I JUST WALKED OUT ON MY BÏ_TCH WIFE

Oh my God,

I'm free. I'm finally free.

Why is it so windy here? Let's go into a

dark alleyway and I'll tell you everything

that happened.

Oh, you won't believe what happened. It

was crazy. Absolutely fucking

crazy. Oh, there's so

much to say, I don't even know where to

begin. So maybe you don't think that we've

been fighting much recently because I

haven't said anything about it, but trust

me, we've been fighting a lot. I just

haven't made videos about it.

Where the fuck am I going? There's a park

Jesus Christ, can you hear me properly?

I don't know how well the iPhone X does

for streaming, but I'm gonna give it a

shot. Oh, it was just such a

shitshow. Okay, let's start off with

yesterday at least. Yeah,

yesterday wasn't great because turns out

my wife had been checking my tweets on

Twitter. I didn't even know she was

watching me on Twitter. And she said she

found some tweets that I said— well, I

didn't say very nice things about her,

and then she got all upset about it like

she always does. I'm gonna sit here.

Fucking hell.

Okay, let me start with the Twitter.

So we had this huge fight yesterday on

Saturday. I think it was Friday actually,

I'm not sure. And then she said a bunch—

she said, why do you keep saying horrible

stuff about me on the internet? And I

said, that's just what I do. When I feel

upset, I talk about it. I say stuff, I

make tweets, I make videos, I talk about

it on my Discord. That's how I— that's how

I feel better. That's how I relieve

myself. I don't like just keeping quiet.

I don't have— well, I have a few friends

on the internet I can talk to, but that's

just not what I like. Expressing myself on

the internet, okay? That's how my whole

YouTube channel started. And she's been

watching my tweets on Twitter,

and she said she saw the tweets where I

said horrible stuff about her. We had this

huge argument. And then she said a bunch

of horrible stuff to me. She said stuff

like, I'm really boring, I just sit there

playing games on my phone all day, I don't

talk to her. There were times when she

said— she said that sometimes she

regretted getting married to me and she

wished she sent me back to England. And

then I got really upset about that, but I

didn't say anything because I felt like

that's fair. I said horrible stuff about

you, you can say horrible stuff about me.

So I just kept quiet, we went to sleep.

And then she— we didn't really talk the

next day. She just came home late after

drinking, and then we just went to

bed again. We said like 5 words to each

other on Saturday. And then Sunday came,

everything was fine. We woke up, we

cuddled, we made love, we had lunch, we

did some cleaning. And then about 5 PM,

we went shopping to buy a fan, an electric

fan, and we went for dinner. And this is

where it all fucking started. This is

where it all fucking started at dinner.

We went for dinner in this Chinese

restaurant and we were just sitting there

in silence because we have absolutely

fucking nothing in common and we just sit

in silence most of the time anyway. Do you

think we actually talk to each other? No,

we just sit there staring at the wall or

the TV or whatever. So we're in the

restaurant just sitting there in silence

eating food and then— I

don't know if some of you guys know this,

but I have a Pornhub channel. I made it as

a joke last year. When I was in England.

It was a fucking joke. I made a Pornhub

channel. I didn't upload any pornographic

stuff to it. I just uploaded one video of

my television when there was a sex scene

from a movie. That was it. You guys know I

have a Pornhub channel. It's like a joke,

isn't it? But recently,

recently I got verified as a model on

Pornhub. I just— I found out you can

actually get paid for making videos on

Pornhub. And, um, I decided

to sign up for it. I sent in photo

verification, and then a few days ago I

got an email from Pornhub saying that they

verified me and that I'm an official model

on Pornhub. And I thought that was really

funny. I made a tweet about it, and then I

decided to tell my wife when we was at

dinner at the restaurant. And I thought it

was funny. I was laughing, expecting her

to laugh as well. Oh, haha. That's funny,

you're a porn star now. Just a joke. But

she got angry. She got fucking angry.

And then she started having a tantrum in

the restaurant in front of other people,

which was embarrassing. And I was so

surprised, like, why are you angry about

this? It's a fucking joke. I'm not

actually gonna upload porn, you stupid

dumb bitch. It's a fucking joke.

And then she got all angry, we left the

restaurant, and she wouldn't talk to me.

She just stormed off in front of me. And

then we had another argument, and I said

something like, this is why we always sit

there in silence, not talking. It's

because we have nothing in common. You

have absolutely zero fucking sense of

And then she got all upset, and I said,

you're just a boring, stupid old woman

with no sense of humor. And then she

obviously got really upset about that,

and then she didn't say anything, and she

bought an electric fan. And then we went

back home to the station where we live.

And I just stormed off to the apartment in

front of her and I waited for her to open

the door. As soon as she opened the door,

I started packing. I just grabbed all my

stuff, I stuffed it into my bag here,

and she started chucking stuff at me,

like my hair straightener. She chucked my

hair straightener at me, so I just

chucked— I smashed it on the floor. I

smashed it as hard as I could on the floor

and it just shattered. And I chucked my

camera in the bin as well because I never

use it. And I chucked over half of my

stuff. I chucked all of my winter clothes

into a green plastic bag. I chucked my big

orange rucksack into a plastic bag.

