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I made a coffee.

How many

vids have I filmed? I think I made 7,

so that— or maybe 8.

We got Discord drama.

God, Discord is so annoying sometimes.

You know, sometimes I just wish the

company Discord would just go bankrupt and

shut down completely. I would actually

celebrate. I hate Discord. It's so

annoying. YouTube is nice.

You guys can't message each other. You

guys can't make your own stupid little

thingies.

Honestly, like, the invention of Discord

has been the bane of my YouTube life. I

hate it.

I really, really hate Discord so much.

It's so annoying. I can't delete it.

There's like, I don't know, 20 different

Discords full of all the losers I've

banned that band together and create their

own little loser community.

Yeah, I really wish I never ever promoted

any Discord servers ever.

And now I can't get rid of it.

I can't get rid of it because I'm like

stuck with the community I've got and I

can't get a new community.

Oh God, I hate it so much. My biggest wish

would just be Discord goes bankrupt and

they shut down the whole thing. For the

love of Christ, I hate it.

I can't— what is really annoying me right

now is there's like a secondary

auxiliary server that's full of all the

people I banned because they are scum and

I hate them. Like, I hate their

guts. Like, they are the scum of the

earth, but they've made— they've got like

their own little server and neutral people

frequent between my server and their

server. Oh my God, it pisses me off.

Pisses me off so much. Like, don't act all

friendly to me when you're like

fraternizing with them and acting all

chummy chum chum with the literal scum of

the community that I've had to ban. Each

of those people have been banned multiple

times by me. I've given them third,

fourth chances, but they are scum to the

core. So don't start defending them and

thinking I'm going to be okay with it.

I've been tolerant on the issue so far,

but I'm, I'm losing my patience, to be

Why do I care? Because I've got my own

server that I'm trying to make, you know,

non-toxic, but these toxic people keep

getting back in.

Oh wow, thanks, Luffy. Crypt has a

subsection, H.I.M.R. Uncensored, and isn't

offended you when they talk about you.

She said in uncensored she only wants

attention from men. Yeah, I'm very

disappointed, to be honest.

This is World War II. You can't be playing

no Switzerland here. You gotta pick a

Kbug as well, very disappointing. She's on

that other server a lot and seems to like

telling me about what's going on there. I

had to just tell her to stop telling me

about it. Very disappointing.

Time to get the ban hammer out, I think.

Oh wow, thanks Fluffy. You should make her

pay a percent to you from advertising her

off or find a better loyal girl.

Look, I can't control what you do. If you

want to go on that server, it's your

choice, but don't start— don't

start advertising it or telling me what's

going on there because I ban those people

because I don't want to hear what they

have to say. If you tell me what they're

saying, it defeats the point of banning

them in the first place.

Don't know why I have to explain this.

Oh God, it's funny,

someone commented on my jumper in the last

video. Thinking that I've converted to

Christianity because it says faith on my—

I didn't even know what it said. I thought

it was just like a squiggly line, to be

honest. I'll always be loyal to you,

Danny, my love. Yeah, you're a good one.

My mum got me this jumper, uh, I think

Was it after I got back from Thailand?

Yeah, it's a nice jumper. I didn't know

this is like a Christian thing. I thought

it's just like a plus sign, but you turn

it on its side and yeah, it says faith.

Apparently it means I'm Christian now.

We love you, Danny. Red heart, people

hugging. Oh, thanks, so generous.

I mean, that Discord is no different to

the subreddit, to be honest. It's

basically— it's probably the same people

on it who are on the subreddit as well.

I mean, I just think it's, it's not cool.

Just like the same way Chris Broad didn't

want to hang out with me because I bashed

his friend Joey. He stood up for his

friend Joey. He was like, I can't be— it's

difficult to be friends with you, Daniel,

because you bashed my friend Joey. Yeah,

that's a good friend. Chris did the right

thing. He stuck up for— he stuck up for

his friend Joey. Like, if Chris started

hanging out with me, Joey would be like,

what the fuck, man? Chris, Daniel's a

weirdo. He called my girlfriend fat and he

makes fun of me. Why are you hanging out

with him? So you

can't— you can't be friends with the

enemies of someone who is supposed to be

your friend. That's just weird.

It's not cool. So like, imagine you're

getting bullied and then your friend hangs

out with the people bullying you. That's

literally what it is. Dick move.

Very disappointed.

But imagine my school— I mean, that,

that's kind of what happened, to be

honest, actually, when I was in school.

My friends did start becoming friends with

the kids who bullied me.

