my life keeps getting worse ：(

Testing.

I don't know, someone's trying to mess

with my stream today.

See if the bots come back.

Someone did this before.

It was, um,

when I made that video about Chihiro's new

boyfriend.

The video got like 30,000 views.

And then on the analytics, it was like

mostly Indian people.

So that would be my main

suspect.

He would be my main suspect.

If it becomes a daily occurrence, well,

it's costing them a lot of money.

It's not free to viewbot, you know.

What, you think these services doing it

for no money?

Question is, how much money are they

willing to spend to piss me off?

I

think it was this one.

Yeah, it says India, top geographies

India, 16%

out of 30,000 views.

How much is that?

5,000 views?

I mean, 5,000 of that 30,000 were from

India.

No bots so far.

Yeah, they're probably like doing the

transaction.

I wonder if it'll make a difference if I

go to the second channel to stream.

I guess not.

Oh my God, look at Ethereum, $2,700 now.

I wonder if it stops here.

No, the Indian viewers, I'm not talking

about the stream.

I'm talking about the video about

Chihiro's new boyfriend I made in

Thailand.

That one definitely got viewbotted.

I want to make food.

Oh wow, thanks, Kellen.

Wouldn't be surprised if Crypt is behind

all this.

She also has a plan to ignore you and bait

you.

That way you beg for her attention.

She wants control.

The botting better not happen when I start

cooking.

According to AI,

it could cost $0.10 per fake viewer per

hour.

So to bot, what was it, like 3,000?

First stream had 2,000, second stream had

like 2,000, that's like 4,000 times $0.10,

that's like $400.

That wasn't a full hour.

Yeah, do you think

Do you think the hour includes just one

stream or multiple streams?

Because I would imagine you pay for it and

you like link the stream you want botted,

but if the stream ends, it's like, okay,

it's over then, and then they would have

to pay again for a new stream to get

botted.

I reckon it would be just for one stream.

Like 1 hour per 1 stream, not like an

infinite amount of streams within an hour.

Have I been to Koh Samui?

I don't think I have.

I went to the other Koh place, Koh

something.

Colan, maybe it's

Colan.

Yeah, it's definitely like the troll

Discord

trying to be funny.

Imagine wasting hundreds of dollars to

viewbot.

Yeah, if it actually was effective, then

imagine like some of the most hated

YouTubers, some rich person with 100K to

blow could just, I don't know, viewbot

100,000 viewers

and then get some controversial YouTuber

channel taken down.

It's just I'm a bit nervous about it.

That's why I'd been doing the resetting

the stream thing.

Well, I guess I'll go cooking.

If it happens again, I'll just end the

stream and start a new one.

You guys will join back, won't you?

Let me see.

Testing.

Yeah, it seems like they're gone.

Let's make some food.

I'm not really bothered, I already made a

bunch of dinos today, so I could probably

call it a night with the stream and

Did I pay for my house?

Nope, YouTube did.

YouTube and Every.

Um, what am I gonna make?

Yeah, let's make bacon and eggs, I guess.

It's funny, it's like the first time ever

I'm hoping to have low viewers.

Usually I get all depressed if it goes

under 100.

Now I'm like, please just be 100 or

something.

I welcome the sub-90 viewership.

What we got?

Chicken and lentils again.

Okay.

Ethereum going down.

No.

Back below 2,700.

Oh my God, Nasdaq tanking.

Ding ding, get a spoon of oil.

This oil is from the battered sausage, I

think.

It's all got bits of burnt stuff at the

bottom.

My favorite eye color on ladies?

I never really look in their eyes much, to

be honest.

I've never dated a girl with blue eyes.

I don't know what that's like.

Is it amazing?

Have you ever looked into deep blue eyes

as you were nutting?

I've never done that in my whole life.

I never had sex with black women, blonde

blue-eyed women,

or Arabian— well, actually most women,

Mexican, Latinos.

