i'm in big financial trouble...

Uh, testing,

testing, uh,

testing.

Okay.

I need caffeine.

Caffeine.

Okay, so the news is Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. I'm tired.

It's hard work doing nothing

all day.

So I went to the garage today for

my MOT and I passed the MOT,

but I had to buy a new tyre and a

new wheel.

So it's going to cost me £380.

Great.

Um, yeah, so it passed the MOT, but they

said the treads on my front right tire

were too shallow. So I said, okay, give me

a new tire, £100. And then I said,

well, actually, last time I changed my

tire, the guy said my wheel was buckled,

probably because I hit a pothole. But I

didn't really pay attention to it. He said

you might feel wobbling when you're

driving. But honestly, I didn't feel any

wobbling at all until today. I went onto

the big road And I did over 60 and I felt

like the car was vibrating the whole time.

I don't know if it was the road or the

car. It must be the car. It felt a bit

scary, like the wheel was going to come

off or something. So yeah, I told them

about the wheel and they checked it and

they said, yeah, it's buckled. Do you want

us to order you a new wheel? And I said,

okay. And then they said the new wheel was

going to be like £200.

So yeah, really annoying. Just another

£400 off of my profits from delivery

driving. So last month I spent £300 on 2

tyres. And now this month I've got to

spend £400 on a new tyre and a new wheel.

So that's like £700. I only made about

£2,800 doing Every. And now you gotta take

off £700. So I barely made

anything from doing Every.

Probably made like £500 a month after all

the expenses. Rubbish.

I thought I'd better get the wheel changed

because it felt a little bit scary.

And I needed the tire changed anyway.

They said the treads were getting

dangerously shallow.

Yeah, well, I did 15,000 miles on it,

didn't I, since September doing delivery

work. Uh, they cleaned my car for free,

so I guess that's good. I ended up sitting

in the MOT dealership place for like 3

hours. Took ages. I walked around the area

because they had other car shops. I looked

at the used cars and they're all so

expensive. They're like £5,000, £6,000.

There were a couple £2,500 cars,

but they were like these really tiny,

ugly things.

And then you'll never guess what happened

when I went into one of these used car

dealerships. This guy in a car pulled up

next to me and pulled the window down,

starts talking to me. He says, what are

you looking for? I said, I'm looking for a

car. And then he said, oh, not something

electric? And I was like, huh, that's kind

of weird. How does he know I drive an

electric car? And then I just stand there

looking really confused. And then he

realized, oh, the joke failed. And then he

just told me, That he knows who I

am. So that was a bit strange. Apparently

it was some other driver from the depot

who recognized me. I didn't even

recognize— I honestly didn't recognize him

at all. And I said, oh yeah, I'm looking

to downgrade my car.

He said he runs the place, so he also runs

a car dealership.

It's like such a small world, this area.

You, you bump into people that you barely

even know and they recognize you because I

guess I stand out because I look pretty

unique compared to everyone else, don't I?

And I drive an electric car. Most people

here have SUVs and diesels,

but I didn't even recognize him at first.

And then, yeah, he said he doesn't, he

doesn't do electric cars, but his mate

Mike or something could buy

it off me. But he didn't even tell me

where this Mike guy is. I was like, okay.

Bit weird.

Yeah, I probably am the only Chinese

boy in the village. I don't see any other

ethnic groups apart from white people

I asked him how much you think the car's

worth. He just said he had no idea.

But I don't really want to change my car.

I was kind of shaky actually driving

today. I felt like my knees were a bit

shaky and I thought, thank God this is not

a manual car. If I had to worry about

clutch control and stalling it, I would—

I'm already nervous and anxious. If I had

to worry about that on top of it, no,

it's too much. Especially when you only

drive maybe once or twice a month, you

start getting nervous again after not

driving. It feels weird to not drive and

then go back to driving. It's like, I

don't know, you're sitting in this box and

you've got this wheel and it moves and you

feel like, how can I possibly control this

thing going so quickly? And actually you

can control it.

Yeah, very strange after you've not driven

for a while. Now I'm very glad that I

don't have to change gears and stuff like

that, so I probably won't sell the car

because the car is probably devalued to a

point where I mean, if I could sell it for

10k, it might be worth getting a 5k car,

but I probably can't get 10k. I'll

probably get like 7k best. Best offer

would probably be like 7k. So I'd sell it

for like 7k and get, I don't know, a 4 or

5k car and then only profit a couple k's.

