[2024-12-09] BEST DAY EVER! [x1B9xf8efzk]

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I have great news. I'm gonna become a

father.

Not really. I tricked you.

Got you good there, didn't I?

Did you believe me for one second?

Imagine one day I actually become a

father. It'd be so funny.

Clickbaited again.

By the master baitor.

You guys, so easy.

Ah, today's been great. Just had the

easiest Amazon shift I've ever had. It

took like an hour and I made £65.

£65 in 1 hour. Not many jobs can beat

that. It's like $80 in an hour.

It was so easy, I couldn't believe it.

Only 20 parcels all around Bearstead,

which is a really nice part of town. I

think Bearstead has to be my favorite

place. If I see Bearstead show up on my

map, I When I pick up my parcels, it's

gonna be a good day. It's just

so nice. There's no stupid bratty kids

hanging around, no like shady looking vans

and highway maintenance trucks all

damaged. It's just a nice neighborhood.

People got nice cars. Such a nice area.

Love Bearstead.

Ah, what a great day.

Why do I hate PoE 2 but make 2 guides for

it? How, how did you know I

made PoE 2 videos?

Well, first of all, telling people to not

buy a newly released popular game nearly

always gets good views, or at least enough

views to cover the cost of the game. And

then after you've done the hate videos,

then you do guide videos because they also

get good views. So why not hit the hammer

on both sides, as the saying goes?

Actually really enjoying PoE 2. I feel

really addicted and I want to play now,

but gotta be patient and stream, and then

I'll enjoy it tonight.

It's really addictive, that game. It's

like drugs.

Now I'm not gaming on stream because I

don't like talking when I game. I like to

concentrate. I'm stuck on this boss at the

moment, and my build is not very good for

fighting this boss, so I need to grind

loads of gold so I can respec my build.

So I can choose a better build that does

more damage. So it's gonna take a while.

It's so expensive to respec your talents.

It's like 1,000 gold per skill nodule,

and I've got like 20 nodules.

So I need to find a good way to grind farm

gold really quickly. It is kind of

annoying because you build your playstyle

around Say for example farming swarms of

mobs, and then you come up against this

one boss who's got loads of health, and

your AoE attacks are kind of useless

against it because it's just one single

target. So now you do rubbish damage and

he just grinds you down slowly. So now I

need to change my build to high damage

single target build because there's no

point having stuns and AoEs against the

boss. It's really annoying how you can't

have 2 builds.

Yeah, it's only early access, so there's

no swords, there's no greatswords or axes.

All you get is a mace or double-handed

mace if you're a warrior. I'm a warrior.

You can only use a mace or double-handed

mace. There's no swords in the game. It's

weird. You think adding swords would be

very easy and simple.

Do I like PoE 2 or D4 more?

I think they're exactly the same. It's

just I got bored of Diablo, so PoE is

the same but different. So it's got

different skills, different abilities,

but other than that, it feels exactly the

same. You go into a dungeon, you get

swarms of monsters attacking you, uh, you

have a like a big skill tree and you can

create your own build playstyle. I don't

really see how it's different. Then you've

got boss encounters, you get gold and

loot, upgrade your gear. It's exactly the

same, but it is really fun,

really addictive if you like leveling up.

Plus I got 7,000 views on my do not buy

video. I think it has 7,500 right now.

Cool, my insane fire AoE build got 2.5k

views, my why I hate Path of

Exile 2 got 3k, and my do not buy Path of

Exile got 7.7k. I got 300 comments of

idiots who fell for the bait. They were

like, this guy obviously has never played

Path of Exile before, what an idiot. They

actually think I care or that I'm serious.

Stupid, aren't they? So easy to bait

gamers. All you gotta do is compare the

game to another game and say why the other

game is better. It never gets

boring trolling people on YouTube. It's so

funny how they think I care when all I

care is if I get views or not.

Yeah, today work was really good. I show

up at the warehouse, I get my free

Christmas gift. I got like 4 of them now.

It's probably got the same things inside

of them. I don't know why I keep taking

them. It's just got like an ice scraper,

phone case, like a waterproof phone case

thing. Bit rubbish, aren't they, for

gifts? They should put, I don't know,

high-vis jacket, safety cone,

Tic Tacs would be nice. I would like some

Tic Tacs to suck on when I'm driving. Um,

but yeah, I put up at the warehouse. Get

there early. I'm in the front of the

queue. I pull up to my cage and there's

barely any parcels. I scan my thingy and

there's only 20 parcels. Sometimes this

job is so good. I complain a lot about

this job, but some days like this, it's so

good and it's so easy. I just go there. I

got 20 parcels. I check the address. I see

Bearstead and Honningbourne and I just

have this massive grin on my face.

