everything SUCKS right now

Hey guys, so things

kind of suck right now.

This place is not good.

I don't know if it's because it's Sunday

or these people are just like this all the

time. Maybe it's because it's Sunday, but

all day long— I'm not exaggerating when I

say this— all day long since the fucking

morning People

have been running up and down the stairs,

jumping up and down in the room above me,

and all I can hear is boom boom boom boom

boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

boom boom boom boom all day non-stop.

It's driving me fucking crazy.

The whole reason I wanted to get an

apartment was so I could get some peace

and quiet,

and I think I I think it's kids and

adults. All day long they're going up and

down the stairs, and then they're going up

into the apartment and then running

around, jumping about.

I moved in here— when did I move in? On

Thursday.

Uh, today is Sunday.

Oh, thank you, Etherdrive. Uh, my sister's

fine, I think. Actually, she's not fine.

She said my mom's been going crazy.

That's the reason why I left.

So I've been here 4 days. Thursday,

Friday, and Saturday, not too

bad. But then around 5 PM,

uh, starts to get noisy. 5 PM or 6 PM is

when it starts getting noisy, and all you

can hear is people walking up and down,

backwards and forwards, up and down the

stairs all day long. Sunday,

all Fucking day.

The capsule hotel was, was more peaceful

than this. I actually missed the capsule

hotel. At least I could think. I can't

think. I can't do any thinking because

all I can hear is other people.

And then the stupid boiler keeps turning

itself on and off, so the heating doesn't

work half the day. It starts flashing red,

and then when I press the reset button,

it turns back on. But then sometimes it

doesn't turn back on, and then the

radiator goes dead cold. And for some

reason, the hot Even

the fucking internet doesn't work here.

Testing, press 1 if you can hear me.

Okay, I think I'm back. I had to switch

from the Wi-Fi to my data. So even the

stupid Wi-Fi here keeps disconnecting

itself. Let me try and

thank Mark C again.

He says, I was in a poverty apartment for

a long time. People always like that. It

sucked. People deliberately trying to

annoy others. Don't take middle class for

granted. I don't think they're doing it on

purpose. It's just, it's like they

don't understand that they're being noisy

or they, they don't care.

It's like their culture is just completely

different to Japan or Korea.

When I was living in Korea with my ex, we

lived in an apartment and I used to run

and jump as well, like an idiot, and she

always used to tell me off. She would say,

don't run, don't jump, people can hear

you. And for 2 years I was living in

Japan, I lived in apartments, and I never

ever heard the people in the apartments

above or next to us. It was just

completely silent.

But these people here It's like they just

don't care.

And something I feel like I really took

for granted in Japan was how considerate

of other people Japanese people are.

Whereas in Europe, it's like people just

don't give a shit about their surroundings

and they don't even think about how

they're bothering other people.

I think one of the things I just can't

stand is noise. People being noisy is just

something I absolutely hate because

you can't escape it.

If they're noisy, you're gonna hear it.

And now even the internet here sucks. I'm

having to use my own data,

which I guess is fine. I think I've got

unlimited data. I don't really go out

anyway, so I don't really need data.

Might as well use it. I'm just not going

to use the Wi-Fi here to stream if it's

going to disconnect every 5 minutes.

So there's some big problems with this

place. The noise,

the heating.

Wi-Fi, and it cost me £1,100

per month.

I don't know if I could get out of the

contract if I message them.

According to the contract, Um,

I only get my deposit back at the end of

the contract and if I haven't damaged

This is why I didn't want to get an

apartment, because they force you to sign

a contract for at least 3 months and then

they make you pay deposit. So now I've got

€2,400 stuck with them.

Because I had to give them deposit money.

It's finally gotten a bit quieter, but now

it's, it's 7. I don't know what happened.

Maybe they went for dinner or something,

and then they'll be back in the evening.

And then it sounds like there's a bloody

herd of elephants running up and down.

Yeah, the best option price-wise is an

apartment. But it's so annoying having to

get locked into a contract.

They should let you— they should do like a

trial stay so you can stay in the place

for a few nights to see what it's like

before you decide. I should have asked

them if I could do that because I was so

desperate to get my own place. I was sick

and tired of living in a capsule hotel. I

came here and it looked good, and at the

time, during the day, at that point in

day, in the daytime, it was quiet. And I

thought, well, this seems fine.

I didn't think they could be so noisy.

What are they doing when people are at

home? Don't they just sit on the sofa and

watch TV? I thought

they were doing construction work up

there. Maybe they are.

