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MY WIFE IS GOING TO SUE ME - I NEED ADVICE

2019-04-03 · 2 hr 16 min

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  1. Oh my God, I can't believe this is

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  2. happening. Oh.

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  3. This is so stupid.

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  4. It's so stupid, it's funny.

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  5. I don't know if I should be worried. Help

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  6. me. Oh, who donated

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  7. €10? Thank you.

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  8. This is crazy.

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  9. Oh my God, uh, there's so

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  10. much happening right now.

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  11. Unsupported resolution.

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  12. Let me get a drink first. Oh, thank you,

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  13. Daily.

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  14. Let me get a drink and then I'll try and

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  15. explain the whole shitstorm of a situation

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  16. Fuck.

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  17. Oh.

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  18. Okay, is everyone ready? I need to be

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  19. very, very careful about what I say now

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  20. because she said that she's watching

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  21. everything and she's

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  22. recording everything for, for proof.

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  23. Oh, thank you, Nefer Amenhotep.

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  24. Who here knows about law and

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  25. divorce?

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  26. Okay, so I've just been chatting to my

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  27. wife, my dearly beloved.

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  28. Um, basically she said she's gonna sue me

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  29. for cheating,

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  30. and she said she has— she said she

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  31. spoke to a lawyer She actually went and

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  32. spoke to a solicitor or a lawyer or

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  33. someone who knows about stuff like this.

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  34. And according to her solicitor, she has

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  35. enough evidence to sue me.

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  36. So that's what she's gonna do. And I tried

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  37. talking to her, but she's like a crazy

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  38. person right now. It's like some— it's

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  39. like she's lost a screw in her head.

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  40. She's completely nuts right now. I was

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  41. trying to, trying to understand why she's

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  42. doing this. Is it about money? Why are you

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  43. doing this? What's the point? And

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  44. basically it's because she's being petty

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  45. and she's upset and she wants to get back

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  46. at me. That's it. It's just pettiness.

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  47. It's not about money. She has a lot.

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  48. She has way more money than I do,

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  49. so it's not about money.

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  50. I can't believe she would actually do

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  51. this. I had all these people saying, oh,

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  52. I'm gonna get effed over now. She's gonna

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  53. sue you and stuff, and you, you're not

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  54. gonna be able to do anything about it.

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  55. And I just ignored them,

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  56. and I thought they're just talking

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  57. rubbish. And I always said, no, my wife

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  58. isn't that kind of person. She wouldn't do

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  59. something like that. I didn't think she

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  60. was such a bitch, to be honest. Maybe I,

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  61. maybe I, I thought too much of her because

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  62. this is the road that she wants to go down

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  63. now.

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  64. And I said, why don't I— I told her I sent

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  65. the divorce papers yesterday, and now

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  66. she's saying that she won't file them.

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  67. Thanks, Kai. She said that she's not gonna

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  68. file the divorce papers because she wants

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  69. us to stay married so that she can get

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  70. more evidence or something, or so she can

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  71. sue me and make a court case.

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  72. So now I can't even get divorced even

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  73. though I want to. I can't believe a few

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  74. days ago I was even thinking about getting

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  75. back together with her. I was seriously

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  76. thinking about going back to Japan, going

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  77. back to her.

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  78. What was I saying? I can't

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  79. even remember what I said 5 seconds ago.

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  80. Yeah, she said she's not gonna divorce me

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  81. now, and I've sent her the papers, but

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  82. it's up to her to go and file them,

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  83. and I can't force her to. It's her

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  84. decision now. If you want to get divorced,

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  85. you need the agreement, the approval of,

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  86. of 2 people, not just one.

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  87. I thought it would be over, you know,

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  88. when we talked about divorce. How long was

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  89. it? It was at least 4 weeks ago now. When

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  90. I said, okay, let's get divorced, I

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  91. thought from that point then— I thought,

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  92. I thought from that point on that we're

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  93. kind of finished. But she was still

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  94. snooping on my Discord and snooping on my

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  95. livestreams and watching me and recording

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  96. stuff and collecting evidence, spying on

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  97. me. I thought when I said

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  98. let's get divorced, then, you know, cut

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  99. off. That's it, done, move on,

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  100. even though we're still technically

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  101. married. But no.

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  102. And then she's threatening me, saying that

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  103. she has an SD card and she has recordings

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  104. of me admitting to Going to London on a

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  105. business trip. And apparently she even

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  106. has screenshots of a conversation from

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  107. someone. She wouldn't show it to me. She

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  108. said, why should I show you my evidence?

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  109. So I don't even know what this evidence is

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  110. that she has. It could be faked. It's so

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  111. easy to fake evidence. You just make

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  112. a Discord server and then you call

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  113. yourself the same name that I have on my

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  114. Discord server, and then you pretend to be

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  115. me. And then you just type some messages

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  116. to it, to yourself even,

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  117. and then screenshot that. You know, it's

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  118. so easy to photo— you can Photoshop

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  119. anything these days. How can that count as

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  120. proof?

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  121. What's she suing me for? She's suing me

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  122. for cheating, basically.

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  123. I never, I never admitted to cheating,

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  124. did I? I never said, oh, I had sex

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  125. yesterday. Never said that.

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  126. And now she's, she's, she's bragging that

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  127. I can't— about the fact that I can't go to

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  128. Japan anymore. She's saying, you can't

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  129. come to Japan anymore, as if I wanted to

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  130. go.

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  131. I don't care about going to Japan. I don't

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  132. have any plans to go to Japan.

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  133. I can't believe she would do this though.

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  134. And I just— I blocked her on Messenger

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  135. because— Messenger— because I tried

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  136. talking to her, but there's no point.

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  137. She's not listening. She's not interested

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  138. in negotiating. She's already decided on

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  139. what she's gonna do. So what can I do?

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  140. There's nothing I can say, nothing I can

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  141. do, so what's the point in talking to this

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  142. crazy woman anymore?

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  143. I don't understand why she cares. If I

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  144. said let's get divorced, then it means

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  145. that it's over. Let's move on.

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  146. Oh, thank you, Hector. I said, why don't

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  147. you just let us get divorced and we forget

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  148. about it and move on with our lives? But

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  149. she kept going on about how I was saying

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  150. mean things about her on livestreams or on

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  151. the Discord, and that I don't

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  152. understand how my words hurt people,

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  153. and that it's not about money. And I don't

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  154. even know what— I guess she just wants

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  155. revenge or something, teach me a lesson.

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  156. I mean, what else could there be?

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  157. It's just so petty. She knew that— that—

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  158. what am I saying? Let me be careful here.

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  159. She knew that— that

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  160. once we've finished, I would be interested

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  161. in looking for other girls.

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  162. So why is she surprised?

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  163. This is what pisses me off about people in

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  164. the comments. They all think that she's

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  165. such an angel, such a good person. You

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  166. don't know her. She's the type

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  167. of— hey, wait a minute.

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  168. She cheated on her ex-husband. Why doesn't

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  169. he sue her?

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  170. It's kind of— don't you think this is kind

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  171. of hypocritical? She cheats on her

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  172. ex-husband with the Australian guy for

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  173. nearly a year, and now she has— she has

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  174. the nerve to accuse me and to

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  175. call me out for cheating on her, and then

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  176. she has the nerve to sue me. Jesus Christ.

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  177. Can you believe that? Where's her ex—

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  178. ex-husband's contact details?

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  179. So hypocritical. So it's okay for her to

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  180. cheat on her ex-husband, get away with it

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  181. scot-free, but I talk about a London

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  182. business trip and now she's gonna sue me?

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  183. Unbelievable. Yeah, she's probably

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  184. watching this. She's gonna be recording

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  185. everything and she's gonna be snooping my

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  186. Discord and she's gonna

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  187. be contacting people who hate me to dig up

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  188. dirt. It will only affect you upon your

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  189. returning to Japan. Just be civil and

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  190. avoid legal battles. Thank you, Andy.

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  191. According to foreign legal lawsuits, it

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  192. will only affect you upon returning to

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  193. Japan. Just be civil and avoid legal

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  194. battles. Yeah, that's what a lot of people

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  195. have been telling me. They've been telling

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  196. me that she can't really do anything

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  197. since, you know, I'm in England now,

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  198. and I would only get into trouble if I

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  199. went back to Japan.

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  200. So even if that's true, then she's gonna

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  201. be celebrating that I can't go to Japan

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  202. anymore. Sorry, that was very rude of me.

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  203. Now she's all— she's cheering, yay, I got

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  204. Daniel banned from Japan! Now he can't

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  205. come here anymore and have cereal.

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  206. So petty, isn't it?

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  207. And now I don't even know how can I

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  208. divorce her. How this is so stupid. How

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  209. can someone keep me

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  210. in a marriage against my will just because

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  211. she doesn't agree to divorcing.

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  212. I read that there's this 5-year separation

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  213. thing where after 5 years then you can get

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  214. divorced without her approval. So what, I

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  215. have to wait for 5 years until

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  216. I can talk about cereal

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  217. escapades?

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  218. Oh, now all these people are gonna start

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  219. laughing at me. Haha, told you so. Daniel

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  220. thought he was gonna— Daniel thought

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  221. divorce would be so easy. Now look at him,

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  222. he's in a big mess.

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  223. I don't really have to wait 5 years. I can

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  224. do things secretly and not talk about it.

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  225. I don't know, do you think I should go and

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  226. see a professional solicitor?

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  227. I need to be very careful. As long as I

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  228. don't admit to anything,

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  229. as long as I don't say it, then I don't

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  230. think it counts as proof, does it?

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  231. What if I say I had cereal and then you

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  232. can't accuse me of cheating because I can

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  233. just say, well, I had cereal, that means I

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  234. had Weetabix. Fukay the

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  235. old hag, she's pathetic. ILY.

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  236. Thank you. Yes, I'm really, I'm really

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  237. shocked and surprised by this, really. I

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  238. didn't think that she would be so petty.

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  239. What is the point? She doesn't want money

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  240. and she's just trying to hurt me.

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  241. Your YouTube channel is proof of

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  242. everything. What proof? Proof of what? I

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  243. don't have any videos admitting to doing

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  244. anything wrong.

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  245. I don't even know how much I'd be sued

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  246. for. And then even if I get sued and I

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  247. end up paying, we're still married.

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  248. Aren't we? It doesn't mean that we're

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  249. divorced. And then I could pay her

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  250. money, and then she could just take the

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  251. money and then still sue me anyway, and

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  252. I'd still be defenseless.

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  253. It's just— I can't believe she would do

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  254. this after all my family did for her.

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  255. Free vacation to Malaysia, she didn't pay

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  256. a penny. 5-star hotels,

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  257. flights backwards and forwards to Japan

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  258. and Malaysia, and then a free trip to

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  259. England, 2 weeks. She didn't pay a penny.