And then I, I just took it out and I left

it. She kept chucking stuff at me, so I

grabbed her by the shoulders and I just

pushed her onto the bed and I said, just,

just sit still, don't fucking touch

anything. I'm going to sort my stuff out

And then I just packed all my stuff into a

bag and I just left. She didn't stop me

this time. The last 2 times I tried to

leave, she stopped me. She grabbed my bag,

she said, don't go. But this time she just

said, go. She said, get out. So I just

dumped the green plastic bags with my

winter clothes on the floor in the hallway

and I just left. And that was it.

I can't believe it actually happened.

I can't believe it happened like that. If

I was gonna leave, ideally I would have

liked it if I just left secretly when she

wasn't at work. I really didn't want to

have to leave when she was there whilst we

were both angry and smashing stuff and

shouting at each other.

And that was it. I think that's it.

That's everything that happened because I

became a model on Pornhub. It sounds like

a joke. Sounds like I'm making this all

up. I know what it sounds like, but it's

fucking true. I'm not making it up. You

can check my Pornhub. You can see I am a

verified model on Pornhub. No, I wasn't

gonna upload sex videos. Fucking stupid

woman. I said I'm not actually gonna

upload pornographic videos onto it, it's a

joke. And she still got angry. She said,

how am I supposed to take that as a joke?

What do you think any other woman would do

if her husband told her that he became a

porn star on a porn website? I said,

maybe if she has some fucking sense of

humor, she would laugh instead of having a

tantrum like a stupid bitch.

So boring. The last few weeks I have been

so depressed out of my mind. So she comes

home, she sits in front of the TV, she

stares at her phone, I stare at mine. We

don't say a single word to each other. We

barely talk about anything. We don't do

anything together. She's not interested in

anything apart from watching the TV and

sleeping. She's— oh, I don't know why

Japanese women are like this. Japanese

women are the most fucking boring people

on the planet. Every single Japanese woman

I've been with, they've been so fucking

boring. They don't do anything. They don't

have any hobbies. They go to their stupid

jobs and then they come home and they're

all tired and they go to sleep and they

wake up and they go back to work. That's

all they do. None of them are interested

in anything that's interesting. They have

zero personality,

nothing going on in their lives. They're

like robots, fucking robots. I'm so

sick of Japanese women. Oh, I can't even

begin to tell you. I'm just so— I'm done

with Japanese women. I'd rather fuck an

inanimate sex doll than another fucking

Japanese woman.

It's over. There's no going back from it

now. Just from this stream, she's— she

could be watching. She's definitely

watching. I think she's at least gonna see

it. You think I'm making this up? You

think I would get away with making this up

by calling her a bitch and saying all the

stuff I just said about her? It's not

fucking made up.

Oh, I'm so angry. So fucking

angry. I never even swear. When do I

ever swear? I never swear. I just— I need

to swear. Right now is the moment that

swearing is invented for. I don't agree

with people who just swear all the time as

if it's nothing. Swearing is made for a

purpose, and right now is the fucking

right time to swear.

Oh, I feel— I feel angry. I kind of knew

this was gonna happen. I feel so relieved.

You don't know how relieved I feel. I feel

like this really heavy blanket has been

lifted off of me, and now I'm finally

free. I was just waiting. I was— I knew it

was going to happen. I didn't know when.

I didn't have the guts to pull the trigger

myself. I was just waiting for the trigger

to be pulled by something happening like

today. I was just waiting for it, and I

was prepared. I've got everything packed

in my bag, like the most important things—

my wallet, my passport, my Visa,

uh, battery bank, phones, stuff like that.

I packed all that first, and then

afterwards clothing, socks, and that

doesn't really matter. I can replace the

replace that stuff easily. That's cheap

stuff. Oh, by the way, thanks for the

donation. I haven't really been watching

the stream, sorry. Oh my

God, why is my life like this? Why can

I never settle down? Why can I never find

someone who's interesting and

good-looking and not a bloody old woman?

So I smashed, I smashed, I smashed my £100

Nicky Clarke hair straightener that I

brought from the UK, and she's not using

it. I'm not gonna let her use it. I'm not

taking it. I have one of those wireless

ones now anyway. I just smashed it on the

floor and it shattered, so I was so angry.

I I felt like I was gonna hit her. I

didn't hit her, don't worry. I didn't hurt

her. The most I did was I pushed her away

because she kept coming at me. She kept

coming at me, chucking stuff at me and

punching me on the back.

And then I chucked my orange. I chucked— I

chucked my orange big rucksack across the

table and knocking everything off it

because she chucked it at me. I can't

believe how someone could get so angry

over something as stupid as Pornhub. How

can you not take a fucking joke?

How can you not take a joke? It's so

obvious it's a joke. I'm not actually

uploading any pornographic videos. But now

I'm so fucking pissed off right now, I

might actually do it. Might as well make

some money off it.

So I don't know what to do. That was the

whole story. If you just came to hear the

story, what happened, that was it. You can

leave now if you're not interested in

watching me be homeless for the night in

this stupid park whinging about stuff.

I'm not going back. There's no way I'm

going back. I'm burning the bridge.

I'm making it so when— there's no way I

can go back. There's no way she would even

want me to come back unless— the only way

she would want me to come back if she is

completely desperate and