Because I recognize half the addresses.

I've already delivered there before, and I

know they're nice places.

Really good luck, because the man was

telling me this way, this way, but I

wasn't listening, and I went straight

ahead instead of turning into the second

lane. If I had listened to him, I would

have missed that really good cage. So I

just went straight ahead instead of

turning. I don't know where he wanted me

to come into, the second line or

something. I went into the first line,

but most of the cages didn't have loads of

parcels. I think it's because Black Friday

is over now. I guess they've got less

parcels. People might have finished doing

their Christmas shopping by now.

But I said, so nice. And the last 2 days

have not been very good. I've been doing

double back-to-back shifts the last 2

days, and they kept sending me to sitting

I do not like sitting in Bourne. It's got

a lot of scary teenagers wearing hoodies

being loud. And the storm— there was

a storm, Dara.

It hit Wales and Southwest a couple days

ago, but it's here now in the Southeast,

and it was just raining non-stop last 2

days, and I had to deliver in the rain. I

got soaked. And they kept sending me on

farm routes yesterday and the day before

in the middle of the night. So it's

really fun. I mean, it's really nice.

They finally gave me a really good route

today. Did anything

bad happen? Not a single thing. It was the

best delivery day I ever had, and I got a

boosted rate. I got £65.

Can't complain, £65, and I finished in an

hour. I'm actually supposed to be doing it

now. My shift is supposed to finish at 5

PM. It's now 3:50, and I came

home 20 minutes ago, so I finished in

about an hour and 20 minutes, and I didn't

even do it very smoothly. I did it a bit

messed up. So it was in Bærsæde and

Holdingborg. Hollingbourne is nearer to my

house, but it wanted me to go to

Hollingbourne first. So I thought,

actually, I'll just do Bearstead first.

So I skipped ahead in the queue of how the

parcels are ordered. But after doing 5,

I accidentally, for some reason, didn't

notice that the next one was in

Hollingbourne. So I went to Hollingbourne,

and I had to come back to Bearstead, and I

had to go back home. So I didn't do it

very smoothly. Could have gone a bit

better.

And now it's pouring down with rain, so

good timing coming home.

I'm not going to do an evening shift.

There's no evening shifts popping up

anyway, but even if there was one, I don't

think I'm going to take it. I think I'm

just going to have a relaxing day tonight.

Last 2 days I did double shifts, I made

£130. Each day.

So I think I'm going to make £500. Whoa,

what is that massive crane lorry

thing just passed? What is that doing

here? It's got like a massive arm on top

Yeah, I'm just going to have a relaxing

day today. No evening

shift.

Yeah, so I should make 500 this week and I

made 620 last week.

Says he's not a gamer but gets addicted to

every game. Not every game. If it's a game

that's up my street, so it has to be gory,

quite dark and serious themed. I do not

like brightly colored stupid-looking games

like Overwatch. It has to be dark,

gothic.

The hell's that sound? Oh, it's the crane.

It's in front of my uncle's house now.

It's going— I thought it was my mum

screaming. It looks like it's stuck or

something. Why would a massive

crane like that be coming down here? That

corner is really tight in front of my

Oh, look at it turn. That thing's

huge. You liked Fortnite?

Yeah, because the gameplay was good, but

it was too colorful. I'd prefer something

more realistic looking. But yeah, I really

like Path of Exile 2 because it's right

down my alleyway. It's dark, it's gothic,

it's got all those addictive qualities

like loot, leveling up, stats. I really

love stats and tweaking your gear and

your build so it's optimized. I really

like optimizing my build because, you

know, I'm a stock trader. I like my

numbers and my spreadsheets. And the

effects are really nice, like you blow up

a load of enemies and all this blood comes

out. It's cool.

Plus, it's a very popular and trending

game right now, and if you make videos

about it, you're almost guaranteed to get

thousands of views.

God, it's so windy. The storm is here. I

was driving down the motorway at 70 miles

per hour and I could feel the wind blowing

my car. I had to keep my hands on the

steering wheel to keep it going straight.

It's just blowing me about.

So many storms recently. This is like the

3rd storm we've had and it's only

3-something. It's already dark. I can't

The wheelchair operator in Siege, is that

the one that uses those robot mech things.

I don't like the way Ubisoft is going.

They're too woke. First they got that

black bald woman, Clash. I thought it was

a man, but then she's got a woman's voice.

I got really confused. And then they made

the Australian woman really chunky.

Well, at least it's not snowing. So I can

still deliver. So I've been able to make

some good money this month. It's basically

Elden Ring. Path of Exile 2 is basically

Elden Ring but top-down view and way more

action. You got rolling, you got your

shield block. Don't think you've got a

parry, but it's more like Elden Ring than

Diablo 4 is.

