life update in thailand - week 2

Hello?

Hello?

Testing.

Testing, testing, testing.

Is it working?

Hmm, I don't know if this mic's gonna be

good.

Wait, let me get my fluffy thing.

Your audio is very low. Oh, for God's

sake, I knew

this would happen.

I think the problem with this mic is it

sounds kind of low.

Mic is— it sounds kind of low.

I already have it up to maximum. Maybe I

just have to speak louder like that. I

already have it up to maximum. Maybe I

just have to speak louder like that.

Because I checked my stream from last time

and the, the sound was really quiet and I

had to, I had to crank up my own volume to

max and it was still kind of loud.

So I tried my wireless mic and it seems

like this is quiet too,

but this is on max. I've got gain set to

max, I've got the volume thing on max.

I can't make it go any higher.

Maybe if I clip it here.

It looks funny.

Oh crap, I just pressed the red button. I

don't know what that does. I think it

records audio from the device if you press

that button.

Look, I can wear it here like a

professional.

I'm not really sure what else I can do to

make the sound louder.

I never had this problem at home.

Does it sound okay now?

Does it sound okay now?

What time is it? It is 10:44

AM in the morning.

Does everyone have to put the volume up

really high to hear this?

What can I do? Wait, let me try my

other mic.

Do you like my new background? So you got

these metal clip things for laundry and

they work really well. They work really

well for clipping things onto things, and

I managed to clip this towel onto the

curtain. Before, I was sitting over there

in the closet. Wait, let me plug this

different mic in.

Hello, hello, hello,

hello. Is that better?

Testing,

testing, testing.

Much louder. So this mic seems to be

louder for some reason, which sucks

because I would like to use the wireless

mic. I guess I wasted my money on this as

well. I wasted so much money. I got that

LiveU thing for streaming outside, and

then I don't really feel like streaming

outside anymore because it's so damn hot

all the time. And then I got these

wireless mics which I was going to use for

streaming as well. But for some reason

they're really quiet when I plug it into

my laptop. The thumbnail is

old from 2018. Jesus, how good

of a memory do you have to remember that's

Chihiro's apartment where you can barely

see anything? I'd be impressed if you can

tell what that video was from because

I don't even remember. I was trying to

look for this picture of me and this Thai

girl from 2011 that I met in a guest

house. For this thumbnail, but I couldn't

find it anywhere. It's funny because I

remember seeing it recently.

I've got to hold this mic up the whole

time. I don't have my mic stand. I also

forgot to bring my 100 terabyte SSD

hard drive, which had all my games on it.

Now I've only got 200 gigabytes on my

laptop. I have to re-download everything.

Is it okay? Look for this picture of me

and this Thai girl from 2011 that I met.

Yeah, I think it sounds pretty good. I

just need it near to me like this. New

haircut? No, I just washed my hair. Also,

I feel a lot better recently. Do you

remember the last stream I did? I looked

really like fed up and tired and drowsy.

I feel like I'm getting more used to

Thailand's heat and climate.

I also had the aircon on for a bit. I

turned it off now because it makes a bit

of a noise. Thailand is so— it's so hard

to do anything outside because it's just

so hot all the time. You just feel really

hot because it's so humid.

I think the thumbnail of this livestream,

it was from the time when— no,

I don't remember, but I was experimenting

with turning the lights off in Chihiro's

apartment and making videos with that

weird dark orange light. I did a lot of

experimentation in Chihiro's apartment

with lighting. There was a kitchen light

that had that nice warm glow that I used

to do handheld vlogs from. Then I tried

sitting down by the window. I tried a lot

of different angles. Unfortunately, I

can't do that here because I can't show

the place. But I think this looks pretty

good with the pink background. I don't

think people really care about seeing my

apartment. It's just a bed and a sofa and

a balcony. We went swimming 2 days

ago and the water was freezing cold.

It wasn't great, but the swimming pool

here is really nice. I think if the

weather was hotter, it would be more

pleasant. And then yesterday we went to—

we went to this kind of amusement park

called Dreamworld, and it was like this

really old-looking theme park that was

built in the 1990s, but it has this 1970s,

1960s vibe with the merry-go-rounds and

old roller coasters. It was okay. We spent

about 5 hours there. We only saw a few

things. See, it took so long to queue up

for anything. We went in a haunted house

and then we went for this 4D experience

thing where they just blow air and water

at you. And we went on— went

on a boat where you pedal. We went on all

the lame rides. We didn't go on any roller

coasters because I hate roller coasters.

But at least I went on a few things. Last

time I went to a theme park with Chihiro

was that USJ, and I just refused to go on

anything, and I just moaned the whole

time. At least this time I went on a few

things because I remember watching that

video back and thinking Damn, I'm so

boring and miserable to hang out with.

