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My boring life has become so boring with

more boringness. Update. Number 672

of nothingness.

Do I see any other people? Nope. I haven't

seen anyone since probably 2 months ago.

I haven't talked to any people or seen any

people up close apart from the Amazon

delivery guy, I guess. If you want to

count that, for 2 months.

I've had no skin-to-skin contact, no

kissing, no exchange of bodily fluids.

2 months now. It's tough.

For some reason, when I say things,

People don't understand what I'm saying

and I have to say it again. It's really

annoying.

It's like, is everyone deaf or something?

I hate when that happens. I just repeat

myself again in this exact same way,

exact same volume, and I'm like, how come

you didn't understand what I said the

first time but you understood it the

second time? What? Is wrong with you.

So then I feel like, why bother? Why

bother try and say anything at all apart

from hello? Thanks.

Free OnlyFans? Uh, no.

No. If you want freebies, then you got to

give me something in return. That's the

Now, I'm not saying about you guys. I'm

saying, like, in real life, when I try and

say something apart from hello and thanks,

they don't understand what I'm saying.

And then I have to say it Again,

makes me feel like, damn, I must really

seem like an immigrant, like from China or

It's like they look at my face and they

see a Chinese guy and they're expecting me

to speak like a Chinese guy. And then out

comes this non-Chinese accent and they're

shocked. So they're

like, what? What did you say? What's that?

You hired me.

I'm the only Asian in probably a 100-mile

Did my mum ask me about debt payments yet?

I've blocked my mum. She probably—

do you think she thinks I blocked her

because I'm not going to pay her? Like I'm

trying to run away with the money? I

blocked her because she's annoying,

that's all.

Black coffee is hard to drink, isn't it?

Now I'll start paying her back in probably

2028 once I

have my safety fund and I paid off my

credit cards and I paid off my overdraft

and I've got some summer plans.

You gotta live life, you know. I can't

just— I can't just waste my life to pay

back some stupid loan when I'm still

in the prime of my life. Ow,

hot stupid cup.

I've only got 4 years left until I'm 40.

This is the time to be going all out,

not acting like, I don't know,

a prisoner.

Yeah, I start doing repayments Probably

2028,

2027.

My chair won't move.

No, I don't read her comments. I don't go

on her channel. She's delusional.

She actually believes— she like takes

everything the commenters are saying at

face value. She has zero ability to

realize that people are trolling her and

just stirring shit.

She's literally an NPC.

She said you are not paying back I've

already explained to her that I am gonna

pay the credit cards back first. She

doesn't listen. I've already explained

this to her several times.

Pay the credit cards then. I will. When

the stock market crashes, I will sell my

stocks and I'll pay the credit card. But

until that happens, no can do,

Mr. Blue. So either market

crashes or I don't pay off my debts. So if

the market doesn't crash, it's all Trump's

fault.

Trump could easily just give me $10,000

and it will solve all my problems. He's a

multi-billionaire.

Someone message Trump, give me $1 billion

or else I'm not paying anything back.

My ancestors made America.

There would be no America without my

ancestors. That's just a fact.

I'm also 0.1% Yakut, so I'm actually

more American than most of you Americans.

I got native blood.

The Yakuts, they originate from some

Russian place and then they crossed the

land bridge. Yeah, I know they originally

came from Russia, but they crossed the

land bridge, the Bering Strait,

in— I don't know

when, like 20,000 years ago. The year

minus 20,000. I mean, what would the year

be called 20,000 years ago? Year minus

22,000. They crossed the land bridge and

then they basically populated North

America, which is why the Native Americans

look brown and Asian like the Yakuts do.

They're basically just Northern Asians.

All those Native American tribes that

originated from Russia, they're just like

north of Asia, aren't they? Like on the

out— the northern parts of Russia and the

most eastern part, basically just Asia,

isn't it? For some reason it's part

of Russia. I just don't get that. I mean,

the people are completely different to

Russian people and they have their own

language and stuff, but Russia just land

grabbed it all, I guess, annexed it. And

really it should be a separate country

because it's got completely different

demographic of people. Different language

and everything. I mean, the people don't

even look anything alike.

It's just because they had no military

power, so Russia could just claim

anything they want basically until they

met a force of resistance that they

couldn't walk over. Technically,

like, Native Americans could be considered

Russian, I guess, if you stretch it.

Bit of a stretch.

Alaska was part of Russia, wasn't it?

I don't know what we're talking about.

What are we talking about?

I don't know how we got here from paying

my mum back debt. How do we even get here?