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  260. My mum paid for the airplane tickets. Pay

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  261. for the food, pay for everything, and then

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  262. she has the nerve to sue me and try and

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  263. take my money.

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  264. You have a video called I Cheated on My

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  265. Shit, that doesn't count.

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  266. She probably has it saved by now anyway.

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  267. It was, it was just clickbait. It was a

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  268. made-up fake story for views.

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  269. Pretty common on YouTube. Look at the

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  270. Psycho Family, Filthy Frank,

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  271. what's his name, Francis the fat guy.

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  272. It's pretty, pretty common for people to

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  273. make stuff up for YouTube. Yeah, I, I'm

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  274. just a troll. I made up a lot of stuff.

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  275. Doesn't count as proof. That'd be stupid.

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  276. Oh, thanks, Bobby.

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  277. For example, you can go into a police

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  278. station and just say, hi, I murdered

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  279. someone. They wouldn't do anything. Just

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  280. because you say you did something doesn't

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  281. mean it counts. I could say, oh, I'm the

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  282. United— I'm the Prime Minister of the

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  283. United Kingdom. Doesn't mean it's true,

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  284. does it?

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  285. So I need someone to contact me who knows

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  286. about stuff like this. What should I do?

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  287. Ask a divorce lawyer who also deals in

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  288. foreign law. Give her legal team your

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  289. lawyer contact. What if I just ignore it?

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  290. Ask a divorce lawyer who also deals in

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  291. foreign law. Give her legal team your

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  292. lawyer contact info and terminate all

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  293. further contact with her. I've already

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  294. con— I've already terminated contact with

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  295. her. I don't want to talk to her. There's

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  296. no point. It's useless. It's like talking

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  297. to someone who's completely nuts.

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  298. There's no reasoning.

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  299. Don't stress, you live in the UK, she

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  300. lives in Japan. Oh, thank God.

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  301. Well, as long

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  302. as you're right, then do I really have

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  303. anything to worry about?

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  304. What, what would they do if I just ignored

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  305. it? Are they gonna send the Japanese

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  306. police here to arrest me? Oh,

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  307. thank you, Kim.

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  308. Sue her back? I can't sue her for

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  309. anything. She hasn't done anything to be

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  310. sued for apart from being a bitch.

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  311. I thought after we agreed to divorce,

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  312. then that's it. She wouldn't keep watching

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  313. me. I didn't know she'd be so vindictive.

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  314. Oh, thank you, Teapot Fever. Are all

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  315. Japanese women like this? In my

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  316. experience, they've all been batshit

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  317. crazy. Every single one of them has been

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  318. absolutely nuts. I can't think of a single

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  319. Japanese lady that I've been with who,

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  320. who was sane.

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  321. No, they're all crazy. Either depressed,

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  322. did self-harm, tried to sue me,

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  323. tried to have my baby after only knowing

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  324. me for 2 weeks. They're all nuts. He

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  325. doesn't have enough valid proof. It'll be

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  326. okay. Well, she's claiming that she has

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  327. proof. Thank— thanks, Claire.

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  328. She's claiming that she has screenshots of

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  329. me and a girl chatting, and she's

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  330. claiming she has me

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  331. admitting to whatever it is she thinks

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  332. But how can these screenshots hold up

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  333. when, you know, there's Photoshop and you

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  334. can just edit things? How can that be

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  335. proof? I could make up a fake screenshot

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  336. of me admitting to cheating and 2 seconds

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  337. using, um, using Procreate on my phone.

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  338. Not even any fancy software or programs.

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  339. Not having any experience editing, photo

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  340. editing. A baby could do it.

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  341. You have nothing to worry about. Let's go

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  342. party. I don't know, what if I'm What if

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  343. I should be worried? For example,

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  344. this guy in the chat, Crab Milk. I can

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  345. just copy you. I can just screenshot your

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  346. name and then put it into a Discord chat

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  347. and pretend to be you saying that you

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  348. cheated on whoever you're with, and then

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  349. use that as proof to sue you. It's not

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  350. gonna work, is it?

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  351. Has she cheated on me? Not that I know of.

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  352. The only closest thing was when she

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  353. messaged the Australian guy, but we

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  354. weren't married then.

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  355. It's so annoying. I just want to— I just

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  356. want to be rid of her. I just want to get

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  357. the divorce— I mean, the marriage over

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  358. with, but I can't. There's, there's

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  359. nothing I can do according to this

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  360. website. It says— where's

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  361. that website I was on?

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  362. I've lost it now.

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  363. It said, can my spouse prevent a divorce

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  364. from happening? And it says,

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  365. unfortunately, unless, um,

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  366. you've been separated for 5 years, then

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  367. she can't prevent it from happening.

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  368. What a stupid system, isn't it? I always

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  369. saw those videos of people, of men talking

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  370. about why marriage is a con and why you

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  371. should never do it. And I always thought,

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  372. wow, those men sound kind of bitter and

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  373. sad and they're making a big fuss over

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  374. nothing. Now I kind of understand it. It

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  375. is a huge headache, isn't it? You get

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  376. yourself signed into a contract with

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  377. someone else and they can fuck you over.

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  378. If they choose to, and then it's not so

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  379. simple to just get divorced. You need—I

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  380. didn't know that you need both parties to

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  381. agree to it. I thought you can just say,

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  382. "I want to get divorced," and then you get

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  383. divorced.

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  384. Is she really suing? Yeah, that's what she

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  385. said she's gonna do. She said she's

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  386. already been to a solicitor and the

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  387. solicitor says she has enough evidence to

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  388. be able to sue me.

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  389. And you know what the irritating thing is

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  390. about it? She's not even serious when I

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  391. chat to her. She's— the way she's

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  392. chatting, you know, she's putting the

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  393. laugh sign at the end of sentences, the

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  394. Japanese lol. As if this is a big joke or

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  395. some kind of game. That she's not— it's

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  396. like she's drunk or something. Maybe she's

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  397. drunk.

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  398. It's like talking to a child.

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  399. And now she's trying to punish me by

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  400. saying that she won't divorce me and

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  401. she'll keep us married so, so that I have

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  402. to not see

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  403. And then she heard about my German—

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  404. Germany trip I was talking about.

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  405. I was planning a trip to Germany.

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  406. Still planning it. It's not going to stop

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  407. me from going.

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  408. And I haven't even talked about the

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  409. Germany trip on streams. I only talked

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  410. about it on the Discord server, so

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  411. obviously she's spying on the Discord

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  412. server.

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  413. Oh, and another irritating thing is she

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  414. wants me to delete all the videos that

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  415. she's in, otherwise she's gonna do a

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  416. copyright claim. Not a copyright claim,

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  417. she can't copyright claim it because it's

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  418. not her content, it's my content. I mean,

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  419. she's gonna do a privacy complaint.

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  420. So now I have to delete all the videos

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  421. where she's in them. I won't get a strike

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  422. for it because you don't get strikes for

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  423. privacy complaints. You just— you get a

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  424. warning from YouTube saying that you have

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  425. to blur out their face. Yeah, I could just

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  426. blur out her face and then I don't have to

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  427. take the video down. But if you don't blur

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  428. out the face, then YouTube takes the video

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  429. down. It says inappropriate content, but

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  430. they don't give you a strike. It happened

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  431. to me a few times before. I had a few

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  432. videos taken down because I ignored the

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  433. warning thing, thinking it was a scam or a

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  434. fake warning.

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  435. How old is she and why is she acting

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  436. immature? She's 38, and yeah,

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  437. she is immature. She's— she has this

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  438. vindictive side to her.

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  439. She's acting like a teenager.

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  440. I said, why don't you just agree to the

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  441. divorce, end it, and let's move on with

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  442. our lives? And then she kept going on

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  443. about how I was saying horrible things

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  444. about her on Discord, on streams. And then

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  445. she started lecturing me about hurting

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  446. people's feelings and saying that I'll

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  447. never find a girlfriend if I keep saying

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  448. horrible things and the same thing's just

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  449. gonna happen. I don't really care about

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  450. that right now. You're threatening to sue

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  451. me. I don't want your relationship advice.

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  452. Her more in legal fees than what she would

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  453. get from you. Thanks, John. I think she's

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  454. bluffing. I don't know, she sounds pretty

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  455. serious. I don't even know how much I'd

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  456. get sued for.

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  457. I don't know if sue is the right word. In

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  458. Japanese, it's called isharu, which is

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  459. like compensation money. If it's

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  460. a couple thousand, then don't really care

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  461. that I can spare a couple thousand. If

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  462. it's tens of thousands, then I'm effed. I

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  463. can't spare tens of thousands.

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  464. Do you think she's watching this stream

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  465. right now? Yeah, I bet she is.

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  466. Can she sue you when you're away? I don't

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  467. know. I don't know what powers the

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  468. Japanese court has if I'm here.

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  469. Everyone thought she was this angel, and

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  470. now all her true colors are coming out.

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  471. So petty, isn't it?

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  472. Do I know anyone in Osaka?

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  473. Yes, but I can't talk about it, otherwise

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  474. it'll be used as evidence against me.

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  475. Yeah, she's probably recording it as well,

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  476. although I'd be surprised if she knew how

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  477. to. And she doesn't even have a good

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  478. computer to record it. She has some crappy

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  479. laptop from 2010. Oh,

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  480. and she refused to send my stuff back.

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  481. She said moving and stuff is expensive and

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  482. she's gonna sell it.

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  483. Stop talking about her. She could sue for

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  484. defamation as well. Be careful. Ask your

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  485. lawyer for advice. Can she really sue for

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  486. defamation?

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  487. Has anyone on YouTube been sued for

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  488. defamation of character?

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  489. Let me think, because there's loads of

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  490. channels where they've made Videos

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  491. accusing some big celebrity of doing

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  492. things.

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  493. They could be sued then, couldn't they?

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  494. What does defamation mean? Does it mean

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  495. I'm making stuff up to make her sound bad?

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  496. But then she has to prove that I'm making

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  497. it up, doesn't she?

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  498. Don't save the stream. I would like to

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  499. save the stream. Do you think I should

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  500. take it down? It's already been recorded

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  501. anyway, so I might as well leave it up.

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  502. What am I gonna do? Well, firstly, I've

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  503. blocked her because I don't want to talk

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  504. to her anymore. I guess I

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  505. just have to wait and see if she's

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  506. actually gonna do what she said she's

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  507. gonna do, and then, and then see if

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  508. she has any power, if the Japanese court

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  509. has any power to make me do anything.

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  510. I heard some crazy story about a Japanese

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  511. man who was married, and then

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  512. he was hanging out with his coworker who's

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  513. a woman, and they weren't even sleeping

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  514. together. They were just hanging out and,

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  515. you know, going to do things together,

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  516. and the wife found out and successfully

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  517. sued both of them just for that. I can't

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  518. remember how much it was for though.