It's just I get so moody, especially when

it's so hot and I feel really fed up.

I felt pretty moody yesterday because it

was so hot as well. And we went to this

rubbish restaurant where they served

noodles, but the noodles were really

spicy. And then I think one of them had

this blood broth. It tasted disgusting. I

gagged when I smelled it, but I was really

hungry, so I tried some. Then she said,

you know, that's blood, and I nearly

vomited. It was like some kind of

blood-based soup. It was gross. It was all

red, like a deep red color. It smelt like

something rotten. It was horrible.

Ugh, I don't like Thai food. I'm not

enjoying the food so far. From the few

things I've tried from Thai food, none of

it has been good. I tried this pork thing.

It was just like pork and rice,

but everything else just tastes weird. I

don't like it. It's got this weird

lemongrass lime flavor in almost

everything. They put chili and, and

peppers in everything as well. So it's so

And then I just had, had KFC at

Dreamworld. We queued up for nearly 40

minutes to get KFC.

Mango sticky rice, that sounds gross.

Fruit should never be eaten with rice,

and they like to put salt on sweet things,

like they have salted strawberries and

weird stuff like that. Will we have

another Japan arc? Maybe if something

happens to this relationship and I end up

going to Japan.

Talk about your girlfriend. I will in a

minute. I just need to get comfy.

It's not comfy holding this mic. Where can

I don't know how to sit. I'm sitting on

the floor as well because I can't find

a— I can't— I guess I could drag the table

over here, but then I've got to put it

back. Bit annoying, this apartment.

I'm also getting a bit worried because

she's— she said a few things that make

me feel a bit uncomfortable. So we

were in bed last night and then she just

asked me, Daniel, is that your real name?

And I said, yeah. She was like, really?

And I said, yeah. She didn't say anything

else, but— and then she said, what's my

name? And I said her name. She said,

that's just my nickname. And I guess I

should have said, okay, what's your Thai

name? But I kind of wanted to end the

conversation about names. Instead of

prolonging it. But I think she's starting

to feel suspicious about my name because

sometimes I pay using my bank card, my

debit card, and you can see my name on it.

And I try to hide it, or I try to make it

seem like I'm being secret— I'm being

secretive about my bank info. But

yesterday we went to this gas station,

petrol station, and we bought some stuff.

And I had to pay by card, the guy took my

card and then put it over the wireless

transmitter thing in front of us, and it

was facing the right way up, which was

kind of annoying because usually I can put

the card over the wireless thing myself

and cover up the front of the card, but he

did it for me, and she was standing next

to me, and I think she was looking at the

card. Also, when they print out your

receipt after you pay by card, it says

your name on the receipt So I have to

quickly take the receipt and screw it up

and put it in my pocket.

Oh, thanks, Jenkins. Him seems sussy.

What's sussy? Oh, about the name thing?

Yeah, I think she may have seen my name on

my debit card because it's kind of obvious

where the name is and it's different to

the name I told her. Which is kind of

annoying because I wish that I gave her an

alias that was more similar looking.

Like, I could have just misspelled my

actual name. Oh, that would have been such

a better idea if I just misspelled my

actual name, and then I could have easily

said, oh, I misspelled it when I told you.

But honestly, I didn't think things would

get this far. I thought she would end up

just ghosting me. I wouldn't actually meet

her. I didn't know I would actually end up

meeting her and then start living together

with her. I didn't really plan things far—

this far ahead. When do you

plan to tell her your name and channel?

Well, I don't. I plan

to just see what happens when she

eventually finds it, and hopefully she

doesn't freak out about it too much. And

that she still wants to date me even

when she finds out about it.

I think I should be safe as long as I

don't say anything really mean about her

like I did with Chihiro, because if I just

didn't say mean stuff about Chihiro, then

she would have been fine with it.

Also, It's not

like I'm gonna get kicked out, am I?

Because I paid for this place. This whole

place is paid by me, so it's

not like she can kick me out. It's just

gonna be awkward because she's got a lot

of her stuff here and she would have to

pack it all and it would take some time

and it would take several trips going up

and down because she's brought a lot of

stuff to the place.

Oh, thanks, Jenkins. Very generous. Might

want to be careful, Danny. You know, open

mouth face okay hand medium skin tone.

I'm trying to be careful. It's just things

unexpectedly happen, like the cashier

taking my card and then waving it in front

of us, or the receipt printing out my

That stupid bank card. Why does it have

your name on the front of it? It really

shouldn't have your name on your bank

card. I think it's a bit of a privacy,

your personal information breach there,

because you might lose your card. Anyone

can pick up your card and see your name on

it. That's kind of dumb, isn't it? And you

might say, oh, it has to have your name on

it so you know that it's yours. But I know

it's mine because I remember the bank card

number. That's how you should remember it.