And then one of them knocked my door

today. It was some kid and

he was saying something. I didn't

understand a word he was saying. He kept

pointing inside of my apartment, so I just

let him in and he went into the garden

He's— because someone— he dropped his

earphones from the room above.

But how the hell does that even happen?

How do you drop your earphones out a

window into your neighbor's garden? So I

had to let him in to go and get his stupid

earphones. Didn't even speak a word of

I have no peace and quiet.

This is why I hate kids.

It's just such a shame because the price

here is so good and the apartment is good

in itself. It's a good apartment. It's

spacious. It's new.

But I just can't stand the noise, and I'm

not even using half the place. I moved all

the furniture from the front room into the

back room, so I'm not even using half of

the place because I don't need that much

space. I just need a sofa to sit on. And I

need a kitchen to cook in.

So my only other option is hotel,

and the hotels cost about ¥1,500 a month.

And I'm sure a hotel would be much

quieter, and there's not going to be

families living in a hotel. The problem

with the hotel is Cooking.

I need to be able to do cooking because

getting Uber Eats every, every day is just

not going to be affordable.

If I got Uber Eats every single day, it

would cost me at least €20 a day. Times

that by 30, it's going to be like €400.

Maybe €500 if I get Uber Eats every

day, and it's not going to be healthy, is

it?

And also, I Googled it and apparently most

hotels won't let you cook in the room, so

if they find out I'm cooking in the room,

they might kick me out.

Because I was thinking about getting an

electric stove and then plugging that in.

Then I also need cooking equipment like

knives, cutlery. I need a frying

pan. I need a pot.

So if I was going to prepare my own food

in a hotel, I would have to stick to cold

food.

I would have to stick to bread. If the

hotel has a fridge, might be doable

because I could just get a bunch of bread

and tomatoes, salad. Ham, and I could put

that in the fridge. The problem with the

capsule hotel is it didn't have a fridge,

so I couldn't buy cold food and store it.

So it's quite possible to just get a

fridge, a hotel that has a fridge. Most of

them do have fridges, and then I would

just stock up on cheese,

tomato, cucumber, bread,

Hams, cold hams.

But what would I do for dinner?

Have I tried searching for a cheap

apartment hotel? Yes, the cheapest

apartment hotel I could find was ¥2,300.

And that's like a proper apartment. It's

got a kitchen, sofa, TV, but it's pretty

expensive. ¥2,300.

Ah, this is so stressful. I can't

find a nice place to live that doesn't

cost £2,000 a month. I could afford

this, but then I wouldn't be saving any

money. I won't be able to save money if

I end up spending all of my income or 90%

of my income on just rent.

I feel so stupid because I should have— I

don't know what I could have done though.

Because unless you're actually in the

apartment all day long for a few days,

you can't really get a good idea of what

it's like to live here and what the noise

is like and what the neighbors are like.

Are there guest houses here? Yeah,

there's hostels, but I don't want to live

in a hostel. I want privacy

and I want peace and quiet. I don't want

to be sleeping in a bunk bed with 10 other

Is it noisy at night? No, at nighttime

it's quiet. They all go to sleep, so

nighttime is fine, but I need peace and

quiet during the day because that's when I

make videos,

and I'm very sensitive to noise. I'm so

stressed out today because of the noise,

and I don't want to be walking around

wearing earplugs It's not comfortable.

So the only— unless I become nocturnal

and I just stay up all night and then

sleep during the day, but I don't want to

become like that. It's depressing.

I found this other place and it's, it's

only £100 more expensive than this place,

but it's, it's north side of the city and

I don't know what it's like. It might be

noisy there as well.

The problem is, it's these people.

It's just noisy.

They stamp and they stomp and they run.

I just— I don't know. I'd rather live

in a small, quiet place instead of a big,

noisy place. I just don't— I don't

feel like I'm willing to spend this much

If the food thing wasn't a problem, I

might be quite happy in a hotel room. And

some of these hotel rooms are not too bad.

They've got a chair and they've got a desk

and they've got a bath and a TV.

I wouldn't mind it if the hotel was nice

to be in. It's just I don't know what to

do about food. Food is the biggest

problem.

So far, I moved here on Thursday and I

spent about— it's hard to tell because

I spent €62 in total, but €10 was

for coffee and then about €20 was cleaning

stuff. So I think I spent about €30 and I

still have enough to last me another 2

days. So about €30 is lasting

me Nearly a week,

whereas if I just ate out, €30 wouldn't

even last me 2 nights unless

I find a way to make food in a hotel room

without cooking.

