happy valentines everyone ：)

I think it's back. That's weird, when I

pasted the timer link, it seemed to crash

Streamlabs.

Testing.

Test.

Is it working?

I'm hungry.

Streamlabs seems to be very glitchy today.

Also, why has the timer gone up to 4

hours? I'm pretty sure it said 3 hours

3 hours 50 minutes.

Strange. Oh, I lost all my viewers now.

Maybe I'll play some Hogwarts.

These quests are just so boring to do. I

hate these collect quests.

The only ones that are not too bad to do

are the go to a cave kind of quests, so

you can actually do some fighting.

Guess we could go here.

The Absconders Cave.

I don't want to do quests where it's just

like, go here and talk to Pippi

Widgetface.

Talking to people is so boring. I find

talking to people boring in real life.

Talking to fake virtual people in a video

game is even more boring.

Wow, the game looks so damn good.

I don't know why it looks so good, it just

looks nice.

The only fun thing in this game is killing

people. I don't really care about the

quests. Look, watch me kill this guy. I

can pull him up into the air like that and

then blow him away. Watch him die. 8,000

fall damage.

Yeah, because I just killed everyone.

I just killed a beast. I killed that wolf.

Where do I go?

It's funny, the main character at this

point, she's like a mass murderer and

it's not even a problem.

Go around the Scottish countryside

massacring people.

Look at these people.

Bye-bye.

Massacred.

Look at him. Did you see that? He did like

a midair cartwheel. Afraid to take one?

Oh, the anticipation!

You dare slay one of my own? You will

fall! Just destroying these people.

I don't know why.

Okay, go into the cave.

This is all you do in the game— go into

caves, kill stuff, go back to Hogwarts,

get more outfits.

Maybe I would actually care about the

outfits if it was an MMO.

Kill spiders.

I saw that Fextralife guy's channel. He

made a Harry Potter build, and all

he did was make a character that looked

like Harry Potter, and then he was like,

oh, Harry Potter might have used this

spell, and then he put one of the fire

spells on his spell bar. And when did

Harry Potter ever cast a flaming ball of

fire and incinerate people? The only spell

Harry Potter used was that Stupefy

spell that stuns people.

I don't remember Harry Potter ever killing

anyone. Did he even kill Voldemort?

I forgot now.

Extra Life channel, so lame.

Combat can get a bit annoying too

sometimes. Like all these enemies, you're

trying to kill them all quickly before you

get surrounded,

but I feel like I'm just spamming spells.

When they're off cooldown.

8 legs is simply too many.

I think I'll

make spaghetti soon. I've got spaghetti

and sausage.

Oh yeah, I got my own dumbbells, been

lifting those, but for some reason I can't

tear my muscles anymore. Before, I went to

the gym and after a workout, the next few

days my muscles would be aching. But now

even when I do a full set with my

11 kg weight, I keep

lifting it until I can't lift it anymore,

but I'm not in pain anymore, which means

my muscles are not tearing, which means I

don't think they're gonna get much bigger.

I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Maybe I

need heavier weights.

I lifted loads yesterday. I thought that

would wear me out, but I'm not in pain

today. Does that mean I didn't do

a proper workout if I'm not in pain?

No one seems to know anything about what

I'm talking about. SIM cards in Japan,

working out.

I hate these

stupid spiders. Oh, there's a boss,

the Abscunda. Do I have any potions?

Thunderbird.

Stop being so monotone.

Okay, I'll just go and get a new voice

box.

Just go and get a new vocal cord.

Whoops, didn't mean to do that.

Oh, I just fly out. Okay,

now I'm stuck. I'm stuck.

I can't move.

I'm flying.

Return to Edgar. Okay.

I'm not sure how I'd fare in a place like

Ah, you look none the worse for wear. I

take it you decided against entering the

Abscondus Cave then?

This is quite difficult. I I

think level 30 is max level.

I feel like this game, when you finish the

main story, it's one of those games where

you just not play it anymore because

what's the point?

Do you really care about collecting 5

gobstones for Zenobia?

Discover the painting's secret.

It's just so grindy. I can't be bothered.

Too lazy for this.

What should I do?

Oh, wasted my money on this stupid game.

I didn't even get a viral video out of it.

Should have refunded it.

Is your girlfriend feeling better? Uh,

yeah, I guess so. She's not crying

recently.

Don't know why she cries so much.

Can't she grow up?

She's very immature.

If she wants me to stay so badly, then she

should give me the money to get a Thai

Elite visa. She's always broke.