And it was upsetting. It was very

upsetting.

Do I have the Switch 2 still? Yeah,

I'm bored of it though. I don't know what

to do with it. I'm sending back the game

on Monday. Cyberpunk. I don't know why I

got that game. I cannot be bothered to

It's just too— it feels like work.

It just felt like, why am I playing this?

I've already played it. I know what

happens. The gameplay isn't that good. It

takes work to get to the gameplay because

you gotta go through all the dialogue and

whatever. I just want a game where you

like pick it up, play it, pick it up and

start playing, and you get straight to the

gameplay without all this faffing around

with the world immersion. So I just— I

don't think I chose the right game. I'm

sending it back on Monday, and now I don't

know what to play on it. So I just don't

understand why it exists. In my room.

I just want a game where you jump in and

it's online, so there's like a community

feeling, and it's just about skill, you

know, like either racing or shooting or

fighting. I don't want no emotion. Didn't

leave their server. She said, I'mma leave

for a bit, but I'll be back once he— over

it. Crypt is not loyal to you.

I'm not saying she has to leave the

server. I just— I don't know. No, just

because they haven't been mean to her,

but they've been mean to me.

I just— I don't know why you want to hang

out with people who have— who are like

praying for my downfall. What,

are you praying for my downfall as well?

Wait, I gotta change my overdraft. I made

a bit of money.

873.

Where are my 6 videos a day? I've already

put out 4 on the gaming channel. I put out

one today. It's doing really well,

actually. It's gotten number 1 out of 10.

It— oh my, I think it's kind of going.

2.5K views. Look at the line.

It's starting to pop. It's like a stock.

It's gotten nearly triple the views of all

my other videos. In the same time frame.

Now, the risk is the stupid algorithm is

probably gonna flatten it after a couple

thousand views. Hopefully that doesn't

happen, but you never know. The

algorithm's been wrecking me recently by

just flatlining my views. My views go up

like that, and then it just flatlines like

it's been cut off.

Which is really annoying. I don't know why

the algorithm does that now. It didn't

used to. It has different ways of

determining if people are enjoying the

video or not, and then if it thinks people

are not enjoying it, it just stops

recommending it, and then it cuts off the

Yeah, the audio is fine. It's probably

your crappy speaker.

The problem is, um, people— it's

not been very well received, the Switch 2,

so hating on it is not going to trigger

people. If it doesn't trigger people,

they're less likely to click.

Unfortunately, the Steam Deck did really

well because people loved it, so it was

easy to trigger them.

Same filming area, duh. What do you

expect, I'm going to start streaming in

the middle of a field? In the rain.

Yeah, that's really gonna make the views

go up, is it?

Um.

I, I feel like I'm probably gonna send it

mainly because I just don't care about

gaming anymore.

I'd rather just go to sleep, to be honest.

If I'm bored, I just go on the beanbag and

I just fall asleep and then I wake up a

few hours later.

It's like gaming requires effort and work

and you get nothing out of it. If I'm

going to put effort and work into

something, I want real-world tangible

Yeah, I put a little mark in the box. I

don't think they're gonna notice before

they give me my refund.

Yeah, it's sad. I never thought I would

get bored of gaming because I've always

loved gaming, but you really do get to an

age where you just don't care anymore.

It's just like stupid pixels on a screen

moving about, and yeah, it's supposed to

be challenging Um, but you don't get

anything out of the challenge. You don't

win anything apart from virtual fictional

numbers and currency or whatever.

I downloaded Mario Kart 8, the one, the

old one that I used to have, played a few

rounds. I thought, yeah, it's kind of fun,

I guess.

There's a cat inside my house, by the way.

It's just sleeping over there. It started

pouring down with rain and then it was in

my garden. I opened the door, it came

running in, and then it just jumped onto

my Amazon box chair and it just fell

asleep. It's been there for like an hour.

Why doesn't it go home?

Why is it sleeping in my house?

Uh, yeah, I don't know. Unless these

videos get some views, I probably wasted

my time getting the Switch.

The views are climbing though.

Well, I'd probably return it anyway even

if I do get the views. There's just

nothing on it I really want to play.

I played some Mortal Kombat 11. The game's

dead. I went online and it kept matching

me against the same person over and over

again. Probably the only person who plays

it now. And he destroyed me every game.

I think maybe a fighting game could be

fun. So I thought maybe Street Fighter. I

don't know. I don't really want it.

They get annoying because everyone's so

damn good online. You can't beat them.