How's the CPM? Yeah, that's the next thing

I have to moan about. My plans of making

high CPM topic videos completely failed.

They didn't get any more higher CPM than I

usually get. So I made 3 videos with

the idea to try and get high CPM. I made

one about stocks,

and then I made one about Rosetta Stone,

and then I made one about passive income.

And according to my keyword research,

these should have been high CPM topics.

The one about stocks— let me get my phone.

So my passive income video got a CPM of

$14, which is good, I guess,

but I was hoping it would get $20.

14 is barely any higher than what I

usually get. I usually get 12 to 14 off my

drama videos.

And making videos like that is not going

to be worth it if the CPM is the same as

what I usually get, because the views are

going to suck. People who sub to my

channel are not interested in money advice

from me or how to make money.

So the CPM on my stock video got $12.40,

so I made a total of $5. Absolute shit.

$12, 40 CPM.

And then my Rosetta Stone video got $10.

Utter shit.

When I researched the keywords These are

like £100, £200 worth keywords,

and I was expecting to get at least 15,

but these, these CPM rates just suck.

So I don't feel like I want to do any more

of that stuff.

Really, really disappointing.

I guess $12 CPM is better than $5 or

$6 CPM, which is what I usually get on my

video game videos. But the video game

videos actually get views,

and these stupid stock videos are not

going to get views. And I just— I can't do

them because I don't know anything about

stocks and I don't care. And the only way

to make those videos would be if I read an

article, but then I might get in trouble

for plagiarizing people's stuff.

Why don't I sell blowjobs for money?

Yeah, it's gonna get to that point, isn't

I could sign up to one of these escort

sites, make a profile as a

gay boy or something.

I just— I can't— I can't even fake do.

I can't even fake, uh, financial videos

because I know nothing about it to be able

to fill 10 minutes of jibber-jabbering.

I can do the, the trolling video game

stuff because it's easy. I just play it

and I complain about how shit it is. But

stuff like penny stocks, investing, real

estate, I know nothing about that and I

have absolutely no interest in it. I tried

learning about penny stocks today and it

was so boring.

I can't remember anything they said.

Listen, listen, listen.

Can you hear that? Oh my fucking God.

And they keep slamming the door as well.

They slam the door so it hits the wall.

They can't even open the fucking door

without slamming it. All day

long.

How, how can you not open a door without

nearly smashing it to bits.

They can't even open a door properly.

Fucking hell.

Yeah, so my whole plan of trying to get

higher CPM topics Failed.

I guess $14 is the highest I've had this

week, but the views suck so much on the

topic because my viewers don't want to

watch it. So it's not, it's not a

trade-off that's worth it. I'd be better

off just making more stuff like I got

kicked out, I got banned. My life is a

failure. I suck at everything.

At least I will get clicks.

So my dreams of buying a gaming laptop or

a MacBook, I'm starting to rethink that.

Oh, thank you, Electric Six. Get a cheaper

apartment? No, the problem is I'm in a

cheap apartment now. This is the cheapest

apartment that I could find that would let

me rent the place.

The problem is if you get a cheap

apartment, you're in a cheap neighborhood,

and cheap neighborhoods are full of

idiots. That's why they live in cheap

neighborhoods. If they were not idiots,

they would be making more money and they'd

be living in a better place. Not to say

that they're bad people, it's just they're

stupid and they don't know how to open a

door without slamming it against the wall.

What to do? And Airbnb— Airbnb is shit as

well because the Airbnb prices are the

same as hotels.

I might as well just get a hotel for the

price of an Airbnb.

Okay, so let me try and I

think if I can come up with a solution for

cooking without a kitchen, maybe I can

make the hotel idea work. So let's come up

with some recipes, guys. Cooking.

We'll call it cold cooking.

Now the rules are we have a kettle and a

fridge, no stove.

We have fridge and we have kettle. What

can we do? We will use the combined

brainpower of 168 people to

make it feasible to live in a hotel room.

If I get a stove, I won't be able to keep

it secret, and then idiots will start

phoning the hotel saying there's a guy

called Daniel, he's cooking in the hotel

room.

Hotels don't want you cooking in the room

because it will stink the place up.

You can't leave now because you signed the

contract. Yeah, I could message them and

maybe they would be kind and give me my

deposit back.

But then if you think about it, I am

saving a lot of money. All I have to do is

put up with a bit of noise.

But noise— I just hate noise so much.

Can I cook pasta in a kettle?

