Life Update - My Plans for 2022

Interesting.

Is it live?

Do you like the new color?

It's orange.

I think it's cozy.

Oh, my stomach's so full from

donuts.

Um.

Hello, welcome back to a new stream.

Change the camera to the other one. Why?

It's all pixely.

This one looks so bad when it's dark.

Can I speak louder? But I

don't feel like it.

Hello? How about now?

How about— whoa, that's too much. How

about now?

Oh, thank you, Loogling. I heard Chet's

new man got a bigger one than you, RS.

Highly doubt that.

Can I do like a, a live poll?

Participants. I've seen other YouTubers—

oh, create a poll.

Oh, what should I ask? What is

Chihiro's new boyfriend's

ethnicity? I've never

done this before. White.

Black,

Asian,

Indian. I can only do 4 options.

I think that's all of them, isn't it?

Let me know if you can see the poll.

Oh, I can see the poll! Cast your

vote. I'm gonna say— I

feel like it's more likely she went back

to dating Japanese men because

it just seems like all the dating

experience she's had with foreigners must

have shown her that foreigners are just in

Japan to fuck around and not date

seriously. How do I see the poll?

End poll? No. 33% black?

You wish. That's funny,

I, I forgot you could do polls like that.

Now the poll is blocking my view of the

What are the votes at? 33% black, 24%

white.

I would vote for Japanese, so I'd put

Asian, I think. I think—

I feel like she's been burned too many

times by foreigners.

It's just sad that it's 2022 and still

the most interesting thing we can talk

about is still bloody Chihiro.

Can we move on to something else to talk

Isn't there anything new? There was

that girl called Sophia, I don't know if

you heard. She hates me now.

Oh, thanks, Loogling. Can we investigate

who her new man is? Good content. I don't

know how you would, cuz she's being very

secret about it. She's being very secret

and private about it.

I have this feeling she told my mom— no,

I have this feeling she told my mom not to

tell me about the new boyfriend because My

mum just randomly asked me a couple of

days ago, how do you know Chihiro's got a

new boyfriend? And I said, I didn't. I

don't. I'm just guessing. And then she

became very quiet. I have this feeling

that Chihiro might have asked my mum, did

you tell Daniel I got a new boyfriend?

I feel like Chihiro would have told my mum

about it, but then she would have told my

mum not to tell me.

See, I'm sharp.

Oh, thanks, Shepperton. What's up,

Daniel? Long time no see. Loving the

lighting. Yeah, I feel like I haven't seen

you around in a while. I've been okay.

I went to the zoo. If you see my

Instagram, I put a new video.

I met up with that English girl again.

And we went to the zoo. And then I took

her to Wagamama. She hasn't

tried so many types of food. I took her to

Korean barbecue for the first time in her

life. She said she never had Korean

barbecue before in London. And then she

never— she said she never used chopsticks

before. So I taught her how to use

chopsticks and then I took her to

Wagamama. She never had noodles before,

like yakisoba noodles.

And then she said she never had sushi

before and she doesn't like fish.

So she's pretty picky when it comes to

food. She's like very typical British,

British person who only eats fish and—

well, not chips. She only eats like chips

and sausages and pizza. She doesn't

like fishy things. She's barely had any

kind of Asian food, so I'm like

introducing her to a lot of new stuff,

I guess.

Let's see what the poll results are. 31%

white, 28% black. Can everyone else see

the poll results?

I don't see them on

my phone. Where, where does the

poll go?

Would I like to be together again with

Chihiro? If it means I get my YouTube fame

back, yeah, it would be very tempting.

Because it's not like I have better

options now. I've got

so much to talk about, I don't know where

to start. Let me think. Okay,

so on— when was that

date I went? I think it was Saturday.

Yeah, it was Saturday. We went to this zoo

in Helmsley. Oh my gosh, Saturday.

Oh, I remember now. It was such a

nightmare getting there. So we went to the

zoo, which is in Helmsley, and to get

there, for me, I would have to get on a

train to West Malling, and then she was

going to pick me up at the station in her

car, and then we were going to drive to

the zoo. But the train— there was some

kind of signal fault on the line. All the

trains got canceled and backed up for the

whole day. So I walked all the way to the

train station, got there, said train's

canceled. So I thought, okay, I'll just

wait for the next one. And then it said

the next train is delayed. So I thought,

what if the next one gets canceled as

well? Then I'm standing here for an hour.