I wonder if the cat hates being picked up.

I don't want to disturb it. It's just

sleeping over there. Yeah,

man. Yeah, I don't know why I chose

Cyberpunk. Why,

why did I choose Cyberpunk? I've already

beat it. I know what happens.

I should have gotten Street Fighter

instead,

or at least Mario Kart, because if you get

the bundle it's half price.

Messed up again. Now I'm just playing my

old games on it, like Darkest Dungeon.

And £400, state-of-the-art powerful gaming

handheld, and you're playing a 2D

side-scrolling game from back in

the days when TotalBiscuit was alive,

which was like 2010.

What am I doing?

What am I doing? And then I've got a

$1,000 gaming laptop here that could play

any game on the Steam page, and I'm not

playing that, and I'm gimping myself with

this handheld device. I got

buyer's remorse already. No, it's not

even been 24 hours.

Switch is

more powerful than your laptop. Really?

Are you sure? I've got an RTX 4050.

Apparently it's really hard to get in

Japan because all the Japanese people want

it, but apparently it's really easy to get

in the UK. Maybe because everyone's broke

and they don't want it.

Yeah, I think I'm just done with gaming.

I'd either rather just doomscroll YouTube

Shorts or Instagram Reels or just fall

I think it depends on your mood. I think

if you're in a good mood, you might want

to game. I'm not really feeling great, to

be honest. I don't know why.

I think I had a weird dream. Something

about falling out with my sister.

It felt bad.

It's that primal human instinct, the fear

of being completely isolated and cut off.

Doesn't feel great.

I enjoy cooking more. I think it's more

rewarding and it actually serves a purpose

because you gotta eat food. I'm probably

not gonna cook anything tonight though

because I've got so many leftovers. I got

all that pork, chicken wings, potatoes.

Got endless amount of potatoes still.

Actually, I kind of want to play Rainbow

Six. Rainbow Six is nice because you don't

have to put any effort. You don't have to

like go through dialogue. You just stay in

one room and then you hide in it. Maybe

that's why I like it. I like defending the

house. I don't like breaching.

First-person shooters are really bad on it

though, because you need mouse and

keyboard really.

Well, I'll spam out a few more videos, I

guess. What else

could I do?

I don't mind having lots of potatoes,

it's just I'm worried they're gonna go off

and spoil. So I have to eat them quickly

before they start going weird. I really

hate food waste. It upsets me.

Yeah, why don't I destroy the Switch?

That might get some views. That's

gambling, isn't it? You're not guaranteed

the views and then you've smashed the

Switch up. Why I hate the Switch. I get

out the hammer. I've seen channels like

that where they destroy stuff,

but you're not guaranteed views, are you?

It— what happens with all the sprouts

coming out of the potato? I thought that's

not good for you.

I wonder if the cat is not leaving because

the door's closed.

Maybe if I open the door, it will leave.

I mean, I don't want it to leave, but I

don't want to trap it.

Maybe I'll open the door so it can go.

Meow meow. Do you want to go home?

Whoa.

Meow meow.

Meow, meow.

Oh, I'm covered in hair now.

I opened the door.

It's just sitting by the door now.

I'm covered in hair. Look at all that.

Thought you were a dog person. No, I'm not

really a fan of dogs. If they're quiet and

nice, they're okay. I don't like

hyperactive ones that bark a lot.

Is it still there?

It's still there. I opened the door, it's

just sitting inside the conservatory.

I got so annoyed at dogs when I worked for

Every. Nearly every place I delivered to

had a bloody dog and they would run at you

and bark at you. One place I delivered to,

opened the gate, dog came running out and

the guy was like, close the gate, close

the gate. So the dog was chasing me and I

was trying to get back to the gate to

close it, but I didn't want to seem like I

was running away because then the dog

would chase me more.

Keep the dog inside then, I don't know.

They scare me a little bit, but once you

know they're friendly, I guess they're

I just don't like how they chase you. Why

do they chase you though? They bark at

you. There was one house I'd walk past,

stupid dogs start barking like crazy at

me. And the owners would start screaming,

shut up, get back inside.

Why do you want more stress in your life?

You chose this.

The small ones are the worst because they

bark the most, like little Chihuahua

things, Yorkshire Terriers. And one house

had a little cat flap, but it was for the

dog. But the dog could only fit its head

through the cat flap and it would just

Like, smashed his head through the cat

flap as soon as I showed up, barking like

As a delivery man, dogs are so annoying

because they see you as a threat, like

you're invading their owner's territory.