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  519. Isn't that stupid? It was something about

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  520. inappropriate relationship with another

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  521. woman. Just hanging out with another

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  522. woman.

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  523. I just don't understand how people can be

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  524. so petty. If I found out she cheated on

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  525. me, yeah, I'd be upset and angry, but I'd

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  526. just say, okay, let's— we're done. Let's

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  527. move on. Goodbye. I wouldn't try and get

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  528. money out of her to punish her. That's

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  529. just so stupid. How petty

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  530. do you have to be?

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  531. The only thing she'd get out of it is the

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  532. satisfaction of irritating me.

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  533. What does my mom think about it? She

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  534. doesn't know yet. I talked to my sister

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  535. about it. Let me see what my sister said.

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  536. My sister said I can just deny it.

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  537. I don't really care about going to Japan

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  538. anymore. I already said when I was in

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  539. Japan that I'm not interested in Japan

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  540. anymore. I'm done with Japan.

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  541. I already gave her £1,000 before she left,

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  542. and I would have been happy to give her

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  543. another £1,000 if she really needed it.

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  544. It's not about money,

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  545. it's just about her trying to get revenge

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  546. now.

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  547. I just— I don't understand why they would

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  548. make a contract, a system where if

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  549. one person wants to get out of it, they

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  550. can't unless the other person agrees to

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  551. as well. It's just so dumb.

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  552. Why— why legally force someone to stay in

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  553. a marriage when they obviously don't want

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  554. There must be a way for me to end the

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  555. marriage just by myself without needing

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  556. her consent. Without waiting for

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  557. 5 years. Wait, having to wait for 5 years

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  558. is absurd. So is she just gonna stay

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  559. married to me for 5 years? Written and

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  560. published defamation is called libel.

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  561. Spoken defamation is slander. I thought it

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  562. She joked about staying married to me

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  563. until she finds her new boyfriend. She's

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  564. just being stupid.

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  565. Oh, thank you,

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  566. Rob. I can get free legal advice on these

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  567. websites. They offer free consultation,

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  568. which is good.

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  569. I guess I just need to speak to someone.

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  570. And explain my situation, ask them what I

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  571. should do, what I can do.

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  572. Call a lawyer now live.

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  573. I'm pretty sure I'd get in trouble for

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  574. that,

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  575. especially if they reveal their names or

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  576. business contacts.

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  577. How much would it cost me to get a lawyer?

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  578. How much would it cost

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  579. lawyer divorce advice UK?

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  580. I can't look up how much it costs because

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  581. the internet's so shit. Top divorce

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  582. lawyers for men.

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  583. The average cost of an uncontested divorce

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  584. if you are the one seeking the divorce and

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  585. Well, you pay £450 to £950 in solicitor's

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  586. fees and £550 in a divorce centre fee,

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  587. making a total of £1,000 to £1,500.

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  588. It's not a huge amount. Oh, thank you,

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  589. Z Neon. Do you publish through a separate

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  590. legal entity? What?

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  591. Do you publish through separate— publish

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  592. what? I'm not sure what you mean.

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  593. I don't have any assets. This house

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  594. belongs to my mum.

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  595. I don't understand why she wants to make

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  596. this difficult. Why? Just why,

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  597. why do people make life more difficult

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  598. than it needs to be? Yeah, I hurt her, I

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  599. did something bad. Can we just get

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  600. divorced and end it and move on with our

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  601. lives? None of us are getting any younger.

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  602. Why does she want to waste time and money?

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  603. It's going to cost her money as well, you

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  604. A divorce lawyer will give you peace of

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  605. mind.

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  606. Thanks, Andy. I don't know.

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  607. Well, I don't think there's much I can do

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  608. about it at this point, apart from keeping

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  609. my damn mouth shut about business trips

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  610. and cereal.

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  611. Because I hurt her feelings and not even

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  612. trying to get back to her. Didn't you

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  613. watch my last stream when I was sitting

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  614. here for 5 hours wondering if I should go

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  615. back to her? Did she not see that?

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  616. How can people say that I wasn't thinking

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  617. about getting back with her? I was.

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  618. Well, at least, at least I don't have to

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  619. worry about that anymore. I think it's

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  620. pretty easy to decide what to do now when

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  621. it comes to getting back together. As if

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  622. that would happen.

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  623. Imagine if she tricked me and she didn't

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  624. tell me about the whole suing thing, and

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  625. then I decided to go back. And as soon as

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  626. I landed, I got arrested, and then she,

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  627. she secretly sued me before I got there.

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  628. That would have been scary.

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  629. Good thing I didn't go back. People were

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  630. saying that I should go back. Yeah, good,

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  631. good thing I didn't listen to them.

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  632. If I went back, I would have been screwed.

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  633. That's why I always say never listen to

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  634. anyone.

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  635. I should have kept my mouth shut about the

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  636. London business trip. It was purely

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  637. business. I just went traveling and I saw

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  638. Buckingham Palace and the big Ferris

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  639. wheel. That was it. No business

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  640. deals were arranged. I deny all

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  641. the allegations.

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  642. Oh, I should have kept quiet about Germany

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  643. as well. I'm still gonna go to Germany.

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  644. Oh, thank you, Monique Smith.

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  645. It's gonna help. For my,

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  646. my lawyer fund. Imagine if I have to get a

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  647. lawyer. That's so sad.

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  648. Oh, did you see my last video where

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  649. I said that because I don't drive, I'm not

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  650. contributing to air pollution? And then

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  651. idiots were saying, but you fly to Japan

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  652. on a plane. Yeah, about once a

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  653. year, and even if I didn't fly, that plane

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  654. would still be flying, wouldn't it? Just

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  655. because I don't fly to Japan doesn't stop

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  656. the plane from taking off. It's still

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  657. gonna take off and carry all of those

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  658. other hundreds of passengers.

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  659. It's like they're saying it as if I have

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  660. my own private jet that I fly off in.

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  661. The planes are still gonna take off and

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  662. fly even if I don't go to Japan. Will,

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  663. won't they? The point about the car was I

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  664. don't have my own personal car that

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  665. adds to the traffic and pollution.

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  666. And then people saying, well, we have

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  667. electric cars. Yeah, do you know how

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  668. expensive electric cars are? And, and only

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  669. about 1% of drivers have an electric car

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  670. compared to normal cars. And And electric

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  671. cars run on electricity. Do you know how

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  672. the electricity is generated? By power

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  673. plants that are burning fossil fuels and

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  674. creating pollution. Nuclear power plants,

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  675. they might not be causing air pollution,

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  676. but they're causing— they're creating

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  677. radioactive waste.

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  678. Water-powered power plants, they're not,

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  679. they're not that There's not that many of

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  680. them. Most of the electricity in the UK

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  681. isn't generated by water or wind,

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  682. it's by gas and fossil fuels.

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  683. Oh, thank you, hiding in my apartment.

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  684. Uh, thank you, Tommy. Can you ask your

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  685. sister to sit on my face? No,

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  686. she no longer has a boyfriend, but she— I

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  687. know, I'm not, not going to say that,

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  688. actually. I shouldn't say that. Can you

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  689. ask your sister to sit on my face?

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  690. What else did people say? Uh,

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  691. I forgot what else I said in that video.

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  692. Yeah, the electric car point was kind of

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  693. stupid. They said, why don't you just get

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  694. an electric car? Yeah, I'll just go and

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  695. buy myself a £200,000 Tesla.

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  696. So I can go to all the places that I go.

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  697. Hmm.

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  698. Give us a resume of why she will sue you.

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  699. Because she believes that I cheated on her

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  700. when I went to London, and she has—

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  701. apparently she has proof and evidence that

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  702. she cross-checked with a solicitor, and

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  703. the solicitor says that she has grounds to

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  704. sue me, and now she's boasting about it.

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  705. She's boasting about how I can't come back

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  706. to Japan anymore.

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  707. Cheating isn't illegal. It's not illegal,

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  708. but you can get sued for it in Japan.

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  709. Compensate— you, you could get forced to

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  710. pay compensation money if you get caught.

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  711. I don't want to go back to Japan anyway.

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  712. Why would I want to go back? I have plenty

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  713. of business opportunities here in Europe.

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  714. I don't know how much she's suing me for.

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  715. Let me Google it.

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  716. How much Can you get sued for

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  717. marriage Japan?

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  718. Can my wife legally claim money from me

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  719. JapanGuy.com?

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  720. Everyone's just saying, ask a lawyer. I

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  721. hate when people do that. You go onto some

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  722. forum and then you ask for advice and

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  723. everyone's just telling you to ask a

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  724. lawyer or ask a doctor.

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  725. These replies are too long.

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  726. 10 gay couples to sue authorities over

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  727. marriage discrimination. No, that's not

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  728. it. How much compensation

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  729. money cheating Japan

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  730. marriage?

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  731. I'm glad that Chihiro is doing this.

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  732. Well, I'm glad that you'll probably be

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  733. dead in 40 years' time, so who's laughing

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  734. now?

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  735. Botswana woman ordered to pay £4,000 in

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  736. compensation. £4,000 isn't much.

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  737. I make £4,000 in a day.

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  738. Well, day and a bit.

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  739. As long as it's not tens of thousands, I

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  740. don't really care. I'm rich.

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  741. But what happens after I pay it? We're

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  742. still not divorced, are we? We're still

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  743. married. And then what if she just refuses

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  744. to divorce me so I can't talk about my

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  745. sexual escapades?

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  746. That would be petty.

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  747. Why is Daniel ignoring Tomoko? Because I

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  748. have nothing to say to Tomoko, really.

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  749. Kind of disgusted about the fact that she

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  750. would leak out screenshots to, to that

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  751. other guy.

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  752. She's another crazy Japanese woman, isn't

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  753. she? Let's list off all the crazy Japanese

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  754. women I've met. The one who set herself on

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  755. fire and cheated on her husband. The one

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  756. that wants to have my babies after 2

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  757. weeks. The one that lied

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  758. about her age. The one that tried to—

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  759. trying to sue me now.

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  760. The one that would leave her daughter

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  761. alone at home while she came and slept

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  762. with me in a hotel overnight.

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  763. Why is she suing me? Because she thinks I

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  764. cheated and she has evidence,

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  765. apparently.

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  766. Is my dating style attracting psycho

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  767. women, or do the women become psycho after

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  768. dating me? I'm pretty sure they're psycho

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  769. before because this— the fire woman, she

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  770. set herself on fire before she met me,

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  771. not after. She had the scars already.

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  772. No, this was a different woman from about

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  773. 6 years ago who had depression. She tried

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  774. to kill herself,

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  775. but she failed. She didn't do a very good

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  776. job at it. I might have to take this

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  777. stream down now for saying that.