And she offered to come to Harrietsham to

pick me up at the station. And I could

have said yes to that. But then at the end

of the day, she would have to drive me

back to my house. And I don't really want

her to come to my house. Because I'm

trying to like not get too stuck

with her. And then if she comes to my

house and it's like getting too attached

together. So I said, no, it's okay. I'll

just wait for the next train or get the

bus. I ended up going back home. I walked

back home and I got my bicycle. I got my

electric bike and I just biked to

Maidstone. Took me about 40 minutes. And

then she picked me up at Maidstone

Station. I put my bike at the station and

it felt really nice just having my own

transport, not being— not having to rely

on trains. And I felt really confident on

the road and navigating the traffic and,

you know, doing all the traffic stuff

you're supposed to do when you drive a

car. And I thought, wouldn't it be nice if

I had a car? So I booked driving lessons

for Friday. So I'm going to start doing

driving lessons. I just randomly feel very

interested in driving. And it was also

kind of cool how she drove me to the zoo.

And I thought, it doesn't, doesn't look

that hard. I mean, it's just like riding a

bicycle, but you're in a car and you press

pedals and you got a steering wheel.

And I've always wanted a Tesla. They just

look really cool.

It's just getting driving lessons right

now is really difficult because of the

lockdowns. Everyone had to get their

lessons and their tests cancelled because

we weren't allowed to do driving stuff.

So everyone had their lessons and tests

pushed back. So all the driving schools

are like Fully booked for months.

I tried all these websites, all fully

booked until like August, October. But

then I found one website and they linked

me up with a teacher, an instructor. Now

I'm starting to feel a bit worried because

it feels like it's a little bit too good

to be true. How come all these other

websites all fully booked for months and

months and then this guy is like free

available this week. I looked at some

reviews and people were saying some bad

stuff about the company. Now I'm worried

I'm going to get scammed. I only paid— I

already paid him as well. I did a bank

transfer, paid him £150 for 5

hours of lessons. 5 lessons.

I kind of wish I did £75 now. He sounded

like a really nice guy. I spoke to him on

the phone. He was like,

Very normal

sounding English bloke who likes football

and fish and chips. He said, yeah, let's

do it. Let's do lessons. Come to your

house, pick you up. So hopefully I don't

get scammed. Just a bit

worried about my driving license because I

got this learner's license when I was 17

or 18. I'm not sure when it expires. On

the front it says 2017, but on the back

it says 2059. He said I didn't have

to renew it. I already renewed it. I paid

£14 to get a new one, but it will take

like a week to get here. But he said it's

fine to use what I have, so he's gonna

come this week and give me some lessons.

So I've been watching this YouTube channel

called DGN Driving something,

and it's really good. He's like this

professional driving instructor and he

offers free mock tests. In exchange,

he gets to film everything and put it onto

YouTube and he gets millions of views.

And they're really good because he has all

these GoPros set up and he teaches the

student, explains what they've done wrong

and stuff like that. I wish I could

have him as a teacher. I have to go all

the way to Birmingham, I think. I don't

know if he does lessons.

Maybe I could contact him and say— and

ask if I could promote my YouTube channel,

because he does promote people's Instagram

and stuff. He had some pretty good-looking

blonde girl and she was able

to promote her Instagram. I don't know if

he'd agree to it if he checks my channel

out beforehand, but that guy's a genius.

Isn't it genius? Yeah, he's, he's getting,

um, no money from the students because

he's offering them for free, but then he's

making so much money on YouTube. He has

like 100 million views. That's easily like

half a million pounds, I reckon.

Yeah, I reckon that's like half a million

dollars he's made from AdSense alone. And

then in every video he promotes his

driving course, his Ultimate Driver's

Course. I bet you anything loads of people

signed up for that because he's a really

good teacher in the video, so people trust

him. That guy must

be making good money. That's just—

that's such a smart way to do it. I never

thought of a teacher just filming their

lessons and then putting it onto YouTube.

It'd be funny. I had to go to Birmingham

and then see if he would agree to it. No,

I wouldn't do it. I'd be too nervous.

Then my whole channel just becomes one of

those driving journey

channels where I document my driving

experience. Might get more views than I

I want to wear my GoPro when I go on my

lessons because it might be funny, but

then I feel like it would be too awkward

and then he might not be happy with me

uploading it or something. Especially if I

get annoyed with him and I'm like, oh,

my, my teacher sucks. Well, I hate my

stupid driving instructor. He's nagging me

all the time, blah blah blah. Sounds like

what's gonna happen if I get annoyed.

Oh, thanks Neil Marshall for the sticker.

I don't know if I can What's that? I don't

know if I can play this sticker as like a

pop-up thing. I don't think I can.