Is it still there?

It's still there. He's just sitting at the

I do like how dogs follow you and that

they keep you company, don't they?

Whereas cats, sometimes they do,

sometimes they don't. They ignore you a

lot of the time.

It's been raining nonstop for 2 weeks. I

don't know when it's going to stop

Don't be upset with me. Well, I did feel a

bit upset, to be honest.

Because I don't know why you want— like,

why do you want the approval of

the scum?

I can't stand them.

That's why I've banned them all.

Mama, come on.

You good cat.

She comes over when you sit down.

Oh,

he's coming

back in.

I opened the door so it could go.

Hmm.

Damn, viewership numbers so low recently.

What happened?

Rosetta.

I think it's hungry. It's sniffing around

People getting bored because nothing's

happening. The same thing

happened in Thailand.

I don't think it likes the pepperoni.

Probably because

it's peppery.

It's gone.

Okay, it's gone. No food, it doesn't want

Just like the viewers.

Okay.

Oh damn, my Switch video's got 3K views

already.

And what are my weekend numbers for lives

similar to weekdays? I feel like weekends

are slightly lower. Within weekdays.

But this is a new low, like 60.

Even in Thailand it wasn't this low.

It's pretty crazy.

Oh well.

Is that a new top? Um, not really,

I got it last year.

You always wear granny fits. Why is it

granny? Because it's grey. So if it's

black, it's not Granny? I don't understand

the logic.

The pattern— it's just a typical Christmas

jumper pattern. I don't know what it has

to do with grannies. I've never seen a

granny wear it. Actually, usually men wear

it. Middle-aged man.

You look kinda tense tonight. What's going

on? I don't know,

just feeling a bit down.

Don't really know what to do about the

YouTube channel.

Hmm. Try our suggestions?

'Cause they all suck. None of them will

work. I know what would work,

but I can't provide it because I don't

have the right things to make it work.

It's just very disappointing.

Very disappointing.

Well, if people want to be friends with my

enemies, then I can't be friends with

them. Unfortunately, that's just how it

is. It's incredibly

disrespectful to me.

So it's not very wise to, like, announce

it or make it public if you're going to do

that. It's like kale.

I mean, in what world would I be happy

with that?

Incredibly disrespectful.

Have I been outside recently? No, it's

been raining for 3 weeks straight. There

hasn't been any sunshine at all.

There's not been any sun since mid-May.

I can't remember the last time I just sat

in the garden. I haven't even done any

weeding because it's just raining every

Might be a bit sunny tomorrow. I can do

And then on Tuesday I've got to go and get

my wheel. £200. Great.

But I think at the end of this month I can

end it out of overdraft, maybe £300 out of

overdraft, because I got some

money from being an Every driver. I got

this bonus, but they said it was going to

be £100, but they only gave me £75.

For some reason they charged me £25 for

some fee.

And I sent a message saying, why have I

been charged this fee? And they said,

I'll be forwarding your query to our

business service team.

Well, it is the weekend, I guess. Oh well,

I'll take the £75, £75 extra that I didn't

think I was gonna have.

It will be fine.

The annoying thing with YouTube is you

got to do stuff, otherwise you

don't get any views. As someone who

doesn't want to do anything, kind of goes

against My life goal.

I don't think overdraft is that scary

because I was overdraft nearly £2,000 and

then at the end of the month I was charged

about £25 for the interest.

I don't think £25 is a lot in exchange

for being able to have access to an extra

£2,000. To help get you

through the month before you get paid.

It's not ideal, but it's not— I mean, I

would rather be able to have it than not

have it because it's a lot. I mean, how

would I pay for stuff without the

You can't be bothered about doing

anything. Well, the thing is, I've done a

lot of stuff and none of it works.

Like I was checking my Japan streams and

they were only getting about 130 viewers

for all the effort I put into it. It's

barely getting more than what I'm getting

now.

I guess me being in Japan would definitely

be more interesting to some people. But

it's not sustainable because I need a visa

and I need somewhere cheap to live, which

is not really possible unless you have a

visa or a girlfriend.

It's just— it's like not worth the

headache.

Unfortunately,

unless I had some kind of goal, like to

meet a woman, and I had better finances,

I just Really felt fed up with that

guesthouse.

Yeah, remember I was planning that idea to

buy a house? So I thought it'd be cool.

So instead of staying at hotels, you get a

cheap house and then you just make it a

bit nicer and then you can just go stay in

the house instead of booking a hotel. Get

a rental car. That's what

that American guy was doing. Sounds like a

lot of work, though. Like, how do you buy

a house? What do you need? Do you need a

Japanese bank account or some documents?

