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MY WIFE IS GOING TO SUE ME - I NEED ADVICE
2019-04-03 · 2 hr 16 min
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Oh my God, I can't believe this is
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0:09–0:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_0happening. Oh.
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0:13–0:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1This is so stupid.
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0:28–0:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_2It's so stupid, it's funny.
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0:34–0:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_3I don't know if I should be worried. Help
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0:40–0:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_4me. Oh, who donated
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0:44–0:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_5€10? Thank you.
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0:48–0:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_6This is crazy.
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0:54–0:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_7Oh my God, uh, there's so
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0:57–1:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_8much happening right now.
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1:01–1:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_9Unsupported resolution.
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1:07–1:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_10Let me get a drink first. Oh, thank you,
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1:12–1:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_11Daily.
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1:15–1:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_12Let me get a drink and then I'll try and
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1:18–1:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_13explain the whole shitstorm of a situation
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1:21–1:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_14Fuck.
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2:00–2:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_15Oh.
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2:05–2:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_16Okay, is everyone ready? I need to be
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2:11–2:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_17very, very careful about what I say now
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2:15–2:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_18because she said that she's watching
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2:20–2:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_19everything and she's
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2:22–2:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_20recording everything for, for proof.
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2:27–2:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_21Oh, thank you, Nefer Amenhotep.
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2:38–2:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_22Who here knows about law and
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2:52–2:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_23divorce?
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2:58–2:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_24Okay, so I've just been chatting to my
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3:02–3:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_25wife, my dearly beloved.
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3:05–3:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_26Um, basically she said she's gonna sue me
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3:11–3:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_27for cheating,
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3:15–3:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_28and she said she has— she said she
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3:21–3:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_29spoke to a lawyer She actually went and
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3:24–3:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_30spoke to a solicitor or a lawyer or
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3:27–3:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_31someone who knows about stuff like this.
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3:29–3:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_32And according to her solicitor, she has
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3:32–3:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_33enough evidence to sue me.
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3:35–3:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_34So that's what she's gonna do. And I tried
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3:40–3:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_35talking to her, but she's like a crazy
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3:43–3:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_36person right now. It's like some— it's
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3:46–3:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_37like she's lost a screw in her head.
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3:48–3:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_38She's completely nuts right now. I was
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3:50–3:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_39trying to, trying to understand why she's
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3:53–3:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_40doing this. Is it about money? Why are you
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3:55–3:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_41doing this? What's the point? And
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3:58–3:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_42basically it's because she's being petty
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3:59–4:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_43and she's upset and she wants to get back
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4:02–4:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_44at me. That's it. It's just pettiness.
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4:05–4:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_45It's not about money. She has a lot.
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4:07–4:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_46She has way more money than I do,
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4:11–4:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_47so it's not about money.
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4:15–4:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_48I can't believe she would actually do
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4:21–4:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_49this. I had all these people saying, oh,
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4:23–4:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_50I'm gonna get effed over now. She's gonna
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4:25–4:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_51sue you and stuff, and you, you're not
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4:28–4:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_52gonna be able to do anything about it.
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4:31–4:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_53And I just ignored them,
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4:32–4:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_54and I thought they're just talking
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4:36–4:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_55rubbish. And I always said, no, my wife
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4:37–4:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_56isn't that kind of person. She wouldn't do
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4:40–4:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_57something like that. I didn't think she
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4:41–4:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_58was such a bitch, to be honest. Maybe I,
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4:44–4:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_59maybe I, I thought too much of her because
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4:47–4:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_60this is the road that she wants to go down
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4:51–4:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_61now.
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4:53–4:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_62And I said, why don't I— I told her I sent
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5:00–5:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_63the divorce papers yesterday, and now
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5:04–5:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_64she's saying that she won't file them.
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5:06–5:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_65Thanks, Kai. She said that she's not gonna
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5:12–5:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_66file the divorce papers because she wants
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5:14–5:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_67us to stay married so that she can get
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5:17–5:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_68more evidence or something, or so she can
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5:21–5:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_69sue me and make a court case.
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5:23–5:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_70So now I can't even get divorced even
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5:26–5:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_71though I want to. I can't believe a few
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5:29–5:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_72days ago I was even thinking about getting
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5:31–5:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_73back together with her. I was seriously
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5:33–5:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_74thinking about going back to Japan, going
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5:36–5:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_75back to her.
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5:38–5:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_76What was I saying? I can't
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5:47–5:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_77even remember what I said 5 seconds ago.
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5:51–5:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_78Yeah, she said she's not gonna divorce me
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5:54–5:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_79now, and I've sent her the papers, but
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5:56–5:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_80it's up to her to go and file them,
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5:59–6:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_81and I can't force her to. It's her
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6:03–6:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_82decision now. If you want to get divorced,
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6:05–6:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_83you need the agreement, the approval of,
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6:07–6:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_84of 2 people, not just one.
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6:10–6:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_85I thought it would be over, you know,
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6:22–6:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_86when we talked about divorce. How long was
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6:25–6:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_87it? It was at least 4 weeks ago now. When
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6:28–6:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_88I said, okay, let's get divorced, I
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6:31–6:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_89thought from that point then— I thought,
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6:33–6:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_90I thought from that point on that we're
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6:35–6:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_91kind of finished. But she was still
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6:38–6:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_92snooping on my Discord and snooping on my
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6:41–6:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_93livestreams and watching me and recording
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6:44–6:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_94stuff and collecting evidence, spying on
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6:46–6:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_95me. I thought when I said
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6:50–6:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_96let's get divorced, then, you know, cut
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6:53–6:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_97off. That's it, done, move on,
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6:55–6:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_98even though we're still technically
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6:59–7:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_99married. But no.
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7:00–7:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_100And then she's threatening me, saying that
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7:18–7:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_101she has an SD card and she has recordings
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7:21–7:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_102of me admitting to Going to London on a
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7:24–7:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_103business trip. And apparently she even
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7:28–7:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_104has screenshots of a conversation from
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7:32–7:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_105someone. She wouldn't show it to me. She
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7:34–7:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_106said, why should I show you my evidence?
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7:37–7:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_107So I don't even know what this evidence is
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7:39–7:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_108that she has. It could be faked. It's so
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7:41–7:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_109easy to fake evidence. You just make
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7:44–7:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_110a Discord server and then you call
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7:48–7:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_111yourself the same name that I have on my
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7:51–7:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_112Discord server, and then you pretend to be
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7:53–7:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_113me. And then you just type some messages
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7:55–7:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_114to it, to yourself even,
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7:58–7:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_115and then screenshot that. You know, it's
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8:02–8:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_116so easy to photo— you can Photoshop
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8:04–8:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_117anything these days. How can that count as
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8:06–8:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_118proof?
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8:09–8:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_119What's she suing me for? She's suing me
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8:14–8:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_120for cheating, basically.
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8:16–8:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_121I never, I never admitted to cheating,
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8:22–8:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_122did I? I never said, oh, I had sex
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8:26–8:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_123yesterday. Never said that.
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8:29–8:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_124And now she's, she's, she's bragging that
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8:35–8:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_125I can't— about the fact that I can't go to
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8:39–8:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_126Japan anymore. She's saying, you can't
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8:41–8:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_127come to Japan anymore, as if I wanted to
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8:43–8:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_128go.
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8:47–8:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_129I don't care about going to Japan. I don't
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8:53–8:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_130have any plans to go to Japan.
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8:55–8:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_131I can't believe she would do this though.
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9:01–9:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_132And I just— I blocked her on Messenger
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9:06–9:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_133because— Messenger— because I tried
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9:09–9:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_134talking to her, but there's no point.
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9:11–9:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_135She's not listening. She's not interested
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9:12–9:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_136in negotiating. She's already decided on
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9:15–9:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_137what she's gonna do. So what can I do?
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9:16–9:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_138There's nothing I can say, nothing I can
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9:20–9:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_139do, so what's the point in talking to this
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9:21–9:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_140crazy woman anymore?
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9:24–9:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_141I don't understand why she cares. If I
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9:33–9:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_142said let's get divorced, then it means
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9:36–9:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_143that it's over. Let's move on.
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9:38–9:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_144Oh, thank you, Hector. I said, why don't
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9:43–9:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_145you just let us get divorced and we forget
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9:46–9:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_146about it and move on with our lives? But
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9:49–9:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_147she kept going on about how I was saying
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9:51–9:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_148mean things about her on livestreams or on
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9:53–9:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_149the Discord, and that I don't
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9:55–9:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_150understand how my words hurt people,
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9:59–10:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_151and that it's not about money. And I don't
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10:03–10:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_152even know what— I guess she just wants
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10:07–10:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_153revenge or something, teach me a lesson.
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10:09–10:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_154I mean, what else could there be?
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10:11–10:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_155It's just so petty. She knew that— that—
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10:17–10:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_156what am I saying? Let me be careful here.
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10:22–10:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_157She knew that— that
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10:26–10:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_158once we've finished, I would be interested
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10:31–10:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_159in looking for other girls.
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10:35–10:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_160So why is she surprised?
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10:39–10:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_161This is what pisses me off about people in
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10:46–10:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_162the comments. They all think that she's
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10:48–10:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_163such an angel, such a good person. You
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10:49–10:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_164don't know her. She's the type
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10:51–10:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_165of— hey, wait a minute.
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10:55–10:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_166She cheated on her ex-husband. Why doesn't
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10:59–11:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_167he sue her?
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11:02–11:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_168It's kind of— don't you think this is kind
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11:05–11:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_169of hypocritical? She cheats on her
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11:09–11:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_170ex-husband with the Australian guy for
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11:10–11:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_171nearly a year, and now she has— she has
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11:14–11:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_172the nerve to accuse me and to
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11:16–11:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_173call me out for cheating on her, and then
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11:19–11:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_174she has the nerve to sue me. Jesus Christ.
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11:22–11:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_175Can you believe that? Where's her ex—
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11:29–11:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_176ex-husband's contact details?
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11:33–11:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_177So hypocritical. So it's okay for her to
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11:42–11:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_178cheat on her ex-husband, get away with it
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11:44–11:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_179scot-free, but I talk about a London
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11:47–11:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_180business trip and now she's gonna sue me?
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11:49–11:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_181Unbelievable. Yeah, she's probably
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11:54–11:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_182watching this. She's gonna be recording
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11:57–12:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_183everything and she's gonna be snooping my
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12:01–12:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_184Discord and she's gonna
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12:03–12:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_185be contacting people who hate me to dig up
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12:07–12:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_186dirt. It will only affect you upon your
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12:09–12:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_187returning to Japan. Just be civil and
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12:12–12:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_188avoid legal battles. Thank you, Andy.
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12:16–12:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_189According to foreign legal lawsuits, it
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12:20–12:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_190will only affect you upon returning to
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12:22–12:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_191Japan. Just be civil and avoid legal
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12:23–12:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_192battles. Yeah, that's what a lot of people
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12:25–12:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_193have been telling me. They've been telling
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12:26–12:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_194me that she can't really do anything
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12:28–12:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_195since, you know, I'm in England now,
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12:30–12:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_196and I would only get into trouble if I
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12:34–12:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_197went back to Japan.
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12:36–12:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_198So even if that's true, then she's gonna
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12:40–12:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_199be celebrating that I can't go to Japan
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12:43–12:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_200anymore. Sorry, that was very rude of me.
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12:45–12:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_201Now she's all— she's cheering, yay, I got
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12:49–12:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_202Daniel banned from Japan! Now he can't
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12:51–12:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_203come here anymore and have cereal.
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12:53–12:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_204So petty, isn't it?
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13:08–13:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_205And now I don't even know how can I
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13:12–13:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_206divorce her. How this is so stupid. How
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13:15–13:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_207can someone keep me
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13:18–13:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_208in a marriage against my will just because
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13:21–13:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_209she doesn't agree to divorcing.
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13:24–13:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_210I read that there's this 5-year separation
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13:27–13:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_211thing where after 5 years then you can get
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13:29–13:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_212divorced without her approval. So what, I
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13:32–13:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_213have to wait for 5 years until
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13:34–13:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_214I can talk about cereal
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13:42–13:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_215escapades?
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13:47–13:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_216Oh, now all these people are gonna start
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13:52–13:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_217laughing at me. Haha, told you so. Daniel
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13:54–13:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_218thought he was gonna— Daniel thought
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13:58–13:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_219divorce would be so easy. Now look at him,
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14:00–14:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_220he's in a big mess.
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14:02–14:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_221I don't really have to wait 5 years. I can
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14:08–14:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_222do things secretly and not talk about it.
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14:11–14:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_223I don't know, do you think I should go and
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14:20–14:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_224see a professional solicitor?
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14:22–14:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_225I need to be very careful. As long as I
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14:41–14:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_226don't admit to anything,
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14:44–14:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_227as long as I don't say it, then I don't
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14:50–14:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_228think it counts as proof, does it?