It's not really worth it. And then I'll

downgrade to a car that's worse in every

way. So yeah, I'm probably just gonna keep

the car. It's too much hassle. To try and

sell it. And also I just don't really want

to change gears. And to get an automatic—

automatic cars are like 5K minimum.

So yeah, I've got to go back to the garage

tomorrow to get my new wheel because they

didn't have any, so they had to order one.

So I'll go tomorrow again in the morning.

Bit annoying. The wheel

was like £220. I think it was like £180

for the wheel and then £30 for labor.

And then the tire was £100. And then the

MOT test was £55. Passed the MOT test.

But they didn't— you know what? They

didn't notice that my wheel was buckled.

I had to tell them it was buckled. And

then they had to check it again because

you won't really know unless you took the

tires off. I thought they did like a

driving test on these fake spinning things

to simulate driving. I thought they would

know because

I was doing 60 on the dual carriageway and

it was like shaking like that.

And the tire guy from a couple of weeks

ago, a month ago now, It was on the day I

got banned on Every again. My tire went

flat and it came off the wheel and I

accidentally drove off not knowing. And

then I had to reverse back into my

driveway and the wheel— I mean, the tire

came off the wheel and I was basically

just driving on the wheel on concrete.

And I thought maybe that's what did it.

But then the tire guy said, no, you

probably just hit a pothole. But I don't

remember hitting any pothole so hard it's

going to buckle the wheel. 'Cause you'd

have to hit the pothole pretty hard,

wouldn't you? I don't remember hitting the

pothole that hard.

But yeah, I don't really feel safe going

fast if the whole car is gonna shake like

that, so I thought I'd better get the

wheel replaced. They didn't offer to

repair the wheel, they just said, do I

want a new wheel? I should have said,

can't you repair it? I just said, okay,

whatever.

My armpit hair is really long now. It

feels weird. It's like a brush,

like a brush of hair, like a hairbrush

under my armpit.

Hmm.

So yeah, another month, another hundreds

of pounds unexpected expenses. What's

going to happen next month? So, so far my

expenses this month are £1,700.

I think I've calculated everything in.

Zero overdraft did not last long. Yeah,

you wait until this weekend, it's going to

be down another £900 when I pay rent. So

I've got to take out another 900 for rent

and I've got to take out another 200 for

the wheel. So I'm going to be in overdraft

of 1,300, I think.

And I don't get my YouTube money until the

21st of this month.

Yep. All my Ethereum money is gone

already. Didn't last long.

I'm never going to get out of this damn

overdraft, am I? I'll get out of it at

the end of the month and then I'll go

straight back into it at the beginning of

the next month.

If, if nothing unexpected happens, I can

make more money than my expenses. But if

something happens, like I've got to

replace something or buy something, then I

barely make break even. And then I

can never get out of the overdraft because

I don't make more than I'm spending.

So yeah, I don't know what to do. I didn't

know I was going to have to end up

spending $400 today.

Really annoying.

It's also really frustrating. I lost like

$400 on stocks because I went short the

market. I decided to close it at

a 20% loss and then I put all the money

into the Russell 2000.

I just, I feel like this scenario of

markets going to all-time new highs before

crashing is more likely than crashing

first. Just doesn't seem like it's going

to crash. So I closed

out the triple leveraged SPY short with a

20% loss, £300 loss.

And now I've gone long. So now it's

probably going to crash. So I lost £300

for no reason and then lost another £400

for my car. So I'm down like £800 more

than I thought I was going to be.

I need some kind of random event to get

some extra money now. Crank up more

OnlyFans.

Really annoying. I might get £100

for this. EveryDriver signup bonus thing

that I was supposed to get a month ago.

They said they're looking into it.

I'm supposed to get £100 as like a reward

for being an EveryDriver, but I never got

it, so I chased them up about it. They

said they're escalating my case.

No, it's not Every. It's this online bank

called Tide. They do this campaign where

if you use the Tide card, you get £100

reward. Where's my £100?

And then I went to Tesco. I spent £64.

Which is quite a lot, but I got all the

stuff I usually get. There's no point

going there and then not getting

everything you want to get, cuz then you

get it anyway later. So I might as well

just get it all at once.

