[2024-11-24] i got pulled over by the police -( [K3AJ8xD7Lvc]

Testing.

You won't believe what happened.

Got it on dashcam too.

Should I upload the dashcam footage?

Oh my God, I really hate this job.

Really, really hate this job.

I think this is probably the worst job

I've ever had.

Please, subredditors, get me banned

somehow.

Tell them I coomed on everything.

I don't know.

I say I want to quit and I do want to

quit, but I keep getting tempted because I

want money, so I keep doing it more.

Today was pretty scary.

Is it streaming okay?

Does my hair look good?

Got my drinks.

Okay.

I think doing delivery driving has to be

one of the worst jobs I've ever done.

No, it wasn't speeding and it wasn't

driving too slowly.

You won't believe what I did.

It was so stupid.

It was actually so stupid.

First of all, I'll show you the road where

I committed the offense.

I did it right in front of a police car.

I did it right in front of a police car as

well, and then they pulled me over.

I can't believe it.

This is the stupidest road I've ever seen.

Look at this.

What the hell is that?

It looks like an airplane runway.

Jesus,

look at this.

It literally looks like an airplane runway

at the airport.

I got screwed on this road.

Let's just wait a few more minutes.

I wish people click on my stream faster so

I didn't have to wait so long before I can

start my story.

That's why Dr Disrespects, they have like

a 30-minute intro.

He'll have like a countdown of 10 minutes,

it's just a countdown, nothing else, with

some music, and then he's got like all

these clips that he always plays at the

beginning.

It, it takes like 30 minutes until his

stream actually starts,

and then he doesn't actually play the game

he says he's going to play until an hour

into it.

I need that, like a countdown.

How do you— how much trouble on the road?

How do I have so much trouble?

I don't know.

Am I bad at driving?

I don't know why I'm getting into so much

trouble.

Maybe because I'm lazy and I just— I

whatever it.

I'm like, oh, whatever.

This summer I got caught.

People arguing on Discord about what?

Should I reinstall it?

Aren't you still new to driving?

Yeah, I've been driving for 3 months now,

but don't— I mean, I do drive a lot more

than your typical new driver,

but I've already been fined once, caught

in a bus lane.

Got horned at a lot, got yelled at, now

got pulled over by the police.

It's pretty scary.

They put the sirens on.

It was like the slowest police chase ever

because I didn't realize they want me to

pull over until I drove a bit.

I was driving, driving, wondering, what

are those blue lights?

Hmm, hmm.

Oh, are they for me?

And then finally it clicked, and I decided

to pull into the left road, and then I

pulled over.

Good thing they didn't fine me for

refusing to stop.

It was like a slow police chase.

Imagine I just floored it.

I thought they would let me off.

Okay, I'll tell the story.

We got Only 60 viewers.

I'm not telling my story for only 60

people.

100 viewers or else I don't tell my story.

I had 150 viewers last stream.

Come on.

Back in the day, I would have had 700

viewers, 1,000 viewers.

People gone out for the night.

Yeah, as if my viewers go out on the

weekend.

Really?

My viewers go out on a Saturday night?

Yeah, okay,

sure they do.

Miserable, raining, wet Maidstone night

out sounds great.

Okay, I'll tell my story.

So, so my mum had a hospital appointment

where they were going to inject her with

medication so she couldn't drive.

So I had to take my mum to the hospital

and I thought whilst my mum's doing her

thing, her appointment, I would go and do

a sneaky Amazon Flex shift at Morrison's.

So I dropped her off at the hospital and

then I drive to the Gravesend Morrison If

you don't know, Gravesend is like on the

very, very, very outskirts of London.

It starts to become a little bit like

London as you get into Gravesend.

So I go to Gravesend Morrison to start my

shift and they send me to Chatham.

And I've got— by the way, I didn't charge

my car last night, so I've only got about

half the battery.

And I thought, okay, half a battery is

enough to go to the Maidstone, go to the

hospital, and then go to the Morrisons and

then get back to the

hospital.

So I thought I had enough battery.

So my battery was running down very

quickly.