Okay, let me check the poll. The poll says

31% of you think Chihiro's new boyfriend

is white, 30% say Asian. This is just

pretty even split— white, black, and

Asian. Only 12% say Indian. I'm surprised

how many of you chose black. Didn't you

see the video Chihiro made where she made

it very clear she would never date a black

guy? Do you remember after we separated,

she made those videos with Casey and she

was chatting to Casey and she talks about

some experience about how she met this

black guy but rejected him. And then he

got upset saying, that's just because I'm

black, isn't it? Chihiro said to me

several times she would never date a black

person. It's not really unusual,

a lot of Japanese people are like that.

I'm scared if I put close poll because

it's like a big blue box on my screen

blocking the chat. Can't move out

Got 190 votes.

Why is everything orange? I got this

special light. I can make it green, blue.

Purple's quite nice, but I like orange.

Oh, pink's quite nice too. I like orange.

You could do road trips in road trip

videos in Japan. Yeah, I guess

so, if I had a license.

So the reason why I suddenly became so

interested in driving is cuz I'm really

enjoying riding the electric bike around

on the roads and going to Maidstone and

stuff. And I feel more confident,

um, on the roads and being among traffic

and in between cars and stuff. I feel way

more confident just being on the road

thanks to the bike. And I've always been

kind of interested in a Tesla, even though

they're really expensive. I reckon it'll

take me 2 years and my current earnings,

I think it'll take me 2 years to save up

For a Tesla. Or I could just get a

job. If I get a job and it paid like

$1,000 a month, if I add that to my

YouTube and OnlyFans, I'd probably make

like $3,000 to $4,000 a month. In a year,

I could save up like $15K or $20K.

As long as I don't waste it.

I feel like I would end up giving up on

lessons before I even save enough money.

And I also feel like it would make me more

attractive to women if I had a car.

I paid 150k for my Tesla. What?

I found one on AutoTrader secondhand. I

think it's a Model 3, £54,000.

I've got about £30,000, so it's not that

far off how much I have.

But then I feel like I could make videos

about the Tesla or about a car if I got a

car. I saw this one guy, his whole channel

was all about his Tesla, reviewing it,

testing it, complaining about it. He has

like 200 million views.

I haven't watched your videos in 3 years.

What brought you back?

What brings you back? The algorithm.

Good luck getting a job that will pay 1K a

month with your credentials. What do you

mean? 1K a month is less than minimum

wage. I was getting 1,400 a month at the

petrol station.

I thought you have a girlfriend. Yeah,

but I want to, you know, I want a more

attractive girlfriend eventually.

Uh, she's okay for now, I guess, so I have

someone to go out and do stuff with. It's

nice to get out of the house now and then,

but you know, ultimately I want hot

Girlfriend, 26, big boobs, blonde hair.

I think having a Tesla could increase my

own personal, um,

value as a man. Come on, having a car and

being able to drive must increase my, my

value as a man by some points. At least

even half a point.

So I'll be more attractive as a man.

I'll, I'll be able to drive anywhere,

which I don't know if I actually care that

much about, but I could do some fun videos

like Driving across England, and then

I'll get bored and go to Japan. That's

what Elliot Rodger thought. Yeah, Elliot

Rodger did have a nice car and good

clothes and nice hair and

didn't wear glasses, but still couldn't

get a girlfriend. Very weird. I don't know

then, what can I do?

Maybe I should just give up then. No, I

want to do it because I feel bored and I

feel like it could be fun.

Yeah, I could get a camper van or some

kind of RV. I could do an RV trip live.

Ice Poseidon style. Yeah, I just feel

like if I had a license— oh, but then RVs

and vans and stuff need a different

license, don't they? They need a— need

some kind of heavy vehicle license, don't

they? Oh, why is everything so difficult?

I hate all these stupid licenses. Don't

need a license to ride a bicycle.

Well, I'll do some driving lessons and

then see how it goes.

Maybe I'll like it because

I've got like a month until I have to go

to Malaysia. Maybe I can pass the driving

license. Maybe I can pass the driving test

before I have to leave for Malaysia. Do

you think I could? If I've got 4 weeks,

it depends how free the instructor is.

Otherwise, I'd like lessons every day

because I've got nothing else to do.

Life's pretty boring. I practiced

the banjo and then I don't even play video

games anymore because I can't find

anything fun. I tried Yakuza 6,

but it's pretty boring. There's too many

cutscenes, the combat's rubbish,

and I can't play a lot of banjo because my

fingers start blistering and I got to rest

it for a few days. Am I still playing

Elden Ring? No, I got bored of that ages

ago. I finished it twice and

then none of the bosses felt challenging

anymore, so I became too powerful. And

then I don't want to restart the game and

start from nothing again, so it just feels

kind of pointless to carry on playing.

Yeah, might as well learn to drive. It's a

useful skill to have. I think that's true.

Also, it makes people respect you more.