Also from your signature.

So stupid. My own bank info

is going to end up doxxing me.

So the dynamic is kind of different to

before because this is my apartment.

Apart from it's not technically in my

name, it's not really in anyone's name

because we didn't really fill out any

forms. We just met the person who deals

with it in person. We handed over cash and

she gave us the key. It's very informal

here in Thailand,

but when it comes to who has the right to

kick who out, I don't think she would stay

here if we broke up. She would just go

back to her house, wouldn't she? Why would

she stay in this random apartment in

Bangkok alone? It wouldn't make any sense.

So if we did break up, she would just take

her stuff and then go back to her house,

and then I would just stay here.

The landlord can fuck you over at any

point. It's not really a landlord,

though. It's more like a, like a serviced

apartment hotel kind of thing.

So I think in hindsight, using my debit

card in front of her has been a big

security breach. I should have just gone

to an ATM and taken more cash out. It's

just I ran out of cash, only had a couple

hundred baht left. So I had to use my card

to pay for KFC, but they had ATMs

everywhere in the park. I should have just

used the ATM. A bit frustrating.

It's also kind of weird about the name

thing. I think she's definitely suspicious

about my name, but to be fair,

she hasn't told me her name either. She

said, what's my name? I say her name. She

said it's just her nickname, but then she

didn't tell me her real name. It seems

like she, she could have told me her name.

If she wants to know my name, she should

tell me her name.

What's my long-term plan with my Thai

girlfriend? Well, I hope that

if she finds out about my channel that

she's okay with it, and then we'll just

carry on being together. Because I think

things are okay. I don't mind being

in a relationship with her. I think she's

nice. For now.

His short-term plan is his long-term plan,

living a lie. Yeah, I live a lie on

YouTube by clickbaiting fake stuff. I

mean, this is not fake. Some of it is

fake, but only in the sec— on the second

channel. Most of the stuff on this channel

Oh, thanks, thank you.

She would only find my channel if she was

searching Elden Ring, which is my most

popular video. Or if she searches about

life in Japan and marriage and divorce,

which I don't think she would. If I made

videos about Thailand and it went viral,

she might find it, but I doubt I would go

viral for making travel videos.

Oh, we got this bot spamming again.

Oh, thanks, Carrie B. Good job.

Every time I stream, I get this this

Tinder bot thing spamming.

Does she know you've been married before?

I don't think she does, but to be fair,

she didn't tell me either that she was

married or had a husband.

How are you supposed to be in a

relationship when it's all a facade?

Because I'm scared that if I

tell her the truth, she's gonna break up

with me and be angry, and I'll be in

trouble.

Why is skin red around your mouth? Lol.

Where? Around here?

It doesn't look red to me. My skin is

always kind of red around my nostrils

because I get I get a bit of inflammation

on my skin sometimes. It's not too bad

now. I have this weird thing with my

finger now. It looks really gross.

Oh, oh, it shows up really well on the

camera. It's like all dried

and blistered and flaky, and it's got like

these weird bubbles under the skin, and

then the bubbles have pus, and then it

dries after a few days. And then it's just

like all flaky and dry, and it's only on

this one finger. I have no idea what this

is, so I've been trying to keep

it dry and keeping it out of shampoo and

soap and stuff. Going swimming and

swimming in chlorine was not a good idea

for my skin. I think this happened

once. It's called dyshidrotic eczema.

Yeah, I have some kind of eczema thing

with my left hand. And it used to be way

worse about 10 years ago. I had this huge

red patch all on the palm of my hand and

all on the inside my fingers, and

sometimes it spread over to my right hand,

but it's never been bad on my right hand.

But it got a lot better on my left hand

just randomly, but now it's getting bad

again, and it's just this weird itchy dry

rash on the inside of my 2 middle fingers.

And sometimes on the palm of my hand. And

it just— it goes and it comes without me

really doing anything. I don't know what

it's being triggered by. Maybe it's

triggered by some kind of food, but it's

really gross and it feels horrible. Like,

my whole finger just feels tight and dry.

I put moisturizer on, but it doesn't

really help much.

It's an allergy. I really want to get like

a, a food allergy test. I tried to in

Manchester, but they ended up refunding my

money and they never gave me results. I

had to bleed on this piece of paper.

Maybe it's some kind of allergy, but I

don't know what it's to. It could be to

shampoo because I'm using her shampoo now.

Or I think it might be stress because I

had this weird blister on my lip as well

that's cleared up now. I think when I'm in

a new environment and I feel kind of

stressed getting used to a new lifestyle,

I get a lot of skin problems, usually with

my fingers.

