Roast Bacon and Mushrooms

There you are.

Yes, you practice

for 1 to 1 minute and you open the whole

cup and sit there.

What's her

name 30, again? Me? but my mom control. I

live in carriage. She was lucky,

I said that on this go out station. So she

was waiting for that doorway. Mom, can I

bring my friend? Such a nice teenage

child. I say yes, then she end up with

boyfriend. Say, why so late? He's not 5.

I don't know, I invite 5. I invite another

Are you fine, Daniel? And in my case, oh,

me too. Are you hanging out with those

people? Yeah, yeah, it's not— it's not—

she's brilliant. You got to let us know

where you are, and she— you're so far. So

one of the friend know my name, I even

give him hit up. You are very nice. Of

course, he's made that wrong.

Shouldn't have

dipped my face.

Oh, from here.

Secondhand? Why every time you buy

something you laugh? It is secondhand.

It's all packed nicely. Yeah, it's

refurbished. Really? Brand new,

it costs about 700, but I got it for 450.

Oh my God, you better pay me some rent. I

did. Where?

Where's the rent? Up my bum.

Insurance tax. Insurance house Yeah,

it came with the hand things.

Boring. It's not boring.

It's boring to me. You're boring.

Fun or camping

thing, you're not interested.

Okay, so waiting for my bacon to cook. As

you can imagine, it's kind of difficult to

make videos right now because there's so

many people in the house all the time.

And I don't have any alone time to just,

you know, sit down and have a long chat

like I used to. Who's making that noise?

Idiots riding motorbikes.

Where's he riding it? I can hear him, but

I can't see him. Anyway, um, yeah, it's

been difficult to make videos recently.

Because of all the people here, but I got

this new VR headset, HTC Vive

Cosmos, and it is pretty good.

So I got that for £500 secondhand. Brand

new, it's about £700. I tried to make it

work on my dad's computer, but his

computer is not good enough and it was

really laggy. So I brought it up to my

computer where I have a GTX 1060. And a

Core i5. It's a bit of an old computer, I

built it 5 years ago, but the GTX

1060 still works really well even for

Half-Life. I've got Half-Life running at

the moment, the new Half-Life: Alyx game.

Well, this is getting hot, maybe I should

turn it off when I'm not using it.

And you get these VR hand controllers.

It's really good. Um, it took a while to

set up. It wasn't working very good last

night because it was too dark, and when

it's dark— when it's too dark,

then it has difficulties tracking where

your hands are. But now in the daylight,

it's working perfectly fine, no problems.

I played it for about 2 hours and I feel

really sick with this massive headache.

And I've got this big red patch on my

forehead. I don't think you can see it,

but I feel so sick. I feel so motion sick

from the moving about, but it's really

cool. So you put it on and then you have

to make like a boundary where the edge of

your room is, and I made that. And then if

you get too close to the edges, then it

will give you a warning, like a grid a

warning grid saying that you're about to

bump into your boundary. And then you just

stand here and then you look around, kind

of like what I'm doing now. And then

you've got your hands in front of you so

you can grab things, and then the other

hand has a gun, and then you can shoot

stuff. And it's really cool because you

can aim, you can aim at things, and then

you reload. And you can grab pretty much

any objects that you can see and then

twist it around Like this.

You can do this in the game. Oh, idiot

riding a motorbike out there.

Anyway, yeah, I got this VR headset. It's

really good, it's a lot of fun, and I've

got a load of other games I haven't tried

out yet. I got this nature trek game, and

I got this scenery game where you walk

around in nature. It's kind of funny, I

could just go outside and walk around in

nature. Instead, I spent £7,500 on

this VR thing to give myself a headache in

a virtual reality nature setting, which

isn't really as good as the real thing.

So yeah, if you're wondering if Half-Life:

Alyx can play on a GTX 1060 with a Core i5

processor, It can.

Well, what's happening? I'm not sure why

it went orange. What happens if I pick it

up? I turned it off, that's why.

Uh, yeah, so that's my VR thingamajig.

I think it's pretty good. It's interesting

to play shooting games using a headset

instead of the traditional controllers.

Only problem is I feel really sick and I

can't play it for longer than a few hours.

Otherwise, I have this splitting. Used to

be my grandfather, but he died when I was

two, and I could wash the whole family

clothes. Do do do do do do. Oh look,

that's weird. The sausage was all wrinkly

when I put it in. Now it's bloated,

puffed up. Smells pretty good.

I think the bacon's ready. Ba ba da ba ba

ba. Oh,

crispy.

Interesting looking sausage.

Okay, so we have mushrooms.

So that she knew, I think, because she was

always breaking the bottle. Seeing like

consistency, left hand, her long finger,

because I thought it was one monkey

talking how she was.

The way she treat me totally

different. The voice and like, oh, sit

down, have you got any food? And she not

coming back. Tell me, can I mow the lawn?

Mom, can I do it? We want to try the

mower. Who are you?

I will mow the lawn for you.

So fast.

Don't press anything.

Okay, uh, now you got to start because you

start— smells like petrol. No, you put the

lock first. I'll sit here. Daniel, don't,

it's hot. Don't break it, it's 3,000 plus.

Now press, press it right to the end.

Yeah, every time you start you've

got higher. Yeah. Press more.

Okay, let go your leg. Okay, now stop.

Pull this up. No, no, no, don't pull

anything. Stop the engine.

I'm afraid. Wait, wait, wait.

Stop the engine and put it up.

There it goes.

Is it fun?

It's like driving a car. It's like a

go-kart.

Slow down.

Looks like

You broke it.