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14:53–14:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_229What if I say I had cereal and then you
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14:57–15:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_230can't accuse me of cheating because I can
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15:00–15:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_231just say, well, I had cereal, that means I
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15:01–15:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_232had Weetabix. Fukay the
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15:05–15:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_233old hag, she's pathetic. ILY.
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15:08–15:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_234Thank you. Yes, I'm really, I'm really
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15:11–15:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_235shocked and surprised by this, really. I
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15:14–15:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_236didn't think that she would be so petty.
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15:17–15:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_237What is the point? She doesn't want money
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15:24–15:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_238and she's just trying to hurt me.
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15:27–15:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_239Your YouTube channel is proof of
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15:36–15:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_240everything. What proof? Proof of what? I
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15:38–15:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_241don't have any videos admitting to doing
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15:40–15:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_242anything wrong.
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15:42–15:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_243I don't even know how much I'd be sued
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15:49–15:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_244for. And then even if I get sued and I
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15:51–15:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_245end up paying, we're still married.
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15:54–15:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_246Aren't we? It doesn't mean that we're
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15:57–15:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_247divorced. And then I could pay her
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16:00–16:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_248money, and then she could just take the
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16:03–16:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_249money and then still sue me anyway, and
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16:05–16:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_250I'd still be defenseless.
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16:06–16:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_251It's just— I can't believe she would do
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16:25–16:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_252this after all my family did for her.
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16:27–16:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_253Free vacation to Malaysia, she didn't pay
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16:30–16:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_254a penny. 5-star hotels,
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16:33–16:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_255flights backwards and forwards to Japan
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16:38–16:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_256and Malaysia, and then a free trip to
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16:40–16:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_257England, 2 weeks. She didn't pay a penny.
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16:42–16:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_258My mum paid for the airplane tickets. Pay
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16:46–16:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_259for the food, pay for everything, and then
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16:50–16:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_260she has the nerve to sue me and try and
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16:52–16:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_261take my money.
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16:56–16:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_262You have a video called I Cheated on My
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17:03–17:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_263Shit, that doesn't count.
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17:09–17:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_264She probably has it saved by now anyway.
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17:19–17:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_265It was, it was just clickbait. It was a
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17:25–17:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_266made-up fake story for views.
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17:28–17:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_267Pretty common on YouTube. Look at the
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17:31–17:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_268Psycho Family, Filthy Frank,
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17:35–17:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_269what's his name, Francis the fat guy.
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17:39–17:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_270It's pretty, pretty common for people to
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17:41–17:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_271make stuff up for YouTube. Yeah, I, I'm
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17:43–17:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_272just a troll. I made up a lot of stuff.
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17:46–17:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_273Doesn't count as proof. That'd be stupid.
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17:48–17:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_274Oh, thanks, Bobby.
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17:52–17:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_275For example, you can go into a police
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17:58–18:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_276station and just say, hi, I murdered
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18:00–18:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_277someone. They wouldn't do anything. Just
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18:02–18:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_278because you say you did something doesn't
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18:05–18:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_279mean it counts. I could say, oh, I'm the
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18:06–18:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_280United— I'm the Prime Minister of the
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18:10–18:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_281United Kingdom. Doesn't mean it's true,
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18:13–18:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_282does it?
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18:14–18:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_283So I need someone to contact me who knows
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18:23–18:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_284about stuff like this. What should I do?
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18:27–18:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_285Ask a divorce lawyer who also deals in
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18:29–18:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_286foreign law. Give her legal team your
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18:32–18:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_287lawyer contact. What if I just ignore it?
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18:34–18:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_288Ask a divorce lawyer who also deals in
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18:37–18:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_289foreign law. Give her legal team your
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18:40–18:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_290lawyer contact info and terminate all
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18:44–18:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_291further contact with her. I've already
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18:46–18:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_292con— I've already terminated contact with
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18:49–18:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_293her. I don't want to talk to her. There's
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18:51–18:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_294no point. It's useless. It's like talking
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18:52–18:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_295to someone who's completely nuts.
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18:55–18:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_296There's no reasoning.
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18:58–18:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_297Don't stress, you live in the UK, she
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19:03–19:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_298lives in Japan. Oh, thank God.
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19:05–19:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_299Well, as long
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19:08–19:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_300as you're right, then do I really have
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19:16–19:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_301anything to worry about?
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19:19–19:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_302What, what would they do if I just ignored
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19:26–19:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_303it? Are they gonna send the Japanese
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19:29–19:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_304police here to arrest me? Oh,
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19:30–19:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_305thank you, Kim.
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19:33–19:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_306Sue her back? I can't sue her for
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19:37–19:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_307anything. She hasn't done anything to be
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19:39–19:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_308sued for apart from being a bitch.
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19:42–19:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_309I thought after we agreed to divorce,
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19:49–19:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_310then that's it. She wouldn't keep watching
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19:51–19:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_311me. I didn't know she'd be so vindictive.
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19:54–19:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_312Oh, thank you, Teapot Fever. Are all
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20:02–20:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_313Japanese women like this? In my
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20:06–20:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_314experience, they've all been batshit
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20:08–20:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_315crazy. Every single one of them has been
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20:10–20:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_316absolutely nuts. I can't think of a single
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20:13–20:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_317Japanese lady that I've been with who,
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20:16–20:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_318who was sane.
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20:18–20:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_319No, they're all crazy. Either depressed,
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20:24–20:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_320did self-harm, tried to sue me,
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20:27–20:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_321tried to have my baby after only knowing
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20:32–20:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_322me for 2 weeks. They're all nuts. He
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20:34–20:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_323doesn't have enough valid proof. It'll be
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20:38–20:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_324okay. Well, she's claiming that she has
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20:40–20:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_325proof. Thank— thanks, Claire.
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20:42–20:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_326She's claiming that she has screenshots of
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20:45–20:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_327me and a girl chatting, and she's
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20:50–20:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_328claiming she has me
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20:54–20:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_329admitting to whatever it is she thinks
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20:58–21:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_330But how can these screenshots hold up
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21:05–21:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_331when, you know, there's Photoshop and you
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21:08–21:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_332can just edit things? How can that be
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21:10–21:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_333proof? I could make up a fake screenshot
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21:12–21:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_334of me admitting to cheating and 2 seconds
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21:16–21:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_335using, um, using Procreate on my phone.
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21:19–21:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_336Not even any fancy software or programs.
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21:22–21:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_337Not having any experience editing, photo
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21:25–21:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_338editing. A baby could do it.
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21:28–21:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_339You have nothing to worry about. Let's go
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21:38–21:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_340party. I don't know, what if I'm What if
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21:40–21:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_341I should be worried? For example,
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21:44–21:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_342this guy in the chat, Crab Milk. I can
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21:47–21:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_343just copy you. I can just screenshot your
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21:50–21:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_344name and then put it into a Discord chat
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21:52–21:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_345and pretend to be you saying that you
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21:54–21:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_346cheated on whoever you're with, and then
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21:56–21:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_347use that as proof to sue you. It's not
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21:59–22:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_348gonna work, is it?
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22:02–22:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_349Has she cheated on me? Not that I know of.
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22:08–22:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_350The only closest thing was when she
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22:12–22:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_351messaged the Australian guy, but we
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22:15–22:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_352weren't married then.
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22:16–22:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_353It's so annoying. I just want to— I just
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22:30–22:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_354want to be rid of her. I just want to get
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22:33–22:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_355the divorce— I mean, the marriage over
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22:37–22:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_356with, but I can't. There's, there's
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22:39–22:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_357nothing I can do according to this
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22:43–22:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_358website. It says— where's
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22:45–22:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_359that website I was on?
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22:49–22:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_360I've lost it now.
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22:59–22:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_361It said, can my spouse prevent a divorce
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23:04–23:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_362from happening? And it says,
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23:07–23:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_363unfortunately, unless, um,
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23:08–23:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_364you've been separated for 5 years, then
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23:11–23:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_365she can't prevent it from happening.
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23:13–23:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_366What a stupid system, isn't it? I always
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23:23–23:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_367saw those videos of people, of men talking
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23:27–23:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_368about why marriage is a con and why you
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23:30–23:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_369should never do it. And I always thought,
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23:34–23:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_370wow, those men sound kind of bitter and
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23:36–23:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_371sad and they're making a big fuss over
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23:39–23:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_372nothing. Now I kind of understand it. It
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23:42–23:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_373is a huge headache, isn't it? You get
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23:45–23:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_374yourself signed into a contract with
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23:47–23:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_375someone else and they can fuck you over.
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23:49–23:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_376If they choose to, and then it's not so
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23:54–23:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_377simple to just get divorced. You need—I
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23:58–24:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_378didn't know that you need both parties to
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24:01–24:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_379agree to it. I thought you can just say,
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24:04–24:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_380"I want to get divorced," and then you get
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24:06–24:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_381divorced.
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24:07–24:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_382Is she really suing? Yeah, that's what she
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24:17–24:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_383said she's gonna do. She said she's
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24:20–24:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_384already been to a solicitor and the
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24:23–24:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_385solicitor says she has enough evidence to
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24:24–24:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_386be able to sue me.
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24:26–24:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_387And you know what the irritating thing is
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24:32–24:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_388about it? She's not even serious when I
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24:35–24:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_389chat to her. She's— the way she's
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24:38–24:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_390chatting, you know, she's putting the
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24:40–24:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_391laugh sign at the end of sentences, the
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24:42–24:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_392Japanese lol. As if this is a big joke or
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24:45–24:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_393some kind of game. That she's not— it's
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24:48–24:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_394like she's drunk or something. Maybe she's
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24:51–24:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_395drunk.
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24:53–24:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_396It's like talking to a child.
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25:06–25:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_397And now she's trying to punish me by
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25:15–25:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_398saying that she won't divorce me and
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25:17–25:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_399she'll keep us married so, so that I have
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25:18–25:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_400to not see
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25:22–25:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_401And then she heard about my German—
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25:30–25:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_402Germany trip I was talking about.
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25:31–25:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_403I was planning a trip to Germany.
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25:35–25:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_404Still planning it. It's not going to stop
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25:42–25:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_405me from going.
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25:44–25:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_406And I haven't even talked about the
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25:55–25:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_407Germany trip on streams. I only talked
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25:56–25:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_408about it on the Discord server, so
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25:58–26:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_409obviously she's spying on the Discord
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26:00–26:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_410server.
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26:02–26:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_411Oh, and another irritating thing is she
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26:10–26:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_412wants me to delete all the videos that
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26:12–26:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_413she's in, otherwise she's gonna do a
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26:15–26:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_414copyright claim. Not a copyright claim,
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26:17–26:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_415she can't copyright claim it because it's
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26:19–26:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_416not her content, it's my content. I mean,
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26:23–26:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_417she's gonna do a privacy complaint.
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26:25–26:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_418So now I have to delete all the videos
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26:30–26:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_419where she's in them. I won't get a strike
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26:32–26:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_420for it because you don't get strikes for
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26:36–26:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_421privacy complaints. You just— you get a
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26:37–26:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_422warning from YouTube saying that you have
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26:39–26:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_423to blur out their face. Yeah, I could just
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26:41–26:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_424blur out her face and then I don't have to
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26:44–26:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_425take the video down. But if you don't blur
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26:46–26:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_426out the face, then YouTube takes the video
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26:49–26:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_427down. It says inappropriate content, but
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26:51–26:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_428they don't give you a strike. It happened
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26:53–26:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_429to me a few times before. I had a few
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26:55–26:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_430videos taken down because I ignored the
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26:58–27:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_431warning thing, thinking it was a scam or a
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27:01–27:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_432fake warning.
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27:04–27:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_433How old is she and why is she acting
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27:11–27:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_434immature? She's 38, and yeah,
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27:12–27:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_435she is immature. She's— she has this
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27:15–27:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_436vindictive side to her.
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27:18–27:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_437She's acting like a teenager.
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27:27–27:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_438I said, why don't you just agree to the
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27:41–27:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_439divorce, end it, and let's move on with
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27:43–27:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_440our lives? And then she kept going on
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27:47–27:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_441about how I was saying horrible things
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27:49–27:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_442about her on Discord, on streams. And then
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27:50–27:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_443she started lecturing me about hurting
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27:55–27:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_444people's feelings and saying that I'll
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27:57–27:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_445never find a girlfriend if I keep saying
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28:00–28:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_446horrible things and the same thing's just
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28:02–28:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_447gonna happen. I don't really care about
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28:04–28:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_448that right now. You're threatening to sue
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28:05–28:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_449me. I don't want your relationship advice.
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28:09–28:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_450Her more in legal fees than what she would
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28:13–28:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_451get from you. Thanks, John. I think she's
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28:16–28:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_452bluffing. I don't know, she sounds pretty
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28:19–28:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_453serious. I don't even know how much I'd
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28:21–28:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_454get sued for.