Daniel doesn't even care he put his own

mum in danger by getting doxxed. That was

an accident. That was when I had like 100

subs back in 2016 or '17, and I used to

make videos in the garden, and I had no

idea people could easily find where I

lived just because I revealed some some

identifiable features of the garden. You

know, I had that trampoline. People were

looking at the trampoline and the shape of

the garden and just going around on Google

Maps and trying to find the garden from

the aerial view. And then some people

found it just because I walked past a sign

that said Lenham Factory or something,

and it was just for a split second I

walked past it. Someone must have been

scrolling through the video second by

second, frame by frame, to be able to pick

that up. I was very dumb back then.

Didn't know about weirdos on the internet

trying to find out where you live. I

didn't think anyone would care, and I

didn't think anyone would actually go to

the effort of finding where I lived, and

then I didn't think it would actually have

any consequences.

If you suffer from nasal allergies, the

scaly skin and small blisters might be due

to allergies. My nose feels fine. I don't

think I'm having any allergic reaction

like sneezing.

I put this one cream she had on and it

made it even worse. My whole finger went

red and sore.

Also, I had a problem with my, my private

part because I wasn't washing it. I wasn't

washing it after you know what. And I

would just fall asleep and I got that

yeast infection again. It's the same yeast

infection I had with Chihiro in

the early days. But now I started,

I started rinsing it out after finishing,

you know what, and it's clearing up now.

It's weird because when I was with Mila,

I used to just fall asleep after, you know

what, and I never got this.

Yeast thing. It's like cheese.

It's like, um, white feta cheese.

And then when you, you rub the Five skin,

it all starts flaking off. But now I've

started rinsing it out every day after

finishing, it's, uh, it's clearing up.

I really hate when that happens because I

thought you could just leave it on your

thing until the morning, then have a

shower. But it— but it's been festering

under a moist, dark environment for nearly

9 hours, which is not good.

You've got to like rub it under water and

rinse it all off, the juices.

It's like, um, like a stinky French

cheese. I don't know why it smells like

cheese. Is that how they make cheese? Out

of some kind of yeast thing? I think it's

an actual fungal. It's called Candida.

It's not dangerous or anything, and we

naturally have it in our stomachs and

other places. It's just it can get out of

control, and if it gets out of control and

overgrows in a certain area, it becomes

itchy and inflamed.

It very itchy, lol grin. Yeah, it's so

itchy, especially when you're outside in

public and it starts itching. You want to

scratch it so bad, but you can't. Daniel,

stop talking about this. Okay,

that's all I had to say anyway. I was

getting worried because I thought I'd have

to buy cream and I have to go around

Bangkok asking if they have yeast

Thankful I don't have a foreskin. I wonder

if people who don't have foreskins have

this problem. Why I hate having a

foreskin. It got way worse.

When I was with Chihiro, to the point

where the foreskin got so dry I couldn't

roll it back. It's getting better now,

so it just proves that just washing it out

with a bit of water— I've

never been more thankful to be a girl.

Well, girls get it too. They get it in a

different way, but Chihiro used to get it.

She had to apply this cream and eat a lot

of yogurt. I think you get a— you can get

a, a pill and, and it gets

digested and then has like probiotic

benefits.

Just showering is all you need. Yeah,

I wasn't showering after Oh my God, what

is this? Oh,

oh, there's stuff all over my leg. What?

Oh,

there's all

these little black things.

Where did that come— oh,

I think I've been rubbing the top of my

leg under the sofa and it's rubbed all

this black stuff off of my legs on my

What the main thing I'm worried about is

what if she's found my channel but she

hasn't told me she's found the channel?

I'm 87% certain that if she found it. She

would not keep quiet about it and she

would tell me. I'm just scared about how

she's going to tell me that she knows. Is

she going to send me a picture and be

like, Daniel, what is this? Can you

explain this to me? You lied about

everything. And then I have

to be all apologetic and I have to say,

I'm sorry, I was scared you were going to

dump me, so I kept it a secret.

It's probably not a good idea to be

explaining my plan because what if she

sees this bit? Do you think she would end

up watching everything on my channel to

understand me as a person?

I don't think she would be able to

comprehend the wordage that I am usaging.

If I speakage like Kev thisage.

If I just mispronounce words so

you guys understand, but a non-native

wouldn't understand. We need to create our

own language. We need more code words.

Tell her your channel is your personal

diary. Yeah, I'll say something like,

it's my personal vlogging thing.

I just talk about my life.

I see no downside with her finding out

means that you are free to bone other

girls. Oh yeah, if she breaks

up with me, then I guess we move on to the

The next victim. No, not victims.