When you hear someone can drive, don't you

respect them more, or you respect them

less if they say they can't drive? It's

just like this instant judgment you put on

people, even if you don't mean to.

And whenever I hear people like a guy who

can't drive, I can't help but thinking

That's kind of lame.

I don't dislike them, it's just like an

automatic thing built into my brain by

society.

When was I pretty impressed about hearing

someone could drive? I was quite impressed

when I found out Chris Broad could drive.

I don't know why. I just didn't imagine

him driving.

I'm just a bit nervous about paying a lot

of money for a whole block of lessons. I

would like to do that and just pay like

¥2,000 and book 40 hours of lessons,

but I'm worried the teacher is going to

suck because I've heard a lot of bad

stories about bad teachers. And my sister

quit driving because she had 2 pretty bad

teachers. From what it sounds like, she— I

don't think she even took the test. She

did a bunch of lessons. She even bought a

car, and then she ended up selling the car

and giving up. She said she had a really

horrible teacher who made things really

confusing and then

asked her if she had dyslexia or some

learning difficulty because she— I think

she, she mistook— she made

a mistake and chose and tried to go left

instead of right. Something silly like

So if this guy seems nice or decent, good

at teaching, then I could book more with

him. But I just feel,

I feel a bit anxious about

it. How come he's, how come he's able

to give me lessons almost straight away

this week when all the big schools and big

websites like AA and Red Driving

School, whatever it's called, they're like

the main 2 big ones in Maidstone and

they're fully booked. I couldn't even find

any drivers, any instructors. I contacted

a couple of other websites and they said,

we can't book you in until October.

So I feel a bit suspicious. How is this

guy so free?

I feel like I'm going to get scammed.

I don't want to say what website

it is because I'm worried people might try

and mess with it. But I looked up on

Google some reviews. But the thing is,

pretty much every driving school has loads

of negative reviews all saying the same

thing, like my driver sucked, or I paid my

driver and he never showed up. My

instructor is really rude and this and

that.

So it's not like you can avoid it.

It's just good luck or bad luck. When I

first did driving lessons, I was about 18

and I had a really good teacher. He was

really good. But the main problem was he

was 100% guiding me all the time.

So he would be like, Keep turning, keep

turning, keep— okay, now stop turning.

Now accelerate more. He was just telling

me what to do. So I obviously, I could

drive pretty well when he was 100% guiding

me through everything. And then he said I

was ready for the test and I did the test

and I was like, shit, no, he's not here to

tell me what to do anymore. I don't know

what to do. And I had so many fails during

the test.

So I think he was guiding me too much. I

should have said, can you just— I don't

sound— I didn't want to sound rude, but I

wanted to say, can you just let me try

doing it on my own without telling me?

Because otherwise I can't get a feel for

it if he's just guiding me all the time.

I heard one good news was that one

of the hardest things was doing the

3-point turn. It's where you

have to spin the car around 180 degrees by

doing— go that way, reverse, and then a

3rd turn. I heard they don't do that

anymore for the test. I don't know why

they dropped it, but I hated that, so it's

good they got rid of it. I think the

scariest bits about driving was

stalling the engine and then

roundabouts and then junctions. Junctions

are weird because you have to, you have to

stop your car in the middle of the

junction if you want to turn right and

then wait until there's no more oncoming

traffic. But you don't place your car at

the line, you just like place it right in

the middle of the cross. It's like

a crossroad, I guess. It just looks scary

because you just got to sit there in front

of— in the middle of oncoming traffic and

there's no lines. And then roundabouts

look— they look confusing. If it's the

first left, it's easy. But if

there's like 3 or 4 exits and you got to

choose the right lane to be in. I went on

a few roundabouts on my bike to Maidstone

But I just go on the second exit, so it's

straight ahead. It's pretty easy on the

bike. But then on the bike, I don't have

to do things like check mirrors. I check

behind me like that, but I don't always do

it. I should buy a mirror for the

handlebar. And then— well,

I don't indicate, but you're supposed to

indicate on a bike. You stick your arm

out, don't you? But I never indicate.

Am I still living in the Netherlands? No,

I left the Netherlands 2 years ago.

No, 1 year and a half ago.

What else is difficult?

Yeah, the stalling thing looks tricky. I

watched a load of YouTube videos about how

to change gears and stuff. I think I

understand it. So you push the clutch

down. Wait,

you push the clutch down all the way and

then you change the gear.

And then you slowly release the clutch and

then push down on accelerator as you're

letting go of the clutch.

That's right, isn't it? And you got to

find the biting point or something like

that. So you got to get the— you got to

have the accelerator going down as the

clutch is leaving the biting point. I

can't remember. I need to practice. I

don't know how to practice it.