The problem with pasta and rice is, uh,

You need to cook it, and cooking it is not

easy. You need a pot, you need boiling

water, you need a ventilator fan,

otherwise the steam is going to rise and

make the ceiling damp.

Ham, we've got cheese, we've got tomatoes.

And bread. Bread is easy to store. Bread

will keep. You just need to keep it in a

plastic bag. So lunch is pretty much

sorted right now. For lunch, I have toast,

and I'll have a scrambled egg, and I'll

put some pepperoni or pastrami or salami

on it, some kind of Italian ham. And that

usually does me for lunch. And then I'll

have some fruit. Yeah, fruit is also easy.

It can be kept out of the Or in the

fridge. So lunch is not really a problem.

I can make a sandwich and have some fruit.

Lunch is easy peasy. The problem is

dinner. I usually want a cooked meal with

carbs and meat.

Yeah, I won't be able to toast it in the

hotel room. It's not really a big deal. I

don't mind eating untoasted bread.

Play Among Us. I saw one channel get 73

million views from his Among Us animation,

and then his next one got 24 million views

in a day. The Among Us craze is just

crazy. People are getting insane views off

it. I can't do anything about it because

I don't care about Among Us and I don't

have any ideas and I can't animate and I

can't do anything apart from moan.

I made a why I hate Among Us video, but

probably get shit views.

The guy's animation was pretty good. To be

fair, it was called Among Us, but with 99

imposters. It was pretty funny. But Jesus,

24 million views. His channel just went

viral in a week thanks

to 2 videos. So what are

we going to do for dinner?

The other thing I hate doing is having to

buy food every day. I like going shopping

and then buying stuff that lasts me for a

week or 5 or 4 days. I don't like going

outside.

Also, breakfast was easy because I can

just get milk and put it in the fridge.

Did the guys fix hot water? Yeah, they

did. But the problem is the water

coming out from the kitchen sink is only

hot. It will stay cold, warmish for a few

seconds, and then it will get really,

really hot and steam starts coming out and

it burns you. And I keep turning the tap

to the side to make it go cold, but it

doesn't go cold.

So I have to use the shower room sink

to rinse plates after I've washed them and

to get a cold drink of water.

And then the heating keeps turning itself

off because the boiler keeps getting shut

down and then restarting randomly.

How, how am I supposed to prepare meat

and rice in a hotel room? It's not

possible.

I'm not having a cold sandwich for lunch

and dinner.

Has someone ever donated you $500? Yeah,

actually someone did. How did you know?

I think it was £500. I think it was when I

was in England. This girl just gave me

hundreds of pounds in donations several

times. Crazy.

Um, so if— I think I'll have to end up

relying on Uber Eats to get dinner unless

I get some kind of cold pasta box from the

supermarket, and they cost about €5. It's

not cheap. For €5,

I can get a packet of raw pasta plus sauce

and some bacon to sprinkle on it, and I

could make 5 dishes of pasta from €5.

Let me check Uber Eats now.

Oh, it's finally quiet. I think they all

left. They probably went for dinner.

So let's see Uber Eats. Um,

For example, what if I wanted a pizza?

I could get something like this for

7— no, €8.

€8 for a pizza. So let's say on average

it would be €10 for

one meal, and then I need a meal every

night, so that's times 30. It's gonna

cost me €300 just

to buy dinner every

So €300, how much is that in poundage?

Oh, stupid Face ID, why does it never

work?

€300 in pounds is £272.

I'm getting sick and tired of euros,

dollars, and pounds. Why can't everyone

just use the same money? So that's £275.

How much do you think it

would cost me to get— buy my sandwich

stuff for lunch?

Usually bread's about €1 for a loaf,

and then you can get tomatoes maybe €2,

and ham's like €2.

Cheese is probably about €1. So I think

for about €6 I could make 5

sandwiches. So 6 times 5—

no, wait, 6 times 4 is 24—

€30 for the month. Uh,

let's just round up to £50

for sandwich stuff.

So I estimate food cost could be

at least £350 if

I had Uber Eats every day and had a cold

sandwich for lunch.

Oh, thank you, T-Pop Fever. Your channel

won't die. Well, it's dying now.

So add to the hotel cost, which I

found some potential hotel rooms I could

be happy in, uh, it's about £1,500 plus

£350 for food gives us grand

total of £1,850

a month.

Uh, right now, um, I'm probably

paying— so it's £1,100

for the rent. I'm not sure how much my

food would cost. I've spent about €30 so

far for about 5 days. 5 days.

