How I Became A Sex Addict

In 2010, I had cereal for the first time

ever in Japan. Before then, I had never

had cereal before. I never even had a

girlfriend before then, and I didn't

really have much of an interest in women

or girls. I had no interest in trying to

find a girlfriend. I was completely

obsessed with anime and video games, and I

was perfectly happy satisfying myself just

using my hands. And then I went to Japan

for the first time, and I discovered this

wonderful thing. My first time was with

this Korean lady, and it was amazing. I

had never experienced pleasure like that

ever before in my life, and I was

instantly hooked. It didn't just feel good

physically, it also felt good mentally

because another person is letting you

inside of them. It means that they really

like you, and it feels good when people

like you. I was 21 when I first

experienced this, and I thought to myself,

I've been wasting my life playing video

games and watching anime when I could have

been having cereal. Now you might be

wondering, why didn't you just have cereal

when you went home back to England? Why

didn't you just find a girlfriend in

England? Why did you keep going to Japan

and other countries to have cereal? Well,

the thing is, girls back home in England

never really showed any interest in me.

They never saw me as a man or a guy. They

just saw me as this little boy who they

didn't take seriously, and to be honest,

I didn't really feel very attracted to the

women back in my country or around my

area. I'm not saying that they were all

fat and ugly, it's just that they aren't

really my type. For some reason, I just

couldn't picture myself being in a

relationship with anyone but an Asian

woman. I decided to focus on Japan and

Japanese girls because of my exposure to

anime. I felt like I was more used to

Japan. I felt like I was more at home in

Japan. Also, I had been studying Japanese,

so I could already speak to Japanese

people in Japanese fairly well. And I just

felt like Japanese women were the most

attractive women in, in all of Asia. I

ended up coming back to Japan every single

year for one reason, really: to find a

girlfriend. Not for anything else. I

didn't really care about the food or

traveling around or experiencing Japan.

All of that was just like bonus things on

the side. The main objective was to find a

girlfriend. I started off by staying in

guesthouses, which were these big houses

where almost 100 people would live, and

they would share the living room, the

kitchen, the showers. And it was a great

place to meet friends, to make friends,

and to meet people, and also make

girlfriends. The first few times I stayed

at guesthouses in Japan, I found it

relatively easy to find girlfriends, and I

found about 3 or 4. Girlfriends in these

guest houses. But after the 3rd or 4th

time staying in a guest house, I started

to find it very difficult to find a

girlfriend at the guest house. A few years

ago, I stayed in this guest house in Japan

and I couldn't find a girlfriend. I stayed

there for 3 months and I couldn't find

anyone who, who would show an interest in

me. So I had to resort to homo cereal. I

was just so depressed and desperate to

have cereal. I even let a guy spoon-feed

me Cheerios. I have nothing against homo

seriality. But honestly speaking, that was

a low point in my life, and I'm not really

proud of it. After coming to Japan

multiple times and failing to find a nice

girlfriend, I started to give up on the

idea of ever finding the perfect

girlfriend. You know, that perfect girl

who ticks off all the boxes on my perfect

girlfriend list. And I resorted to having

cereal with anyone who would let me. I

didn't care if she was fat and ugly. Or if

she had a big mole on her back. As long as

I was getting cereal, that was good

enough. It was all I could think about.

When, when would be the next time I could

have cereal again? It was never enough.

It was on my mind all of the time. Even if

I was having loads of cereal, I would

still just be thinking about the next

bowl. It was like an addiction. It was

like some kind of disease. There was never

enough. The more cereal I had, the more I

wanted. It wasn't just Japan. I tried out

other countries as well. I went to South

Korea multiple times for cereal. I went to

Taiwan as well because I knew this

Taiwanese girl who I thought was

interested in having cereal with me, but

it turns out she didn't like me at all,

and I wasted a whole month living in her

stupid house. Well, I had to suffer the

Taiwanese summer in her house because her

family couldn't afford to buy air

conditioning, and then she worked night

shift and slept during the day, and she

wouldn't even take me out to see places

and told me to hang out with her brother

or talk to her parents. I didn't come to

Taiwan to talk to your brother or your

parents. I came to have cereal. Lots of

people made fun of me. They said things

like, hahaha, Daniel has to go to another

country to find someone to have cereal

with him. He can't even get cereal in his

own country. Yeah, so what? That's true.

I'm not denying that. But the thing is,

the kind of cereal that I like doesn't

exist, or it's very, very hard to find

where I come from. So the most obvious

thing to do would be to go to the place

where they have the cereal that I enjoy.

Ever since the beginning of the human

race, people have been moving around the

planet. They've been moving to other

countries in search of suitable mates.

It's completely normal. It's completely

natural. Fish do it all the time. They

move to— they swim to another part of the

ocean just so they can fuck! I mean, have

cereal. What I'm trying to say is, okay,

maybe I have— maybe I do have a little bit

of an addiction to cereal. Maybe I enjoy

cereal a little bit more than the average

person does. But there's nothing wrong

with going to another country to find

cereal. People do it all of the time.

They've been doing it since the beginning

of humanity. And I don't see why there's

anything— I don't see what's wrong with

it. If you have a good reason why it's a

bad idea to go to another country to find

cereal, then great, let's hear it. Write

in the comments, send me an email. If you

don't like it, then fine, just stay in

your own country, date people from your

own country. It's just that some of us

have slightly more adventurous tastes when

it comes to cereal.

Hello and welcome back to Cooking with

Daniel. Today we're going to be making

Friedo rice. Our ingredients

for today are bacon, rice,

green onions, an egg,

and, um, celery, and lastly

frozen vegetables. For seasoning

we have black pepper, basil, chicken

stock, and sesame oil.

First things first, we're going to start

slicing the bacon into tiny cubes.

After the bacon has been sliced up, next

we cut the celery into tiny cubes.

It's time to start frying. We have some

sesame oil prepared in the frying pan.

Now it's time to add the rice. It's

actually a better idea to microwave the

rice before you add it so it's nice and

soft. If you forgot to microwave

your rice beforehand, then use a plastic

spatula to break down the lumps of rice

into smaller pieces.

We've added the egg, and the trick is to

let the egg cook a tiny bit before you

start mixing it into the rice. This just

gives the rice a nice yellowy color.

After the egg has cooked for a little bit,

we can start mixing the egg into the rice

like so.

Now that we've added all of the

ingredients to the fried rice, we can

start pressing it down into the pan. This

is a good idea because it starts to burn

the rice slightly, which gives it this

nice scorched flavor. Turn up the heat to

speed up this process.

And here's the finished product— fried

rice. It has a nice smoky flavor thanks to

the smoky bacon, and the green onions give

it a nice tangy flavor.