Life Update - Its Getting Worse... [qzAvTCy33to]

Hello and welcome back to another Cooking with Daniel.

Okay, what we making today?

I've got maybe 4 hours to spare in my very busy and hectic life.

Do you like my merch cup from the good old days?

Oh look, there's a quiche.

Don't even have to cook.

Have you seen the news from Japan? They're starting international travel. Really?

I had a feeling something was going to change because number one, the yen started weakening, and then Chris Broad tweeted about it, and Chris never tweets about financial or economic stuff, so that was kind of weird hearing that from him. And then they started talking about it on Trash Taste, about traveling to Japan, travel tips. So yeah,

I do feel like a shift is coming. So I could segue this Malaysia trip quite conveniently and swing back around to Japan.

So I've got a lot of travel things on my mind recently. I just don't know what to do about it.

What am I going to do if I go back to Asia? I don't want to end up like before where I was just bored all the time in hotels wasting money.

Then I don't know what to do for video content because my travel stuff never gets good views. They get the same or worse views than I usually get just doing my boring usual stuff. Plus I end up doxxing myself, which could give me problems, which I don't really want. So I don't really know what to do for

content if I went traveling. The apartment tour videos never do well, so I don't really see the point of doing it.

So I'm looking at trying to maybe get an apartment in Malaysia, but then I don't really want to dox the place if I do get one. Because it would be kind of weird,

be kind of awkward. I mean, it was kind of awkward in Manchester with that guy at the reception. Probably got my nudes.

They didn't say anything about it,

but still, they probably saw it.

So I'm thinking if I went traveling again and I found a place to live, I I think I might just try to keep it a secret, but then what am I gonna do for videos? Just do no-face videos maybe,

or try to find stuff outside to film.

Japan's not open yet because all this political stuff— they've got elections coming up in July or June. Yeah, I think July. And in order for them to win the election, they need to pander to the voters. And the majority of the voters are old people, old Japanese people who don't care about foreigners or tourism, who are like,

oh, we better keep the country locked because we don't want you know what COVID. They're all like freaked out about COVID and they think that. The only reason why they don't have so many cases because they've kept it locked up until now, and they think keeping the country locked is a good idea. So they're going to vote

for the party who's like pro-locking the country, even if it makes no sense.

So maybe when the elections are done, they got the winning votes, then they'll start easing up on lockdowns and restrictions. Who knows?

Because Japanese people always like, oh, we have to be responsible and do the responsible thing and not have fun.

So they're probably thinking, all the old people, like, yeah, our political leaders are so responsible, doing the right thing. It's tough, but we got to keep the country locked.

Old people are always the dumbest people out of all the people. You think being older would make them wiser, but they're always just the dumbest demographic of people who are stupid.

Oh, I hate old people so much.

But if I was old, I'd be the same. I'd be like, yeah, lock the country out, down. I don't want this stupid virus. But I'm not old yet. I'm still young. I want to enjoy life and travel, eat food, meet women.

And having a locked-down world kind of Makes that difficult.

I still don't know what kind of videos to make if I went back to Japan. I do a I'm back in Japan video and then I'm bored video and I got rejected on Tinder video. That's all I can think of.

Very difficult to do. I find it very difficult to do travel kind of stuff unless someone else is planning it all and just— I'm just tagging along to vlog it. I just don't really know how to do that stuff by myself.

It's just so convenient when someone else likes to do all the planning and deciding where to go, and then I just go along. That's the best way,

wouldn't you say so?

So when it comes to content, I don't really feel like just going to another country is gonna help much.

I wish I was a travel channel, that'd be more fun.

Looking good in the thumbnail. Do you think I look better?

No hair and a beard. I look weird.

For some reason, I think I look black but with, with light skin. You know, I look like I've got black guy features, but my skin is not black.

It's weird how having less hair on top but more around your chin makes you more masculine.

Who, who decides that? Why is that? Is that— would you say that's a fact or is that just an opinion? To me, it looks more masculine having no hair on top or less hair on top.

What is getting worse? Well, everything really. Channel views, revenue, stock market.

Not really a lot of positives apart from I did get a new sponsor. And they approved my video,

and they were happy with the video I sent them. So they should be paying me $1,600,

but I haven't got it yet. I signed the document, and

yeah, I signed the document, but they didn't reply. I thought they'd pay straight away.

It's really weird because

it seems like I lost all the haters. All the hate watchers are gone. My videos get like 80%, 90% likes now,

and that's bad because I used to get 60% likes because 40% were like haters, but now I lost all the hate watchers. The views are down so much.

It's really bizarre because I had such a strong hate following who would just click on every video to dislike it, and it's like they've all vanished. I'm not sure if it's because I transitioned to gaming content and stopped with all the drama stuff, they just stopped clicking and then the algorithm stopped recommending my videos to them. But

yeah, it's weird.

So I'm not sure what to do now. Do I double down and keep trying to do hate baiting to see if I can get them back? And then just make more and more bad sounding titles? Or do I just let go of them and then go back to making kind of diary entries about things I'm thinking about

and what's going on in my life? You know how it used to be like before I got married?

Because if the views are just going to be the same and the haters are not there anymore, then I might as well just stop with all this hate baiting. Which is what I've been doing for like the last 4 years. It was basically just putting out baits to get the haters to click on it. And I kind

of ignored the,

the core following I had, which likes the diary entries and the non-drama stuff.

So yeah, kind of confused right now what to do with the channel. Because the clickbait drama doesn't really work anymore, probably because people know that I'm just faking it by now.

Not sure.

Magic.

You would think that— you would think that it's a good thing that I don't really get hate anymore, but to be honest, it's kind of boring now, cuz for me, part of the fun of making the videos was to trigger people and see how triggered I could make people.

But now they're gone, I don't know where the fun is anymore.

Make actual good videos? I don't know how to. If I could, then I would,

but I don't know how to make good videos, to be honest.

What makes a video good?

I saw a really good video about China invading Taiwan, and I think it was good because The presentation was really professional looking. The animations and graphics look good. The information was interesting.

I can't do that. I don't know how to make like a fancy 3D map that moves and has information and stuff. I don't have any insights on anything really.

Imagine I started making videos about history and political stuff. Why Taiwan rightfully belongs to China.

Maybe I could trigger people like that. I don't want to do political stuff. It just seems like it could be risky.

I don't want to end up pissing off like all of Taiwan. Imagine that goes viral and then my face gets recognized as the guy who thinks Taiwan belongs to China. Then I can never go to Taiwan again, can I? I'll get beaten up on the street. Sometimes it's good that things don't go viral. You don't want to

go viral for something that could get you in trouble.

I mean, technically Taiwan does belong to China because, because the people who live on China— I mean, in Taiwan, they lost the war, didn't they?

They lost the war against Mao Zedong. So really Uh, they only managed to get safety on Taiwan because America is protecting them,

in my opinion.

Saw the thumbnail. I'm here to see if that's real or if he's gone bald. Yeah, I'm bald. I shaved off all my hair to get YouTube clicks and it failed because I've got less viewers than I usually get. So well done,

channel really died.

It's like nothing is trending either. There's no AAA games.

The biggest trending thing I can think of is that Johnny Depp situation.

The Elden Ring videos killed most your loyal viewers. Yeah, probably. You know, I could probably get more views still doing Elden Ring. It's just I kind of ran out of ideas

and I got bored of Elden Ring.

I hate that fridge.

I think that fridge is dying.

Chihiro doesn't react anymore. She's just ignoring me. If she messaged me being angry, I could have made a video about her being angry. My ex-wife told me not to make videos about her.

She knows I'm just clickbaiting at this point.

Why did I come back to my original channel name?

Hmm, I don't know.

I keep flip-flopping between wanting to hide stuff and then not caring anymore and then putting it all back to public.

And then thinking, well, the channel's dead anyway. Why do I have all this stuff on it that makes, that makes me look bad and risk stuff? So, and then I hide it again. And then I think, well, I can't be bothered hiding anymore. Then I set it back to public again. I can't make my mind up.

I guess in the end it doesn't really matter. Because even if people find the censored version of the channel with the weird stuff taken down, they're still going to find the associated stuff along with it, which I can't get taken down. And then they unmatch me anyway.

So I'm going to just have to try and bet on people just not finding it. And if they find it, they find it. I'm just going to have to accept that and move on.

It's a bit of a pain because I like having an online presence. I like my channel. I like the weird videos I put out. I like how I've got millions of views,

but then it just kind of affects my private life. Because people think it's weird and they don't like it.

It repels people.

But then I enjoy doing it. I like the attention. I like being a YouTuber. So it's really conflicting.

So for now, I put everything back up and I changed the name back.

Find people who don't think it's weird. Well, everyone thinks it's weird. That's the problem.

Everyone sees my, my videos and they think I, I need therapy or I need to get mental help, or they think I need to go to prison.

So it's not really a great— it's not really a great look for me.

I have a better chance with people if they don't know about my YouTube stuff. Because without the YouTube stuff, I'm quite a nice guy, you know. I'm well-mannered, uh, I speak politely, I seem like a level-headed, calm person who's not crazy. Maybe a bit shy and timid, but

I give off an okay impression in person. It's just the videos make me look like I'm crazy.

Either I think people just either think I'm boring in real life or they think I'm nice, but people don't think I'm rude or horrible in real life because I'm not. I don't go on— I don't meet people and I'm like, I don't start calling them fat or stupid or annoying.

It's just I like making weird videos. It's funny, it

makes me laugh. If that's the whole point of doing YouTube, is to do, do it because it makes me laugh. If it doesn't make me laugh and I find it boring to do, then I lose interest in doing it.

So I'm really struggling to decide what I want to do.

People take YouTube videos too seriously.

I don't really care about the money so much, but I want to enjoy— I want to have fun doing it, and I'm just not really having fun.

Doing it, cuz I don't know why, cuz I feel a bit scared.

Oh, why is everything so difficult? I don't know what to do.

Go traveling, what are you waiting for? I'm waiting for June because we already booked the plane tickets,

but I just don't know what I'm going to film. I mean, I could film the landscape and scenery and go, look, it's a mountain, wow.

Ideally, I would just film myself having fun, you know, get the GoPro, jump in the sea, film some fishes, add some stupid commentary like, look, it's a fish,

try and clickbait moving to Malaysia. I think I'll do a video called I'm Moving to Malaysia and then just film like on the plane, in the airport, show the hotel room, show some food, and then I don't know what I do next because it's not really going to get views, is it? There needs to be a girl

or an interest or some drama, which I won't be able to have.

Arts videos. Yeah, I could do that. I could do some art stuff. They did okay when I went— I did make about 4 last year before I left Manchester, and they did okay. Got good watch time. It seems that people don't really care if they see my face or not. They— if it's like an interesting story, whether

it's just voiceover only or just face time, doesn't really make a difference.

I reckon some people would find it more interesting to look at the art than just my face.

Oh, thanks, VX. Am I serious about going to Malaysia? Yeah, I booked the tickets. Well, my sister did.

Going for 2 weeks. It's just I don't know if I want to stay there, or should I just come back home, or should I go to a different country after Malaysia?

Because if I'm in, in Malaysia, in Asia, then it would be pretty convenient to just travel to some other countries instead of coming all the way back to England, then going all the way back there again.

So I might stay for like a month.

I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Just end up sitting there with my laptop playing games and then being bored.

But then Japan might reopen. If Japan reopens this year, then being situated in Malaysia would make it convenient to hop back over to Japan.

It's just I don't really feel that desperate to get back to Japan now after waiting for such a long time.

You kind of just lose interest.

I don't really know what I'd be looking forward to be doing there.

On Trash Taste, they was going on and on about the bloody food, saying stuff like, oh, the food's so amazing. Once you try Japanese food here, everywhere else is just gonna suck. Then every place you eat in Japan is 10 out of 10. I never felt like that when I was in Japan. I just thought, yeah, food's

okay, I guess.

But I still prefer fish and chips. I prefer pot noodle. I prefer English bacon. I prefer a roast dinner. I prefer shepherd's pie.

I just don't get all the raving on about how great food in Japan is. It's not that great. What are they going on about? And Chris is always going on about stupid sukiyaki.

What's it? The chicken on the stick. I forgot what it's called now. Yakitori, that's the one. It's just chicken on a stick. It doesn't taste special. It tastes okay. It's good. Yeah, it's not amazing. It's just chicken on a stick with some sauce. Who fucking cares?

And then they go on and on about seafood. Oh, I love the eel. And I love the sea urchin.

You can get that anywhere. If I want sea urchin, I can get it from Tesco.

