my life keeps getting worse ：(

A testing.

I didn't

put enough milk in my coffee. It's really

hot. Okay, where are we

I'm actually feeling a bit cold.

I just had a shower,

came out of it really hot, so I didn't put

on my jumper. Now I'm getting cold again.

Okay, let's see.

Uh, I hope things get better for you.

Thanks, but things just keep getting worse

for some reason.

Today I went to work. Someone has

been— someone delivered my parcels. I

swear, yesterday when I went to work, I

left a whole load of parcels in the

corner. For today, and most of them

were gone when I got there today. So I

only had 20 parcels to deliver today.

I mean, I'm not complaining. I can't be

bothered. Don't really feel sad if—

I don't really feel sad if I don't have to

do some stupid number like 80.

Although it's just kind of weird. I mean,

who is delivering my parcels? And why is

no one telling me?

Just seems a bit rude. Or maybe

the boss was like, oh, Daniel's struggling

with his parcels, could you help him out?

And then they come in with a big van and

take like 100.

I turned Discord off now. Can you still

hear it? Yeah, my bumhole still hurts.

I just— I used it too much with that new

toy. It was so good.

Holy crap, it was so good. I rode it and

then I cummed all over its chest and

then it hurt my bum.

Really wish the willy was a bit smaller

though. Why does it have to be so big?

Destroyed my anal.

Why did Mila dump you after such a long

time? Hmm,

my theory is that she

got bored, and I'm not a very exciting

person. People think— used to think at

least— that I have such an exciting life,

but I really don't. Most of my life I'm

just sitting in a room being bored,

playing games and jerking off, and then I

do my streams where I just whine all the

time. She thought I needed

to make positive content to attract

positive people, but that's not gonna get

views, is it? But what am I gonna make

videos about? Wow guys, my life's so

amazing. I have newfound appreciation for

God's creations. I'm channeling my

positive energy. Imagine me actually

becoming like that.

5 things I appreciate in life today. The

sun is warm. Food is good.

Coffee is nice.

I love my life so much.

Yay. Yeah, you're with the wrong person if

that's what you want. I mean, you should

know that before you meet me because it's

pretty obvious, isn't it, that I'm not

I already did a religious spiritual

awakening trollbait video. I was wearing

this like Japanese robe with these beads

like Russell Brand wears, and I was like,

Jesus teaches us To forgive ourselves.

It was quite funny. I had a triangle and I

went ding at the beginning. God, I was

such a troll.

I was doing my whole spiritual awakening

arc.

Um, so yeah, bad news about stock market.

It's ripping, as you may know.

2 out of my 3 shorts got liquidated last

night, so that's gone forever. I've got 1

short still open, which I'm leaving open,

and I lost 70% of my portfolio. So I went

down from £8, now down to £2.50.

And now I'm kind of bored and fed up with

day trading and I can't be bothered.

Oh crap, I'm up 5 pence.

Yeah, it's going to take forever to get

back up to £10 now. My goal was to get

back to £18. Now we're at £2.

Oh my God, it's these stupid shorts that I

left over. For weeks and weeks thinking,

oh, the market's going to crash, market's

going to crash, and then it never does and

it just keeps going higher and higher and

And now in order to get back to where I

was without doing like

gamble moonshot trades,

I'm going to have to do like little tiny

trades where I just get 20 pence. Per

trade, that will take like, I don't know,

a month if I get, I don't know,

12-20% gains a day, which is still not

very realistic.

Really boring now. I guess I'll keep doing

it. It's just really unmotivating because

now I'm literally trading with pennies.

At least before I was trading starting to

get into pounds. Now literally just

pennies. It's boring now.

It's all Traveling Trader's

fault. He keeps saying, oh, the market's

going to go down. Oh, bearish SMT. Oh,

death cross. Oh, it's going to go down,

fill these gaps. It never did. So I lost

$200 buying his stupid Discord, and now

I'm down another £200 because I opened a

short on my main portfolio following him,

which has now lost me like 12%. I put

£1,500 into it. I'm down like £200.

He's also down like 7% though. He said

he's going to keep his hedge open for

another month. He seems like he's really

like confident about the market going

down, but it's just not, is it? Anyway,

really annoying. Bored of it now. I've

been doing it 2 months. I, I made— I went

from £20 down to £2.

It's just so annoying.

Incredibly annoying.

Oh wow, thanks, Kellen.

Luffy is a PDF file. God, what is with you

guys and the PDF stuff recently? First

start having a go at me about it, and now

you're saying other people are PDFs. It's

like you're on this phase right now.

It happened last year as well when I was

with Sunny. Everyone was like, oh, Daniel

said he wants to inspect this body of a

girl, and then they were like trying to

make Sunny think I'm a PDF.

