Birthday Stream (2021) Unboxing My Presents 🎁

It's my birthday.

Do you like my hat?

It's pointy.

Yes,

birthday time.

Might take this hat off soon. It's getting

annoying. Oh,

I didn't prepare my table. Stupid fridge,

waste of money.

Oh no, my mirror is dusty. Let me

wipe my mirror.

Got some chocolate. Uh, it's all

dusty. I need to clean It's

not his birthday. Well, yeah, technically

it's not my birthday, but I didn't get to

celebrate it on YouTube in March because

of Tim. You know who. Tim the idiot

gave me a strike. I'll never forgive him.

Took away my birthday celebration. Think

Tim's gonna stop me from celebrating my

birthday with my YouTube friends? No,

going to celebrate my birthday whether

Tim likes it or not. Tim can suck my egg.

So I got some gifts.

I already opened a few cuz I was going to

do the birthday stream last week, but I

got lazy and I ordered the gifts too

quickly, and then I ended up opening

some of them and eating some of them. So

I'll pretend to do a reopening. Let me

close it again.

Pretend that I didn't open it already.

So I got this present and I got this

present. I got lots of presents.

Oh no, it says what it is on the box. Uh,

I got some extra party hats if you want a

hat. I got a golden crown,

got a silver crown, got different cone

hats. So I'll just leave those there if

you want to take some. Um, I think

it's Korean. Look, there's Korean

here. Can you see?

Where's my phone? Here it is.

Check my thingamajig.

Um, do I have to log in?

Hold on, log out and

then log in. YouTube.

Daniel, um,

4 hours ago.

Huh, no birthday cake? No, I don't really

like cake, it's too heavy. Makes me feel

sick. I got this new tea as well.

It's called Toast and Jam Yorkshire

Tea. It tastes quite good. It just tastes

like strawberry tea. I haven't tried it

with milk. I just had it black. It's black

tea with natural flavorings,

toast and jam flavor. Quite good.

I saw it on that Mr. Who's the Boss

channel.

I think someone came home.

No, I thought I heard a car door, but no

one's here. That's good. Don't like people

coming. Do do

do do do do do do.

Making my hair look bad.

I can hear a car door closing, but I don't

see anyone outside. Stupid gypsies.

Where's my special knife?

Hello, hello, welcome to my birthday

party.

Uh, first of all, I am 32 now,

so since I'm older than a lot of you,

you've got to respect me as your elder.

And no one even sent me a birthday

present. Uh, what's the point of having my

address doxxed? And none of you guys even

care. I only got one Christmas

present. This guy called Ken from America

sent me this quill, like an ink pen quill.

It's quite fancy. I'm not sure where I put

it, but that was back in Christmas. No one

sent me anything for my birthday.

Useless.

Had to buy my own presents.

Oh wow, so my first present, I got beef

jerky. I already opened it.

Quite light beef jerky.

I couldn't afford to get any good presents

now my channel is dead. Otherwise, if my

channel wasn't dead, I'd probably get

something cool like the new iMac or

the new MacBook. But now I have to get

poverty presents. So this is the other

present I got. It's a beer— craft beer

set, but I already drank most of it.

There's still 2 left. It came with snacks,

but I ate it already.

Came with this glass as well. This beer

glass was included in the middle like

this. It's pretty cool they give you a

glass. So I might have beer.

Which ones do I have left? Hell's Lager

and Hemisphere Session.

I think lager would be better.

Wow, I should have bought more gifts.

This is going way too quickly.

Where's my pipe?

Blueberry flavor.

I was making my head itchy.

And then I've got this one.

Oh, shut up, pup guys, not a pre-recorded

Oh,

guess what

I got on my birthday?

Look, I got seaweed. Korean seaweed,

my favorite.

Bet you're jealous.

Got seaweed, beer, and beef jerky. And

finally, I got this. Guess what this is?

Oh, it says on the top. Don't look at the

top. Got myself a

little toy to play with.

Look what I actually got for my real

birthday. Oh, it's not here,

but my sister bought me my own merch.

From my own merch store. At least someone

bought it.

So she got me the pink merch cup thing.

Yeah, those are my presents.

And these— oh!

Wasn't my birthday on 20th March? Yeah,

but I couldn't do a celebrating stream

because stupid Tim wouldn't take away the

copyright strike, so I had to wait until

Why don't I go to London? Because we're

still in lockdown. The lockdown hasn't

eased. It's partially eased, but we're

still not allowed to go and book hotels or

going to travel to different areas, and

we're still not allowed to leave the

London streets are so busy. Yeah, but they

all live in London, don't they? Well,

maybe some people are traveling anyway.

