought I forgot my GoPro

strap, but it should be in my back.

And then we can chat on the way.

I've done 25 kilometers, 50 should be

easy.

It's just double.

Walking time estimate, yeah, maybe like 10

hours, which means we'll get there

hopefully around 10 PM

and then stay the night and then explore

Kyoto tomorrow and then probably get the

train back.

I also have no money.

I've got like ¥1,000.

So yeah, I need to go to a supermarket,

get discount bento.

Yesterday night I got this really cheap

bento from the supermarket.

It was ¥430,

but it was 30% off, so it was only ¥300,

$2.

It

was okay as well, apart from the fish.

It was just full of bones.

I've got 9 days until I get my YouTube

money, so I got to ration carefully.

Stupid YouTube money.

I hate it.

I hate the way it takes a month until I

actually get the money.

Just give it to me straight away.

Stupid YouTube.

Are you running away from Blood Bucket.

No,

they're so desperate to ride on the

footpath, you have to squeeze in there.

Just go down the fucking road.

Oh my God,

why are they so scared of riding on the

road?

A completely empty road here.

And they'd rather squeeze in between me

and the edge of the footpath.

Weird.

Title the stream walking from Osaka to

Kyoto.

Yeah, then no one will click it.

I know what you guys are like.

You'll be like, oh, walking, boring.

But if I put I'm sad and lonely, you'll

click it and be like, oh wow, Daniel broke

up with girlfriend.

Yeah, she dumped me, guys.

It's over.

She found my gay porn stash.

My life is ruined.

I hate my life.

I'm an incel again.

Oh my God, why is life so hard?

Why everyone hate me?

That's what you guys like, isn't it?

I know what you like.

Yeah, she broke up with me just now.

She said she wants a real man with 200k a

year who owns a Tesla and a car.

Do you think a Hong Kong guy would

actually meet up though?

As long as he doesn't get upset that I'm

using him for content.

It's kind of like that, but also it would

be fun to see him again.

Bit of both, you know, have a reunion,

put things right, and also make some

content and donos.

Why can't we just have our cake and eat

it?

I wonder if this is gonna overheat again.

If it overheats, I have to go back to my

other plan.

Should be fine.

Oh wow, thanks, Ben.

Jack.

Yeah, my hardcore stash

that I keep under my pillow.

Busted.

Damn, my hand— hands all sweaty already.

I might have to take my jacket off, it's

pretty hot.

So what can we do in Kyoto?

I'm not gonna go to all the temples again,

I've already been there.

I want to see if there's anything there I

haven't seen yet.

Stream is what?

Me?

Fine.

Oh,

rent a costume.

No thanks.

I think we just walk around and not talk

to anyone and then get McDonald's and then

sit in the hotel room.

Blood Bucket kicked me out.

When the gay Japanese guy comes to meet

you, would you get hard while looking at

his bum again?

Would you want to see his willy too?

I have this feeling he's not actually

gonna come though.

I don't know, it's just a feeling.

He said he can come in June, but I said

I'm not going to be here in June, so he

said he'll try and move his schedule

around.

How can you be completely busy for almost

2 months?

I don't understand Japanese people.

They're always so damn busy.

Like, you arrange a date and then they

can't meet until 3 weeks later or

something because they only got 1 day off

or something.

That's why it's so annoying trying to date

women here.

They're always so fucking busy.

The whole life is just work, work, work,

work, work.

I'm probably the least busy person in the

whole world.

I've got nothing to do, so I just walk all

day for no reason.

But I'm kind of fed up with this place.

Oh my God.

I'm kind of fed up with this place.

I want to go somewhere new.

Stupid butterfly nearly flew into me.

Yeah, I want to go somewhere new, get a

change of scenery.

So fed up with this place.

Boring.

Stupid guest house.

Yesterday I didn't do anything.

I woke up at 11,

then I woke up, had coffee, and I just sat

there watching, um, Chris and Connor.

The gay Japanese guy before, and it turned

you on?