I hate all these people saying Japan's food's so great. It's not great. It's okay at best, and at worst it's just shit. Have you tried fugu, the blowfish? It's so disgusting.

I mean, it's not disgusting, it just doesn't taste of anything. And in Japan, that's like the most popular dish that Japanese people look forward to. It's like a delicacy, very expensive, something you have on very special occasions. Me and Chihiro went— it was actually the last restaurant we went to before we got divorced— and it was rubbish.

It tastes like nothing. They serve it in different dishes. So you get the sashimi, and then you get the karaage where it's deep fried, and then you get like this rubbery raw version of it. It tastes like eating a rubber band.

The deep fried version tastes good, but just because it's deep fried, it has no taste. And then Chihiro was like, yeah, that's the whole point. People like fugu because it has no fishy taste. What's the point eating fish if you don't want the fishy taste? It's like having bacon that tastes like nothing and then you say, yeah,

there's no bacon taste. What's the point eating it?

So dumb. And they got shabu-shabu. That's just a boiling pot of water that you dip bits of meat into. It's like literally boiled meat and then dip it in sauce.

God, I just get so triggered when I hear people going on about how amazing the food is there. It's shit. God save Japanese food. The sushi in England is better than the sushi in Japan because they put nice stuff in it like avocado

And it's usually refrigerated, but you go to a sushi place in Japan, the sushi is room temperature because it's been going round and round on the conveyor belt. It tastes weird.

I never really liked the sushi in Japan. The sushi in England is amazing.

And then the ramen. I mean, ramen's okay, but ramen is ramen. It just tastes like noodles in salty water pretty much everywhere you go. It doesn't really taste that much different to the ramen I make at home, which I think tastes better.

I never really felt like I desperately wanted to have a bowl of ramen in Japan.

It's always really salty. I remember I went to one ramen place and the broth was so salty.

If I went back to Japan, I'd probably just start eating cheeseburgers again from the convenience store.

Taiwanese food. Taiwanese food sucked too when I went to Taiwan.

They just gave me weird stuff like intestine and pig's tongue and weird stuff. Stinky tofu is disgusting. It smells like dog shit. It smells so horrible. And then you smell it everywhere because they sell stinky tofu in these open markets and all you can smell is the smell of poo.

I don't remember anything that was good in Taiwan for food. It was just weird.

It reminded me— because I used to work in a chicken farm with my mum collecting eggs from the conveyor belt, and the whole place just smelled like chicken poop. It reminded me of that smell. The stinky tofu.

Stinky.

I don't know why it smells like that, because they ferment the soya bean.

Is it a good idea to beat the pork?

Tenderize. Look

at that meat.

Flattened.

I will miss cooking though if I had to hide my location, because the thing I like doing most is messing around with food when I stream. It would kind of suck if I had to hide that. Maybe I'll just take my chances.

Maybe nothing would really happen if I get my location revealed.

So what kind of seasoning? Might do flour again.

I can't grow a beard and I don't want to get a beard. And no, I'm not going to go to Turkey to get some stupid beard transplant. And no, I'm not going to start taking drugs so I can get a beard. I hate all this drug talk. I don't know why I have so many viewers who keep

going on and on about hormone drugs and mood drugs and drugs this and drugs that. Oh God, I hate the topics. I hate the most is when people start going on and on about stupid drugs.

I could not care. I'm never going to take some dumb chemical that alters your brain. That's just stupid. It's scary, right? I don't want to be dependent on a chemical pill. I don't care if it does you good.

Because then if it actually does you good and then you want to carry on taking it, then you've got to carry on taking pills and it's going to have some weird side effects. And then you're going to be like those people who are addicted to drugs or always carry around a load of pills. Have you ever met

a girl and then her bag's full of pills and then you're just like, oh shit, is she crazy? I don't want to be that guy who carries like a load of pills with him everywhere. I look like I'm nuts.

No, I'm not interested in stupid pills and drugs and injections and hormone stuff. That's just what stupid people do.

Oh, I need to get seasoning salt.

Oh look, there's a Costa Coffee pack. Vanilla, cinnamon, cinnamon pork. That'd be weird.

Um.

Oh, we do have sauce— I mean salt. Peri-peri salt. Cheeky Nando's. What's so special about peri-peri salt?

Just tastes like salt.

Oh,

it's a little bit peppery, so I don't need this pepper. Okay, let me think how to make this pork.

Um.

I don't want lots of washing up, so maybe put that back

like that. Look at

that egg yolk. Oh, it's so weird. Oh, oh, it's running everywhere. Look at that egg yolk, it's so slimy.

Look! Oh, look at it! Look at it go!

Oh, that feels so wrong.

Can't believe a little baby chicken comes out of this. Oh, what's that? Looks like a sperm. Is that the sperm? Do you think the sperm goes into the egg? Look, is that the chicken sperm?

Well, at least it's going to be salty now.

Oh, did you see?

Look at that pork.

I didn't think this very well. I didn't think this through very well.

I thought the egg would soak up more onto the pork.

Okay, now we do the flower

like this.

And want some garlic

and some peri-peri salt.

It's actually going quite well.

Soak up all the flour. All the flour is getting stuck to my fingers.

And not the meat. That'll do.

So if World War III started, do you think it'd be better to be in Malaysia or England?

Is Malaysia enemies with Russia?

I feel like Malaysia is not going to be that affected by the whole thing, but we're— if you're in England, you're going to get hit with all the increased food prices and stuff. People think because we only have— we don't really import a lot of Russian gas, I think we're not going to be affected. But we will

be because, because the other countries, um, can't explain it.

I think the whole price, the wholesale price of, of gas would all go up if Russian gas is not— I don't know, just Google it.

It's too hard to explain.

Now, do I put foil in the tray?

Hmm, maybe

I do understand it. It's just I can't explain it well because I heard it on YouTube, but I just can't remember word for word what they said. They said, so if there's less supply Because the Russian supply will be gone,

then the price of the other supply would go up.

That's what I learned from studying economics

on YouTube.

Yeah, it should be fine like this.

Look at that delicious pork.

Getting a bit bored of the whole Ukraine thing, actually. I'm just finding it less and less interesting.

On— even on the news, they, they barely even talk about it. I don't think they even talked about it once on the news yesterday. They kept going on and on about some politician in the UK got caught watching porn on his phone in Parliament. Who cares? Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, he should be punished or kicked out or

something. Do they really have to make a big fuss of it on TV?

Man watches porn. Oh no.

Shock horror. And they keep going on about Boris Johnson and his illegal birthday party. Who cares? God, people are so petty.

Okay, that should be good. 190 at 6 minutes.

It's just so funny watching all the stupid female politicians' shocked faces at the idea of this middle-aged guy watching porn, as if they don't know that every guy watches porn all the time.

I don't really feel like it's a big deal that Boris Johnson had a party and had a bit of cake. I don't really feel like, oh no, he broke his own rules whilst I'm suffering. It's just like one party.

But then these politicians, political people, always constantly doing smear campaigns. Campaigns over anything to try and get you to dislike the other people. Probably because being in Parliament's so boring, you want to watch some porn.

Just feels like petty YouTube drama.

But that's how you get the thing.

Who else likes to clean whilst they cook? Cook. Don't you hate it when some people cook and they just dump all of the dirty stuff into a massive pile into the sink, and then when they finish cooking, then you got— oh my God, fucking thing! Stupid thing beeps telling you to shake it.

Don't you hate it after it's finished cooking, you've got a massive mountain of dirty stuff to wash? Isn't it just nicer to wash things one by one as you're cooking?

Not that I'm talking about anyone in particular, you know, just in general.

You cook and clean as you go. You use something and then you clean it

bit by bit.

I feel like that makes more sense and it, it makes it feel like there's less work to do. I don't like it when stuff piles up and then you got a massive mountain of stuff to clean and deal with.

What's

the other kind of Japanese

food that people keep going on about.

Um, that okonomiyaki stuff, I hate that too. It's just like a massive scrambled egg pancake thing with loads of stuff chucked into it. There's so many toppings in okonomiyaki, it's just disgusting. You can't taste anything because everything's like a massive blend of 100 different ingredients. It ends up just tasting like the sauce.

I prefer a more simple scrambled egg with a bit of bacon and onion.

I remember Chihiro took me to okonomiyaki at some special place before we got married. Where was it? We went on a trip. Maybe it was Kobe. We went to like a very fancy famous restaurant that had a massive queue outside of it. And then— was that Chihiro? Was it someone else? No, I definitely remember I took a

video of it, of the chef and the steam sitting at the table. It was like a table and everyone was very close, so you sit next to strangers.

Yeah, that was before we got married.

It might have been our 3rd or 4th date. I remember our 2nd date. She invited me to ramen at the station where she works. I met her at the station, we had ramen.

It was kind of funny, the first dates we had. We would go to restaurants and just eat and not really talk a lot. It was mostly Chihiro asking questions.

Looks good, but a bit longer.

Why does T-Cure Sam hate Daniel? Why do you think he hates me?

I had this weird dream about Sam, actually. We were in Tokyo and it was very cyberpunk, and we were streaming or vlogging. We went to some restaurant very high up, and I wanted to sit by the window for the view, but Sam was saying he was scared of heights. I don't know if he's actually scared of heights.

Maybe I just made that up in the dream.

Why does it keep beeping?

Looks pretty good,

better than the chicken.

Oh, definitely don't miss hearing that. I hate it when you walk into a restaurant or shop in Japan, they will just yell at you. It feels so weird. And then you don't know, are you supposed to say anything back to them? No, because as an English person, when someone says hello to you you would say hello back.

But irasshaimase is not really hello, it's like welcome, but then it's used as a greeting, but you don't say anything back to them. You're just supposed to ignore them, and it just feels weird. You go around a shop and the staff saying irasshaimase to you as they walk by, and then you're not supposed to say anything back.

I used to like nod back at them and smile when I first went to Japan. And then I realized, oh wait, actually even Japanese people just completely ignore them when they say that.

That is the worst thing about working in Japan, is having to say irasshaimase to customers, especially if you work in a shop like a convenience store. You're going to be saying it hundreds, thousands of times every day. That is the worst thing ever.

I can't remember what we said in the petrol station.

Did we say hello when a customer came up? Yeah, I think we did. We say hello, and then you had to ask them if they had any petrol. No, you had to ask them, do you have— do you have any fuel?

And if you didn't ask, then Jackie the manager would get upset. She'd say, Daniel, what did I say about asking them about fuel? And I was like, but they didn't come with a car. I saw them walk by foot. They obviously don't have a car. Why would they have fuel?

And then she said,

you've got to create a habit of asking them in case you forget.

Because sometimes they would come in— no, they would fill up their car and then come in and do a bit of shopping, and then they won't say that they've filled up their car unless you ask them, and then they'll drive off. Without paying for the fuel, and then it's my fault because I didn't ask them. I think

it's stupid we let them take the fuel before they pay, because sometimes they would just take it and then drive off without paying, and they'd steal it. And then we had to find the license plate, write it down in the book, add it to the alarm system, because they had a license plate recognition camera, so it could

recognize offending plates. And if they came back, a siren would go off.

Some people are so crazy and desperate for petrol that they would steal it even though they're on camera. How dumb can you be? It means you can never go back to that petrol station. Yeah, you might get away stealing £40 of petrol, but then if you ever come back, you're gonna get caught on the camera. Is it

worth it? Just for stealing it one time.

And then they kept having a go at me because I was never good at spotting if they're about to steal it or not. They said if they're wearing a hoodie and they look suspicious, then they might be stealing it, then you press the stop button. I don't know, they all look the same to me.

I still get paid the same. I don't really care. It's not my fault.

I wonder if the pork is cooked in the middle. It looks pretty cooked, don't you think?

Why don't they have like a— you say, oh, I would like to buy half a tank of fuel, and then you make them pay for it and then give them a special card, and then they go back out use the special card to access the fuel, and then they fill up.

But no, no one thinks of these things, and then they have the nerve to call me stupid. I've got all the best ideas.

Oh, it looks pretty good. Look at that. Can't get that in Japan, can you? Crispy pork belly.

Wow. I don't know if I want to cook it a bit longer. It looks like it's going to start going black.

Not that there's anything wrong with being black.

Jiri jiri. Oh yeah, 360.

Did you see my fork flip? Oh, you couldn't because the air fryer's blocking it.

Listen to this.

Oh, is it cooked? I think so.

Look at that.

Um, I don't know, it's a bit pinkish. It'll be fine.

Do you think that's fine?

It's not pork only. There's egg. Didn't you see me crack the egg and I put flour? Flour is from a plant.

Flour comes from wheat.