Uh, did I know Nationwide gives you $100

They gave me 50. No, they gave me 100 a

couple months ago for thanking me

for being a member of Nationwide.

Well, there's another one. That'd be

pretty nice. Makes you wonder why they

do it. It's not like I would have closed

my account if they didn't do it. They

didn't need to do it, did they?

It's not really going to make any

difference. It's not like I'm going to

say, oh wow, Notion is so good, I'm going

to open up more accounts. I'm just going

to carry on using my account like usual.

Very generous.

So yeah, this month's going to be rough.

I expected to be up £500 end of the month.

I'm going to be lucky if I'm out of the

overdraft end of the month, to be honest.

So I'm overdraft £121 at the moment.

Tomorrow I've got to spend another £224

and then I've got rent coming and then

I've got my internet and then I've got

another £100 for the IKEA loan.

And then I don't know if my food is going

to last me the whole month, so I might

have to buy a bit more food.

So I'm looking at £1,400 overdraft.

And then I add my YouTube money, which

would be about £1,000, some OnlyFans,

some PayPal. Maybe I can get to zero

end of the month.

I might be able to get to zero end of

month. And then July

starts. I'm back in overdraft again,

minus $1,000-ish.

Also, I need to sell my stocks this month.

I'm no longer banking on a market crash

because I've sold my shorts. I'm now

banking on market ripping to all-time new

highs with gold. That's what

I need.

Imagine it crashes now. That would

be so funny.

You know, the funny thing is, because I'm

in £1,000 overdraft, even if I sell my

£4,400 in stocks, as soon as it

hits the bank account, it's instantly gone

down to £3,000 because the overdraft will

eat up £1,000 of it. So then I only have

£3,000, but I need £5,000 to pay off my

Amazon card. So even if I sell my stocks,

it still won't be enough to pay off the

Amazon card. And keep me out of overdraft

the next month. So I'm super screwed.

Because I'll sell my stocks, get $4K,

lose $1K instantly to overdraft or more,

and then still be short $2K for the Amazon

card, and then go into

another $1K overdraft again the next

month. I'm screwed. And now

I've got no backup money because the stock

money is my backup money.

Update the numbers— they are updated.

So I

don't even have enough money to pay all

the credit card—

Oh well, like, it's chosen. Why don't you

offer to do dick pic ratings for $10 or

$20 a rating? You could easily make a

couple hundred from that. I don't think

they want that. They want to see my dick,

not show me their dick.

I just ignore them anyway. If they try,

like, flirting with me, I just ignore it.

Sometimes they send me messages saying

like, can I fuck you? And I just ignore it

because I'm not gay.

Yeah, so I really don't know what to do.

Barrick Gold is doing well, so that's

nice. Tomorrow is the

Mali court hearing to see if they're going

to release the confiscated gold or not.

So it might tank or rip, I don't know.

So yeah, I don't know what to do really.

It's like a juggling act between the

overdraft and the credit card,

and then all my earnings getting destroyed

by rent and bills.

Yeah, I wasted— I probably lost £500

because of Traveling Trader. I lost £175

for his Discord, and then I lost £300

because I went heavy on shorts because he

kept talking about shorts.

So I would be up £500 if I just never

joined his Discord, to be honest.

Now if Russell 2000 can go up 20%, I will

make my money back almost.

I'll make most my money back I lost in the

short if Russell 2000 could go up 20%.

But I cancelled my membership. I'm not

paying £75 a month.

Hmm, yeah, I don't know

what to do really. It's really annoying.

Videos barely getting any views. They're

making like $15 each. So if

I pump out one a day, it's like $450.

On top of what I'm making.

I didn't make one today because I was too

tired. I spent 3 hours sitting in the car

Hmm.

Tricky times.

Let me recalculate the numbers.

-121, -224,

-900. Maybe I just don't buy

the new wheel. It wasn't that bad. It's

just a little bit wobbly. Who cares?

Maybe I just ghost them tomorrow.

I get the wheel changed some other time.

Internet, IKEA, and then YouTube,

PayPal, OnlyFans. I might

be able to be up £100 end of the month and

then sell my stocks.

So I have £4,600.

Minus $4,992

for the credit card.

I'll be minus $400 overdraft. And then

beginning of July, minus rent again.

I'll be in like overdraft nearly $2,000.

So I have no credit card debt, but I'll be

in overdraft of nearly $2,000. And then

end of the month I might be still in

overdraft by a couple hundred.