Yeah, people in Japan, they don't really

buy property and sell it for profit

because apparently real estate depreciates

in Japan. And then you got earthquakes as

well.

Yeah, I mean, it's like no matter what I

do, it just brings a temporary boost and

then they get bored and leave again.

That's just the unfortunate state of it.

It is sad. I don't really know how you can

fix it.

When you were fresh on the scene, people

didn't know who you were, so they were

more intrigued. But then after they kind

of get bored of the gimmick, there's not

much to keep them around.

You basically get pump and dumped by

viewers, you know, they have a laugh,

they stick around for a bit, and then they

leave ultimately.

That's just the game of YouTube.

Same as life. In the end, everyone just

forgets about you, doesn't care about you,

and then they abandon you.

It's life in a nutshell. The only way

to keep people sticking around is if you

can provide value. Granny Blood Bucket

would probably let you stay with her if

you asked. I also remember her saying she

was cool if you brought girls over. You

could bang Blood Bucket while you looked

for a girlfriend. Maybe you could even

have a threesome. Yeah, I go on dates and

then if the dates fail, I come home and

bang Blood Bucket.

What a great plan.

That's what, um, the guest house manager

used to do. Because he would go clubbing

on the weekend to try and hook up. But if

he failed to hook up, he would just come

back to guest house and bang the chlamydia

girlfriend because they were like friends

with benefits. But she genuinely liked

him, but he was just using her as like a

cum bucket. She told me all the details

when we were together. You know the

manager? He was the one who— he He

reported my video because I put his face

in the thumbnail, my gay in Japan video.

And then I put the thumbnail back up and I

blocked him.

She said he had a very tiny willy, but he—

his technique was good. He knew many

techniques.

That's what you get for banging my

chlamydia girlfriend.

All the people at the guest house are free

game for content. Put their faces on the

thumbnail too. They think they forgot

about me. I'm gonna make them famous.

Crypt is apologizing to me, but I'm still

mad about it.

What did Crypts do?

She's very active on the Discord where

all the people I banned hang out, which I

don't like.

And then she advertised it on my Discord.

I hate basically everyone on that server.

And I've had to ban them multiple times

from my servers and my YouTube chat,

and they're not even interested in my

content or anything anymore anyway. So

like, they can go and do their own thing,

but kindly fuck off.

Like, detach, detach and go away from my

stuff. Like, it's cute and everything.

You've found friends and you've made your

own little community. Um,

it's like, you know, the founding of

America. Yeah, you found your own little

nation. Now kindly fuck off and disappear

from my life.

I don't want them around.

It irritates me having to hear about it

all the time.

Hmm,

I just wish I could have kept all this on

YouTube and it didn't spill out onto other

I don't— I just don't know how this

happened or why it happened. This doesn't

happen to any other YouTuber.

When did this Discord thing start? It was

like 2018, wasn't it? People were

saying I should make a Discord server.

Yeah, my biggest mistake was promoting

a Discord server.

It has caused me a lot of grief.

Sometimes it's been nice to talk on it,

but apart from that, it doesn't really

benefit me. I feel like it debenefits me

more than it benefits me.

Maybe Crypt is using the simps on that

server to fund her trip to the UK so you

can have unlimited cereal. No, I think she

really likes to cast her net wide to make

the money for the flights. You'll forget

about it when you were sucking on her

mommy milkers.

No, certain people really enjoy chatting

on the bootleg server.

But those people have all been very

disrespectful and rude to me.

I mean, I find it sad. Like, I don't know

how to explain it.

It's— I don't know,

it's like triggering something deep in me.

It's like, imagine you're a kid and

it's your birthday party. And then your

mum invites a bunch of your friends, but

she also invites a bunch of the school

bullies to your birthday party.

And then the people who you thought were

your friends hang out with the bullies and

are having a good time. And then you're

like hiding in your bedroom whilst

they eat your birthday cake. That's what

it feels like.

Yeah, my mum did used to do stuff like

that. She did used to invite kids over to

the house who I didn't like, and she

thought they were my friends.

And then I would basically hide in my

room. Like, where do you think the channel

name comes from? It's not just like random

I don't like it when I feel like my safe

space is being violated.

Like, there was this kid at school who I

didn't like. His name was Dean.

He smelled really bad and he was really

annoying, and he kept phoning my house.