I also completely misunderstood what her

job is. I thought she's a pharmacist that

sells medicine. Apparently, that's not her

job. She does something else.

Something like she,

she has the power. She works in like a

legal, a legal office where they

have the power to,

to allow people to open pharmacy

pharmacies.

She's so bad at explaining anything.

Whenever I ask her something simple, it's

so fucking hard to understand what she's

trying to say.

So I think people who want to open a

pharmacy, they'll go to her company and

then request some kind of permit,

and then she has to see if they're

actually able

to run a pharmacy, and then she has the

power to give them a permit or not because

she keeps bringing home food and gifts.

Like she'll bring home a basket of cakes

and she'll say her customer gave it to

her. And I just asked her, why do your

customers keep giving you food? I thought

you just sell them medicine. Imagine going

to a pharmacist, you give your pharmacist

a load of biscuits or cakes.

So it sounds like it's a pretty damn good

job, doesn't it? I don't understand how

she's broke. That kind

of job would pay well in the UK, like £30K

a year. You're working in like a legal,

legal sector.

It's just frustrating. She wants me to pay

for everything all the time. And the Japan

trip, I had to put my foot down and say

no, I can't afford it. Yeah, like kitchen

food inspection kind of guy who

can take away a restaurant's ability to

open.

Why you count down your girlfriend coming

home? I don't know, to help me remember.

Gotta go to this stupid shop to buy a

Sakura Mobile is unlimited data SIM for

foreigners who live in Japan or travel to

Japan. GTN Mobile is unlimited data

SIM For foreigners visiting Japan.

I don't know why they don't trust us

foreign travelers with a voice and text

SIM. Not that I want one. It's just the

way they refuse to let us have one annoys

me.

Maybe she owes people money. She does.

She owes her mom, a friend, maybe her ex.

Imagine they ban selling unlimited Sims

because they— because of ICE. They don't

want annoying streamers coming to Japan.

If they banned unlimited sims, that'd

really screw over IRL streamers.

I think Sakura Mobile seems to be the best

option.

But $230 for pocket Wi-Fi and a SIM

card, it's quite a lot. Is her cough

getting better? Uh, only because she

started taking medicine.

They gave her this inhaler which has

corticosteroids in it.

Oh,

sorry.

How do

I turn this sound off? Music.

Travel sim. But someone earlier said

don't get Sakura Mobile because they,

they limit how much speed you get. But it

seems like they all do the same. SoftBank

March, 1 month, days,

¥14,000. Oh my God,

£14,000 in pounds, that's like $100,

$90.

Wow, my PewDiePie video has 25,000 views,

but for some reason it only made $60. It

got such a bad CPM,

$5.89 CPM.

25K views. I would have hoped it got like

$80.

Apply for American Express credit card.

Why would I do that?

Da da da da da da da da. Never had

a credit card before. I don't see the

point. So you can spend money you don't

have? That sounds like a really bad idea.

You can spend money you don't have with a

debit card. I've got a £1,000 overdraft

limit. And if you don't pay it back,

they'll keep charging you interest.

Basically the same thing.

So if I choose long-term rental,

it's probably going to be cheaper.

I want pocket Wi-Fi and voice data

1, select plan.

25 gigs a month. 30 gigs a

month. Is that it? I need unlimited.

Where's unlimited?

This is gonna be such a

nightmare trying to get internet.

Maybe just go to Starbucks and sit there

with my laptop streaming.

How much do I get per advertisement?

Probably not much. My last stream

made like $20.

I'm getting a

lot less viewers now on Twitch as well.

I used to get— when I was playing

Cyberpunk, I was getting like 50 or 60

viewers. Now I get like 20 to 30. I'll get

40 viewers in the first few hours, and

then after a few hours it would drop down

to like 20-something.

Probably because a lot of people go to bed

in America now and Europe's still

sleeping.

I don't really feel like Twitch is worth

doing anymore because

if I do too much Twitch, it means I'm

doing less YouTube, and then my YouTube

draw— earnings drop more than

the Twitch earnings go up.

So it's better to do— stick to the YouTube

No one's interested in games when I

stream games. Not really like streaming

games anyway, because I want to just stop

talking and play the game.

What did I get my girlfriend for

Valentine's? Nothing yet. I'm gonna go to

the 7-Eleven to have a look later,

get her some lipstick.

Isn't that the Battle Hymn of America

song? What's the big camera song?

Japan is very good with these catchy store

songs and the Don Quijote song.

Must drive people crazy if you've got to

work there for 8 hours a day. Imagine

listening to that all day long.