Because they don't have a bloody YouTube

audience that's trying to destroy their

lives. Yeah, maybe I could go and live in

London secretly, book a hotel, but then as

soon as I streamed or made a video,

people would find out and then start

reporting me.

And apparently you're not allowed to book

a hotel unless you have a proper reason,

like you're an essential worker or you're

Why is there something inside of it? Then

don't stream. Then how am I supposed—

streaming is what I do for my job.

I can't go to London for like a month and

then not stream at all.

How am I supposed to go to London and then

not make any videos or do any streaming?

I'd be so bored. What would be the point

of going if I'm not gonna film it? Why

bother going? The only reason I'd want to

go is to either get away from my family or

to make content.

So yeah, obviously I would stream it if I

went to a hotel. So I have to wait until

it's actually okay for me to go,

and that won't be until mid-May or end of

May.

Have I been anywhere recently? No, I

haven't been anywhere since I got back.

I've been— I'm like the only person in the

entire country who's followed the lockdown

rules word by word.

I haven't gone anywhere, I haven't had

people over, I haven't gone and stayed a

night anywhere. I've just been here.

I've been following the lockdown more

than— better than anyone else.

Oh wait, I've got to turn that Streamlabs

thing off because I

don't actually have text-to-speech turned

on. Uh, whatever, not use it anyway.

Oh, what should I do? Do you like

my stream setup? I think it's quite a nice

stream setup. You can see me in case, you

know, some people start whining saying

they can't see my face. So you can see my

face, it's over here, and then you can see

what's in front of me. And I don't need an

expensive laptop setup, just off my phone.

Happy 40th! I'm not 40.

I'm 32. I— so annoying when people keep

saying I'm 35 or 36 or I'm 34.

I'm 32, okay?

I got some soap.

There's something I want to try. I want to

try blowing the bubbles. I don't know

if I put too much water.

I want to blow my vape into it.

I'm not sure if this is how you do it. Is

this how you do it? Let me see.

Uh, that's not what

I expected. What's this?

Look at this.

It's supposed to blow out and float

everywhere. Why does it look like a

sack of something? Look at that.

What? Can you see?

Weird.

Maybe I put too much soap.

It all just comes out like a big lump,

like a spider's nest.

Do I like the new iPad? It looks exactly

the same as my iPad. What is the

difference with all these new iPad Pros?

They keep saying, oh, it's faster with the

M1 chip. My iPad from 2018 is not slow,

it's fast enough. It opens stuff in like

half a second. How much faster do you want

it to be?

Whoa, whoa, look at this!

Whoa, look at this! There's smoke,

there's vape in the bubbles.

These are weird

bubbles.

Look at that, there's vape smoke in

That's so weird. Oh,

did you see that?

Oh, oh wow,

this is the best present I ever got.

Look, you can pop them. Like pimples.

Whoa,

that's so funny.

Oh, it bursts in my eye. Wait, I didn't

put any soap on it. Bring the mirror

This is amazing.

Oh, look at that!

It's like a milk sack.

Oh, it's coming out the other end.

If I

blow harder, the bubbles just burst. Why

does it stick to the end like this?

Okay.

Look at that one.

Whoa!

And people say I don't have fun. What do

they know? They just think, oh, Daniel's

so boring, he just plays Rainbow Six. I

have fun with bubbles.

Well, that was mildly entertaining,

I guess. Now, should I have a beer?

That was good. That was £5 well spent,

don't you think?

But I thought the bubbles would float

everywhere. Why are they so heavy?

Did Chihiro send you a gift? No, she just—

she did, uh, no comment.

Nothing.

Nothing. What should I do now?

How are stocks doing? They're doing

terribly, and even Bitcoin is crashing

now. Bitcoin was supposed to save me.

Why does this beer smell like peanuts?

Now even Bitcoin has dropped by 20%.

Oh wow, thank you, Kerry. Happy birthday

to you too.

Bitcoin dropped by 20%, down from $64K.

Now it's back down to— it dropped back

down to $49K. Maybe now's a good time to

get some Bitcoin.

But I'm very heavy in Bitcoin mining

stocks, so yeah, it's not great

for me. Aren't I born

in March? Yeah, yeah, I'm born in March,

but this is like a, a late celebration.

Buy Ethereum? I don't know, maybe.

My copy trader is buying Ethereum,

and he's also buying Ford and Peloton.