5 times 5 is 25,

so I do 5 times 6. Only 6 times 30.

What is 6 times 30?

12, 18, 180.

What? 180 on food?

Oh, thank you, Pasta Sauce. When was the

last time I spoke to the Turkish girl?

Um, the, the morning that she left. That

was the last time. We never spoke again

because I blocked her and she went running

off to the subreddit whinging about me.

Yeah, so I predict My cooking expenses

here— wait,

it's getting confusing. This is hotel.

I predict my cooking expenses to be £150,

so add the rent, that'll be £1,250.

So I predict it will cost me £1,250

to stay in the apartment.

So living in a hotel could potentially

cost £600 more per month.

More.

Hmm, so I have to ask myself the question,

do I really want to spend £600 more every

month just so I could get some peace and

bloody quiet? And then it's not even

guaranteed because what if the people in

the next room are noisy at the hotel as

well?

So Hotel 1, 18,

1,850. Apartment hotel would

be £2,300 plus my predicted

cooking expenditure. I would say living in

an apartment hotel would probably cost at

least £2,500 a month.

So quite a big gap between the apartment

hotel and the normal hotel.

What do you think?

If only people watched my bloody videos,

then I could afford to live in an

apartment hotel. 100K subs. If only

50% of them watched. So annoying.

How do I get them to watch?

Ah,

it's finally

quiet now. When it's quiet, I feel

like Yeah, this place is not too bad. I'm

happy here. I'm saving a lot of money.

Buy a MacBook Pro. And then when they come

home, it's like boom, boom, boom, boom,

boom, boom for 5 hours straight.

And then it's just like the nightmare

This is why I keep saying people ruin

everything. People suck. All my

problems come from people. Why can't

they just be quiet? Make fake girlfriend

drama. Yeah, I'm thinking about it, but

she doesn't like it. I was thinking

about doing something like My girlfriend

dumped me, or my girlfriend is annoying,

and I just make up a load of rubbish like

she smokes and she smells like cigarettes.

Rethink your content. I'm trying to. I try

and make different stuff, but people don't

watch it. People only watch the stupid

fake stuff and they complain

because I keep doing clickbait drama and

they don't watch anything that isn't

clickbait drama. I try— I'm trying to

make different stuff, but people just

won't even give it a chance.

But my passive income ideas video has 5K

views in a whole day.

And it got a $14 CPM, so that's probably

going to be about an $8 RPM. So it got 5K

views, that's 5 times 8, it's only going

to make about $40.

Fruity Thomas.

I was hoping it would get at least a $20

CPM, and then at least then it will get,

I don't know, $70 or $80,

and then I might be more motivated to make

helpful videos instead of fake clickbait

stuff. But it's like I keep getting

punished for doing good

videos, and then I get rewarded for making

shit videos.

I'm also thinking about the capsule hotel

again. The capsule hotel was— well,

it keeps changing from month to month,

but last time I checked it was about $850

a month. But then there's no kettle

and it was pretty noisy. But if I get the

top bunk next time, maybe it'll be less

noisy. I got the bottom one

last time and there was this big guy

living above me, and every time he opened

the door and walks, the whole place shook

like an earthquake.

Japan apartments, $400. Yeah, I know,

crazy. It wasn't even 400.

I only had to pay about 200 for my half,

and it was perfect.

It was quiet, it was clean. You never saw

the neighbors, you never even heard them.

Everything worked perfectly.

Why is Europe so shit?

The funny thing is Europe is so shit, but

then it's so expensive. Everything's way

more expensive in Europe, so you think,

oh, it must be better, but it's not. It's

more expensive and it's worse.

Why travel only to live a life of

isolation? Because I hate people. Why

don't people get it? I don't like people.

They irritate me. I want to be as far away

from people as I can whilst also reaping

the benefits of Uber Eats and Wi-Fi and

electricity.

I know what will get the viewers— complain

about money and brainstorm cold lunches.

Are you being sarcastic? Because this

is actually the most viewers I've ever had

in a live stream on this channel.

So ironically, it does get viewers.

Go back to Japan, you know you

like it. I have talked to Mila about

Japan. She seems interested, but now

She has a cat. I don't know how we could

bring the cat there as well. And also,

Japan isn't even opening up to tourists

until next year spring, from what I've

Why did Kanae To make videos on you?

Because he was friends with Tomoko, and he

was just another Casey. Kanae To, the

comparisons between Kanaito and Casey are

so strangely comparable.