Did you fap off thinking of the time he

gave you a little willy suck at the park?

Yeah, sometimes.

I'm— wait, let me change the audio.

It's probably peaking.

I forgot to put it back.

Is it better now?

Yeah.

Yesterday I watched Chris and Connor

finish the livestream thing,

and then I fell asleep around 5 PM.

I woke up at 7, I think.

I was so Bored.

I just fell asleep.

Couldn't believe it.

Usually I don't take naps, but I just— oh

my God,

didn't know what to do at all.

Sometimes it's more fun to just fall

asleep and have a weird dream.

Please answer my gay question moment

ahead, Daniel, and please explain.

What gay question?

Tired already.

At least you're outside.

Yeah, I would never do this in Manchester

because number one, I couldn't figure out

how to get good internet.

Number 2, I was really scared someone was

going to come up to me.

Number 3, everywhere looked boring

and I couldn't be bothered.

There's nothing to do in Manchester.

You just walk around.

There's no like big castle or big

cathedral.

There's like nothing.

Everyone just says Manchester has loads of

great clubs, but I don't care about clubs

and bars.

I want a nice place to walk around where I

feel safe, not stupid weird club or stupid

live music.

Imagine caring about live music.

I don't even listen to music.

Last time I listened to music was in

Thailand when me and my girlfriend went on

a road trip and then she put music on.

Have you thought of the gay Japanese guy

before and got turned on?

Also, have you fapped off thinking of the

time he gave your willy a little suck at

the park?

Uh, maybe if I'm like really struggling to

get one off and women, they're not really

doing the job, then I switch to gay mode.

Sometimes you get women fatigue.

How do you not like music?

It's boring.

It's just like a load of random sounds

going.

I don't understand how people love music.

Yeah, it's okay sometimes

to have on in the car,

but if I'm just doing nothing, I'd rather

listen to nothing than listen to music.

I don't like how music it makes you feel.

It either makes you feel sad or it makes

you feel like, let's go!

I don't want my emotions to be influenced

by sound,

so I never listen to music.

Should I just get a bicycle?

No, I'm not tired yet.

I can do another—

I should be able to do at least 5 hours

walking before I need to get a bicycle.

Lol, is what you just said about women

fatigue actually true, or are you just

trying to pander to your gay viewer?

Now sometimes I do get bored of women and

I need something else to get me off,

but it doesn't last long, and then I go

back to women.

Women are still the best.

Do you like watching the gay guys' willy

going in and out of a bum hole?

Do you get turned on by that?

Yeah, I like it when the ballsacks touch.

I used to listen to Powerwolf a lot when

Mila dumped me,

but it just made me feel really emotional,

so I stopped listening.

Music is so boring, then why do you

whistle the same effing tune all the time?

I like to whistle, but that's not music.

It's just like whistling a tune.

That's like, um, marching band tune.

It motivates you to walk faster.

That's why they play that music.

It was to motivate the troops.

It actually does make me walk faster when

I whistle the marching band stuff.

See, it kind of makes your steps go faster

because you're trying to keep in,

in tempo with the beat.

I might have to take my jacket off, but

it's pretty hot.

I like marching band music because it,

it's designed to be uplifting,

not all mopey and sad.

I make music, I don't consume it.

I put on Lord of the Rings lo-fi beats

once and it just really bummed me out.

I don't know why, it made me feel really

melancholic.

Didn't like it.

Would you want the gay Japanese guy to

lick your nipples next time and give your

balls a little choke?

What will you like him to do for you?

I don't know,

whatever he wants.

Very dirty mind.

I don't know what happened to Blood

Bucket.

She was saying she had to go to the police

station or something.

She was telling me about it when I was at

her house.

She said someone she knows went missing.

I guess it's okay to talk about.

She's tweeting about it too.

She said someone she knows went missing

and then He was in a police station,

so she went there to check up on him.

That's nice, I guess.

I wouldn't bother, to be honest,

if it was me.

I'd be like, well, that's your own fault,

isn't it?