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28:25–28:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_455I don't know if sue is the right word. In
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28:29–28:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_456Japanese, it's called isharu, which is
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28:32–28:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_457like compensation money. If it's
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28:34–28:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_458a couple thousand, then don't really care
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28:38–28:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_459that I can spare a couple thousand. If
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28:41–28:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_460it's tens of thousands, then I'm effed. I
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28:43–28:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_461can't spare tens of thousands.
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28:46–28:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_462Do you think she's watching this stream
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28:55–28:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_463right now? Yeah, I bet she is.
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28:56–28:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_464Can she sue you when you're away? I don't
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29:03–29:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_465know. I don't know what powers the
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29:05–29:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_466Japanese court has if I'm here.
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29:09–29:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_467Everyone thought she was this angel, and
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29:24–29:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_468now all her true colors are coming out.
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29:27–29:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_469So petty, isn't it?
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29:30–29:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_470Do I know anyone in Osaka?
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29:37–29:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_471Yes, but I can't talk about it, otherwise
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29:41–29:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_472it'll be used as evidence against me.
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29:44–29:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_473Yeah, she's probably recording it as well,
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29:47–29:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_474although I'd be surprised if she knew how
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29:55–29:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_475to. And she doesn't even have a good
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29:57–29:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_476computer to record it. She has some crappy
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29:59–30:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_477laptop from 2010. Oh,
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30:02–30:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_478and she refused to send my stuff back.
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30:08–30:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_479She said moving and stuff is expensive and
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30:10–30:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_480she's gonna sell it.
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30:13–30:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_481Stop talking about her. She could sue for
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30:37–30:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_482defamation as well. Be careful. Ask your
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30:40–30:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_483lawyer for advice. Can she really sue for
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30:43–30:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_484defamation?
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30:47–30:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_485Has anyone on YouTube been sued for
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30:57–30:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_486defamation of character?
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31:00–31:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_487Let me think, because there's loads of
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31:09–31:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_488channels where they've made Videos
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31:11–31:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_489accusing some big celebrity of doing
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31:15–31:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_490things.
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31:18–31:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_491They could be sued then, couldn't they?
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31:23–31:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_492What does defamation mean? Does it mean
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31:38–31:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_493I'm making stuff up to make her sound bad?
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31:40–31:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_494But then she has to prove that I'm making
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31:42–31:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_495it up, doesn't she?
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31:44–31:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_496Don't save the stream. I would like to
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31:57–32:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_497save the stream. Do you think I should
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32:01–32:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_498take it down? It's already been recorded
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32:03–32:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_499anyway, so I might as well leave it up.
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32:05–32:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_500What am I gonna do? Well, firstly, I've
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32:11–32:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_501blocked her because I don't want to talk
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32:14–32:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_502to her anymore. I guess I
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32:16–32:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_503just have to wait and see if she's
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32:21–32:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_504actually gonna do what she said she's
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32:23–32:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_505gonna do, and then, and then see if
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32:25–32:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_506she has any power, if the Japanese court
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32:30–32:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_507has any power to make me do anything.
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32:33–32:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_508I heard some crazy story about a Japanese
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32:47–32:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_509man who was married, and then
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32:49–32:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_510he was hanging out with his coworker who's
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32:52–32:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_511a woman, and they weren't even sleeping
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32:55–32:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_512together. They were just hanging out and,
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32:57–32:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_513you know, going to do things together,
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32:59–33:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_514and the wife found out and successfully
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33:02–33:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_515sued both of them just for that. I can't
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33:05–33:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_516remember how much it was for though.
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33:09–33:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_517Isn't that stupid? It was something about
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33:12–33:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_518inappropriate relationship with another
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33:16–33:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_519woman. Just hanging out with another
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33:19–33:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_520woman.
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33:21–33:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_521I just don't understand how people can be
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33:38–33:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_522so petty. If I found out she cheated on
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33:40–33:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_523me, yeah, I'd be upset and angry, but I'd
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33:43–33:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_524just say, okay, let's— we're done. Let's
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33:46–33:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_525move on. Goodbye. I wouldn't try and get
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33:48–33:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_526money out of her to punish her. That's
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33:51–33:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_527just so stupid. How petty
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33:53–33:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_528do you have to be?
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33:57–33:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_529The only thing she'd get out of it is the
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34:12–34:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_530satisfaction of irritating me.
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34:13–34:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_531What does my mom think about it? She
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34:29–34:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_532doesn't know yet. I talked to my sister
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34:31–34:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_533about it. Let me see what my sister said.
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34:33–34:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_534My sister said I can just deny it.
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34:44–34:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_535I don't really care about going to Japan
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35:03–35:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_536anymore. I already said when I was in
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35:06–35:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_537Japan that I'm not interested in Japan
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35:08–35:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_538anymore. I'm done with Japan.
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35:11–35:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_539I already gave her £1,000 before she left,
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35:29–35:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_540and I would have been happy to give her
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35:37–35:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_541another £1,000 if she really needed it.
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35:38–35:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_542It's not about money,
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35:42–35:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_543it's just about her trying to get revenge
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35:45–35:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_544now.
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35:48–35:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_545I just— I don't understand why they would
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36:09–36:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_546make a contract, a system where if
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36:11–36:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_547one person wants to get out of it, they
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36:16–36:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_548can't unless the other person agrees to
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36:17–36:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_549as well. It's just so dumb.
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36:20–36:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_550Why— why legally force someone to stay in
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36:28–36:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_551a marriage when they obviously don't want
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36:30–36:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_552There must be a way for me to end the
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36:54–36:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_553marriage just by myself without needing
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36:57–36:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_554her consent. Without waiting for
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36:59–37:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_5555 years. Wait, having to wait for 5 years
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37:03–37:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_556is absurd. So is she just gonna stay
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37:05–37:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_557married to me for 5 years? Written and
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37:07–37:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_558published defamation is called libel.
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37:10–37:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_559Spoken defamation is slander. I thought it
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37:13–37:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_560She joked about staying married to me
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37:20–37:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_561until she finds her new boyfriend. She's
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37:23–37:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_562just being stupid.
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37:26–37:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_563Oh, thank you,
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37:37–37:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_564Rob. I can get free legal advice on these
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37:40–37:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_565websites. They offer free consultation,
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37:44–37:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_566which is good.
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37:46–37:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_567I guess I just need to speak to someone.
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37:50–37:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_568And explain my situation, ask them what I
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37:53–37:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_569should do, what I can do.
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37:55–37:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_570Call a lawyer now live.
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38:04–38:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_571I'm pretty sure I'd get in trouble for
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38:08–38:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_572that,
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38:10–38:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_573especially if they reveal their names or
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38:13–38:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_574business contacts.
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38:15–38:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_575How much would it cost me to get a lawyer?
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38:24–38:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_576How much would it cost
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38:30–38:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_577lawyer divorce advice UK?
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38:34–38:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_578I can't look up how much it costs because
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38:51–38:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_579the internet's so shit. Top divorce
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38:53–38:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_580lawyers for men.
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38:57–38:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_581The average cost of an uncontested divorce
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39:01–39:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_582if you are the one seeking the divorce and
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39:04–39:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_583Well, you pay £450 to £950 in solicitor's
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39:09–39:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_584fees and £550 in a divorce centre fee,
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39:13–39:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_585making a total of £1,000 to £1,500.
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39:16–39:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_586It's not a huge amount. Oh, thank you,
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39:20–39:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_587Z Neon. Do you publish through a separate
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39:23–39:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_588legal entity? What?
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39:26–39:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_589Do you publish through separate— publish
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39:30–39:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_590what? I'm not sure what you mean.
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39:33–39:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_591I don't have any assets. This house
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39:37–39:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_592belongs to my mum.
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39:39–39:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_593I don't understand why she wants to make
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39:56–39:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_594this difficult. Why? Just why,
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39:58–40:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_595why do people make life more difficult
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40:01–40:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_596than it needs to be? Yeah, I hurt her, I
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40:04–40:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_597did something bad. Can we just get
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40:07–40:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_598divorced and end it and move on with our
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40:09–40:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_599lives? None of us are getting any younger.
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40:12–40:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_600Why does she want to waste time and money?
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40:17–40:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_601It's going to cost her money as well, you
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40:19–40:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_602A divorce lawyer will give you peace of
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40:37–40:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_603mind.
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40:39–40:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_604Thanks, Andy. I don't know.
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40:45–40:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_605Well, I don't think there's much I can do
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40:56–40:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_606about it at this point, apart from keeping
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40:58–41:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_607my damn mouth shut about business trips
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41:01–41:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_608and cereal.
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41:06–41:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_609Because I hurt her feelings and not even
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41:20–41:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_610trying to get back to her. Didn't you
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41:23–41:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_611watch my last stream when I was sitting
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41:24–41:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_612here for 5 hours wondering if I should go
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41:26–41:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_613back to her? Did she not see that?
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41:29–41:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_614How can people say that I wasn't thinking
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41:35–41:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_615about getting back with her? I was.
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41:37–41:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_616Well, at least, at least I don't have to
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41:47–41:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_617worry about that anymore. I think it's
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41:48–41:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_618pretty easy to decide what to do now when
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41:52–41:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_619it comes to getting back together. As if
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41:57–41:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_620that would happen.
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41:59–42:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_621Imagine if she tricked me and she didn't
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42:03–42:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_622tell me about the whole suing thing, and
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42:07–42:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_623then I decided to go back. And as soon as
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42:09–42:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_624I landed, I got arrested, and then she,
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42:12–42:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_625she secretly sued me before I got there.
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42:15–42:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_626That would have been scary.
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42:18–42:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_627Good thing I didn't go back. People were
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42:26–42:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_628saying that I should go back. Yeah, good,
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42:30–42:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_629good thing I didn't listen to them.
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42:32–42:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_630If I went back, I would have been screwed.
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42:35–42:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_631That's why I always say never listen to
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42:42–42:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_632anyone.
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42:44–42:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_633I should have kept my mouth shut about the
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43:08–43:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_634London business trip. It was purely
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43:10–43:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_635business. I just went traveling and I saw
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43:14–43:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_636Buckingham Palace and the big Ferris
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43:18–43:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_637wheel. That was it. No business
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43:21–43:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_638deals were arranged. I deny all
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43:25–43:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_639the allegations.
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43:28–43:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_640Oh, I should have kept quiet about Germany
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43:37–43:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_641as well. I'm still gonna go to Germany.
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43:39–43:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_642Oh, thank you, Monique Smith.
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43:51–43:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_643It's gonna help. For my,
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43:53–43:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_644my lawyer fund. Imagine if I have to get a
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43:57–44:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_645lawyer. That's so sad.
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44:01–44:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_646Oh, did you see my last video where
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44:07–44:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_647I said that because I don't drive, I'm not
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44:11–44:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_648contributing to air pollution? And then
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44:14–44:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_649idiots were saying, but you fly to Japan
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44:15–44:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_650on a plane. Yeah, about once a
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44:19–44:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_651year, and even if I didn't fly, that plane
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44:22–44:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_652would still be flying, wouldn't it? Just
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44:24–44:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_653because I don't fly to Japan doesn't stop
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44:27–44:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_654the plane from taking off. It's still
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44:30–44:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_655gonna take off and carry all of those
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44:31–44:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_656other hundreds of passengers.
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44:33–44:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_657It's like they're saying it as if I have
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44:36–44:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_658my own private jet that I fly off in.
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44:38–44:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_659The planes are still gonna take off and
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44:43–44:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_660fly even if I don't go to Japan. Will,
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44:45–44:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_661won't they? The point about the car was I
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44:48–44:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_662don't have my own personal car that
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44:52–44:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_663adds to the traffic and pollution.
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44:56–44:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_664And then people saying, well, we have
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45:01–45:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_665electric cars. Yeah, do you know how
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45:02–45:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_666expensive electric cars are? And, and only
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45:04–45:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_667about 1% of drivers have an electric car
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45:08–45:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_668compared to normal cars. And And electric
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45:10–45:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_669cars run on electricity. Do you know how
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45:14–45:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_670the electricity is generated? By power
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45:16–45:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_671plants that are burning fossil fuels and
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45:19–45:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_672creating pollution. Nuclear power plants,
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45:23–45:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_673they might not be causing air pollution,
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45:26–45:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_674but they're causing— they're creating
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45:28–45:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_675radioactive waste.
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45:30–45:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_676Water-powered power plants, they're not,
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45:34–45:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_677they're not that There's not that many of
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45:38–45:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_678them. Most of the electricity in the UK
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45:40–45:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_679isn't generated by water or wind,
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45:43–45:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_680it's by gas and fossil fuels.
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45:47–45:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_681Oh, thank you, hiding in my apartment.
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45:52–45:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_682Uh, thank you, Tommy. Can you ask your
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45:55–45:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_683sister to sit on my face? No,
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45:58–45:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_684she no longer has a boyfriend, but she— I
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46:01–46:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_685know, I'm not, not going to say that,
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46:05–46:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_686actually. I shouldn't say that. Can you
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46:05–46:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_687ask your sister to sit on my face?
