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Living on a DUTCH Sailing Boat [scJJP7IjN5w]
2020-09-19 · 17 min
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Oh, look at my
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0:37–0:41 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_0new boat.
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0:41–0:42 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_1Hmm,
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1:12–1:13 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_2let's go inside.
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1:14–1:17 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_3My new home.
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1:21–1:22 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_4Wow, I'm in a boat!
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1:37–1:40 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_5Look at my new house. My boathouse.
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1:43–1:45 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_6Oh wow, there's a captain's jacket.
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2:00–2:02 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_7Should I wear it?
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2:03–2:04 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_8What's in
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2:14–2:20 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_9here? So this is the living room,
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2:25–2:28 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_10I guess. I like
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2:29–2:33 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_11the, um, The furniture, very fancy.
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2:33–2:37 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_12Oh, look at this.
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2:39–2:41 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_13Maybe I shouldn't touch it.
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2:44–2:45 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_14Oh, look at this stuff.
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2:48–2:49 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_15Very cherry. Okay,
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2:57–3:00 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_16so we'll go downstairs.
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3:00–3:01 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_17So this is the bathroom.
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3:17–3:21 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_18We've got 2 dishwashers— I mean washing
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3:22–3:25 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_19machines, not dishwashers. I've got my
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3:25–3:28 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_20shaver. That I put there earlier.
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3:28–3:32 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_21And this is the bathtub. Wow. And they've
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3:33–3:35 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_22got these incense sticks, I guess. What's
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3:36–3:39 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_23this? Candle.
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3:40–3:43 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_24Very romantic. Yes, got a nice jacuzzi
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3:43–3:47 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_25hot tub and
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3:47–3:51 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_26a sink with mirrors.
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3:51–3:53 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_27And we've got the toilet over here.
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3:57–3:59 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_28And he said when you flush it, you're
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4:02–4:03 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_29supposed to push this down for about 1
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4:04–4:06 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_30minute or 2 minutes. You don't just press
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4:07–4:10 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_31it and then leave. You have to sit there
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4:10–4:11 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_32holding it down. It's kind of strange.
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4:12–4:13 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_33And he also said, um,
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4:14–4:17 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_34not to flush toilet paper down the toilet.
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4:17–4:19 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_35So you have to put it into this bin. But
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4:20–4:22 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_36if I'm doing my business and I just put it
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4:23–4:25 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_37into the bin, is it— isn't it going to
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4:26–4:28 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_38stink? It's going to smell bad.
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4:28–4:29 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_39Hmm, kind of weird.
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4:32–4:33 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_40Okay, going into here, we have the
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4:37–4:39 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_41kitchen. We've got
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4:40–4:43 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_42a nice big round table. He gave me some
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4:44–4:46 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_43wine.
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4:47–4:47 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_44Heritage selection from 1690.
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4:50–4:54 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_45He didn't actually say if I could drink
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4:56–4:58 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_46it, but I'm guessing it's for
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4:58–5:01 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_47the guests. I don't really like wine
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5:02–5:04 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_48anyway, so maybe I'll just have some
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5:04–5:07 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_49apples. And here we have the kitchen
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5:07–5:09 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_50Sink. Some kitchen things.
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5:13–5:17 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_51Kettle. Coffee stuff.
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5:18–5:22 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_52Oh, mini crackers!
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5:24–5:27 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_53Maybe I'll have some of those.
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5:28–5:29 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_54Tiger Nutties grilled barbecue.
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5:34–5:37 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_55Those might be tasty.
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5:40–5:41 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_56Lots of tea, Morocco mint, and spices.
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5:43–5:46 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_57And over here we have a microwave toaster
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5:48–5:52 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_58oven. Whoa, nearly broke
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5:52–5:55 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_59it. From Siemens.
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5:56–5:58 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_60Cleaning stuff. Oh, it smells weird,
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6:04–6:08 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_61like, um, like spices.
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6:08–6:12 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_62Cumin spice. So we've got a nice
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6:12–6:16 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_63seating area over
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6:17–6:22 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_64there, so you can just relax here.
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6:22–6:25 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_65TV's a bit far away to watch it though.
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6:26–6:29 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_66Nice dining table, seats 5 people,
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6:31–6:34 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_67so you could sit here, have your dinner
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6:36–6:39 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_68with your friends and family.
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6:41–6:42 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_69And then a water machine and the
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6:46–6:50 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_70bedroom. The bed's kind of high up,
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6:50–6:54 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_71you've got to climb into it. I don't know
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6:54–6:57 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_72why they made it so high up. It looks a
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6:57–7:01 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_73bit short, doesn't it? I know I'm not very
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7:01–7:03 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_74tall, but aren't my feet going to be
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7:03–7:06 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_75poking off the edge?
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7:06–7:06 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_76So that's where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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7:10–7:12 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_77Let me try and get into the bed, see what
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7:13–7:16 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_78it's like. I'm not sure why— why
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7:16–7:21 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_79do they make the bed on this platform
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7:22–7:23 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_80raised up? Why didn't they just make it
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7:23–7:25 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_81lower so you don't have to climb into it?
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7:26–7:29 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_82Oh, it's quite nice. Oh, it goes further
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7:31–7:34 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_83back. So yeah,
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7:35–7:37 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_84it's quite good actually.
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7:37–7:40 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_85Ceiling's a bit, bit low, so you
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7:42–7:46 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_86have to be careful not to bang your head.