I've actually not had sex with a wide

variety of different women.

Nearly all of them probably Asian, and

then a couple white girls with brown hair

and ginger hair.

I have never even touched blonde hair

before.

Is it as magical as I've read in the

scripture?

I actually wouldn't mind a blonde

girlfriend next.

This looks like cat food.

Oh my God.

Have you considered becoming a femboy?

Eat more, do squats, donkey kicks, etc.

Then your profits will go crazy.

Yeah, I thought about getting a girly

outfit and getting a wig.

Could be fun.

Done it before in Manchester.

This bacon's annoying.

It keeps tearing.

It doesn't stay as one piece.

It's like It breaks up into bits.

Look, it keeps breaking up.

Yeah, wig and like, uh, maybe fake boobs.

Oh, I get like rubber fake boobs and I can

wear a bra.

Oh, market is tanking.

Fuck yes!

Oh,

I left my bike here.

Sorry, girl.

You don't

call that tanking.

My God, noobs.

You're noob.

Just

keep it simple.

Flat chastity cage, thigh highs, booty

plug with short black jean shorts, a

thong, and a thick crop sweater.

XX, booty girl.

Flat chastity cage, was that I want

knee-high fluffy bear socks with pink cute

skirt.

I want to cosplay as little girl with

daddy problems,

and I'll be like, spank me, daddy.

Should I do the trick?

Not instead.

Egg in the pan.

Scramble, scramble, scramble.

Get off my bacon, stupid bacon.

Scrambling.

Daniel, 26, groans daily, why didn't I buy

Bitcoin or Tesla a decade ago?

Now he's stuck trading Pokémon cards,

hoping Pikachu wings to fund his

Yeah, I wish I did.

I didn't even know you could buy stocks a

decade ago.

Haha, the butter guy's seething because he

spent wasting hundreds of dollars botting

me whilst I get those fat burnouts anyway.

I'm boiling MRE in a pot.

I don't know where my parsley's gone.

I had it— parsley.

I want to put parsley in the egg.

I like my bacon crispy.

I will send more donuts if you dress like

a cute femboy on stream.

Also, how old are you really?

And also, would you ever collab with

EDP445?

Oh no, viewer numbers going up.

I don't know if that's real or not.

Could be.

Let's put some spring onion.

Spring

onion

onto the egg.

Oh, voilà!

Here we have

the MRE.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Some salt for the egg,

and that is dinner.

I still don't really know who got me the

MREs.

God, I'd love some buttered toast with the

bacon and eggs.

Be pretty nice.

Start a decent career?

Yeah, I want to be a day trader.

That's my new career goal.

I want to trade stocks and become a day

trader,

and maybe one day I'll open my own hedge

fund.

That's my dream.

I didn't get a spoon.

We built this city.

Mm-hmm,

can't beat bacon and eggs.

Ah,

the whole market is tanking.

I'm gonna be rich.

Guys, I weigh 50 kg.

Stop saying I weigh 40-something.

Maybe if one of you sends me some scales

and we can find out.

Oh, it's gerber.

Danny, my love, are you eating a bowl of

beans?

I miss you, Joe.

But

no, it's chicken and lentil soup.

Wow, 82 viewers.

Where are the bots?

Miss you too, Danny.

Hope you're having a good day.

Oh well,

my day is great thanks to you.

Look, um, where's my tape measure?

Let me find my tape measure.

The tape measure used to be here.

Oh, there it is.

If I prove to you, will you then shut the

fuck up about my height?

So it's like there.

Yeah, no.

174.

You happy now?

Look.

Yeah, 174.

It's like 5 foot 8.889 inches,

so basically 5 foot 9.

Mila was about 172, 173,

but when she wore her platform boots, she

was probably 176.

So obviously I'm shorter than she is when

she wears those 5-inch platforms.

174 is not 5 foot 7.

Do you want me to ban you, Chris?

Because you're starting to fucking annoy

me.