He wouldn't get the message that I didn't

like him. He kept trying to come over.

You're 35 and talk and think like 15.

Grow up.

Yeah. And then one time my cousins were

around and he just invited himself over

and my dad let him in the house. And it

really annoyed me because I didn't want

him to be there. I hope you know in the

H.I.M.R. Uncensored, Red Crypt talk bad

stuff about you. She talk badly about your

mom and dad criticizing your past choices.

Oh well, thanks, Juhun.

Perhaps you are feeling deeply betrayed.

Yeah, a bit.

I'm also kind of upset with Kbug as well,

to be honest, because she messages me a

lot with like showing me screenshots of

what people are saying there, which is

really annoying. And she's obviously very

active over there and very inactive on

my server, which I find very

irritating, to be honest.

I mean, Crypt and Kbug, you both begged me

to unban some of the most retarded trolls

who are on that server, and I— we unbanned

them, and then we ended up banning them

again because they're fucking morons.

So I don't know why you like these people

so much. What is so good about them?

They're— they're trolls, they're doxxers,

they're annoying, they're not funny.

And then you wanted us to unban them so

badly. What's going on?

Looks to me you've picked your sides.

Can you look up who Finster is and let us

know if you would do enough collab with

them? I think you'd really like them.

They did enough with Belle Delphine. You

need to forget about EDK's server and

focus on the positive. Yo, it's hard to

forget about fucking EDK server when

people keep fucking bringing it up,

especially people who are supposed to be

on my side multiple times and now crying

like a baby because some girl is chatting

on the other Discord server. Yeah,

they're chatting with the people who bully

me. Get a job. Stop bringing back

childhood. Get back to real life.

I'm trying to forget about that fucking

loser EDK. Have Crypt pay you a percent of

ads on your server. Who the hell's

Finster?

Yeah, this is really frustrating.

Because I can't get rid of them. Like,

that's the most annoying thing. It's like

a bunch of cockroaches that won't

What's that

sound?

Like a weird clanking glass sound.

Oh, like Stato. Luffy is right.

I've seen Crypt laugh at you too.

Mm-hmm.

Why won't I do a Google search for

Finster? Why would I? Like, why would it

interest me at all?

There's a bazillion people on OnlyFans.

Why would this one person who does

OnlyFans be of any interest to me?

At least try and sell me on the idea of

why I should care. Don't just say, oh,

check out this guy, Vince. Why? Why would

I do that? I can't be fucking bothered.

Crypt DM Pugman to get dirt on Cake. She

sent her noodlers to him to help her get

rid of Cake. Crypt is a trash of a human.

Do better than Crypt.

I'm not banning people, I'm just taking

note of who, who's who.

Imagine Chihiro joins the bootleg server.

That would be funny though. If she wants

to piss me off, that would definitely do

it.

That would be funny.

You know what's funny is my Switch video

is getting views, but none of them come

into the livestream.

No, Chihiro was on one of these hate

Discords before that. Yeah, that's why I

nuked my Discord back in 2021.

Thinking that was going to make any

difference. I don't know why I nuked mine.

I remember having a fight with Jahira in

2021 because she said she was going to

join a Discord and then I was angry about

it. So yeah, I do get very

triggered when people who I think are

supposed to be on my side end up being

very active on a server full of people who

dislike me. Or mock me or disrespect

I got so mad when she did that.

Not many people on your side.

Actually, lots are. Then why do they give

me money and food?

Oh well, thanks.

Daniel, drink with us tonight. Come on.

No thanks.

See, Zim used to give you hundreds in

donos. He turned out to be against you.

No, he used to like me and then he turned

against me. I'll always be loyal to you,

Danny. Smiley face. Less than 3. Oh,

thanks, Trevor. I love you too.

I still don't really know why Caesium

turned against me, because I think he

turned against me before I slept with his

girlfriend. I mean, if I slept with his

girlfriend, that's why he hated me, then

fair enough.

But it seems like he turned against me

before that happened.

He was one of my first Super Chatters. I

remember doing a stream with James, a

Canadian guy, when I was first starting

out streaming. I remember he gave me like

a £5 dono Super Chat when I was

at Donkey Holte.

And he must have still liked me a lot in

2019 if he drove all the way to deliver a

Christmas card and chocolates.

Chihiro was also running her own server

for a while where she was letting the

trolls run wild. Remember, you were asking

her to ban someone and she refused to do

it, and you got angry and raged on

livestream about it. Check out Finster,

you'll find them cute.

Good times.

Finster.