Why didn't I get a Tesla? Because the

insurance. I kept checking insurance

websites, and even by fiddling things like

saying I'm a stockbroker, it kept coming

out saying insurance would be £3,000 a

year. There's no way I could afford that.

My expenses for my car right now are

already insane, like £500 a month.

Imagine the insurance for delivering

Amazon parcels in a Tesla. It would be

like £2.50 an hour.

Plus the car's massive. Teslas are huge.

They're really long and they're really

wide, and it would be a nightmare trying

to deliver in these tight country lanes.

I've had to do some U-turns on these very

narrow roads by backing up into someone's

driveway In a Tesla, it would have been

very awkward doing that.

So yeah, I'm glad. I don't know, I did

really feel excited about getting a Tesla,

but it's just too expensive and it's too

big. And the Peugeot, my car, is just

so easy to drive and so much cheaper.

Thoughts on the CEO murder? I didn't

really look into it. He murdered some

healthcare CEO or something, I don't know.

A bit boring.

Wow, it's really raining now.

I think Sunny's coming week after

Christmas. The bus ticket's really cheap.

It's like £10 if you book it now.

I got her present.

She thought it was a Steam Deck.

I said no, sorry, it's not a Steam Deck.

I'm not that rich.

I need to get a present for Dave Gibson.

I've got one for my mom. I haven't wrapped

it yet. It's here.

This one's for my mum.

Look, it came from the warehouse that I

deliver from.

It has alcohol in it. So I needed

to be here to give my, my age and ID for

the driver, but I had Amazon deliveries

for myself to be doing, so I couldn't be

at home. So I went to work and I wanted to

get my parcel, so I wrote a note on the

door saying my birth year is 1989, please

leave by the door, and I sellotaped my

passport to the inside of the door glass

window. And he left it instead of

taking it back to the warehouse. See,

sometimes you gotta help people out.

Don't order something on Amazon that needs

a passcode and not be at home when the

delivery is due. That's so annoying. I had

this one parcel I had to deliver. It was

like a big air compressor, and I needed a

passcode, and she wasn't at home, but her

sister was at home, but the sister didn't

know the code. And the sister couldn't

reach her because she was working, didn't

answer the phone. So I had to take it all

the way back to the warehouse. It's really

annoying. Just like put

it on a note on the door saying, dear

Amazon driver, here is the passcode, and

then I'll just leave it there.

Oh, sorry, I didn't want to have to wait

another day to get my parcel, so I just

put, put my age on the door.

So I'll take my passport.

What did I buy Sunny? It's secret.

Should I get her to open it on stream when

she comes over?

I hope she's not gonna be like, I've

already got one of these. Cuz I don't

know, I don't know if people

already have what I bought them, cuz I

bought my sister something. I don't know

if she's already got one, so if she's

already got one, guess she can have 2, or

give it, give it to me, I guess. I'll have

it, or I'll refund it.

Ice quit his island stream. I haven't been

watching I don't really watch him anymore.

He got a bit boring now.

I don't feel like his heart is in it

anymore since he got his Kick deal. I feel

like he's just doing it because he's

contractually obliged to do it.

I don't like all these people that keep

Hanging around him like Deepak. Sick and

tired of seeing that stupid Deepak. Can he

just go back to India? Go back to call

center scamming or whatever. Do not want

to see Deepak. He's so boring. I don't

know why everyone wanted to make him a

streamer. He's not funny. He's annoying.

We might go to London to get yakiniku

after Christmas.

£60 for 1 hour of work delivering parcels.

Yeah, sometimes it's really good,

sometimes it's horrible. Your car gets all

muddy and you get drenched and you get

dogs barking at you and you have to go up

and down farm roads in the dark. Those

days I really hate my life, but then these

days I really love working for Amazon.

Why would you get yakiniku in London? Um,

To, um, because we did it in Japan,

it was fun, and maybe it'll be nostalgic

to do something similar.

And they don't do yakiniku anywhere apart

from in London. There's no yakiniku

anywhere in Kent. It's just

so weird. I just don't understand it.

Yakiniku is so good.

Why don't English people like it? Why is

there Indian food and Chinese food and

Turkish food everywhere, but you can't get

any yakiniku unless you go into London?

It's insane. Yakiniku is the best food

in Japan. But everyone thinks,

oh, sushi this, ramen that. Screw sushi.

Yakiniku is the best kind of eating

experience when you go to Japan. All the

meat and the beeru, the kimchi,

the little vegetable side dishes.

It's just crazy it didn't catch on here.