I don't know why it was running down so

quickly.

I think because the wind was so strong and

it was costing more energy to drive

through the wind.

So I go to Chatham.

I picked up all the Morrison bags, loaded

it into my car, went to Chatham to do my

first delivery, and for some reason

there's this massive— let me show you

again.

There's this massive road in Chatham, like

6 lanes.

Look, 6 lanes.

So, so I'm on that massive 6-lane road and

my map is telling me to turn right, and

I'm not in the very far right lane.

I'm in— there's— okay, let me explain

lanes.

There's left lane for turning left.

There's a middle 3 lanes for going

straight only, and there's big arrow signs

that say straight only.

And then there's a far right lane for

turning right.

I'm in the second farthest right lane, and

the arrow says go straight only.

But I'm panicking, and then I start

getting loads of phone calls.

My phone starts blowing up with messages

from my mum, and then I'm like, oh my God,

what's happening?

Must be something really bad at the

hospital if I'm getting so many messages

and my phone's ringing.

I keep canceling the phone call because I

can't see my map if the phone is ringing

because it's connected to my phone.

So I'm trying to ignore these messages and

I'm trying to rush to get to my first

delivery spot so I could stop the car and

then see what's going on.

So I'm getting all these messages spamming

up on my phone and my display, and my

battery on my car is like 40%, 30%, and

And I'm getting range anxiety, and I'm

just like having a nervous breakdown

nearly, and really panicking, rushing.

So I'm on the furthest right lane— no, I'm

on— I'm in the lane next to the furthest

right lane, which is for going straight

only, but I need to turn right.

So I think, uh, screw it, I'm just gonna

turn right anyway.

So I hop from the straight-only lane into

the far right lane, which is a bit cheeky

and it's a bit naughty.

I shouldn't have done it.

And guess who was in the far right lane

that I just cut in front of?

Bloody police car.

So they follow me, they don't put the blue

lights on yet, but they follow me a bit

down into the road that I turned into, and

then they put the blue lights on.

And then I see flashing blue lights.

Look, I'll show you the road.

Where was it?

You probably can't see well.

Look.

Yeah, it's kind of hard to see what's

happening there.

So anyway, there's my lane and then the

far right lane, and then in between our

lanes is like hatched markings, and then

there's like a concrete island and then a

gap and then another concrete island.

So I think, oh, whatever, I'm just gonna

whoosh in between the concrete islands.

I check my mirrors, I swear I indicated,

But they said I didn't indicate and it was

dangerous.

So then they flashed me down and then they

told me to get out the car and then I had

to turn my car off.

I forget to lock my car.

So I also forget to take my phone out.

So my phone is just sitting in the car

with all the Amazon packages in my car

with the door completely open, not open,

but unlocked.

Thankfully no one stole anything.

But imagine if I got back to the car, my

phone was gone.

I would have been so— I would have had a

meltdown.

So they tell me to come out the car, and

then they take me over to the police car,

and they tell me to sit in the back.

So they sit me in the back of the police

car, and then they explained to me what I

did wrong.

And then they said that I was supposed to

go straight, but I suddenly changed lanes

right without indicating.

I thought I indicated, but there's no

point arguing because I actually don't

remember.

But it would be very unlike me to not

indicate.

I always indicate.

If there's people behind me, I would

always indicate.

So I don't know if I just forgot and

blanked, or I tried to indicate and it

didn't actually register as an indication

because I didn't press it properly.

So then they explained to me what I did

wrong, and I'm just like, I'm sorry, I

didn't know.

I'm doing Amazon deliveries, my map told

me to do it.

And then they said you're supposed to look

at the road signs.

They're really nice, they look pretty

young.

It was a woman and a man, and they look

like They were definitely younger than me,

so it was kind of weird.

So they were probably like in their 20s,

25, 28.

And then they had to like fill out a form

on the phone, get my information, take my

photo in the backseat,

check my— they checked out my insurance,

looked at my driver's license.

It was really scary.

It was like the whole Japan police thing

all over again.