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46:07–46:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_688What else did people say? Uh,
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46:12–46:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_689I forgot what else I said in that video.
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46:16–46:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_690Yeah, the electric car point was kind of
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46:23–46:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_691stupid. They said, why don't you just get
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46:25–46:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_692an electric car? Yeah, I'll just go and
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46:29–46:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_693buy myself a £200,000 Tesla.
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46:31–46:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_694So I can go to all the places that I go.
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46:35–46:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_695Hmm.
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46:46–46:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_696Give us a resume of why she will sue you.
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47:03–47:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_697Because she believes that I cheated on her
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47:06–47:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_698when I went to London, and she has—
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47:10–47:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_699apparently she has proof and evidence that
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47:12–47:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_700she cross-checked with a solicitor, and
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47:17–47:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_701the solicitor says that she has grounds to
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47:19–47:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_702sue me, and now she's boasting about it.
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47:22–47:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_703She's boasting about how I can't come back
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47:26–47:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_704to Japan anymore.
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47:28–47:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_705Cheating isn't illegal. It's not illegal,
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47:37–47:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_706but you can get sued for it in Japan.
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47:41–47:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_707Compensate— you, you could get forced to
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47:44–47:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_708pay compensation money if you get caught.
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47:47–47:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_709I don't want to go back to Japan anyway.
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48:10–48:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_710Why would I want to go back? I have plenty
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48:14–48:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_711of business opportunities here in Europe.
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48:18–48:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_712I don't know how much she's suing me for.
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48:34–48:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_713Let me Google it.
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48:36–48:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_714How much Can you get sued for
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48:41–48:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_715marriage Japan?
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48:47–48:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_716Can my wife legally claim money from me
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48:56–48:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_717JapanGuy.com?
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48:59–48:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_718Everyone's just saying, ask a lawyer. I
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49:16–49:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_719hate when people do that. You go onto some
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49:18–49:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_720forum and then you ask for advice and
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49:20–49:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_721everyone's just telling you to ask a
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49:22–49:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_722lawyer or ask a doctor.
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49:24–49:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_723These replies are too long.
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49:29–49:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_72410 gay couples to sue authorities over
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49:32–49:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_725marriage discrimination. No, that's not
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49:35–49:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_726it. How much compensation
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49:37–49:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_727money cheating Japan
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49:42–49:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_728marriage?
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49:46–49:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_729I'm glad that Chihiro is doing this.
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49:49–49:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_730Well, I'm glad that you'll probably be
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49:51–49:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_731dead in 40 years' time, so who's laughing
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49:54–49:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_732now?
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49:57–49:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_733Botswana woman ordered to pay £4,000 in
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50:04–50:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_734compensation. £4,000 isn't much.
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50:07–50:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_735I make £4,000 in a day.
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50:11–50:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_736Well, day and a bit.
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50:16–50:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_737As long as it's not tens of thousands, I
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50:28–50:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_738don't really care. I'm rich.
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50:30–50:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_739But what happens after I pay it? We're
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50:38–50:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_740still not divorced, are we? We're still
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50:41–50:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_741married. And then what if she just refuses
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50:43–50:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_742to divorce me so I can't talk about my
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50:46–50:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_743sexual escapades?
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50:49–50:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_744That would be petty.
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50:54–50:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_745Why is Daniel ignoring Tomoko? Because I
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51:00–51:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_746have nothing to say to Tomoko, really.
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51:02–51:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_747Kind of disgusted about the fact that she
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51:04–51:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_748would leak out screenshots to, to that
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51:06–51:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_749other guy.
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51:09–51:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_750She's another crazy Japanese woman, isn't
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51:15–51:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_751she? Let's list off all the crazy Japanese
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51:18–51:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_752women I've met. The one who set herself on
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51:21–51:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_753fire and cheated on her husband. The one
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51:24–51:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_754that wants to have my babies after 2
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51:26–51:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_755weeks. The one that lied
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51:27–51:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_756about her age. The one that tried to—
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51:34–51:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_757trying to sue me now.
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51:38–51:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_758The one that would leave her daughter
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51:43–51:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_759alone at home while she came and slept
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51:45–51:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_760with me in a hotel overnight.
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51:47–51:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_761Why is she suing me? Because she thinks I
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52:00–52:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_762cheated and she has evidence,
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52:02–52:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_763apparently.
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52:06–52:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_764Is my dating style attracting psycho
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52:13–52:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_765women, or do the women become psycho after
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52:15–52:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_766dating me? I'm pretty sure they're psycho
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52:17–52:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_767before because this— the fire woman, she
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52:20–52:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_768set herself on fire before she met me,
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52:23–52:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_769not after. She had the scars already.
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52:25–52:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_770No, this was a different woman from about
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52:35–52:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_7716 years ago who had depression. She tried
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52:36–52:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_772to kill herself,
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52:39–52:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_773but she failed. She didn't do a very good
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52:43–52:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_774job at it. I might have to take this
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52:46–52:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_775stream down now for saying that.
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52:49–52:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_776How will she sue you if she's in Japan and
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53:02–53:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_777you're in the UK? I don't know. I'm really
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53:05–53:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_778curious to see if she'll be able to do
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53:07–53:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_779anything whilst I'm here in the UK.
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53:08–53:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_780She thinks I'm planning on going back to
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53:12–53:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_781Japan soon, which is wrong.
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53:14–53:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_782It would be really surprising if she could
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53:48–53:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_783do anything. I mean, what's gonna happen?
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53:50–53:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_784Are the English police gonna knock on my
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53:54–53:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_785door and arrest me because I didn't pay
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53:56–53:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_786up?
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53:59–53:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_787Oh, this SIM card is terrible.
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54:22–54:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_788The network coverage is just Rubbish here.
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54:27–54:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_789That's pretty good. I'll take that.
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54:31–54:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_790Anyway,
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54:37–54:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_791yeah, she was moaning about me because I
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54:42–54:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_792was badmouthing her on the Discord server,
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54:44–54:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_793and I said, why do you keep coming on the
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54:46–54:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_794Discord server when you know I'll probably
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54:48–54:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_795be badmouthing you and other people?
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54:49–54:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_796That's just kind of what I do. Yeah,
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54:53–54:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_797everyone badmouths people. There's no one
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54:54–54:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_798alive on this earth that doesn't badmouth
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54:56–54:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_799anyone. So even she does it. She would
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54:59–55:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_800badmouth loads of people in front of me.
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55:01–55:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_801Oh, thank you, Anonymous.
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55:07–55:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_802I'm a lawyer in Japan. You're looking at
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55:11–55:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_80310— oh, stop, stop pranking me.
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55:12–55:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_804Are Korean girls better than Japanese
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55:18–55:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_805girls? I don't know, they're all the same
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55:20–55:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_806really. At the end of the day, they have
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55:22–55:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_8072 holes.
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55:25–55:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_808Where can I find the Discord server? I
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55:32–55:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_809updated the Discord link in the
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55:33–55:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_810description. It kept expiring.
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55:36–55:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_811Why is my light so dim?
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55:40–55:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_812Daniel gets 4,000 a day. No, I don't. I
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56:05–56:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_813was just joking. You see, sometimes I say
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56:08–56:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_814things that aren't true.
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56:12–56:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_815Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that?
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56:18–56:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_816Did you see that? Holy shit,
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56:22–56:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_817that was, that was some live cam cat
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56:26–56:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_818action. Who saw that?
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56:28–56:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_819Who saw those 2 cats rocket across the
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56:34–56:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_820driveway? What the hell is going on? Was
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56:38–56:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_821that Mimo?
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56:41–56:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_822That was funny. Oh, I knew this would
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56:45–56:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_823be a good idea. At first I thought it was
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56:48–56:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_824little flies, but it was 2 cats.
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56:52–56:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_825Oh, there's a man. Who's that?
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56:58–56:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_826That was so quick, they shot across like a
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57:03–57:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_827bullet. And my cat Mimo keeps catching
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57:05–57:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_828rabbits. There's a load of dead rabbits
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57:08–57:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_829outside. She doesn't eat them, she just
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57:10–57:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_830catches them and then dumps them out
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57:12–57:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_831there. I was thinking, oh, it's a good
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57:13–57:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_832thing because now we don't have to feed
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57:15–57:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_833her. But she catches the rabbit,
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57:17–57:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_834sometimes she brings them inside and
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57:20–57:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_835they're still alive because the rabbits
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57:24–57:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_836play dead and they wait until they can get
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57:25–57:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_837away and then they start running. And one
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57:29–57:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_838time we had a baby rabbit running around
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57:29–57:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_839inside the house, had to catch it. I
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57:32–57:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_840caught it and then it died anyway from a
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57:35–57:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_841heart attack, maybe. Probably not. I don't
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57:37–57:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_842want children. What a headache that would
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57:41–57:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_843be.
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57:43–57:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_844I want to see if the cat comes back.
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57:48–57:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_845Why is Tomo in here? I don't know. I
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57:54–57:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_846thought she was leaving YouTube because I,
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57:56–57:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_847I embarrassed her so much.
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58:00–58:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_848I don't think I'd be a bad dad. It's just
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58:09–58:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_849that I would do things differently. I
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58:13–58:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_850wouldn't send it to school. I would
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58:14–58:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_851homeschool it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what's
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58:16–58:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_852happening? We have activity. That's a new
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58:18–58:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_853cat. I haven't seen that cat before. It's
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58:22–58:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_854black and it has white socks.
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58:25–58:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_855Don't get run over. I bet it lives at the
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58:29–58:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_856gypsy's place. They have a few cats now.
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58:32–58:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_857Oh, thank you, Lumi Raya. Stop worrying,
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58:45–58:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_858nothing can happen. I'm 100% sure. Are you
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58:48–58:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_859really sure? I'll take your word, but if
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58:51–58:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_860something does happen, then I'm blaming
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58:54–58:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_861you. Everyone screenshot that.
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58:55–58:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_862I'll blame all of you for
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58:58–59:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_863reassuring me. Why is my
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59:03–59:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_864light so dim? I don't understand.
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59:07–59:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_865Does Mimo kill stuff and bring it to you
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59:18–59:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_866as a present? Yeah, she brings mice. And
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59:20–59:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_867rabbits.
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59:22–59:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_868And it was snowing about an hour ago.
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59:27–59:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_869It's snowing outside. Couldn't believe it,
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59:30–59:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_870snowing in April.
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59:32–59:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_871I'm just joining in, please reiterate.
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59:37–59:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_872Okay, for the people who just joined, my
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59:39–59:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_873wife sent me a message just saying that
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59:42–59:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_874she's going to sue me for adultery And
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59:44–59:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_875she has proof, screenshots, the SD card,
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59:48–59:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_876and she has recordings of me admitting to
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59:56–59:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_877it. I didn't admit to anything.
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59:59–59:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_878I don't know how strong her proof is. I
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1:00:24–1:00:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_879don't think it would count as proof
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1:00:27–1:00:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_880unless— I don't know.
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1:00:29–1:00:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_881Why do I wear the same hoodie every day?
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1:00:33–1:00:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_882Because I only have 2. The other one's a
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1:00:35–1:00:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_883Just like my business trip. I'm— no,
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1:00:42–1:00:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_884that's not something I shouldn't be saying
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1:00:46–1:00:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_885that.
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1:00:49–1:00:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_886Oh, oh, oh, is that Mimo? That's Mimo.
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1:00:53–1:00:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_887Where'd she come from?
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1:00:57–1:00:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_888I love it that she's gonna sue you. She
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1:01:01–1:01:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_889won't be able to, but I still love the
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1:01:03–1:01:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_890clickbait. It's pretty good clickbait,
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1:01:04–1:01:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_891isn't it? It's not clickbait because it's
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1:01:07–1:01:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_892true. She is going to try. I don't know,
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1:01:09–1:01:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_893that's what she said. I'm only telling you
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1:01:12–1:01:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_894what she told me, and if she said she's
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1:01:15–1:01:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_895going to sue, then I'm going to assume
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1:01:19–1:01:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_896that she's going to sue.
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1:01:22–1:01:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_897I tend to believe people when they say
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1:01:26–1:01:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_898things. If you just assume everyone's
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1:01:28–1:01:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_899lying all the time or joking, then society
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1:01:32–1:01:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_900will fall apart. Yoda never get chased by
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1:01:35–1:01:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_901dogs walking down street. I have never
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1:01:43–1:01:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_903street. If I did, I'd probably kick it in
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1:01:45–1:01:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_904the face. I hate those little tiny yappy
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1:01:51–1:01:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_906it a good boot in the ribs. Oh, my mum's
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1:01:54–1:01:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_907Maybe my mum can give me some good legal
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1:02:01–1:02:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_908She can try, but she won't win. Daniel, I
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1:02:11–1:02:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_909used to hate your videos, but man, I grew
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1:02:13–1:02:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_910to like your personality. Thanks, these
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1:02:15–1:02:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_911comments of reassurance are very helpful.