When I worked at the petrol station,

listening to the same pop music songs

every day drove me crazy, but at least

there was variety with the different

songs. Big Camera is just the same thing

on repeat, 20-second loop.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do

do do do do do beam me,

beam me, big camera.

Travel sim card Japan.

What's Heist doing? He's eating a massive

onigiri wearing a stupid massive samurai

hat.

Well, well, well. What do we have

here?

This is that shrine I've been to a million

times already. Why are we back here? Are

we going? We're going to the ferry,

right? Okay.

Do you think she's gonna get me anything?

If she complains, I can— well, what if she

gets me something, I don't get her

anything? I'd feel bad.

I don't know what video to make. Seems

like there's nothing trending.

I made a video about that sushi thing,

but I don't think I'm gonna post it.

Don't know why I made it in the first

place. It's a pretty boring story.

I thought maybe it could get views,

but it's only trending in Japan

with Japanese people. No one seems to care

about it in the English world.

I think I'll just not post it. I don't

want to post it and get like 2K views.

Very difficult trying to think

what to post nowadays.

The ex-wife drama got some views.

The mum video got 11K views.

I don't know where these views are coming

from. Is it just my old viewers?

Yeah, none of these are new viewers.

I think some of these views came from the

PewDiePie video. Some of them did check

out my other stuff. My livestream called

Going to Japan Soon actually got

28% YouTube search from

Japan and PewDiePie.

Oh my God, what was that?

Scared me. Thanks for the

subbing.

Oh, the sub goal doesn't go up. It was

supposed to say 6 now. Broken sub goal.

I missed your horrible content. What do

you mean? Horrible because it's not good

or because I'm horrible to people?

I have to manually change you, I guess.

End goal 6.

What, what does it say? 10. Ah, I did it

wrong.

Are you really okay with your money

supporting someone that wants trans people

Who, me?

Uh, yeah, I guess so. I'm not really

But I don't think she wants trans people

dead. It's a bit extreme.

I couldn't really care less about J.K.

Rowling. She could be like a raving Nazi

racist homophobic cannibal

who wants all of humanity to die.

I'm not gonna not buy the game just

because of that. I regret buying the game

because the game is kind of shit, to be

honest. I want my money back.

Stupid $70. Boring shit game.

We just run around, collect this, collect

that, talk to Jimbo Jenkins, go to cave

and kill spiders. It's so boring.

Bored of it already.

That's how all games are. Yeah, I know. I

don't know why I don't just give up. Why

is this stupid goal not working? That was

his 36th.

Subscription goal. Why this goal is so

dumb, don't understand.

Maybe I'm just bored of games. They all

just seem the same, don't they? Go here,

go there, do this, do that.

But the game mechanics are not really

that— I mean, it's kind of funny for a

bit, yanking people up to a cliff and

then watching them drop down, or force

pushing them off the edge of a cliff. But

after you've done that 100 times, it kind

Goal amount 10, starting 6.

Oh, now it works. I didn't put the goal

title. Oh, now it's gone.

Whatever, just call it Dauda.

That's the problem with these open-world

games. Every single damn game wants to be

an open-world game these days. And they

all just feel the same. So you've got a

big map, it's got a city hub, and then

it's got like the surrounding areas. And

what do you do in the open world? You go

to like random location, kill a load of

stuff, pick up an item, bring it back to

the hub world. It's all the same.

It feels exactly the same as Cyberpunk

or Assassin's Creed games. New World Open

world is just not really fun anymore.

It was fun back when there was hardware

limitations and games were all closed-off

garden areas,

and it was impressive when they first made

open-world games because it was like,

wow, I can go anywhere I want.

To have more fun playing Warhammer

Darktide, and that's just like an on-rails

shooter game, no open world.

So I don't know how they would make a good

Harry Potter game. All Harry Potter games

seem to revolve around one thing. You got

Hogwarts and you can run around in

Hogwarts and you solve random puzzles

using magic. That's what the original

games were like as well. It would be

like Dumbledore says, make sure you

explore every nook and cranny, Harry.

As if he would actually say that. He's not

supposed to be exploring, supposed to go

to class and then go back to the common

room. But it's always like, oh, you got to

find the secret corridor that leads to the

secret staircase.

I spent a lot of hours running around

Hogwarts, but it's just like random

puzzles dotted around here and there. You

do the puzzle, you get a chest where you

get a random object that you don't really

care about. I think I'm just too

old for this stuff to care about

I don't really know what I want out of a

game. I want to feel addicted, like I care

about my progress. When I don't care about

the progress, then I don't care about

playing it. I used

to wake up 7 AM in the morning to play

World of Warcraft because I had so many

things to do that I wanted to do. I had to

finish all the quests, I had to level up,

I had to get better gear so I could help

my friends who were getting ganked in

Stranglethorn Valley.