So I'm eating wheat and eggs. It's a very well-balanced meal, and I have a beer which is made from hops. Very vegan-friendly.

Do you

think that's cooked enough?

I don't usually have this for lunch. Usually I have a sandwich and some cucumber crisps. I'm just making this for fun with the air fryer. Be boring if I made a sandwich.

Pork and beer, the finest lunch for the finest gentleman.

A new special beer glass.

That's not a good idea.

Not good.

Yes, straight in! Did you see that? Straight in the bin.

Okay, let's try this pork. I might need some sauce.

Could have chili sauce again,

or

Strawberry sauce, ketchup, soy sauce would be nice.

What's this?

Hoisin sauce,

maybe chili.

The chili sauce is quite good.

Last time.

Wow, what a feast! Look at this.

Better than— I'm gonna try it without sauce so I could sample the flavors. Look at that.

Mm-hmm. Oh wow, tastes like pork. A

bit bland. I didn't put enough salt.

Now I'll try with the salt.

Hmm.

Salt makes everything better.

And then we cleanse the palates with a swish.

Heineken, my favorite beer, I think.

Okay, now with the sauce.

The best pork I ever had. Look at this.

And people say I'm bad at cooking.

Look at that golden nugget.

Hmm, how long was I vegan? Yeah, I was vegan for like 2 months. When my skin was really bad in Manchester, I thought my bad diet was affecting my skin, so I stopped eating meat. I stopped eating crisps and junk food.

I only had salads and vegetables and fish, tofu. I had no milk, no coffee

for 2 months, and it made no difference. My skin was still terrible. And then I came home and I went back to eating crisps and junk food and all that. My skin's not great, but it's still a bit better.

Pork, pork.

Need some pickles, but I don't have many. Oh, we got pickles!

Pickled peppers! Who got those?

Oh, they're not— oh, they're peppers. I thought they were like Gherkins. Oh, oh, we got ssamjang!

I forgot my mum got this. Korean.

Oh, we do have gherkins.

I'm so happy.

Prepare to level up. I might try the pickled peppers, the pickled peppers

with my pork. Oh look, it's brand new.

The Hanming. I haven't spoken Korean in ages. Feels weird. I feel like I'm just taking the piss when I try and do a Korean impression. I won't do it. I was doing it last night and I was cracking myself up, but it sounds kind of racist.

I don't know, if I get drunk enough, I might do my Korean impression.

They just have this very whiny sound when they speak, don't they? It's like, no, I shouldn't do it.

The Korean, the Korean ladies in the chat who don't exist will be very upset.

Oh, I can't open this jar.

Oh my God, I nearly broke my wrist.

Are they spicy?

I feel like when you speak Korean, you've got to You got to make it seem like you've got a blocked nose, so you got to speak like this,

like that. You got to get that lower tone.

No, I shouldn't do it. It just sounds too dumb.

People's going to clip it and then send it to the Korean government, say Daniel's being rude.

I'm gonna lose all my Korean viewers. Oh no.

So this is the special sauce you get in Korean barbecue.

I hate this lid. Why does it open like that?

Excuse me, I nearly choked on my phlegm. So this is the special sauce you get when you go to Korean barbecue. You're supposed to wrap it in the pork and the leaf.

And then you put some on. I think Korean food is way better than Japanese food. Japanese food is always about soy sauce and little dipping sauces, but Korean sauce is the real stuff, like gochujang and ssamjang.

Oh my God.

So much better than the chili sauce.

I don't know what's made out— it's made out of beans, some kind of bean.

Oh yeah, it says right there, soybean. It's a soybean paste. It's like miso paste, kind of.

Try this pickled pepper.

Better not be spicy.

Did I tell you the time I went on a date in London? We went to a Korean barbecue and it was so boring and awkward. I ended up chewing on the chilies just, just to like make it more bearable. I feel like now I understand why people slit their wrists, because the pain kind of distracts them from

the actual pain. The date was so awkward and painful, I enjoyed the burning pain in my tongue more. It was like a nice distraction.

So I was just chewing on chilies during the date.

Worst date I ever had. When, when you just cannot think of anything to talk about, it's horrible.

I wanted to get out of this so badly.

Look at that.

Not

bad, not spicy.

Can't actually taste it. Just tastes like

a pepper.

Oh, I need clean chopsticks.

The best thing to have with pork is kimchi or something pickled

and beer.

The best lunch I ever had.

What's wrong with eating pork?

Pork is my favorite meat.

I don't know why some people hate it. It's just weird.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

I think pork is better than beef, easy. Beef is okay, but it just doesn't have—

doesn't have the same kind of flavor.

But all my favorite meat food is always pork, like ham, bacon, sausage.

The only thing I don't like about pork is It can be a bit chewy,

especially when you go to Korean barbecue and then you have that big leaf thing, you roll it all up and then you stuff it into your mouth, and then you look like an idiot because your mouth is completely stuffed with that leaf and the pork and kimchi and stuff, and you can't talk because your mouth's so full.

I'm trying to chew it. And move it around inside of your mouth. It's really hard as well whilst not looking like an idiot.

I have a coffee machine, it's over there.

Actually, I think my Amazon's gonna come soon. I ordered some Starbucks vanilla lattes because I've been drinking Americanos and I'm a bit bored.

Been drinking these and I'm a bit fed up with the flavor, so I got some Starbucks special fancy coffee.

Is the game still in development? No, I gave up ages ago.

Do you remember how into that game I was? I was I was so into coding and developing a game, it was crazy. For about a few weeks, I was really into it, really enjoyed it, and then I just lost interest. As with everything in my life, it's why I suck at everything, is because I can never stick

to anything for longer than a few months. I would actually be good at stuff if I didn't lose interest so quickly. I could be good at so many things, it's just I I suck because I get bored.

Imagine if I never gave up on the game, it would have made a lot of progress by now.

Do I have ADHD? Someone said that they think I do.

If getting bored of things and losing interest really quickly is a symptom, then maybe I do.

I don't know why people keep saying I should get tested for autism. They say if you get diagnosed, it will make things so much easier for you. Why would it? How would it change anything if I know that I have something? I wouldn't— it wouldn't change anything really. I'd still— if I did have it, I would still

have it even if I knew I had it.

Maybe I do have it. I'm starting to think, yeah, maybe there's something a bit weird about me.

Do they let autistic people enter the army? Because what if World War III starts and then I could say I've got autism so they don't send me to fight?

I actually quite like these peppers.

I recommend the pickled pepper.

I don't think they would let autistic people hold a weapon and operate machinery. Maybe they're good for cannon fodder. I don't know. Imagine me being in charge of anything. They wouldn't put me in charge.

Of anything important, would they?

I just assume if you're a soldier, you might be in charge of operating some kind of equipment, like, uh, like a cannon or radar systems, or maybe the walkie-talkie.

Imagine as a joke they, they sent Ukraine a shipment of cannonballs and cannons and the keg of gunpowder, and then they used it. Imagine the Russians roll up on Kyiv Kyiv, and then they're faced with a, a battery of cannons and cavalry, as the Americans like to say. Why do Americans always mispronounce cavalry as cavalry? I've heard

so many gamers, American YouTubers, call it cavalry. I feel like Americans have a very hard time pronouncing words where you kind of have to make a stop, like a pause. Mid-word. Americans like the words just flow, like aluminum, aluminum. It just flows better than aluminium. It's like, and cavalry, it's like, it doesn't really flow, does it? Americans

just kind of force words to flow even if it sounds wrong.

Like Antarctica.

They take out the T in the middle. They just call it— and what do they call it? Antarctica, because it flows better.

The Calvary.

Sending the cavalry.

And now I waste all this chili sauce. It's pretty good lunch.

Peppers and pickles and pork.

The last piece.

And that is called lunch. That is a luncheon.

Ah,

now we finish off the lunch with a nice drinkage.

Oh, this is the life.

I think a meal like that would cost you about— probably cost you about $10 if you went out to eat and you just got a side dish of pork and a beer with some pickles. Probably be like ¥1,000.

But I bought that pork for about £3, and that was half the pork, so £1.50. The beers, I can't remember. I bet that whole meal just cost me a couple pounds.

The air fryer is pretty nice, I have to say.

I

feel out

of breath.

Have I been up to anything interesting?

Um, I got Sekiro again. And it's actually very fun now. It's weird because I tried it last year and I hated it, but after I played Elden Ring and got into Elden Ring, now that I try Sekiro again, it's actually quite good.

I just defeated the boss on, on Sekiro. It's like a bull, it's got a flaming log attached to its head. It took me a few hours, but it was quite fun.

Sekiro is like Elden Ring, but then

very bare-bones version of Elden Ring. So you don't get any spells, you can't change your weapon. You can't have different playstyles. There's no tanking build or sword build or spellcaster build. You're just a shinobi.

Excuse me. And you've got a shuriken, you've got a katana, and then you've got a grappling hook. And then the whole game just revolves around that kind of playstyle.

I don't know if there's other weapons later on in the game, but I haven't seen them. But it's basically like Elden Ring, but you remove the open world, you remove the mounts, you remove all the play styles and all of the different weapons, and then you've got a very bare-bones sword combat Japanese-esque Elden Ring, which is nice.

I think it's good because I never really like fussing around with different builds and spells.

I'm trying to find a game to play on the Switch when I go to Malaysia. I might get Dark Souls Remastered. That could be fun.

I'm still not sure what to bring to Malaysia. I might bring— because if I do stay in Asia, then I'm gonna want my laptop. But then do I really want to bring my whole laptop just for a vacation? It sounds like a bit annoying to carry my heavy gaming laptop whilst we're going to different places.

I can't decide.

It would just be annoying if I wanted to stay and then I had to buy a new laptop again. How many laptops have I bought? I might just bring the MacBook, but then you can't really game on the MacBook.

Does Chihiro know you made a video about her? Probably someone told her.

Who cares? I feel like I can just make whatever I want now and no one's gonna tell me off about it. What's she gonna do?

She can't tell me not to, can she?

So I'm thinking just bringing the Switch for gaming and maybe just my phones for internet. I don't really need a laptop, do I?

Unless I decide to stay, and then I need a laptop to do proper gaming. And in case a trending game comes out, I need to make videos about it.

Plus, it's very boring not to have a big screen when you spend all day at home and you're planning to live somewhere for a period of time.

Oh, we cut that tree down as well by the pond. I don't know if you can see it without my internet cutting out. You see all those piles of wood out there? My mum wants me to stop helping to move it to the front of the house. I said I'll do it when the weather gets better. The

weather's pretty good now.

Maybe I will, but I'm busy working, doing my stream. Look, the garden is just a mess now with that chopped down tree.

It was that big tree here by the pond. It was dead. She paid £200 for this guy to come and cut it down, but he didn't move it. He just left it all there. So we've got to carry it all to the front of the house.

I don't know why I have to make more work, because if it was me and I was just living here alone, I wouldn't bother. It's just a dead tree. Why'd you have to chop it down?

Who else agrees? Don't you just feel like it's, it's just making extra work for you when it's not really necessary? The tree's dead. Yeah, but it's not really hurting anyone by being there. It's just a dead tree. Trees die all the time. You don't have to chop them all down. They just naturally sort themselves out when they've

eventually fall over.

The good thing is you get a load of wood that you can burn,

but I would have just left it.

My motto in life is do nothing and be bored. But then some people are just the opposite, and they, they're always trying to find stuff to fix or to change. They end up making all this work for themselves just because they can't just sit down and relax.

I think just don't do anything unless it's really, really necessary.

It just seems like it's not necessary. You just leave the tree alone unless a big storm comes and blows it down, then you would try to get it sorted out.

I wouldn't bother. Now I've got to carry all those logs.

It's like gardening. What's the point gardening? Because when winter comes, everything's gonna die anyway, and then it will grow back in summer.

As long as it's not— as long as the bushes and nature is not really blocking anything important like the roads or the paths.

Then I don't really see a problem. Just let it grow.

I don't mind if people want to do that stuff, but I just don't like it when they start guilt-tripping me because I don't want to do it.

What happened to the oil tank? Um, my sister put a camera there,

but I don't know if it actually works

because I think you don't actually have to have a working camera because if a thief sees the camera, they're gonna be

They're going to be scared, aren't they?

Oh my God, is that my Amazon? I can hear a car.

I can definitely hear a car engine.

Oh fuck, there's someone there. Shut up.

He's going to see me from the window.

We'll just let him knock on the door and then he'll leave my coffee.

I can hear a car engine a mile away.

It's my Amazon delivery.

Fuck, where's my iPhone?