English people would be like, Oh, why do I

have to cook it myself? My dad was like

that because we went to a restaurant with

my family and my dad, and it was like a

stone— heated stone.

You— they bring the food out, they give

you like a hot stone, and then they bring

the raw food out, and then you cook the

food on the hot stone. My dad was like,

if we're gonna cook it ourselves, why

didn't we just stay at home?

They don't get it. They think if you go to

a restaurant, it— you pay, you're paying

for it to be cooked for you. Well, yeah,

but you're also paying for the food and

ingredients and the atmosphere and the

seasoning.

Well, if it's so popular in Japan, it's

obviously financially viable, so there has

to be a way to do it.

Have I been to Gyukaku? Isn't that the

chain, the yakiniku chain? I went there

loads of times. I went there with Sunny

and Blood Bucket, the 3 of us.

It was funny because at the Gyukaku

me, Sunny, and Blood Bucket went to, the

staff were not Japanese. They were like

Southeast Asians. But Sunny was like

trying to talk to them in Japanese when

their Japanese sucked, and I was just

talking to them in English because I

thought, they're not Japanese, why do I

have to talk to them in Japanese?

I don't like talking to people in Japanese

when they're not Japanese.

The wind and the rain's so noisy.

I don't— I think I've realized I don't

like wagyu.

It's too fatty. It makes you feel a bit

sick after you've had about 6 pieces.

It's not that good. It's really expensive.

It's really fatty and makes you feel a bit

sick, and it's expensive. I'd rather

just get like halal beef or the other one,

beef skirt. What happened to Johnny

Somali? Is he still in prison or

something? That guy's so stupid. He gets

in trouble in Japan, escapes that

situation, and then he just gets himself

into the same situation again in a

different country. Why is he so dumb?

It's like he wants to get in trouble so

he'll go viral or something. It's not

worth it.

What happened?

What happened to what? Check the

stock market.

Oh, um, SPY is

down half percent,

Bitcoin down.

Oh, but gold is up. Gold is up nearly 4%.

Market's going down, but gold's going up.

The CEO of my gold mining stock got

detained in Mali, so it's not very good,

is it? But the stock's going up for some

reason. It's like the stock doesn't care

if the CEO is detained.

God, I want to play Path of Exile 2.

It's only 4, got 3 hours until

dinner and then I'll play it.

I've got to beat that boss, I forgot his

name. Jamari.

Jamalan. I forgot it

keeps shooting these lightning spears at

me, so I need to get more lightning

resistance.

Yeah, it works on my ultrawide monitor.

The only problem is when I screen record

it, it looks kind of weird. It looks

really zoomed out. I was gonna say

something, I forgot now.

No, it's gone. How did I do on the double

blocks? Yeah, I was surprised because I

always said to myself I would never do a

double, double warehouse block 7 hours in

the dark, and I did a few now and they're

not too bad. I'm quite used to it now,

and I can stream. So it's kind

of funny considering when I first started,

I felt so tired from just doing one block

and I couldn't even stream. It took me

weeks until I started streaming again,

and now I'm doing double blocks and

streaming and making Path of Exile videos.

I'm like a productive powerhouse,

productivity powerhouse.

It's nice to be busy. I wake up in the

morning and I play Path of Exile 2 and I

make some videos, and then I have lunch,

and then I head out for my first block.

And then I usually come home because I

finish the first block before— way before

the second block starts. So I come home,

have a little break, have a KitKat and a

tea, then head out to the second block

around 5 PM, finish that in about 2 hours

and a half, come back about 8 PM, have

dinner, And then sometimes do a stream

It feels like there's always something to

do.

Once I did a Morrison's block and a double

Amazon block, so that's like triple block.

Made £150. In one day.

It's not too bad, it's just, it's just

a little bit miserable having to head back

out when it's pitch black and raining and

it's about 5:00 PM, and really you want to

just be relaxing at home having

dinner or something. It does feel a bit

miserable, but you get in the car, you

start going, and then you just get focused

on getting the job done I've

got a lot of expenses coming up this

month, so I have to do it.

£400 Christmas presents,

I've got about £600 car expenses and other

things, plus my overdraft,

plus maybe some trips coming up next year,

like, uh, a ski trip, London trip.

I need money.

Do I enjoy the work life?

It's better than just being bored.

I felt so bored just sitting around

stressing about YouTube views because

you can't really make videos all day.

You can make one or two.

Do I use my fog lights? What is a fog

light? Is it the high beam, the main beam

lights?

Did my shifts in the wind go okay? Yeah,

it wasn't too bad. The storm doesn't seem

that bad, like what they're saying on TV.

I did evening shifts yesterday and day

before in the middle of the darkness in

the countryside.

Got soaked.