Maybe I'll just copy him.

Do do do do do do do.

This beer smells funny.

Mm, tastes quite good. Not bad.

Tesla releases earning calls. I'm kind of

bored with Tesla now. It just feels so

overhyped. Everyone's non-stop hyping

Tesla and Elon Musk. It just feels like

before it was cool when it was kind of a

secret or not so well known, but now I

feel like Tesla and Elon Musk just

becoming too mainstream.

Who likes these Korean seaweed things?

Chihiro liked them. We always had it with

beer.

They're really good.

They're salty

and crispy.

Not bad.

Eating sounds are the worst. I'll try and

lean backwards then.

I fell over.

Where's my beef jerky?

I hate it when they make the bag really

long and then all the stuff's down here.

I usually cut the bag in half so you don't

get your fingers all oily.

Ah,

Mila didn't even want to live with me.

How is she going to want to get married to

me? In the beginning, Mila didn't even

want to sleep in the same bed after we had

sex. She always made me go and sleep in a

different bed because she thought She

thought she was feeling really tired

because we were sleeping together.

So in the beginning, I had to get hotels

that had 2 beds, and then we would sleep

separately. And then when I stayed at her

place, she put a mattress on the floor and

made me sleep by myself.

And it wasn't until about a few months

later She realized it had nothing to do

with her tiredness, and then she

let me sleep with her.

She kept complaining, saying that because

it's uncomfortable sleeping with me or

but it was really weird in the beginning.

I felt like she was blaming me. I felt

like it was my fault.

I don't think I move a lot when I sleep.

But then after a while, she realized that

even if we slept separately, she still

felt tired, so it wasn't because of me.

And then everything was fine. It was nice,

but my arm always lost circulation because

she would put her head on my shoulder and

then we'd fall asleep, then I lose

sensation in my arm, so I always had to

roll her off.

Wow, this jerky is pretty good.

Made from beef.

That's the bad thing about sleeping with a

girl. It's really nice to cuddle, and when

her head's on your chest or your shoulder

like here, but then it gets really

uncomfortable.

You can't really sleep like it. It's not,

it's not good for your blood circulation.

Do I still lift weights? Yes, I do.

Getting ripped. Look.

Look at

Watch, it's magic.

Oh,

pup. It looks like a ball sack,

doesn't it? It looks like a weird ball

sack.

Is this your form of drugs? Yeah, I blow

bubbles into soap.

Weird knife. You don't like my knife?

It's from the Crusader times when King

Richard the Lionheart Look

Oh,

it's got the Crusader emblem,

fighting for peace and civilization.

And justice.

Wow, seaweed tastes so good.

It's sad because most English people would

think, uh, seaweed? Why would I want to

eat seaweed? It's like eating nettles or

weeds out in the garden. There's no way if

you sold this in a petrol station in

England, no one would buy it. They'd look

at it and go, oh, that's weird.

Look, if you saw this in the shop and

you're an English person, would you buy

it? You think, what the hell's this? I'm

not eating a green leaf. But it tastes so

What do you mean, don't nose it off?

They're not off. I can see them. What do

you mean? Look,

it's here.

Super Chat.

Let me check.

Yeah, it's there. Yeah, Streamlabs is off

because I'm not using Streamlabs,

I'm using YouTube because it just works

better. Do I

own a whole Bitcoin? I do actually, let me

show you.

Guess how much this Bitcoin cost me?

£4.99 off Amazon.

Isn't it nice? It's an authentic real

Bitcoin. Look, made out of metal. It's not

fake. Beautiful.

Can buy a Tesla.

Excuse me.

I can buy one Tesla.

My sister said, is that a real Bitcoin?

I said no.

Would be

funny if it was an actual Bitcoin. You go

to the shop and you can exchange it.

Do I like mixed drinks or just beer? I

like beer usually. Rum and Coke's okay,

but I don't really feel interested in

those fancy cocktails. You know, go to a

bar, like a proper bar with a bartender.

I went to one with Sam in Osaka. We went

to like a proper bar, and it's really

weird. The waiter comes up to you and

he asks you what kind of drink you want,

then you have to describe what kind of

drink you want. Like, I want something

that's zesty and a bit bitter with a bit

of tang, and give me a surprise as well.

And then he'll just like mix a load of

stuff together.

I just got a rum and Coke. So boring.

There's like a whole world, isn't there,

of cocktails? A whole profession. It's

like an art they

take really seriously.