I hate it when I get trapped here,

cuz I can't go across the hallway. He might see me from the door. I can't stand up cuz he might see me from the kitchen window. We're just going to sit here.

This is the blind spot.

What's he doing?

Why is he taking so long?

I can hear him driving away now.

I can't tell where he is now. I definitely heard

tires.

Wait, he's gone.

Where's my parcel?

What? There's nothing there.

What happened? Am I streaming?

That wasn't him. It says my Amazon is still out for delivery.

Who just drove into the driveway?

That was weird. Someone just drove into the driveway and then drove back out.

Very scary. Oh, that was my Starbucks. Vanilla latte.

Okay, let's clean this quickly.

Give me a second.

Nice

and

clean. Uh, I hate cleaning this.

Keep

losing connection. What is wrong with the internet today?

Am I streaming?

Yeah, I think it's back. Why do I keep losing connections today?

Now I've lost all my viewers.

Can't even clean and have a quiche.

Oh, shut up, Chitty Bama! What do you mean no, he doesn't? How do you know if I give my mum rent or not?

Since when did you know about the personal private ongoings of my family? You don't know anything, fucking idiot! Stop telling people I don't pay my mum any money. I literally paid her £1,000 last month.

How do these stupid people like him just make these claims when I never said that I don't give her any money?

Sick and tired of people accusing me of not paying.

Hey, Chili Bomber, you're banned! Get off my stream! Go

away! You got no proof that I don't pay, and even if I didn't pay, so what? None of your business.

I paid for my own food I got from Tesco groceries. I bought my own box of crisps. I bought my own ramen. I bought my own air fryer. Do you think my mum pays for that? I pay for the rice cooker.

So shut the fuck up saying that I don't pay my own way.

Can say a lot of stuff about me, but I never let people pay stuff for me. If I want something, I'll buy it with my own money.

I don't know why people keep trying to make it seem like I'm a leech.

I never once said that people pay stuff for me or that I don't pay anything, so why do you just assume that I don't pay for anything, idiot?

I pay my sister for the plane ticket. I'm gonna pay for the hotels for my share.

Not once have I ever gone traveling where I didn't pay for my own share. No one's ever paid anything for me.

I wish people paid stuff for me.

When I was with Mila, I paid for everything. I paid the hotels, I paid the train, I paid the bus ticket, I paid for the food.

Mila barely paid for anything because she didn't have any money. Mila had like minus £800 in her bank account.

She was minus £800 and she was still buying shit like phones. And camera lights and all this rubbish, and then a kitten. And then she was just going into overdraft. She had no money, and then she kept buying stuff she didn't need,

and then she still dumped me.

I feel full up now.

That was a nice lunch.

Now we just have to wait for Amazon

and then I can try out the special Starbucks I got.

Hopefully the internet is stable.

Oh, shut up, stupid air fryer! Why does it just beep?

No, that wasn't an Amazon guy. I don't know who that was. It's just some random person drove into the driveway and then drove back out.

I'm out of breath. Oh.

No, I can't, I can't use the camera because it's not recording. I don't have it recording all day because I'd run out of disk space, so I just have it

on, but you have to be there to see what's happening.

I wouldn't mind trying to connect to the beta, see if I can stream outside, but I don't want to disconnect and lose all my viewers again. It's just kind of annoying when that happens.

Maybe tomorrow I'll give it a try.

Don't know what to do now. New video is not doing great.

Don't know what to make videos about anymore.

How long did I work at the petrol station? I worked there for, uh, 8 or 9 months.

We give you ideas all the time. They're not good ideas. It's just people saying go to Thailand.

Maybe I will go to Thailand after Malaysia. Could go some other travel— could travel to some other countries.

I'm going to Malaysia with my secret girlfriend.

I wish.

I saw one video, it was called Life in Malaysia, What It's Like Living in Malaysia, Pros and Cons. She got 400K views. It was just a 6-minute video of her sitting in front of the camera saying

Malaysia is great because of the cheap food, but then Malaysia is bad because they don't have a bar culture and it's hard to find bars and places to drink. That's what I said, and then everyone hated me. I said Malaysia is annoying because they don't really drink a lot of alcohol because it's Muslim, and then people kept

going, oh, you're wrong, they do sell alcohol. Yeah, but then you got to search for it. It's not just everywhere like in Japan. Everywhere you can get alcohol. In Malaysia, you got to know the places where they sell it.

There's no really like drinking and bar hopping kind of

Culture. Do you think it's it's better for the country to not have a drinking culture? What is the GDP of Malaysia compared to South Korea? Because South Koreans drink a lot.

You could argue that by banning alcohol. And not letting our people drink alcohol is going to make for a more productive society. But does it?

GDP of Malaysia,

$336 billion.

GDP of South Korea,

$1.6 trillion. Blown out the water. Jesus, 1.6 trillion. So what is the argument of not allowing your citizens drinking?

GDP of the UK, 2.7 trillion. Wow, we are nearly double South Korea. Suck it. GDP of Japan, 5 trillion. Wow, Japan has double the GDP of, of UK.

What about Russia?

1.4 trillion. What about Zimbabwe?

$16 billion.

That's not much.

GDP of Uganda,

$37 billion.

Of America, $20 trillion. Wow, that's a lot. China, fourteen trillion. What's after a trillion? So you would need a trillion trillions to get to the next idian, wouldn't you?

Gazillion, billion, trillion. Then what?

What comes after trillion?

Quadrillion. Do you think there's ever going to be a country that has a quadrillion GDP?

One bazillion. What comes after quadrillion?

Quintillion, sextillion, septillion, octillion, nonillion.

Decillion. Trillionaire.

After the world's first billionaire, you have the world's first trillionaire.

Elon Musk is only, what, $200 billion net worth? So he's not even a quarter away to becoming a trillionaire.

World's first quadrillion GDP will be

maybe in the year 4000. You have a country has a quadrillion GDP.

I find it funny the Tesla tank— Tesla stock tanked because Elon Musk sold how much? How much? He sold like $20 billion of Tesla to fund finance his Twitter buyout.

Is Twitter really worth it? I don't know. Doesn't Twitter not make any profit? Don't they lose money every year?

Seems like a bit of a waste of money.

It seems like he could have used the 44 billion for something else instead of just stupid website where people talk on it.

How are my stocks? I'm still down. My stocks haven't really done that badly because I sold out of all my tech stocks a couple weeks ago and I switched towards stuff like tobacco stocks, oil, energy, and healthcare. So I've actually done Not bad compared to the people still in tech stocks. But yeah, even my defensive stuff's

kind of crashing a little bit, but not as much as the NASDAQ has. Still down like £12,000,

but I completely lost confidence in all the tech stuff and the NASDAQ. I'm not touching that. You saw Amazon drop 12%. Jesus Christ. Even Amazon. You think Amazon makes loads of money. It's always gonna be around. It should be safe. But no, it had bad earnings, lower amount of sellings.

Netflix drops like 36% cuz declining growth.

Even Google. Google missed earnings, drops like 6%.

So I don't want to get any of these tech stuff right now.

I'm all in tobacco.

Any smokers here? Go buy. Hope you all switch to— oh my fucking God. Oh my God, who just knocked on my door?

I love it when they just knock the door and they walk off. That's my favorite kind of Amazon.

He's still there, he's still there.

Yeah, I got my coffee.

Very interested to see what this Starbucks Dolce Gusto instant coffee taste like. Don't look at my address, don't want to dox myself.

Fuck off, stupid box! Hate boxes so much. Oh, I got macchiato caramel classic. Oh, it's all the same. What does macchiato mean? What was I saying before? I can't remember. Oh yeah, I was gonna say, any smokers

here? I hope you switch to, uh, Marlboro. I can't even pronounce it. Marlboro. Marlboro. What is the brand? That, um, Altria sells, because I'm heavily invested in Altria and British— no, not British. I'm heavily invested in Altria and Imperial Tobacco. I think Imperial Tobacco, they sell the Rizzlers, you know, the roll-up Rizzlers.

That's the most popular product. And they also sell the Winstons, and they sell the David Banny Boff tobacco things. I forgot the David Hasselhoff tobaccos. So don't buy Philip PM, Philip Morrison's. Get some Marlboros. That will help my stock.

I think you should all start smoking right now and buy Altria.

Support my investments.

Wow, that went in! Did you see? Did you see that, guys? You saw that? I just threw the thing in the bin like a trick shot. First try.

Wow, look, look how many Kofis I got

in one box. You get 6 plus 6. Oh, they got brown ones and white ones.

Caramel macchiato and caramel. What's the difference? Why is— oh, one's really strong, 5 out of 7 bars, and this one's only 1 out of 7. Why is it so weak?

I sold my Starbucks stocks. It kept going down, had to sell it at a loss. I bought it at $80 and I sold it around $76, so I lost $4 per share. I only lost about £60, but it kept going down and I felt like I don't know, if the whole market goes down, Starbucks is going to

go down with it because who's going to buy Starbucks when there's a recession? Maybe a lot of people would just carry on buying Starbucks, but it seems like Starbucks is— it goes down with the market, so I didn't really want to hold it.

And apparently they say that, um, before the 2008 financial crash before the whole market crashed, these stocks, the oil stocks peaked, and we haven't seen a peaking of the oil stocks yet. So apparently we're not in the recession yet, but I'm gonna try and sell a lot of my stocks next week because I feel like there's gonna

be a big crash, and when that happens, I'm gonna have a lot of money ready to buy stuff. I don't know,

hard to tell, but I want to have some cash ready in case.

Uh,

what should I have, the brown one or the white one? What is the difference?

I think if the market did crash, I'm just gonna buy a NASDAQ index fund because I can't be bothered picking stocks anymore. It's too risky. They get bad earnings, they drop like 30%. Why are there fork marks in this one?

What? Someone stabbed my coffee? Oh no, what if I penetrated the pods?

Oh no,

I might have penetrated One of the pods. Oh no, I didn't. It's made out of plastic, so it should be a bit stronger.

Haters got bored and stopped watching. Yeah, yeah, I actually managed to bore the haters away, which is weird because a lot of YouTubers had a lot of hate watchers, like Onision and a bunch of others. And the more they just argued with the haters, the more the haters came back. But what I did was I just stopped

making the stuff that I knew the haters liked to watch, and then I stopped making drama, and then I banned the most annoying haters, and that just kind of killed it. Killed— it killed the hate in its tracks, and now they've all gone.

It's weird. I feel a bit lonely, actually. Where are all the people telling me to get a job and get a life and telling me I'm a disgusting person?

Oh, maybe it's for the best.

Roast ground coffee and caramel flavored whole milk powder with sugar.

Delicious. Don't you just laugh at those stupid investors who are like, I'm an ethical investor. I don't invest in tobacco or oil stocks. Lame. Who cares? As if, as if the tobacco industry is going to collapse just because you choose not to invest in it. They don't give a fuck. As long as people want to buy cigarettes

and smoke. The tobacco industry is going to exist. It doesn't matter if you invest in it or not. So I can make an ethical decision not to invest in, in Lockheed Martin. It doesn't mean wars are going to stop. They're still going to make weapons and sell them. It doesn't make any difference. So you might as well

make some money if, you know, war is going to happen.

I'm an ethical investor.

These ethical investors are a joke because they say, oh, I don't want to invest in oil stocks because it's bad for the environment. But then they invest in Tesla and they think, oh, Tesla's green energy, it doesn't use petrol. Yeah, but where's the energy, electricity coming from that powers Teslas? They're coming from coal plants and fossil fuel

burning plants. It doesn't just come out of solar. We don't use that much solar and renewable energy. And apparently the fossil fuels they use to create one car of Tesla, it's like the equivalent of 12 billion cows or something like that. I don't know. Apparently uses a lot of fossil fuels to create a Tesla car and then

to charge the battery. And then the electric vehicle batteries To mine the cobalt and lithium they need for the batteries, they have to create these massive quarries and it creates all this pollution and damage to the environment that way.

So I just don't understand how you can be an ethical investor. What are you going to invest in? You won't be able to invest in energy companies because they all use fossil fuels. He says he's an ethical investor, but then he's got shares in SSE. SSC get the, their gas and stuff from oil refineries, don't they?

And then he's got stuff like Ford. Ford make cars that pollutes the world. It's just weird way of thinking. Oh,

where's my cup?

I don't give a crap. I'll invest in tobacco, I'll invest in oil, I'll invest in Lockheed Martin.

Most my money is in tobacco now.