I don't know. It started off with my mum

wanting me to pay her back, and I was

like, Trump needs to give me money.

Yeah, well, if she's saying I'm not

getting any inheritance, then I'll just

keep the money as like a security deposit.

If I'm not going to get anything, then at

least I got $20K.

So yeah, first I have to secure my own

future first, and then I've got to start

paying back money.

But I'm not going to like start paying

back money whilst my future is at risk.

I got to make sure I can keep— I

got to make sure I can get a new place if

I need to get a new place. Which is the

most important thing for my survival.

Yeah, well, viewers are egging her on,

making it worse, really.

She's very easily emotionally manipulated.

More than your typical woman.

My sister's not talking to me either.

Whatever. Don't need them. I've got my own

plan.

I don't know. I wished my sister happy

birthday last Sunday. She hasn't even read

the message. I'm a bit offended,

to be honest.

I'm not wishing anyone happy birthday

again. Little bit

I don't, I don't know my sister's phone

number. Or my mum's phone number. I only

talked to them through Facebook.

My mum didn't even know my phone number.

When I dropped my mum off at the hospital,

they couldn't start the procedure until

they got my phone number. And at the time

I was delivering Morrisons and the stupid

phone— the stupid hospital kept phoning me

when I was in the car and I was trying to

look at the maps and the stupid phone kept

popping up. Blocking the maps. I can't

press decline, decline, decline. And then

it was raining and dark and I was late for

my delivery. My car battery was dying and

I was so stressed. I made this stupid

mistake right in front of a police car and

then they pulled me over. I had to pull up

on the side and then I had to get out the

car and get in their car and they drove me

around the corner. And then they

gave me a ticket and reported me and I got

fined. I got fined and I got points on my

And then I rushed back to the hospital.

I had to go charge at Lidl first and then

had to rush back to the hospital. It was a

nightmare day. Horrible,

horrible day.

Do I drive often now? No, not really.

I drive like once every 2 weeks to go

I just, I can't be bothered to go anywhere

because I know that if I go anywhere, I'm

going to have to charge the car and it's

going to cost like £4 or £5. And I'd

rather just not waste £5 and get

nothing in return.

I'm very calculative.

Like, I'm going to run out of milk in a

few days. But I don't want to go all the

way to the Tesco just to get milk and it's

gonna cost me like £5 because my car is

probably down to like 60% now. Go to

Tesco, it's probably take it down to 50,

45%, and then charge it back up to full,

probably cost £5.

It's not— that's why I'm drinking black

coffee now. It makes no

sense to spend £5, go and buy one bottle

of milk. And I've got enough food to last

me probably another week anyway, or at

least a week. So black coffee it is.

Also, cutting down on sugar is not a bad

idea anyway. Sugar is not good. I mean,

they say sugar makes your face fat. Like

when you eat a lot of sugar, it puts fatty

deposits in your face, like specifically

your face. So if you want to slim your

face down, you got to cut down on sugar.

So maybe it's a good idea. You didn't say

hi to me loudly crying. Oh, wow. Like

script. Sorry. Hello.

How are you? Yeah, I saw

your message. It's just I got it at like 3

a.m. at night and then I read it and then

I fell asleep again and then I kind of

Sorry. How are

you?

No, I have plenty of food. I have— I have

a whole bag of onions I haven't even used.

I'm sure we can make some onion dishes.

Roast onion. Baked onions, deep fried

onions, onion soup.

You keep banning the donos. Uh, I've never

seen a dono from you. Maybe I'll ban you

instead. How about that?

Just kidding.

Eating sugarcane for breakfast.

Is that the same? I guess that's natural

sugar, so it's not like refined sugar,

which is bad.

I think in Malaysia they have a lot of

sugarcane drink vendors where they press

the sugarcane fresh.

I fell asleep today. I had lunch in the

conservatory and it's actually nice and

warm and I just fell asleep on the beanbag

for nearly 2 hours. It's so nice.

It's so relaxing. I just fall asleep like

that and wake up a couple hours later.

The weather's getting nicer now. Nearly 20

degrees. I think they're saying we're

gonna have a heat wave in the next few

Yeah, I downloaded this app. It's kind of

like WhatsApp. Um, basically it pulls your

contacts from your phone and adds it onto

a list. So I downloaded the app and then

my driving instructor was on the list.

And I saw his profile picture and the

picture he was in, like an RV camper. And

I thought, oh, that's cool. Because I

remember during lessons he would tell me

about how he's going to retire and then

he's going to go to Scotland and like live

in an RV. And I thought, oh wow, he

actually did it. That's kind of cool.