But that's probably why people say I'm not

nice.

What is scoliosis?

Is that what Sam Pepper has?

The thing with the shoulder?

Okay, so first objective, we gotta get to

the river.

That's when we bank north.

Currently we're going east.

I feel full of energy after doing nothing

yesterday.

I also gotta be careful with how I step.

Depends where I put pressure on my foot

joints when I take a step.

I think my walking technique is not the

best because my left big toe knuckle joint

was like bruised or something.

I need to disperse the weight more evenly.

When I step,

I've got a good pace right now.

Don't know how you can walk all day and

listen to

yourself talk.

Well, I can't play music because I'm

streaming.

I wouldn't play music anyway cuz I don't

like disturbing people.

The pineapple pizza lady shouldn't be

contacting Cami at all if she reported you

to Domino's and don't want anything to do

with you anymore.

She has no right to contact your family

either.

Yeah, I said to my mom, you should be mad

someone trying to get your only son

arrested,

you better be showing some anger

because I didn't do anything wrong.

Literally just walking

and not doing anything.

I think I put too much weight on my left

big toe when I take a step.

Step.

Well, at least my mom's gonna let me

borrow some more money so I can pay my tax

penalty.

I don't have to sell my stocks.

Stock market should be interesting today

after what happened over the weekend.

I can't believe they shot down nearly all

of the drones and missiles.

I think a few got through, but they didn't

really do much.

But I think it was all planned.

It was all planned to not do anything.

Oh my God, that butterfly is disgustingly

big, like a bird.

I think it's all for show.

This stuff's all scripted.

Nothing happens naturally, spontaneously.

It's all just like big scripted drama

show.

It's all just for show.

Don't get excited.

The market won't even barely move.

I think Israel is not allowed to

retaliate.

America said no.

Shouldn't go into more debt if you don't

have to.

Well, I'm trying not to insist in still

trying to contact Cami if she doesn't want

anything to do with you Wanted you

arrested?

I don't know.

She should be moving on instead of staying

in contact with your family.

That's harassment.

I don't know how long my mum's been in

touch.

Okay,

let me check the map.

As long as we follow the expressway, we

should be on track.

God damn, this is so far away.

I don't know if I can do this.

I'll give it a bash.

Jeebus, Google Maps is saying it's 11

hours,

49 kilometers.

We can do it

before my battery bank runs out of

battery.

What if I just get the bus?

You're gonna walk for 11 hours?

I'm probably gonna collapse after 5 or 6.

I wish that Ducky Jr.

was there in Israel so that he could get

born.

He's gay and got yellow fever.

Maybe next year I get the international

driving permit and we just rent a car, and

then I'll just live in the car.

I won't book a hotel or guest house next

year, I'll just live in the car.

That would be pretty funny.

Don't need to cook.

I haven't done any cooking.

Bentos are so cheap, like $2 for one

bento.

I could have 2 bentos a day and it only

costs $120 a month if I had it every day.

If I biked there, how long would it take?

Probably 4 or 5 hours.

Biking is usually 4 times faster than

walking, so I think probably 3 hours,

um, but then I have to pay for the

bicycle.

I think it would be like ¥1,000 for, for 1

hour.

No, for 3 hours on the bicycle, probably

¥1,000.

We'll see how I feel in a few hours.

Maybe someone can give me a lift.

Buy a bicycle?

No, I won't use it enough to make it worth

buying.

Cheapest bicycle would be about ¥10,000.

I'm not biking every stream like before

because it's not a good way.

I can't read the chat whilst biking,

so I have to pay attention to the traffic

and stuff.

I can only read the chat when I stop at a

red light, but there are quite a lot of

red lights, so maybe it's not too bad.

Oh wow, thanks, Gay.

What would you do if you were to wake up

and Gay Japanese guy's willy was flopping

in front of you?

I don't know, if I was half asleep Then I

wouldn't really be overthinking anything.

Just do it.

Being half asleep after you just wake up

is basically the same as being drunk.