It's all a load of rubbish.

Yeah, next video, why I hate Traveling

Trader. Do not join his Discord.

The reason why I've been so confident

I'm like watching his stuff and he keeps

and then market's ripping. My gold,

Barrick Gold, has been destroyed. It's

down like 7%. So you see my stocks,

4412, we lost like £200. It's mainly

thanks to Ethereum that I haven't lost

more. Thank God I had Ethereum as my long

side exposure.

If it wasn't for Ethereum, I'd be down

like more, a couple more hundred.

He will block you without refund. Yeah,

that is what I'm worried about.

Best not to get his attention.

It's kind of funny cuz I got more views

than he has. He's only got like, I don't

know, 10 million views. I've got like 40

million. But then he's a

multi-millionaire,

but I'm more famous. But he gets more

views now, obviously.

Why not buy decent companies and hold

them? Cuz that's Boring. You know what's

fun? Making money when everyone else is

losing money. I only go short

because I enjoy— I get satisfaction out of

making money when everyone else is losing

money. It turns me on.

I don't want to do the same. I don't want

to do the thing that everyone's doing.

It's boring. I want

to like do my own unique thing. I've

always been like that. Even in World of

Warcraft, everyone's like a rogue or a

warrior. Guess what I was?

A balance druid. I was the Moonkin.

Yeah, they sucked and were really rubbish.

That's why no one played them. But I was

the only Moonkin in the server.

And I felt special. I never liked doing

what everyone's doing. And unfortunately,

that doesn't work very well in the stock

market. Although you'd think it would,

wouldn't you? Like you think, oh,

everyone's getting euphoric now. I'm going

to become bearish. Oh, everyone's bearish

now. But some reason it doesn't work. I

don't know what I'm doing.

Sometimes it works, but then I don't take

profit. That's the problem. I never take

profit, and then it goes red again.

How do they bust you for not paying taxes?

Well, I'm guessing people reported me.

I don't know, I guess they just randomly

investigate people. I don't

know how you'd get away with it unless you

only did business in cash.

Oh well, um,

I guess I don't do anything really. Just

leave my shorts open.

But I am getting bored with the whole day

trading thing, to be honest. But the thing

is, it's not the day trading that made me

lose the money. It's the swing trading.

It's the holding the shorts overnight and

over the weekend. It's holding things long

term has made me lose the most money. If I

just did only day trading and I closed it

all out before the end of the day, I

wouldn't have lost like 70%.

Trading's over, what next? Yeah, I don't

Um, back to job stuff?

I don't know really. I'm doing

the gay stuff already. I wouldn't mind

more sex dolls. The problem is I'm scared

of, you know, you get sex dolls and then

you keep wanting to have a go on it

because it's just there and it feels good.

That's what happened in Japan when I had

the life— I mean, the full-sized,

life-sized full-body doll. I just ended up

banging it all day long, and it was like

being a drug addict in a room full of

drugs. You just couldn't stop banging it.

Until nothing was shooting out. It felt so

degen. So yeah, I'm kind

of against the idea of getting a better

one because I feel like that's what's

going to happen. But my God, you get such

good post-nut clarity. Like right now I

feel like a monk. Like I've got such clear

foresight because I nutted so hard about

an hour ago. Now I'm like in Zen mode.

But then you got cleaner and, uh, it makes

you feel degen. I don't like it.

Why do you think I care what my num— my

num knows? My mum knows. I'm a grown adult

man. I can do whatever I want without

having to care about what my mum thinks.

Oh no, my mum disapproves. Oh, I care so

much. Not. Couldn't care less if she

approves or not. I'm not doing anything

illegal. I'm doing

what's perfectly legal and— well,

maybe not normal. I do whatever I want.

I'm a 36-year-old grown man.

As if I lived my life seeking approval

from my family. I couldn't care less.

Imagine caring what your family thinks

when you're a grown adult. No one cares

what I think, so why should I care what

they think? Since when has anyone ever

cared about what I think?

Imagine sculpting your life around

your family instead of just having your

own life where you

sculpt it yourself. Not, oh, I'm gonna go

see my family. Oh, I have to see my

family. Oh, my family this, my family

that. Like, you got no life, or your whole

life is just your fucking family. What a

fucking loser. Not me.

I forge my own life. I've got my own life.

I forge ahead. I leave my family

behind. They are not part of my life.

I don't need them. I'm an independent,

strong male with this house and car

and money-making assets.

Imagine thinking I like go home for

barbecues. It'd make me puke in my mouth.

Yeah,

that's one thing. If you're gonna be my

girlfriend, one thing that is good

about me being your boyfriend is that I

have no attachment to my family,

although I am overly attached to my weirdo

YouTube audience, so maybe that's Maybe

that's worse.