But there seems to be like a community for

everything, even cigars. I watched videos

about cigars yesterday. So many things

about cigars you wouldn't know. Like,

they had a fancy way of lighting the cigar

where it took about 4 matches, where they

slowly smoke the end and they don't let

the flame touch the end of the cigar.

They have like a special cutter to cut the

end off. So weird.

It's so pompous. And these men in suits

with their hair slicked back with their

cigars. Such a weird world to exist in.

Yeah, well, they don't have one of these,

do they?

Hi Dan, how's life? Life is really boring.

Can't do anything.

Some stupid girl messaged me on Instagram.

You know, I made a video saying I'm

looking for a new girlfriend and to

message me on Instagram if you're

interested. She messaged me saying she

would like to apply. And then I said, do

you have any pics? And then she said,

just joking, work on yourself before

looking for a relationship. Fuck yourself

before messaging me, idiot, telling me to

go work on myself. What kind of

weirdo messages me saying they want to be

my girlfriend, then they say, haha, not

really, just joking, get help before you

look for a girlfriend? Fuck you. Bitch,

why don't you grow up messaging me

pretending you're applying?

I hate when people do that.

They think it's funny.

Don't message me if you're not interested.

Some people just message me pretending

they're interested and they say, sorry,

I'm not actually interested, I was just

wondering if I was just wondering what you

were like to talk to. Then don't message

me. Wasting my time.

So many did that.

Don't waste my time. Message— if you're

not good, if you're not interested in me,

then don't message me on Instagram.

And then don't start telling me that I

need to go and work on myself. Before I

look for a girlfriend, I look for a

girlfriend whenever the fuck I want to.

Don't need your permission or your

approval. Oh, I've worked on myself. Is my

mental status okay with you? Can I

go and look for a girlfriend now, please?

Idiot.

Don't ever tell me when I can go and look

for a girlfriend.

So irritating.

What else did I get for my birthday?

Nothing really, just seaweed beef jerky.

I hate it when people keep telling me I

need to work on myself. Why don't you work

on yourself since you think you're so

perfect?

Work on this.

Bitch.

Did I get a few legit girls interested to

meet after the video? No, not even a

single one messaged me like a serious

candidate.

What's the point having a YouTube channel

if I can't use it to get girls?

Useless. I think the days of me getting

girls from my channel are over. Number

one, the channel is too dead. The hype is

gone. And maybe I've shown too many of my

bad sides for girls to be interested now,

especially with the bloody Turkish girl

So I have to go back to Tinder now to look

for girls because I can't get any from the

bloody channel.

There's a few girls that seem interested,

but I can't tell if they're catfish or

not, and I can't tell if they're actually

serious. They might just be messing about.

I got a few matches and I got a few women

to agree to meeting up, but the problem is

they're in Japan. I can't get to Japan.

And then the girls who are interested,

they want to— they want me to keep it a

secret as well. So it's

not like I could make content out of it.

It's not like they're going to be a new

Chihiro.

It's really very frustrating.

So I've got to go back to 2017 mode,

back to dating websites, I guess.

I don't know why girls are so scared to be

My comment section is not that bad

anymore, if you've noticed. That's mainly

because YouTube has gotten very strict

when it comes to hate comments. People

keep accusing me of deleting comments and

being a pussy. I'm not deleting comments,

it's the YouTube auto mod It deletes

any swear words or any kind of abuse. It

even deletes my comments. Why'd you keep—

why do you think I keep spelling fuck with

that dash on the top? You can't even say

eat my ass. I tried spelling ass in so

many different ways and it kept getting

deleted. You can't call people names.

You can't tell people to KYC.

So the reason why there's hardly any hate

comments now is because I think YouTube is

just removing them. I get notifications

and it says I've got a new comment. I

press it and it's been deleted.

So I'm losing so many comments now because

people can't insult me without getting

deleted straight away. And they think I'm

deleting it or I'm banning them.

If you want to swear at me, you got to put

a little dash above the vowels.

That's the only way. Or you just type

without using any spaces, so it's like one

long string of words. That way, that

usually gets past it.

Yeah, YouTube has gotten very sensitive.

Yeah, I know Streamlabs is saying the $1

thing. I can't be bothered, I'll remove it

How much seaweed? I've only got 2 packets.

I think I'll save it.

Might have more beef jerky. This beef

jerky is pretty cheap.