You don't even know what's going on

half the time.

Sometimes I wake up and I'm like, what's

going on?

Where am I?

Oh yeah, I'm in stupid guest house in

Japan again.

I saw this girl in the kitchen living room

yesterday, last night.

She was kind of cute.

I didn't see her face though.

She looked Japanese, I think.

She had a very small frame, tied up hair

in a tiny ponytail.

She was eating a bento with chopsticks.

She's wearing a woolly knitted

cardigan.

Might have been Chinese, but I think she

was Japanese from her mannerisms.

Didn't see her face because I was standing

behind her, but there's this other guy.

He wasn't with her.

They were— there were just 2 people there

eating separately.

I thought it'd be weird if I started

talking to the girl but ignored the guy.

I still don't recognize anyone from the

guest house.

Every time I go down there, it's different

people,

so there's no sense of continuity apart

from the American guy.

Meaningless has a date today.

Yeah, I wonder what's gonna happen.

Would you go into the hot steamy shower

room with the gay Japanese guy, and would

you take turns washing each other?

Yeah, wash his butt crack with my tongue.

Delicious.

I've got a date too in Kyoto.

Not

Definitely not meeting anyone in Kyoto.

Definitely just walking there for no

reason.

Make it stop.

Make what stop?

The gayness.

Yeah, I'm trying my best to try and get

content, but it's hard.

The gay guy can't come quickly.

Hong Kong guy is not replying.

You know who just outright blocked me

and then did the thing that you know

about.

What else?

We've kind of exhausted Sunny

and maybe exhausted Blood Bucket.

Maybe in like a week or something meet her

again, but I can't do too many streams

with her, but because people get bored.

Sunny doesn't want to stream just the two

of us because she doesn't want to upset my

girlfriend.

There's that sleepover thing at Blood

Buckets we're doing on the 26th, but

that's a long way away.

And also I've got to plan a trip to Tokyo

because my girlfriend's coming.

In May before I leave Japan.

She's going to come and we're going to do

a trip.

Maybe we'll do a stream together, I don't

know.

Might just do a vlog.

I just spat everywhere.

Go to Tokyo,

go to Skytree, Shibuya, Meiji Shrine.

Where else can we go?

Uh, Yokohama.

I can go there, maybe go to Mount Fuji as

well, and then maybe get the bullet train

back to Osaka because I get my plane from

Osaka International in June.

Then I gotta go to China, then fly 12

hours back home,

back to Londonistan, my favorite country.

The end of Daniel's travels.

We went to Thailand, Vietnam, Japan twice,

but now back home.

Where I have to save up money to pay my

mom back £9,000.

Oh my God.

I think I focus on video game stuff,

I should be able to make £1,500 a month,

and then I'll just give everything to my

mom every month.

Anything I make, I'll just give it all to

my mom so I can pay her off quickly and

then rebuild my finances.

Hopefully World War III starts, my gold

stocks go to the moon.

If my gold stocks go to the moon, like 50%

gain, I'd probably sell off a bunch to

help pay my mom.

But really, I'm not in a huge rush cuz I

think I should be able to make enough

money to pay off my mom, my credit card

before the beginning of next year, which

is when I'll start planning some new

trips.

I'm thinking Thailand, Malaysia, Japan.

Not sure which order to do it,

maybe,

cuz I want to try living in Malaysia for

90 days.

And then Japan again.

I'm not sure what to do next time.

I'm already out of ideas just being here

for a month.

I think the first few weeks the content

was pretty good, but now I'm just kind of

running out of steam.

There are not enough people to meet up

with.

I thought maybe I'd put a post on some

social media website saying that I'm a

live streamer looking for people who want

to live stream

in Osaka.

We're in Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur.

You can get a really nice condo in Kuala

Lumpur on hotel websites for just a couple

hundred pounds a month.

Kitchen, everything's included, 50 square

meters, swimming pool in the middle of

Kuala Kuala Lumpur, so it's pretty damn

cheap.