I feel like a lot of the reason why I was

addicted to WoW was because of the social

aspects. I felt like I had friends in the

game that I wanted to show off to and

impress. I wanted to become the most

powerful feral druid on my server and be

respected and become famous. People

actually had fame and reputation on each

server.

You would get, you get to know the most

powerful people, the most annoying people.

They would create like a reputation for

themselves in the community. There was

this one rogue on this server called

Laughing Skull that I was on, and he was

the most annoying rogue that everyone

hated because he had really good gear. He

had the full Bloodfang set, but then he

would just hang around the questing areas

in the wasteland area, Plaguelands, and

And he was so annoying to fight because he

would blow every cooldown, he'd use all

these pots, and he

would win basically every fight because he

would have like this really desperate

playstyle and

there was no way you could beat him. I had

a Warlock at the time. Warlocks were

really weak against Rogues. I would I get—

I got ganked by that stupid idiot so many

times, and then people started complaining

about him on the community forum. I think

his name was like— I can't remember. I

forgot his name now. But that was the fun

part of the game, the community aspect

the social aspect.

Rogues are so irritating as a Warlock

because they would Cheap Shot you, you

would trinket out of Cheap Shot. There's

no way you could cast Fear because it will

take too long and he would kick it. So you

do a Death Coil, which would instantly

send him running, but then he would

trinket out of Death Coil and be back on

you. You could use a Succubus to seduce

him, give you a bit of room.

Succubus was the best way to fight rogues,

but then Seduce would

only work a couple times, and as soon as

you damage him, he would break out of it

and sprint towards you and then gouge you.

More backstabs. You can't really last very

long against a rogue as a warlock if you

get backstabbed or ambushed and

backstabbed, then he vanishes, cheap shots

you, backstabs again. You're dead. You

only got like 2k health as a Warlock.

Death Coil is your only thing that can

save you, but he trinkets out of it.

The only way you could win against a Rogue

is if you Death Coil, he trinkets, then

you seduce him with the Succubus, you walk

away a bit, run away, and then do a

Soulfire Soulfire,

Immolate— I forgot the names now—

Conflagrate or something was the instant

one you cast after Immolate. And then what

was that shadow one, the instant one?

Death? There was like an instant shadow

damage spell that also

did damage to you.

But you would need a lot of spell power to

do enough damage to kill him, because if

you don't kill him during those first few

5 seconds, he'll be sprinting straight at

you and gouge you. Backstab, then kidney

punch or something, kidney shot.

And if he gets back to you, you could do

another seduce, but it, it might not last

very long after the second one.

World of Warcraft was really annoying.

Problem with most story games is the story

is trash. Yeah, this story in Hogwarts

Legacy is so bad. Just don't care at all

about defeating the enemy. The enemy is a

big, bad, evil goblin. Oh no, and a bad

dark wizard with a hat.

At least the story in Cyberpunk was kind

of interesting,

apart from all the side quests which

really dragged it out.

I'm currently watching this Netflix show

called You. It's kind of

interesting. It's about this guy. He's,

he's really obsessed with this blonde girl

and wants to make her his girlfriend. He

starts killing her friends and her

ex-boyfriend so he can have her for

himself. It's kind of funny. He's like the

biggest loser beta simp guy ever because

he's just obsessed with this girl.

But he's also completely insane and really

self-absorbed and narcissistic.

And it's so cringe because he's obsessed

with this blonde girl who's not even that

good-looking. She's kind of a bitch

herself because she just sleeps around on

Tinder and stuff.

Has anyone else seen it? It's called You.

He steals her phone and then uses it

to track what she's doing and who she's

talking to.

And then she has like this sex friend guy

called Benji, and he tricks him into

coming down this alleyway, and then he

knocks him out and then murders him in his

basement. And then he kills her best

friend called Peach or something because

she's like a lesbian who's in love with

her. And then they break up, and then he

starts dating a black woman. But then he

starts sleeping with the blonde girl

again, cheats on the black woman, and then

breaks up with the black woman to get back

with the blonde girl.

It's kind of funny. It's interesting

because it's like drama and crazy stuff

happening, but the main character is such

an annoying loser.

Imagine spending your whole life chasing

after a girl and trying to please her and

trying to hang out with her friends and

trying to throw her parties, trying to

kill her, try and kill people who pose a

threat to your relationship as well.