Yeah, the MOT passed without changing the

wheel. They just said I should change my

tyre because the treads are too shallow.

Actually, I was the one who told them

about the wheel being buckled because they

Yeah, overdraft interest is worse than

credit card interest. Overdraft interest

is like 40%. Credit card

interest is only 25%.

You need to stop ignoring your gay fans.

It's time to start milking them. Play into

their fantasy. I'm sure all the OnlyFans

girls do that, and that's why they make

more money. Yeah,

maybe.

I don't know why the overdraft interest

rate is so high.

Is it always that high?

Yeah, if I make a video with Crypt,

like a vlog, and then introduce her as the

Canadian girl,

and then like she use

her like a product, it sounds like it

sounds like I'm like. Pimping her out or

something. It's kind of messed up,

but if she's cool with it, then whatever.

She's like my new product. And then

say we're on OnlyFans or something,

because imagine if Chihiro was on

OnlyFans. That would have made a killing.

Or if Mila was on OnlyFans or something.

My new cash cow.

Hmm. Pump out 10 videos if she comes.

Yeah. Picking up Canadian girl at

the airport.

Gotta milk it.

Apparently Chihiro said something about me

recently. She said in a screenshot— I

mean, in a DM, I screenshotted it— it's

best to ignore fools like Daniel, so I

don't care no matter what he says.

Okay.

Harsh words.

So what it means, I can say anything I

want. Not that I don't say anything I want

already.

Well, up 50 pence. I'm long NASDAQ

and I'm short at the same time. Can't

lose.

I'm up a pound now.

I think it's just more likely that it's

gonna rip than tank.

It's my net worth minus 2K. Okay,

let's add it all up. So I've got

$1,400 overdraft,

$145 IKEA loan,

$4,992 Amazon credit card. And then

I've got $400 and $4,400-ish

stocks. I've got $1,000 YouTube

coming in a few weeks. I've probably got

$400-ish OnlyFans coming this month.

Maybe 100 PayPals.

What else do I got?

Yeah, so after all that, I'm looking at

minus £600 in the overdraft.

I could do all that this month, sell the

socks, pay everything off, get the YouTube

money, pay the rent.

It's annoying. I lost £100 day trading

because the market ripped and I was short.

Actually, I've lost— yeah, I lost £100 day

I reckon I can get £600 or £700 from

OnlyFans, which is like Not

much because stupid dollar's so weak now.

£500.

I'm up £1.20 on my long. If we go to all—

if we go to previous all-time highs on

NASDAQ, I'd be up £85.

And then I close it and wait for the

market to tank, and then I'll make back

all my money from the shorts. Can't lose.

And either, either the market tanks and I

make all my money back from the shorts,

and then if the market's gonna rip anyway,

isn't it, then it rebounds and then I make

all my money back on the longs. I enter a

new long at the bottom and then I profit

as it goes back up. Or if the market rips

all-time highs, I make money on the longs.

And then when it tops out, I just make my

money back from the shorts when it

crashes. Can't lose.

This is how you cheat the system.

Gonna be rich.

I don't think I spend too much. I'm trying

to spend as little as possible, but things

keep happening with my car.

£700 my car cost me in the last couple of

Last month? Yeah, I spent some unnecessary

things like I got the 5kg plates. I got

Kingdom Come 2. I got the beanbag. I

really like the beanbag. I got the sex

doll, but that was for OnlyFans. I got

the— I got a bunch of stuff off Temu for

like £100.

Last month was rough because I had to pay

half a year of council tax all at once,

and then I've got to pay another half in

November, another £700.

Sorry, I don't know how I'm gonna survive.

The sex doll was about £60, I think.

It wasn't too expensive. I'll make the

money back from using it easily.

Yeah, I heard in America you don't have to

do MOTs every year. In the UK, you've got

to get your car checked every year to make

sure it's roadworthy, and if you fail the

MOT, you've got to get the car fixed up.

You get a free wash though. My car's

looking really nice and clean now. Free

wash, free valet.

No, it didn't fail, it passed, but I had

to get a new tire and a new wheel.

Up £1.30 on my long.

No, I'm not selling the car.

Problem is I

can't— every month I'm spending more than

I'm making. This is a problem because

on top of rent and bills, there always

seems to be something else. To help with

the tire replacement bill. Oh, wow.