I'm feeling like I want to return the

camera because I'm not using it anymore,

this one. I'm not making those delivery

videos anymore,

but it would be Maybe it'll be useful

for the ski trip,

but it's not gonna get any views. It'll

get like 3,000 views. I don't know if I

want to be spending so much on a camera.

It is a nice camera.

Maybe I'll just save it in case later I'll

have a use for it.

Are you going to bother filming the ski

vlog? I don't know. I just

feel like it's going to get not even 5K

views and make $20.

I really wish people would watch my travel

stuff.

Well, a hotel stream, just me and Sunny

talking, would get way more views.

It's only worth doing if you think it's

going to go viral, but it's not going to

go viral, is it? Someone going skiing is

not going to go viral. To go viral, you

need to be creative and think of like a

fresh, weird topic that stands out.

No one cares about some random people

going skiing,

and you can easily vlog it on your phone.

If something interesting does happen, you

just whip out your phone. I don't know, I

feel like I might send this back.

I'm still not sure about it.

My mum took the box because she took my

old GoPro and she put it in the new box,

and I think she's going to give it To Dave

Gibson. Now I need to get the box back.

I would have a better chance of making

money if I just did talking head videos

about my ex-wife or something,

or think— find some kind of topic Japan

related. Like, why Japanese with

Minchi so much?

I do

like the camera though. It's a cool

camera. I like how small it is. You can

get some nice little shots by placing it

in weird places.

It is a shame my only way of getting views

is basically just clickbaiting and being a

troll. Wish I can just show my life and

get views.

Probably get

3K views.

I made nearly $700 on the, on the main

channel so far,

so numbers are getting back up there.

And then about $170 on the second channel,

so I might get $800 with December. It's

Don't forget to pay the tax, man.

I don't think I have to pay much.

Because I could probably claim quite a lot

for expenses,

like car insurance.

What else?

Obviously the Amazon insurance would be a

tax write-off because it's used for work.

So I could probably claim a couple

thousand as business expense.

I don't know what

to talk about now.

I feel tired.

Hey, do you remember— do you remember when

me and Sunny did that stream together?

When was it? A couple months ago. And I

looked kind of bored and I wasn't talking

much. Do you know why?

It's because it was, it was then when

I just started doing Amazon. And to be

honest, all I cared about was doing

Amazon. I was really excited to be doing

Amazon work. I didn't really feel like

streaming, but I thought I might as well

since Sunny's here. But I felt so bored

streaming because all I wanted to do was

focus on the Amazon thing.

But now I'm kind of bored of the Amazon

thing.

I'm not really nervous about it. I've got

4 months of experience.

The storm is really making me feel sleepy.

There's something really weird about

having a storm outside when you're inside.

It makes you feel like you want to go to

Yeah, 4 months was pretty quick. I'm

surprised I've been doing it this long. I

kept thinking I was gonna get banned. My

standing's been pretty good so far. I

haven't had any problems. Look, it's

basically max apart from that tiny little

one. I can't believe they,

they penalized me for the post office

delivery even though the post office was

closed. Incomplete deliveries.

Well, at least they didn't reduce my

standing by a lot. That's why I don't

really care that much, but still, it's

pretty unfair. Post office was closed,

how could I deliver it?

Maybe I'll wrap my mum's present.

I gotta find one for Dave Gibson. I don't

know what to get.

Kitchen knife set.

Binoculars. Antibacterial wet wipes.

Toothbrush? No, that would be like saying,

I think your teeth are bad, here's a

toothbrush. He doesn't drink.

He's not super tech savvy.

I don't know.

Maybe just some snacks. It would be nice

if there was like a Japanese snack box.

That looks nice, but I

couldn't find anything. All they had was

like Pocky KitKat matcha flavor.

Bit boring. Did you

like my last video about the police

station thing? Only got 4K views.

It got rubbish CPM as well, so I didn't

make much. Do you think Chihiro saw it and

got mad? Stupid Japanese

police, think they can tell me what to do.

If I want to make a video about it, I'll

make one, thank you very much.

Got 227 comments,

so that's what people like to comment on.

Maybe if I have some KitKat, I'll wake up

Oh my God, KitKat, I'm falling asleep.

How long did I have to wait before I could

start delivering? I think it took about a

month or two. I signed up

and then I just forgot about it because it

kept saying, we're not looking for drivers

now.

I think I signed up to it before I got the

It took ages to do the background check.

I had to wait for weeks before

the background check was finished.

Did you hear that? That's so

loud. Ran out of pot noodle.

I want a pot noodle.

We're gonna get a KitKat.

Oh my God, I felt so full of energy when I

started the stream. Now I'm like Dead.