My mum won't let me practice in her car.

She thinks I'm going to break it.

I thought about buying a car. There's this

website called Kazoo and they deliver the

car to your house, but the cheapest ones

they have are like £6,000 or £7,000.

And then there's cheap cars you can get on

AutoTrader for like £500, but they're

really cheap, crappy cars, which is fine.

But then I don't want it to have problems.

And then how am I going to get it to my

300 votes, 34% say Chiro's new boyfriend

is white. That's really cool,

I could do a poll during this stream.

Can I play some music on the banjo? Um,

no, because whenever I start playing, a

bunch of people leave. Because they say it

sounds bad, or they're trying to listen to

my stream as they sleep, and then the

sound of the banjo is not nice,

apparently. Also, my fingers are all

blistered right now. Don't know

if you can see. You can see that the skin

is peeling.

Can buy my car for 2,000. I live in

Maidstone. Really? I actually wouldn't

mind. I don't know, £2,000.

Would you drop it off at my house? My mum

might get angry if I just have a car.

She's okay with my sister having a car. I

just want to practice the clutch and

changing gears and a bit of reversing and

not care if I damage it or not.

I'm just worried I'm gonna lose interest

and then it's gonna be a waste of money.

I just imagine being able to drive and

then getting like a crappy car, and then

we go on a, on a road trip and I

livestream it all. And then we sleep in

the car or something funny. Or I pack a

tent and then we go and sleep in the

forest. And then I just drive all around

England livestreaming it. That sounds fun.

Stick an L plate on my mum's car. She

wouldn't trust me. She wouldn't even trust

me to cook a piece of bacon in the cabin.

She said I was going to burn it down.

My sister accidentally— she

drove the car into the house.

She said she panicked and the car was

rolling backwards, and then she forgot

which one was the brake, and then the car

just rolled into the house. That sounds

scary.

I'm glad the house didn't collapse or

something. Imagine the wall just

collapsed. My dad's hard work— well, my

granddad's hard work of bricklaying.

So now I'm not really sure what I want to

do in life.

I was thinking of going to Malaysia and

then staying there, or maybe going to

Korea as I wait for Japan to reopen.

But now I'm just thinking that sounds kind

of boring. Why am I going to do that? You

know what's going to happen. I'll just get

a hotel or apartment and then I'll just

sit in there livestreaming all day being

bored. And then I'll try and go on some

dates and then it probably won't really

work out. And then I'll just get miserable

and depressed and lonely whilst

wasting loads of money on apartment stuff.

Now I'm thinking, what if I just stayed in

England? I mean, I'd go on holiday to

Malaysia, but then I'd come back instead

of trying to stay in Asia because I feel

like I can do more stuff in England, like

learning to drive, getting a car, or doing

something that's more complex. I can't

really do this stuff overseas unless I

I just feel like it, it's very limiting

what you can do as a foreigner compared to

what you can do in your own country where

language isn't a problem. Having all of

the proper documentation isn't a problem

because I'm an English national.

I can do anything. I can buy a home. I

mean, I could buy a home overseas, but

it'd be complicated or it'd be more

complicated.

Right now I feel like trying to do

something challenging might be more

interesting than just going to Asia and

then sitting around being bored.

I'm not sure.

Because I think I feel bored and

unfulfilled in life because I can't figure

out something challenging that I want to

do. And then when your whole life has no

challenges, it just gets very boring.

I haven't really had any challenges in my

life since I tried to learn Japanese, I

Because after I failed Japanese level 1,

I, I gave up trying to challenge myself

because the feeling of failing was just so

depressing. I hated it.

I don't know, I just— I can't— I can't

decide on a direction to go with.

I keep flip-flopping. I feel like life

would be more interesting in Japan, but

then I get there and then I'm just sitting

around in a hotel room.

Jerking off, playing video

games. What would I do in

Japan? Can't really learn to drive in

Japan, can I?

Learning to play the banjo did change

the way I think a little bit. It has been

very satisfying learning how to do some

tunes and learning how to play some chords

and then getting better at the fingering,

seeing my fingers toughen up. It's been

quite a rewarding experience.

And then the electric bike has been fun as

well, and it's also made me more

interested in in getting out and about a

bit more.

How do you know Chihiro has a new

boyfriend? I don't know for sure, I'm just

speculating because she keeps posting

these pictures on Instagram of these very

scenic pictures of her going to nice

places. She went to some nice-looking

island Off Kobe, I think. You wouldn't

really go there alone. Maybe go with

family. I don't know. Seems like a

romantic destination.