I've never been in trouble with the police

in the UK before.

And then they said, I have a— wait, let me

get the email.

Where's the email?

He said— the policeman said, so I identify

as a white English man.

How would you identify yourself?

And then I said, I'm white and Asian.

And then he was looking on his list and

there was no Mixed Asian selection for

some reason, so I said I'll just put Asian

then since that's what I look like.

It's really weird they ask you your ethnic

group.

I guess it's for the statistics.

So I got this traffic report now.

Look, the Kent Police traffic offence

report.

Lord.

And it says

Offence detail: drive a mechanically

propelled vehicle on a road in a public

place without due care and attention.

So they said I was doing dangerous

driving.

She said, um, you didn't indicate and you

suddenly changed lanes on a 40 mph road,

as if that's— it's not even fast, 40 mph.

And She said if we weren't care— if we

weren't alert, it could have caused an

accident.

And I thought, I was thinking in my mind,

no, it wouldn't, because I checked my

mirrors before I made the maneuver.

But I didn't want to argue.

So we didn't have an accident because I

checked my mirrors to check it was safe to

make them.

I didn't just blindly make the maneuver

into the right lane.

Obviously, I checked my mirrors and it

looked clear.

So it was night— it wasn't nighttime.

It was like half past 3, 4 PM, getting

pretty dark.

And I couldn't see that it was a police

car.

You know what cars look like when it's

dark?

All the cars look the same.

They're all just black with red lights on

the back and white lights on the front.

You cannot really tell.

Also, it's raining, so it had like rain

droplets all over my, my mirror and my

window, so I couldn't really see

that it was a police car.

So it really got me off guard.

Usually I'm good at spotting the police

cars.

I can't believe it.

They said sorry, they apologized to me,

and they said, oh, it's just bad luck, but

because you did it right in front of us,

we had to stop you.

And I said, that's okay, just doing a job,

I guess.

Whatever.

They're very nice and friendly.

No point getting rude about it, I guess.

I'm just doing my job, they're just doing

their job.

Did you cry?

No,

I wasn't shaking or anything.

I was just— I was shocked

that I made such a stupid mistake.

So they filed the report off to the

traffic bureau or whatever, so they're

gonna review the report and then send me

the decision on my punishment.

I said, what do you think the punishment's

gonna be?

Am I gonna get points?

She said it's most likely going to be a

£100 fine.

We don't know if you'll get points or not.

So

my mum said she will pay the fine for me

because, I don't know, maybe she feels

bad, like it was her fault or something.

But the thing I'm worried about is getting

the points because you get 12 points, you

lose your license.

So 3 points would be 25% of the way to

losing your license.

No, I wasn't on my phone.

I was looking at the sat nav trying to

figure out, because the sat nav was saying

turn right, but I was on this massive

5-lane— it was basically like a motorway

in a city, 40 mph speed limit.

It was basically like a motorway and a

roundabout combined, because on the

motorway, yeah, okay, you got 5 lanes, but

you're allowed to switch lanes left right,

whatever.

But this one, it was like the far right

lane was sectioned off from the middle 3

lanes, and you're not allowed to go from

the middle 3 lanes into the far right, or

you're not allowed to actually switch

lanes because all the lanes have like a

big pointing arrow forwards.

So I would have had to keep going

forwards, miss my turn, go all the way up

to the roundabout, do a U-turn, spin back

around

I swear this driving thing is going to be

the death of me.

And then after that I did some— I drove

into a bus lane after the police finished

with me and I started moving off again.

Um, it took me into like the town center

of Chatham, which is a horrible mess of

roads, and it didn't even say it was a bus

lane.

A went right into the stupid bus lane for

like 2 seconds.

Now I'm probably gonna get fined on that

if it's a camera bus lane.

And I had to slam the brakes a couple

times because I don't know what was going

on.

Was not, was not my peak driving.

So I might get fined another £30 driving

in a stupid bus lane.

So yesterday was really good because I

went to do an Amazon block.

It was a really good block, 4 hours For

£92 boosted rate.