Uh.

I went downstairs and I got massive déjà

vu when I went to Bloodbucket's house,

because Pushkin's curled up in a ball on

the sofa. My mum's sitting at the table

playing a Facebook game or whatever, and

she's got like relaxing piano music

playing. It was just like Blood Bucket's

house. I felt like I was falling asleep

all the time at Blood Bucket's house with

that music always playing.

Felt hypnotic. Oh yeah,

KitKat is so good. I think KitKat's my

Because when it's just pure chocolate,

it's too much chocolate. The biscuit

bit is a nice contrast.

What is the latest on Sunny?

Um, nothing really. I think

she's coming after Christmas.

Do you think it'd be weird if my mate— my

mame— if my mum came with us on the ski

Because we could split the bill and make

Don't I have the Samsung phone anymore?

Yeah, but streaming on it now.

Well, Sunny asked if my mom and sister

would want to come. It was Sunny's idea,

but maybe it'd be weird.

I mean, it would be a bit weird if we got

an apartment and the bedrooms were in the

same apartment and we had to share it with

my mum. I don't think I'd like that.

I feel like we should just go the two of

Have I had any contact from Faster?

No, the last one was in October where

we just said our final words.

Let things end on a peaceful note.

Wasn't meant to be.

How did it go when you went to Malaysia

with Chi Chi? It was fine. We had our own

I still remember that time when, you know,

they take your photo at the Kuala Lumpur

Tower, the KL Tower.

They take your photo with a nice camera

and then they display it on a screen so

you can look at it and you're supposed to

pay for it so they print it out. And then

Chihiro just took a photo of the screen

and they told her off. That still cracks

me up. She wanted

the photo, but she didn't want to pay for

And then the staff were telling her off in

English, but I don't know if she was just

ignoring them or she didn't understand

It is kind of stupid though to pay like

$10, $20 for a stupid photo.

You could take your own photo, thank you

very much. I hate— they do that in Japan

as well. If you go on a Ferris wheel or

some kind of attraction, before you get

on, they take a photo of you even if you

don't want a photo. They keep telling you

to go stand there and pose.

Yeah, we have the photo. I think my

mum bought it or something. It was me, my

dad, my mum, Chihiro, my sister, and her

ex, the Turkish guy.

I put it in a video and I was crossing

their faces out.

Have I talked to Sabrina's husband? No,

we don't DM each other.

I haven't talked to him since last year,

since they came to Thailand. I didn't talk

to him at the wedding.

He's coming for Christmas, so Maybe I'll

talk to him this time. The problem is when

there's too many people, it's hard to talk

to people unless they come over to me. If

there's like 10 people, I'll just sit in

the corner on my phone. If people want to

come over and say hi, I'll talk, but I'm

not going to make an effort to talk to

them because there's too much competition.

But if there's only 5 of us, then the

chances of talking increase.

I can't be bothered if there's so many

people. It's like you gotta compete and

fight to have your voice heard.

I'm not that desperate to talk. I got

YouTube for that.

I'm really glad I'm not going out tonight

for another block. It's horrible.

Thank God Amazon is not showing me any

blocks because I might have been tempted.

It's funny, even Pushkin is curled up in a

ball, making him sleepy too, this storm.

A slave to Amazon.

Yeah, well, a slave to YouTube, wasn't I?

I had a flashlight before. It's not that

good. It was okay. I had the Tenga.

The best toy is probably that torso. That

torso was so damn good.

My sister and my mum chucked it out when I

was in Thailand. It must have been so

smelly.

Yeah, I think it was better than the full

doll. The full doll was just really hard

to use because it was so heavy.

I thought having legs and arms and a head

would improve the experience a lot, but it

turns out it's still pretty good even if

it doesn't have a head. Arms or legs. All

you need are the main bits like the bum

and the boobs. Everything else doesn't

The doll was a bit disappointing.

I quite like the doll with the dick on it

too. It's a shame I broke it so quickly.

I only got to use it a couple times before

it became unusable.

I'm talking about the female torso being

the best one.

I don't think I'd get another one. The

problem is it's too good, and then you get

kind of addicted to it.

Oh, I tried the Tenga egg. That was not

very good. It was like an egg shape but

soft rubber, and then you put it over

yourself like a sock. But there's not

really much friction. It doesn't

grip much.

Yeah, I don't know why they put a metal

rod inside of the wheelie. They should

have just made it out of harder rubber.

Obviously the soft rubber is going to tear

through the metal rod.

Rah rah rah. Maybe I'll wrap my mom's

present.

How come face doesn't apply in your

family?

It does, I just don't care.

Obviously my mum was embarrassed about it.