Thanks, SH.

Very generous. The car

was 13K, but I've spent 15K on it because

I got ripped off with interest.

Yeah, so after working delivery jobs for 6

months, I've had to replace 3 of the tires

and get a new wheel. Crazy,

isn't it? But everything was fine. The

suspension, steering, all that was fine.

That's, um, it's where you get your money

back from having a new car and an EV. If

you got some banger, who knows, it could

have needed thousands of pounds of work.

Plus, I drove through a massive puddle.

It was like driving into a river. The

water went so high. If it was an engine

car, it probably would have toasted the

engine. So I think in a way I've saved a

lot of money from having an EV because

there's benefits of an EV over normal

cars, like less parts that can go wrong,

no exhaust system. No,

even if I sell the car, it won't fix the

problems. The problem is I can't

keep my head above the water because I

make more money than the expenses, but

every month there's like some random

expense. Like, oh,

£700 council tax. And then next month,

£300 plus £150 for the phone

and the new tires. And then this month,

another new tire and a new wheel and MOT

test. Next month, I don't know.

July next month, isn't it? What am I gonna

have to pay for next month?

All these damn— I'm trying to just sit in

the house and do nothing so I don't get

these random expenses coming out.

Buying Kingdom Come 2 was a mistake. I

shouldn't have done that. The 5 kg

dumbbell plates, I don't know. I mean, I

do want to increase my strength, but I

should probably stick to the 12 kgs before

increasing it. And then what else did I

Hmm, yeah, the stupid Traveling Traders

Discord was a mistake. And then the month

April, I got Monster Hunter, £60,

thinking I could make content out of it

and didn't get any views. And I got grass

seeds, plastic tub,

a mirror. Bought that new

S10 Plus, £130. New tyre.

Money in, money out.

Oh, I'm up £1.70. Market's ripping.

I'm up £1.90.

I feel like I take profit now because it's

just ranging, isn't it? There's like no

breakout at all, all day.

I'm at £1.80. I feel like I might take the

profit because

it's just going like that all day. I'll

just— I'm gonna lose this £2 in the next 5

minutes probably if I don't take it now.

Oh, that's £1.25.

Yeah, so now I have already spent too

much money this month and we're only 4

days in. I need to not spend anything for

the next 26 days.

I don't know if I can make my food shop

today stretch for 26 days.

I don't know what else. I think I've

calculated everything in. It says total

expenses for this month, £1,700. We got

rent, electric, uh,

Amazon repayments, my phone, IKEA loan,

Freetrade, Apple is charging me £5 a month

for something. I don't know what.

The problem with rationing food is I start

getting really skinny and I'm trying to

not bulk, but like put on a little bit

more weight. But if I ration food too

much, I'm going to get really skinny more

than I already am.

So I don't understand why women have such

a hard time losing weight. All you got to

do is not eat. You lose weight,

look better, and you save money. But for

some reason, they, they seem to struggle

with this. I don't know what I could do.

I could probably lose loads of weight

without it. I've got to put effort into

not losing weight because I'll look weird

if I lose too much weight. I need a bit of

weight. Food is nice. Yeah, I guess

so. But you know what's nicer?

Having money and not being fat.

Oh, I'm up £2.20.

Market's ripping very

Yeah, I don't know why Sunny was not super

skinny because she didn't really eat that

much unless she goes home and binges a

whole box of donuts. Maybe the reason why

when she was with me she was cranky is

because she was starving herself and then

she goes home, she like stuffs a whole bag

of Muffins.

5, 10 spoons of sugar in her tea.

Because she ate less than I

did. She would barely eat anything when we

ate food. She didn't— she'd have like

a piece of bread for lunch.

I don't get it. Like, how is she not

skinny?

Kind of weird genetics,

I guess. But I mean,

genetics don't trump biology.

If you don't have calories, you don't get

fat. It's simple. You only get fat because

you've got a surplus of calories. But if

you're not eating, then where are the

calories coming from?

I'm not skinny because I'm like magic,

it's because I don't eat enough.

Hmm,

Sunny would have looked really good though

if she was slim.

Because I remember she showed me a picture

of when she was like 20 or 19, when she

was doing Domino's Pizza and she was

wearing a Domino's uniform and she looked

way better than she does now,

to be honest.

I'm not fat shaming, I'm just saying that

I don't understand why she's not skinny.