My next love interest.

Um, but I'm not

sure what would be so bad about my channel

apart— I think the main thing would just

be the fact that I lied about it and lied

about other things could be a reason to

upset her mostly. But the problem is if

I was upfront about my channel straight

from the beginning, then it it would have

never gotten to this point.

Go to Pattaya. What do they have in

Pattaya? I looked it up on Google Streets

and it doesn't look that special.

The only— she's not really annoying

though. The most annoying thing she's done

recently is she wakes up randomly really

early to shower and brush her teeth. I

could hear teeth brushing and showering,

and I checked the time and it was 4 AM,

and I was thinking, oh my God, why are you

brushing your teeth at 4 AM? And then she

finished showering and brushing teeth and

then she got back into bed. It seems so

pointless. I get really triggered when

people have weird washing routines.

So I always brush my teeth after I've had

a coffee in the morning, because if I

brush my teeth before having coffee, then

the coffee is going to stain my teeth. So

I have my coffee and then I wait about

half an hour because I heard that you're

not supposed to brush straight away after

having coffee. So I wait a bit and then I

brush my teeth. And then before going to

bed, I brush my teeth as well because I've

just had dinner and a coffee. It seems

silly to brush your teeth in, in the

middle of the night, 4 AM, and then go to

bed and just randomly wake up in the

middle of the night to wash. Seems kind of

weird.

Oh, thanks, Japanese. Homeless in My Room

Japan Series.

Maybe. I don't think I'd be homeless

again. I'm making too much money from

my famous YouTube channel.

And then the next day she woke up at 6:30

AM to get washed and everything.

I don't like it. Mila used to do this too.

I had to stop her. She would wake up

really early and then get ready. I don't

like it because I want to cuddle and stuff

before I get up and maybe even have

morning cereal. You can't have morning

cereal if your partner has just gotten out

of bed. And had a shower and everything.

So I get really annoyed when the person

I'm with wakes up really early before I do

and just sneakily gets out of bed. Maybe

she gets out of bed really early because

she's trying to avoid morning cereal.

It's just I like morning cereal sometimes.

It's nice.

But I think for women, a lot of women

don't like doing it in the morning.

Meela tried to wake up at 7 AM once and I

just said, no, stay in bed, and had to

stop her from, from getting out.

So she woke up at nearly 7 and then I woke

up at 9 and she was just sitting around

for 2 hours doing something,

hopefully not searching my bag.

So she's at work now until I think 6 PM.

Oh yeah, she wants me to pay for her

petrol as well. First she asked me to pay

for the motorway toll, and then she said

actually she could just use the normal

roads, but it's going to take longer. Now

she said it's costing her a lot of money

to pay for petrol. And then

she started showing me her bank accounts

and that they were empty and she was maxed

out on credit.

I said, don't you get paid by your job?

She said, not until the end of the month.

Her car runs out of petrol really quickly.

I swear she topped it up just a couple

days ago and it's already half tank now.

And last time we filled up the tank from

nearly empty to full It cost me 1,000

baht, which is £24,

and then it was almost all gone again

nearly a week later, or half a week later.

So the petrol thing could be quite pricey.

I think it's 34 baht per liter,

but I'm not sure how big the tank is.

It's quite a small car, so the tank is

probably not huge. It might be like a

150-liter tank.

So 150 times 35

divided by 42, it's like it could be

like £120 to fill up the tank.

And then the tank might only last a month

or a few weeks. It takes over

an hour to drive to work and And then

another hour plus to drive back. So she's

doing 2 hours plus of driving almost

every day. How much would that cost?

So that's 2— I'd say 2.5 hours of driving

every day. 75 hours of driving a month.

150 liters is Land Cruiser tank size.

Okay. Well, maybe it's just 90. I don't

know about car tank sizes. Maybe 90

liters. You pay for everything?

I have to. She keeps saying she doesn't

have any money. Well, she paid for

Dreamworld yesterday, the entrance ticket,

and she also paid for yakiniku. Went to

yakiniku buffet. That was really good. It

was about I think £30,

and you get about an hour and a half

all-you-can-eat. You get the grill on the

table and you just order stuff and it just

comes to the table. We had loads of food

She paid for that, but then I paid for the

shopping, which cost £75.

I got loads of vegetables and sauces and

Japanese stuff. I got kimchi nabe

sauce and I got, um, the cabbage

and steaks and pork belly.

I just realized why Daniel was streaming

at a different time now, because he's in a

different time zone. Yeah, I'm in GMT+7

Thailand time. How does she pay

if she has no money? Well, she has some,

but I think she's using a credit card.