God, my, my arms and my triceps and my

shoulder muscles and my upper back muscles

all aching from doing reverse

cowboy on the dildo. I think instead

of doing push-ups, I've got to do like

reverse push-ups because these push-ups do

not help at all. Even when you're having

normal cereal, you end up getting muscle

fatigue and muscle ache in the muscles

that are not used when you do push-ups.

So what's the point of doing a push-up?

All my triceps burning and

my shoulders. Shoulders are burning. Oh my

God. Being gay is hard work, guys.

And my anus is ripped again. Hurts when I

poop.

I remember I always, after not having

cereal for a while, I always ache,

usually around my stomach and abs and,

um, tricep areas.

I should work out to practice

using the cereal muscles. Not that I'm

going to have any cereal anytime soon.

One time I did cereal so much my knees

started bleeding because of the friction

rubbing against my bedsheets. And then

there was just blood all over the

bedsheets. My knees were torn up.

It was crazy. I never did it so much my

knees bled.

How many people on my OnlyFans? I got

about 44 fans now. Pretty good. Not bad.

And I got my job back. Yeah,

44. Oh, it says 41. I guess a couple

didn't really— I thought it was 44. Wait,

okay, 41 then, whatever.

Well, I can't make any new stuff on it for

probably 2 weeks. Gotta let my bum heal.

So I need another £600 in my stocks to

be able to pay off the Amazon card. Also,

the Amazon card went up again because I,

I paid for— oh, I got a beanbag. I'll show

it to you in a minute. I haven't unboxed

it yet. So the reason why I got beanbag

was because riding the dildo

is really tiring, having to like do the

reverse squat. So I thought I'd get a

beanbag and I just sit in the beanbag.

And because the beanbag is low down and

close to the floor, I can put the dildo

suction cup in front of the beanbag and

then kind of like flatten the edge. So I'm

like on the edge of the beanbag and it'll

be good. Have you put your willy into the

bumhole on the torso? Did you stroke the

big black willy while railing the bumhole?

I sucked the willy too. It's that gay.

It was kind of fun though. I don't know

why. Yeah, I fucked the bumhole.

Not gay though. I'm just doing it for

OnlyFans, obviously.

Yeah, so that's why I got the beanbag.

Also, I was gonna use the beanbag to sit

outside, but then someone bought me a

chair, so I guess I don't need to do that.

Do I show my face on OnlyFans? Um,

not usually, but if I'm doing like a

special video I don't mind having my face

in it because people— not many

people are going to see it because you're

going to have to pay like $30. And I don't

think they would leak that. It's usually

my hardcore fans who pay that, not the

The special video is basically just one I

send directly in their inboxes and they've

got to pay money to be able to see it.

It's not on the front page of the OnlyFans

Oh my God, I'm up 20 pence.

Hold on. I need to lock in 17

pence. Wow, I print— I've completely

guessed that upside move.

I'm gonna get out in about 5 pence.

Uh, maybe I'll move my take profit up a

bit more and I'll just keep moving up my

stop loss. I'm up 20 pence.

I'm gonna make back that money.

I'm gonna make it all back.

I've locked in— I'm gonna

lock in 18.

I'm locking 18 pence. I put take profit at

30 pence. I'm gonna make it all back.

That was a good trade. I tried to take

this trade earlier this morning, but I got

stopped out, but it ended up doing it

anyway later. Yeah, so sometimes you

identify a trade in the morning and it

doesn't work out, and then it takes until

the PM session to actually play out. Oh my

God, it's still going. I think it might

come back down here though. It might stop

me out, but 18 pence is 18 pence,

baby. Yeah,

this is what I should have been doing. If

I did this, like tight stop loss, and then

when it goes in my direction, I move the

stop loss up to lock in the gains. If I,

if I had done this, I should have been

doing this the whole time, I wouldn't have

lost the entire account

almost. I got stopped

out. 18 pence profit though.

Nice,

good start to the day. I don't even know

what that is as a percentage though. Um,

£2.50 account made 20 pence.

That's pretty good.

That's like— holy shit,

that's like a

12% gain. Oh, not quite.

It's more like a 10% gain.

More like a 9% gain. It's still pretty

9% gain. I've been in Barrick Gold

for 3 years and it's only up like 6% now.

I just got 9% gain in— I don't know, the

length of this stream is 20 minutes.

Goddamn, day trading is so easy.

How am I not rich doing this instead of

80% down in total.

What? I didn't— I didn't use £20 for

the trade. There's not 1% of my account.

My account balance is £2.50 and

I just made 20 pence. I made like 9%

of the account in one trade.