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  778. How will she sue you if she's in Japan and

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  779. you're in the UK? I don't know. I'm really

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  780. curious to see if she'll be able to do

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  781. anything whilst I'm here in the UK.

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  782. She thinks I'm planning on going back to

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  783. Japan soon, which is wrong.

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  784. It would be really surprising if she could

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  785. do anything. I mean, what's gonna happen?

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  786. Are the English police gonna knock on my

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  787. door and arrest me because I didn't pay

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  788. up?

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  789. Oh, this SIM card is terrible.

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  790. The network coverage is just Rubbish here.

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  791. That's pretty good. I'll take that.

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  792. Anyway,

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  793. yeah, she was moaning about me because I

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  794. was badmouthing her on the Discord server,

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  795. and I said, why do you keep coming on the

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  796. Discord server when you know I'll probably

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  797. be badmouthing you and other people?

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  798. That's just kind of what I do. Yeah,

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  799. everyone badmouths people. There's no one

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  800. alive on this earth that doesn't badmouth

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  801. anyone. So even she does it. She would

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  802. badmouth loads of people in front of me.

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  803. Oh, thank you, Anonymous.

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  804. I'm a lawyer in Japan. You're looking at

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  805. 10— oh, stop, stop pranking me.

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  806. Are Korean girls better than Japanese

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  807. girls? I don't know, they're all the same

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  808. really. At the end of the day, they have

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  809. 2 holes.

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  810. Where can I find the Discord server? I

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  811. updated the Discord link in the

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  812. description. It kept expiring.

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  813. Why is my light so dim?

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  814. Daniel gets 4,000 a day. No, I don't. I

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  815. was just joking. You see, sometimes I say

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  816. things that aren't true.

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  817. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that?

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  818. Did you see that? Holy shit,

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  819. that was, that was some live cam cat

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  820. action. Who saw that?

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  821. Who saw those 2 cats rocket across the

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  822. driveway? What the hell is going on? Was

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  823. that Mimo?

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  824. That was funny. Oh, I knew this would

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  825. be a good idea. At first I thought it was

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  826. little flies, but it was 2 cats.

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  827. Oh, there's a man. Who's that?

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  828. That was so quick, they shot across like a

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  829. bullet. And my cat Mimo keeps catching

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  830. rabbits. There's a load of dead rabbits

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  831. outside. She doesn't eat them, she just

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  832. catches them and then dumps them out

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  833. there. I was thinking, oh, it's a good

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  834. thing because now we don't have to feed

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  835. her. But she catches the rabbit,

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  836. sometimes she brings them inside and

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  837. they're still alive because the rabbits

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  838. play dead and they wait until they can get

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  839. away and then they start running. And one

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  840. time we had a baby rabbit running around

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  841. inside the house, had to catch it. I

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  842. caught it and then it died anyway from a

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  843. heart attack, maybe. Probably not. I don't

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  844. want children. What a headache that would

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  845. be.

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  846. I want to see if the cat comes back.

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  847. Why is Tomo in here? I don't know. I

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  848. thought she was leaving YouTube because I,

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  849. I embarrassed her so much.

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  850. I don't think I'd be a bad dad. It's just

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  851. that I would do things differently. I

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  852. wouldn't send it to school. I would

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  853. homeschool it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what's

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  854. happening? We have activity. That's a new

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  855. cat. I haven't seen that cat before. It's

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  856. black and it has white socks.

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  857. Don't get run over. I bet it lives at the

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  858. gypsy's place. They have a few cats now.

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  859. Oh, thank you, Lumi Raya. Stop worrying,

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  860. nothing can happen. I'm 100% sure. Are you

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  861. really sure? I'll take your word, but if

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  862. something does happen, then I'm blaming

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  863. you. Everyone screenshot that.

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  864. I'll blame all of you for

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  865. reassuring me. Why is my

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  866. light so dim? I don't understand.

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  867. Does Mimo kill stuff and bring it to you

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  868. as a present? Yeah, she brings mice. And

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  869. rabbits.

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  870. And it was snowing about an hour ago.

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  871. It's snowing outside. Couldn't believe it,

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  872. snowing in April.

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  873. I'm just joining in, please reiterate.

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  874. Okay, for the people who just joined, my

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  875. wife sent me a message just saying that

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  876. she's going to sue me for adultery And

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  877. she has proof, screenshots, the SD card,

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  878. and she has recordings of me admitting to

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  879. it. I didn't admit to anything.

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  880. I don't know how strong her proof is. I

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  881. don't think it would count as proof

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  882. unless— I don't know.

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  883. Why do I wear the same hoodie every day?

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  884. Because I only have 2. The other one's a

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  885. Just like my business trip. I'm— no,

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  886. that's not something I shouldn't be saying

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  887. that.

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  888. Oh, oh, oh, is that Mimo? That's Mimo.

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  889. Where'd she come from?

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  890. I love it that she's gonna sue you. She

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  891. won't be able to, but I still love the

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  892. clickbait. It's pretty good clickbait,

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  893. isn't it? It's not clickbait because it's

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  894. true. She is going to try. I don't know,

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  895. that's what she said. I'm only telling you

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  896. what she told me, and if she said she's

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  897. going to sue, then I'm going to assume

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  898. that she's going to sue.

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  899. I tend to believe people when they say

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  900. things. If you just assume everyone's

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  901. lying all the time or joking, then society

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  902. will fall apart. Yoda never get chased by

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  903. dogs walking down street. I have never

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  904. been chased by a dog walking down the

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  905. street. If I did, I'd probably kick it in

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  906. the face. I hate those little tiny yappy

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  907. dogs who bark at you. I just want to give

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  908. it a good boot in the ribs. Oh, my mum's

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  909. Maybe my mum can give me some good legal

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  910. She can try, but she won't win. Daniel, I

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  911. used to hate your videos, but man, I grew

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  912. to like your personality. Thanks, these

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  913. comments of reassurance are very helpful.

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  914. I was really panicking about An hour ago.

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  915. What's my mum doing? Oh, you may have

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  916. noticed my dad's car is gone because we

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  917. had it towed away. My mum said it was

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  918. making her sad to see it.

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  919. I just can't wait to get this stupid

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  920. marriage over with.

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  921. Why did I get married? Everyone was

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  922. telling me, don't get married, she's gonna

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  923. fuck you over, and I didn't listen to

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  924. Didn't listen.

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  925. Did I try to read Japanese law about

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  926. adultery? No, but I read some articles

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  927. about Japanese guys getting sued by their

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  928. wives. They won't extradite

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  929. for civil cases. I don't know what

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  930. extradite means.

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  931. If I murdered someone in Japan, I guess

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  932. then I'd be in trouble even if I was here.

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  933. Better don't stress, Dan. Oh, thanks,

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  934. Azrael. I don't know if you

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  935. can see this massive pimple I have here.

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  936. I'm getting a lot of pimples right now.

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  937. Oh, thank you,

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  938. CLG. Did I mail the divorce papers back?

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  939. Yeah, I mailed them yesterday, but now

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  940. she's saying that she's not gonna file

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  941. them. So that she can screw me over by

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  942. forcing me to remain in the marriage.

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  943. My mum's coming. What do you think of

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  944. Sweden? I've never been to Sweden. I went

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  945. to Norway, but it was a bit boring.

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  946. Mum, she said she's gonna sue me! That

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  947. woman! Which one? Chihiro.

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  948. How I? I told you I'm streaming.

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  949. Be careful what you say.

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  950. What did I say? Be careful what you say.

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  951. They're they're listening. Then why are

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  952. you shouting at me for? Because you were

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  953. coming here. She said she going to sue

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  954. you. Not surprised. Don't expose me,

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  955. Mum. Huh?

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  956. Can they see me?

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  957. I'm scared now. Don't say anything.

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  958. She's, she's watching me. My wife.

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  959. She'll, she'll use it as evidence.

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  960. She said she's gonna sue me for cheating.

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  961. She got your letter? Yeah, she said she's

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  962. not gonna divorce me now. Why divorce

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  963. her? She's a nice girl. She's not nice,

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  964. she's gonna sue me. Of course.

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  965. I'm worried she's gonna say something.

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  966. She hasn't gotten it yet, but she said

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  967. she's not gonna send it off. She's gonna

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  968. sue me first.

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  969. I was sweating. My mum just

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  970. blabs sometimes.

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  971. Like my sister when she, she snitched on

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  972. me about the taxi. And the aeroplane,

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  973. saying that I didn't pay for it,

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  974. making me look bad in front of my friends.

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  975. Oh, oh, thank you,

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  976. Lumi, again.

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  977. She just said, why'd you want to divorce

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  978. her? She's a nice girl. Yeah, really nice,

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  979. really mature. Isn't she?

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  980. What's the worst that can happen? I don't

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  981. know how much the fine would be. What if

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  982. the fine is £20,000?

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  983. I could start a GoFundMe.

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  984. I'd have to pay using my dad's

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  985. inheritance. How scummy would that be? My

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  986. dad dies and then she sues me and takes

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  987. his money that was supposed to be for me

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  988. after everything my dad and my mum did for

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  989. her. Even after how nice my dad treated

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  990. her, welcomed her into the family unlike

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  991. her mum, paid for her trip to Malaysia and

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  992. England, and then she's gonna sue me and

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  993. try and take The money that he left for

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  994. me. Talk about scummy.

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  995. Even I wouldn't do that.

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  996. Good job giving her ideas. She's probably

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  997. already thought about it.

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  998. Maybe I shouldn't have cheated. I didn't

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  999. cheat. When did I say

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  1000. I cheated? I went to London on a business

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  1001. trip to travel, to get out of the house.

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  1002. What, I can't go to London without being

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  1003. accused of cheating now?

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  1004. As long as you stay out of Japan, you're

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  1005. good. Even if probably she doesn't do

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  1006. anything, lawsuits are expensive. Yeah,

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  1007. let's see if she's willing to pay for all

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  1008. those lawsuits.

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  1009. I uploaded a video today called Burying My

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  1010. Dad. I don't know if I'll make it public

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  1011. now because of all this. I have to save it

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  1012. What evidence does she have? Well, she

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  1013. says that she has the SD card,

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  1014. and on that SD card I do have screenshots

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  1015. of me and a girl Skyping each other. Stop

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  1016. disclosing personal financial info that

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  1017. can be used in a divorce court. And then

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  1018. she says she has screenshots of a

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  1019. conversation I don't know about because

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  1020. she won't tell me. She said, why should I

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  1021. show you my evidence?

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  1022. So I don't know if she's bluffing.

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  1023. Stop disclosing personal financial info.

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  1024. I didn't. What, what financial

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  1025. info? I just said something. I can't

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  1026. remember now. What's on the SD card? Be

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  1027. honest. I already told you, it's

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  1028. screenshots of me having a Skype

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  1029. conversation with someone. And, um,

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  1030. videos and

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  1031. nudes.