She said she maxed out her credit, so she

needs me to pay for her petrol. She— well,

she didn't say it that way. She said she

asked me if I could live alone for a few

days because she won't be able to come.

And I said, why can't you come? She said

she can't afford to pay for the petrol.

And then I said I don't mind paying for

it.

It's okay,

I don't mind paying a couple hundred or

maybe £100 a month for the petrol. I'm

only paying £400 for the whole month for

this place, so it's pretty cheap. I've got

a lot of disposable income.

That I could pay for stuff like petrol and

her food.

What else? I think that's all I'm paying

for. And people

call me the leech. Now I'm being— I'm the

one being leeched now.

People still calling me a leech now that

I'm basically paying for everything.

People call me a loser for being leech.

Now they're calling me a loser for paying

everything. I can't win, can I?

You do realize you can save all that

spending. Yeah, but then I'll just waste

it on something else, wouldn't I?

Do I know how much her salary is? I think

it's like 20,000 baht a month.

I worked out my salary for this month and

it came out to about 65,000 baht, which is

pretty good for me. My second channel is

doing really well. Do Not

Buy the Steam Deck Part 2 is, is blowing

up right now. I got 122,000 views and it's

still going, and it got a good CPM. It's

made about $400 so far, so it's like an

extra $400 this month for me that

I wasn't expecting. And it's getting good

views still gradually. So I think I could

rely on it to, to gradually continue

getting views over the next few months.

I'm downloading Persona Royal 5

today because I think that that's

quite new. And I could do a review on it.

Got to get back onto the reviews, and I

want to do more reviews on my Switch OLED,

maybe try some other games.

Daniel, why can't you just admit that your

YouTube channel content leeches off you

intentionally trying to go out with random

people? Because that's the kind

of content you guys want. You guys want

relationship trainwreck stuff and

girl gossip. From the analytics,

that's the impression I get. If I do

anything else that's non-related to girl

stuff and gossip, then it gets rubbish

views unless it's like, um,

some kind of video game review. But then

that's a completely different audience to

you guys. That's just like a completely

separate audience that I have managed

to clickbait.

But my main audience from the good old

days, they want, you know, drama and girl

stuff.

And I'm always going to be trying to

Trying to get into a relationship. So I'm

always naturally going to have stuff to

talk about when it comes to women because

I find it boring being single.

Do you like doing what you do?

Yeah, I like streaming and I like chatting

about what's going on, but I don't

like having to frame everything in a

negative way to be able to get clicks.

Because that— the main danger is all

my titles and stuff like why I hate this

and why I hate this girlfriend, why I hate

my girlfriend, and then she might see that

and think, oh my God, Daniel hates me,

when really I need to title it that way

for the stupid algorithm to push my stuff

out to my subscribers.

Because if I put, oh, daily update

with my lovely Thai life, Probably won't

have as many viewers as I get.

I know I have to frame stuff in a negative

way for the algorithm to recommend my

content, but then people who don't

understand that, they see it and they

think, oh my God, Daniel's crazy. Oh my

God, Daniel hates me. I'm getting

super déjà vu of Vibes right now. I swear

I've explained this before when I was with

Chihiro. If I frame stuff in a positive

way, I just get way less views.

I need these kind of shock impact titles

like, oh, I regret getting my girlfriend

pregnant, that kind of stuff. But then

obviously the person that I'm

with, they're going to be upset when they

see stuff like that.

Oh, thanks for becoming a member.

Welcome to the premium club. Why did I

call it the premium club? I think it was

when I was into watching Dr Disrespect and

he had the What's his one called? He has

like this special members elite club.

Dr Disrespect's so cringe. He's like

trying so hard to be really cool and like

a tough guy to impress his 13-year-old

male audience.

The Champions Club. Yeah, that's why. It

was when I was really into watching Dr

Disrespect. I was thinking, wow, his

livestreams are just completely insane

compared to everyone else. The production

quality of his livestreams are just

impressive. You look healthy.

Yeah, I definitely feel like I look a lot

better compared to the last livestream.

Last livestream, I just looked like I was

dying.

I felt terrible. I feel a lot better now.

Getting used to life in Thailand.

I haven't heard anything about this

ex-husband since the whole situation

began, so I feel a bit more at ease that

hopefully he's not gonna crop up again.

Daniel is using her for his own personal

gratification. He's milking the

relationship as long as she puts out for

his money. No, I'm in love. Can't you tell

we're in love? Why do you keep trying to

piss on my bonfire? We're soulmates.

We're meant for each other. The universe

brought us together.

6-year supporter, bro. Thank you for the

last sign of the horns. Oh, thanks,

Ollie. Being a member.

Members get special benefits like you

get a special symbol next to your name.