5 foot 7 is 170 centimeters.

You're trying to make me look bad in front

of the bitches,

trying to make me sound short and skinny

because

you're jealous that I get the bitches and

you don't.

Loser move there.

I'm 5 foot 9.

I've

been practicing my kung fu, do you see?

See, pretty good.

You go like this.

I don't know why I don't really feel like

rolling around today.

It's like I don't really feel

food fatigued.

Yeah, so I just proved it.

I'm 174.

Don't ever say that I lied about my

height.

It will be the end of you.

For dessert, we have some maple syrup with

a cupcake.

Copycats.

The fate of the beanbag.

Well, I haven't been able to try it out

yet because my anus— fuck!

Ah, fucking hell.

Fucking phones.

My anus is still ripped to shreds.

No more oranges.

I need vitamin C.

Maybe I'll have a KitKat.

I've still got 3 MREs left.

I've got butter beans and kidney beans,

the bulgur wheat in tomato sauce— that

sounds gross— and another, oh, can of

pasta chicken with pasta.

And I've still got these, but I don't have

any sauce,

and sauce is a bit expensive.

It's like £5 or like pounds for a jar of

sauce and then you use half of it in one

go.

So I'm not sure what I'll do about the

sauce.

I was thinking maybe get mincemeat and

some chopped tomatoes and I can make my

own sauce.

Or carbonara— butter, cheese—

could work.

Worst part of the stream?

You are the worst part of the stream,

idiot.

Look, I found the trick to getting the

cupcakes not to stick to the cup.

You let it cool down and then look what

happens.

It's like Magic:

The Gathering.

Look at that, perfect,

amazing!

Why didn't it do this yesterday?

Look, perfectly came off the cup.

Beautiful.

Look at the pattern as well on the back.

It looks like my rib cage.

Yeah, Sunny used to love Magic: The

Gathering.

She'd be like, please, can I play Magic?

I said, only if you suck me first.

Who knows how much money she spent on

those packs.

Give me

the fucking plate.

So you get— this is how you eat the

cupcake.

You get a ring of syrup like that, and

then you're gonna go

scoop up some of that syrup.

Oh yeah.

Wet and

moist.

Homemade cupcake

recipe available on my Patreon.

ADK didn't knock up my ex, he knocked up

one of my leftover

rejects that I didn't even want to go on a

second date with.

I met Essex Girl once and then I instantly

flew back to Japan because I was like,

nah, imagine losing to a Japanese woman

who's double your age.

I would literally have rather gone back to

Chihiro than go on a second date with S's

girl.

It's nothing to brag about.

Well, congrats on having to pay child

support for the next 18 years for someone

that I wouldn't even consider for a second

meeting.

That's such a W.

I literally met Pia multiple times, but I

wouldn't even meet Essex Girl for a second

time.

And to be honest, shame on Essex Girl.

It's women's responsibility.

It's a woman's job to,

um, make sure they have kids

with a decent man.

And if she thinks EDK is a decent man,

Jesus Christ.

Complete failure,

failure of judgment.

It's the woman's duty to pick a good man

to have kids with.

I mean, if anything, for the sake of the

child,

for it to have a good life.

She literally has a kid with some wacko

Discord troll who threatens people with

violence.

It's just sad.

2 irresponsible, immature adults making a

kid together.

What could go wrong?

It's pathetic.

I have a lot of failures in my own life,

but the one thing I can be proud of is

that I didn't introduce another human life

into this failure of a life.

I feel sorry for that kid.

And the sad thing is, I'm kind of

responsible for that kid existing.

That kid only exists because of me.

For good or for bad.

Have you met EDK in real life?

No, I hope not.

I think the one thing I regret the most

about my entire YouTube career is bringing

psychopaths together who then make

children is probably the worst thing about

my entire YouTube career.

Like, imagine you only exist because your

parents watch some weirdo on YouTube

called Hiding My Room.