I get to the depot and then my block

disappears and I'm like, what the fuck?

And then they send me an email saying,

please do not come, your block has been

cancelled, but we'll pay you anyway.

And I thought, oh my god, this is the best

job ever.

They're gonna pay me £92 to do nothing.

So yesterday I had amazing luck.

Today I lost it all.

It's a gamble.

Everyone telling me I was stupid for

gambling on the stock market.

Life is all a gamble.

Like yesterday I got really lucky and then

today my luck ran out and now I'm probably

gonna get a second fine for the stupid bus

lane.

Oh my god, I really hate this job.

But the money is so tempting.

I got a block tomorrow.

I got 3 blocks backed up now at 1 PM

tomorrow, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday.

And I feel like just canceling it all, but

it's like £180 for doing those, so I feel

like I'm stupid if I don't do it.

£188 for Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday, the

ones I have booked.

So I'm like addicted to delivery driving

even though One of these days I'm gonna

crash or die or something.

I'm like addicted to the money.

I can't stop doing it even though I want

to quit doing it and I hate doing it.

No, it's not beer, it's a vitamin drink.

I love money too much.

And one thing you guys should know about

me is when I find a way to make money, I

get hooked on doing that thing, be it

YouTube,

OnlyFans, shoving stuff up my bumhole.

Now I'm like hooked on delivery driving

because the money's so nice, but it's like

such a risky activity when you're not a

very experienced driver.

You'd like to cut corners.

Cutting corners when driving is very

risky.

I'm a risk— I'm an investor in the stock

market.

I am not averse to taking risk.

Work a job with overtime.

Yeah, you might think, why don't you just

get a normal job where you just don't

spend half the day on the roads risking

your life?

Yeah, that would be great.

The problem is all jobs where you have to

do a job in a building, you have to do it

in a team.

Like, you got a boss, you got coworkers,

you get trained up.

I can't do those jobs because I just hate

having to work with people.

I don't like being told how to do stuff.

And then you got to go for an interview,

and then you got to get trained.

Oh, so annoying.

Just got here.

Were you speeding?

No, I wasn't speeding.

Okay, I'll tell you the story again.

So my mum had to go to the hospital, so I

took my mum to the hospital, and then

whilst I dropped her off at the hospital,

I went and did an Amazon block at

Morrison's.

I picked up the Morrison's shopping and it

sent me to Chatham.

So I'm driving to Chatham.

Chatham is like a little town on the

outskirts of London, which means it is a

shithole full of chaotic multi-lane roads

and that I have never seen before.

I've driven a lot, motorways, gone quite

far, Dartford Crossing.

I have never seen a road this confusing

before.

It was like 6 lanes

with the center 3 lanes sectioned off from

the outer lanes, and you're not allowed to

switch lanes.

You gotta go forwards.

You got to get in the right lane before—

it's like all the lanes first start off as

2 lanes and then it splits off into 6.

And you gotta be in the right lane before

it splits off, so I was not in the right

lane,

and I did a naughty cheeky thing without

realizing I was doing it right in front of

a police car, and then they pulled me

over, explained to me what I did wrong,

and then gave— said they're gonna report

me for traffic dangerous driving traffic

violation.

Yeah, so basically I just changed lane

without indicating and now I'm gonna have

to pay £100.

Ridiculous.

People do that all the time.

It's just that I change lanes on lanes

where you're not really supposed to change

lanes because the arrows are marking it

clearly you gotta go forwards.

If it's like a straightforward arrow.

It— I mean, it didn't say you can't change

lanes.

I don't know what the worst thing I did

was.

Was it the changing of the lanes, or was

it the not indicating part?

I think it was both.

I mean, it was both, but which one was

worse?

Like, if I indicated changing into the

lane, would it have been less worse?

Yeah, even the policewoman, she said you

just got unlucky because we were right

behind you.

And we had, we had to

take action.

Yeah, imagine there was police following

me all the time.

I'd probably get like 20 fines, the things

I do.

I don't know, I just— I thought I was good

at driving, but I think I'm not very good

at driving.