That's worth it.

How is my mum doing? I don't know, I think

she's okay. She's making a lot of fires

in the garden. I don't understand why she

chops trees down and then just burns it in

the garden. I said you're wasting precious

fuel. You could be— you should save the

wood for winter and then burn it in the

wood burner so you don't have to use the

heating oil. But she keeps making bonfires

in the garden. I think her guy likes doing

bonfires, so they just make a bonfire.

But if I was her, I'd be stockpiling all

this wood. If you're cutting trees down,

you've got a lot of spare wood lying

around. I'd be stockpiling it so you could

burn it in the fireplace,

because they've been talking about rolling

blackouts in Europe, aren't they, over

winter?

So yeah, wouldn't be burning stuff like

Oh, is Rishi Sunak going to be the new

Prime Minister? There's such a mess. I

can't believe Liz Truss was Prime Minister

for only 45 days. She must be,

um, the first— the shortest Prime Minister

in history that was Prime Minister for the

shortest amount of time. Then they said

Boris Johnson was going to come back. And

then he dropped out. And then people were

saying, oh, Rishi Sunak is not really

British, he's Indian.

So how can he be prime minister? It's

funny because America had a half-black

president and most— mostly it seemed like

people were okay with it. But in England

they're like, oh no, We're gonna have a

brown prime minister even though he was

born in England.

I think Rishi Sunak would do better than

Liz Truss because he seems like he has

that determination and hunger for power

and to be the guy in charge. I don't know

why Liz Truss folded so easily. Maybe

because she's a woman and she's like, oh

no, I failed, I've got to resign. She

doesn't seem mentally strong enough.

You've got to be like a psycho to want

that power so desperately that you don't

care that half the country hates you.

It's like Keemstar. Half the internet

hates him, but he still enjoys the feeling

of being a celebrity, internet celebrity,

so much that he just— he He feeds

off it. A lot of YouTubers, when they get

canceled and hated, they just disappear

because they're in it to be liked and to

be popular. When they get so much hate,

they just don't enjoy it anymore.

You've got to have a certain crazy mindset

to want to carry on doing it. Like Boris

Johnson, I guess. Hungry for power.

Indians are celebrating. Yeah, you got the

Muslim mayor of London. Now we got Indian

prime minister. It's like England was

in charge of India for such a long time,

conquering it. And now the Indians are in

charge of us. The tables have turned.

Does your girlfriend shower daily? She

showers like 3 times a day. In the morning

and then before bed, and then sometimes

she randomly wakes up in the middle of the

night and has a shower. But they're not

proper showers, they're just like quick

60-second blasts under the water.

I don't see the point. I have a proper

shower. I wash everything, empty out my

dirt sacks.

But I only have one shower when I wake up.

I don't shower before sleep. But now I

have to wash my willy because I don't want

to get itchy dick again. I hate it when

you get itchy dick. You first notice it

when you feel down there and it's kind of

bumpy. I hope I don't get demonetized for

this. Let me check.

How can I check?

Um,

if I press go live whilst I'm live, what

Manage. Oh yeah, it's still monetized.

So I think I code-worded it well.

That means she isn't cleaning herself

properly. Well, as long as she's cleaning

the you-know-what properly. My biggest

fear is that she starts feeling itchiness

or pain because of me, but I don't think

she will if she's washing that area

properly, which I think she is.

She hasn't said anything about itchiness,

so I think we're good.

Maybe it was me giving Chihiro the yeast

infection because I wasn't washing, and

then I was letting it fester, and then I

was giving it to her. I thought she was

giving it to me because I never had this

problem when I was single because I wasn't

doing you know what.

I want to do more IRL livestreams too. I

did one on Twitch a couple days ago and I

think it went okay. I just need more

confidence. I don't know

why I feel so like I'm gonna have a

nervous breakdown just by filming outside,

so I feel like I'm doing something wrong,

but then loads of people do it. They— I

see loads of people outside just filming

stuff. We went to Dreamworld yesterday and

they had this, they had this area called

Snow World and it's like this massive

air-conditioned room. They blast fake—

it's not fake snow, it's real snow, but

they make it in a machine and then they

blast out this fan and it sprinkles snow

everywhere and there's real snow on the

ground and they give you a coat and boots

And all the Thai people go in there and

it's like experiencing what it's like to

be in a cold country. And they take all

these selfies and it's all decorated like

a Christmas wonderland. It felt so nice to

be cold again. It was like stepping into a

fridge. But I haven't felt cold in

that way since I got here. It felt so

refreshing to be cold again.

But there was this guy there. He had a

GoPro and he was filming everything.

What else did we do Saturday?