Stupid tongue. Don't you ever think

it's really weird? Like, what is this

thing in my mouth?

What is it? It's that piece of meat in my

It looks weird, like a big pink slug,

but it doesn't taste of anything. I rub my

tongue together. I don't taste anything,

but I feel it.

I don't really like— I don't really like

tongue kissing. And then you lick the

other person's tongue. It feels weird.

You can feel like all the taste buds, the

bumpy bits. Sunny used to really love—

what was it?

Cow tongue at yakiniku. She'd always get a

plate of cow tongue. It was disgusting.

And it was kind of just like all the other

bits of meat, but more chewy.

Why would you want to eat the cow's tongue

though? You can eat all the other bits of

meat which are good and tasty, and then

you want to eat its tongue. Have you seen

them prepare the tongue? It's disgusting.

They cut that— all the stuff under the

tongue off. Like the floppy bits,

and they, they thinly slice it.

Sometimes English is like the snake's

language with all the th sounds.

Disgusting.

There's a lot of sounds in English that

sound like this.

That's probably what it sounds like to a

foreign speaker. Like Chinese to us

sounds like ching chong, ching chong all

There's a bone in duck tongue. What?

I used to think there was a bone in the

penis. That's why they called it a boner.

Apparently humans have the best penises

because there's no bone in it and it's

more flexible. Is that true?

I heard a lot of animals do have a bone in

the willy. Cats have spikes on

their willy so it hooks into the cat so it

can't run away. Okay, well, how do they

get it out then after they're finished?

Weird. Penile spines.

I'm up £1.95.

Should I take profits? Market's ripping.

£2.11.

I'm up £2.

I'm rich.

I might take my £2 profit actually.

£1.30 now.

£1.50. Oh my God, I should have taken the

No, I'm not taking it. It's £100

I'm just scared the market's gonna tank

and then I won't make my money back

because I'm in a long, so it will cancel

out all the money I make back from the

short. I cancel the short, now I'm down

£100 because of the long. Did I

get the Switch 2? No, everywhere's out of

stock. No one has any stock.

Oh God, I'm so tired today. Spent all

day outside almost. Um, what was

I going to do? Switch to I bought cod

today. We're gonna make fish and chips.

It says currently unavailable.

I guess I'll make a fake review tomorrow.

Do not buy. I should have made it today,

actually.

So what I'll do is wake up early in the

morning, I go and get my new wheel,

come home, I make the fake Switch 2 video,

and then lunch. I need to try and make my

food stretch for the whole month.

How did I manage to spend 60 on groceries?

Because I got a lot of food. I got 20

chicken wings, 14 sausages, a pack

of bacon, beef mince, 4 pork loins,

6 pork bellies,

uh, broccoli, celery, rosemary, cabbage,

I got crisps, oranges.

Uh, what else? Oh,

I got some Japanese stuff. I got soba

buckwheat noodles and I got chicken and

beef ramen broth. That should make

me about 10 bowls of ramen, I think.

Uh, what else? Sausage rolls.

So hopefully it's gonna last me a couple

weeks. I just need to make sure I eat the

meat fast enough before it goes off, and

also I need to eat the vegetables quickly

because my one starts to get mold on it.

I could probably make 4 beef patties out

of the mincemeat, or pasta dishes,

bolognese. I didn't get eggs. I still got

a couple eggs left. I don't think eggs are

that important. Oh,

about £2.30 on my long.

I'm probably going to go for the The

relative equal highs on 29th of May.

It's going for those highs and then it

might pull back. See, you don't

need traveling trader because

I try and ration my vegetables and then I

spend— I take so long to eat them and they

end up getting mold. Sell my car?

No, because my car is really good and

you're not going to get another car like

it for £7K, which is how much I'll get for

selling it. So it would be a waste.

For £7K, you'd get some crappy 2016

petrol car with low mileage and it

won't be better than my car.

Yeah, I know I barely use it. That is, is

a problem, isn't it? But I like my car.

It's moine. And then when I get a girl

here, it'll be useful.

I'd only have to stop 3 times if I go to

the airport. Exeter, Andover, and then one

near the airport.

3 times back. Yeah, well, I mean,

I probably can make it back to my house

from Andover without charging it.