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1:02:17–1:02:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_912I was really panicking about An hour ago.
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1:02:21–1:02:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_913What's my mum doing? Oh, you may have
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1:02:30–1:02:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_914noticed my dad's car is gone because we
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1:02:32–1:02:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_915had it towed away. My mum said it was
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1:02:35–1:02:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_916making her sad to see it.
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1:02:37–1:02:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_917I just can't wait to get this stupid
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1:02:52–1:02:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_918marriage over with.
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1:02:55–1:02:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_919Why did I get married? Everyone was
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1:02:58–1:03:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_920telling me, don't get married, she's gonna
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1:03:01–1:03:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_921fuck you over, and I didn't listen to
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1:03:04–1:03:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_922Didn't listen.
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1:03:10–1:03:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_923Did I try to read Japanese law about
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1:03:16–1:03:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_924adultery? No, but I read some articles
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1:03:18–1:03:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_925about Japanese guys getting sued by their
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1:03:21–1:03:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_926wives. They won't extradite
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1:03:24–1:03:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_927for civil cases. I don't know what
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1:03:28–1:03:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_928extradite means.
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1:03:29–1:03:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_929If I murdered someone in Japan, I guess
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1:03:33–1:03:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_930then I'd be in trouble even if I was here.
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1:03:36–1:03:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_931Better don't stress, Dan. Oh, thanks,
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1:03:38–1:03:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_932Azrael. I don't know if you
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1:03:41–1:03:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_933can see this massive pimple I have here.
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1:03:45–1:03:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_934I'm getting a lot of pimples right now.
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1:03:48–1:03:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_935Oh, thank you,
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1:03:54–1:03:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_936CLG. Did I mail the divorce papers back?
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1:03:58–1:04:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_937Yeah, I mailed them yesterday, but now
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1:04:00–1:04:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_938she's saying that she's not gonna file
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1:04:02–1:04:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_939them. So that she can screw me over by
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1:04:04–1:04:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_940forcing me to remain in the marriage.
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1:04:09–1:04:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_941My mum's coming. What do you think of
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1:04:16–1:04:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_942Sweden? I've never been to Sweden. I went
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1:04:18–1:04:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_943to Norway, but it was a bit boring.
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1:04:22–1:04:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_944Mum, she said she's gonna sue me! That
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1:04:26–1:04:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_945woman! Which one? Chihiro.
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1:04:30–1:04:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_946How I? I told you I'm streaming.
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1:04:33–1:04:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_947Be careful what you say.
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1:04:38–1:04:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_948What did I say? Be careful what you say.
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1:04:41–1:04:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_949They're they're listening. Then why are
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1:04:45–1:04:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_950you shouting at me for? Because you were
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1:04:48–1:04:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_951coming here. She said she going to sue
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1:04:50–1:04:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_952you. Not surprised. Don't expose me,
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1:04:53–1:04:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_953Mum. Huh?
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1:04:57–1:04:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_954Can they see me?
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1:05:02–1:05:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_955I'm scared now. Don't say anything.
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1:05:07–1:05:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_956She's, she's watching me. My wife.
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1:05:11–1:05:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_957She'll, she'll use it as evidence.
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1:05:15–1:05:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_958She said she's gonna sue me for cheating.
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1:05:21–1:05:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_959She got your letter? Yeah, she said she's
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1:05:27–1:05:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_960not gonna divorce me now. Why divorce
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1:05:30–1:05:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_961her? She's a nice girl. She's not nice,
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1:05:34–1:05:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_962she's gonna sue me. Of course.
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1:05:37–1:05:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_963I'm worried she's gonna say something.
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1:05:46–1:05:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_964She hasn't gotten it yet, but she said
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1:05:51–1:05:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_965she's not gonna send it off. She's gonna
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1:05:53–1:05:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_966sue me first.
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1:05:56–1:05:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_967I was sweating. My mum just
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1:06:01–1:06:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_968blabs sometimes.
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1:06:05–1:06:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_969Like my sister when she, she snitched on
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1:06:10–1:06:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_970me about the taxi. And the aeroplane,
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1:06:14–1:06:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_971saying that I didn't pay for it,
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1:06:17–1:06:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_972making me look bad in front of my friends.
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1:06:20–1:06:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_973Oh, oh, thank you,
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1:06:25–1:06:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_974Lumi, again.
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1:06:29–1:06:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_975She just said, why'd you want to divorce
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1:06:35–1:06:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_976her? She's a nice girl. Yeah, really nice,
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1:06:38–1:06:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_977really mature. Isn't she?
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1:06:40–1:06:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_978What's the worst that can happen? I don't
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1:06:53–1:06:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_979know how much the fine would be. What if
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1:06:55–1:06:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_980the fine is £20,000?
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1:06:56–1:06:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_981I could start a GoFundMe.
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1:07:01–1:07:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_982I'd have to pay using my dad's
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1:07:11–1:07:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_983inheritance. How scummy would that be? My
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1:07:13–1:07:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_984dad dies and then she sues me and takes
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1:07:16–1:07:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_985his money that was supposed to be for me
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1:07:18–1:07:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_986after everything my dad and my mum did for
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1:07:21–1:07:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_987her. Even after how nice my dad treated
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1:07:24–1:07:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_988her, welcomed her into the family unlike
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1:07:28–1:07:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_989her mum, paid for her trip to Malaysia and
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1:07:30–1:07:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_990England, and then she's gonna sue me and
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1:07:33–1:07:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_991try and take The money that he left for
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1:07:35–1:07:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_992me. Talk about scummy.
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1:07:39–1:07:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_993Even I wouldn't do that.
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1:07:44–1:07:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_994Good job giving her ideas. She's probably
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1:07:49–1:07:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_995already thought about it.
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1:07:51–1:07:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_996Maybe I shouldn't have cheated. I didn't
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1:07:58–1:07:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_997cheat. When did I say
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1:08:00–1:08:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_998I cheated? I went to London on a business
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1:08:06–1:08:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1000What, I can't go to London without being
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1:08:15–1:08:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1001accused of cheating now?
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1:08:18–1:08:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1002As long as you stay out of Japan, you're
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1:08:25–1:08:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1003good. Even if probably she doesn't do
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1:08:27–1:08:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1004anything, lawsuits are expensive. Yeah,
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1:08:29–1:08:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1005let's see if she's willing to pay for all
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1:08:31–1:08:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1006those lawsuits.
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1:08:33–1:08:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1007I uploaded a video today called Burying My
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1:08:40–1:08:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1008Dad. I don't know if I'll make it public
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1:08:44–1:08:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1009now because of all this. I have to save it
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1:08:47–1:08:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1010What evidence does she have? Well, she
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1:08:56–1:08:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1011says that she has the SD card,
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1:08:58–1:08:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1012and on that SD card I do have screenshots
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1:09:03–1:09:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1013of me and a girl Skyping each other. Stop
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1:09:07–1:09:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1015can be used in a divorce court. And then
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1:09:10–1:09:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1016she says she has screenshots of a
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1:09:14–1:09:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1017conversation I don't know about because
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1:09:16–1:09:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1018she won't tell me. She said, why should I
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1:09:18–1:09:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1019show you my evidence?
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1:09:19–1:09:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1020So I don't know if she's bluffing.
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1:09:23–1:09:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1021Stop disclosing personal financial info.
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1:09:27–1:09:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1022I didn't. What, what financial
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1:09:30–1:09:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1023info? I just said something. I can't
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1:09:34–1:09:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1024remember now. What's on the SD card? Be
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1:09:37–1:09:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1025honest. I already told you, it's
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1:09:43–1:09:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1027conversation with someone. And, um,
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1:09:49–1:09:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1029nudes.
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1:09:52–1:09:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1030But what if she photoshopped stuff and
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1:10:09–1:10:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1031then puts on the SD card and then claims
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1:10:11–1:10:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1032it's mine? How easy would that be? You
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1:10:14–1:10:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1033just go onto Google and type in Skype
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1:10:16–1:10:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1034conversation with girl, and then you edit
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1:10:20–1:10:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1036me. Look, you can do it right now. I
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1:10:23–1:10:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1037challenge you right now. Screenshot my
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1:10:25–1:10:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1038face right now, and then go onto Skype,
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1:10:28–1:10:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1039make a phone call with someone, video
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1:10:31–1:10:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1040call, and then just screenshot that, and
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1:10:33–1:10:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1041then edit out yourself or the guy, and
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1:10:36–1:10:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1042then just paste in my face that you've
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1:10:37–1:10:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1043screenshotted now, and then you can say,
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1:10:40–1:10:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1044oh look, Daniel was Skyping With a girl.
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1:10:41–1:10:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1045Send your submissions to me to show you
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1:10:45–1:10:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1046how easy it is.
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1:10:49–1:10:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1047So easy. The files are dated.
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1:10:54–1:10:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1048What if the files were dated from when I
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1:11:00–1:11:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1049copied and pasted it, not from when I
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1:11:03–1:11:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1050created it? Send your wife a dick pic with
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1:11:05–1:11:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1051the caption She already
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1:11:09–1:11:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1052has my dick pic.
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1:11:13–1:11:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1053I could send her the video of my business
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1:11:19–1:11:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1054trip to London and show her that nothing
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1:11:22–1:11:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1055happened. I don't understand
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1:11:25–1:11:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1056why she's pissed off though, that she knew
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1:11:30–1:11:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1057that that
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1:11:31–1:11:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1058I'm interested in other girls. Hiding in
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1:11:37–1:11:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1059my cell. Hahaha.
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1:11:40–1:11:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1060Livestream from my prison cell. She knew,
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1:18:38–1:18:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1180I think I should say no.
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1:19:12–1:19:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1187how many people are here? Nearly 900.
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1:19:48–1:19:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1200A lot of people didn't find it very funny,
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1:20:51–1:20:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1211subbed to me? Oh, thank you, Andy, that's
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1:20:53–1:20:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1212very generous for that $50.
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1:20:57–1:21:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1213Congratulations on your newfound freedom.
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1:21:07–1:21:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1214Now let's go dancing, lover boy.
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1:21:11–1:21:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1215Lover boy. What is that pronunciation?
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1:21:24–1:21:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1218sue him. Yeah,
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1:21:49–1:21:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1227That's a new one. I've never seen that one
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1:21:55–1:21:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1228And then someone said, if you're such a
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1:22:13–1:22:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1229good person, um, tell us about the good
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1:22:37–1:22:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1237well. $10 for the Chihiro fund. Oh,
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1:22:40–1:22:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1239What else have I done that's good?
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1:22:45–1:22:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1240Um, I chatted to fans and that made them
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1:23:15–1:23:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1247What else have I done? I saved a rabbit
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1:23:37–1:23:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1252Um, I don't know. I don't
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1:23:50–1:23:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1256across the street.
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1:24:00–1:24:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1259I hope so, because boy, have I got stories
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1:24:09–1:24:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1260for you. That cat's pissing all over the
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1:24:12–1:24:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1261place. Look at it. Marking its territory.
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1:24:15–1:24:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1262If Toffee was still alive, he'd give it a
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1:24:21–1:24:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1263good whacking.
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1:24:23–1:24:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1264Oh yeah, my Instagram, Rabbit— Rabbits Ate
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1:24:33–1:24:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1265My Family. Please follow me. I'm nearly at
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1:24:35–1:24:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_12667K followers. Overtook that twat Toshi.
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1:24:38–1:24:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1267He's stuck at 5.8K. Ha!
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1:24:42–1:24:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1268Thinks he's so good because he hitchhikes
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1:24:56–1:24:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1273Ooh la la.
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1:25:23–1:25:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1275skills and he can get a white pretty
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1:25:26–1:25:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1276girlfriend, huh?
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1:25:29–1:25:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1277Huh, yeah, well, I have more followers.
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1:25:32–1:25:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1278Why do I have a cam in my front yard? So I
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1:25:38–1:25:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1279can see what's happening, mainly. It's
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1:25:44–1:25:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1281But she's crazy if she thinks I'm never
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1:25:59–1:26:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1282gonna say anything bad about her at all on
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1:26:05–1:26:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1284then I'm gonna answer honestly. And it's
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1:26:12–1:26:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1286there are things that I could complain
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1:26:14–1:26:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1287about her. But why does she keep checking?
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1:26:16–1:26:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1288I don't understand why she keeps snooping
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1:26:19–1:26:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1289around. What is she looking for?
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1:26:21–1:26:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1290I said to her, let's get divorced, about
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1:26:30–1:26:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1292So why is she still snooping around,
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1:26:53–1:26:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1300But no, she wants me to act all nice and
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1:27:44–1:27:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1309That's basically it, isn't it? Not even 10
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1:28:17–1:28:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1316Um, um, Australian guy.
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1:28:35–1:28:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1322So it's okay for her to do it but not okay
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1:28:45–1:28:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1324What a hypocrite.