But then I watch PewDiePie's videos where

he's in Japan. I feel kind of jealous. I

watched PewDiePie's new video today and I

feel like he's copying me. First, he goes

to a fish store and he looks at fish tanks

and aquariums. The first one he films is

neon tetra. Those were my fish. Remember I

had like 12 neon tetras and those little

orange ones as well? And then he goes to a

Tesla car show— car showroom in

Tokyo to look at Teslas. So now even

PewDiePie wants to get a Tesla.

Copying me.

And then he was filming himself putting

that table together. It reminded me of

when I was putting my table together. Do

you remember? When we got that new place

just before my dad died. We got that table

and I was screwing the legs on, and then

the sofa came. Those were good times.

Oh, I miss that. Just before my dad died,

my whole life went upside down. Moved into

that new place. It was nice and spacious.

We got new furniture.

My channel was still popping.

That was fun.

I wonder what would have happened if my

dad didn't die. Would have stayed in Japan

in that new place. I feel like

I would have gotten bored and then ended

up cheating again.

Anyway, you can't drive. How is he

copying you? Because he's showing interest

in a Tesla like me.

I'm just saying it's weird, the exact time

when I'm feeling very interested in

driving and Teslas. And then PewDiePie's

new video. He's at a Tesla showroom.

Maybe he watched my videos when I was in

When he was looking up videos living in

Japan and then he saw them.

Hehe, I was the best J-vlogger.

Come on, I was the best J-vlogger, admit

it. None of the big ones did videos like

me, just filming everyday life with a

crappy camera. None of that fancy cameras

and editing crews.

Mine was like pure real life,

documenting every major event and minor

event.

I still think I'm the best J-vlogger, or I

was.

Because everyone, everyone else, they kept

so— they kept too many things private and

secret. I was the only one willing to make

everything public.

But people don't really do vlogging much

these days. They just do— I

don't know, it's always like $20,000 a

night luxury hotel in Shibuya or something

like that. It's just so fake. I mean,

it's not very personal, personalized.

Do I look up to Chris Chan?

No. Why would I look up to him? He's

weird.

He's like the weirdest most

embarrassing, cringy person on YouTube.

Was he even on YouTube? Because I remember

trying to look for him because I remember

when people used to say I'm like the Asian

Chris-Chan. I never heard of him before,

so I tried looking him up. I could never

find his videos or anything.

Sophia is now on our side. Yeah,

I had to ban Sophia from my Discord.

She just starts to be really mean and then

end up blocking her on Instagram as well.

She started calling me a loser and started

calling me names. She accused

me of telling people that, that she—

that I told everyone that she sent me

nudes in exchange for admin role. I never

said that. It was just people were

speculating and assuming that she

sent nudes to get that role. Because it's

kind of obvious, isn't it? New person

joins my Discord, she has a girl's name,

instantly becomes top role. Everyone's

gonna instantly assume that, oh, there's

something sexual happening between them.

I didn't say it, it's just people were

speculating.

And then she threatened to leak my

address. She said,

"How would you like it if I leak your

stuff too?" And I said, "What are you

gonna leak?" She said she knows my

address. Everyone knows my address

already.

You said on a stream. I didn't. I said I

think I said someone. Um, I think

I said I gave someone a position of power

in exchange for something.

I didn't say it was her. It could have

been anyone. I didn't think she'd get so

upset about it, but she's like really

upset that I told people that she sent me

nudes. And I said, why are you so upset if

people know that you sent me nudes or not?

And then she called me a loser. She said,

because you're a loser. If I'm such a

loser, why did you send me nudes then?

Yeah, well, I knew she was kind of a

red flag, and I guess I was right. I

nearly met her back in March. I even went

halfway to London to meet her, and then

halfway there she sends me a message

saying her sister's gonna be there too.

So I get, get off the train And I turned

around and went back home because I felt

like, uh, she's just messing me around.

She seems like a troll. Like, she's—

there's something weird about her that I

can't quite put my finger on, you know?

Like, I could feel red flags.

But then she messaged me again and she was

being nice, so I gave her a role on my

Discord and stuff. I even bought her

Nitro, and she gave me some stuff in

exchange.

But then she wouldn't tell me when we

could meet up. I kept asking, when can we

meet up? When can we meet up? And I got

impatient, so I went on other dates

because I got some matches, and I slept

with a couple English ladies. And then she

got upset because I went on dates,

even though I waited a couple months for

her to give me a date so we could meet,

and she never It's just frustrating.

We live nearby. We live like 1 or 2 hours

away. She lives in London. It's not hard

to meet up. And we've been chatting since

February and she still won't tell me when

we can meet up. So I got fed up and now

she hates me, apparently.

Yeah, well, I was just Be careful if,

if you chat to her, because let's

just say I know someone who found some

stuff out about our dear friend Sophia.