Sometimes I get confused and I don't know

what to do, so I just wing it and I'm

like, uh, maybe this is the right thing to

do, and it's usually not the right thing

to do.

I don't want to get banned from driving.

I worked so hard to get my license.

And then if I got banned from driving, I

gotta get rid of the car.

So many things are going wrong.

The last 4

shifts I've had something weird happen,

like

get locked in a car park, get trapped in

someone's driveway, get pulled over by the

police.

The police thing is the worst because, I

mean, all the other problems were either

embarrassing or a bit scary or annoying,

but now I've got to pay £100.

Well, my mum said she's gonna pay it.

And then to make matters worse, my car

battery nearly ran out, so I had to go to

the nearest car charger and charge it, and

it cost £8.

£8 to charge it 20%, only 25%.

And the charger took £40 from me.

I don't know if it's gonna give me back

the remainder,

because I didn't read it properly.

It just said pre-charge minimum for £40,

so I'm hoping they're gonna give me back

the £32.

They still haven't given it back.

It just says minus £40.

So I took a— so it was such a stupid thing

in the end because I took the Gravesend

block for £28— I mean £27.

It paid you £27.

I spent £8 on charging the car because it

was very far to drive all the way to the

hospital and then all the way to

Gravesend, all the way to Chatham, all the

way back to Gravesend for the final

delivery.

And then I went back to the Morrison's

Lidl where they've got an EV charger where

they charge £8

for 10 kilowatts.

I only charged it 10 kilowatts, which is

quarter of my battery, and it charged me

£8.

So

19— I made £19 and then I got a £100

ticket, so I lost like £80.

I'll just take it off what I owe my mum.

It's her fault.

I feel kind of bad if my mum pays for it

though, because it's not her fault.

It was my fault, I guess, because I was

not being safe on the roads.

And then there's like a storm going on.

The wind was so strong I could feel my car

being blown.

I was gripping onto the steering wheel

trying to keep the car going straight.

I felt like I was gonna get blown off the

bridge.

When you're in a small car, you really

feel the wind.

I don't know, I really don't know what to

do.

I want the money so bad, but

this job's dangerous

and it's costly with all the fines.

You gotta take all the fines and the

penalties out of your profit margin.

It's Kami, okay?

Um, it's not good news.

She needs to go for another checkup.

I don't know why they didn't just do it

today, but apparently they found something

that they need to check up on again for

another appointment.

Yeah, but I lost 100 pounds.

Why is my life so shit?

I had 2 Morrison blocks today, Canterbury

and then Gravesend, so I made £58 minus

£108 for the charging and the fine.

Has only ceiling fans dried up?

Yeah, everyone unsubscribed.

I think I've got maybe one subscriber

left.

Who doesn't realize he's still subscribed.

Got zero merch sales, I got no OnlyFans.

I still make $4 a month on Patreon.

I don't know who's still subbed to my

Patreon.

It's annoying because I feel really

confident driving, but I'm still— I'm not

like scared driving.

I'm like, oh, fuck it, go here, go there,

whatever.

Oh, and then

the first shift in the morning in

Canterbury was good until the last

delivery where I had to deliver to a farm

in the middle of the countryside where

there were no big roads to get to it.

It was all windy little roads, and then

the direction it was sending me in, that

road was closed.

There were all these road closed signs, so

I ignored them all and I kept going down

the road and And I eventually got to the

dead end, and this white van was in front

of me too.

So the white van had to reverse all the

way back because there was not enough room

to turn it around.

I was managed— I managed to do a 10-point

turn and turn the car around, but there

was like a big tractor, or I don't know,

like some kind of industrial machine

blocking the road, cutting something or

digging something.

So I had to turn all the way back and then

look at the maps to figure out how am I

going to get to this farm.

So I had to go all the way around, like

anti-clockwise.

So I went there going clockwise and went—

had to go all the way back and then turn

left and then go all the way around to

loop around to get to the house.

And I finally got there, but it took ages

and it was raining really hard and I

delivered it to the wrong house.

Even though it said on the map, this is

the house.