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1:28:49–1:28:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1325And you can call me all the names you
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1:29:05–1:29:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1330This all sounds like unnecessary drama
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1:29:16–1:29:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1331that you don't need. Sign the papers and
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1:29:44–1:29:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1342I hate this GoPro case, it's so difficult
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1:29:58–1:29:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1346Idiots. Don't know what they want people
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1:30:03–1:30:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1347to snap their fingernails off to open
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1:30:06–1:30:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1349Am I intimidated by Kanae? No,
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1:30:40–1:30:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1358Some guy got sent to jail for 28 days
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1:30:58–1:31:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1360at Jeremy Corbyn. So if you get 28 days
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1:31:04–1:31:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1362get just for punching me. So if you're
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1:31:19–1:31:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1368wounds will heal. And then you'll look
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1:31:24–1:31:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1370I'll look like the poor person who got
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1:31:39–1:31:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1375beating up a skinny little 5-foot-9 guy,
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1:31:45–1:31:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1377It's kind of stupid of him trying to fight
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1:31:52–1:31:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1378me. Can you imagine me standing next to
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1:31:54–1:31:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1379him? I look like a little twig.
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1:32:11–1:32:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1383I don't want to fight people, even if he
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1:32:30–1:32:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1386want to fight someone because he doesn't
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1:32:36–1:32:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1388me. A lot of people don't like me. I don't
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1:32:38–1:32:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1389want to beat them up. Beating them up
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1:32:40–1:32:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1390isn't going to benefit me. Okay, maybe
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1:32:43–1:32:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1391I'll feel good about it if I successfully
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1:32:46–1:32:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1392beat them up, but I'm not interested in
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1:32:48–1:32:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1393beating people up. Okay.
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1:32:52–1:32:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1394I don't approve of physical violence
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1:33:01–1:33:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1395unless it involves my hand beating on my
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1:33:06–1:33:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1396Daniel Jr.
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1:33:09–1:33:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1397Did I watch Roadie in Japan's reaction to
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1:33:14–1:33:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1398my content? No, but I did notice a few of
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1:33:17–1:33:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1399his comments of him saying creepy stuff
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1:33:19–1:33:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1400about my sister, which is a bit weird.
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1:33:21–1:33:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1401Oh, opened it.
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1:33:27–1:33:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1402You said you would kick a small dog.
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1:33:35–1:33:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1403Yeah, I would like to if it was barking at
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1:33:37–1:33:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1404me, but I wouldn't actually do it.
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1:33:39–1:33:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1405There's a lot of things I'd like to do,
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1:33:42–1:33:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1406but I wouldn't actually do.
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1:33:43–1:33:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1407How many times do I beat Daniel Jr.?
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1:33:54–1:33:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1408Today, only twice.
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1:33:57–1:33:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1409But then sometimes I think about my
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1:34:01–1:34:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1410upcoming business trip to Germany and get—
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1:34:03–1:34:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1411I get a bit excited. I watched,
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1:34:07–1:34:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1412um, how can I word this?
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1:34:10–1:34:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1413I watched German videos for
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1:34:15–1:34:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1414the first time ever. German women sound
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1:34:19–1:34:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1415kind of hot when they're doing business,
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1:34:23–1:34:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1416I have to say.
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1:34:27–1:34:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1417They don't do that irritating screeching
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1:34:32–1:34:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1418that Japanese women do. They sound like
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1:34:34–1:34:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1419they're enjoying it.
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1:34:38–1:34:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1420I have a girl in Germany. No, I can't, I
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1:34:50–1:34:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1421can't say that now because I'll get sued.
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1:34:53–1:34:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1422Let's just say I have a business contact.
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1:34:56–1:34:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1423I have a— what's the word— liaison.
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1:35:02–1:35:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1424No, it's not business.
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1:35:08–1:35:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1425I don't want her to think that it's only
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1:35:12–1:35:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1426business.
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1:35:15–1:35:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1427I am still looking for love. A lot of
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1:35:20–1:35:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1428people don't understand me, or they
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1:35:23–1:35:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1429misunderstand me. They think I'm only
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1:35:24–1:35:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1430interested in cereal, but I'm, I'm looking
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1:35:25–1:35:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1431for love. I'm not just looking for
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1:35:27–1:35:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1432one-bottle stands. I would
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1:35:30–1:35:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1433like to find the one and then settle down.
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1:35:34–1:35:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1434It's just I, I've never found the one yet.
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1:35:37–1:35:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1435I don't care how many bowls of cereal I
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1:35:44–1:35:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1436have to get through to find the one. I
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1:35:46–1:35:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1437will devour the entire shelf
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1:35:48–1:35:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1438of cereal in the supermarket if it means
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1:35:53–1:35:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1439I have to— if that means— if that's what I
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1:35:56–1:35:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1440have to do to To find the one bowl.
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1:35:59–1:36:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1441It's hard, it's not easy.
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1:36:04–1:36:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1442Oh, I can smell something very nice
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1:36:08–1:36:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1443cooking.
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1:36:10–1:36:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1444I'm just looking for love and settle down,
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1:36:15–1:36:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1445to find someone, you know, to spend the
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1:36:18–1:36:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1446rest of my life with in my £1 million
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1:36:21–1:36:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1447valued home.
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1:36:25–1:36:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1448Am I going there for a sausage fest? Yes,
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1:36:33–1:36:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1449I'm going to sample the German sausage
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1:36:35–1:36:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1450that's on offer.
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1:36:40–1:36:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1451The German sausage sampling trip.
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1:36:43–1:36:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1452Going to sample the goods that they have.
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1:36:48–1:36:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1453I kind of like the way I have to code word
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1:36:54–1:36:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1454everything now. It just makes it kind of
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1:36:57–1:36:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1455challenging in a fun way. It was boring
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1:36:59–1:37:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1456when I could just say all these gross
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1:37:01–1:37:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1457words. I do miss saying the explicit
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1:37:04–1:37:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1458words now and then. I just want to say
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1:37:08–1:37:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1459sometimes I can't say it now. I'd get
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1:37:10–1:37:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1460in trouble, get spanked.
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1:37:15–1:37:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1461You will probably never find love. No,
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1:37:27–1:37:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1463there that I could fall in love with,
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1:37:30–1:37:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1464and then she'll break my heart,
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1:37:34–1:37:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1465and then I'll write a hateful song about
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1:37:38–1:37:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1466Will I now be learning German? No, I'm not
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1:37:54–1:37:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1467learning languages anymore. I'm done,
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1:37:58–1:38:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1468done with that.
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1:38:01–1:38:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1469Oh shit, she's watching this stream.
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1:38:10–1:38:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1470I don't think— I'm
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1:38:15–1:38:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1471not sure. I already scared away one
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1:38:23–1:38:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1472business contact because I talked too much
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1:38:24–1:38:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1473about it. I don't, I don't really know
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1:38:26–1:38:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1474what she wants though. Is she looking for
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1:38:29–1:38:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1475a relationship? I'm not saying that we
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1:38:33–1:38:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1476should rush into a relationship.
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1:38:36–1:38:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1477Shit, I'm gonna get sued for this.
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1:38:40–1:38:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1478I'm not saying that I'm not interested in
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1:38:44–1:38:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1479a relationship, but then I'm not saying
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1:38:47–1:38:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1480that I expect one from you.
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1:38:50–1:38:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1481We'll just see how it goes. You know, if
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1:38:58–1:39:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1482it happens, it'll happen. If it doesn't,
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1:39:00–1:39:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1483then maybe
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1:39:02–1:39:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1484we can stay friends.
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1:39:10–1:39:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1485I'm gonna get sued.
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1:39:21–1:39:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1486I said to my wife that I blocked her, but
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1:39:42–1:39:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1487I didn't really. Hopefully she thinks I
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1:39:44–1:39:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1488blocked her and she doesn't message me.
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1:39:47–1:39:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1489What's she gonna do? Is she gonna say,
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1:39:48–1:39:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1490oh, I just came back from the lawyer, he
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1:39:50–1:39:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1491said that you have to pay me £20,000?
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1:39:52–1:39:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1492Or else the Japanese Yakuza will
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1:39:57–1:40:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1493come and remove your kneecaps.
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1:40:00–1:40:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1494Seriously, what are they gonna do?
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1:40:05–1:40:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1495Are the English police gonna come and
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1:40:09–1:40:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1496make me pay £2,000?
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1:40:13–1:40:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1497I'm not scared. And if her biggest
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1:40:17–1:40:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1498win over me is me not being able to go
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1:40:22–1:40:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1499back to Japan or else I get arrested, I
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1:40:25–1:40:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1500don't really care, you know. I'm done with
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1:40:27–1:40:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1501Japan. I, I've been to Japan 8 times.
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1:40:29–1:40:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1502I've sampled all of the cereal that Japan
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1:40:33–1:40:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1503has to offer. I'm ready to spread my wings
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1:40:36–1:40:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1504to, to other,
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1:40:39–1:40:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1505other places now.
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1:40:42–1:40:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1506Is she your first white business partner?
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1:41:01–1:41:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1507No, but I can't tell you about the first
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1:41:07–1:41:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1508one. Friends are nice, but full-on cereal
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1:41:08–1:41:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1509is where it's at. Grinning face with big
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1:41:11–1:41:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1510eyes. Oh, thank you, Andy.
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1:41:14–1:41:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1511Japanese law doesn't work outside of
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1:41:19–1:41:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1512Japan, so maybe you can avoid the lawsuit
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1:41:20–1:41:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1513by not going there anymore. Oh, then I'm
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1:41:23–1:41:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1514banned from Japan, aren't I? Who the hell
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1:41:26–1:41:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1515do they think they are? We won the war.
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1:41:28–1:41:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1516Now they're acting like they, they own us.
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1:41:35–1:41:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1517They should be lucky. They should be
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1:41:40–1:41:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1518That, um, you know what,
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1:41:47–1:41:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1519do I still want to date Japanese girls?
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1:41:51–1:41:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1520Not really. So I wouldn't say
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1:41:57–1:42:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1521no if she was hot, but I'm
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1:42:01–1:42:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1522not, I'm not obsessed with them anymore
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1:42:04–1:42:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1523like I used to be. What have I done
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1:42:06–1:42:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1524to warrant being sued? Well, apparently
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1:42:11–1:42:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1525I'm being accused of cheating and
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1:42:14–1:42:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1526adultery.
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1:42:16–1:42:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1527Hope she wins, you scumbag. Shut up. Go
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1:42:21–1:42:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1528suck on her sausage.
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1:42:25–1:42:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1529Boo Bowser.
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1:42:28–1:42:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1530Weird username that doesn't even mean
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1:42:32–1:42:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1531anything. Can't even make a good YouTube
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1:42:34–1:42:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1532username. What a loser. Plays Mario.
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1:42:38–1:42:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1533Look, it's that big fat dragon from Mario.
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1:42:41–1:42:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1534What a loser. Only babies play Mario.
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1:42:43–1:42:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1535Play a real man's game like Rainbow Six,
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1:42:48–1:42:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1536then come back and talk.
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1:42:50–1:42:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1537Have I told a lawyer yet? No,
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1:42:54–1:42:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1538but a lot of you guys have reassured me
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1:42:58–1:42:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1539that I don't have anything to worry about,
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1:43:00–1:43:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1540so I'm feeling pretty good now. Actually,
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1:43:01–1:43:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1541it's a bit shocked that she would resort
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1:43:04–1:43:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1542to this, but she
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1:43:07–1:43:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1543is a woman after all.
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1:43:11–1:43:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1544Shit, I need to be careful about
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1:43:17–1:43:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1545Maybe I should start— oh, I don't want to.
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1:43:38–1:43:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1546What if someone's catfishing me to
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1:43:44–1:43:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1547trick me into meeting up for business,
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1:43:49–1:43:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1548and then they screenshot the conversation,
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1:43:53–1:43:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1549send it to my wife as proof?
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1:43:55–1:43:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1550So anyone could be on her side trying to
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1:44:04–1:44:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1551trick me. It might even be a girl who's
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1:44:07–1:44:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1552trying to trick me.
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1:44:11–1:44:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1553Fuck.
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1:44:18–1:44:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1554I need to get this stupid marriage
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1:44:24–1:44:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1555Some hot girl might message me, flirt with
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1:44:32–1:44:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1556me, and then trick me into sending nudes,
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1:44:35–1:44:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1557and then trick me into meeting up, and
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1:44:38–1:44:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1558then, you know, she would have all the
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1:44:39–1:44:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1559screenshots of, of that conversation.
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1:44:42–1:44:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1560I would Skype with the German girl first.
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1:45:00–1:45:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1561I'm pretty sure she's real.
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1:45:03–1:45:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1562She even offered to, um, have a phone call
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1:45:06–1:45:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1563with me, but I, I decided not to.
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1:45:10–1:45:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1564You wouldn't offer to do a voice phone
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1:45:14–1:45:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1565call unless you're actually a girl,
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1:45:17–1:45:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1566unless you can speak very convincingly as
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1:45:19–1:45:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1567a girl. Hello, is this Daniel?