It's a shame I never got to, like, talk to

him about my car and stuff like that,

because as soon as, as soon as I finished

lessons and I passed my test, I basically

went to Thailand without getting a car.

He'd be so proud of me. I could tell him I

did delivery work and I got pulled over by

the police. I've got an electric car.

He was a nice guy. Bit— had a bit of a

temper though. A bit scary sometimes, but

he was a cool guy. I wonder if he found my

YouTube channel. I wonder if he ever

Googled my name. I was always worried he

would do that because he never asked me

what do I do for a living. Maybe that's

rude. I just— I feel like if you got a

student, Wouldn't they ask you like, are

you a student or do you work? Like, what

do you do? He asked me what I did on

weekends. I would just say nothing.

I just thought it's a bit weird he never

asked me what I did for a living. Maybe

because he already knew and it would be

awkward if he brought it up. You remember

I got the Logitech steering wheel and the

pedals and I bought Euro Truck Simulator

to practice driving and then I just

chucked the thing downstairs somewhere.

It cost £200. God, I was so reckless with

money. The Logitech steering thing was

like £250 with the gear stick and the

and I was practicing like, uh, yeah, you

could do clutch control and biting point

with the controller because it had a

clutch and you could change gears and

stuff. It was quite good,

and I practiced trying to stay in the

lane, I was really nervous about keeping

the car in between the lines. So I'd do

this thing where I would make sure the

white lines were coming into the corner of

the windscreen. I'd be like, I keep an eye

on the corner of the windscreen saying,

keep feeding the line into the corner and

I'll be in the middle. It's funny,

now you drive, you don't really pay

attention to that. You just know, kind of

know where the car is. It's actually,

it's actually kind of hard to, to not be

in the lines because the road is a lot

bigger than you think it is. And I get out

of my car and I look at my car on the road

and the car's tiny. But when I'm in the

car, I feel like the car's massive, like

I'm taking up the whole road because of

perspective.

Yeah, being a driving instructor must be

really stressful. Maybe it's like

Traveling Trader gets angry. There's this

guy on Traveling Trader's Discord today,

and I felt a bit bad for him because he

was just asking some— he was asking dumb

questions, but they were innocent enough.

Like, do you guys ever have red weeks?

Um, if your strategy is not working,

should you change it? And then Traveling

Trader was just like,

Ripping him a new hole. And the guy paid

for lifetime membership as well. That's

like a couple thousand dollars. I don't

know. His attitude irks me a little bit.

Okay, they're noob questions, but you

don't need to, like, rage at the guy.

He'll be like, the market don't give a

shit about your feelings. You're just

saying you should change your strategy

when you haven't even tried. You haven't

even traded and backtested for 6 months

yet, have you? Like, really aggressive.

And then the other members are being nice

and like, actually, the other members,

like the, the regular members who are

always chatting, they're way more helpful

and kinder and would like take the time to

explain stuff. And I feel like this is

what Travelling Trader should be doing.

He's the one getting paid hundreds of

thousands of dollars a month for his

Discord, and then he's just like raging at

people for being noobs.

I get it if the people are trolling and

being rude, but the guy wasn't being rude

Sometimes I feel like typing and like

having a go at Traveling Trader. I think

like the guy paid for lifetime membership

and you're treating him like shit. And

he's just asking innocent questions. What

is your problem?

I don't know. He's got like that

aggressive American tough

talk vibe.

You'd get destroyed. Yeah, I don't want

to, like, attract the rage. Onto me.

He'll be like, I don't need your stupid

couple thousand dollars.

I just feel like sometimes he's

unnecessarily rude for no reason,

or people ask a question and they're kind

of vague questions. But it's kind of

obvious what they're trying to ask. But

then he'll be like, I don't understand

what you mean. Huh? Like they

say, what do you think of Nvidia? And then

he'll just be like, I don't— what do you

mean? What do I think? It's pretty

obvious. Like, do you think it's going up

or going down or what? Just say what you

think. That's what the question is. You

don't have to play dumb.

So he'll like rage at them,

tell them the market doesn't give a shit

about your feelings, grow up. But then

he'll like answer the question at the end.

I don't know why he gets so angry,

but driving instructors, yeah, it must be

stressful, especially when you got a

student and they Like my instructor had

to, like, scream at me because I would

zone out. I don't know.

It's like the fear.

You get frozen in fear and then he

has to yell to snap you out of it

because you do get really scared when

you're new to driving.

I hated it when he slammed the brakes.