I think tobacco will do well because people are going to smoke even if they don't have enough money for food. They're going to buy their smokes because they're addicted. Smoking is just like part of the shopping. It's like buying milk. Even if they get really broke, they'll cancel their Netflix, they'll cancel their Disney, they'll cancel their PlayStation

Plus before they'll cancel their smokes. Now, even when the government raised the price of smoking, they carried on buying it. Yeah, they're going to complain a bit about it, but they're still going to buy it because they're addicted.

Oh, there's milk here. What? It's all white. The coffee's white. Why is it white?

This is so weird.

This

is— look at this!

Look, the whole coffee is white. What

What?

How is it pure white?

Oh, it just tastes like sweet milk.

Oh, what? What is the point of that? It's just milk.

Am I doing this wrong?

Why did they give me one capsule that's just sugary milk and then the other one is just brown?

I don't get it.

Use 2 capsules.

So I have to put one in and then take it out and then put this one in?

Really? Why are there no instructions? That means That means I've only got half the coffees that I think I have.

It doesn't say.

Am I supposed to make a cup of the brown stuff and then mix it? You know, in those fancy videos where they make the little patterns, they've got this metal jug of cream— or is that milk?

Look, this is just milk. It's just like sugared milk.

Macchiato is steamed milk with espresso poured on top.

Okay, let me try making the brown one. This is so annoying. Why can't they just put it in? Why can't they mix it in? One capsule.

So I think this is just pure coffee. Try this. It's making a weird sound. Can you hear that?

Just like it's hissing.

Oh, this is just pure black coffee.

Oh my God, it's so strong. Oh, it's so bitter. It's like licking an armpit. Oh, so do we mix it? It's, it's breath though. It's making my thumb, my tongue numb.

This is the stupidest coffee. Oh, it cost me £20.

Oh, oh, it's disgusting. It's so bitter.

Uh,

it's getting a bit better.

I hate it when you try and pour something out of a cup and it does that and it— why is it making me have a lisp?

There's no caramel flavor and it's just really bitter.

I wasted my money. It's cost me £20. And I got 12, 12, 24. How many capsules?

Oh,

the caramel syrup is added at the bottom, but there's no caramel syrup. Where's the caramel?

Yeah, I think you would need a ratio of 1 black to 2 white because the black one is really bitter.

It's so silly you have to mix it like that. Why didn't they— I don't know. I was hoping to have a nice fun sweet flavored coffee with caramel. So disappointing.

Maybe we've got honey.

Oh my God, look, I found one of the caramel lattes I bought when I was with Mira. It's got Dutch Is that Dutch? Gesmack.

Everything reminds me of Mira. They've even got some of the gifts Mira got for my mom. Look,

for Christmas before she dumped me, we went shopping all over the place to get Dutch snacks and treats, and then we went to a home store, Home Depot kind of store, to get a big plastic box to put all this stuff in. And then we shipped it to my house, and then she dumped me, and I actually

got home before the gifts arrived. Look, no one even tried this. She liked these chocolate sprinkle things.

Got Dutch stuff in the house now,

even 2 years later. Still reminded. Like this as well. Me and Mila got this when we went to Wing Yip. Do you remember the video when she was at my house? We went to the Chinese supermarket, we got a load of stuff. We got this Korean seaweed, we never ate it.

Memories, precious memories.

No one wants me anymore. Chihiro left me, Mila left me, and they all just moved on and forgot about me.

And this coffee tastes shit. I think the Americano tastes better.

I don't get it. All these girls, they really liked me at first, and then they just abandoned me and then never wanted to see or talk to me ever again. I'm not that bad, am I?

I don't really feel like I'm that bad of a person, but people treat me like I'm a monster.

I feel like I'm gonna end up like my granddad, you know. I'm not too dissimilar to my granddad. My granddad ended up living alone for the last 30 years of his life because he just, he just kind of upset everyone, and then no one wanted to have anything to do with him. And then he ended up just

living here on his own. I think he did have a woman. I She was called Barbara. She used to bring her dog. She was from Ginningham. I don't know why I remember these little facts, but she's probably dead now.

She used to come around as well, but apparently, I think my dad said she was interested in— she was only interested in my granddad because she was interested in the property. Like, she thought she could get her hands on the property if she snuggled up to him.

So everyone hated my granddad because he was kind of not nice, but he seemed nice to me. My dad said he mellowed out a bit when he started to— he, he got his pension and then he was living off benefits for a while, so he kind of mellowed out, relaxed a bit, and wasn't so

touchy.

Apparently my dad said that one time when he was a kid, my granddad shoved him in the closet and punched him in the face and broke his nose. I was just shocked that he was— my granddad was so violent. Apparently he would just punch my uncles and beat them up. And then my dad was trying to protect

one of his brothers, and then my granddad punched him in the face.

I think that's why my dad was like really kind and nice to me, because he didn't want to be the same as his dad— strict and authoritarian.

I miss my dad. Sometimes I feel weird that I ever had a dad. It just feels like now this new normal is I don't have a dad.

It's weird to think there was a time when I did have one and I had a cat. Now they're all gone, but that's life, isn't it?

Why did I change the channel name back? Because I

I don't know, I just miss being a famous YouTuber, I guess. And that was my brand, that was my name.

Not gonna be as famous as I was ever again, but it's still nice to have it.

So my thinking was if someone found my channel by chance, they would think the channel is called Daniel. So if they Googled Daniel, then nothing's going to come up. If they Googled Hide in My Room, then a lot of stuff's going to come up.

But now I started to feel like I don't really care if you see my channel and you don't like me because what you saw on the channel or because of what you see other people saying, then Maybe you just don't really like me enough

and you're not worth my time anyway.

Someone who likes me for who I am will show up eventually, and it won't matter what they, what they think of my channel.

Because if someone found my channel with all the weird videos privated?

I don't know. Do you think it would make any difference?

I feel like it won't really make much difference. They'll still see the videos, and I don't know how it would affect their opinion.

There was this girl from Australia. She said that she liked me at first, but then

seeing how everyone hates me did have an effect on how she thought of me.

And she was being brutally honest about it. Most people won't. They'll just slip away quietly.

But sadly, it has some kind of impact

because they think if everyone hates— if it seems like everyone hates this guy, then maybe there's a reason.

If you look at the comment section on my— most my videos, it's just people hating on me. But now it's not so bad. You look at my comments, I don't really get any hate comments anymore.

This coffee is making me feel weird. I think it's very powerful.

I'm not very happy with this coffee. It cost me £20 and it doesn't taste like caramel.

72 pods, 36 servings. So yeah, I have to use 2 pods to make 1 coffee. So 36 servings and it cost me £20.

That's 55p per coffee. Usually it's only 20p.

This is not good coffee.

Now I've had beer and the coffee. How's that going to make me feel? Because the beer makes me feel sleepy, then shouldn't the coffee make me feel energized?

I feel weird.

I'm not looking forward to the plane flight to Malaysia. It's going to take 13 and a half hours.

Oh my God, the plane flight to Japan was 11 hours and that felt long. 13 and a half.

What am I gonna do?

How many hours do you think you should arrive before your plane takes off? I think 4 hours is what I'm used usually aiming for. So if my plane leaves at 12, I would leave the house at 8 to give myself 4 hours to get to the airport.

Obviously it doesn't take 4 hours to get there, so it's not like I'm going to arrive 5 minutes before takeoff.

But then there's check-in time. Would you arrive 4 hours before check-in time or 4 hours before takeoff time?

Because check-in time is usually 2, 2 hours before takeoff time. So then you're arriving at 6 hours before the plane actually takes off.

I think that's a bit excessive because it will take an hour and a half to get to the airport. So if we left at 7,

you're arriving like 4 hours before the plane even leaves. What are you gonna do, sit there for 4 hours?

Business class lounge? I'm not that rich.

Peasant class.

So me and my mum will get a taxi because my sister lives in London, so she'll just go from London.

That is the worst thing about traveling— sitting around waiting for planes and buses. I hate it so much.

And you're not really feeling comfy enough to do games or watch stuff. You just want to zone out. I just sit there and I stare out the window.

I'm really not looking forward to it.

I feel so nice and comfy at home, but then I also feel bored. I feel excited to go traveling, but then I'm really dreading sitting on a plane.

I wonder what Chris is doing. He said he's gonna be back home for May and June, didn't he? So he's still here.

Isn't it just really weird to think The Chris Brodo is only probably 15 miles away from me right now.

Maybe I should do a cesium, go ring on his doorbell. He'll probably punch me in the face.

Do you think— don't you think Chris is a bit scary?

Do you think he would be polite, or do you think he'd be angry and tell me off, because I feel like Chris is not the kind of person to be scared of getting angry at someone.

Whereas I was, I was, I was really angry when Cesium came, but I was really quiet because I'm not going to get angry in front of a stranger. But I was so angry my mum let him inside the house. I could hear him at the door, so I knew he was like a viewer. But my mum didn't

understand what was happening. She thought he was a friend from school. I don't know why. He never said anything like that.

He said, I'm someone from the internet, and somehow my mum interpreted that as, I'm Daniel's friend from school.

That's the— I actually don't want to say it. This is kind of a bad idea,

but I would have never let a stranger into the house.

Problem is—

no, I don't— I shouldn't say that.

If I could go back in time and redo that situation, I don't know how I'd do it differently. I was sitting right here. Chihiro was sitting here on this spot. I was sitting in the middle here playing on my Switch, and my sister was in the other room playing piano or keyboard or something.

Um, he came in, he was standing there, my mum was standing there, and he gave, he gave us a card And some chocolate. I didn't say anything. I just stared at my Switch the whole time, pretending he wasn't there. I didn't know what to do.

I had no idea what to do.

Because, because there's no point telling him off even if I wanted to, because he's already here and he wouldn't care anyway, because he would have known that I wouldn't have wanted him to come, but he came anyway. Some people don't care what you want, like that weirdo Alan. He must have known that I'm not interested in meeting

guys, but he managed to trick me into meeting him by using his girlfriend. Some people just don't care, you know. So you can tell them off and warn them as much as you want, they won't listen.

So what is the point of getting angry at him?

I mean, the best situation, the best way would have just been say thanks for the card and then not let him into the house

and then say, well, good night, have a nice evening then, bye.

But I wouldn't have opened the door if it was just me here.

I was just shocked because I wasn't expecting something like that would happen.

Yeah, I'm really glad how I handled— I'm really happy with the way I handled the Scots, the Scotland situation, because if it was 2018 Daniel, 2019 Daniel, I feel like I would have been too scared to say I'm not happy with this, I'm going back. I would have just ended up being dragged around by those 2 nutjobs

all day long. And they would have just thought, oh, we're just having a fun time. Let's take Daniel to the Scottish blah, blah, blah. He'll really like it. And they have no awareness that I'm really hating this situation. Some people are so dumb, they have no awareness during certain situations that I might be uncomfortable or unhappy with

something. They, they're completely clueless.

They just think everything's fine.

They can't read my body language.

So I'm glad that I just walked away and I said, I, I'm not happy with this, I'm going to leave.

Yeah, you just have to tell people, because it seems like— I thought people would just able to read the air and they would get it from my body language or the way— the tone of my voice. I thought people would just be able to sense if I'm not happy with something, but they really cannot sense it most

of the time. And you just got to tell people straight up to fuck off sometimes.

I feel like everyone's autistic and just me, I'm special.

Either they don't know or they don't care if

they're putting you in an uncomfortable situation.

I just thought it's pretty obvious that

I only meet women if I think they're interested in me and I think they're okay looking. Why else would I meet a woman

just to hang out, just to chat,

and then she brings some guy along? So annoying.

I never want to meet a guy ever unless I know about them.

It's like I was happy to meet George because I've known of him for decades because I learned Japanese using his websites and his video material. So I knew what kind of person he was

and I thought he was a cool guy. Before meeting him, so I was happy to meet him. And same thing about Ice Poseidon and Elvis. I knew what they were like because I could see their videos.

But I would really just rather not meet random guys who I know nothing about unless,

I don't know,

they have a— they give me a good impression and they don't seem weird or creepy.

But yeah, I don't know how I would have handled the situation if the cesium thing happened now.

I just— I really hate it when people ring the doorbell or knock the door asking for me. And then my parents let them in. That has been something that triggered me ever since I was a kid. I had this friend from secondary school

and he was constantly phoning me and trying to come over, and he would just come round without telling me and he would start throwing stones at my window. It was so annoying. To get my attention, he'd throw little stones at the window. And I'd be like, oh my God, why is he here? I didn't ask him to

come over. And then one time he came round and my dad let him in, and I was playing Xbox in my bedroom having a good time by myself, and stupid idiot just comes into my bedroom. Oh my God,

I was so annoyed. I told my dad,

don't let— don't let people in when they come over unless I tell you that I've have— that I've invited them. And it was like, sorry, Daniel, I didn't know.