I've literally fathered these children.

Hmm, Poppy ban or not ban?

Hmm, timeout for 24 hours.

Next time to ban.

Who else?

Banned for sucking up to EDK.

You should know the rules by now.

Why every stream the same content?

Uh, I do multiple contents within the same

stream.

We do a couple hours of talk time, life

updates and financial discussions, and

then we do some cooking.

We make homemade food and desserts, and

then we do some rolling around on the

floor.

And then we do the tea time and biscuit

hour with also randomly checking the stock

market.

This is the kind of content you can expect

from this stream.

You wouldn't get this from any other guy,

would you?

Name one streamer that does this much

variety in one stream.

Yeah, exactly.

I bet Poppy's crying now.

That's what you get.

I find your lack of loyalty extremely

disturbing.

Um,

well, what content do you want?

Because you said Thailand was boring.

It was easy when Bloodbucker was here

because then she just did all the talking

and I just didn't do anything and I got

200 viewers.

Jasmine tea is way better than English

tea.

I still got a whole box of English tea

that Sunny had Just sitting there.

Sunny would always have really milky,

sugary English tea where she leaves the

tea bag in it for like 10 seconds and then

takes it out.

I leave the tea bag in it to brew and

create the tea flavor.

She's like, what, you leave the tea bag in

it?

Yeah, that's how you get the tea flavor.

She's like, tea bag in, tea bag out, and

then put 5 spoons of sugar and then loads

of milk.

That's like a 5-year-old's way of making

tea.

Just have sugary milk at that point.

Can't beat some good old jasmine tea.

Am I gonna make video on new Doom game?

Yes, I hope it goes viral.

Working out content?

No, when I stop talking, people stop

watching,

and I've done working out content.

Go back to 2019, I did the skinny to

ripped video,

only got about 30K views.

So what's the next cringe thing I can do?

I think moving halfway across the country,

getting a house for a girl, and then

getting dumped is pretty funny, to be

honest.

It is.

I just, in the back of my mind, I thought

She's so going to dump me.

It's like I knew it.

I knew that this relationship is not going

to last, but I still went ahead with the

house and everything, knowing full well in

the back of my mind, higher chance I'm

going to get a house and then we break up.

I just knew it.

As soon as I said, see you at the Tesco's,

because she said, I didn't think your

house would be so close to me.

And I said, yeah, me too.

See, she said, hope this relationship

doesn't fail then.

And I said, yeah, otherwise see you at the

Tesco, lol.

Jokes become real, you know.

And then she starts saying, actually, I

kind of like that you're really close

because it's easy to get here.

I bet she doesn't like it anymore.

No woman wants to be with you.

Yeah, because they can't handle the truth.

And the truth is that most women are

annoying, nagging, irritating

idiots.

And then when you tell them this, they get

pissed.

They get upset over the stupidest things.

If you want Poppy back, better show the

money.

$50 for Poppy's release.

I love being the PDF file in Girls Young

Super.

Wow, thanks.

Okay, I will lower the ransom for Poppy

down to

$25

if you love Poppy so much.

Let's see them Super Chats.

Poppy's in the gulag.

But yeah, I'm really, really enjoying

Kingdom Come: Deliverance too.

I'd even say I highly recommend it.

I haven't even started the main quest,

I've just been doing side quests.

I unlocked the Master Strike from the

swords combat trainer,

and I also— I got my dog back.

Now I want to get the— I want to get the

Bastard Longsword, but it's 200 gold.

Or Groschen.

I also want to know if I can fuck Pavlina,

cuz she's hot.

She looks like— what's her name?

Who's that woman from Star Wars who plays

Padmé?

Natalie Portman.

She looks like Natalie Portman,

the face model.

Yeah, it's really fun.

It was really annoying in the beginning

because I kept getting killed, and I

realized, wait, I'm using a weapon that I

don't have the ability— I don't have the

agility and the strength to use it.