Doesn't he have anything else going on in

I'm on season 4. Wait, there's multiple

seasons? I thought it was just one season.

I think we're nearly at the end of season

1. We watched quite a lot of good shows.

We watched— there's

one called The Bastard Son of

the Devil. That was quite interesting.

And watched Lockwood Co. That was okay.

It's like Harry Potter wannabe but with

ghosts.

And watched a movie about kids who grew

up on a spaceship, and then they all go

crazy and start trying to rape each other.

That was interesting. They break down into

2 groups and they're like trying to kill

each other, and it becomes all

tribalistic.

I think it's interesting how they show how

people are just like sheep, and all it

takes is one crazy guy to tell some lies,

and then he can manipulate them all into

being his followers. It's kind of like

what North Korea does. They create this

fear of, oh no, America could invade us

anytime. So you need to follow me,

the strong leader, because I'm gonna

protect you with my nukes. So you keep

everyone stuck in this state of fear that

doesn't really exist. I mean, America

doesn't have any interest in invading

North Korea,

but Kim Jong-un needs to make it seem like

there is a a threat of being invaded so he

can justify being in charge and having

nukes and stuff. It's kind of like what

they do on the movie, but on a small

I don't understand Lockwood and Co. Are

they supposed to be kids? Because they

keep saying, oh, you're just kids,

where's your supervisor? But they're all

like 20 years old, the actors and actress.

Are they supposed to be playing as

16-year-olds? And why a bunch of

16-year-olds living in a house doing

this weird ghost hunting jobs? They're 15?

They do not look 15. They look like

20-year-olds.

There's a book. I think the show was made

from a book trying to be the next Harry

Potter. I found the girl cute. She looks a

lot like Mila. It's just she has a very

square jaw. But when her jaw's hidden,

she looks so much like Mila. It's crazy.

Have I watched Killing Eve? No,

never heard of it. My girlfriend's quite

good at picking shows actually. She picks—

I don't know if she randomly picks them,

but I really enjoy almost everything she

picks apart from a few things.

I find it really hard to pick a show on

Netflix because they all look kind of

crap.

I want to watch Clarkson's Farm season 2,

but I cancelled my Amazon Prime.

I like Clarkson's Farm. They should just

vlog it on YouTube. I thought he was gonna

get cancelled from Amazon because he said

hateful things about Meghan Markle.

Meghan Merkel. If he got cancelled and

axed from Amazon, he should just vlog his

farm, make a YouTube channel, hire some

guy to film it, be your cameraman. Just

pay him like £100 a day to follow you

around with this DSLR and just vlog it.

Why don't you just make a YouTube series?

Why do you need Amazon money and

production money?

For Top Gear, I understand you need money

because you gotta buy the cars and fund

it all, but if he's just doing his farm

stuff that he

was gonna do anyway. I think he was gonna

be a farmer anyway. He got the farm before

He could, I think, just make it into a

YouTube series. He'd get millions of

views. People love Clarkson.

I watched the first season. It was

interesting how he only made £200 profit

after a whole year because he wasted so

much money doing dumb stuff like buying

sheep.

It made me realize that anything you do in

life, if you don't know what you're doing,

you're gonna lose money. That's why most

people just work for someone who knows

what they're doing instead of trying to

start their own business. If you gave me

£100,000 and you say, you say, here you

go, Daniel, go and buy a farm. I don't

know what I'm doing. I'll just lose my

money. The farm would go bankrupt.

What show are you talking about? It's

called Clarkson's Farm. A man

called Jeremy Clarkson famous for being a

presenter on Top Gear, tries to

run a farm with zero farming knowledge,

and it rains and his crops mess— get

messed up, or he sprays the wrong

fertilizer, or he buys things he shouldn't

buy.

Oh, Ice is going on a cruise boat. I guess

he's forced to do stuff since they keep

donating. The timer never gets to zero.

It got close, it got to 16 minutes, and

then last minute loads of people started

donating. It's kind of Funny.

I wish I had that problem. Oh no, people

won't stop giving me money. My life is so

terrible.

It's funny, Ice's community give

him money to piss him off.

So weird. Oh, he's at

that place with the big golden poop thing.

I went there with the French girlfriend.

I stood in this exact same spot.

Morons keeping it alive. How do they have

so much money to just waste like that?

We can go to Hino area. Cruise will take

about 40 minutes. Damn, 40 minutes? Yeah.

What the fuck, dude?