So what is it, a girl? Or a guy,

it's quite attractive.

If it's a she, I mean, even if she's got a

willy, she's still quite attractive.

Has a willy? Oh,

I mean, I wouldn't mind it.

I thought it was pretty hot on Cyberpunk

when you could give the hot lady a willy

and it's just like dangling there,

flopping about when you move the character

Although sometimes I think if I was going

to do ladyboy stuff, maybe it would be

more fun to be the ladyboy instead of

banging the ladyboy.

But I don't know how they get I don't

understand how the men turn

their bodies into like a woman's body with

the hips and the boobs and everything.

How do they do that? Surely you would need

like the skeletal structure to have wide

hips.

How do they make their hips wide? Well,

estrogen makes your hips wide. I find that

hard to believe because

you would need the pelvis to stretch and

grow bigger. How does that happen?

So it's just surgery then.

Because my body's pretty, um,

like flat and square, not like

a teardrop shape.

So I don't really

know how you would change that. Not that I

would, just wondering how it happens.

I've been wondering how these ladyboys

have more feminine looking bodies than

real women sometimes,

because real women, a lot of them don't

have that shape, like the ideal feminine

shape. A lot of them just like have no

hips or they've got no stomach or

too much stomach, or they don't have

the tits, or they got like square

backside. I don't know.

From my experience at least, most women

don't look like that with the teardrop.

Oh wow, like fluffy, very generous.

Crypt, you talk so much dare to boot,

Danny. Not just the AI videos too lying.

You said his of was unsuccessful and that

you're gonna be more successful.

Hmm.

I mean, it used to be pretty successful

back in the day.

It's just tricky promoting it now because

YouTube doesn't let you link it.

That bin, that bin box is still outside.

I don't understand it. Why did they take

the bin out and then not take it back and

left it there? It's not mine.

It's gonna just collect full of rainwater.

It's been there since last Thursday now.

Do they think it's mine? It's not mine. I

didn't take out the green bin. I only took

out the little food bin and the white

sack. I haven't had any glass to recycle

or cardboard. I don't know why they think

Really strange with the bins recently.

First they took my food bin, didn't give

it back, and now they left the green one

left out there thinking it's mine.

What's going on?

It's funny if it's just there forever now.

I mean, I'd be pretty upset if, um,

She is talking shit about me because I've

helped promote her OnlyFans and link her

PayPal to help her make some money. So

yeah, I would expect loyalty

in return for that and not talking

shit about me to the people I've banned on

the bootleg Discord server.

You diverted money meant for me to her.

No, I don't think these people would have

given me the money. Like, if they signed

up to her OnlyFans, they would have never

given that money to me, would they?

Because I'm not a girl.

I mean, some people have donated to her

that I've never seen donate to me before,

which I found a bit surprising because

I thought, okay, It's— if you don't want

to spend money, it's fair enough, but then

you donate it to her.

I've never seen you donate anything to me,

which I find very baffling.

Have Crypt pay you a fee for ads PayPal?

No, I'm not linking anyone's PayPals

anymore. Finished.

This is giving me flashbacks of when

Chihiro would, um,

be on the enemy's Discord to, uh,

create some kind of like fan base

to launch her own YouTube channel.

And it made me mad because I'm like, Why

do you want to make a fan base full of

people who hate me?

Yeah, well, look how Chihiro's channel

turned out. Couldn't even get a couple

thousand views in the end. I mean,

Chihiro was the most popular girl or woman

on the channel ever. People loved her,

and then she made her own channel and it

flopped because it was boring.

All she did was these boring travel vlogs.

That didn't get any views.

She thought it'd be easy.

No one would care about Chihiro if it

wasn't for me. I made her.

I put her on the map.

No, I still get more views than what

Chihiro was getting. Even with my channel

being dead, it still gets more views than

anything she could get.

I get quarter of a million views every

If I had stuff going on, I could easily

get 10 to 15k views. It's just right now

I've got nothing going on. Like, even with

the recent Sunny stuff, it was getting 10

to 15k. If I

had the right ingredients, I can cook

something up, but I don't have it

That's what always irritated me about the

channel, is that I always needed these

difficult-to-acquire ingredients to

get the views, and then people like that

sushi vlog can just make these boring

videos every day. Doing nothing basically

and get like 40k views, or Ben Dean just

sits there eating food and gets like 100k

views. It's always pissed me off.

Makes me sad to know that Crypt is using

you. Hmm, I hope that's not the case.

What kind of views does Ben Dean get now?