But Casey must realize right now that

Chihiro used him, right? I watched a bit

of Chihiro's livestream on Instagram.

Fucking people shouting on the street. I

hate that as well. They just shout on the

street. And she said

she's not going to meet Casey again,

which is exactly why I told you all

they're not friends. I keep telling you,

Casey and Chihiro are not friends.

Chihiro used him to get back at me,

and now she's done making revenge videos.

She has no reason or desire to see him

again. So he

got used by me for views, and he got used

by her because she wanted to get back at

me.

People were like, oh, Chihiro can be

friends with whoever she wants. The point

is, she doesn't want to be friends with

him. If he didn't have a YouTube channel,

none of that would have happened.

But yeah, the Kanae Toyu thing was very

similar because he was friends with

Tomoko,

and then Tomoko wanted to get back at me

as well.

Who's shouting?

Why do people shout at each other? Why

don't you just walk upstairs and see if

the person you're trying to talk to is

there or not?

For example, if I wanted to talk to Jimbo

and I thought Jimbo was upstairs, I I

wouldn't stand downstairs shouting,

Jimbo! I'd go upstairs and see if Jimbo

was there in the first place, and then go

up to him and talk to him in a normal

But no, these people don't care. They just

shout and scream.

Instead of standing there shouting,

wouldn't it be faster to go upstairs and

see if the person is there? That's what

I'm talking about. These people don't have

brains.

No brains, no consideration.

No awareness of people around you.

Is it— what is it? Is it like a cultural

thing, or is it an intelligence thing? Is

it linked to intelligence, or is it linked

to the person's background and culture and

upbringing?

Okay, so in conclusion, um,

yeah, living in a hotel, cold lunch, and

Uber Eats for dinner would probably cost

me £1,800. Apartment hotel would

probably cost me £2,500, even with a

kitchen and doing my own cooking. I still

think a hotel would work out cheaper,

even if I had Uber Eats every night.

But then a hotel room is going to be

smaller.

Listen, listen, can you hear that?

Did you hear that? All day.

If the hotel room is small, I won't feel

comfortable because, you see, the thing

about me is I need to feel alone and

isolated in order to make my artwork. My

artwork is my YouTube videos. If I

feel like there's people nearby, if I can

sense other people's presence nearby, I

just can't make videos. I can try and

force myself, but the video would just end

up with me whispering like, hey guys,

here's another video. I just can't get

into the mood.

I need silence to be able to make my

And I need to be inside because outside

there's too many uncontrollable factors

like lighting, wind, traffic, noise,

other people. Outside is just too,

too difficult to make videos.

No, I can't turn music on or the TV on

whilst I'm making videos.

Oh my God, here they come again.

The whole place is shaking.

The whole building shakes every time they

Did I try talking to them? There's no

point. They'll just— they'll probably just

go, oh, sorry about that, we'll try and be

quieter. But you know they won't. They'll

just go back to how they always are

because people don't change. People have

their habits and it's very difficult to

change habits.

Noisy people don't change and become quiet

if you ask them to. They'll just forget

and go back to being noisy again.

Now they keep talking. I don't know if you

can hear it. Can you hear it?

It's like living in a hostel. Yeah, it is.

This is supposed to be my own apartment,

and I feel like even the guest house in

Japan was quieter.

You know where the best place was? It was

at Urban Residences place.

Oh, it was so quiet and peaceful, but that

place cost £500 a week, £3,000 for a

Can you hear it?

But if I live here, I have so much more

disposable income. I'd have like £2,000

disposable income a month.

If I lived in a nice place, I'd have

pretty much no disposable income to buy my

trinkets. And what's more important,

my trinkets or being able to live in

peace? I'm not sure.

I got some trinkets over there in the

corner. I'm gonna do an unboxing. I think

I've finished rambling about money and

hotels.

I also got a 3-meter USB cable so I can

charge my phone and stream, but we're

still at 70%, so I don't feel like I need

to charge yet. I also got some other

things coming. I bought a new shirt,

button shirt, because I threw my last one

in the bin because I didn't think I was

gonna need it.

Oh my God, oh my God,

why did you hear that?

There's kids running down the stairs now.

I want to cry.

I bought the new button shirt because I

was thinking of making financial videos.

I thought it'd be funny if I wore a shirt

and tie, and I'm not so sure.

And they're not even speaking Dutch. It

sounds like Arabic.

Oh, I can't concentrate with all this

noise.

It's like when the noise comes into my

ears, all my thoughts just get shattered

and they start melting and I can't focus

on anything. Noise can— noise

isolating headphones. Yeah, that could be

a solution, but then I have to walk around

wearing headphones all day long.