That's why I keep running out of stamina.

So then I downgraded to a lower level

weapon.

Now I'm actually able to fight without

running out of stamina, and I also found a

shield.

And I also killed this guy who's got plate

armor, and I stole his armor.

Now I'm fully decked out in plate armor,

so I can take a beating and not die.

The archery is rubbish though.

The archery is so bad.

It's so hard to aim, and then even if you

shoot them 4 times, they don't die.

They're such damage sponges.

Oh, fuck off, fly.

Fucking fly.

Why'd you gotta fly near me?

You could fly anywhere you want to and you

gotta come to me.

Yeah, just fly towards the massive giant a

thousand times your size that could squish

you.

Real clever.

It's like flies are trying to be as

annoying as possible.

Why is the trading app not opening?

What happens in the trading app?

Stop moving.

Okay, what happened to Ethereum?

Let's try and get back to $2,700.

Damn, look at that.

Crazy.

Parabolic.

I don't even know why Ollie's banned.

Apparently you said Luffy is a pedo and

then he got mad and banned you.

Oh, this fucking fly.

Look, it's EDK.

He's Like trying to annoy me, buzzing

around my head.

That is the worst fly I've ever seen.

It's like it doesn't know how to fly.

Okay, top 905

timeout for one day.

Excessive talking about EDK.

Oh, this fly won't get lost.

I'm gonna fucking kill it if it doesn't

piss off.

Really testing my patience.

You come back here one more time, you're

fucking dead.

86,000 seconds.

It's really weird how they show it.

Instead of just saying 24 hours, they put

86,000 seconds.

Hey Daniel, any updates?

Wow, thanks, Chang.

Yeah, Ethereum is going parabolic to the

moon, and I'm rich now.

I got 50-60% gains.

Definitely going to make it as a day

trader.

Today I had 100% win rate.

I took 2 trades, both won.

Did he do anything mean to you?

He literally threatened to beat the shit

out of me.

And then keeps threatening me.

Well, that's what happens when you, when

you hook up with an ex-hiding-my-room

girl.

Don't get mad because I talk about girls

I've encountered in life.

Now we've got to wait

2 hours.

Like 1 hour of Asia market.

Didn't that one guy Kanaito do the same?

Yeah, um,

but because, because he showed his face on

camera and he looked ridiculous It wasn't—

I mean, when you see someone's face and

they literally look like Wallace and

Gromit, you can't help but just laugh and

not take anything they say seriously

anymore.

He literally looks like Wallace.

He's got like really close eyes together.

I bet he would be so easy to sneak up on

because his eyes are so centered in the

middle of his head.

He's got no wide-angle vision at all.

That guy looked ridiculous.

He looks like human version of Shrek.

I wonder what it looks like.

I wonder what the world looks like as a

goat, because they've got horizontal slit

eyes, don't they?

Cats have those vertical slit eyes like

snakes.

That's a predator trait.

To have slit eyes is like a predator eye

trait.

And then to have horizontal eyes like a

goat, or I don't know what else has

horizontal eyes, that's like a prey trait.

So they've got wider field of vision.

This fucking flight.

The world looks— must look so weird like

that.

I wonder what having slit eyes are like,

like a cat.

Yeah, I got my job back, in case you're

out of the loop.

They didn't tell me why I was banned.

Guess there's no point asking.

Come on, do something boring.

What is that?

Looks like a dead earthworm.

Oh, I got a new OnlyFans fan!

Yeah, restarted their monthly

subscription.

Got 41 OnlyFans fans.

I'm in the top 21% of creators.

See, people say, oh, only 20% of people

make money doing OnlyFans.

I'm in the top 20%.

Imagine not trying to do something just

because there's some stupid statistic that

says only 1%.

Obviously

you're going to be part of the 99% if you

don't even try.

Your OnlyFans is pretty epic.

Oh, thanks.

Are you subscribed to it?

I've got some hot, hot stuff planned.