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  1032. But what if she photoshopped stuff and

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  1033. then puts on the SD card and then claims

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  1034. it's mine? How easy would that be? You

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  1035. just go onto Google and type in Skype

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  1036. conversation with girl, and then you edit

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  1037. out the man, and then you just place in

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  1038. me. Look, you can do it right now. I

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  1039. challenge you right now. Screenshot my

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  1040. face right now, and then go onto Skype,

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  1041. make a phone call with someone, video

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  1042. call, and then just screenshot that, and

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  1043. then edit out yourself or the guy, and

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  1044. then just paste in my face that you've

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  1045. screenshotted now, and then you can say,

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  1046. oh look, Daniel was Skyping With a girl.

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  1047. Send your submissions to me to show you

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  1048. how easy it is.

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  1049. So easy. The files are dated.

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  1050. What if the files were dated from when I

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  1051. copied and pasted it, not from when I

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  1052. created it? Send your wife a dick pic with

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  1053. the caption She already

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  1054. has my dick pic.

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  1055. I could send her the video of my business

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  1056. trip to London and show her that nothing

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  1057. happened. I don't understand

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  1058. why she's pissed off though, that she knew

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  1059. that that

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  1060. I'm interested in other girls. Hiding in

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  1061. my cell. Hahaha.

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  1062. Livestream from my prison cell. She knew,

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  1063. she knew that I have, um,

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  1064. you know, that I like girls and have a

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  1065. problem keeping it in my pants. And

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  1066. obviously after I'm free from the

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  1067. marriage, she should have known that, you

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  1068. know,

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  1069. I'm not just gonna sit in my home alone,

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  1070. am I? Moping around about it.

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  1071. Why is she surprised and shocked that I'm

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  1072. looking for other girls now?

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  1073. Not saying that I did anything, I'm just

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  1074. saying why is she surprised that I'm not

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  1075. gonna become a monk, I'm not gonna become

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  1076. a celibate, for the next 10 years because

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  1077. I'm heartbroken.

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  1078. I even admitted to her last year when she

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  1079. texted me, she asked me, Daniel, do you

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  1080. want to sleep with other girls? I just

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  1081. came out and I said, yes, I do, but I

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  1082. wouldn't because I'm with you. So she

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  1083. knows that That,

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  1084. um, I like to double

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  1085. dip. Sorry, I couldn't think of a better

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  1086. She's angry you don't need her.

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  1087. I hope she sues him. That would be

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  1088. amazing. Okay, you're banned,

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  1089. banned from my channel.

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  1090. Chihiro is being the most scummy person on

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  1091. earth, divorcing Daniel after his dad dies

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  1092. and sues him and takes the inheritance

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  1093. after his death. Yeah, there's no two ways

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  1094. around it. You can't excuse that.

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  1095. That behavior. Yeah, I did something bad,

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  1096. but then she's

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  1097. trying to take my dad's money that was

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  1098. supposed to be left for me.

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  1099. Just because I did something scummy

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  1100. doesn't justify someone else doing

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  1101. something scummy. It's like saying, oh

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  1102. well, that guy murdered someone, so it's

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  1103. okay if I murder someone. Oh, that guy

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  1104. stabbed me in the eye, so it's okay if I

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  1105. stab him in the eye.

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  1106. Doesn't work like that. Would I ever

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  1107. go back to her? Well, I was seriously

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  1108. thinking about it last livestream, but now

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  1109. definitely not.

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  1110. Now I have to delete a bunch of videos as

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  1111. well. So either

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  1112. delete the videos or go through each

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  1113. of them one by one blurring out her face,

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  1114. which would take ages. Do you know how

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  1115. many video— videos I have where she

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  1116. appears in them?

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  1117. I can't even remember. I typed in wife in

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  1118. my search bar, but then I have some videos

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  1119. which don't have the word wife in the

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  1120. video, but she's in them.

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  1121. Just hide the videos, unlist them,

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  1122. private them. Yeah, I won't actually

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  1123. delete them, I'll just private it.

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  1124. So, um, if you want to see them,

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  1125. go and watch them now whilst they're still

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  1126. there. And download them and re-upload

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  1127. Oh, thank you, Asriel. See you later too.

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  1128. Oh, sorry, I lost a business contract

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  1129. because she heard me talking about my

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  1130. planned business trips to Europe and she

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  1131. said she didn't want to be just another

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  1132. Bowl of cereal.

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  1133. I'm getting good at this code working.

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  1134. You know my last video where I talked

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  1135. about rubber duckies? Still monetized.

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  1136. That video is still monetized because I

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  1137. said rubber duckies instead of you know

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  1138. what. Isn't it sad that this is the point

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  1139. we've gotten to where I have to create

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  1140. code words for things? To talk about

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  1141. naughty things, I have to make code words.

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  1142. It's like being back in school and we're

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  1143. trying to talk about naughty things

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  1144. without the teacher finding out. The

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  1145. teacher being the YouTube AI.

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  1146. What the fuck is a rubber ducky? Well, if

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  1147. you heard it in the context that I was

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  1148. talking about, I think most people would

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  1149. understand what it is. Yeah, that's right,

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  1150. a condom.

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  1151. I'm thinking about just making a

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  1152. completely new language.

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  1153. Oh, those cats are chasing each other

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  1154. again. I think using different code words

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  1155. is, is fine. It's good enough. The AI

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  1156. isn't going to demonetize me for saying a

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  1157. rubber ducky or, or cereal

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  1158. or business trip. If it demonetized

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  1159. everyone who said the words business trip,

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  1160. that'd be kind of ridiculous.

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  1161. I'm smarter than the AI. The AI

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  1162. thinks it can stop me from talking about

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  1163. business.

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  1164. It wasn't really a serious video.

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  1165. That's why it was uploaded on April 1st.

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  1166. It was kind of half serious. I do think in

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  1167. some ways, um,

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  1168. I'm, I'm doing a good deed by not driving.

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  1169. And I don't know about the rubber duckies

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  1170. thing, actually. I just made that up.

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  1171. That was just off the top of my head. I

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  1172. don't really think that rubber ducky use

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  1173. is filling the oceans with plastic.

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  1174. Also, it's true I've never been to the

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  1175. hospital before, so I've never had to use

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  1176. the NHS because

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  1177. I take care of my body. I eat bacon every

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  1178. day. Have I done anal?

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  1179. I can't answer that, that's not family

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  1180. friendly. Do I really think that I'm

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  1181. better than you lot?

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  1182. I think I should say no.

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  1183. Depends what you mean by better.

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  1184. What, what counts as a good person?

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  1185. What would make me better than you? I

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  1186. don't know, maybe I'm better than some of

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  1187. you but worse than others.

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  1188. I can't be— out of all the people here,

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  1189. how many people are here? Nearly 900.

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  1190. Out of the nearly 900 people here,

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  1191. there's no way that I can be the worst

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  1192. person out of all of us. Come on, someone

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  1193. must have murdered someone here. In this

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  1194. chat, you don't

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  1195. have to worry. Not you're not going to get

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  1196. caught on a YouTube livestream chat.

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  1197. There must be someone here who has done

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  1198. something morally shady that's

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  1199. worse than me. I'm not going to sit here

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  1200. and say I'm the worst person out of all of

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  1201. you lot. I have some pride, you know.

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  1202. A lot of people didn't find it very funny,

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  1203. and I got 400 dislikes on that last video.

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  1204. Well, I think that just proves that a lot

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  1205. of people don't have a sense of humor and

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  1206. take themselves way too seriously.

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  1207. Isn't it interesting that, you know, I

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  1208. have 89,000 subs? How much money are you

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  1209. willing to bet that at least one of those

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  1210. subs is someone who

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  1211. died.

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  1212. What if some— what if a dead person is

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  1213. subbed to me? Oh, thank you, Andy, that's

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  1214. very generous for that $50.

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  1215. Congratulations on your newfound freedom.

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  1216. Now let's go dancing, lover boy.

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  1217. Lover boy. What is that pronunciation?

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  1218. My wife is eyeballing those donations

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  1219. thinking that's all gonna be mine after I

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  1220. sue him. Yeah,

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  1221. I was saying there must be at least one

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  1222. dead person who subscribed to me, or there

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  1223. must be at least one person who has gone

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  1224. to prison, who's in prison right now, but

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  1225. he's still subbed to me. Those cats are at

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  1226. it again. They're gonna get run over.

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  1227. Look at how they just run across the road

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  1228. without even looking. Who's that black

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  1229. That's a new one. I've never seen that one

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  1230. And then someone said, if you're such a

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  1231. good person, um, tell us about the good

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  1232. things you've done. Well, firstly, I

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  1233. donated $15 to TotalBiscuit's wife after

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  1234. he passed away. I thought that was a

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  1235. pretty good deed. I didn't get anything

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  1236. out of that. Well, that's not true.

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  1237. I did feel good about it, so I

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  1238. kind of did it to make myself feel good as

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  1239. well. $10 for the Chihiro fund. Oh,

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  1240. thanks, Tommy. I'm gonna need it.

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  1241. What else have I done that's good?

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  1242. Um, I chatted to fans and that made them

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  1243. very happy. I didn't have to, didn't

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  1244. really get anything from chatting to fans.

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  1245. They were pretty happy when, when they got

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  1246. a reply from me.

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  1247. I think that's nice of me to do, nice

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  1248. thing for me to do.

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  1249. What else have I done? I saved a rabbit

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  1250. from my cat and I released it back into

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  1251. the wild, but it died the next day. I

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  1252. found it lying there, cold and stiff.

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  1253. What else?

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  1254. Um, I don't know. I don't

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  1255. do charity work. I don't donate money

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  1256. apart from TotalBiscuit's wife. I don't do

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  1257. charity work. I don't help old grannies

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  1258. across the street.

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  1259. You can divorce without your wife's

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  1260. consent in the UK. Are you sure?

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  1261. I hope so, because boy, have I got stories

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  1262. for you. That cat's pissing all over the

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  1263. place. Look at it. Marking its territory.

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  1264. If Toffee was still alive, he'd give it a

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  1265. good whacking.

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  1266. Oh yeah, my Instagram, Rabbit— Rabbits Ate

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  1267. My Family. Please follow me. I'm nearly at

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  1268. 7K followers. Overtook that twat Toshi.

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  1269. He's stuck at 5.8K. Ha!

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  1270. Thinks he's so good because he hitchhikes

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  1271. around the world. Oh, look at me, I

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  1272. hitchhike and I talk to people and I have

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  1273. a white girlfriend and I take boring

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  1274. photos on my Instagram.

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  1275. Ooh la la.

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  1276. Thinks he's so good because he has social

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  1277. skills and he can get a white pretty

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  1278. girlfriend, huh?