Am I going back to making videos? I'm

thinking of doing videos on my second

channel, which is Chef Daniel, and then

mainly streams on the main channel because

I feel so demoralized every time I upload

on my main, on my main channel and then

the views are really bad. At least

on the second channel I get 1 out of 10s

all the time and it says good job, your

video is getting more views, and I feel

like I've done a good job. But every time

I upload on Hiding My Room it gets rubbish

views, it gets 10 out of 10 on the

ranking, and then it says this video is

not getting as many views as you usually

get, maybe because of less interest, and

it just feels so demoralizing.

I'd rather post videos on the second

channel now. At least when you do a

stream, it doesn't have the ranking thing.

So I'm thinking streams on main channel,

videos on second channel. And also Twitch

for streaming random stuff.

I don't know, it's just too depressing

uploading videos on the main channel now.

It's so hard to get 20K views.

The only way I can get 20K views is if

I keep talking about my marriage, or if

I get a new girlfriend.

How's lager? It's pretty good. It's called

Lucas.

Just tastes like normal beer, nothing

special.

Not sure why so discouraged uploading,

because the views are just down so much,

and YouTube has all of these analytics

that really demoralize you, like the

ranking system and the little green

arrows. So if you get less views than

usual, you'll have an arrow pointing down.

It just makes me sad when I upload.

Your channel is dying. Yeah, I know, it's

just really annoying because now I've,

I've stopped doing the things that people

kept criticizing me for, and what do I get

in return? My channel dies.

The only reason people were watching was

because I was doing all this messed up

stuff like cheating and bitching about my

wife and getting kicked out and

being a massive dickhead, but now I'm

just kind of normal, or, you know, not

really doing anything. I'm not really

hurting anyone or upsetting anyone, just

in my bedroom. Now people are bored.

It's just kind of annoying. So I have to

try— I have to go and ruin some woman's

life and cheat on her to get views, and

then they blame me for being a bad person.

They're the ones who encourage it by only

watching my bad behavior.

If they watch my videos where I'm

displaying good behavior, then maybe I

feel motivated to be a better person. But

now it's like saying we're only going to

reward you with our view— viewership if

you be a bad person. So now I'm thinking,

oh, I have to be a bad person again.

So it's like I'm being forced into being a

bad person. No one cares if I try and be a

better person.

That's why I hate YouTube. Toxic behavior

is encouraged so

you get more views, you get more money.

I would love it if I could make content

that makes people think I'm a nice guy,

but it just doesn't get views.

I can make stuff like how I became a

better person, what I learned from last

year, how How I learned from my mistakes.

I won't get views.

Even my second channel is the same, only

the videos where I'm bitching about some

ex-girlfriend. Get views.

So I'm kind of stuck because

I can't get— I can't build a new audience.

I don't know how to.

People want a train wreck, don't they?

Most of the viewers were only there for

the train wreck and seeing how bad

things were gonna get. Now I'm just back

home, I guess it's kind of boring because

nothing's really happening.

Oh well, people want

to see you suffer. Yeah,

they want to see me getting dumped and

getting kicked out and getting beaten up

and maybe losing my money. I don't know,

I have lost quite a lot of money. Maybe

they would Find that interesting.

It's also difficult when you can't travel

to meet people.

Maybe if I can get a new Japanese

girlfriend, things will get interesting

again. But she has to not

know about the channel, so then I can talk

about it. If she knows, then she might not

want me to talk about it. And then I have

to keep it a secret, and then that's

Look at this.

Wow, wow.

Some people have like a fetish for this

kind of stuff where

there's lots of round things getting

popped.

Easily amused but also easily bored. I get

really amused by dumb things and then I

lose interest after about 10 minutes.

Have I got anything in my fridge? No, I

don't really need it. I was going to put

sandwiches in it in case guests come over.

And I thought I'd put my beers in it, but

beer at room temperature is not bad.

It tastes fine. Doesn't need to be really

cold. It was only a cheap £40 fridge,

but I don't think I'd buy it again.

It's better to just get snacks and

maybe pot noodle.

Is that beef jerky? Yes. Why do

they make beef jerky sweet?

Beef jerky always tastes a little bit

sweet.

Why?

They should make it salty.

Have I ever thought about leaving YouTube,

starting a new life without?

No. I did a little bit when

I was with Mila and my stocks were doing

well. I felt like I didn't need YouTube

anymore. Then Mila dumped me and then my

stocks crashed. And I came running back.

It's just too unreliable to rely on one

person for your happiness. They could dump

you, they could die. At least on YouTube,

I'm not relying on just one person.

I'm relying on several thousand people,

but the problem is, um, viewers eventually

get bored and then they stop watching.

They're not really reliable either.