Sometimes there'd be like a zebra crossing

and I didn't notice there's a guy

approaching it, and I would just want to

gun for it, like speed over it, and then

he would slam the brakes and be like,

Daniel! Or the lights are just going red

and I'm about to go, and then he slams the

brakes on, whole car goes— and everything

goes flying forwards.

That's what I hated about manual cars.

There's a lot of hesitation, like, oh,

take me a few seconds to get biting point.

Should I go? Should I not? With an

electric car, I just put my foot down, it

goes.

It's like a lot of— it

takes time to get going in a manual car if

you don't want to stall it. If you try and

rush it, you might stall it. I hate the

biting point and clutch thing.

3 years since I passed my driving test.

Time flies.

Now I'm a pro driver. I've got how

many miles? I think I've got 15,000

miles under my belt under a

year of driving. I'd driven since

September, 8 months.

15,000 miles in 8 months,

not bad.

Oh, I feel a bit sick from this coffee

now. I reckon

most people probably do just a couple

thousand miles a year. If they, they have

a normal job, they probably drive 10, 15

miles to work every day. That's about 30

miles a day. Let's calculate it. Say you

do 30 miles a day, 5 days a week,

4 weeks a month. Pretty— uh, you do 7,000

miles a year maybe. But that's in a whole

year.

I was doing thousands of miles a month.

No accidents. Hmm. I've scraped my car a

few times, but yeah, I haven't, I haven't

hit anyone. I've never come close to

hitting anyone. Someone hit me. They

scraped my car when I was delivering. I

came back to the car. There was a man.

Oh, there's this thing. I don't know if I

want to tell you.

I guess I could tell you. So, you know,

when my car got scraped, I was delivering

a parcel and I come back to the car and

there's this old guy standing in front of

the car. I come back to it and then he

says he's really sorry. He just scrapes

the car gently. And I said, that's okay.

It's all banged up anyway. And then he

pats me on the shoulder and says, good

lad. Thanks. And then he walks off. So the

next day I go to work at the depot and

then this delivery guy, this delivery

guy comes up to me and then he says,

oh, was it your car that got hit? And I

was like, what do you mean? He said, I saw

your car got hit. And I said, yeah, how

did you know? I was really confused. How

did you know my car got hit? And he said,

there's a Facebook page. For the village

that I deliver in, someone posted a

picture of my car on the Facebook page,

probably asking whose car is this? And

then the delivery driver that I, that I,

that works at a place I worked at saw the

picture because he probably lives in the

village and he saw the car, the picture of

my car. That's kind of funny.

I wonder if the Facebook page has like a

community of people whining about me. Oh,

you know the guy, the every guy in the red

car? He's so bad. Yeah, small community.

The village has a population of like 1,000

people. They probably all gossip and

stuff. So yeah, I was— I felt

like, oh shit, there's a Facebook page for

the village and they post pictures and

stuff. I better be careful. The whole

village is going to turn on me if I'm

Really bad at my job.

Yeah, well, I don't do that job anymore,

so I don't care.

Yeah, I was just shocked that my car was

on a Facebook page and the delivery driver

recognized the car. I was so confused.

How did he know that someone hit my car?

There's actually On Rightmove,

there's, there's a house in the village

for rent, and it was actually the house

that I would deliver to a lot. So the

village was called Horror Bridge. I

delivered in Horror Bridge, and I don't

know if it's still there or not. Let me

see. The house was called Number 1

Spree's Tenement, and I delivered to to

that house almost every day, and it was

for rent on Rightmove.

It was behind a pub.

Hmm. I think it's gone now. Damn it.

But I think it was about £800 a month for

like, uh, 3, 2 or 3 bedroom house.

It's quite a small house, but it's like an

old house with a fireplace and stuff.

There's 2 houses for rent in Horror

Bridge. $1,800 a month.

Horror Bridge.

Yeah. It really is a horror.

I wonder if there's any places to rent in

the other place,

Tavistock or Launceston.

Tavistock, £850 a month,

semi-detached 2-bedroom house. It looks

I wonder if there's any places to rent in

my village.

No.

What about houses to buy?

It's funny seeing the properties that you

deliver to on Brightmove for sale.

Some of these houses were real nice. I

delivered to this one house in Grenfell,

which is on the way to Horrobridge. God,

it was huge and it was on a hill with

these amazing views of the whole

countryside. It looks so nice. When I

delivered there, I'd be gazing at the view

as I walked towards the house. Thinking,

Jesus, what do they do to be able to

afford this? Property developer,

software engineer, business owner. Who

knows? Oh, look, Devon Oaks.