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  1279. Huh, yeah, well, I have more followers.

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  1280. Why do I have a cam in my front yard? So I

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  1281. can see what's happening, mainly. It's

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  1282. just a bit of fun.

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  1283. But she's crazy if she thinks I'm never

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  1284. gonna say anything bad about her at all on

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  1285. any platform. Obviously, if people ask me,

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  1286. then I'm gonna answer honestly. And it's

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  1287. not like she's perfect. Obviously, there,

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  1288. there are things that I could complain

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  1289. about her. But why does she keep checking?

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  1290. I don't understand why she keeps snooping

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  1291. around. What is she looking for?

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  1292. I said to her, let's get divorced, about

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  1293. 5, 4 weeks ago.

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  1294. So why is she still snooping around,

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  1295. stalking me,

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  1296. trying to get evidence and proof? It's

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  1297. over. What part, what part of let's get

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  1298. divorced don't you understand? It means

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  1299. that we're over. We're just still

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  1300. technically connected because

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  1301. we're married.

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  1302. But no, she wants me to act all nice and

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  1303. stay faithful, even though emotionally,

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  1304. to me, we're over. We're finished.

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  1305. Just because there's a document binding us

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  1306. together doesn't mean I'm still

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  1307. emotionally attached to her.

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  1308. Just got in the stream, can you update us

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  1309. on the situation? Wife wants sue me

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  1310. because she thinks I cheated in London.

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  1311. That's basically it, isn't it? Not even 10

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  1312. words. Somehow I managed to make this

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  1313. livestream an hour and a half.

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  1314. By the way, she of all people should

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  1315. understand what it feels like when you

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  1316. don't really feel sexually satisfied in a

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  1317. marriage and then you look elsewhere.

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  1318. Um, um, Australian guy.

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  1319. So she obviously thinks it's okay for her

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  1320. to do that, but then when someone else

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  1321. does it to her, oh, oh, I'm going to go to

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  1322. a lawyer and sue him. Talk about

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  1323. hypocrisy.

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  1324. So it's okay for her to do it but not okay

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  1325. for me to do it?

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  1326. What a hypocrite.

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  1327. And you can call me all the names you

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  1328. want, say that I'm playing the victim,

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  1329. but you can't deny what I said just now

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  1330. isn't true because everyone knows about

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  1331. the Australian guy.

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  1332. This all sounds like unnecessary drama

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  1333. that you don't need. Sign the papers and

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  1334. cut the dead weight. I did sign it and I

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  1335. sent it back to her, but now she's saying

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  1336. that she's not gonna file the papers.

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  1337. She's gonna keep me married to her so that

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  1338. she can screw me over and so that I

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  1339. can't talk about business trips,

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  1340. otherwise she'll be able to sue me again.

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  1341. Maybe she can sue me multiple times if I

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  1342. kept cheating after

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  1343. being sued the first time.

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  1344. I hate this GoPro case, it's so difficult

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  1345. to unclip it. It feels like your

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  1346. fingernails are going to snap off. Why is

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  1347. it so strong? Why is it so tight?

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  1348. Idiots. Don't know what they want people

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  1349. to snap their fingernails off to open

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  1350. this.

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  1351. Am I intimidated by Kanae? No,

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  1352. he looks like a Big lumbering lumberjack

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  1353. with no brains who resorts to violence

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  1354. because he's too dimwitted to debate

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  1355. things. You know, like a caveman. Oh,

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  1356. oh, I can't, can't use words to prove my

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  1357. point, so I'll just hit him over the head

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  1358. with a big club because I'm bigger and

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  1359. stronger. Mmm. That's his logic.

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  1360. Some guy got sent to jail for 28 days

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  1361. because he threw an egg at someone,

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  1362. at Jeremy Corbyn. So if you get 28 days

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  1363. for lobbing an egg, imagine how long you'd

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  1364. get just for punching me. So if you're

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  1365. willing to go to prison Then yeah, come

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  1366. and punch me. I'll make content out of it.

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  1367. Give me a nice black eye so I can get a

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  1368. thumbnail. I'll make content and money off

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  1369. it. You'll get sent to prison, and then my

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  1370. wounds will heal. And then you'll look

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  1371. like the evil guy, the aggressor.

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  1372. I'll look like the poor person who got

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  1373. beaten up by a guy who's bigger than him,

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  1374. and then everyone will be on my side. So

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  1375. it's just win-win. Basically for me. No,

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  1376. no one's gonna cheer for a 6-foot-tall guy

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  1377. beating up a skinny little 5-foot-9 guy,

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  1378. are they?

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  1379. It's kind of stupid of him trying to fight

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  1380. me. Can you imagine me standing next to

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  1381. him? I look like a little twig.

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  1382. He didn't mean fight in like in the

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  1383. street. Yeah, he wanted to box me in a

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  1384. boxing ring.

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  1385. I don't want to fight people, even if he

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  1386. even if he was the same size as me or even

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  1387. if he was smaller than me. Why would I

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  1388. want to fight someone because he doesn't

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  1389. like me? I don't care if he doesn't like

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  1390. me. A lot of people don't like me. I don't

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  1391. want to beat them up. Beating them up

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  1392. isn't going to benefit me. Okay, maybe

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  1393. I'll feel good about it if I successfully

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  1394. beat them up, but I'm not interested in

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  1395. beating people up. Okay.

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  1396. I don't approve of physical violence

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  1397. unless it involves my hand beating on my

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  1398. Daniel Jr.

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  1399. Did I watch Roadie in Japan's reaction to

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  1400. my content? No, but I did notice a few of

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  1401. his comments of him saying creepy stuff

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  1402. about my sister, which is a bit weird.

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  1403. Oh, opened it.

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  1404. You said you would kick a small dog.

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  1405. Yeah, I would like to if it was barking at

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  1406. me, but I wouldn't actually do it.

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  1407. There's a lot of things I'd like to do,

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  1408. but I wouldn't actually do.

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  1409. How many times do I beat Daniel Jr.?

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  1410. Today, only twice.

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  1411. But then sometimes I think about my

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  1412. upcoming business trip to Germany and get—

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  1413. I get a bit excited. I watched,

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  1414. um, how can I word this?

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  1415. I watched German videos for

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  1416. the first time ever. German women sound

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  1417. kind of hot when they're doing business,

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  1418. I have to say.

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  1419. They don't do that irritating screeching

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  1420. that Japanese women do. They sound like

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  1421. they're enjoying it.

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  1422. I have a girl in Germany. No, I can't, I

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  1423. can't say that now because I'll get sued.

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  1424. Let's just say I have a business contact.

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  1425. I have a— what's the word— liaison.

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  1426. No, it's not business.

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  1427. I don't want her to think that it's only

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  1428. business.

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  1429. I am still looking for love. A lot of

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  1430. people don't understand me, or they

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  1431. misunderstand me. They think I'm only

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  1432. interested in cereal, but I'm, I'm looking

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  1433. for love. I'm not just looking for

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  1434. one-bottle stands. I would

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  1435. like to find the one and then settle down.

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  1436. It's just I, I've never found the one yet.

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  1437. I don't care how many bowls of cereal I

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  1438. have to get through to find the one. I

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  1439. will devour the entire shelf

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  1440. of cereal in the supermarket if it means

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  1441. I have to— if that means— if that's what I

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  1442. have to do to To find the one bowl.

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  1443. It's hard, it's not easy.

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  1444. Oh, I can smell something very nice

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  1445. cooking.

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  1446. I'm just looking for love and settle down,

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  1447. to find someone, you know, to spend the

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  1448. rest of my life with in my £1 million

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  1449. valued home.

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  1450. Am I going there for a sausage fest? Yes,

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  1451. I'm going to sample the German sausage

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  1452. that's on offer.

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  1453. The German sausage sampling trip.

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  1454. Going to sample the goods that they have.

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  1455. I kind of like the way I have to code word

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  1456. everything now. It just makes it kind of

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  1457. challenging in a fun way. It was boring

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  1458. when I could just say all these gross

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  1459. words. I do miss saying the explicit

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  1460. words now and then. I just want to say

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  1461. sometimes I can't say it now. I'd get

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  1462. in trouble, get spanked.

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  1463. You will probably never find love. No,

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  1464. don't say that. There must be someone out

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  1465. there that I could fall in love with,

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  1466. and then she'll break my heart,

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  1467. and then I'll write a hateful song about

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  1468. Will I now be learning German? No, I'm not

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  1469. learning languages anymore. I'm done,

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  1470. done with that.

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  1471. Oh shit, she's watching this stream.

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  1472. I don't think— I'm

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  1473. not sure. I already scared away one

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  1474. business contact because I talked too much

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  1475. about it. I don't, I don't really know

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  1476. what she wants though. Is she looking for

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  1477. a relationship? I'm not saying that we

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  1478. should rush into a relationship.

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  1479. Shit, I'm gonna get sued for this.

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  1480. I'm not saying that I'm not interested in

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  1481. a relationship, but then I'm not saying

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  1482. that I expect one from you.

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  1483. We'll just see how it goes. You know, if

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  1484. it happens, it'll happen. If it doesn't,

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  1485. then maybe

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  1486. we can stay friends.

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  1487. I'm gonna get sued.

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  1488. I said to my wife that I blocked her, but

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  1489. I didn't really. Hopefully she thinks I

    Segment details1:39:44–1:39:46 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1488
  1490. blocked her and she doesn't message me.

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  1491. What's she gonna do? Is she gonna say,

    Segment details1:39:48–1:39:50 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1490
  1492. oh, I just came back from the lawyer, he

    Segment details1:39:50–1:39:51 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1491
  1493. said that you have to pay me £20,000?

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  1494. Or else the Japanese Yakuza will

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  1495. come and remove your kneecaps.

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  1496. Seriously, what are they gonna do?

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  1497. Are the English police gonna come and

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  1498. make me pay £2,000?

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  1499. I'm not scared. And if her biggest

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  1500. win over me is me not being able to go

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  1501. back to Japan or else I get arrested, I

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  1502. don't really care, you know. I'm done with

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  1503. Japan. I, I've been to Japan 8 times.

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  1504. I've sampled all of the cereal that Japan

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  1505. has to offer. I'm ready to spread my wings

    Segment details1:40:36–1:40:39 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1504
  1506. to, to other,

    Segment details1:40:39–1:40:42 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1505
  1507. other places now.

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  1508. Is she your first white business partner?

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  1509. No, but I can't tell you about the first

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  1510. one. Friends are nice, but full-on cereal

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  1511. is where it's at. Grinning face with big

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  1512. eyes. Oh, thank you, Andy.

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  1513. Japanese law doesn't work outside of

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  1514. Japan, so maybe you can avoid the lawsuit

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  1515. by not going there anymore. Oh, then I'm

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  1516. banned from Japan, aren't I? Who the hell

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  1517. do they think they are? We won the war.