Why does someone leave their shoes in the

car park?

It's just so weird.

Look, there's just a pair of shoes there.

Oh, McDonald's!

Should we get McDonald's?

Yeah, Kuala Lumpur is really cheap, and

maybe it's nice if you just stay away from

the crappy parts.

I think Bukit Bintang is the nice area.

I'll just get a condo there for a few

months, experience life in Malaysia.

I don't know if I do IRL.

I guess it's safe.

I'm not sure, might just do room streams.

Not sure about next year.

McDonald's.

And also, I want to get back to Thailand

eventually.

I'm not sure how though.

Can I do another student visa?

I'll learn Muay Thai.

If I just go to Thailand without a visa, I

can stay for—

I forgot.

I think they give you—

was it 60 days?

And then you can extend it up to 75.

I think the max you can get is 75 days

without a visa if you go to immigration.

Immigration and extend it.

30 days?

Oh, I must have gotten 30 days and then I

extended it to 75 days.

I'm not sure if I can get another student

visa.

What do you think?

Go back to the same school again and

restart from level 1?

Might as well.

I forgot everything.

I don't even know how to say everything in

Thai.

Tuk.

I know tuk one is every day, so it'd be

tuk something.

Tuk, tuk.

I don't know.

I don't even know the tones and stuff

anymore.

I probably sound like an idiot.

Probably sound like Chris Broad when he

speaks Japanese.

It's like mo hitotsu.

Kudasai.

Oh, Mori desu.

Hi.

Onegaishimasu.

Did you see Chris snap at his cameraman?

It was such a random clip.

It was like, uh, uh, time to film

something maybe?

Paul, Paul, uh, time to film something

maybe?

And then he did this stupid, like,

aggressive body language.

Head tilt with his arms, you know, like

the splayed out hands.

Chris must be such a shit boss, can't even

let the guy have a little break and have

some lunch.

Paul, time for a photo maybe?

Film what?

He's just sitting in a restaurant eating

food.

What's there to film?

Chris just seems

pissed off all the time.

He doesn't seem like good company.

He just moans all the time.

I wonder how much he pays his cameraman.

He must be paying him hourly because it's

not like they do these— I don't know, do

you think he pays him a yearly wage, an

annual wage salary, or do you think he

just pays him part-time?

Chris never films his own stuff, he's

always in front of the camera, so someone

has to hold it.

$100 an hour,

I don't know if that's a lot or nothing.

Seems a bit selfish if the boss is a

multi-millionaire.

Come on, $200 an hour would be more like

it.

I want to get away from this road, it's so

damn loud.

Should I just walk on the motorway?

A police car pulls up.

So funny.

By the meteoric rise to fame being

experienced by your top competitor.

Meaningless rubbish.

Meteoric rise to fame.

Yeah, well, he might get some views now,

but see how it goes 6 years.

Can he keep it up for 6 or 7 years doing

the same topics over and over again?

I doubt it.

YouTube is a marathon, not a sprint.

Oh, Tesla,

nice!

How many views does he get if he can get a

hot girlfriend and

show her on camera, then yeah, his channel

would be huge.

He'd be like that ugly guy, that never

give up ugly guy who got a hot wife.

People like an underdog story where they

root for the main character, the main

character overcomes challenges, and then

they feel inspired by his success story.

People got bored with me because I stopped

trying, I guess.

I just kind of gave up and settled.

People wanted me to be like the guy— I

mean, in the beginning I was like a weird

guy who couldn't get a girlfriend, and

then somehow I got a Japanese wife.

But then I got all crazy, didn't I?

I think people would have preferred it if

I just stayed married and I was a good

husband, then we had kids.

But there was just too many temptations.

Well, look at the buses.

That's why people liked the whole marriage

stuff, because it was like a wholesome

inspirational story.

But it turned dark real quick.

But people were saying stuff like, okay,

now we got the happy ending, time to end

the anime.

People just wanted an end.

They wanted the ending to be like, oh, I

got married and now we're happy together.