Hmm, I don't know. I mean, I would— might

be able to get a couple thousand if I sell

it and buy a new car, but the couple

thousand is just going to disappear

straight away, isn't it? And then my car

is gone forever, and then I'm stuck

forever with a shit car and don't have my

mum to buy me a new car again, probably.

So I got a decent car thanks to my mum.

That's not really gonna happen again, is

it? If I get rid of the car, it's gone

forever. I won't be able to get it back

unless I get a PCP loan again. I mean,

you can't, you can't buy a car for £15K

and sell it for £7K and then somehow get

it back if you change your mind. How are

you gonna get it back? Buy it off the

person you sold it to for the markup

price. That's just stupid.

Now sometimes it's best to just not do

anything. It's like stocks, the best move

is to not do anything really.

Did I see potential replacements? No,

I saw a nice Vauxhall Mokka white for

about £5,500. Same car as Sonny's but

white. And I thought, okay, I get 7k for

mine against Voxel Mocha for 5k, and I've

saved 2,000.

2,000 is not really gonna last long, is

it?

Pay off my overdraft once.

To make it really worth it, I need to get

like a 2K car, but that's gonna be

rubbish.

Yeah, it really sucks I lost the job at

Avery. But what I wanted to do was make

videos instead. But let's face it, the

videos aren't going to make— I was making

about £40 a day doing every— but

then expenses like repairs and electricity

probably cost me £400 a month. So after

expenses, I probably made £700 net.

Which would be in dollars, $1,000.

I'm currently making about $15 per

video, so I would have to make 66 videos

a month to make that.

I'd have to make 2 videos a day and

stream. People just won't watch them

anymore because there's just so many being

spammed out. That's the problem.

I mean, if I'm gonna get 4K views

regardless, then yeah, I would spam out.

I'd spam out 5 a day. The problem is you

put out too many, you end up not getting

4K views a video. I mean,

if they only got 1K views a video, I could

put out 10 and then get 10K views.

But then I'm just gonna run out of— I have

nothing left to talk about. I really don't

have anything else to talk about, and I'm

like scraping the bottom of the barrel,

bringing up Chihiro stuff.

Yeah, spamming videos on the second

channel helps because it doesn't have an

audience there. It just gets algorithm

audience. The main channel has a loyal

audience, but they will

not watch if I spam stuff out too many

times. There's diminishing returns.

I need a video game where I can just spam

out videos like, uh, Path of Exile

2.

Helldivers was great. I just put the same

title for every gun. Insane damage plus

the gun name. Melt, melt your face or

something. Melts everything. I put on the

thumbnail. Some of them got like 30,000

Oh, I just got my toenail off. Look at

that one. Oh, cheesy.

It's so satisfying tearing your toenail

off like that, but sometimes you get it

wrong. You tear too deep and it hurts,

and then you got to stop tearing and cut

it off. Let it heal.

It's not gross. It's the human body. As if

you don't have toenails. I'm up 3 pounds.

Holy shit. I think I'm right.

It's going to go for the relative equal

highs of 29th, the previous highs.

I'll make £12 if it does that.

It's ripping.

Day Trader Dan back in the game.

Just when you thought I got knocked out,

I come back swinging.

I lost it all. £1.50 now.

I can't even afford a Big Mac.

And the skin on the bottom of my feet is

peeling off. That's why I'm wearing socks

in OnlyFans. It's the bottom of my feet

look gross. It's like all the skin's

peeling off. I don't know why. Shedding

like a snake.

Da da da.

Da da da da.

I don't really get excited when it rips,

but when it tanks, it's like, oh my God,

because all it ever does is rip, so it's

not fun. And when it rarely— when the rare

time that it does tank, it's exciting.

We will tank today.

Hmm,

after ripping, you mean?

I think we're gonna rip and then tank.

I'll take the £12 first and then let it

Mmm. What time is it?

6:40. Not even dinner time yet. I'm gonna

make fish and chips with battered beer. I

mean beer batter. I'm gonna use the beer

that the person sent me. Not all of it,

just a dash.

I've got 2 pieces of cod.

I lost 2 pounds now.

Do do do do, dun dun dun dun,

dun dun dun dun dun.

Do do do, do do do do,

do do do do do.

I feel like selling the car doesn't make

sense because I would use the money,

wouldn't I? And then be back in the same

problem where I'm

not making enough money.

So the extra money would be nice, but it

won't last, would it? It'll last a couple

of months. And then be gone again.