I don't know about my sister because my

sister's got friends that do OnlyFans, so

she can't be all embarrassed about me

doing it if she's got friends who do it as

well.

A lot of people were doing it back in

2020, COVID lockdown. People couldn't go

to work and it was a good way to make some

extra money in your house.

Just take some nudes.

People were desperate for money. They

still are. Cost of living is going up.

If it helps pay the bills and all you have

to do is get naked a bit, why not?

Money's money, isn't it?

What makes today the best day? Well, I

made £65 in 1 hour doing the easiest

Amazon Flex shift in the best place ever.

Bearstead. Bearstead is great.

It's just full of old, nice old people,

like middle-aged to old, well-off,

polite, nice people. I don't

really see stupid teenagers hanging

Maidstone is— Central Maidstone is like—

horrible weather, Daniel.

Yeah, Central Maidstone is like young

adults who are stupid and broke and smell

like weed. And they're really dumb and

drive like idiots. And then you got this,

the outer bits of Maidstone like

Bearstead, West Malling,

Barming, and then you got south parts of

Maidstone like Headcorn, Nettlestead.

They're all really nice, mostly

middle-aged to older people.

And then you got Sittingbourne, it's just

like chavvy teenage kids roaming the

streets being idiots. And crappy council

areas, and then you got all the farm bits

in between. Why is it always the

city central bits are the horrible bits

full of horrible people? It's like town

centers attract the worst parts of

society.

So I guess now I know all the rubbish

places in Kent. Canterbury's quite nice.

Basically just don't ever live in a town

centre. To avoid all those horrible

Am I

concerned about the mileage racking up?

Um, not really.

That's what a car's for, isn't it? To be

driven. I'm not gonna do this all year.

Probably going to slow down after a couple

months. I'm just going hard on December

because December is, number one, it's

going to be expensive, and number two, I

really feel like I can make this final

lunge and pay off the credit card fully.

Now I don't have mileage limits We,

we agreed upon how many miles I think I'll

do, but he said it's flexible. If you do

over the amount you think you said you

would have done, then it just means— I

don't really know what it means. Surely if

I do more miles than we've agreed, it

would make the value of the car go down at

the end of the contract. So if I want to

sell the car back to them or trade it back

into them, I would have to pay them more

money, wouldn't I? Can you explain what

terrors you inflicted on the doll that

made it broken after 2 sessions? Oh wow.

Did you ask for your money back? And did

your mum and sis notice the damage,

staining?

What terrors?

Oh, the, the one with the dick? I just

rode it. Maybe I rode it too hard.

I can't believe I got the whole thing up

there though. It was like 12 inches.

Yeah, I just rode it really hard, and then

when I pulled it out, I saw it was

starting to tear, so I tried fixing it.

How did I— oh, I bought a metal saw, like

a serrated blade, and my first idea was

I'm just gonna saw off the tip of the

metal rod. And then put the knob head back

on. The problem is without the top tip of

the metal rod, the, the top bit just

became really floppy and wouldn't hold in

place, and then I couldn't get in the hole

anymore. So then what

did I do then? I think

I tried stuffing it with paper so it would

solidify a bit, but the problem is I now

had a massive slit going down the shaft

and I had to stitch it back up. So first I

tried banding it together with elastic

bands, but it ended up looking like a

roast pork. You know when you put the

strings on a roast pork? So I tried using

super glue, but then the super glue dried

into jagged rough edges like sandpaper.

So I had to try and cut that down and

smooth it out, but it was unusable.

I couldn't use it anymore. Just terrible

idea after terrible idea.

No, I didn't ask my money back. I got good

value for money out of it. Used it for

like 3, actually 5 years. I got it in 2019

after my dad died and it was chucked out

last year. So like 4 years and I was using

it quite a lot in 2022. So I used it for

like 3 or 4 years and made a bunch of

OnlyFans content with it. It definitely

paid for itself. Anyway, like I was

saying, so if I do more miles than

what was agreed on, he said it

just means you, you would have to

pay more equity into the car when you

bring it back to us. But then what if I

don't want to give it back? Doesn't it

make it cheaper because now I've devalued

the car? If the car's worth less because

I've done more miles than I said I would,

doesn't it mean the car would be cheaper

to outright buy at the end of the

contract? Why would it be more?

I don't really understand. Nah, I can't be

bothered to ask them. It's not like I'm

gonna stop doing Amazon anyway. The

money's too good. He said also if you do

less miles than you've said, we would give

you more equity in the car.

So it would, um, it will

mean you get more money back when you want

to trade the car in for a new car or sell

it back to us.

Bit confusing. I do

think I want to own the car.

It is a good car. I've done 8,000 miles

on it. I haven't had a single problem.