Get some over-ear comfortable ones.

Listen,

listen.

There's something going on outside.

There's probably at least 4 or 5 people

and a car honking.

I was trying to hide this place, not show

it on camera because I didn't want to get

kicked out, but I'm starting To think that

I, I don't care if I got kicked out and

I'll just show the place. Maybe I

don't think they would kick me out because

they seem pretty desperate to get a

tenant,

but they've got £2,200 of my

money. So obviously I want to be on the

good side.

Is it nice besides the thin walls? Yeah,

it's really nice inside. They've just

finished renovating it. Everything's brand

new— new shower, new toilet, new kitchen.

It looks great. And I

really want to show it to you guys. I

probably will. I don't know, maybe I'm

being too hasty. Maybe I should— they're

louder than me and they're outside.

Leave a note on the door. Yeah, please

shut the fuck up. Thank you.

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if I worked

all day and I had a place to go and work,

but I work from home and I'm at home all

day long, so I need to be

in a peaceful environment.

It sounds like they're right outside my

Is it loud all day? Well, on Thursday,

Friday, Saturday, it was quite peaceful

during the day but became noisy in the

evening. But today on Sunday, it's been

noisy all day long. Constant people

going up and down, up and down, up and

down.

And they keep slamming the door.

It sounds like the door is hitting the

brick wall on the outside when it gets

slammed, and it makes my apartment shake.

How long's my contract here? It's 3

months. Thank God I didn't sign for 6

So I either just— I don't know if they're

going to be nice about it, but they might

not give me my deposit back. I have

to just Grit my teeth and bear it for

3 months, or be prepared to lose £2,000

deposit money.

I could suffer for 3 months and then use

the savings on a nice place for a few

The best place is high up

in a really big building, so there's

people around, but they're all at the

ground and I'm above in the sky, far away

from them. I don't want to live in the

middle of nowhere where there's absolutely

no one. Because I still want shops

and places to be nearby.

And I looked further out the city,

there's no places anyway.

Uh, they're all the same price. They're

not cheaper.

Am I pie polar? Is that like bipolar

but with pies?

Pie polar. The worst

thing is when they stand outside your

building chatting. That actually happened

in Japan when I was in Japan 2014. There

was this 3, one woman and 2 men, and they

would always meet up. In the evening and

just stand on the street chatting.

Oh my God, I've used 2 gigabytes of data

just streaming an hour.

So if I stream 3 hours, that's 6

Yeah, so even in Japan, um, you're not

immune from noisy people.

They're just everywhere.

How much is 6 gigabytes?

Well, I used to have a limit of 15

gigabytes a month, but now it says

unlimited, so I'm not sure if my plan

changed. Or you can pay £5

for unlimited use for 1 day.

I guess it's worth it. I definitely make

more than £5 for doing a livestream. But

then it's like I have to pay £5 to do a

livestream, or I use the apartment Wi-Fi

and then it keeps disconnecting every 10

minutes. Oh, thank God it's raining.

Maybe that will force them inside.

Seems you're spending more than you earn.

Um, this month I will be earning

way more than I spent, but last month I

definitely spent more than I earned

because of all the Airbnbs I stayed in.

The boat Airbnb wasn't cheap. That really

nice Airbnb apartment with the good view,

that was about £2,700 for the whole month.

That was such a nice place though,

had a bathtub as well.

It's tough because I don't want to go

home. I want to stay here.

Oh, they're spitting now as well.

I can see their shadows standing out on

the pavement, spitting.

Can you hear it? They're making that

sound. It's disgusting.

Why are humans so disgusting? I don't get

it. Compared to animals, even animals

aren't that disgusting.

You have a cat and a dog,

but they don't do these gross disgusting

things, do they?

Can a cat even spit? I think camels can

spit. I've never seen an animal spitting.

Can you

hear them?

Can you hear them?

Look, I'll cover the camera and I'll walk

over to the front door, but don't, don't

peep at my place. Where's the camera?

Can you hear them?

They're right on the other side of this

wall.

Listen to the spitting.

Right outside my door.

Yeah, that's what I have to put up with.

And there's no door

separating the front room from the main

room. That's also a problem.

Oh my God. The fuck did

you hear that?

Oh, thank God I've got my 3mm USB cable.

So noisy. Okay, let me get my

box, do an unboxing.

Let me make sure my address isn't on it.

Hmm, how can I film this?