Yeah, if I was going to put real money in,

I've got to really make rules like never

hold trades overnight or over the weekend,

tight stop loss, never extend the stop

loss. I really got like, oh, I can't do it

though. I keep getting greedy

and I'm like, oh, I'm gonna moonshot this

and get 80% view, uh, gains.

My favorite part of your trading is when

we don't get to see the screen at all.

Yeah, I'm scared of showing my screen

because there's like a lot of bum stuff on

my computer now and it's annoying to set

up. I've got to choose the

browser source and then I've got to like

crop it so it's not Including all the edge

bits.

I think it's going to go down now, so I'm

going to leave it. Pretty satisfied with

that. One trade in a day.

Take my profits.

Okay, so what's the next obsession gonna

be? 'Cause I'm getting bored of this day

trading thing.

Oh God, when I do this, my triceps hurt.

I've gotta start working out my triceps.

Oh yeah, so I went to work, bunch of guys

were there. One of them was like, Daniel,

you're back! I said, yeah, I was banned.

I said, I don't know why. And then one guy

got a flat tire and I let him borrow my

tire pump. It was nice. A little bit of

socializing. Yeah, I like that

guy. He looks a bit like Tristan Tate.

Like, he's really ripped and tall and he's

got that— he looks a bit older. Like, I

don't know, he might be the same age as

me, to be honest. But he's like

really friendly and chatty.

Yeah, I lent another guy one of my tire

pumps. He had a complete— his tire was

completely flat.

Shouldn't he get it replaced instead of

just get it pumped? Because that's just

gonna go flat again, isn't it?

Yeah, I also— I told him that I broke up

with my ex and I accidentally delivered

next to her, to her neighbor. And he was

like, oh yeah, that happened to me once

too. So we bonded.

I don't even know what his name is. But

that is funny because they all know my

name, but I don't know what their names

are. I only know— I only know one

person's name because her—

I actually deliver to her.

So that's kind of weird. And I think they

know me. I don't know if they know me.

Yeah, it's kind of weird to deliver to the

people who I work with at the depot. I

don't work with them, it's just we share

the same depot.

Yeah, all right, I only

had 20 parcels today. It took about an

not really anything interesting.

But yeah, I got money coming in already

for my first and second days back at work

because they let you take 50% of the pay

early. It's kind of like, I guess, Like,

not really like a payday loan.

You get charged £1.80 to withdraw it,

so it's not free. It'll be better

if you don't withdraw it though, but I

like to get the money quickly to pay off

my overdraft. I think it's better to pay

off the overdraft quickly and pay the

£1.80 than lose— I don't know, actually,

is it? Yeah, my overdraft has cost me

probably over a pound a day. So it is

worth paying the £1.80 to get my money

faster.

So I'd usually let it build up and

I would withdraw it twice a month to get

out the £250 quickly,

and then I get the remaining £700-ish.

Should be in 2 days. But I don't actually—

wait, if I get— if I made

£1,000 in April and I can take

that means I'm only going to get £500

because I've already taken out £500.

Did I hear Aki and Joey are engaged?

To be honest, I was surprised they weren't

married already because they've been

together for, I don't know, 12 years.

Imagine dating for 12 years and still not

being married.

What is the point in getting married

though? They obviously don't need to get

married because they got visas. Or do you

think it's because there's like an issue

with Aki's visa and she needs to get

married to him? Because is he a Japanese

national? I think he switched his

citizenship. I don't know.

It's just I feel like it's pointless if

you don't actually need to get married. I

would only ever get married if I wanted

to, like, get a foreign girl into the

country or live in her country.

Who knows? Maybe I'll make enough money.

I'll be able to actually sponsor

someone's spouse visa if they get married

to me. If anyone is interested,

if you're a hot girl looking to relocate,

hot girls only.

I think you need to make— I can't

remember. Last time I checked, I think you

needed to make about 20,000 a year to be

able to support a spouse visa, sponsor a

spouse visa. No, I don't want to

I just really can't imagine it. I would

want to date for at least 5 years because

I think if we can't make— if we can't

survive 5 years or 2 years without

breaking up, then we shouldn't get

So, as none of my relationships ever last

longer than a year or two, me and Chihiro

got married after knowing each other for

about 3 months. She asked me,

by the way. The haters will have you

believe that I begged her. I was like,

please, Chihiro, marry me or else I have

to go. I didn't say any such thing.

I didn't even want to get married. I just

thought, okay, I guess we could.

I don't know why so many people pushing

this idea that it was my idea.

It was not.