But I don't want an end.

I wanted to keep going.

Gotta make money.

I think a better alternate ending would

have been I start a business like that

other guy.

That— there's that streamer, Canadian I

think, his name's Rooty.

His Twitch was called HeyRuby.

He used to livestream around Osaka 2017,

but then he met a woman, got married

opened the bar, the bar does pretty well,

and then he just quit streaming.

That would have been a nice alternate

ending as well.

If I started some business, I didn't need

YouTube anymore.

Coin laundry.

I want to get a parking lot.

What's this guy?

See place.

Construction worker.

The construction worker has another

Brother,

you key to a man.

Can I go this way?

Is Cami ashamed of you being gay and have

a history of doing hardcore gay things for

your gay OnlyFans and being— My mom loves

gay people.

She would be so proud.

Can I go this way?

Yes.

Should I get married with Thai girlfriend

or become gay with a Japanese guy?

Why do you want me to be gay so much?

I don't get it.

What is going on here?

I think if I actually became gay, I would

lose a lot of viewers.

You think it's lame.

What is this place?

Smells weird.

I need to cross this, whatever this is.

Really hope there's a bridge, otherwise

I'll turn back.

What?

This looks kind of shady.

Uh, what is that, like an open sewer?

What?

Oh yeah, I can.

You can go along this, get back on the

road.

Oh wow, thanks, Ben.

You do know you've done a lot of hardcore

gay things, right?

Why are you still denying that you're not

either gay or bi?

I haven't done it with real men though,

just done it by myself.

That's like saying I had sex with a lot of

women.

When I just jerked off.

Blood Bucket believes everyone's a little

gay.

Yeah, it's like, um,

even a meaty— even a meat lover can be a

vegan if you disguise the vegan food as

meat.

Why do you think they have vegan sausages?

Oh my god, it stinks here!

What the hell?

Oh, what?

Oh, this is like disgusting,

dank swamp.

It's probably got dead fish in it.

This looks weird.

So if you disguise the guy as a woman, I

think most straight guys wouldn't mind

banging it.

Just pretend the willy is not there.

Don't like it here.

Why is it weird?

Around the backside of factories, they

probably dispose their toxic waste into

this river.

That's why it stinks.

Something is driving along here.

See these tracks?

Got to get to Kyoto before it gets dark.

You let a gay Japanese guy suck your willy

off at the park and then admitted that

it's the best boy Boris Johnson you ever

received.

No, I didn't say anything like that.

You also said he looks better than 80% of

the women you ever dated.

Yeah, because a lot of them are ugly.

Just saying facts.

I really hope this path connects to a

road.

I need to cross over this, whatever this

is.

Open sewer.

Sometimes I feel like

I wish I was exploring Japan.

With someone instead of just doing this.

But then I think I'd rather be streaming

myself exploring places than being stuck

with some woman that I don't really find

attractive and I can't even talk to

because of communication barriers.

I'd rather just stream because then I can

talk about what I want to, make a bit of

money.

So I would only ditch streaming if I was

on a date with like a really hot girl, but

that's very unlikely to happen since I got

a girlfriend.

I think this is better than just sitting

in my room all day.

Got to get outside and do something.

Whoa, what's all this?

I really hope I'm not wasting my energy

going this way.

God, it's so boring.

You go on a date and then the other person

doesn't speak anything you speak, and then

you're just communicating in broken

language.

You can't talk about anything.

It's so boring.

God, look at all the rubbish.

All these footballs.

Football's in there too.

Why are there footballs in there?

Oh, thank God.

There's 2 people.

I hope they're not young guys.

Oh crap, 2 guys over there.

Smells weird.

I go here.

What?

This looks so sketchy.

Don't fall.

I feel like this bridge is going to

collapse.

Imagine it collapsed into the toxic sewer.

Oh, they're old guys.

Thank God.

Young guys scare me.

If it's old guys, it's fine.

Oh, it smells like piss here.

What train line is this?