Let's just say I have somewhat of a

private investigator on my side.

She went to the dark side. Yeah, she's a

traitor. She was supposed to bring balance

to the H.I.M.R.

universe, not join them,

not join the haters.

Why do my livestream viewers keep going up

and down so much? It was like 190 viewers

and then we dropped down to like 120. Now

it's back up to 170. Are these fake

viewers or something? Why is it

fluctuating so much? If you're gonna watch

the stream, can you just watch or not

watch or just stop leaving?

Oh, we got 380 votes. Chihiro's new

boyfriend, 34% white, 30% Asian,

25% black. It's not really changing a lot.

Let's ask a new question. What should we

ask?

Are you threatening to expose private

material? No, I'm just saying that, um,

me and my private investigator found some

internet footprints, let's just say,

with pics to confirm that it was her.

Sophia seems a bit weird. Can't take her

serious. Yeah, that's what I thought.

It just felt like almost straight away I

felt like I couldn't take her seriously.

She just seems like, um,

like a manic troll. Kind of like Essex

girl, but way worse.

Yeah, I kind of lost interest because I

just felt like she was a bit of trouble.

It's a shame because I thought she's quite

cute and. It would have been fun to meet

up and make some content, but she seemed a

bit crazy. And then

she started calling me names and stuff.

It reminds me of that, that blonde

Manchester girl got all upset because I

told everyone we had sex, and she started

spamming my Instagram DMs telling me to

stop telling everyone we had sex. Why are

these girls so weird? They're so upset

because I told everyone we had sex. And by

everyone, it's like, what, a couple

thousand people? It's not like I'm hugely

famous. I just got a couple thousand

viewers.

I don't know why Sophia got so upset

because I told some people on Discord that

I saw her nudes. Who cares? Just like a

load of random people on Discord that

you're never gonna meet or see.

Don't know why girls care so much. I,

I sent her my nudes too.

Reminded me of Chihiro getting— it's like

I kept saying, why does Chihiro care so

much if I tell you guys that she abused

me? Chihiro Chihiro used to get so upset

when I would say Chihiro is violent and

physically attacked me. She got

really upset. She was like, don't— can you

stop telling people I hit you? Even though

she hit me many times. One time Chihiro

hit me so hard, knocked my glasses off.

She even broke my glass nose pads once.

My dad had to fix it. It was at Christmas.

You know why I had on my nose pads my

glasses, one was bigger than the other?

It's cuz she broke it and my dad had to

replace it with my old glasses nose pad.

They're so manipulative. They do bad

things like hitting you or being annoying,

and then when you, when you, when you tell

people on the internet, like on Discord or

on a stream, they get really upset because

it's, it's damaging the reputation.

Girls and their reputations. So dumb.

It feels like an actual real-life

friendship circle, like actual real-life

friendship, family, work circle. Then

yeah, I can understand why they would be

embarrassed. But come on, it's like

Discord server that has at max 20

active people. Who the fuck cares?

Like 10, maybe 10 Americans there and then

a couple Germans and a couple Swedish.

It's nothing.

Doesn't mean anything. These people are

nothing to you. Why do you care?

So if I say now, oh, me and Manchester

girl had sex, she got all upset.

Who cares? How does it affect her? No one

even knows what she looks like or what her

name is. I can say

I had sex with whoever I want.

I had sex with your mum. What are you

gonna do about it?

And it was good.

I said, you wouldn't be upset if, if it

was Brad Pitt telling everyone you had sex

with him? And she said, no, Daniel, I'd

still be upset.

Boo-hoo, I wish people would brag about

having sex with me. That would make me

happy. I wouldn't be upset. I wish Mila

went around telling all her friends she

had sex with the amazing Daniel.

When are we going to Malaysia? I kind of

don't want to go anymore. I want to get my

driving license and get a Tesla.

I feel like women will like me more if I

have a Tesla.

I don't

know, I feel very confused now. I was

really excited about Malaysia, wanted to

make some travel stuff, but now I feel

like my travel stuff never gets many

views. I'm not going to get more views,

I'm just going to get the same views.

And yeah, it'll be nice. We'll go

swimming, walk around the beaches, have

some Malaysian food. But do I want

to live there, or do I want to come home

and get my driving license, get a Tesla?

I don't know. What are my current goals at

the minute? Well, I want to start doing

driving lessons. That's like the number

one thing I want to do now. I don't want

to wait until October. I don't want to

wait until August. I want to do it now.

Whilst I'm interested in it.

You need to have a port installed at your

house. I can charge it at the

supercharger. I'll charge it at

supercharger and then drive it home.