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7:46–7:48 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_87What's up here? Oh look, there's a hatch.
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7:55–7:58 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_88So I'm gonna be staying here for a few
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8:23–8:25 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_89nights. It's pretty expensive. Oh look,
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8:26–8:29 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_90I can do exercise!
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8:32–8:33 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_91It's been
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8:34–8:38 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_92such a long time since I lifted weights.
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8:39–8:40 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_932 kg. Oh no,
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8:41–8:44 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_94there's 2 2 kgs and 4 1 kgs,
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8:44–8:48 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_95so that's about 8 kg.
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8:49–8:51 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_96Oh yeah, I might leave this down here so
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8:53–8:57 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_97I can do some exercise a bit later.
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8:57–9:00 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_98Where's a safe place to put it?
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9:00–9:01 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_99Oh, finally a place where They've got
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9:04–9:07 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_100weights. I wonder if the
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9:07–9:10 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_101guy who owns this uses it. I met him when
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9:10–9:14 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_102I first came on board, didn't film it
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9:14–9:16 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_103obviously. He was quite an old guy, I
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9:16–9:19 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_104can't imagine him doing weightlifting,
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9:19–9:21 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_105pumping iron. Oh, I feel
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9:22–9:27 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_106a bit tired now. So yeah, I'll be staying
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9:28–9:30 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_107on my boat for a few nights. It's pretty
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9:30–9:34 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_108expensive, it's about £150 a night, so I
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9:34–9:37 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_109can't really stay very long.
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9:37–9:38 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_110I thought it'd be interesting, I've never
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9:41–9:43 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_111stayed on a boat before.
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9:43–9:44 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_112And then What will we be doing?
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9:58–10:00 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_113What's behind
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10:05–10:10 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_114this curtain?
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10:11–10:12 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_115Oh, is it a vacuum cleaner?
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10:18–10:20 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_116Vacuum cleaner, toilet paper.
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10:21–10:23 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_117Shampoo and stuff. I'm looking forward to
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10:25–10:28 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_118having a bath in this.
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10:28–10:30 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_119It looks really nice.
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10:31–10:33 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_120Oh, so you could sit up here or you could
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10:42–10:46 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_121sit down there. Where did I put the key?
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10:46–10:50 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_122Did I leave it in the door?
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10:51–10:52 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_123He said be careful not to leave the key
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11:05–11:08 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_124inside and then get shut in— I mean, get
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11:09–11:11 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_125shut out, because then you can't get back
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11:11–11:13 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_126in. That'll be embarrassing.
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11:13–11:15 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_127Um, not really sure what else to do now.
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11:17–11:19 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_128Oh, the boat next to us just left.
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11:30–11:32 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_129Kind of scary getting on. You have to
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11:41–11:43 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_130climb up this metal ramp, and it's so
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11:43–11:45 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_131wobbly. Keeps moving around.
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11:46–11:49 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_132There's a little step here. Didn't notice.
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12:13–12:16 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_133Oh look, it's a little bird.
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12:27–12:29 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_134Going for a swim.
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12:35–12:36 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_135I wonder how much it costs them to buy
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13:12–13:14 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_136this boat. Must be thousands,
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13:15–13:17 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_137probably tens of thousands. And then
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13:19–13:22 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_138how much does it cost to keep it parked
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13:22–13:24 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_139Sailing stuff. How would you even sail
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13:50–13:53 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_140this?
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13:53–13:53 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_141Seems so difficult to sail a boat. You
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13:58–14:01 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_142would have to get all the sails up, make
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14:02–14:03 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_143sure the wind is blowing in the right
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14:03–14:04 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_144direction, make sure you don't crash
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14:04–14:07 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_145it into something.
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14:08–14:09 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_146I can't believe some people swim in this
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14:45–14:47 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_147water. It looks so green and dirty.
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14:47–14:50 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_148I don't think I would want to swim in it.
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14:55–14:57 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_149Oh look, this is the steering wheel.
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15:03–15:05 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_150The steering wheel.
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15:09–15:10 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_151But how do you see where you're going if
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15:13–15:15 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_152you're standing here steering it?
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15:15–15:16 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_153I guess you can see over the cabin area.
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15:20–15:24 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_154It does sway quite a lot as well.
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15:25–15:26 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_155Hopefully I won't get seasick— motion
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15:28–15:30 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_156sick.
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15:30–15:31 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_157Not sure
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15:48–15:57 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_158if I should bring my bag down or leave it
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15:58–16:00 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_159up here. I guess I should— could take it
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16:00–16:04 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_160down. Do I need to?
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16:04–16:06 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_161No, I don't think I need to. Just leave it
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16:08–16:10 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_162So I need to get food. I'm pretty hungry.
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16:16–16:18 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_163I'm not sure if I'll do any cooking. I
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16:19–16:21 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_164could do, but I don't really feel like
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16:22–16:25 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_165eating homemade pasta again. I want to get
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16:25–16:29 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_166something tasty.
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16:29–16:30 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_167Whoa, I thought I broke it.
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16:33–16:35 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_168I thought it was going to swing out, not
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16:37–16:40 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_169come down. What, what's this?
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16:40–16:43 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_170Oops. Yeah, so this is
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16:48–16:52 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_171where I'll be staying for a bit. Hope you
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16:52–16:55 · rev_5e011c702a178a03b1966a6d75bcca87_172enjoyed my boat tour.
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