I forgot now. I think we just went

shopping. We were gonna go to Pattaya—

Pattaya, I can't pronounce it— but we felt

too lazy to go. And then Sunday, I think

we went swimming, but we haven't been

doing much, just kind of sitting around

the apartment. I feel pretty bored

because I can't, I can't check my YouTube

stuff in front of her. I just check my

stocks. And I can't chat on Discord when

she's around either.

When am I going to Australia? Never.

I don't think I'd ever go to Australia.

It looks really boring and expensive and

hot. I'd rather go to Japan or Korea.

Tokyo Cooney passed away? Really?

I noticed someone said that last stream.

I forgot to respond to it. I saw him on

Twitter tweeting about his Japanese wagon

thing.

He tweeted 5 days ago he was

traveling in the Sierra Mountains with

his Japanese wagon.

It's kind of sad how no one cares about

him anymore, or no one even knows who he

is anymore. He's from such a long time

ago. But it's amazing to think that at one

point in the whole J-vlogging community.

He was the biggest and most popular

channel back when it was just a really

small tight-knit group of creators. His

videos were really good though back in the

day. He gave

you this glimpse of life in Japan as a

foreigner and he made it funny and

interesting and he did cool stuff.

And then he went back to America and just

kind of stopped making videos.

I still don't understand the problem with

your girlfriend. Well, the problem is

she's getting suspicious about my name.

She's asking weird questions like, is your

name really Daniel?

And then she's also getting very emotional

over certain things like not being able to

pay for petrol. We were

going to restaurants when I first got

here, and I kept wanting to go to Japanese

restaurants. And Japanese restaurants are

kind of expensive here compared to Thai

restaurants. And then I wanted to go to

yakiniku. We found a place, but then she

didn't have enough money to be able to

afford it. But she wanted me to go to

enjoy myself. And then she started crying,

and then I had to like I had

to comfort her and say, it's okay, I'll

pay for your dish too, I don't mind.

There's several problems involving money.

She feels guilty for not being able to pay

and having to make me pay, but I can

tell she wants to spend time with me, so

she wants to be able to do stuff

with me. It's, you know, that Friends

episode where half of the friends became

financially successful, like Ross and

Monica and Rachel, and then the other 3,

like Joey and Phoebe and— I

forgot who the other one is— that they

were broke, so they couldn't afford to do

the fun things with the financially

successful friends. And then there was

like this rift that was created between

them and this weird awkwardness where the

more financially well-off friends had to

pay for the other friends. It's kind of

like that. This weird situation where I'm

not rich, but she seems to think I'm rich

because I'm able to afford stuff like nice

apartments and Japanese wagyu beef. To me,

that's not really expensive. But to a Thai

person, I'm guessing that is expensive

because they'll just have a 50 baht pad

thai at like a local restaurant that just

costs about 50 or 60 baht. And then here I

am blowing 1,000 baht

on wagyu beef and Japanese food,

which I guess is kind of expensive, £20 a

meal. Yeah, that is expensive for me as

well. But I don't usually go to

restaurants. I usually go to a

supermarket, I buy ingredients, and then I

do my own cooking. I never go to

restaurants unless I'm dating someone.

Why is she feeling bad that you're paying?

Because she doesn't want me to pay for

her. She feels guilty

that I'm paying a lot of money, I guess.

So for that reason, I don't think she's a

scammer or a gold digger because

she feels— she feels guilt over it, which

is a good sign that she's not crazy.

Did any J-vloggers initiate a friendship

with you? Yeah, Tkyosam's quite friendly

with me, and who's that Unrested guy? I

think his name's Scott. He sent me an

email saying that he would like to do

a collab or something, but I ignored him.

He had quite a big channel back in the

day, but then he just fell off like

everyone else. Do you

remember Texan in Tokyo? Yeah, I made a

video about them, remember? It did not go

down well. I, I made this point that they

were dumb for quitting YouTube because

YouTube is the best job in the entire

world. Why would you want to quit when you

have a massive audience that loves you?

And then even that EricSurf6 guy commented

saying, oh, they moved on to much better

things now. And I got annoyed thinking,

what could possibly be better than

YouTube? You just sit here and you talk

and you make stupid videos about your life

and people love you. That's basically the

best job in the entire world. How could

anything top that? And they had the nerve

to just quit. I would kill to have their

audience and the size of their channel. I

would love to have that. So I made a video

ranting about them. Thinking everyone

would agree with me, and instead everyone

was upset and angry that I

made those comments. I wonder what they're

doing now. According to Eric Surf6,

they're on to much better things. Their

reason for quitting YouTube was so dumb,

cuz they wanted to have kids but they

didn't want to expose their kids to the

internet. But you can have kids and not