Well, knowing from my experience how

quickly relationships can go sour,

I would want to be with the girl for at

least 2 years before even thinking about

I can't believe Chris and Charlotte are

still not married. Didn't they get engaged

like 2 years ago? What's taking them so

long? I wonder if they're gonna get

married at Leeds Castle. That'd be funny.

I'll go stream snipe the wedding.

I'll just show up at the wedding.

That would be funny. And I'll wear a

disguise so they won't know until I've

dropped the video. How long did I date

Chihiro before making it official?

Probably by the second date we

were doing it, which in my

mind would count as official.

Getting through tough times is a testament

to the strength of a relationship. Yeah.

And every time there's a tough time, my

relationships have failed.

I was watching some of my old Thailand

videos on one of my random channels, and

I, I kind of miss Faster, to be honest.

I kind of liked her derpy ways, like the

weird noises she would make or

the weird phrases she

would say. It was a simpler time,

wasn't it? Thailand 2023.

Still had dreams of being this traveling

streamer YouTuber. No debt,

no car, none of this house stuff.

It was like the closing end

part of the chapter was still remnants of

2018 and '19.

There. Kind of miss those days.

Felt so free,

unburdened by what has been before.

Oh wow. Like Riley.

Hello Daniel. Today is my 39th birthday.

Please offer me some guidance heading into

my autumn years.

Uh, I don't know. You're older than me.

You should give me guidance. In my head,

I still feel like I'm a 25-year-old.

Oh man, going 40 is scary, isn't it?

I'm 4 years away. My advice?

Um, I don't know, to be honest. I'm scared

too.

I had this dream, I just remembered it

now. I had a really thick bushy beard and

then I shaved it off and then everyone

said I look better with the beard on.

I really don't know where I'm gonna be in

4 years when I'm 40.

I really don't know.

I feel this weird longing for Bangkok and

Thailand and my old life in the same

way that I felt this weird longing for my

Japan married life when I was in Thailand.

Maybe when this Devon thing's over,

I'll feel this weird longing for the Devon

life.

Damn, I took profit on that trade exactly

at where it reversed. Am I actually

a trading genius?

Yeah, it's like I don't appreciate the

current life I'm in, and then when it's

over, I start yearning for it whilst

yearning for the previous life. When I'm

in the current life. It's weird.

It's hard to miss something when you're

in it. You can only miss the past because

future hasn't happened and the present is

happening now.

Even this shirt reminds me of Thailand. I

bought this shirt for Thailand because I

didn't want to wear t-shirts. So I got

these long shirt Long sleeve Levi shirts.

I had two. I don't know where the other

one went. And then I wore these with the

sleeves rolled up until it got too hot,

and then I wore t-shirts.

Why I don't like Philippines? Because it's

an undeveloped, scary. Country full

of drugs and crime.

Why would I not? Why would I like it?

It's the question. And the women are not

even attractive. I've never seen a hot

Filipino girl ever.

Thailand's good because it's got a lot of

Chinese, ethnically Chinese

Thai people who look better.

Not really into Southeast Asian looks.

Yeah, I've had some good memories in

Devon. Like sometimes the job does have

good memories. The people I met,

the other drivers I've chatted to, the

whole experience of, you know, the first

day being nervous, being shown how it's

done. And then I was so excited when I got

the job because I thought, yes, this job

is everything I wanted Amazon Flex to be.

Just reliable, the same routes every

single day, not being— not getting sent to

some random place every time, being able

to just show up whenever you want, not

book a block and then have to show up at

the block start time. I love it. I can

like show up early or show up a bit later

or go on Sunday if I want to. It's so

flexible, unlike Amazon Flex, which is

funny. Yeah, I do like this

job. It's probably gonna be the easiest

job I've ever done, only because I'm not

doing it properly. But I like having a job

where I can get away with not doing it

Yeah, it's been, been interesting getting

the job because I

was really worried because I thought, oh,

I'll do Uber Eats, but Uber Eats just

doesn't work here. There's too many old

people and they don't eat McDonald's.

And I

thought maybe BeLivery, but it's not very

reliable. Although if I did lose my

job, I'd probably have to do bee livery.

For some reason I get very lazy about bee

livery. It pops up and I'm like, mm,

can't be bothered.

I didn't do any bee liveries when I got

banned from Evry. I saw a couple pop up

and they seemed okay, but then I tried

calculating the cost of electricity and

then minusing it from how much they

offered, and it just didn't seem worth it.

What would I say the highlight of my life

is? Definitely the Japan marriage phase

was the most interesting, had the most

views, had the craziest content.

Although personally, I really enjoyed— I

really enjoyed Mila in Germany. That was

my favorite part out of my whole life.

Traveling to Germany, meeting up with

Mila, going back to Rotterdam together.

It was all great until I moved in to

Rotterdam and then it just went downhill.