I'd be sad when the stream ends. I've been

watching it on and off for 2 months. I

can't believe it started December. I feel

like December felt like such a different

time compared to now. I was planning

my trip to Vietnam, was planning for

Christmas.

I've really enjoyed just tuning in,

seeing what he's up to. I feel sad when

he's gone. He wants to do some boxing

thing. I wonder how much money he's

getting for the boxing thing. Must be a

lot if he wants a stream twin so he can do

it. Just do the stream, get like 3K a day.

Imagine I donate my whole life savings,

$20,000. He would get How many hours

would that be? That would be funny.

Bankrupt myself for a cheap laugh.

Imagine the look on Ice's face if the

timer goes up to like 1,000 hours.

$20,000 would be 30

seconds, would be 600,000 seconds,

which would be 10,000 10,000

hours? I don't know.

21,000 would be 21,000 minutes divided

by 60 would be 350 hours

times— no, divided by 2.

175 hours.

That doesn't seem like a lot. He's had 40

hours before. I think I'm doing the maths

I think he would actually just turn the

stream off even if it wasn't zero,

because he would just break.

No, I'm not donating anything. I donated

him $40 back in 2019.

He signed a contract for the match.

He said he's going to England. He said he

hates England. He's kind of right,

though. England does suck. And oh yeah,

he said something that I really agreed

with. He said people in England are just

mean to each other for no reason. They

call it banter, but it's just bullying.

He's completely right. That's what British

people are like. In England,

banter is like just bullying each other

and being dickheads. So, oh mate,

you fucking bellend.

It's like they're just being mean to each

other all the time and that's banter.

That's why I hated it and that's why I

didn't want to make friends with British

people because I don't really want to

banter and just be mean to each other.

I had a British girlfriend for a few

months and she was mean to me too, but

that's just banter. She would call me

dickhead and like tell me to shut up.

I sent her a picture of my fish and chips

and she was like, oh, you fucking

dickhead,

because she's on a diet and I made her

hungry. Don't really like that kind

of banter. Just find it weird. Am I

supposed to be like, what's wrong, you

dickhead? Back to her. I don't like

insulting people and then calling it

banter. But yeah, he's right. British

people weird. You watch Chris Broad and

you see what I'm talking about. Chris

Broad is just like constantly calling his

friends dickheads and wankers and useless

bed ends. And they're just like, oh, you

watch Chris and Connor hang out and

they're just constantly calling each other

dickheads and wankers.

And that's supposed to be funny. It's just

weird. I'd be annoyed if I'm hanging out

with someone, they keep insulting me and

calling me a dickhead.

I, I feel like British society is very

toxic. People just trying to find ways to

take the piss out of each other. You watch

any kind of panel show back in the

early 2000s, like Never Mind the

Buzzcocks, the host was just trying to rip

into the guests anytime, any opportunity

he could get. He would actually bully some

of the guests off. Some of them just

walked off because they got so pissed off.

But that was like banter and funny.

It's just like toxic.

Toxic. Creates like a toxic atmosphere.

That— what's his name? Simon Amstel. He

was pretty funny though. He's kind of like

Ice, but he was really rude to the guests.

I wonder what he's up to these days. I

think he was gay and being— trying to be a

stand-up comedian in America. With gay

jokes.

I was like, hey, make a documentary about

me. Like, if I tried to sell my

documentary to Netflix, they probably

would. I feel like I probably could get a

documentary if I, if I I

saw a Sam Pepper and Ice phone call.

They were talking about friendship. Ice

gets so defensive when he gets criticized

about not saying that he's friends with

I feel like people do use the word friend

too lightly.

Like, you just meet them, know them for a

few hours, and they're already saying, oh

yeah, we're friends.

I feel like if 2 people like each other,

then that would mean they're friends.

But Ice is like, oh, I need to be able to

trust the person for him to be— I don't

really think I would trust the friend,

but then does that mean he's not a real

friend? What do you mean trust? Like trust

him with your bank account details? I

wouldn't trust anyone with that.

That's that kind of important stuff.

Trust them with your deep-down secrets and

your emotions.

I don't really keep my emotions or my

secrets a secret, do I? I talk about it on

stream all the time. Everyone knows my

secrets and true feelings and emotional

stuff. I don't know what I would

trust a friend with. Trust him not to stab

me in the back.

Now, after the Hong Kong guy thing

happened, I would never want a friend or

a male to, to be able to contact my

girlfriend because that was weird with the

Hong Kong guy. I don't want some random

guy getting involved with my relationship.

That's the only reason I don't want

friends. To prevent meddling.

So we wait in this line now. Okay.