Just waiting for my bum to heal.

Got some new sexy underwear.

I also got my hair removal cream, so I'm

gonna be smooth and hairless.

Up my bum.

Might also do my legs, actually.

Do my whole body.

What do you mean do the bum stuff

properly?

I've been doing OnlyFans for 5 years.

You think I don't know how to fuck myself?

Oh God, you people really just think I'm

an idiot, don't you?

I've been doing it for 5 years.

I never hurt myself before apart from

being a bit sore.

The hell does douching mean?

I don't know what an enema is.

You got to use English,

not these weird French words.

Do you speak English?

Fucking enemas and douche.

You're a douche.

I'm not spraying A hose up my bum?

That's gay.

You can't wash poo out of your bum.

What are you talking about?

You would need like a jet washer, and then

if anything, it would just push the poo

further back up.

How would shooting water at something

flush it out the opposite direction?

Use your brains, please.

Obviously it's gonna get pushed back in

the other way.

What, the— you use a bidet and it shoots

straight up your asshole?

No, a bidet is just for washing like the

outside bit.

And maybe the bit of the inner bit.

Like, the outer gate, you use the bidet to

wash.

You don't like shoot the bidet right up

the hole like Luke Skywalker shooting the

proton torpedo into Death Star's exhaust

pipe.

No, I clench when I use the bidet.

So it only cleans the blast doors.

Anyway, my plans are I'm gonna ride that

sex doll I got whilst I sit on the

beanbag,

and I'm hoping it won't move because the

one Crypt got me is good.

It's got some shut suction cup, and it

also vibrates and thrusts.

But I want something that looks more

realistic.

It's over there, by the way, that purple

thing.

I think it's hotter when it actually looks

like a person.

God, I really want a sex doll like I had

in my mum's house with the big round

buttocks and the big boobs, the nice hips,

the hourglass shape.

I would end up just fucking it all day,

although I kind of wish it had a head so I

can kiss it.

Look into his dead eyes.

Yeah, what else can I do?

Eventually I want to get the sex machine.

It's like a machine with a dildo and it's

got a rod And it pumps.

Maybe later.

It'll be hot because I can just lay there

with my legs spread on my back whilst I

get rammed, and then I don't have to like

move.

The annoying thing about the suction cup

dildo is that

you put it on the floor and it just sticks

straight up instead of like at an angle.

Ideally you would have

some kind of base and then it like sticks

up at an angle, not straight up.

It's really, really difficult trying to

figure out the best way to do this,

the most comfortable way.

Oh wow, thanks.

Are you still gonna buy the TV and iPad?

No,

I've already got a nice monitor.

I'd rather get a sex doll, to be honest.

I'm all alone in this house.

Horny all the time.

More— rather get like big butt sex doll

with a big dick and tits and also a head

so I can kiss it.

So I'll probably use the one I bought

recently for a bit until I can save up and

get a better one.

I'd rather have a bigger one, a full bod—

not full body, but like at least not a

half body.

As soon as I pop in here, you're talking

about DLL DOS and your title is While My

Life Is Getting Worse.

I guess nothing is new.

No, nothing is ever new.

Why would anything be new?

The only thing new would be if I get fired

from my job, kicked out of my house,

or I win the lottery.

The problem with my one is that the back

side of it is cut off flat, so there's no

back or bum.

They've only done the top part.

They haven't done the bottom part.

So you can't like turn it over, so you're

doing it from behind.

Otherwise, just a flat bit of rubber.

The dick's pretty big.

Imagine the people sleeping watching this.

They're gonna get gay dreams.

Imagine they start getting homosexual

dreams because they're watching my stream

whilst they sleep.

You are getting fucked by a man.

His penis is inside of you.

You are enjoying it very much.

He's making you cum.

You groan loudly.

You have become gay.

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OnlyFans.com/hideinmyroom.

Yeah, trying to figure out the best way to

do this with best camera angles.