Viewers don't stick around forever.

They stick around longer than my

girlfriends do.

Oh, thank you, Gangster Talk. How I Lost

Everything in Life video was one of your

best videos. Yeah, that did pretty well,

30K views. It's been a long time since I

got 30K views, and it wasn't clickbait,

it wasn't fake, it wasn't like girl drama,

and people seem to like the illustration.

So that was one of my best videos this

I hate when people moan about me not

showing my face. It's so,

it's so difficult for me to show my face

in videos. I have to make my hair look

nice, make sure I don't have a pimple,

and then I have to like rehearse how

I'm speaking so my face doesn't look

stupid. And I have to speak

with some kind of energy, so I'm not like

a robot going, "Oh ma ma ma ma ma ma ma

ma." So much easier to make

the video when I just put a picture.

My biggest goal this year. I wanted to

make $100,000 off the stock market, but I

don't really see that happening now. I

lost about $20,000 on the stock market,

actually maybe more. So I lost all my

gains, which was $9,000

plus $3,000 So that was £12,000,

so I lost my gains, and I also lost about

£8,000 of my initial investment. So

£20,000 in dollars— £20,000

in dollars is $27,000.

That's how much money I lost. Wow.

Good job.

That kind of sucks,

but I just have to wait for them to go

My stocks were doing so well until

February.

And then I sold— I panic sold everything,

and then I put it all into Bitcoin stuff,

and now Bitcoin's crashing as well. So I

lost another couple thousand.

When it goes back up, then yeah, I won't

have lost it, but it's not

showing signs of going back up soon.

You lost that much? How are you not mad?

Well, it's been a few months now and I

have been pretty depressed, probably

because of it, but really

I've only lost £10,000 because the other

£17,000 were gains,

so it wasn't my money in the first place.

It was just gains.

And if the stocks go back up, then I won't

have lost much.

They just— they're not going back up for

some reason. Some of them have, but the

ones I have are not going up much.

It's really annoying. I can't believe I

would have had an extra £12,000

if I just took my gains and didn't put it

back into the market. But you can't

gain— you can't predict it.

You can't predict what's going to happen.

It's really difficult to predict what's

going to happen,

but everything's gone down. Hardly

anything has gone up. Some stocks got

hit really bad. And went down about 40%,

and they still haven't recovered.

Some stocks didn't really get hit much,

like the FAANG stocks weren't really

affected, and they've actually gone up

It's very difficult game to play.

So I'm just trying to be patient, see if I

can get my initial investment back at

I might try— I might just give up trying

to pick stocks and then just pay like a

portfolio manager to manage it for me.

Let them do it because they've been

doing it for decades. There's no way I'm

ever gonna know more than they know when

they've been doing it for so many years,

and they're probably smart, and they

probably went to finance school. How am I

supposed— how do I expect to be able to do

better than the experts?

So I'm thinking putting some in Warren

Buffett's ETF, some in ARK Invest,

and then just give a load to like copy

I mean, not paying a manager, but doing

copy trading where you copy someone's

portfolio that they, they know what

I have no idea what to buy now because I

don't have any confidence in what I pick

Before, I had loads of confidence because

everything was going up. You could have

put money into anything and it went up 10

or 20%, but now it's not so

Can I put hot tea tea in a glass.

Can you

see my lamp? Can change the color.

Purple. It's too far away.

Happy birthday, hope you enjoy your day.

Wow, thank you. Thank you, so kind. I'm

gonna have jam and toast tea.

Look at all this tea! I got 160 tea bags

for £9, which means one cup of tea

is just gonna cost 6 pennies.

6p! Am I doing it right?

Look, so 160 bags divided

by £9— wait, £9 divided by 160

bags, it's not even 6p, it's 5p.

5p times 160 bags,

yeah, about £9. 5p for

a cup of tea, and people go to Starbucks

and they spend $5 or $10

for a Starbucks coffee, don't they?

Oh, who's spamming? Oh my God. Oh, thank

you, Carrie, for banning. I thought I put

slow mode so they can't spam.

5p for a cup of tea is pretty good.

That's why I never understand people who,

who just buy the instant stuff from coffee

shops. I would never want to spend £5

just for a cup of coffee. Seems like such

a waste.

Get rid of this rubbish.

I've got too many boxes.

Have I had corona yet? I don't think so.

My mum got the AstraZeneca vaccine.

But I don't like all these people coming

around. I feel a bit worried that I might

Maybe I already got it. I did travel all

over Germany before.