I think that's one of the reasons why I just hate the idea of having friends, because I had a few really annoying friends from back in school.

I can't stand it when people just come over unannounced. Or they just phone me randomly without saying, without arranging the phone call beforehand. I never answer the phone if it just starts ringing. If you want to do a phone call, first you message me saying that you would like to do a phone call, and then we agree

on a time to do it.

I hate having my day interrupted unexpectedly.

And then he did it again. One time we had like a bit of a family get-together, some of my cousins were over. And me and my cousins were in my bedroom, we were playing video games, and then the stupid friend just invited himself round again. And it was so awkward, I didn't know what to do. He was

just standing there at my bedroom doorway whilst me and my cousins were playing games, and it was like 2 separate worlds. My family world and then my school friend's world had never come together like that before, and it just felt so weird. And I really wanted him to leave, but I didn't know how to tell him, so

I ended up running away. I just— I ran out my bedroom into the garden. Then he started chasing me, thinking I was playing with him, like playing around. And then he was like trying to chase me, laughing, and I was just trying to get away from him. Oh my God, I hated it so much.

I just wanted to hang out with my cousins.

It was so hard to get rid of him as well.

I just end up ignoring him and ignoring all his phone calls and ignoring him when he tried to come over, and then he finally got the message.

There was this one time my sister was sick, so she was in bed in her bedroom, and that friend was round, and he was really creepy. He was like, where's your sister? And I said, she's in her room, she's ill. And then he just went into my sister's room. He just opened the door. I was like, hello,

the fuck are you doing?

God, some of these people are so

Stupid. I cannot stand annoying people.

This is why I don't want friends. There's people just weird,

weird and annoying.

Some people, they don't get the hint. They don't, they don't have the ability to take hints.

The Hong Kong guy was the most annoying person I have ever met, hands down. I could not believe how irritating he was. I can't believe he started messaging my wife. And inviting her to dinner. How stupid must you be?

I would never

invite my friend's girlfriend or wife out to dinner. That's just so weird.

I would never try and like be friends with my male friend's girlfriend. It just seems like I'm trying to steal her away from him.

I guess in his mind he was like friends with Chihiro as well. I'm friends with Daniel and Chihiro. No, you were friends with me. You don't have a direct connection to Chihiro. Your connection to Chihiro is through me. But he bypassed that and violated the holy code.

That's why I had to get rid of Chihiro, because she betrayed me. As my wife, she should have said no to meeting up with a guy who's my friend. If it was her own friend, like a Japanese guy friend from work, who she's known for years. That's completely different, and that's completely fine.

But Casey was my

acquaintance,

not hers.

That's why I was so upset about it.

I was still angry about it after Christmas.

That's why I was like, yeah, I don't care if you want to get divorced, let's get divorced then. Fuck you.

That was the last straw.

And it was so dumb how they were trying to get revenge against me by streaming together and laughing at me. It was Chihiro's idea in the first place to get divorced, so why is she doing all this kind of revenge tactics streaming with him?

You're the one who wants to get divorced. I didn't do anything wrong.

Yeah, I slept with the viewer's girlfriend. That was, uh, way after the marriage,

and I'm not friends with that guy. If Caesium was my friend, then yeah, I wouldn't be messaging his girlfriend. But I was, I was acquainted with Pia way before I even—

well, I never even talked to Caesium anyway directly, so I never really thought of him as an acquaintance. I just thought of him as a viewer who gave me Super Chats now and then. I didn't think of him as a friend.

But if I, if I had a friend,

then, you know, like, I don't I'm not saying that— well, maybe George thinks of me as a friend, but I would like to think that George is a friend. So I would never message George's wife. That would just be so weird. Imagine if I messaged George's wife and I was like, hey, do you want to go get

yakiniku?

It's so weird, these people.

If I,

if I placed importance on the friendship, I wouldn't, you know, have direct contact with that friend's woman.

You've slept around during the marriage? Yeah, kind of, but to be fair We were on a break when I slept, when I had my Europe sleeping rampage.

We were on a break.

So my dad died, and then whilst we were waiting for the funeral, Chihiro went back to Japan because she was kind of bored just sitting around doing nothing. So she went back to Japan, and then we started talking about separating, and I said, okay, let's separate. And then she sent divorce papers. Remember those videos picking up my

divorce papers? And then I went on a sleeping rampage. I met Pia, and then I went to Germany to see that German girl. Then I slept with Turkish girl. Then I came back home to meet Essex girl.

And then I kind of got bored just meeting these random viewers who weren't really that fun, and I realized I actually preferred being with Chihiro. So then I went back to Japan

She was dating as well. She went on 5 dates. She said she even slept with a guy whilst I was away in Germany.

So even Stevens.

And then, okay, the one thing or several things that I do hold my hand up to being guilty of is I may or may not have

slept with a bunch of women when I got back to Japan before going back to Chihiro, but that's just because I got off the plane and I was really horny and I was in this Airbnb and I couldn't help myself. I had a bit of a fiddle with some women. Then I had— and I felt satisfied. I

went back to Chihiro and then we got back together again.

And then she found out about that when I was meeting Sam, and then she kicked me out.

And then all that stuff with the Hong Kong guy started.

It's not my fault, it's just so easy to get one-night stands in Japan for some reason. You just go on Tinder, you can get a date and get a one-night stand straight away almost. It's so easy.

So I was already on Tinder before I even arrived in Japan, just preparing, lining dates up before I'd go back to— actually, I wasn't even planning to go straight back to Chihiro. I was actually wanting to go back to Japan to date around a bit more and then seeing how I felt and then go back to

Chihiro. But I wasn't really— I wasn't even upset that she went on dates or slept with other guys. Honestly, I wasn't upset at all because I thought, well, I was doing it as well. Fair's fair. But then she hung out with bloody Casey, the Hong Kong guy, the number one person I hate the most. That was when

the line was crossed.

I would rather she had like random hookup with a Tinder date than hang out with bloody Casey, of all people. I'd rather she get gangbanged by a whole train of Japanese men than hanging out with Casey and doing a livestream.

I hate Casey. Most annoying person I ever met. And then I couldn't get rid of him. I tried to get rid of him, like shake him off, like a piece of gum on your shoe gets stuck there, and the more you try and scrape it off, the more of a mess it becomes.

I knew he was kind of weird the first time I met him, but he seemed nice and friendly and easy to talk to, so I thought, yeah, why not make some videos with him? What's the worst that could happen? I didn't think he would start messaging Chihiro.

And I didn't think she would go and have dinner with him without me. They kept saying you were invited too. Yeah, but I said no, and if I say no, it means Jahira is not allowed to go either. That's the rules of marriage. We go as a couple or we don't go at all.

And then I kept saying, how would you feel if I went on a dinner date with one of your female friends? And she kept saying, oh, I wouldn't mind. Yeah, as if. Just because she doesn't want to admit that if the same thing happened to her, she wouldn't be upset too. What if I go on a dinner

date with Misaki and then we just whined about you for 6 hours straight on live streams? Bet you wouldn't like it then, would you?

Oh, such a headache, that whole situation.

She kept saying, I didn't think you would be upset because, uh, I don't find— because Casey's not my type at all and there's no way anything would happen. But that's not really the point. It's not that I'm worried that something would have happened,

it's just I was trying to cut this guy out my life and then you just brought him back into it. It's like trying to take out the trash and someone keeps bringing it back into the house against my will. The problem was something was happening against my will and I couldn't do anything about it, so I lost

control. And that feeling of losing control— what else can you do apart from just flip out and have a tantrum?

I think the problem is because he had— because he had a Discord and Jahira was on the Discord, so it was very easy to get the two of them to come together and start talking to each other. At that point, when everyone's got a bloody Discord and they're all saying, click my link, join my Discord, you can't

really stop people from talking to each other anymore.

That's why if I got a new girlfriend, I'd probably end up deleting the Discord, because if she joins the Discord, then she's going to have direct contact with everyone, which I don't really want. That's why— it's also why I don't really want to make videos with people anymore, because after what Casey did,

if they want to make their own channels, start trying to grow their own community, ah, such a mess. Unless she's a hot girl, I would never do it again. If it's like a hot girl who wants to grow a channel and wants my help, I'd be like, sure.

But I'm never gonna help out like a weird guy again.

I was happy to help promote his channel and try and give him a boost in views and stuff.

Oh, but it just became too much of a mess.

Too difficult. This is why I would never make it as a big YouTuber, because in order to become a big YouTuber, you need to network. You need to find similar people who do stuff like you. You got to collab, got to create good relations like Trash Taste or Good Friends. I would never— I would never last in

that kind of situation because I would end up talking shit about everyone and then upsetting everyone. And then causing drama. And then in the end, everyone will just end up hating me and then not wanting anything to do with me again. I might get some views from short-term drama, but then I'd end up getting kicked out of

the special circle.

It's too difficult, all this social stuff.

There's too many variables that can go wrong. There's too many individuals acting out their own interests. There's too many annoying people that just piss me off.

I don't know why Casey was so desperate to invite me and Chihiro out for dinner.

He invited me first on Facebook and I didn't want to go, so I just ignored him. I kept saying— I don't— I think I kept saying I was busy. But he kept asking and asking, and I just ignored him in the end. And then he started asking Chihiro as well.

And then I think Chihiro felt pity for him because I used him for views and then ghosted him. So she felt kind of pity for him, so she was like,

oh well, I'll help you get some views in. I'll— we can stream together.

And she was also angry with me at the time because I was talking about Turkish girls' puss, which she didn't like it when I talked about sex experiences with other girls. So she was very unhappy with me and went out for dinner with Casey.

To stab me in the back, that traitorous wench!

How dare she!

Kitchen is closed for today. The kitchen is closed.

It's time to go home.

Need some water.

I made such a mess. Would you like some sweet milk?

See, this tastes good. It tastes like caramel,

but the coffee is too strong.

I need to pee.

Okay,

let's go upstairs, charge my phone. Who's spamming? Where are my moderators?

Banned for life

is what you are.

You're dead to me.

Even my moderators got bored.

Oh look! Oh, I hate the weekend. I want to do stocks. The market better not crash next week because I want to sell, sell, sell, sell everything.

Wow, my urine is so yellow because I had a beer and a coffee. I didn't have any liquids. Do you know what I feel like playing? I feel a bit like playing Beat Saber. I haven't used the Oculus Quest in a while. Look at that, look at the dust on this thing. I actually feel a bit like

some Beat Saber. Oh, it's covered in spider webs.

Oh, I don't have a spare USB-C. I'll do it later. Do you remember when Mila was here? I was so into VR gaming. Me and Mila would just play VR all day. We would fuck in the morning, and then during the day whilst my mum was at work, we would just mess around with the VR, taking turns

at Beat Saber. She liked Pistol Whip. I always wanted to play Beat Saber, and then she kept turning it off to play Pistol Whip. She really liked Pistol Whip. She was really into it. Pistol Whip's pretty fun. It's like, um, Matrix slow motion bullets. You gotta dodge them.

Mod the Viking Prepper.

Um, maybe not.

I miss those days, just hanging out my bedroom with Mina, my first European girlfriend. I kind of find it funny now that I look back that I actually had a European girlfriend. It just seems like something that would have never happened in my life. I had a European girlfriend and I lived— I didn't— well, I stayed at

her grandmother's house. And I slept in her childhood bedroom. It just seems like something that happens in a sitcom or like a movie. If you think about it, it's a pretty good story, isn't it?

Love at first sight and then tragic heartbreaks and then adventurous journey, romantic journey in Germany, reunited. In a beautiful town, Heidelberg. Heidelberg's so pretty. If you want to find— if you want to go to a nice place with your significant other, I really recommend Heidelberg. Maybe you don't really think of me as a guy who's into travel

and stuff, but I genuinely liked Heidelberg. It was so pretty. You just think of any kind of stereotypical European town that has all the, all the stuff like a church, big church, and big castle, and a river, and the hills, and the trees, and the bridge, and old-fashioned looking buildings. It just makes you feel like you're going

back in time hundreds of years.

It was so whimsical and magical feeling,

and everyone just seems so laid-back and in a good mood.

It was great. I loved that place, Heidelberg. Mira kept saying she wanted to move there and live there.

Maybe I should. Didn't they have a shooting in Heidelberg recently?

Wasn't your first European girl in Germany? But she wasn't really my girlfriend. There was Turkish girl, but she wasn't my girlfriend. And is a Turkish girl a European? I feel like Turkey is not in Europe.

Germany's nice. I like Germany,

apart from Frankfurt. Frankfurt sucked.