But there were still nice bits like

Getting invited over to her grandmother's

for barbecue.

I liked how she introduced me to her

family. I met her mum, I met her dad. She

wasn't ashamed of me.

She was also completely okay with me doing

OnlyFans.

Yeah, it was a great experience in life,

I think. Probably just— it will probably

just be the best experience of my whole

life, probably. It's hard to beat that.

It's summer, you're young, you've got

money, you've got a cute girl to go visit.

It's perfect. It was all so great.

It is nice having a girl come in your life

and bring some excitement and adventure.

I definitely would like some of that again

at some point.

Go on dates and stuff.

They bring this element of spice to your

life, don't they? Life can just be very

bland if you're alone.

But yeah, my main goal is— well, I don't

know now. I was planning on paying off the

credit card end of this month, but my

stocks have been destroyed.

I don't know how long it's going to take

for the market to tank.

You might get all-time highs again before

it tanks.

So yeah, I don't know what to do now.

It's too risky to just switch long.

Like, are you not going to switch long

now?

So I think I just stick to what I have.

Barrick Gold will rise again.

No self-respecting good woman is going to

want you to air out every single intimate

detail of your life. Yeah, well, here's

the thing. If they say that and

make that clear, then I will not air out

the personal details unless they piss me

off, in which case anything goes.

You upset me and make me mad and

block me and dump me over and over again,

I'm gonna be pissed.

And then I won't care about your stupid

feelings. I'll destroy you 10

times, tenfold. So if

you don't annoy me, then I won't destroy

you.

Simple. I will blast your backside to

my massive audience of 137 concurrent

viewers for the whole world to see.

So you best be on your best behavior and

then don't complain when I destroy you

live.

Or I just get a secret girlfriend that

doesn't know about my YouTube channel,

and then we can talk shit about her and

she won't even know. Best of both worlds.

And then when she eventually finds the

channel, Either she'll be too in love to

break up with me over it, or I will have

already had my fill of cereal and I won't

really care if we break up anyway.

That's how I did it with Chihiro, and

faster.

Yeah, I mean, it would be nicer to have a

normal girlfriend who doesn't know about

the channel and I find her outside of

YouTube, that would be the way to go.

But it's hard, you know, when you're

banned on all dating apps and you have no

rizz and

you have the charisma of a wet tissue.

They'll be like, oh, so what do you like

to do on your days off? And I'm like,

Can't say I do OnlyFans. Can't say I do

YouTube. Could— can't say stocks because

the market's closed and women find that

incredibly boring. I recommend never

telling a woman that you are into stocks

because then they'll be like, oh wow,

you're rich. Oh wow, how much money do you

make? I've lost 70%, but you know, I I

still do it all the time.

It's just not a good look. And also they

don't care about it. They find it boring.

They think it's lame. I don't think it's a

very good idea to tell girls you do stops

unless you are actually rich from doing it

and you can brag.

$2 portfolio day trade. Yeah, I trade,

trade pennies on the Nasdaq.

I had a 2 to 1 reward ratio trade on

Friday.

21 pence profit. Pretty good.

Yeah, I don't know. What do I do for fun?

I suck my love doll's willy and then I

fuck it in the bumhole and then I have pot

noodle and then I check the stocks.

Too excited making 20p? No, it's not about

making 20p. It's about having a successful

trade. That's what's exciting. The amount

of money is irrelevant. I don't care about

the money. Oh, I don't care about 20

pence. I care about having successful

trades. That's why I'm excited, because I

want to be a successful trader.

I'd rather have 50 successful trades that

make 5 pence each than one successful

trade that made £100.

Because it's about repetition and

creating— what's

that word? Replication.

You have to be able to replicate the

success. It shouldn't be luck-based.

There should be a number of things that

happen where you— if, if those things line

up and happen, you take the trade every

time. That's what backtesting is.

Like, if this happens, that happens

between London kill zone, then I'm gonna

take the trade. My system requires it.

Would I ever date a trans girl?

If she was really cute and the sex was

really good and we really clicked

personality-wise, I could see it.

But he or she's got to be like really

feminine. So I don't see any of the male.

Yeah. You know that viral Thailand Thai

ladyboy? She's not bad looking.

She's better looking than most of my exes,

to be honest. It's just the voice is a bit

deep.

Yeah, I could see it, I guess.

Maybe I'd rather have a hot attractive

ladyboy than like an ugly fat girlfriend

who's a real girl.

Oh no, I don't like Lisa Chang.

Too— body's too big. Face is okay,

but the body's too big. I want a small

body. So she can ride me and I

don't feel like I'm getting crushed.

Is willy not considered masculine?