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1:45:21–1:45:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1568How are you?
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1:45:27–1:45:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1569Why did your wife write such a touching
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1:45:32–1:45:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1570letter and then sue? It's because she
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1:45:34–1:45:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1571recently found out about my London trip.
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1:45:37–1:45:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1572And then my upcoming German— Germany trip.
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1:45:40–1:45:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1573And she got a bit upset, which I'm not
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1:45:46–1:45:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1574sure why, because she must understand that
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1:45:50–1:45:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1575after everything is signed and done, I'm
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1:45:53–1:45:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1576gonna go off and look for someone else.
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1:45:56–1:45:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1577I'm just gonna sit here all by myself
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1:45:58–1:46:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1578crying over her, am I? I move
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1:46:02–1:46:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1579on pretty quickly. Ask them for a
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1:46:06–1:46:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1580verification photo. Verification photo is
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1:46:08–1:46:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1581a good idea, but what if— what
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1:46:13–1:46:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1582if they're on her side and they send me a
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1:46:19–1:46:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1583verification photo just to trick me, and
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1:46:21–1:46:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1584then they still screw me over, and they
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1:46:23–1:46:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1585don't really care about me seeing them
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1:46:26–1:46:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1586nude? They don't even have to be nude,
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1:46:27–1:46:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1587actually. They could just be wearing
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1:46:29–1:46:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1588clothing and then send me a sign. Send me
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1:46:30–1:46:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1589a photo of them holding a sign.
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1:46:33–1:46:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1590Excuse me.
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1:46:37–1:46:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1591She's just vindictive and petty.
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1:46:42–1:46:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1592That's the only reason. If you switched it
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1:46:46–1:46:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1593around and then I found out that she was
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1:46:50–1:46:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1594meeting up with a guy already, I wouldn't
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1:46:52–1:46:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1595care. I'd be a bit surprised that
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1:46:56–1:46:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1596she found someone so quickly. I wouldn't
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1:47:00–1:47:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1597start whinging about it and then trying to
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1:47:02–1:47:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1598sue her. I would just say, oh, my wife
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1:47:05–1:47:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1599found a new guy. Good for her.
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1:47:07–1:47:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1600I wouldn't— wouldn't start stalking her to
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1:47:31–1:47:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1601dig up dirt, would I? That'd be weird.
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1:47:34–1:47:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1602Come on, you have to agree with me. What
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1:47:36–1:47:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1603she's doing is kind of crazy and stalkery.
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1:47:39–1:47:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1604It's not what a normal sane person would
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1:47:42–1:47:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1605do, is it? A normal person would just say,
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1:47:45–1:47:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1606oh, you're a dick, Daniel. Sign divorce
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1:47:48–1:47:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1607papers, get it over and done with. Why
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1:47:52–1:47:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1608would you go through all that trouble of
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1:47:54–1:47:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1609trying to sue and going to court,
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1:47:56–1:47:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1610meeting up with lawyers, getting—
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1:48:00–1:48:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1611collecting proof and evidence? Come on,
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1:48:02–1:48:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1612it's nuts. A sane,
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1:48:04–1:48:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1613logical person wouldn't do that.
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1:48:08–1:48:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1614It's not worth it. I'm not going to change
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1:48:26–1:48:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1615Making me pay a little bit of money isn't
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1:48:33–1:48:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1616really going to change anything apart from
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1:48:35–1:48:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1617I'll have a bit less money. It's not going
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1:48:37–1:48:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1618to bankrupt me.
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1:48:40–1:48:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1619It's not about money because I even— I
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1:48:54–1:48:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1620already gave her a lot of money, gave her
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1:48:58–1:49:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1621£1,000,
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1:49:01–1:49:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1622and she has all my stuff which is worth at
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1:49:04–1:49:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1623least a couple thousand. I had an MSI
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1:49:06–1:49:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_162415-inch, really good gaming laptop, iPad
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1:49:09–1:49:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1625Pro, Blue Yeti microphone,
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1:49:12–1:49:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1626gaming mouse, which is pretty expensive.
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1:49:17–1:49:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1627And how much money did it really cost her?
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1:49:34–1:49:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1628Okay, because of me we moved places, but I
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1:49:37–1:49:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1629already paid— I already paid my half for
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1:49:39–1:49:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1630the new place. I paid for the sofa, I paid
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1:49:42–1:49:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1631for my half of the moving
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1:49:45–1:49:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1632stuff and the contract. So the only thing
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1:49:48–1:49:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1633she'd have to pay for is another moving
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1:49:51–1:49:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1634van and a new place, and I think the
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1:49:54–1:49:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1635£1,000 would cover that. Wouldn't it?
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1:49:57–1:50:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1636And my stuff, my laptop, that would cover
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1:50:01–1:50:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1637Plus she got 2 free trips to Malaysia
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1:50:09–1:50:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1638where she didn't pay a penny.
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1:50:12–1:50:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1639I mean, one trip to Malaysia and one trip
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1:50:17–1:50:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1640to England. It's not about money.
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1:50:19–1:50:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1641It's not going to teach me a lesson
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1:50:34–1:50:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1642though, is it? The only lesson it will
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1:50:36–1:50:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1643teach me is not to get married ever again.
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1:50:37–1:50:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1644I'm not going to change my ways.
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1:50:41–1:50:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1645You got married so you could stay in
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1:51:15–1:51:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1646Japan. I didn't. People keep saying that
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1:51:16–1:51:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1647and it's not true. I did not get married
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1:51:19–1:51:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1648to stay in Japan. I got married so I could
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1:51:22–1:51:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1649stay with her. There's a big difference.
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1:51:25–1:51:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1650I got married so I could stay with her,
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1:51:31–1:51:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1651so we could stay together, not so
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1:51:33–1:51:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1652I could stay in Japan. I didn't really
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1:51:37–1:51:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1653care about staying in Japan.
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1:51:40–1:51:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1654Do I look like I'm in love with Japan? Do
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1:51:46–1:51:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1655I look like Chris or The Anime Man? Do I
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1:51:49–1:51:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1656look like I give a shit about Japanese
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1:51:52–1:51:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1657culture and food and language?
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1:51:55–1:51:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1658Come on,
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1:52:00–1:52:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1659use your common sense.
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1:52:04–1:52:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1660What? Daniel is intentionally transphobic?
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1:52:13–1:52:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1661I'm not transphobic.
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1:52:18–1:52:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1662I just think it's a little bit strange,
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1:52:22–1:52:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1663but I'm not transphobic.
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1:52:27–1:52:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1664Oh, I meant to say he's not intentionally
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1:52:39–1:52:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1665transphobic. Well, that makes a big
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1:52:42–1:52:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1666difference to the sentence. I think
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1:52:45–1:52:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1667a lot of things are strange. I think, um,
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1:52:49–1:52:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1668I think humans in general are very
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1:52:57–1:52:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1669strange.
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1:52:59–1:52:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1670You're being sued and you know your wife
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1:53:03–1:53:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1671might be gathering evidence right now.
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1:53:05–1:53:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1672It's obvious, obvious you're just watching
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1:53:06–1:53:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1673your mouth. I am. I'm trying to be very
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1:53:08–1:53:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1674careful not to admit to anything that did
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1:53:10–1:53:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1675not happen. Nothing happened, so I, so I
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1:53:13–1:53:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1676don't actually have to be careful because
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1:53:16–1:53:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1677there's nothing I could accidentally admit
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1:53:18–1:53:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1678to. I'm a good boy.
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1:53:20–1:53:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1679Stop adding phobic. That's for fear, not
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1:53:42–1:53:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1680hate. Yeah, if I was transphobic,
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1:53:45–1:53:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1681wouldn't it mean I'm scared of trans
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1:53:47–1:53:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1682people? But then you have that word
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1:53:49–1:53:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1683homophobic. Does that mean you're afraid
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1:53:53–1:53:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1684of homos, or does it mean
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1:53:55–1:53:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1685you hate them?
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1:53:58–1:53:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1686Anti-homo.
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1:54:08–1:54:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1687Am I gonna delete some videos because of
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1:54:13–1:54:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1688the lawsuit? I think I have to take down
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1:54:15–1:54:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1689the videos where she's in them. I don't
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1:54:18–1:54:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1690want to. Some of them have a lot of views.
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1:54:21–1:54:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1691Or should I just let her file a privacy
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1:54:26–1:54:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1692complaint and then if I have to, I'll just
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1:54:28–1:54:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1693blur her face out? Oh, it's such a pain in
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1:54:32–1:54:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1694the backside.
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1:54:34–1:54:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1695Just blur her. Do you think that's enough?
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1:54:37–1:54:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1696Then I have to go through and at least 30
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1:54:41–1:54:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1697videos where her face is
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1:54:44–1:54:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1698in them. Oh well, well, well.
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1:55:01–1:55:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1699Oh well, well, well.
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1:55:05–1:55:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1700Oh, it's such a shame I can't tell you.
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1:55:10–1:55:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1701Well, well, well.
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1:55:18–1:55:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1702Well, well, well, I'm not saying anything.
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1:55:33–1:55:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1703I'm just in a good mood.
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1:55:38–1:55:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1704I'm just in a good mood.
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1:55:41–1:55:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1705Oh, oh.
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1:55:50–1:55:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1706Oh, if only I could tell you.
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1:56:03–1:56:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1707Germany.
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1:56:15–1:56:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1708So someone's really
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1:56:32–1:56:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1709excited about his business trip.
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1:56:35–1:56:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1710No, I'm just in a good mood today.
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1:56:39–1:56:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1711Oh, life's good sometimes.
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1:56:47–1:56:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1712Nothing. I'm not laughing about anything
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1:57:05–1:57:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1714Do you think this manic laughing is
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1:57:13–1:57:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1715helping me against my My lawsuit.
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1:57:17–1:57:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1716I nearly choked on my saliva.
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1:57:22–1:57:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1717Do you think I'd be any good at poker?
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1:57:36–1:57:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1718Can you imagine me playing poker and I had
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1:57:39–1:57:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1719a really good hand and I'm just sitting
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1:57:41–1:57:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1720there like this?
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1:57:43–1:57:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1721I'd suck. I'd be so bad at poker.
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1:57:49–1:57:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1722I can't even control it. I can't even
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1:57:57–1:57:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1723control my face right now.
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1:57:59–1:58:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1724Daniel just found out she's actually a he.
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1:58:04–1:58:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1725No, definitely not.
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1:58:06–1:58:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1726Quite the opposite.
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1:58:11–1:58:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1727Your laugh is weird. No, it's not. It's
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1:58:17–1:58:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1728beautiful.
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1:58:20–1:58:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1729Am I ignoring the Swedish girl that wants
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1:58:25–1:58:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1730to sleep with you? Comment, that's
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1:58:31–1:58:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1733That's a very awkward laugh. Well, now you
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1:58:36–1:58:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1734know why I don't laugh. Don't you? Do you?
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1:58:38–1:58:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1735Let me check.
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1:58:45–1:58:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1736Wow, I've got a lot of helpful messages
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1:58:57–1:59:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1737about my lawsuit.
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1:59:00–1:59:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1738Thanks for the reassurance.
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1:59:05–1:59:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1739Oh, thank you, D— Dio Brando,
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1:59:28–1:59:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1740for the PHPs. Not sure what that is
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1:59:31–1:59:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1741though. PHP.
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1:59:34–1:59:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1742Well, well, well, good luck with the
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1:59:37–1:59:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1743lawsuit. Filipino pesos,
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1:59:39–1:59:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1744I'm guessing. PHP sounds like an internet—
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1:59:43–1:59:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1745I mean, a coding language.
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1:59:48–1:59:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1746Palestinian Polish herpes.
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1:59:51–1:59:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1747I have no idea.
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1:59:55–1:59:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1748PhB. Had it before.
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2:00:00–2:00:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1749Your wife can sue the woman you cheated
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2:00:13–2:00:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1750with under Japanese law. That's not very
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2:00:15–2:00:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1751nice. Why would you do that to such a
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2:00:19–2:00:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1752young lady? A lung yadi. Oh, I got
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2:00:21–2:00:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1753it right! Filipino pesos. I didn't even
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2:00:27–2:00:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1755Polish herpes.
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2:00:38–2:00:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1756Why write a letter and then sue? I know,
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2:00:42–2:00:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1757she wrote me a very nice, loving,
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2:00:44–2:00:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1758heartfelt letter and then A few days
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2:00:47–2:00:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1759later, oh, I'm gonna sue you, teach you a
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2:00:49–2:00:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1760Philippines was colonized by Spain. I
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2:00:57–2:00:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1761didn't know that. Is that why the
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2:00:59–2:01:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1762president is, is called
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2:01:02–2:01:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1763Duterte, which sounds like a Spanish name?
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2:01:06–2:01:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1764Doesn't sound very Filipino-y.
