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how to make delicious hand made Beef Burger

2021-09-02 · 9 min

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    How does it feel knowing that Jesh moved

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    on from you and got a new man now and

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    think you are garbage? LOL.

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    LOL. I'm gonna

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    chop them into very fine pieces.

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    I don't know how people cannot like

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    celery. So nice and fresh and crispy.

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    Um.

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    This is so dry. How am I gonna make it

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    stick? I need an egg,

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    really. Maybe I can spit on it.

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    I need some wetness. Can I spit on it?

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    I think that's a bit too much.

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    Oh, I put too much water. Oh, oh,

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    it's all leaking.

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    It's not going to plan.

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    Give it some time. It takes a bit of work

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    until it looks good.

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    Looks pretty good.

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    Oh, you can squeeze the water out, look,

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    like elephant dung. Like that

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    Bear Grylls episode when he squeezes

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    elephant poo.

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    Mmm, delicious.

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    Maybe I'll make meatballs instead of

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    a burger.

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    My new flashlight,

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    look, just like the real thing.

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    It smells Just like the real thing too.

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    Call it meatloaf.

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    What's a meatloaf? They put breadcrumbs in

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    it, don't they?

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    Bug.

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    Burger. Beautiful.

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    This is one big burger.

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    Big boy burger.

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    Okay, that should do.

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    So I was researching about Afghanistan.

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    Apparently Britain invaded Afghanistan

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    twice already in the 1800s.

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    At this point, I think Britain's probably

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    invaded every single country in existence.

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    So in the 1800s, there was a thing called

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    the Great Game when the British Empire was

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    scared that the Russian Empire was going

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    to invade and take India.

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    They were scared Russia was going to take

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    Afghanistan and use it as a base to invade

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    India from. So the British

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    invaded Afghanistan first and installed

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    their own little puppet government, but

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    then the puppet government got defeated

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    by, like, the actual Afghanistan people.

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    So Britain had to send an army of

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    retribution to take revenge,

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    and then there was a second Afghanistan

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    war with the British. About the same

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    thing.

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    So you can see the history goes way back

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    for all this hatred against the West.

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    Dates back hundreds of years. It's not

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    like a recent thing. People just think,

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    oh, why are we there in the first place?

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    It's nothing to do with us because we've

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    been meddling in the Middle East since

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    like the 1800s. People don't even know

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    their own history.

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    England has like meddled with every single

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    region in the entire world by now.

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    The same with America.

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    Okay, it's pretty good. We had a history

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    lesson and the bird They're

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    sleepy today.

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    Now my hands are orange.

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    Put the burger in.

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    Ooh, look at that, a celery burger.

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    They just become unstoppable.

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    Burger.

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    The finishing touches.

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    Look at that, I made a burger.

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    Mm, it's just a bit bland, needs a bit of

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    salt. Try it with mayonnaise.

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    It's okay,

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    it's not

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    bad.

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    Doesn't look like a burger. It is, look.

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    Maybe I'll get some brown sauce.

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