Yeah, but it's just a tiny little bit

compared to the entire body. Like,

what's more feminine, a really hot female

body but with a willy, or like a really

masculine chunky woman with a Vagina.

Because she— okay, she's got a vagina,

but her whole body looks unfeminine.

I mean, when you see a woman, what about

her turns you on? Is it her body and face,

or is it the vagina? I don't think anyone

just gets turned on by a vagina. You see

the face and you like the face and you

like the body. Vaginas are pretty ugly

things, to be honest. I actually— I don't

like the look of a vagina most of the

time. It looks gross. I like the bum hole

because it's like a neat little round

circle. The vagina is like, I don't know,

it looks like a mess. Long and it's like

with a little thing at the top. It looks

weird. I always take

my glasses off when I put it in because I

actually don't want to see it in full

detail. I actually don't think I've ever

seen any of my exes you know what, with my

glasses on, I'm actually kind of scared of

looking at it because I, I'm scared, what

if it looks gross and then I don't want to

put my willy in it anymore. So yeah,

I always take my glasses off for

insertion.

But there's a lot of ugly looking willies

out there too. Like, foreskin's too big or

it's curved, too veiny, the head's too

little or the head's too big. Yeah,

it's hard to get the perfect proportions.

I need to pee, hold on.

Oh,

I'm getting cold.

Yeah, the food situation's not looking

very good. We've basically gone through

all of the good food, the luxury food has

mostly been eaten now, and now we're on

the reserve foods, which is bits

of bacon, egg, cheese,

pasta, and some leftover

vegetables like Celery and onions.

So now we got to use— we

got to use imagination to make some nice

My Temu delivery came earlier.

The guy took a picture of me receiving it.

The bitch is funny.

See, that's what you're supposed to do.

That's what a proper everyday— because

he's an everyday guy. That's what you're

supposed to do. Knock the door, wait for

the person to come out, and then take a

photo of them receiving it. I don't do

that. I just put it at the door and take a

photo of it at the door.

I just— I feel awkward having my photos

taken.

So yeah, I got my sexy lace thongs and my

hair removal cream.

Is it? I don't know.

Or was it my fry pan? Frying pan?

Well, it might be everything in it. It

just felt kind of light to have a frying

pan in it.

I don't know, it's made me— made me

realize that all these other delivery guys

probably have no problems with knocking

the door because they're not scared of

people. And also they're not going to risk

losing their job because they don't want

to knock on the door, whereas I'm willing

to lose my job just because I'm stubborn

and I don't want to take a photo of the

person taking the parcel because I find it

very awkward.

I don't like this, taking a photo of

people. It feels invasive.

I feel like a bit of a weirdo, like, oh,

I'm just taking a photo of you in your

house. It feels weird.

I don't know why Every makes you do that,

but Amazon doesn't. On Amazon, if you

choose delivered to household, it doesn't

ask you to take a photo. But with Every,

you gotta take a photo no matter what you

choose. One time there was a cat and I put

left with household and I put the cat in

the picture. I put her parcel

and like the cat was in the corner. Come

on, that's funny. The cat received it.

How is taking a video of yourself any

different than a photo? Oh my

God, you're so stupid. I'm saying it's

awkward to take the photo.

How does that have anything to do with

making a video of myself on YouTube? It's

completely different. You're the

Neanderthal if you think that's even the

same thing. Fucking moron. Maybe learn to

listen before you try and judge or

criticize. I don't really mind

that much because it's their job and they

have to take a photo.

But you know that there are a few seconds

of awkward silence whilst they're taking

the photos and I've got to like wait for

them to take the photo. So it feels kind

of weird.

Doing stuff on YouTube doesn't feel weird

because there's no one here. Why? Why

would it feel weird if I'm alone? Things

only feel weird when there's someone else

here. God, you stupid idiot.

Nothing feels weird if there's no one else

here. Like, if there were no people in the

world, you'd do anything you wanted to and

nothing would be weird because You only

think things are weird and awkward because

there's other people involved.

Yeah, that's the only thing I don't like

about the job. What I'll do is I take— if

I'm gonna hand it to them, like I hear

them inside the house, I take a picture of

it in front of the door and then press

finish, and then I knock on the door, and

then when they open it, I just hand it

straight to them without taking a photo.

Who cares? They got it. They're happy

because they got it. And I rang the

doorbell, knocked on door, and then the

company's happy because they got a picture

even though it's not the correct picture.

Yeah, so we're now in the challenging

phase of cooking where we've used up all

the protein. No sausages, no chicken

wings, no steaks left. We've just got lard

on— I mean, pancetta and eggs. I could

make a pasta. I haven't made carbonara

in a while. Or I could— I've got the MREs,

still got about 5 packs of those.