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2:01:09–2:01:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1765That guy is pretty funny. Have you seen
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2:01:14–2:01:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1766him on the news where he goes, if you're
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2:01:15–2:01:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1767going to sell drugs, I will kill you. I
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2:01:19–2:01:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1768will kill you all. Wouldn't it be so funny
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2:01:21–2:01:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1769if Donald Trump said something like that?
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2:01:25–2:01:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1770Mexicans trying to get over the border, I
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2:01:28–2:01:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1771will kill you all. That'd be hilarious.
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2:01:31–2:01:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1772Have you ever heard a leader of a country
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2:01:37–2:01:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1773just come out publicly and admit to
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2:01:40–2:01:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1774planning on killing everyone that opposes
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2:01:43–2:01:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1775What a mad lad he is.
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2:01:51–2:01:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1776Can't believe Trump is older than my dad.
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2:02:04–2:02:06 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1777Trump looks pretty young because he has a
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2:02:09–2:02:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1779hair. He looks pretty young, doesn't he?
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2:02:13–2:02:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1780I can't believe he's over 70 and he's
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2:02:15–2:02:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1781running a country, and my dad dies at 64.
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2:02:18–2:02:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1782I couldn't believe Dr. Phil is— how old is
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2:02:25–2:02:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1783Dr. Phil? 68. He looks
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2:02:31–2:02:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_178568, Dr. Phil. Just makes
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2:02:40–2:02:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1786you think 64 is pretty young compared
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2:02:53–2:02:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1789My dad really declined over the past
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2:03:00–2:03:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1790years. I noticed it maybe a couple years
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2:03:02–2:03:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1791ago. Noticed that he aged a lot, very
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2:03:11–2:03:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1794My dad— I don't think my dad aged very
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2:03:14–2:03:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1795well. Maybe it's the stress. My uncle,
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2:03:16–2:03:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1796who's 67, he looks younger, but he didn't
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2:03:24–2:03:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1799Um, oh, thank you, 808V.
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2:03:53–2:03:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1800Do you want me to leave this stream up? I
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2:03:59–2:04:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1802especially the bit when I talked about
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2:04:03–2:04:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1803people killing people. What else did I
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2:04:05–2:04:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1804say? I can't believe she wants to sue you
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2:04:08–2:04:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1805knowing you just lost your dad. Not very
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2:04:10–2:04:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1806tasteful. I know, she has no tact. She
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2:04:13–2:04:16 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1807doesn't care. She's just on a mission,
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2:04:17–2:04:19 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1808on the road to revenge.
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2:04:21–2:04:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1809I'll trim off the last— I'll trim it off
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2:04:27–2:04:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1810up until 40 minutes. When did I stop
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2:04:30–2:04:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1811talking? I want to trim it off when I stop
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2:04:33–2:04:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1812talking about the situation, because now
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2:04:35–2:04:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1813I'm just rambling about random stuff and
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2:04:38–2:04:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1814I'm just repeating. What happened? What's
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2:04:41–2:04:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1815happening now isn't too important. We're
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2:04:44–2:04:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1816just chilling out, having fun, shooting
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2:04:46–2:04:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1817the breeze as they like to call it.
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2:04:49–2:04:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1818I should have dinner now actually, 7:40
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2:04:55–2:04:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1820Why does she hate me so much? Because I
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2:05:01–2:05:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1821went to London,
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2:05:02–2:05:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1822but I never admitted to anything happening
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2:05:07–2:05:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1823in London. It was just a Purity business
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2:05:09–2:05:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1824trip. Pure business only with
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2:05:12–2:05:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1825a bit of sightseeing. Can't sue me for
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2:05:17–2:05:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1826that. Get out of here.
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2:05:21–2:05:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1827Yeah, I went to London last Friday.
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2:05:27–2:05:30 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1828I haven't really spoken about it much,
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2:05:31–2:05:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1829mainly because I don't want to upset Okay,
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2:05:34–2:05:38 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1830let's stop right there. Oh,
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2:05:38–2:05:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1831this is tricky.
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2:05:41–2:05:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1832She's assuming what you did in London.
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2:05:55–2:05:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1833Well, apparently she has proof,
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2:05:57–2:05:59 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1834but I don't know what proof she could
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2:06:00–2:06:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1835beholding, and she's not telling me what
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2:06:08–2:06:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1838She said, why should I share with you my
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2:06:12–2:06:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1839proof? So I can see if it's legitimate
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2:06:24–2:06:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1843She's drunk. You know, she could be drunk
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2:06:32–2:06:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1844actually, because it happened— we talked
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2:06:38–2:06:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1846what time is it in Japan? 7 here, so
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2:06:46–2:06:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_18486. It must have been around 11 PM when she
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2:06:55–2:06:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1851was a bit nuts. I don't know,
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2:07:01–2:07:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1853she talked about it. She sounded pretty
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2:07:03–2:07:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1854serious apart from adding lol onto the end
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2:07:08–2:07:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1856Oh, thank you, Reina Feos.
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2:07:11–2:07:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1857Did I teach myself Japanese? Kind of.
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2:07:24–2:07:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1858And my ex-girlfriends helped me a lot by
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2:07:33–2:07:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1860You're, you're obviously lying. Your body
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2:07:37–2:07:40 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1861language tells it all. You definitely did
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2:07:40–2:07:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1862something. Well, well, according— if
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2:07:42–2:07:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1863I'm correct about law, You can't get sued
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2:07:45–2:07:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1864because of body language. That's silly.
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2:07:47–2:07:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1865Worst lighting? I spent a lot of money on
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2:07:53–2:07:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1866this ring light.
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2:07:55–2:07:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1867Were they not already broken up by Friday?
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2:08:03–2:08:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1868Why the fuck is it her business who he's
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2:08:05–2:08:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1869fucking anyway at this point? Exactly. I
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2:08:07–2:08:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1870told her let's get divorced about 4 weeks
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2:08:10–2:08:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1871ago. So why is she still poking her nose
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2:08:15–2:08:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1873I don't understand. After I say let's get
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2:08:20–2:08:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1874divorced, it means it's over.
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2:08:23–2:08:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1875Now she's just being petty.
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2:08:28–2:08:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1876Oh, I'm very tired now.
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2:08:50–2:08:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1877I wish I could make people moderators
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2:08:55–2:08:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1878so, so they could blur out— help me blur
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2:08:59–2:09:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1879out videos, but I need to trust them. I
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2:09:01–2:09:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1880don't know if you can do that. I'm too
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2:09:05–2:09:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1881lazy to do it. Should I worry about it? I
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2:09:08–2:09:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1882don't want to get banned. I don't think
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2:09:10–2:09:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1883you can get banned.
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2:09:12–2:09:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1884Would it be so bad if I just took them
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2:09:23–2:09:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1885down? I'm not getting any views from those
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2:09:25–2:09:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1886videos. Those old videos from last year,
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2:09:29–2:09:32 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1887me and my wife, they're not getting views.
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2:09:32–2:09:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1888They get maybe 50 views a month.
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2:09:35–2:09:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_188950 views is like 0.00001 cent.
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2:09:39–2:09:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1890Yeah, none of my old videos are getting
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2:10:01–2:10:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1891many views. They're getting about, you
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2:10:03–2:10:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1892know, a couple views here and there from
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2:10:06–2:10:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1893people searching, but YouTube isn't
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2:10:07–2:10:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1894pushing them out. YouTube doesn't push my
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2:10:10–2:10:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1895videos out anymore. I think they've
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2:10:13–2:10:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1896blacklisted me like Coach Red Pill. I
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2:10:14–2:10:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1897cannot get any videos to get pushed out,
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2:10:17–2:10:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1898even my divorce video, which was Which I
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2:10:21–2:10:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1899had expectations for.
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2:10:24–2:10:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1900The only people who view my videos now are
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2:10:29–2:10:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1901people who are subscribed to me. Hardly
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2:10:34–2:10:35 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1903Why haven't my subs gone up? Because every
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2:10:42–2:10:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1904time I upload something or do a stream, a
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2:10:44–2:10:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1905bunch of people unsubscribe. I have no
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2:10:47–2:10:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1906idea why. You'd think that by now
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2:10:49–2:10:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1907they must know what to expect from my
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2:10:53–2:10:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1908channel. So why do they unsubscribe when
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2:10:56–2:11:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1909I've released a new video? Are they
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2:11:00–2:11:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1910surprised by what they heard?
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2:11:03–2:11:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1911They should know already what they've been
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2:11:09–2:11:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1913I warned you about trolling too much. I
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2:11:16–2:11:18 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1914didn't troll. I only trolled a— I only
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2:11:19–2:11:22 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1915trolled a couple times about,
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2:11:22–2:11:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1916um, certain YouTubers.
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2:11:32–2:11:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1917Oh, come on, some of the videos are
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2:11:38–2:11:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1918obviously trolling videos, you know, the
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2:11:40–2:11:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1919one where I talked about my dick cheese.
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2:11:41–2:11:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1920And, um,
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2:11:45–2:11:45 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1921it was a true story though. I did have
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2:11:49–2:11:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1922very bad case of dick cheese when I was
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2:11:51–2:11:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_192314, so I don't know if that counts as
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2:11:53–2:11:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1924trolling because it actually happened.
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2:11:57–2:11:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1925The I'm better than you is obviously a
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2:12:08–2:12:10 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1926troll. Um,
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2:12:10–2:12:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1927I'd say it's half troll, but everything I
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2:12:14–2:12:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1928said is true. I don't drive, I've never
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2:12:17–2:12:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1929been to the hospital, and I don't use
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2:12:20–2:12:23 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1930rubber duckies, but not because I want to
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2:12:23–2:12:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1931save the oceans. I'm just saying that one
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2:12:26–2:12:28 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1932of the benefits of me not using the rubber
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2:12:28–2:12:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1933ducky is that I'm not polluting the ocean,
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2:12:31–2:12:33 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1934which makes me better than people who do.
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2:12:34–2:12:36 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1935I know what I said sounded pretty stupid,
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2:12:40–2:12:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1936but you can't deny that it's true, can
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2:12:42–2:12:44 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1937you? I don't drive, therefore I'm not
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2:12:45–2:12:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1938contributing to traffic and pollution.
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2:12:47–2:12:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1939How can you say that's trolling when it's
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2:12:49–2:12:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1940technically true?
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2:12:51–2:12:52 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1941So no, I don't think it was a troll video.
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2:12:55–2:12:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1942But I knew people would think it's a
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2:12:59–2:13:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1943stupid video,
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2:13:02–2:13:02 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1944if that makes sense. That black cat keeps
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2:13:05–2:13:08 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1945coming back and
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2:13:09–2:13:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1946then running off again.
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2:13:13–2:13:13 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1947Okay, so I'm gonna Just say it one last
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2:13:22–2:13:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1948time while I'm being sued. My wife thinks
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2:13:25–2:13:27 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1949I cheated. She thinks she has proof and
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2:13:28–2:13:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1950evidence, and she saw a lawyer, and the
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2:13:30–2:13:31 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1951lawyer said that she has enough evidence
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2:13:32–2:13:34 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1952to sue me. And she's saying that I can't
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2:13:34–2:13:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1953come back to Japan anymore. And yeah,
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2:13:38–2:13:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1954she's pretty upset,
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2:13:41–2:13:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1955but I don't think I should be worried.
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2:13:45–2:13:47 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1956Should I be worried? Can she really do
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2:13:47–2:13:49 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1957anything to me?
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2:13:49–2:13:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1958Here. I think I'm gonna go now. It's
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2:13:55–2:13:57 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1959getting late and I'm very hungry.
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2:13:58–2:14:00 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1960Did I cheat? No, I, I deny all accusations
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2:14:01–2:14:05 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1961of cheating. It never
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2:14:05–2:14:09 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1962happened. I never admitted to it. There is
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2:14:10–2:14:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1963no proof. So yeah, give it your best shot.
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2:14:12–2:14:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1964Wifey, have fun wasting time and money
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2:14:16–2:14:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1965seeing lawyers.
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2:14:20–2:14:20 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1966I feel a lot better now because a few days
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2:14:45–2:14:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1967ago I was so depressed about getting
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2:14:48–2:14:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1968divorced and leaving her. I felt so sorry
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2:14:51–2:14:54 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1969for her and I felt guilty, and I was
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2:14:54–2:14:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1970thinking, well, maybe we— maybe we could
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2:14:56–2:14:58 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1971get back together. She was a nice lady.
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2:14:59–2:15:01 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1972But now all of that's just out the window.
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2:15:02–2:15:04 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1973There's no way I could get back with her
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2:15:05–2:15:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1974now, especially after this. So I
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2:15:07–2:15:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1975feel so much better now. Oh, don't have to
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2:15:11–2:15:14 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1976make that decision.
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2:15:15–2:15:15 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1977Yeah, I definitely feel a lot better now.
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2:15:19–2:15:21 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1978So thanks for watching.
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2:15:22–2:15:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1979I'll leave this stream up, I guess, and
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2:15:26–2:15:29 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1980I'll see you next time.
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