50 to 100K-ish.

Adding raw beef to ramen.

Hungover pizza. He must have 1,000

videos about pizza.

Well, I might have a bomb shelter drop

soon. I don't know.

I don't know if it's, um,

how it's gonna go, to be honest.

It's okay, Crypt. I don't— I'm not like

fully believing everything. I'm sure

they're just trolling to get you worked

Unless I see some screenshots.

But yeah, I mean, it is frustrating

because I try and keep the bad eggs out,

uh, to try and protect people, and then

they go and join the Discord full of the

bad eggs.

I don't understand why that happens.

It's like you got a load of chickens in a

coop and then you're trying to build a

fence around it to keep the foxes out,

but then the chickens hop over the fence

and go hang out with the foxes and then

cry when they get eaten.

I'm just trying to keep everybody safe.

But these, um, little chickies walking

right into the mouths of the foxes.

I'm not orchestrating anything. I've

literally done nothing.

It's just I've,

I've put effort into remembering

and noting who's a bad egg. And I've tried

to warn people who should be stayed away

from. But then they go, they gravitate

towards them anyway. And worst thing is

they, they They like try and advocate for

them to be unbanned when you don't

know who these people are. I've known

these people for 5, 6 years because

they've been a constant thorn in my side.

So I don't want to hear these bad

eggs being defended. When you don't

really— you haven't been around long

enough to know who these people are.

No, I wasn't banning people for no reason.

There was very good reason for people

getting banned.

It's my fault for banning people? Oh,

sorry, it's the Is it the police's fault

for sending criminals to jail, or is it

the criminal's fault for committing the

crime? Weird psychology,

that.

I don't think the rules are harsh.

There's just one rule, it's just don't be

a dick to me. But some

people can't help it. Even if I give them

second or third chances, they just can't

help themselves. So then they get exiled,

they get banished.

I'm getting hungry.

Imagine the people finding my Switch video

come in here. They'll be like, what the

hell is going on? I thought this was a

gaming channel.

I don't see how a 24-hour ban for Poppy

was so bad that she never came

back again. Maybe she's here, but she's

scared to talk.

What is going on?

Yeah, maybe I'll go toilet and then we

Okay.

Who's Luffy on the Discord? It's not the,

the other Luffy, is it?

Well, this is why I warned about getting

involved with the bootleg server, because

this is what happens.

This is why they're banned.

Because they're troublemakers.

I think they're the same person, but no,

I think the other Luffy person, he donates

in those African currencies,

but this one is donating in US dollars.

Sorry, I feel like they're different

people.

Well, I mean, I do find it kind of funny.

Like, if she's on the enemy Discord to

promote her OnlyFans, to get money off of

them, to spend it for us.

That's pretty good, actually,

because it's like siphoning the enemy's

money into my pockets.

Well, switch camera, I think.

Testing.

These are my end of month predictions. So

we nearly hit that goal, close enough.

My prediction for end of June is that

much. I think we can

hit 300 end of June, even after

getting the tire and the wheel, which set

us back quite a bit. Do you like my little

lighting? Got a little lamp The lamp.

I like those little Minecraft lamps.

The cat didn't like the pepperoni. I cut a

little bit off. He ate one.

What are we gonna have tonight? Should I

eat? The beef is still frozen.

I got all this left over.

I'll probably have the chicken again.

Still got the pork.

God damn, I didn't think Discord server

would cause all this drama.

Humans, huh?

No one's donating. Uh, I got like $60

donates already, bro.

Did I get my will? No, I'm going to get it

on Tuesday. They said they sent it back

cuz they thought I wasn't coming back. So

I said, all right.

Then they said, can I come on Tuesday to

Yeah, I keep flip-flopping between, I

don't need the wheel, uh, maybe I should

get the wheel. Yeah, I probably should.

I should probably get the wheel.

Especially if I need to go pick someone up

at the airport. They'll be scared on the

motorway if the car's vibrating like that.

It's just annoying.

£200 is about

a week of work, you know, work a week just

to pay off a wheel.

I hope these potatoes are still good.

Should be fine. This is like bodybuilders'

diet— chicken and carbs. Usually they

have chicken and rice, but I've got

potatoes. So much potato. Oh my God,

I've been eating potatoes for weeks.

Never— I've still got more as well in

here. Look,

I still got half a bag of them. I can't

even get through this lot.

Driving me a bit crazy.

So yeah, no cooking tonight. Got these

leftovers. What else I have?

Um, oh, maybe some cabbage.