On the Amazon Flex app, it says this is

the house and it was highlighted.

I opened— they opened the door and they

said, you got the wrong house.

And then he kept— keeps pointing at his

shed and he keeps saying, you want the

house on the right.

But he keeps pointing at his shed and I'm

like, what, the shed?

And then it was so confusing because he

had like this shed made out of brick

So I thought he was pointing at that, but

he meant that house to the right.

Why didn't he just say go back to the road

and turn right?

So confusing.

He must have thought I was stupid.

Like, that's a shed, mate.

That's not a house.

I don't know, maybe you got like your

grandpa living in the shed.

He must have thought English is not my

first language.

Yeah, all these— oh, there's so many road

ahead closed signs everywhere, and then

you gotta make a big detour.

It's so annoying, and they're all on the

country lanes.

I'm guessing a tree fell over or something

obstructed the road and had to get rid of

it somehow, or they're digging a hole.

I don't know.

Yeah, so that's my story.

Driving drama.

Now I've got a 1 PM

Amazon warehouse shift tomorrow.

Hopefully I get there and they cancel it

again.

Hopefully the weather's really bad and I

just decide not to do it.

But if I've— if I do all these blocks that

I've booked, I will make—

I'll make £435 this week.

Which is really nice,

which means I could take off £900 off my

credit card debt end of this month if I

make that money.

This is probably the most risky job I've

ever done.

I've had a few jobs in my life.

But— and they all sucked, but they never

risked— I had never risked losing money

by doing the jobs.

You go to work, you're always guaranteed

to make money.

But not with this job.

With this job, you fuck up, at worst you

crash your car and you die.

Best case, you just get a little fine for

like £30.

This is literally the stock market.

The stock market, yeah, you can make

money, but you can also lose it.

This job, you can lose money so easily if

you're not on your tippy toes.

No job I've ever had before could you lose

money.

Like the petrol station, you could get

robbed, you could get burgled, shoplifted.

It won't make you lose money.

Makes the owner-manager lose money, not me

though.

I mean, that's the good thing about being

an employee, the boss takes all the risk.

But because I am the boss, because I'm

self-employed, this is gig work, isn't it?

I am the boss, so any mistakes I make, I

bear the responsibility and I have to take

the punishment.

This is why most people just get a job and

they don't try and be a boss.

Being a boss sucks.

It's not easy.

There's so many pitfalls and traps that

could ruin you.

Yeah, I am my own boss.

I got to

record my earnings and report my taxes and

manage all that myself.

And if I screw up, I've got to pay the

penalties.

At the petrol station, if I didn't notice

someone shoplifting, it's not my fault.

I mean, it is my fault, but I don't have

to pay for it.

People at the petrol station, sometimes

they would come pump gas, pump petrol, and

they just drive off without paying.

And I'd be like, oh well, I still get paid

the same.

Whatever.

Okay, maybe I just get a normal job,

even if it sucks for a few months, and I

do it full-time.

Like McDonald's,

I could do 40 hours a week at minimum wage

and I would make more than what I'm making

at Amazon.

And I don't have to get insurance.

I don't have to risk— it would just be a

short drive going to McDonald's and I'd be

used to the road.

I feel like this Amazon thing is not that

great because even if I bust my balls,

like I already busted my balls this week

working every day, taking every shift I

can, and after all that I've only managed

to make

I've only managed to make this £435,

and that's before subtracting insurance,

charging costs, now my penalty fine.

Really feeling like this is not worth it

anymore.

Why is the

Why is the money so rubbish?

I mean, you are only doing it part-time,

and the McDonald's was 40 hours a week

versus 24 hours a week.

So obviously you should make more.

I reckon full-time McDonald's, you would

make $500 a month— I mean, a week.

But it's only like $100 more than what you

make on Amazon.

Yeah, I mean, the money is good if you

consider the fact that you're only working

half of what full-time workers do.

I can't believe I did that today.

I really should have just I just really

wanted to turn right.

The map was telling me to turn right.

I barely had enough battery left.