Düsseldorf also sucked. I think the cities kind of suck. Berlin's okay. But the best thing I liked about Germany was the little towns in the countryside and the southern area. That Bad Wildbad place was really pretty. I really recommend Wildbad— Bad Wildbad. Why has it got such a dumb name? I think Bad means bath in Germany, in

German. And it's got these really nice mountains and they've got a cable car goes up to it. And they've got this wooden walkway that is as tall as the trees on the mountain. I don't know how they built that, so you feel like you're walking in the treetops. It was a bit scary because I'm a bit scared

of heights, but it had this really cool walkway that goes all weaving in and out the tops of the trees on top of the mountain. And then in the middle, it's got like this spiral observation deck that goes higher than any of the trees. You go to the top of that, you're literally the highest above all the

mountains. It's such a nice view. And then there's a slide in the middle that takes you way back down. That was scary.

That was a nice trip.

Heidelberg. We took the train and actually made a mistake when we got out the train. One stop too early and we had to wait an hour for the next train to come. We just sat at the train station

in the blazing sun.

I feel like that's gonna be my last ever great memory. I just feel like that's never gonna happen again. It was perfect situation, perfect girl to go with. It was great all around, just great. I'm just kind of sad. I feel like that's never gonna happen again.

I feel like I peaked. Do you ever feel like you've peaked? You get to— you experience a certain thing and you feel like, well, that's it, my life is all downhill from that point. I'm never gonna top this.

I just don't see how I could top that. That was just perfect, more than I could have wished for.

I saw this thing about VR. It was this program on TV, and they were whining about how it's a cesspit of pedos and

sexual stuff. What do they expect? It's like a chat room full of kids. What do you think kids chat about when there's no— there's no teacher around? There's no one to, to look over it. They're gonna start talking about weird stuff and sex and rape.

There was this stupid girl and she was like a reporter, and then she was investigating the dark seedy world of VR chat rooms and how there's sex predators and pedos on it. And she goes into like a chat room and there's like a bunch of guys surrounding her and saying stuff like, oh, do you want to suck

my dick? And then she's making all these disgusted faces.

Is she new to the internet? Come on, it's just what people like in an unmoderated space.

And then she takes off the VR goggles like she's just been traumatized. I logged in and then in the first 20 seconds someone was standing in front of me and cornering me into the room. I felt so abused. It's not even real, for fuck's sake. It's virtual. How are you getting traumatized over a game?

Just block them. I have to cry about it. Yeah, she said she was like feeling threatened and her safety was put in danger because they were trying to get her to take down her protective bubble so that they could corner her into the room and RIP her.

And I was like, have you not seen Goldshire Inn in World of Warcraft on roleplay servers? That's all they do. They get— they strip naked and they start rolling around the ground. They start saying stuff like, suck my peepee, lololol.

People these days are so sensitive, blow everything out of proportion.

If you're the parent, then it's your responsibility to make sure your kids are not going on that stuff if they're young and impressionable. Don't start blaming the software and the companies. I blame the bad parents who are just like, oh, here's your Oculus Quest, do whatever you want.

So sick of these people whining all the time.

I wonder what her reaction would have been to stuff like the, the roleplay servers on World of Warcraft. Back in my day, you had naked night elves

charging gold so they would strip naked in the woods and give you like a virtual BJ.

It was just all banter and jokes. Didn't have reports, investigations on Channel 4 News about it, and then people getting traumatized. I went into Godshite and there was a naked dwarf and he tried to corner me in the room. I need therapy now. People, such snowflakes.

Millennials. She looked like she was in her 20s. If you're on the internet, if you're in your 30s, then you would have been on the internet in chat rooms when you were 10, like I was. And that's what just what it was like.

It was all just sex, sex, sex, and weird stuff.

Racism.

What do I talk about when I go on dates with Japanese girls? Well, I definitely don't talk about

being sexually abused on VRChat.

It would be a fun topic, but I just worry that the person I'm talking to would be like, no, Daniel, it's disgusting, that kind of behavior should never happen. Then I'll just roll my eyes and go, oh, fuck's sake, you're so boring.

So I feel so bored on dates because I know I can never talk about what I actually want to talk about.

Because I hate the whole, oh, we gotta— someone's gonna save the children narratives

and blowing everything out of proportion.

No one saved me, did they? I was molested in school by my gym teacher. She took me to the back of the sports hall. She touched my peepee. That's why I'm broken now.

Go to London, stay there for one night.

Why? I did that.

When was the last time I stayed in London?

Actually, I don't think I've stayed in London since Mita. That was the last time.

Which hotel? We got so drunk, we went to a Korean barbecue. We had loads of Korean soju and that. Tea, milky alcohol tea thing. And then we went to karaoke, and then I took her to a hotel. I just found the closest hotel near us. It was called something like the Z Hotel, Z Hotel. But she was

acting really weird after we had sex. Instead of just sleeping, she kept staying up in the middle of the night, and then she kept saying, Daniel, let's go outside, let's go get beer. But it was 3 AM in the morning, so we ended up going out the room to look for beer, and the guy was doing night

shift reception. He said they sell beer and snacks in the kitchen place, so we went there, got some beers,

and then she spent like 2 hours in the shower. I remember that was so long.

Then we went to McDonald's, had a sausage McMuffin. She was staying in a guest house in London

And then I went home on the train. She started messaging me saying, actually, could I come stay around your house tomorrow? And I said sure.

And I also had the dentist, didn't I? So I went to Maidstone to do a dentist, and then on the train home, she was on the train from London, so we got onto the same train back home here. She had a carrier bag full of onions and carrots and potatoes. She said she was going to eat them

at the guest house.

It was so fun. I like that. I liked her spontaneity.

Life was fun.

Life was good

before the dark days.

The dark days. I'm so bored these days. I want some adventure.

I want to live in like a romantic sitcom where I'm the main character. I'm the most important person. Look at all my gadgets. Got a MacBook Air, got iPad Pro, got Switch, got Oculus Quest 2. I got everything. Got iPhones. Anyone want to buy something? No, it's mine. When China invades Taiwan and semiconductors get taken over, this

stuff's going to be worth a fortune.

Semiconductor chips, they're going to blow up in value.

All these M1 chips, they're made in Taiwan by Taiwan Semiconductors, the company. I'm stocking up. I'm gonna take the chips out, put it on the black market. £5,000. £5,000 each.

What do you mean semiconductors aren't chips? They're literally called semiconductor chips.

That's what the C stands for in TMSC. Taiwan Semiconductor Chips, or could be corporation.

Oh, I have to Google it. It is semiconductor chips. I've been watching about it all week. There's got to be someone who wants to argue about everybody's thing.

Why do they call it the chip shortage then? Yeah, semiconductor, also known as chips. Fuck's sake, why'd you have to argue about everything I say? Just wasting my time.

I don't know what to talk about now.

You have a lot of time. Yeah, I've got all day to do nothing.

Gotta make videos. I don't know what to make a video about, and then it takes me a couple hours to make the video because when I make the video, I want to be in the right mood. I don't want to force myself to make the video when I'm not in a good mood, otherwise my delivery is not

great. I like it when my delivery is a little bit energetic.

And the lighting needs to be good too. So right now the lighting's bad because the sun's coming right into the window. It's too harsh. I need the lighting to be a bit softer. Today's not great because there's no clouds.

I didn't like Frankfurt because it was full of those hipster kind of young people who do drugs and get tattoos and stuff, and everywhere just smelled like weed, and it just felt kind of low-class and run-down.

We went to a Chinese restaurant there

and we ordered too much. They put it into a plastic box for us. We took it back to What was the place? Kess— Keisterbach. I can't remember the place

in the Airbnb.

I like nice places. I don't like rundown ghetto places with graffiti and street art It smells like weed, and you've got all the hipsters who like the tattoo parlors. I hate all that. I like nice classy newly built stuff

or traditionally historic kind of places that look nice.

I like a nice waterfront in Japan with benches, nice walkways, skyscrapers on either side.

Nice and peaceful, civilized, intelligent people sitting on the park floor, grass, having a picnic.

That's my kind of scene. I don't like all that grunge disco hanging out in dark alleyways smoking weed stuff.

I don't like the vibe of

It makes me feel depressed.

Bored and depressed.

Oh, so what to do now? So I've done my stream.

I think next stream I might try outside, see what the connection's like.

Might try outside stream. We can collect some wood,

but only if it's not windy. If it's windy, it'll be horrible. It looks quite Unwind each other.

I wonder what Chris is doing. I bet he's just hanging out at home with his family, having a beer.

I wonder what it's like being a famous YouTuber like Chris, making millions.

I bet his parents are so proud. That's my son Chris, he's a famous YouTuber in Japan. He makes $100K a month. Everyone loves him.

Who else would want to be Chris Broad instead of themselves? It does seem fun, doesn't it? Got great friends like Connor and Joey, live in Japan, make videos everyone loves.

Get to hang out in a cool ramen studio.

Would— who would you want to be? Joey, Connor, Gant, or

Chris. I think I would like to be Gant because he's got the hottest wife.

I definitely think Sydney's more attractive than Akideiros,

and I don't know who Chris is with. Connor seems to be single.

What do you think of Sid Snap? I think she looks okay, but she's too loud. Her voice is really annoying. She's got a really loud American personality, which I don't like.

I find it funny Sid Snap had a video about her made by Leafy. Didn't Leafy make a roast video about her and it was his highest viewed video? And then she was getting death threats from his fans.

I never saw that video.

I just wonder what it feels like to have such a huge audience

that just seems to love everything you make or do.

I bet it feels great.

I never felt like that. I always felt like I had to make a certain type of video. To be able to get people interested. I never felt like I could just make anything.

If I had a huge audience, I don't really know what I'd be doing differently. Just be doing this, I guess, staring out the window.

Have I regretted learning a language? Sometimes.

I regret thinking—

no, I regret trying so hard to impress people with language. It must have seemed really weird.

I used to be so eager to show off my language skills, and then I realized actually no one cares.

And it would have been— it would have been cooler if I just didn't— if I wasn't so eager to show off and I was just like, yeah, more— yeah, I can speak a little, and then be more humble about it.

Because nowadays I don't really try to speak any languages.

But to be honest, if I go on a date with a Japanese woman, I find it a lot easier to just talk to her in Japanese because usually they suck at English so much. Because I get nervous when I When I meet someone first time, when I get nervous, I speak very quickly and they find it difficult

to understand my English. And then I have to really try to slow down. But then if I switch to Japanese, I can speak as fast as I want because they'll still understand it, which is great.

But then if I feel like their English is really good, then I won't feel comfortable talking to them in Japanese. It's weird,

but speaking Japanese doesn't really help me in any way anymore.

I'm gonna try rating people's Japanese

like that Japanese man Yuta does. He does reaction videos to Anime Man's native Japanese, and I can just troll and say it's rubbish. As an avid fan of the Japanese language and as someone who's been learning it himself for over a decade, I can say that my own Japanese level is pretty good.

Just say that.

So I thought I would review the Anime Man's Japanese speaking level. Not up to my standards, 2 out of 10.

He sounds like he learned Japanese from a woman,

which he most certainly has.

Problem is I can't really show clips of him speaking Japanese because I'd be scared he might copy strike me.

Can't trust anyone. Everyone hates me. They'll try and give me a strike if they had the chance to.

That Japanese girl I met in Scotland never messaged me again.

I felt like the date went pretty well. I took her up Arthur's Seat, went up the mountain. I was very talkative, more than usual, because I was in a good mood. I was in my favorite environment, which is a nice wide-open area, not in a restaurant. We went to Portobello Beach as well.

But I didn't have the guts to ask her back to my place. I thought there'd be a second date because I thought things went pretty well. She said she lived in some house with a landlord.

The landlord lived above her.

I think she said she was trying to start up a business, like a nail thing, a nail beauty thing.

Why don't women like me?

Maybe it's this vibe I give off. Is it because of my lack of career?

Why won't I actually change my look to the thumbnail? Because I'm very attached to my hair and having a certain hairstyle. Remember I tried cutting my hair really short before I went to Malaysia 4 years ago, and I was just miserable the whole time because I made such a mess of it. I cut the fringe really short

so it was above my eyebrows

So I wanted my fringe to like come off my head,

but then I regretted it and I tried to make the fringe come back again, but it was too short and it just looked really bad.

I've tried cutting my hair short before and I just hated it, and then I was just miserable for months until it grew back again.

So I'd be very scared of shaving it all off just because I know I'm gonna be miserable for half a year waiting for it to grow back. I feel very insecure without my hair.