I had bacon and eggs, scrambled eggs for

and the Huel and the Pot Noodle.

My next shop So far I've spent £37

on food this month, mostly thanks to AJ

buying me that £40 shopping,

which lasted me for a bit. And also, who

else bought me food last month?

I got some spaghetti pasta stuff which

lasted me for a bit. But yeah, I'll

probably go shopping for food I'm hoping

20th. I think I could last until 20th

without buying more food. I've still got

bacon, I still got all the AJ eggs, and

I've got loads of pasta still. It's just I

don't have any— I don't have any sauce for

the pasta, so it's gonna have to be

buttery cheesy sauce.

Also, I get a 4% discount at Tesco because

I'm an Every driver. So I get the 0.5%

cashback on the credit card. I get the 4%

voucher.

I haven't seen AJ for a while. Oh, she

went on holiday to— I think she said Bali

for 2 weeks. So I don't know if she— she's

probably not watching while she's there,

but she'll be back. She said, we're

friends. I said, thanks.

What was I saying? Yeah, I get 4% voucher

discount at Tesco and I get 0.5% cashback

on my credit card and I get the Tesco Club

points for vouchers. So getting quite a

lot of discounts here.

I think maybe 20th. I'll go for another

shop. I might have to buy other stuff.

I need a new toothbrush, and I

might— I've realized that I've kept

Sunny's stuff, like her makeup and

toiletries. She left a whole tube of

toothpaste, so I can use that.

I could use her toothbrush actually. She

left her toothbrush as well. She left

cotton pads for makeup, removal and

moisturizing cleanser. Can't really use

that. She left— oh, she left a body wash

and I smelt it. I smelled it and it smells

like her. That's the smell that reminded

me of her. So that was a bit trippy.

She left her hair iron, her hair

straightener as well, which I won't use.

I used to use hair straighteners, but now

I feel like my hair's actually kind of

pretty straight on its own. I don't really

need a hair straightener. I don't know why

when I was younger I was obsessed with

using a hair straightener. It's already

pretty straight looking.

Yeah, I don't know why I'm keeping her

stuff still. Maybe in a way I like it.

It reminds me that she was here.

I am a sentimental person. I don't like to

get rid of people's stuff and burn it,

unlike some people.

I used to straighten my hair because I was

into the anime look. I really wanted, you

know, Light from Death Note. I really

liked his hairstyle. It was so nice and

straight with the little spiky flicks.

What food would I like delivered to me?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. I don't know.

Crisps? Pot noodle?

Chocolate? I've only got one

of those Meiji bars left.

I can't go to the food bank. I'm not— I

make nearly £3,000 a month. It's for

homeless people and people on benefits.

Unfortunately, I make too much money.

Although, how do they know that? They're

not going to check up, are they? They're

not going to be like, oh, you have to

prove that you're broke. How would they

prove it though? And that would be a bit

rude to accuse people of not being

homeless when they actually might be

homeless.

They have food packs at Tesco.

When you enter Tesco, the entrance,

they've got these shelves And it's like

brown bags with food in it.

Are you allowed to just take it? It's got

like an apple and a sandwich, packet of

crisps.

I remember when I went to the slum area in

Japan, all the homeless people start

lining up to get free coffee and some miso

soup. Gosh, so miserable. Can you imagine

living in the slums? Homeless, living in a

cardboard box in a tent. Sometimes you

really don't realize how good your own

life is until you look at people worse

off. And there are a lot of people worse

off.

It was— yeah, it does make you appreciate

But then you still end up feeling

miserable because you failed at stuff you

wanted to be good at and you're still

broke. But at least it's not

as bad as they are. Yeah,

Nishinari is so depressing. It's got

loads of old men, like abandoned old men

with no families, no lovers,

no money. Probably laborers when they were

younger, didn't build any savings or

assets, just blew it all on booze. And

yakiniku, and now they're living in a park

in a cardboard box right next to the

brothels. Like, oh my God, can you imagine

being like a 60-year-old man with no money

and you probably haven't had sex for

decades, and then you're right next to

Tobita Shinchi with all these hot Japanese

girls just sitting there in bikinis, and

then you can't even afford to bang one,

and then you don't even know if they would

let you. Do you think if you're too old

they would say no thanks?

I wonder if you're black and you go to

Tobu Toshinchi, do they turn you away?

Because I've been turned away for riding a

bicycle. I went to Tobu Toshinchi once on

a bicycle and so many girls were like

covering their faces and looking away.

And then one accepted me and then I asked

her, Why were they doing that? And she

said, they probably think you're recording

them. And I thought, why would me being

on a bicycle mean that I'm recording them?

And why do so many of them think that I'm