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  1518. Now they're acting like they, they own us.

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  1519. They should be lucky. They should be

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  1520. That, um, you know what,

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  1521. do I still want to date Japanese girls?

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  1522. Not really. So I wouldn't say

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  1523. no if she was hot, but I'm

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  1524. not, I'm not obsessed with them anymore

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  1525. like I used to be. What have I done

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  1526. to warrant being sued? Well, apparently

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  1527. I'm being accused of cheating and

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  1528. adultery.

    Segment details1:42:16–1:42:17 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1527
  1529. Hope she wins, you scumbag. Shut up. Go

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  1530. suck on her sausage.

    Segment details1:42:25–1:42:25 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1529
  1531. Boo Bowser.

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  1532. Weird username that doesn't even mean

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  1533. anything. Can't even make a good YouTube

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  1534. username. What a loser. Plays Mario.

    Segment details1:42:38–1:42:41 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1533
  1535. Look, it's that big fat dragon from Mario.

    Segment details1:42:41–1:42:43 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1534
  1536. What a loser. Only babies play Mario.

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  1537. Play a real man's game like Rainbow Six,

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  1538. then come back and talk.

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  1539. Have I told a lawyer yet? No,

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  1540. but a lot of you guys have reassured me

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  1541. that I don't have anything to worry about,

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  1542. so I'm feeling pretty good now. Actually,

    Segment details1:43:01–1:43:03 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1541
  1543. it's a bit shocked that she would resort

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  1544. to this, but she

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  1545. is a woman after all.

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  1546. Shit, I need to be careful about

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  1547. Maybe I should start— oh, I don't want to.

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  1548. What if someone's catfishing me to

    Segment details1:43:44–1:43:48 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1547
  1549. trick me into meeting up for business,

    Segment details1:43:49–1:43:53 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1548
  1550. and then they screenshot the conversation,

    Segment details1:43:53–1:43:55 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1549
  1551. send it to my wife as proof?

    Segment details1:43:55–1:43:56 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1550
  1552. So anyone could be on her side trying to

    Segment details1:44:04–1:44:07 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1551
  1553. trick me. It might even be a girl who's

    Segment details1:44:07–1:44:11 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1552
  1554. trying to trick me.

    Segment details1:44:11–1:44:12 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1553
  1555. Fuck.

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  1556. I need to get this stupid marriage

    Segment details1:44:24–1:44:26 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1555
  1557. Some hot girl might message me, flirt with

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  1558. me, and then trick me into sending nudes,

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  1559. and then trick me into meeting up, and

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  1560. then, you know, she would have all the

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  1561. screenshots of, of that conversation.

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  1562. I would Skype with the German girl first.

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  1563. I'm pretty sure she's real.

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  1564. She even offered to, um, have a phone call

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  1565. with me, but I, I decided not to.

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  1566. You wouldn't offer to do a voice phone

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  1567. call unless you're actually a girl,

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  1568. unless you can speak very convincingly as

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  1569. a girl. Hello, is this Daniel?

    Segment details1:45:21–1:45:24 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1568
  1570. How are you?

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  1571. Why did your wife write such a touching

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  1572. letter and then sue? It's because she

    Segment details1:45:34–1:45:37 · rev_2418ebc80e897e31fd25eb09e826e059_1571
  1573. recently found out about my London trip.

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  1574. And then my upcoming German— Germany trip.

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  1575. And she got a bit upset, which I'm not

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  1576. sure why, because she must understand that

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  1577. after everything is signed and done, I'm

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  1578. gonna go off and look for someone else.

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  1579. I'm just gonna sit here all by myself

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  1580. crying over her, am I? I move

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  1581. on pretty quickly. Ask them for a

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  1582. verification photo. Verification photo is

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  1583. a good idea, but what if— what

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  1584. if they're on her side and they send me a

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  1585. verification photo just to trick me, and

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  1586. then they still screw me over, and they

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  1587. don't really care about me seeing them

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  1588. nude? They don't even have to be nude,

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  1589. actually. They could just be wearing

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  1590. clothing and then send me a sign. Send me

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  1591. a photo of them holding a sign.

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  1592. Excuse me.

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  1593. She's just vindictive and petty.

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  1594. That's the only reason. If you switched it

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  1595. around and then I found out that she was

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  1596. meeting up with a guy already, I wouldn't

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  1597. care. I'd be a bit surprised that

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  1598. she found someone so quickly. I wouldn't

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  1599. start whinging about it and then trying to

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  1600. sue her. I would just say, oh, my wife

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  1601. found a new guy. Good for her.

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  1602. I wouldn't— wouldn't start stalking her to

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  1603. dig up dirt, would I? That'd be weird.

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  1604. Come on, you have to agree with me. What

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  1605. she's doing is kind of crazy and stalkery.

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  1606. It's not what a normal sane person would

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  1607. do, is it? A normal person would just say,

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  1608. oh, you're a dick, Daniel. Sign divorce

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  1609. papers, get it over and done with. Why

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  1610. would you go through all that trouble of

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  1611. trying to sue and going to court,

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  1612. meeting up with lawyers, getting—

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  1613. collecting proof and evidence? Come on,

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  1614. it's nuts. A sane,

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  1615. logical person wouldn't do that.

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  1616. It's not worth it. I'm not going to change

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  1617. Making me pay a little bit of money isn't

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  1618. really going to change anything apart from

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  1619. I'll have a bit less money. It's not going

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  1620. to bankrupt me.

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  1621. It's not about money because I even— I

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  1622. already gave her a lot of money, gave her

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  1623. £1,000,

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  1624. and she has all my stuff which is worth at

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  1625. least a couple thousand. I had an MSI

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  1626. 15-inch, really good gaming laptop, iPad

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  1627. Pro, Blue Yeti microphone,

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  1628. gaming mouse, which is pretty expensive.

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  1629. And how much money did it really cost her?

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  1630. Okay, because of me we moved places, but I

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  1631. already paid— I already paid my half for

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  1632. the new place. I paid for the sofa, I paid

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  1633. for my half of the moving

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  1634. stuff and the contract. So the only thing

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  1635. she'd have to pay for is another moving

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  1636. van and a new place, and I think the

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  1637. £1,000 would cover that. Wouldn't it?

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  1638. And my stuff, my laptop, that would cover

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  1639. Plus she got 2 free trips to Malaysia

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  1640. where she didn't pay a penny.

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  1641. I mean, one trip to Malaysia and one trip

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  1642. to England. It's not about money.

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  1643. It's not going to teach me a lesson

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  1644. though, is it? The only lesson it will

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  1645. teach me is not to get married ever again.

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  1646. I'm not going to change my ways.

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  1647. You got married so you could stay in

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  1648. Japan. I didn't. People keep saying that

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  1649. and it's not true. I did not get married

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  1650. to stay in Japan. I got married so I could

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  1651. stay with her. There's a big difference.

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  1652. I got married so I could stay with her,

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  1653. so we could stay together, not so

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  1654. I could stay in Japan. I didn't really

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  1655. care about staying in Japan.

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  1656. Do I look like I'm in love with Japan? Do

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  1657. I look like Chris or The Anime Man? Do I

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  1658. look like I give a shit about Japanese

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  1659. culture and food and language?

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  1660. Come on,

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  1661. use your common sense.

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  1662. What? Daniel is intentionally transphobic?

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  1663. I'm not transphobic.

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  1664. I just think it's a little bit strange,

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  1665. but I'm not transphobic.

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  1666. Oh, I meant to say he's not intentionally

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  1667. transphobic. Well, that makes a big

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  1668. difference to the sentence. I think

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  1669. a lot of things are strange. I think, um,

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  1670. I think humans in general are very

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  1671. strange.

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  1672. You're being sued and you know your wife

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  1673. might be gathering evidence right now.

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  1674. It's obvious, obvious you're just watching

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  1675. your mouth. I am. I'm trying to be very

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  1676. careful not to admit to anything that did

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  1677. not happen. Nothing happened, so I, so I

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  1678. don't actually have to be careful because

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  1679. there's nothing I could accidentally admit

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  1680. to. I'm a good boy.

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  1681. Stop adding phobic. That's for fear, not

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  1682. hate. Yeah, if I was transphobic,

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  1683. wouldn't it mean I'm scared of trans

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  1684. people? But then you have that word

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  1685. homophobic. Does that mean you're afraid

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  1686. of homos, or does it mean

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  1687. you hate them?

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  1688. Anti-homo.

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  1689. Am I gonna delete some videos because of

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  1690. the lawsuit? I think I have to take down

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  1691. the videos where she's in them. I don't

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  1692. want to. Some of them have a lot of views.

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  1693. Or should I just let her file a privacy

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  1694. complaint and then if I have to, I'll just

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  1695. blur her face out? Oh, it's such a pain in

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  1696. the backside.

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  1697. Just blur her. Do you think that's enough?

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  1698. Then I have to go through and at least 30

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  1699. videos where her face is

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  1700. in them. Oh well, well, well.

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  1701. Oh well, well, well.

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  1702. Oh, it's such a shame I can't tell you.

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  1703. Well, well, well.

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  1704. Well, well, well, I'm not saying anything.

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  1705. I'm just in a good mood.

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  1706. I'm just in a good mood.

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  1707. Oh, oh.

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  1708. Oh, if only I could tell you.

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  1709. Germany.

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  1710. So someone's really

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  1711. excited about his business trip.

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  1712. No, I'm just in a good mood today.

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  1713. Oh, life's good sometimes.

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  1714. Nothing. I'm not laughing about anything

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  1715. in particular.

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  1716. Do you think this manic laughing is

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  1717. helping me against my My lawsuit.

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  1718. I nearly choked on my saliva.

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  1719. Do you think I'd be any good at poker?

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  1720. Can you imagine me playing poker and I had

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  1721. a really good hand and I'm just sitting

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  1722. there like this?

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  1723. I'd suck. I'd be so bad at poker.

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  1724. I can't even control it. I can't even

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  1725. control my face right now.

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  1726. Daniel just found out she's actually a he.

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  1727. No, definitely not.

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  1728. Quite the opposite.

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  1729. Your laugh is weird. No, it's not. It's

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  1730. beautiful.

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  1731. Am I ignoring the Swedish girl that wants

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  1732. to sleep with you? Comment, that's

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  1733. obviously a catfish. I think that's fairly

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  1734. obvious.

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  1735. That's a very awkward laugh. Well, now you

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  1736. know why I don't laugh. Don't you? Do you?

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  1737. Let me check.

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  1738. Wow, I've got a lot of helpful messages

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  1739. about my lawsuit.

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  1740. Thanks for the reassurance.

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  1741. Oh, thank you, D— Dio Brando,

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  1742. for the PHPs. Not sure what that is

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  1743. though. PHP.