Yeah, I used to deliver to this elderly

people's park home called

Devon Oaks. One's for sale. £200,000.

For like a park home. That is not worth

it. You could just get a normal house.

Secure residential site.

It's like a gypsy house. Oh,

Walkham Cottages, Horror Bridge,

£190,000. I used to drive along this road

all the time. Oh, the green.

I delivered here as well. I hated that

place because there was nowhere to park

and the road was really tiny. £188,000.

Fiddes Park. I delivered there as well.

£150,000.

There was, there was this one house on

Fiddes Park where I used to like ringing

the doorbell because the woman was kind of

hot. She wasn't like sexy hot, but she was

like MILF attractive.

Not granny, by the way.

Probably in her 40s, but she looked pretty

Oh, Devon Oaks, £150,000.

I can't believe this one's so expensive.

It was a shithole. Walkham Cottages.

It'd be funny if I recognize— I mean, I do

recognize it because I drove past it a

lot, but I never delivered to this one.

£190,000, 2 bedrooms,

600 square meters— I mean, 600 square

foot, 56 square meters. It's got

a kitchen, a lounge diner, One big bedroom

and a smaller second bedroom, shower. Got

garden room slash office.

Looks like an old person's house on the

It looks nice, like a quaint little Devon

old style house. I want a fireplace

though. Do you remember that Airbnb I

stayed in? With Sunny. That had a

fireplace. Remember I kept saying, oh, I

gotta put wood on the fire, but I didn't

show it because I didn't want to get

doxxed. That place was nice.

I wonder if it's cheaper to burn wood than

it is to have oil central heating or wood—

I mean electric heating. Because if I was

gonna find a new place, I would love to

get a fireplace. Have you ever had sex in

front of a fireplace? I have. It's pretty

damn nice. You put down some blankets in

front of the fireplace and then you can

feel the heat of the fire on your buttocks

and like the glow of the orange glow of

the fire makes the girl look way more

attractive. It feels so good.

It's like not only does it feel good

because it's sex, but you also get like

the heat. From the fire

lashing your bare skin. Very nice.

That was one of my things I wanted to tick

off my bucket list— sex in front of a

fireplace. Yeah, I would love to get— if I

was going to get a new place, I'd love to

get a place that had a fireplace. Get

wood, burn the wood.

That Airbnb, it had Fire—

wood burner fired central heating. So you

start burning the fire and it would heat

up these pipes around the house and heat

up the whole place. Really good.

It's called Horror Bridge because it's got

a bridge and it's a very special type of

bridge. That was built to transport

horses. Like, it's a really, really old

bridge, like a World Heritage Site bridge.

I don't know what horror means or meant.

Let's ask Copilot.

A village in West Devon Name originated

from 15th century packhorse bridge that

remains a key feature of the— I hated that

bridge. Only one car could pass over it at

a time because there's not enough room for

oncoming traffic. So if you get onto the

bridge and another car comes, one of you

has to back, back off the bridge.

And people would keep crossing over the

bridge as well. It's a Grade I Listed

building. The bridge was featured

in the children's television program

Bagpuss. I've heard of that show.

Really?

Bagpuss?

It's like a really ugly looking Muppet

kind of puppet cat, pink and white.

No, I can't find it.

Hmm.

Hmm, there's some videos on YouTube, 11

years ago, of the bridge flooding.

River Walkham Horror Bridge.

It's kind of cool looking at these videos

just taken by random people 15 years ago,

and then they've got like 20 views. And

just thinking, damn, 20 years ago I

was a kid going to school and now I'm

here. It's weird. I would

never— I mean, I was the guy who was

obsessed with Japan and living in Japan

and playing World of Warcraft in my

bedroom. I never thought I'd end up in

some random village called Horrorbridge

driving around delivering stuff. Never

would have thought it.

Really strange.

I think if I— I don't know if

I had to move house because sometimes it's

like a bit inconvenient being so far away

from airports. I thought maybe I could

move a bit closer to an airport.

It's, it's about a 5-hour drive to

some of the London airports.

There's a place called Crapstone. Yeah, I

always wondered if it's called Crapstone

or Crapsten, like Maidstone. Sometimes

people say Maidsten. So is it Crapston or

Crapstone? Do I ever walk around my

local area? No, because I've

already driven around it. I've driven in

and out of the

area loads of times, so I've already seen

Yeah, I mean, it's nice looking on the

property websites, seeing what options

there are. Imagine I buy a house in

Horrorbridge and then the locals are like,

aren't you the guy who delivered stuff?