Is tricky.

How many of OnlyFans subs are female?

I'd be surprised if there's even one

female.

Oh, Crypt is on my OnlyFans.

She's a female.

I hope.

Yeah, Crypt has definitely proven that

she's not a ladyboy to the entire server.

The entire server knows that she's not a

ladyboy.

Well, market's tanking.

We got a double top M shape,

disrespected the 5-minute fair value gap.

Got a lot of space down to drop.

It's going to be glorious.

Look at that,

it's going to go and then back down.

So many gaps left unfilled.

The analysts are saying we won't see lows

again until a new all-time high has been

put in, which scares me.

Because it probably sounds— at this rate,

that's what's going to happen.

We're not far from previous all-time

highs, less than 5% away.

It wouldn't even be that hard to put in a

new all-time high

and then crash.

Yeah, markets close, but you still have

aftermarket trading.

Look.

I can buy and sell now.

There's just no volume

until Asia session.

Well, at least the bot attack stops,

didn't it?

I guess he ran out of money.

How much money did he waste?

He must be pissed because he spent like

hundreds of dollars to bot raid me, and

then I just press end stream and then

start a new stream.

Hope the money you spent was worth it.

Yeah, the annoying thing when you put the

dildo up your bum is how difficult it is

to get past the first

set of sphincters, like that first ring of

muscle.

It really doesn't want anything going up

there, and you've got to like ease it in.

But once it's through the, the sphincter

of muscle,

there's no really stopping it anymore, and

it will just slide right up there.

And that bit feels so good.

The bit when the ring of muscle gives up

and stops resisting, and then it just lets

the dildo slide right up in there— that

bit feels so good.

But then when you're done and you've got

to now pull it out,

it can be a bit uncomfortable.

Is there a Discord?

Yes,

$10 to join.

I wasted so much syrup.

I mean, yeah, syrup.

People pay $100 to join Traveling Trader's

Discord.

People don't even get laid on his Discord.

People literally get married on mine.

45 minutes.

Oh God.

What day is it tomorrow?

Wednesday.

Oh, I should be getting paid tomorrow, or

maybe the day after.

Hopefully it's tomorrow.

I should be getting about £500.

Should I YOLO it all into Ethereum or pay

off my overdraft?

Hmm.

Have I seen the Friends intro edit?

Yeah, it was quite good.

Very wholesome.

I'll be there for you.

If you're there for me too, I'll be there

for you.

If you're there for me too.

Haha.

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Paying overdraft is 40% returns

guaranteed.

It's 40% over a year, not in a month.

It's not like I've got to pay £1,000 at

the end of this month.

It's 40% over a year divided by 364 days,

so it's like £2 a day,

which is

Uh, how do you figure out the percentage

of £2 a day?

I've got to keep guessing, I guess.

I think 4%.

No,

0.5%.

No, 0.1%.

0.1%.

Yeah, it's like 0.1% a day.

I'm pretty sure Ethereum can do better

than 0.1% a day.

It's up 10%, 12% today already.

Wow, Berkshire, what happened?

Did Warren Buffett die?

It just sold off loads.

The song's really rubbish, you know.

It's a catchy theme tune, but they were

playing it on the radio, and I realized

it's a really shit song.

The tune just basically goes da da da da

da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da da da da da.

It's such a boring tune,

and the lyrics are stupid.

I'll be there for you

if you're there for me too.

So what, you're saying you're only going

to be there for me if I'm there for you?

That's kind of selfish.

You should be there for me even if I'm not

there for you.

Otherwise, you're only there for me

because I'm there for you, which means you

only care about yourself.

Selfish.

What did those friends even do other than

spend all day in the coffee shop?

Uh, Joey was a famous actor in Days of

Your Lives.

Ross was a university professor.

They all had jobs apart from Phoebe.

Phoebe was like a musician, more like a

beggar.

And there were loads of scenes in every

episode of them at work.