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  1744. Well, well, well, good luck with the

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  1745. lawsuit. Filipino pesos,

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  1746. I'm guessing. PHP sounds like an internet—

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  1747. I mean, a coding language.

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  1748. Palestinian Polish herpes.

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  1749. I have no idea.

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  1750. PhB. Had it before.

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  1751. Your wife can sue the woman you cheated

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  1752. with under Japanese law. That's not very

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  1753. nice. Why would you do that to such a

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  1754. young lady? A lung yadi. Oh, I got

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  1755. it right! Filipino pesos. I didn't even

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  1756. know they used pesos. I thought peso was

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  1757. Polish herpes.

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  1758. Why write a letter and then sue? I know,

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  1759. she wrote me a very nice, loving,

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  1760. heartfelt letter and then A few days

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  1761. later, oh, I'm gonna sue you, teach you a

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  1762. Philippines was colonized by Spain. I

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  1763. didn't know that. Is that why the

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  1764. president is, is called

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  1765. Duterte, which sounds like a Spanish name?

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  1766. Doesn't sound very Filipino-y.

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  1767. That guy is pretty funny. Have you seen

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  1768. him on the news where he goes, if you're

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  1769. going to sell drugs, I will kill you. I

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  1770. will kill you all. Wouldn't it be so funny

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  1771. if Donald Trump said something like that?

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  1772. Mexicans trying to get over the border, I

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  1773. will kill you all. That'd be hilarious.

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  1774. Have you ever heard a leader of a country

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  1775. just come out publicly and admit to

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  1776. planning on killing everyone that opposes

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  1777. What a mad lad he is.

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  1778. Can't believe Trump is older than my dad.

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  1779. Trump looks pretty young because he has a

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  1780. fake tan and a wig, or he dyed his

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  1781. hair. He looks pretty young, doesn't he?

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  1782. I can't believe he's over 70 and he's

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  1783. running a country, and my dad dies at 64.

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  1784. I couldn't believe Dr. Phil is— how old is

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  1785. Dr. Phil? 68. He looks

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  1786. like he's in his 50s.

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  1787. 68, Dr. Phil. Just makes

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  1788. you think 64 is pretty young compared

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  1789. to 68 and 70, and then some people were

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  1790. 90.

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  1791. My dad really declined over the past

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  1792. years. I noticed it maybe a couple years

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  1793. ago. Noticed that he aged a lot, very

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  1794. rapidly. His face was very

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  1795. hollow looking, very saggy looking.

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  1796. My dad— I don't think my dad aged very

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  1797. well. Maybe it's the stress. My uncle,

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  1798. who's 67, he looks younger, but he didn't

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  1799. have any kids, so maybe he's less

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  1800. stressed.

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  1801. Um, oh, thank you, 808V.

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  1802. Do you want me to leave this stream up? I

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  1803. might have to trim off the last hour,

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  1804. especially the bit when I talked about

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  1805. people killing people. What else did I

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  1806. say? I can't believe she wants to sue you

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  1807. knowing you just lost your dad. Not very

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  1808. tasteful. I know, she has no tact. She

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  1809. doesn't care. She's just on a mission,

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  1810. on the road to revenge.

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  1811. I'll trim off the last— I'll trim it off

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  1812. up until 40 minutes. When did I stop

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  1813. talking? I want to trim it off when I stop

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  1814. talking about the situation, because now

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  1815. I'm just rambling about random stuff and

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  1816. I'm just repeating. What happened? What's

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  1817. happening now isn't too important. We're

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  1818. just chilling out, having fun, shooting

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  1819. the breeze as they like to call it.

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  1820. I should have dinner now actually, 7:40

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  1821. PM.

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  1822. Why does she hate me so much? Because I

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  1823. went to London,

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  1824. but I never admitted to anything happening

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  1825. in London. It was just a Purity business

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  1826. trip. Pure business only with

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  1827. a bit of sightseeing. Can't sue me for

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  1828. that. Get out of here.

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  1829. Yeah, I went to London last Friday.

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  1830. I haven't really spoken about it much,

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  1831. mainly because I don't want to upset Okay,

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  1832. let's stop right there. Oh,

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  1833. this is tricky.

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  1834. She's assuming what you did in London.

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  1835. Well, apparently she has proof,

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  1836. but I don't know what proof she could

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  1837. beholding, and she's not telling me what

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  1838. this proof is, which is weird. If you had

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  1839. proof, why wouldn't you share it with me?

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  1840. She said, why should I share with you my

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  1841. proof? So I can see if it's legitimate

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  1842. or not, maybe. If it's just a fake

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  1843. Photoshop thing, then— which is because

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  1844. nothing happened, so it's obviously fake.

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  1845. She's drunk. You know, she could be drunk

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  1846. actually, because it happened— we talked

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  1847. about 2 hours, 3 hours ago, which was—

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  1848. what time is it in Japan? 7 here, so

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  1849. that's, uh, 7,

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  1850. 6. It must have been around 11 PM when she

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  1851. started messaging me. Maybe she went out,

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  1852. she drank a lot, and she came home and she

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  1853. was a bit nuts. I don't know,

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  1854. but she said she went to a solicitor and

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  1855. she talked about it. She sounded pretty

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  1856. serious apart from adding lol onto the end

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  1857. of several sentences.

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  1858. Oh, thank you, Reina Feos.

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  1859. Did I teach myself Japanese? Kind of.

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  1860. And my ex-girlfriends helped me a lot by

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  1861. practicing with me.

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  1862. You're, you're obviously lying. Your body

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  1863. language tells it all. You definitely did

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  1864. something. Well, well, according— if

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  1865. I'm correct about law, You can't get sued

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  1866. because of body language. That's silly.

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  1867. Worst lighting? I spent a lot of money on

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  1868. this ring light.

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  1869. Were they not already broken up by Friday?

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  1870. Why the fuck is it her business who he's

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  1871. fucking anyway at this point? Exactly. I

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  1872. told her let's get divorced about 4 weeks

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  1873. ago. So why is she still poking her nose

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  1874. around?

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  1875. I don't understand. After I say let's get

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  1876. divorced, it means it's over.

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  1877. Now she's just being petty.

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  1878. Oh, I'm very tired now.

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  1879. I wish I could make people moderators

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  1880. so, so they could blur out— help me blur

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  1881. out videos, but I need to trust them. I

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  1882. don't know if you can do that. I'm too

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  1883. lazy to do it. Should I worry about it? I

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  1884. don't want to get banned. I don't think

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  1885. you can get banned.

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  1886. Would it be so bad if I just took them

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  1887. down? I'm not getting any views from those

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  1888. videos. Those old videos from last year,

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  1889. me and my wife, they're not getting views.

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  1890. They get maybe 50 views a month.

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  1891. 50 views is like 0.00001 cent.

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  1892. Yeah, none of my old videos are getting

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  1893. many views. They're getting about, you

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  1894. know, a couple views here and there from

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  1895. people searching, but YouTube isn't

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  1896. pushing them out. YouTube doesn't push my

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  1897. videos out anymore. I think they've

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  1898. blacklisted me like Coach Red Pill. I

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  1899. cannot get any videos to get pushed out,

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  1900. even my divorce video, which was Which I

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  1901. had expectations for.

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  1902. The only people who view my videos now are

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  1903. people who are subscribed to me. Hardly

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  1904. getting any new people to the channel.

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  1905. Why haven't my subs gone up? Because every

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  1906. time I upload something or do a stream, a

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  1907. bunch of people unsubscribe. I have no

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  1908. idea why. You'd think that by now

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  1909. they must know what to expect from my

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  1910. channel. So why do they unsubscribe when

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  1911. I've released a new video? Are they

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  1912. surprised by what they heard?

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  1913. They should know already what they've been

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  1914. subscribed to.

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  1915. I warned you about trolling too much. I

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  1916. didn't troll. I only trolled a— I only

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  1917. trolled a couple times about,

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  1918. um, certain YouTubers.

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  1919. Oh, come on, some of the videos are

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  1920. obviously trolling videos, you know, the

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  1921. one where I talked about my dick cheese.

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  1922. And, um,

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  1923. it was a true story though. I did have

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  1924. very bad case of dick cheese when I was

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  1925. 14, so I don't know if that counts as

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  1926. trolling because it actually happened.

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  1927. The I'm better than you is obviously a

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  1928. troll. Um,

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  1929. I'd say it's half troll, but everything I

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  1930. said is true. I don't drive, I've never

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  1931. been to the hospital, and I don't use

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  1932. rubber duckies, but not because I want to

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  1933. save the oceans. I'm just saying that one

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  1934. of the benefits of me not using the rubber

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  1935. ducky is that I'm not polluting the ocean,

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  1936. which makes me better than people who do.

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  1937. I know what I said sounded pretty stupid,

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  1938. but you can't deny that it's true, can

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  1939. you? I don't drive, therefore I'm not

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  1940. contributing to traffic and pollution.

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  1941. How can you say that's trolling when it's

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  1942. technically true?

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  1943. So no, I don't think it was a troll video.

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  1944. But I knew people would think it's a

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  1945. stupid video,

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  1946. if that makes sense. That black cat keeps

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  1947. coming back and

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  1948. then running off again.

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  1949. Okay, so I'm gonna Just say it one last

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  1950. time while I'm being sued. My wife thinks

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  1951. I cheated. She thinks she has proof and

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  1952. evidence, and she saw a lawyer, and the

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  1953. lawyer said that she has enough evidence

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  1954. to sue me. And she's saying that I can't

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  1955. come back to Japan anymore. And yeah,

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  1956. she's pretty upset,

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  1957. but I don't think I should be worried.

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  1958. Should I be worried? Can she really do

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  1959. anything to me?

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  1960. Here. I think I'm gonna go now. It's

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  1961. getting late and I'm very hungry.

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  1962. Did I cheat? No, I, I deny all accusations

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  1963. of cheating. It never

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  1964. happened. I never admitted to it. There is

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  1965. no proof. So yeah, give it your best shot.

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  1966. Wifey, have fun wasting time and money

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  1967. seeing lawyers.

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  1968. I feel a lot better now because a few days

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  1969. ago I was so depressed about getting

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  1970. divorced and leaving her. I felt so sorry

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  1971. for her and I felt guilty, and I was

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  1972. thinking, well, maybe we— maybe we could

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  1973. get back together. She was a nice lady.

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  1974. But now all of that's just out the window.

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  1975. There's no way I could get back with her

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  1976. now, especially after this. So I

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  1977. feel so much better now. Oh, don't have to

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  1978. make that decision.

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  1979. Yeah, I definitely feel a lot better now.

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  1980. So thanks for watching.

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  1981. I'll leave this stream up, I guess, and

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  1982. I'll see you next time.

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