Some of these houses are not too

expensive.

Not that I can afford it though, unless I

got inheritance.

Money. Would I buy an RV?

No. Not been to the local woods. What

makes you think you could just walk into

the woods? Is it a public wood?

I don't think it's a public wood.

What wood?

There's no

wood.

There's like a bunch of trees along a

river. It's not really a wood.

Or is it south of where I am?

Behind my house?

Uh, that's a field.

That's like some farmer's field.

I don't see any woods. There's a line of

trees, and that's the border that

separates the fields from the other

fields. It's not a wood.

Hmm, I don't know where somewhere nice

would be to walk around.

It's nice to drive around.

If I was gonna walk somewhere, I'd rather

just drive back to Kit Hill because I like

walking there.

To rent. Max price,

900. Imagine there's a place to

rent on Sunny Street. That would be so

funny. There's only 3 houses.

Flat share, £500 a month.

Well, hopefully I don't have to move out.

I don't want to leave my house. I like it.

Who got number 1 on the leaderboard?

Murph.

Leaderboard's not capped at 75. You just

need to talk more. Chat's kind of dead

now. That's why no one's getting any XP.

It's a slow Saturday.

What am I gonna do in winter?

Hmm, I don't know.

Gonna freeze my balls off.

People are bored. I'm bored too.

Is the blood bucket video doing well?

Same as everything else, really.

How many?

3,300. I probably get up to 5K in a few

weeks. Very slow.

How much to call my mum on stream?

Uh, she'll be pissed, wouldn't she?

I don't know what else to say, really.

She keeps saying the same stuff and

she refuses to apologize.

I don't really talk to Blood Bucket. I

mean, I never really talked to her anyway.

Apart from a couple messages now and then.

Your face been getting chubbier? Well,

yeah, I went shopping, didn't I? And I

bought food.

So I haven't been eating flour pancakes

every day and MREs.

Is Blood Bucket okay with you posting her

face? Her face was in every stream when I

was in Japan. People already know her

Yeah, I'm in a better mood recently. I was

in a really bad mood a couple of weeks

ago. Number one, I kept losing money doing

day trading. Number 2, that idiot kept

botting my streams and then reporting me,

trying to get me in trouble. So they've

given up on that finally. I didn't get in

trouble, by the way. Idiots. I told you,

you can't just get someone in trouble

because you bot their stream. What, you

think it's that easy? Then why don't the

big YouTubers just use their big money to

bot the competition stream and get them

banned? These trolls are so dumb.

So yeah, I was annoyed because like they

were trying to jeopardize things for me.

They finally stopped it with the stupid

bots. Yeah, I was banning people because I

was really trigger sensitive, sensitive

and trigger easy, easy to trigger.

But I feel a lot better now. My trading is

going good.

Um, no more bots.

What's up with the daily uploads?

Well, some people don't watch the streams,

so I'm missing out on viewership by not

making videos.

There's at least a couple thousand people

who don't watch the streams at all, and

they only want to watch videos. So by not

making videos, I'm missing out on the

clicks. So I thought I can just post a

video every day and stream every day. Why

Mm-hmm. I made a video today as well. I

think you guys are going to love it. It's

about my favorite topic, day trading.

Bet you're all going to click it and be so

interested. The problem with the recent

videos is that the CPM has been really

bad. Because it's about banging and

cheating and girls. So it's

a bit annoying because they're barely

going to make any money.

But if I do a financial video, it will

make some— it will make more money even if

it gets less views.

What would I have done differently for my

YouTube if I could go back to 2016? I kind

of wish I played the game a bit better.

I kind of wish I wasn't so honest and

destroyed my reputation because I probably

could have milked YouTube for much longer

if I was more tactical

about it.

YouTube is kind of like day trading where

you need to be emotionally in control And

not clickbait and rage at people because

it makes you look bad. It's very hard

to make yourself not look bad if you

aren't in control emotionally.

It just, it got really hard. Things were

going good in 2017, and then it just kind

of went out of control in 2018,

especially when I kept faking stuff,

and I did a terrible job at keeping the

fake stuff. Like, I couldn't Keep

the lie going.

Who am I texting? None of your business,

actually.

If he streamed in higher quality, we could

get the reflection from his glasses.

Yeah, and that's why I don't stream in

better quality.

Exactly why.

Have you seen stuff like creepy people

zooming in on the girl's eyes because

you can see a reflection in her eyes and

then you can see like her phone screen in

the reflection of her eyes because the

quality is really good? That's crazy.