I don't know why people thought they

didn't work.

They were like, how are they spending— how

are they affording this expensive New York

apartment when they just sit around a

coffee shop all day?

They don't.

It's just part of each episode is they're

in the coffee shop.

Doesn't mean they're in there all day.

That coffee shop looks so cozy though.

It was funny how they always— it's like

that was their place and no one else sat

there.

Yeah, it was a good show.

I used to watch it every Friday.

The new episodes came out every Friday

when I was at school, and then on Friday

it would be— what time would it be?

I thought it was— I think it was like

7:30,

or was it 8?

I think it was after the news.

It would be 8:00 for the new Friends

episode.

God, it was so popular.

It was such a good show.

I don't know why Gen Z are like hating on

it now.

I like it when Ross— my favorite one is

when Ross goes psycho over a sandwich and

he's like You ate my sandwich.

Also, the episode when he gets a sofa and

he's trying to get the sofa into his

apartment and they're carrying it up the

staircase and he's going, Peppa, Peppa.

That was so funny.

And then Chandler's like, shut up, shut

up.

Ross is my favorite character.

He was so goofy.

He would always get himself in the

weirdest situations.

Like the episode when he goes on a date

and then he goes back to the girl's

apartment and he's wearing these leather

pants, but he gets really hot in them,

so he takes them off in her bathroom, but

then he can't get them back on.

And he puts talcum powder and baby powder

and baby lotion all over his legs

to try and get them back on.

It was so funny.

Ross was great.

I always thought Chandler was the least

funny, which is funny because he was the

one who's always desperately trying to be

funny.

Yeah, Ross was the best one.

He had some of the funniest dates.

A lot of the episodes were about the guys

going on dates.

Joey was always boring because he was, you

know, a Chad and he rizzed them up.

And then Chandler didn't go on that many.

He just— there was like Janice, and then

he quickly got with Monica, and then he

was just with Monica for the rest of the

season, for the show.

But Ross had a lot of dating and he would

get in such weird situations.

I liked it when they got Bruce Willis in

as Rach— was it Rachel's?

No, whose dad?

Emily's dad.

Yeah, Russ starts dating one of his

students at the university and her dad is

Bruce Willis, and then he's got to like

try and impress Bruce Willis.

Kind of pedo, isn't it?

University professor dating his student.

It was so good.

You just don't know if you didn't grow up

watching it.

You won't get it.

Better than Big Bang Theory.

That show's just cringe.

It was such a nice comfy show to watch.

You put it on, you know you were going to

be in for a good time where you weren't

going to feel sad, you weren't going to

feel miserable.

You can just enjoy a good 30 minutes of

laughing.

I hated the break.

There was a stupid ad break in the middle

of it that lasted for like 5 minutes.

It was so annoying.

Uh, one memory I have is when I left

Chihiro, I remember seeing that she was

logged on to my Netflix and she was

watching Friends.

And I could just imagine a lonely Chihiro

sitting there on her own watching Friends

after losing her husband, and then she

gets booted out.

I kicked her off my Netflix.

I bet you anything if I went back to

Japan, knocked on her door, and I said

sorry, she would have let me back in.

But I was like, nope, I'm done with the

marriage.

I'm going on my sexcapade, sex tour.

Yeah, they had so many celebrities.

They had Robin Williams on it too.

I forgot what role he did.

They had Ben Stiller on it.

Who else was on it?

Which girl did you think was the hottest?

I like Phoebe.

Monica was too like a mum.

She was too mummy,

and I didn't really like her facial

features.

Rachel was supposed to be like the most

beautiful one, but I didn't like her

personality.

She was really bitchy, and she wasn't even

that good-looking.

I liked Phoebe with her weird hippiness,

although her neck was a bit long.

Phoebe would definitely be the hottest in

bed.

She probably doesn't shave down there as

well.

This whole broke arc is tiring.

Well then give me some fucking money so