Will I get the vaccine? Probably, if I

have to. Probably will have to if you want

to travel. I can imagine countries are

going to make it mandatory that you need

proof that you've had vaccines before

you're allowed in.

Why do people keep spamming now?

I never had this problem before, but every

time I stream now, there seems to be

someone really, really dedicated to start

spamming. Can't they just let

me stream in peace?

Is the can on the right huge? No, it's

just the camera angle.

It looks pretty big though compared to

this one, my last beer.

I'm not sure when I can get the vaccine.

Might have to wait until the end of this

year. Apparently Japan's only vaccinated

1% of its population, and at this rate

it's going to take 10 years for all of

Japan's population to get vaccinated.

They're so slow, and Japan has a huge

population, like 120 million people

compared to England which has 60 million.

They're taking such a long time. How are

they going to get ready to reopen the

country to tourism?

Can't we sue them for not letting us in?

A country— I don't know, maybe a country

should be able to decide if people come in

or not. But it's not fair. You shouldn't

be able to just say no, you're not allowed

to come in our country.

They should at least let people enter if

we've been vaccinated.

Can't just say no more tourism, sorry.

Not being able to go to Japan just sucks

so much. I never imagined that one day in

my life I wouldn't be able to go to Japan.

And it's not because I don't have money,

it's not because I'm not able to

physically, it's because stupid pandemic.

So dumb.

But they still have cases even though the

country is closed. How do they still have

cases? Aren't they doing a lockdown now in

Tokyo? They did like a state of emergency.

If your videos were cleaner, you could get

a talent visa. No, you can't. Andy

Milonakis tried, wanted to go to Japan

as well. He tried to get an entertainer's

visa and he couldn't get one.

So if Andy can't get one, then what are my

chances? He's an actual, like, proper

entertainer.

So many spammers. Yeah, where are my mods?

Trying to ban them. Can't I

do something? I can do save highlight,

share.

I already put slow mode on.

Slow mode was supposed to stop them from

spamming, but they can still spam.

Slow mode is on.

All my other moderators are not here.

Slow mode is off. Oh crap, well, how do I

Because I'm not streaming from my

computer.

Let me Google it.

How to turn on slow mode streaming YouTube

from app.

Not sure.

On Twitch you can do forward slash slow

mode and then it turns on, but I'm not

sure about YouTube. Did I

unbox my presents? Yes, I did, down there.

No, I can't do it on the desktop. There's

no stream because I've done it from the

app.

I'm just gonna have to manually ban them

one by one. Such a pain.

Don't people have better things to do than

spamming my chat?

I have a feeling Japan won't even open

this year. That's what a lot of people

are saying. They're saying it's not even

going to open this year. I can't believe

it. 2 years, no tourism.

How can they do this? My sex life is going

to go down the toilet.

Where could I go? People saying Korea is

open. I could go to Korea again.

Find an English girlfriend.

Yeah, it would be nice if I could find an

English girlfriend. Then I wouldn't have

to go all the way to Japan.

But even if I had an English girlfriend,

I feel like I still would want to go to

Japan. Because it's kind of boring just

being stuck in England, isn't it? How am I

going to make content unless she helps me?

How am I going to make content in England?

Hey guys, I'm in my English girlfriend's

house, we're buying fish and chips.

That's boring. I want an epic

adventure where I meet a desperate old

woman on the internet and I go and meet

her. And then bang her and then complain

about how ugly she was. Like the Tomoko

thing, that was fun. Come on, that was

fun, wasn't it?

That's the kind of content I want to do,

not boring stuff like 5 reasons

why you should blah blah blah.

I want to meet some weirdo who wants

to get naked.

Am I doing anything for my birthday? No.

Wasn't my birthday a month ago? Yes.

I didn't do anything then either. We just

got Chinese takeaway that wasn't very

good. It was all soggy.

Nobody's interested in content made in

Britain. Yeah, Britain's a pretty boring

country. That's why there's no big

channels that are all about Britain.

People are interested in Japan and Korea

and Asia.

I think America would be boring as well

because most of my viewers are American.

Why would they be interested in content

about their own country? They already know

because they live there.

But my epic quest, my epic quest to find

love, I think that's the main appeal of my

And my difficulties living in a new

country. I think

you'd like Thailand. Yeah, I wouldn't mind

giving Thailand a shot. Thailand seems

okay. It might be a bit hot,

but it just seems to be full of those kind

of douchey sexpat pickup artist types that

I don't really like very much.

They just have no class walking around the

streets hitting on women with a pint of

beer.