I think sometimes too much detail is not

good.

Can you link my PayPal again?

Uh, could do.

How much money did you get?

People didn't donate to me. Who's donating

to you? You got

more donos than I did in the whole month.

People who have never donated to me ever

have donated to you. It's kind of funny.

I'm not smiling at all,

just in a good mood.

For absolutely no reason.

What is Coffee Mate? Someone got me Coffee

Mate. I don't know what it is. Is it fake

milk? Cuz I thought about making potato

soup, but I don't want to use my milk.

What if I use the fake milk?

No, there's no new girl.

It's creamer. Can I make soup with it?

You're so bad at lying. I'm not,

I'm not lying at all.

I can't stop now.

Ah.

This is why I failed as a YouTuber. I

can't keep a straight face.

It's getting hot.

I swear livestreaming killed my channel

because I can't lie. It's easy to lie in a

video. And, and make this fake version of

you. But on stream, you can't do it.

You'd have to be extremely good at acting.

Google says you can add creamer to the

mashed potato. Hmm. I want to make

potato soup with onions and bacon.

But you want money. Yeah, well, that's the

thing, isn't it? I knew streaming was not

good for the channel, but the money was

nice. Back then, I used to get hundreds of

dollars every stream, and it took no

effort. I didn't have to put any effort

into making videos. Just go live. And be

like, hey guys,

really, you should focus on making high

quality stuff,

not spam it out every day.

Oh well. You know what I regret?

Not doing more streams. To be honest,

I wish I just pumped out stream after

stream after stream in 2018. I probably

would have made more money, but I

was focusing on trying to make quality

Doesn't Twitch pay better? I don't think

so. They take 50% of the Twitch subs,

and I don't know if they pay more with

You just would have bought more crap.

True. God, I wish I invested the money.

I'd be rich. Imagine I invested $100K back

then, 2018. Oh my God, I would have

tripled my money, probably.

What did I spend my money on? When I was

in Japan, I just bought expensive tech,

gaming laptops, iPhones.

Enjoyed myself a little too much in Japan.

A lot of traveling, Airbnbs.

What else? Buying games on Steam,

flights. And it's also little things like

buying a direct flight instead of getting

the cheaper one-stop flights,

or getting a taxi instead of getting the

train. I'd always get a taxi from the

airport instead of getting the train.

In total, I made $300,000 off YouTube,

and I don't have a single cent of it left.

It's all gone.

I mean, I don't spend lavishly now because

now I have to be very careful about money.

When things are going good, you never

think it's going to end. You always think

it's going to be good forever. Until one

day reality hits.

Mm-hmm.

I remember Chihiro, when she

got suspicious that I was seeing other

girls, she'd be like, you seeing other

girls? I'd be like, no,

never. Don't know how she didn't know

straight away.

Yeah, I have very strict financial goals

that I need to stick to my system for

I predict I will only be in overdraft of

£500 in June and then end

of June I reckon I'll be up like

£1,000-ish. So in beginning of July I

won't go back into overdraft, hopefully.

And I should have the Amazon card paid off

if the market crashes.

I think the market's gonna crash next

week, guys. I have a feeling it's

gonna crash, I swear. I'm gonna be rich.

I've got shorts on NASDAQ and SPY. If it

reaches this level, I'll make £80.

I'm not even all in. I'm only half in. So

if it keeps going up, I'll just wait and

put more shorts on.

Will I give a penny back to Cami? No.

Number one, I got to pay my overdraft.

Number two, I got to pay my credit card.

Number three, I got to pay my IKEA loan.

Number 4, I got to pay my Amazon debt

balance, and then I got to build a buffer

so I don't go back into overdraft. And

then I have to rebuild a safety net,

and then I'll start paying her back in

2029.

I should be financially good.

From this year, July.

But then I'll be putting all my money into

my safety net. The safety net is number

one priority, really, after the credit

Imagine I sell my stocks and then the

market crashes. That'd be so annoying.

But if I don't pay my credit cards, I'll

be paying £4 a day in credit card

interest. My overdraft payment

was £26 for this month. £26.

Because I use my overdraft a lot.

I plan to have it fully repaid plus some

interest in the year,

hmm,

2031. A Daniel always pays his debts.

Eventually.

I thought maybe I sell my car and I get a

petrol car because I'm kind of jealous

that petrol cars can do 400 miles in one

go, whereas I can only do about 150 before

I need to charge. So if I need to go

anywhere far, I'm gonna have to charge

like 3 times, but a petrol car could just

do it all in one go,

and they're cheaper.