Is Sam Pepper live today?

Sam Pepper's accent's so funny.

It just seems so over the top and

exaggerated.

The creepiest prankster on YouTube. The

Decay of Sam Pepper. It's the first thing

that popped up when I typed Sam Pepper.

Did Sam Pepper even have like a fan base

or fans? Did people ever like him?

I remember he was huge for doing those

pranks, but was he liked.

As someone who watched Big Brother in

2010, he actually was so hated by the

British public for being over the top and

unlikable. Okay, I don't know why

I don't like Sam Pepper either, and I'm

not sure why, because I usually like

dickhead type people like Keemstar,

Ice. There's just something annoying about

him. I don't know why.

I don't really care about his sexual

assault pranks. I think

it's kind of funny, that kind of stuff.

I don't think— I don't think he knows who

I am. It'd be kind of awkward if I bumped

into him.

Is he living here? He's been in Thailand

for a long time, it seems like. Not just a

couple weeks for holiday.

When was his first Thailand stream?

Uh, 3 weeks ago.

He gets less views than I do.

5K views, 4K views.

I survived 24 hours in a Thai jungle. 2K

I dated a ladyboy in Thailand. 10K views.

Yeah, Thailand doesn't really get the

views for some reason. I thought maybe I'd

try make some Thailand videos, but then

after I see Sam Pepper trying and also

failing, it made me think maybe I'll just

forget about Thailand. It's not getting

any views. No one gives a shit about

Thailand.

Talk about PewDiePie's unborn baby got me

25K.

Do do do do do do do. Hub Summer

really looks like Kim Jong Un right now

with this fade. I don't know why people

like those fade hairstyles. I think they

look so bad. They make you look so

thuggish, like a punk,

like, you know,

someone who's part of a gang who's gonna

beat you up. If you want to look

intimidating, then I guess it's good. I

just think it looks so unclassy,

like drunken sailor down at the dockyard

kind of hairstyle.

He looks just like Kim Jong-un. If he gets

like a black jacket or something, he could

do very good cosplay, I reckon. That would

be funny if he got a cosplay and then Ice

was like, IRL streaming with, with Kim

Jong-un. We heard you say

you wanted to buy it in Korean. You know,

I speak Korean, believe it or not. I think

they're Thai. All right, well,

it's free if you want it.

I don't want to go to 7-Eleven.

Can't be bothered.

Got no messages. My Facebook's dead.

Instagram's dead.

And no one messages me on Instagram

anymore. 2 weeks ago,

last message.

People really lost interest in me.

Twitter's dead.

Hmm. Want me to send you a message? No, I

don't want to get messages just because I

whined about it.

After the marriage, it's like people lost

interest in me. The only thing

interesting about me was when Why are you

married to someone when you don't love

them?

People just find it so weird how I cheat

on people and don't feel bad about it.

Like, they think it's some mysterious

mystery that they have to get to the

bottom of. It's not that deep,

is it? Why would I feel bad about

it? It's like asking, do you feel bad when

you eat a juicy steak because a cow had to

die? I don't feel bad. It's just

one cow out of millions of

cows. The cow was only bred so it can be

eaten. I'm not gonna cry about some stupid

cow. I want to eat the juicy steak.

If I go through life feeling sad about

everything I hurt or kill, I'm gonna have

a mental breakdown. That's no way to live.

It's just a way of life, isn't it? You

want something, something has to die so

you can get it. That's how the stock

market works. You want to make money, it

means you gotta make someone else lose

money.

You only make money in the stock market

when you take it from someone else.

You're basically taking someone's money.

The money doesn't just appear out of

nowhere. You go into your stocks

and it says, oh, 10% up. That 10% didn't

just magically appear. You got 10% on your

stock because someone sold it and

you bought it for cheap and then the price

went up because people are now buying it.

You don't care about ethics? Yeah, I know,

I'm very— I have a very

machine-like outlook on life,

like a robot.

Well, what do you think about praying

mantises when the female eats the male's

head and entire body after they have sex.

Is that ethically wrong?

After the male has blown his load, he

doesn't serve a use anymore. The woman has

gotten the sperm, so you might as well eat

the male. You get the energy to provide

for the babies. Seems like a perfectly

reasonable thing to do.

There's plenty of other men out there.

They don't start crying about it. Oh,

don't you think it's wrong you ate the

male after you fucked him?

As if a praying mantis gives a shit.

It's only humans who keep asking stupid

stuff like, oh, don't you think it's wrong

you did X, Y, and Z?