Shove it up. Doobly doobly doobly doobly

doobly doobly doobly doobly.

Fuck off.

Look what I got.

I got some vlogging gear. See, people say

I don't put effort into my videos. I got

some new gear.

I don't know if this microphone would be

any good. I can't

look down there, stupid thing.

Wow,

I look a little bald because I made a

video last year called The ultimate iPad

vlogging setup, and it's kind of blowing

up. It has over 20K views, and it made a

lot of money because it has good CPM. So I

thought I'd remake it, but for a

smartphone, and then I'll put Amazon

affiliate links in the description.

So it comes with a tripod.

And it comes with a

wire, and you also get this light.

It's always good to have light. Let me put

the batteries in. Where are my batteries?

I bought batteries as well.

Oh wow, look at that! It's like a

little light.

That's so cool. I can make light out of my

Maybe I can get like a plastic colored

filter to put over it. So I can make a red

light. And then

this is the microphone.

This is the microphone I'm using now, but

it's not that great. Maybe this one's

better because it's bigger.

And there's also a tripod mount,

and it's got a cold shoe on the top so you

can put the microphone on the top like

this.

Oh, fucking hell, why have I gone on that

stupid thing?

It doesn't go on.

Do I have to force it in or what? Ouch,

it just bit me.

It doesn't go in.

Look,

stupid.

I can only get it in halfway,

and now my thumb hurts.

I don't understand. I have to try again

later. Anyway, that's my new tripod

vlogging setup. I got professional mic,

professional lighting,

and only cost £60.

Pretty good deal. And you get this cool

box.

I will make an ultimate vlogging— how to

turn your smartphone into the ultimate

vlogging device— make that video Next

time. Could make it tomorrow, actually.

Don't need the manual.

Where should I put it?

Put it in the box. I can use the light

now. 'Cause we need to prepare dinner

next.

Look at this! Whoa, it's like

a disco! It's pretty bright actually, you

could blind people.

Maybe I should carry this. If someone

tries attacking me, I'll just blind them.

Okay,

hopefully the microphone sounds good. I

have to test it tomorrow.

The other problem is I don't have a

chopping board, so it's

hard to cut vegetables and stuff because I

don't have a chopping board.

What time is it? Oh, it's quarter to 9.

I need to make dinner quick. Oh my God.

Didn't realize I was ranting for such a

Maybe this will make it look better.

Oh,

save me, dude.

So last time I was cutting broccoli, I ate

half the broccoli and I put it in with

pasta and carbonara cream sauce, and it

was really good. And I've still got a lot

of it left, so I'm gonna cut this pork

into tiny pieces and then fry it and

then add it to the old pasta.

Oh, it looks like a vagina.

Hmm, how can I do this?

Uh, the pork came apart because it's just

a strip and it was curled up.

Um, I think I'll cut it in half.

Need to be careful not to cut the table,

but I don't think this knife is that

sharp.

Yeah, it should be fine.

Okay, um,

cut this into strips, so we

have little pieces of bacon. Is that the

Oh yeah, look at that.

Why didn't they get me a cutting board?

They got me knives and kitchen stuff.

No, I can't carve it on a plate because

then the plate would be wobbling around.

It's hurting

my finger.

Stupid tripod keeps getting in the way.

Put the meat on cardboard. Uh,

so dirty.

There's no scratches.

It's fine.

Oh, this smells so good,

just like your mama.

Oh, why is this so slippery? Stupid pork.

Starting to lose my patience.

Didn't think it'd be so hard to cut this.

It's hurting my finger.

Okay, one more and then we can start

cooking.

Oh my God.

Hurts my fingers because I'm pressing the

fork handle into my flesh.

Finished. Oh, that took ages.

Yeah, it's fine.

Okay, next you want to get your shawarma

seasoning powder.

Spilling.

Give it a bit of a mix.

With your fingers.

Wow, it smells so good and I haven't even

cooked it yet.

Put it in your frying pan.

The problem is the pasta is all cold in

the wok from last night. How do I heat it

Okay, give me a second. I need to cook my

I put some water in the wok and then I

turned on the fire,

so hopefully that should reheat it

efficiently.

Oh, it's freezing. Stupid heater.

I pressed the reset button on the boiler.

Nothing's happening.

Guys, be patient. Dinner is coming,

is coming.

It's freezing in here. No heating.

They can't even get the heating working.

They spent all day long fixing something

and then it still keeps going wrong.

At least the hotel room would be warm.

Nearly finished.

If I complain to the landlord, then

they'll come here again, and I just want