I do like my car though, it's just

annoying for long distance.

We told you not to get an EV. Well,

hmm.

It's not like you're going to be doing

400-mile trips all the time, is it?

Do I regret getting an EV?

It was good when I did delivery work

because if I had a petrol car for delivery

work, I would have been paying hundreds a

month for petrol, so I wouldn't have made

as much money.

It's hard to tell, really.

And I do like how quiet it is. I don't

really like making noise.

No, I do like it. It's nice to be able to

charge it up at home,

but it's not— the only weakness it has is

long distance. It's a bit inconvenient.

You got to plan out, you got to plan, you

got to find where the chargers are on the

way to the destination.

And make sure you can get to each charging

spot without

running out of battery.

I don't know what car I'd get if I sold

it. I reckon I can get about maybe £7,000

for the car, but to get a decent petrol

car you'd have to spend at least £3,000

probably, otherwise you're gonna get a

piece of junk that's gonna break down. So

I could net like £3,000 or £4,000 if I

trade it in.

Hmm, don't know, maybe.

Or maybe I just buy a second car, like a

cheap banger that is only used for long

distance. I have 2 cars when

I don't even drive. That would be really

I really, I really like having the reverse

camera for parking. I don't know how you

survive without the reverse camera.

Makes it so much easier.

Use Turo when you need a car, or Uber.

What, rent a car?

Hmm, could do.

Yeah, I could sell the car completely and

then walk home. And then if I need a car

for like a planned trip or something, I

just rent one for a couple hundred.

Oh, I could rent a Tesla.

No, I think I'll just stick with what I

have. It's best.

Have I considered local Devon girls?

Um, they're all kind of old here. Most

people here are old. I haven't really seen

young people.

You'd have to go into the city. I don't

want to go to the city.

I am tempted though to, um, sell my car

and get a cheap banger. I mean, the money

would be pretty nice. £7K and then I get

what, £500 banger? Because it would be

content as well if it broke down or

I get a bigger one too, like an SUV.

I'll think

about it. You hardly drive anywhere.

Yeah, I know, so that's the whole reason

to get a cheaper car. I mean,

you might as well just get a diesel or

something that's not super fuel efficient

if you're not driving that much.

I'm not smiling. What are you talking

It's just what I always look like. I'm a

naturally very smiley person.

No, diesel's good because it's efficient

on the motorway. It's not good for

start-stop driving. It also smells good.

I love the smell of diesel,

and the engine sounds rumbly.

I can't stop laughing now.

We're just discussing cars. I don't know

what's so funny.

I ran out of whiskey.

There's one drop left.

Well, it's empty.

Hmm, maybe I'll make food soon. What time

is it? Half 7.

What do

you mean it's 7 and a half, not half 7?

Half 7 is not 6:30. What are you talking

about?

Half 6 is half 6.

What's on the menu? Potato, bacon,

onions.

There's no stock market. You just sit in

silence. I just— I literally

just had a nap for 2 hours and then

stared out the window. I'm like that meme

of the guy just staring into space looking

depressed because there's no trading.

I had food and I fell asleep for a few

hours and then I woke up,

did some washing.

Well, well, well.

Whoa, I dropped

it.

Broke my phone again.

Who's number one today? Um,

chicken feet.

No, it's not sunny.

Or cake.

Cake's gone.

Why are you getting

so paranoid?

Da da da da, da da da da, da da

da da, da da da da.

Uh, testing,

testing.

Now you can't see my face.

Tired of watching your crypto shrink with

every trade? Kraken. Kraken.

Croc.

Why am I not trading crypto?

Crypto is boring. I don't like crypto.

I like indices.

I don't know, I just don't really like

trading cryptos. I find it

uninteresting.

Are you okay, Crypt?

I mean,

I feel like

I was going to show you something, but I

forgot what it was. Or maybe I already

Hmm. Oh yeah, it's not interesting.

I just drew a big 17 on my bin bag. It

looks pretty good. Sometimes I'm surprised

I drew it. It looks like it was just

printed on there so they don't

accidentally steal my bin. Permanent

marker. Oil-based.

And I drew a 17 on my food bin, but I

didn't do it blocky. I wish I drew like a

blocky one, but I can't now because I drew

this bit here.

Someone took my bin and didn't bring it

Washing machine protruding is annoying.

Yeah, because it broke, so I had to

pull it out to fix it, and then for some

reason it wouldn't go back in. And it got

stuck. So also it gives me extra space to

put stuff on here.

Genius.