I really didn't want to miss the turning

and then have to make a big detour.

That's the problem with EVs.

Really shouldn't have risked it.

And then the windows, they kept misting

up, so I had to put the aircon on full

blast and it was draining my battery.

Every time I turned it off, it would start

misting up again.

That little demister bag doesn't do

anything.

Rubbish.

Oh, so much drama today.

Imagine if I vlogged it.

You should have seen it.

I wish you guys were there.

It was insane.

Felt like I was in a movie.

I had, I had less than 25 miles range left

on my battery.

That's like 8% battery left after I

finished my deliveries,

and I had to go really slowly to conserve

battery.

I was doing like 30 on a 50 road or a 40

road, and then on the downhills I would

take my foot off to let the regenerative

braking put some juice back in.

Turned off the radio, turned off the

heating, everything turned off.

I managed to limp my way to the charger,

and then the stupid thing took £40 out of

my card.

It said it was £8, but they've taken £40.

So I charged for about 20 minutes.

Topped up about quarter of the battery.

And then my mum finished her treatment,

started spamming my phone again.

I kept having to press cancel, cancel.

Stop phoning me when I'm driving!

The phone call kept popping up, and then

the hospital was phoning me.

Oh yeah, yeah, the messages before I got

busted by the police, it was my mum asking

me what my phone number is because the

hospital needed my phone number.

Why do they need my phone number?

How does my mum not know my phone number?

Even— my god, even the trolls know my

phone number now because they dox me, but

my mum doesn't know my phone number.

So the hospital wouldn't let her treatment

begin until they got my phone number.

So after I finished with the police and

they let me go, I quickly told her—

actually, no way, I told her my number

when the police stopped me.

I said to them, can I tell my mum she's at

the hospital?

So I quickly just replied to her.

So they needed my phone number because

they needed to make sure that someone was

going to come and pick her up because they

medicated her and they wouldn't let her

leave the hospital without me.

They escorted her out to the entrance to

my car to make sure I was there.

So, so after I finished my deliveries and

finished charging, I had to like race back

to the hospital.

It took me 25 minutes to get back there,

and my phone kept blowing up again.

I got voicemails.

Oh my God.

So I accepted the call, did hands-free,

but I couldn't hear— I couldn't hear the

voice.

I could hear the voice, but I couldn't

hear what she was saying, so I just

shouted I'm on my way now.

I'm driving.

And then I hung up.

It's just annoying because we went into

the hospital together and checked in and

the receptionist said it's okay if I go

and come back later.

She didn't say they need my phone.

I guess they just assume my mum knows my

phone number.

But they didn't say they needed anything

from me.

They should have said they need my phone

number.

I said, why don't you just give them a

fake phone number?

It's really annoying when you get a phone

call when you're driving because it pops

up and then you can't see the maps

anymore.

Was she high when you picked her up?

Yeah, she seemed like her words were a bit

slurred.

I should put do not disturb mode or

something.

I haven't figured out how to block pop-ups

when I'm driving.

So the last— ever since Sunny left, it's

like every day has just been chaos.

Terrible blocks, terrible— every—

literally every day since Sunny left since

I went back to doing Amazon shifts has

been horrible.

It's all been just rubbish.

So the first shift I did after Sunny left,

what happened?

Yeah, it gave me like 40 parcels

deliveries to do when it should have only

given me about 20-ish.

I reversed my car into a bush.

I got lost in Leeds Castle.

What else happened?

Yeah, that was just really long.

It took me a long time and I was getting

stressed.

But then the next day I got locked,

padlocked inside of a car park.

And then the day after I got trapped in

someone's driveway and got told off.

And then Was that yesterday?

I'm losing my mind.

It's like every day's melting into one

day.

Today was the worst day ever.

I can't believe I got pulled over by the

police.

What's gonna happen tomorrow?

Tomorrow I've really got to be on my toes.

No mistakes, it's gotta be perfect.

Imagine tomorrow they send me to stupid

Chatham again.

I hate Chatham.

Why is Chatham like that?

Why do they have 6-lane roads in, in a

little town?