And then it says it's free to use the

supercharger, so I don't have to pay for

The thing I'd worry about the Tesla is it

looks really fancy and really posh, and

I'd feel like it would stick out like a

sore thumb if I drive through the poor

areas like Chavstone or some ugly

looking area. I feel like everyone's going

to stare at how rich I look in my Tesla.

It's just frustrating how hard it is to

get driving lessons. Why is there such,

such a demand for instructors? Why can't

more people just get Get a job as an

instructor. You know, I think

it's really dumb how you have to check the

mirrors in a car. That's one of the things

I worry about. You got to check all the

little tiny mirrors. Why can't they just

have one of those 360 GoPro cameras on

the roof of the car and then have a big

screen at the dashboard giving you a

bird's-eye view all around the car?

That's just such a great idea.

They've already got cameras on the back of

cars for parking. Why don't they just make

it wider, like a 180° angle, so you can

see everything behind the car? And then

you just look at the screen. It's like in

GTA when you hold down the camera button

to flip it around to see the back. Then

you wouldn't need a stupid mirror. Those

mirrors are so tiny, like the mirror in

the middle that hangs from the roof. It's

like that small. It's like looking at a

Oh no, Sophia's here. She's still a

moderator, I bet it. Should I unmod her

now? She's a hater.

Um, yeah, I better unmod.

How do I do that?

Okay, save. There, she's unmodded.

Did she do any damage? I don't think she

did any damage.

I didn't say I found private information.

I just said I found internet footprints.

Should I ban her too? She's being rude to

Do a new poll.

Is Sophia annoying?

The community shall judge.

Hello, what's Chihiro's new boyfriend?

32% white.

The audience says white.

I think her new boyfriend's Japanese who

doesn't speak much English. Therefore

doesn't understand the channel or the

things I say. So probably doesn't really

care much.

This poll thing's funny. What else could

we ask? I don't really need mods anymore

because that spammer guy gave up. You

remember I was getting loads of these bots

spamming whenever I streamed? It was so

frustrating. That's why I had mods.

He said he'll expose your nudes. I never

said that. Stop trying to stir shit

by saying I said stuff I never said.

See, Sophia is just falling for all of the

trolls' lies.

I would never leak someone's nudes because

if I got a reputation of doing that, then

no, no one would send me nudes anymore.

And I like getting nudes. Also,

I think it's pretty illegal to do that,

so it'd be kind of dumb. I don't know if

it's actually illegal,

but it seems like a dumb thing to do.

I could get in trouble.

I wonder if her ex is like a normal mature

guy who understands social cues

and stuff, and Chihiro's like, ah, it's so

nice I'm not in a relationship with Daniel

who had terrible communication skills,

kept making me upset on livestreams. Her

life must be so peaceful and nice now.

I didn't really think about it at the

time, but now I think about it, yeah, it

must have been pretty stressful for Chiro

constantly having to find out what her

husband had been saying on livestreams and

Discord and then getting angry and upset

Yeah, I can see why you wouldn't want— you

wouldn't want to date someone who just

blabs about everything on livestreams.

Because I think I badmouthed nearly every

single person I ever met apart from

George. George Trumbly. I never said

anything bad about him. I like George.

You know, you know what's funny?

Actually, no, that doesn't make any sense.

I forgot what my point was.

Yeah, I always end up— I always seem to

complain a lot about women, and then when

it comes to men, I don't really have a lot

to say. Apart from good things.

And no, that doesn't really make sense

either. I say a lot of bad things about

guys too. I think George was the

only person I ever met who wasn't annoying

in any way.

David Bond was annoying. He kept trying to

pick up girls whilst we were chatting.

Who else was— oh yeah, that top list guy I

met in Korea. He was not annoying. He was,

he was cool. It's just

a lot of people are very annoying.

It's not my fault that I get annoyed

57% said yes. Ice Poseidon.

Um,

the only time I got annoyed with Ice

Poseidon was when he went a bit crazy in

the elevator. He started wrestling Gary

inside of that tiny elevator. The whole

thing was shaking. I felt like it was

gonna crash. 2 6-foot-tall huge Americans

wrestling inside of an elevator. Thought

me and Shahira were gonna get crushed.

That was kind of annoying. Don't like it

when people do dangerous stuff. But before

that, Ice was okay.

But in real life, he's just like a normal

guy.

He's not really Ice Poseidon. He's just

Oh, did you see that Trash Taste thing?

You know, all of Trash Taste were in

London for that weeb convention. They did

like a live panel with a live audience.

Some black guy with a massive bum with

his trousers falling down, his arse crack

showing, he just jumped up on the stage

and then sits next to Joey on the sofa.

And he's just like sitting there laughing.

He was saying stuff that you couldn't