I mean, yeah, it's wrong, so I'm

not saying it's not wrong. It's wrong. I

mean, it's good for me, but it's bad for

Oh, I always wondered why Daniel married

if he didn't love Chihiro. Because I

didn't want to go back home to my parents

who kept whining at me. I wanted to live

in Japan. I couldn't really— let's face

it, I couldn't really get anyone better

looking than Chihiro, and she was pretty

good-looking.

And I

was too scared to say no because I didn't

want to make her cry. I don't like

upsetting people.

To be honest, I wanted to go to Korea and

then go back to Japan because I just

discovered Tinder in Japan and I realized

how easy it is to get sex on Tinder. And

then I accidentally got married. I never

used Tinder before up until that point

because I thought it wouldn't really work.

And then my first 2 weeks in Japan in 2017

on Tinder, I think I had more sex in that

first 2 weeks with more women than I had

in my whole life. I went on a

rampage. I had sex with like 8 different

girls in the space of 10 days, which is

more than I had in my entire 10 years of

dating without Tinder.

It was insane.

And that's how I met my wife.

I didn't want to be with Chihiro. I wanted

to be single and I wanted to smash. And

then my YouTube channel blew up and I

wanted to smash my viewers. The marriage

was just like an annoying inconvenience

that got in my way of smashing.

Well, I didn't really because I still

smashed, but it meant I had to cheat. I

wanted to be single and just like smash

all over Japan and then

fly to Europe and smash my viewers and fly

back to Japan, smash more Japanese girls.

That was like my goal in life. And then

stupid COVID ruined it. And now COVID is

over, stupid channel is dead.

Typical, isn't it? It's like, oh,

you've unlocked financial freedom, but the

world has shut down because of COVID And

then it goes, COVID has ended and the

world is open again, but your financial

freedom has been cut by 70% because your

stupid channel died and no girls want to

smash anymore because you're not famous

anymore and you're banned on Tinder.

Fucking great.

Also, I'm now 5 years older. I don't

really care that much about smashing like

I used to when I was 27, 28.

Like, I just want to smash anything that

moved. Now I'm older, a bit,

bit toned down with the smashing.

Not that crazy over it. More interested

in things like trying to make my muscles

bigger, trying to figure out how to keep

my costs low.

Are you still saving money? Yeah, I

haven't spent anything since I got back

from Vietnam apart from the rent.

What else did I buy?

Really not buying anything. I bought a

stupid Harry Potter game. Well, I made

about $40 off some videos, a few

livestreams. It's not a huge

loss.

I really shouldn't have bought it though.

I thought if I buy it, get really into it,

I can make more videos. Eventually one of

them would pop off. I should have done

what I did with Elden Ring. Like with

Elden Ring, I didn't expect the videos to

get so many views, so I bought it,

reviewed it, refunded it, saw the video

blow up, go viral, so I bought it again so

I could make more videos about it. That's

what I should have done this time. I

jumped the gun a bit,

just had expectations. See,

law of attraction again. I didn't really

have any expectations with Elden Ring and

it blew up. I had too much expectations

for Hogwarts Legacy and it just flopped.

How many viewers does Suspenders get on

Kick? He keeps saying he's going to make

$20K a month. Really?

I just don't see it.

I don't even see him getting that many

donos. He's got

500 viewers now. I had 500 viewers before,

was not making $20K a month.

Need some pee again.

Get on Kick. 95. 5 cut is retarded,

but no one even donates. I've been

streaming for like 6 hours today and I

didn't get a single donor.

I get quite a few on YouTube, but then

when I try and bring my audience to a

different platform, it's like no one

donates.

I don't even see anyone donating to Sass.

Maybe I will make an account just for fun.

Sign up. Email.

Hmm. Which email should I use?

Dual stream. I don't know how to. How does

Sus do all this stuff? Someone doing it

for him? Because he's got overlays with a

BellaBox. That's complicated gear. It's

not like amateur gear. The process for

getting overlays on a stream using a

BellaBox or LiveU is— I tried looking it

up and it was so damn confusing.

I don't know how you do a multi-stream.

Doesn't it use a lot of bandwidth?

Username,

hiding in my room. Password,

Daniel123.

Birthday,

1989.

Why won't it let me use hiding in my room?

Kick is the perfect platform for you. You

can smash prostitutes. Well, you can do

that on Chaturbate. Why don't people just

do IRL on Chaturbate or Pornhub or

something? You can get naked and just fuck

on it.

Hiding in my room. Next.

Ah, stupid password needs a capital and a

symbol. I always forget my

password if I have to put a capital.