I thought London would be like this.

This is what I would expect from London.

I miss Thailand.

In Thailand, you could do triple the speed

limit in front of the police and they

don't care.

Although we did get bribed by the police.

He was like, give me some money and I'll

let you go.

And then Faster was like, Daniel, have you

got any cash?

So I just pulled out a couple thousand

baht.

Gave it to him, he let us go.

I think my driving style has been

influenced too much by spending too long

in Thailand.

I'm like, fuck it, just weaving in and

out,

screw the lanes.

Oh, have you seen that thing on the news

recently?

Something like 6 or 8 people have been

killed in Laos from drinking methanol.

Half of them were British, and then they

were taken to Bangkok hospitals to get

treated, but a lot of them died.

That's insane.

Why do they keep calling it Lao?

I'm pretty sure it's Laos.

Yeah, they put methanol in the drinks

instead of ethanol.

What idiots.

All these hot young girls died, and one of

them— there's like 2 Australian girls.

She got massive boobs and she's hot.

Dead now.

What a waste.

One's a British girl.

She's like 26.

They're all backpackers.

You see the Australian one?

God, her tits were nice.

Let me see.

Methanol poisoning.

Girls.

Why are they like all hot blonde girls?

Where's the one with the nice boobs?

Was it this one?

Yeah, it was this one.

Look.

She's got the hourglass figure as well.

Dead now.

Oh look, here's a picture of 3 of them.

Backpacking in Laos.

Oh, there goes my camera.

Goddamn this camera.

Every time.

Okay, it's back.

How do people go backpacking across Asia

and they end up dying?

I mean, look at that Vexed guy.

Do you remember Vexed, the YouTuber with a

million subs who's friends with Ice

Poseidon?

He went to Thailand and drank— what did he

drink?

Kratom with suspenders and he died.

I'm pretty stupid, but at least I didn't

die going to Asia.

Imagine going to Asia and dying.

I've been to Asia loads for like 15 years.

How'd you die?

Just don't drink weird stuff.

Make sure it's in a bottle or a can from a

trusted shop.

I can't go wrong with a bottle of

Coca-Cola.

Well, I'm gonna drink this mystery liquid

in this glass.

Trying not to die is— I probably say that,

then next week I die in a car crash.

That's why I never go to these shady bars

where they just give you drinks.

You don't know what's in it.

I'd never drink this stuff.

I'd just get some water.

Yeah, it's a real shame, but it just shows

you got to be careful.

What a waste of life.

That's why I only had McDonald's.

I just stuck to Western food when I was in

Thailand.

I never went to shady places or street

stuff.

I would never eat the street food.

My sister, when she came to Thailand, she

ate the street food.

She said she had diarrhea and she was

vomiting

and she had food poisoning.

The day before they had to leave because

she had street food.

Never eat the street food.

It's been sitting there all day, probably

had flies sitting on it.

The flies go and lick up dead, dead things

on the road and they poo everywhere and

then they go and sit on the food.

You had diarrhea in Thailand?

Yeah, because I, I don't know.

I can't really blame the food because I

wasn't eating the food, I was making my

own food.

But as soon as I left Thailand, my

diarrhea stopped.

People go to Thailand for the street food.

Yeah, but it's rubbish.

It's not even good, and then it gives you

food poisoning.

They got these weird sausages in Thailand,

they're like little round things, kind of

like a meatball, but it's called a Thai

sausage.

And it smells weird, like they put a lemon

urinal ground up inside of it.

It smells and tastes really fluorescent,

like a flower,

but it, it smells like bleach.

It's horrible.

I hate the spices they put in the food

there, and then they put chili in

everything.

Oh my God, I hate it.

Food's horrible in Thailand.

Not one single food thing that I miss from

Thailand.

It's all just weird stuff.

The only stuff was slightly good was the

Chinese stuff, like the crispy noodles and

the beef noodles.

It was basically just Chinese food.

Yeah, Thailand was just so bad for my

body.

The skin thing was horrible too.

I had to rub corticosteroid cream on my

hands every day,