I still feel like Japan is the main place

I want to go to.

Go to Hong Kong. I don't really want to go

to Chinese countries now. China is just

getting a little bit brave, aren't they?

Taking back places because they don't

feel like the West is going to stop them,

and we can't really stop them.

They're probably more powerful than any of

our Western countries now.

Not really much we can do if China wants

to take back Taiwan or Hong Kong. Who are

we to stop them? They'll be like, shut up,

we've got bigger army.

Problem is China and Russia, they're just

too powerful and they don't really care

what the West says and they'll just do

whatever they want.

Is that regular tea without milk? Yeah,

it's jam and toast tea.

It's quite nice,

but after you've drunk it for a while,

you don't really taste the jam anymore.

It just tastes like normal tea. It's got

like a hint of strawberry flavor.

The problem is if the US or the West tries

to stop them, it could lead to a world

war. That's how the Korean War started,

the Vietnam War started.

If they— if the US starts putting troops

in Ukraine Or Myanmar,

World War III is gonna start.

Why is bloody Russia and China so greedy?

They've already got huge countries.

Why are they still so obsessed with trying

to annex neighbors?

Would I fight? I think I'm past the age of

conscription. Hopefully I'll be too old

and they won't send me. I don't feel like

they're gonna do— they're gonna force

people to go to war if a new war starts.

It's not 1920.

There's not going to be another massive

trench warfare again. They'll just— if

there was a trench warfare now, they would

just like get a drone strike and wipe

everyone out in the trench. There's not

going to be a trench warfare that lasts

for months like there was in World War 1

again. They'll just get like drone robots

strapped with C4. You know those Boston

Dynamics drone dogs? Imagine if they had

those in World War 1. You wouldn't need

men storming over the trenches. You just

send like a, a swarm of Boston Dynamics

dog robots with C4 strapped on them.

I think it would be nice if in the future

wars are fought in like a virtual

battleground, or by robots,

or by drones. So you have like Boston

Dynamics drones fighting each other, and

then if your side's drones get beaten,

then you either fight against the enemy's

drones and you'd probably lose, or you

just surrender.

Or you fight the wars on like a virtual

which is basically what's happening now.

There's all this cyber espionage happening

that people don't really know about, or

maybe they do, but they're already doing

it. Like, China's hacking American stuff,

and America is probably hacking Chinese

It's kind of sad because you want to think

that, oh, everyone's getting along and

we're all trying to help each other

prosper, when in the background they've

probably got like cyber teams trying to

hack each other and manipulate politics

and stuff like that. Who knows what's

going on? There could be so

much weird stuff happening.

Don't want to get involved. I'd rather

just have a nice simple life,

thank you very much.

My mum came home. I'm not sure where she

went. Since the lockdown lifted, she's

been going out every day, which is

nice. I get some alone time.

I can't wait until things go back to

normal. I miss pre-COVID when my

sister lived in London, my mum went to

work, and I was at home by myself 90% of

the time, which is when I made my YouTube

I need to be alone and stress-free

to be able to let my creative process

flow. The lockdown has been so tough

because it means there's

been people at home every day, all day

long, and it drives me crazy.

I'm a very solitary person.

It's like people think I'm so desperate to

get a girlfriend and I'm so miserable by

myself and I, I can't exist by myself

because I need a girlfriend so badly. And

it's not really true. I do like being

alone, but not completely alone.

It'd be nice if there was a girl who came

back in the evening so I could sleep with

her and then have dinner. But it's not—

I'm not saying that I want to be with her

all day long every day. That would drive

me crazy.

There needs to be some kind of balance.

That's why the marriage was good. I was

alone all day, and then Jahiro came home

in the evening, and then we had dinner,

slept together. So I didn't feel like I

was completely alone, but then I didn't

feel like I was completely suffocated by

being stuck with someone.

That really was the ideal situation. You

see, if I dated another person who lived

off the internet and works from home, I

don't know if that would work because I'd

start getting annoyed that we're just

stuck at home together all day long. How

am I going to do my private personal

things unless

we had a big house and different rooms? I

really need a girlfriend who has a job and

goes out and then comes back in the

evening. Oh, it's going to be so difficult

to replicate what I had when I was

married. What are the chances of finding

the exact same thing again?

I had this Korean girlfriend, she works

from home as well, and I was really

stressed out because we were together all

day long every day For 3 months,

I couldn't even jerk off. I had to wait

for her to have a shower, and then I had

to quickly finish jerking off before she