Really easy to drive, easy to park and

maneuver. I can't think of a single thing

I don't like about it apart from—

well, that's just with every car, like

misting.

Well, it is the only car I've ever had,

so I can't really compare it to much apart

from— well, I have driven my mum's car and

my driving instructor's car. He had a Ford

Focus diesel.

It feels basically the same to drive.

I drove my mum's car as well, her new one.

It's the same as mine, but you've got to

change gears and do clutch control,

which is just really annoying. Having to

use 2 feet to drive is so frustrating.

One-foot driving is the way.

You pay a penalty of 2 pence per mile. So

if I do 20,000 instead of 10,000, that's

10,000 miles over.

It's like £200. That's nothing.

It's well worth doing Amazon Flex and then

just pay £200 penalty. I need to pee

Install Turo. I saw that other guy do

Turo. You rent your

car out. I don't understand it though,

cuz what

happens if they wreck the car? Or what if

they just dump it somewhere. You have to

drive it to the pickup place, but then how

am I going to get home? My mum would have

to come with me and then drive me home,

and then we'd have to go and pick up the

car. It just seems like a hassle. I think

we do have it in the UK. I saw the app on

the App Store, but people were saying that

it's not very good and your car gets

damaged.

Sounds a bit scary, but that other guy on

YouTube, he bought a Tesla and he, he

rents it out on Turo. So the Tesla is like

an income-generating profit machine,

which sounds pretty cool.

I wouldn't mind trying to drive an SUV.

Seems like it'd be nice to be higher up,

have more space.

Thoughts on the US election? Really

annoying because it made my gold stocks go

down. Bitcoin can't

get above $100K and stay there, can it?

If you keep the car at the end, the

mileage doesn't matter. Only matters if

you give it back to them. Yeah, I might.

The only reason I give it back to them is

if I want to get a new car.

So in that case, it would be better if I

keep the car in the best condition. I

mean, it would be nice because in 4 years'

time there's definitely going to be better

battery technology, and then the latest

Peugeot e-208 would be able to do way more

mileage, like 300 miles per battery charge

instead of just 200. My car does run out

of battery pretty quickly now with the

heater going the whole time. I do one

shift and I've used 50%, and I've got to

plug it in for a few hours to get another

15% topped up,

and there's only about 20% left when I

come home. So it would be nice

to have at least another 100 miles range.

Chinese cars get 600 miles. Yeah, cuz

they're using some kind of weird new

battery technology.

Who knows if it's going to just explode

Solid-state batteries.

Is it safe though?

The new Peugeot e-208 2024 version can

do about 250 miles. Mine does about

200. Probably more like 190,

but with the heater and everything and

doing a lot of motorways, then probably

170-ish.

It's only been 4

months since I got the car.

Still got a long way to go. 4 years.

They put a boat out with a candle. Oh

yeah, it's that Thai festival. What was it

Loy Krathong or something. They fill

all the rivers and the waterways with

these boats made out

of some kind of decomposable material

and they put a candle in it.

Why are you all asking so much about

Fasta? When I was with her, you guys

didn't care at all about her. You were

like, oh, she's boring. Oh, Daniel's

boring now because of Fasta. Now are you

talking about her all the time?

Thailand's over.

Imagine if I went back to Thailand.

I think I would have been so bored.

Sitting in that condo every day pumping

out YouTube videos, getting 4K views.

At least now I'm doing something new,

learning a new skill. Got a car,

making good money. I make way above

minimum wage. I make like £19 an hour.

You know, people making fun of me saying

I'm doing a low-skill minimum wage job.

It pays way better than minimum wage. I

got paid £65 in 1 hour to

do a 3.5-hour job, so technically I got

paid like £50 an hour.

If I did it in the time that it said I was

supposed to do it in, it would have been

£19 an hour. And then you minus insurance

and charging, it's still like £16 an hour.

I get paid way more than people working at

McDonald's or something.

You can't explain who was easier to live

Um, that's tricky.

I feel like Chihiro was easier to live

cuz at least Chihiro didn't demand money

out of me. Like, fix my car,

my car broke again. I need £200.

And Chihiro was way cleaner and tidier.

Faster would just turn the condo into a

dump and I would have to clean up all the

time. I became kind of naggy

and OCD, and I didn't like that

about myself.

I don't know why she just never cleaned.

Imagine if I didn't clean either. Jesus.

And then whenever there were cockroaches

and I wanted to spray it with the poison

gas, she would get mad.

One time she got mad and she kicked the

poison gas can. Because she— I poisoned

a cockroach and then it fell onto the

floor, but I didn't pick it up straight

away because I was playing Rainbow Six,

and then she stepped on it, and then she