I feel like it takes a lot of guts to just shave it all off. You either need a lot of guts or you need to be completely mentally broken. That's why girls just shave all their hair off when they're completely broken, so they just don't care anymore.

How do I fund my adventures these days?

Same as before— YouTube videos, sponsors,

and OnlyFans,

and hopefully soon dividends. So my new investing strategy is I'm all in on dividends now, and I don't care if the stock goes up or down. I'm just going to collect my dividends and add the dividends to my monthly earnings. So I've got $30K invested now in mostly dividends with an average yield of around 6%. Yeah, 6

or 7%.

How much did that— so 6 or 7% of 30K. I wouldn't say 30K, more like 25K. 6% times 25,000,

1,500. That's only 125 a month. So shit. But still, it's, um,

more than triple that my second YouTube channel makes, so it's okay.

Yeah, I really need more money in these dividend stocks, right? To make a difference.

Uh, yeah, it's, it's fine. It's still good. I mean, £125 is what, um, in dollars? So $160. That's not bad. And I'm not doing anything. I just have to have my money in the stock.

So if I aim for an average of an 8% dividend yield, which most people won't really recommend because they'd call it a dividend trap— they say you should avoid stocks that have like an 8 or 10% dividend yield. Because it's a sign that the company is not going to do well in the future.

So you might get a stock now that has 10% dividend yield, but then over the next 10 years, the stock just goes down and down and down. You end up losing all of your investment.

Or maybe the stock is just really undervalued. Like oil stocks all had 8 or 9% dividend yield last year or 2 years ago when COVID started, and now all the oil stocks are back up, they've only got a 4% yield.

Don't they say 3 or 4% yields are better?

But you would need so much money in stocks for that to actually make you anything. You need like $100K, $200K.

Maybe I just get a dividend ETF that has 6% yield.

I don't know how else to make money. I've got YouTube videos,

OnlyFans sponsors.

Sponsors are kind of unreliable because they just come randomly, but when they do come, they pay really well. They pay like $2,000, $1,500.

Raid Shadow Legends paid me only $700,

which is not a lot,

but $700 is like getting 200,000 views, which I never get. To make $700 in videos At the current views I get now, I get like 8K views now a video.

I'd have to make like 30 videos to make $700.

Yeah, like 25 or 30 videos to make $700.

It's fine. I lived like this before, right? I lived like this making less money before the YouTube days. I used to live off $500 a month and I still managed to travel, go on dates and stuff. It's not like I have a family to provide for. I don't really need a high income. I just need to save

up what I make

Then plan some travels and then come back home.

It'll be fine.

Back to guest house living, I guess. So much for being a famous YouTuber making 5K a month.

Will I jump on the next big video game release? Yeah, of course. That's what I'm waiting for. As soon as the next big game out comes out, I'm making a review. Do not buy, I was wrong, why I love, and then why I hate.

You gotta do a do not buy and then a why I hate. And then I— why I was wrong, and then make some guides on the game, how to do this, how to do that.

I think the next big game is going to be probably that Harry Potter game, that Hogwarts game.

But I— do I need a PlayStation to play it?

Maybe I just won't play it.

There's that Hogwarts game, and then there's Starfield, which is going to be Bethesda's next big game. I reckon Starfield could be hyped up a lot like Cyberpunk was, and then it would just be a massive disappointment for the bugs and glitches.

Maybe God of War Ragnarok could be a big one.

I mean, look at my Lego video that has nearly 12K views now. It's more views than I get with my OG content— why I did this and why I did that, why I hate my ex-wife, and that kind of stuff. Doesn't even get 10K anymore, but it makes more money for some reason because the gaming stuff gets

a much lower CPM. But my original stuff, people watch at least half the video, so it gets good CPM. So an 8K video makes more money than a 20K video game video. The problem is it just has a very low ceiling. The amount of people who are going to watch it— there's a very small niche of people

who are going to watch it, which is you guys, and there's only like 8K of you guys left. It shrunk from down from like 60K, so my total addressable market is like 6 to 8K of you guys left.

And it's getting smaller and smaller. But then the video games have no limit. The only limit is how popular the game is at the time.

Sky's the limit. Problem is it's not going to build a lasting community.

Well, I don't really need it to. I just need to get the views whilst it's trending and then move on to the next thing, I guess.

There's just no way to make more Hiding My Room fans to grow my existing fan base. It's just not gonna happen. There needs to be something really crazy and interesting that happens.

But as things are, it's just not going to happen.

I need people. I can't just travel and show hotel rooms and show trains. I need characters and girls and people and stuff who are willing to be part of it. People don't want to be part of it anymore because they just talk shit about everyone,

about how annoying they are.

And I'd just rather not make videos with people.

I like telling stories,

but my stories always involve talking about someone in a negative way. I want to tell the story of the Muslim Manchester girl. I just need to be careful not to sound like I'm being rude to Muslims.

I just found it really weird how she was white and British but also a Muslim. How does that happen? She said she went to Iran for 2 years. Sounds like she got radicalized.

Just sounds really fishy, doesn't it? Goes to a Middle Eastern country, comes back a Muslim.

The next Unabomber. How I dated a radicalized Muslim British girl.

She said she went to Iran or Iraq, I can't remember which. She made friends and then she started dating some Middle Eastern British guy who's Muslim, has like a load of Muslim friends. So then she became Muslim too because they're all Muslim. But then she keeps,

she keeps— what's the word—

going in and out of practicing it.

She didn't make any sense. She seemed like a wannabe Muslim, but then she drank bottles of wine and slept with me. And then she started crying about it, saying, oh, I broke my Muslim vows, you're not supposed to do that. I'm not supposed to have sex, I'm not supposed to drink.

And then she kept saying she hated herself. And then the next day she would start wearing the scarf again, saying, okay, today I'm going to be a proper Muslim. Why are you doing this? I don't get it. Why do you want to be a Muslim so bad? It's like you really want to be a Muslim, but then

you don't want to be a Muslim because you want to drink alcohol and be a slut. Those were her words, not mine. Not calling her a slut. That was the word she used.

It's like she liked the idea of being Muslim, but not the practicing of being a Muslim. I don't want to date a Muslim. You can't drink, can't have sex unless you're married. I don't know, can't have pork, my favorite meat. And then they do Ramadan, don't they? So then they can't even eat sometimes.

It just seems like a way to make life more difficult than it actually is. Now I'm just insulting half my relatives in Malaysia. This is why I don't really want to meet my relatives in Malaysia, because half of them are Muslim. And I just think Muslim, out of all the religions, is the most inconvenient one where you

can't do anything fun like drink or eat pork. Drinking beer and eating pork and having sex are like my favorite things to do in the world.

Life is already shit enough. Why would you voluntarily make it more shit by following rules that was written in a book by people thousands of years ago? It just doesn't make any sense.

Didn't know you were a drinker. I've got a massive bottle of whiskey over there.

Not that there's anything wrong with Muslims. I love Malaysia. I think it's great. I support it fully. Please don't arrest me.

It's just I personally wouldn't do it. But if everyone else likes Muslim— being a Muslim, then I support Allah.

Isn't it also illegal to say Allah? Unless you're a Muslim.

What when I get arrested now when I arrive in Malaysia?

I think one of the rules is— one of the laws is not to insult the royal family in Malaysia. I didn't even know they had a royal family.

I love the King of Malaysia.

He's my favorite king.

Better look up laws of Malaysia before I get arrested.

I love Islam.

Laws of Malaysia.

Religion. Oh shit, Malaysia curbs blasphemy and any insults to religion. I didn't insult it, did I?

I just said I love beer and pork too much to be able to give it up, but apart from that, I think it's amazing.

Do I know who Jolo is? I didn't even know they had a king.

Mm-hmm.

Maybe there's a Google article. Tourists arrested in Malaysia for calling

something, something stupid. Tourists arrested in Malaysia for

4 tourists who posed naked on a mountain in Malaysia have been given jail terms. Okay, reminder, note to self, do not pose naked on mountains.

What? The group was blamed for a magnitude 5.9 earthquake after stripping on Mount Kinabalu, which is considered sacred.

They were jailed for 3 days. Oh, that's not too bad. It's just 3 days,

and they were fined £860 each.

Scary.

Your boobs have angered mountain gods.

Look at this.

How they seriously think that they caused the earthquake?

They're not just exaggerating.

Do you think she's hot? I think she looks okay. I wouldn't mind seeing her boobs.

Maybe her photo is on the internet. Eleanor Hawkins.

4 tourists climbed the peak to enjoy the sunrise and challenge each other to take off their clothes.

It's a weird challenge. I dare you to get naked. I dare you to suck my peepee.

What else did tourists get arrested for? British tourist stripped on Malaysian mountain pleads guilty.

Well, that seems like a pretty serious crime to commit, going to a sacred mountain and then desecrating it with your nakedness. And she only got 3 days, so maybe I shouldn't really be too worried,

but maybe I should keep my Muslim comments Down a bit. I never said it was bad. I just said

nothing.

Arrested tourist sorry after naked photo on sacred mountain. Just sounds so funny.

Is that the only story?

Oh yeah, being gay is also illegal.

In Malaysia,

2 gay tourists arrested for immoral acts with an undercover officer.

Malaysia has 2 legal systems, civil law and Sharia law. Homosexuality is illegal in both systems. Last week, 4 men were caned because they had sexual contact with other men.

They got caned.

Caned is when you get whipped with a cane, like a stick.

Malaysia

arrested

tourists gay.

20 worst places for gay travelers. Malaysia. How do you— how would they find out though?

If you booked into a hotel and you're 2 guys, would they arrest you?

Very scary.

Oh, why do I have to be half Malaysian?

I wish I was half Korean or half Japanese.

I never realized there were so many restrictions on countries like this.

No drinking, no gays, no naked posing.

Yeah, no OnlyFans. I better not make any OnlyFans.

All these countries, you're not allowed to do OnlyFans.

I think I'm gonna have to close down my OnlyFans if I go traveling again. Because so many of these Asian countries are Muslim and very traditional. Is it okay to do it in Japan? Because Venus Angelic does it and she doesn't have any problems, I assume.

I wouldn't do it in Korea because I think making porn is illegal there.

Yeah, I'm a bit worried about the OnlyFans thing actually. Definitely wouldn't make anything in the—

am I streaming? Hello?

Hit me with a Tiffany Dover, as someone usually said.

Hit me with a where's Tiffany Dover. Who the fuck is Tiffany Dover? I don't know.

Yeah, I'm not gonna make OnlyFans because I'm gonna get arrested.

I heard one couple in Thailand got arrested. For doing OnlyFans.

And one guy got arrested in Singapore for doing it as well.

But do they arrest foreigners for doing it? I wouldn't risk it.

Kind of sucks. Not that I would make an OnlyFans whilst I'm on holiday with my family. That's be weird.

Does anyone know about legal stuff? I need to consult a legal advisor.

As long as I don't make OnlyFans in the countries, it's fine, isn't it?

Yeah, what about Belle Delphine? Maybe I should message her. I messaged her, but she left me on read. I don't know if she would still be interested in chatting. She seems like she's quite responsive on Instagram.

Should I message Belle Delphine now?

She got her Instagram back.

Hi, Belle. Do you think that's even a real name? I just feel weird calling her Belle when it's probably a fake name. Uh, no, I put, hey,

I don't want to sound too formal. I was wondering if you had any problems traveling.

The last time we chatted, we talked about Game of Thrones.

What did she say?

I'm good, thank you, Daniel. Watching Game of Thrones. That was in 2019 or 2020.

Hi, Belle. I don't know anyone else.

Where's my dictation? I don't know anyone else that does OnlyFans, so I don't know how to word it. So I don't know Who to ask? No, this is too long now. Just get to the point. I don't know. No, just get to the question. Now I feel nervous. Fuck.

What if I just don't say hi and I just ask, do you have—

no, fuck. I don't know how to word it now. I'm nervous.

Someone help me word it.

Do you ever— do you ever worry about

Can't word it now, my mind's going blank. Do you ever worry about— no, it sounds weird now

because her, her fame, because she's so famous, I feel nervous asking her something.

Do you ever worry about trap? Do you ever worry

about getting in trouble

for doing OnlyFans

when you travel?

To countries where it's illegal?

Question mark. Do you ever worry about getting in trouble for doing your fans when you travel to countries where it's illegal? They are sensitive.

A message, Belle Dolphin.

Left on read. Oh, would she do that? But we chatted before over pretty much nothing. It's funny, I chatted to like the biggest e-thots on YouTube, Venus Angelic, was the biggest one back in her day, and now Belle is like the current— well, she used to be pretty big. I don't know about now. She disappeared for a