So it wouldn't really make a difference.

What I need to do is find out how to make

more money because

I need to get out of overdraft. I can't

get out of overdraft. I get out of

overdraft and I'm plunged right back into

it.

Oh yeah, then I've got to pay road tax in

October as well. It's going to be like

£200. Oh my God, I lost all the profits.

I'm down £1. Pound now.

From £3 gain to minus £1.

So stupid.

I knew I should have sold it.

Barrick Mining? You mean Barrick Gold?

Barrick Gold's doing well today.

I don't care if they change their name.

Twitter changed their name, I still call

it Twitter. I'm not calling it X. X is

such a stupid name. Twitter was a good

Damn, gold's ripping too. Everything's

ripping.

I don't understand why gold is also

ripping, because you would think gold

would only rip if the markets were

tanking.

Everything's whipping apart

from my portfolio.

Barrick Gold is not doing nothing. It's up

7% this week.

Actually,

there's blood in my mouth.

What next? I need to go to the dentist and

get my tooth pulled. Oh, £500. Oh, I break

my glasses, need new glasses. Oh, that's

£400. God,

life is annoying, isn't it?

These glasses cost me, I think, 250.

I've got the blue reflective UV light

thingy, and I got ultra thinning so

I don't look like I'm wearing bottle caps

for glasses.

What brand? The brand is called

Unofficial, I think.

I got the exact same glasses as I got last

Look,

I like these glasses.

How can you stop spending money?

It's so hard.

Imagine my laptop breaks. Oh, now I've got

to buy a new MacBook— I mean laptop.

I can't see a thing without my glasses

unless it's really close to my face.

But if I take my glasses off and, for

example, the girl's face is right in my

face, I can see really clearly.

I can see her face better than if I had

glasses on. So if I want to see her up

close in every detail, I take my glasses

off and like magnify it.

My eyes become like a macro lens.

Imagine having 2 cars, 2 kids, and a

house. Yeah. Is this why people get

education and get good jobs?

Thank God no women want me and I can't

have kids. It's a blessing in

a way.

Best way to have an easy life: repel all

women.

Suck you dry.

Yeah, I am getting that feeling of too

broke to invest. Can't keep my head above

the water. No expendable

money, disposable income. Paycheck to

paycheck. Oh,

the misery.

The only way to make money trading is if

you use CFDs, because then you can do 20x

leverage. I mean, what are you going to

make investing a couple hundred here and

there? Even if you got 10% gain, it's like

And then the problem is, let's say even if

you managed to invest £100 a month for a

few years and you got a couple thousand.

Yeah. And then all of a sudden you need a

couple thousand to pay, I don't know, car

repair. So now you got to sell it.

So in the end you don't get anywhere. So

all these people who can make money

off stocks. If you can make money off

stocks, you probably don't need to make

money off stocks because you've got loads

of money. Like you got a good job that

pays you a lot of money. Even if you

didn't have any stocks, you'd be fine.

People who need the money won't have the

money to be able to invest anything

meaningful. It's like,

imagine you're a millionaire. Well, then

you don't need to invest because you're a

If I made lots of money, I wouldn't. I

mean, remember when I was making a lot of

money on YouTube? I couldn't care less

about investing because I was making lots

of money. Now I'm broke.

I'm like, how do I make money from

investing? I didn't give a damn about

investing when my YouTube was doing well

because I had money. I wasn't worried

about money. The point is, if you make

good money, then you don't need investing.

You'd be fine without it.

Yeah, maybe at the end of your life you'll

have like an extra 20, 30%. Who cares?

You don't need it. You want it, but you

don't need it.

I feel

like indices are going to break out.

How many— there's like an invisible flat

line and it keeps hitting it and then

coming off it and then hitting it and

coming off. It's like perfect flat line.

It's crazy. On the SPY, it's a 6,000

number. On NASDAQ, it's like 21,800,

21,780 something.

I wonder if it's going to break out.

Just waiting for that stupid Trump-China

news, isn't it, on Friday.

I'm up £2.50 now.

Here I go back to online surveys again.

Swagbucks. Who else used Swagbucks? I used

to have like 5 accounts on Swagbucks. I

would have 5 browsers open all

auto-playing the videos and I would just

sit there all day clicking because you

would have to click onto the next video to

get the swag points. And then sometimes

you'd qualify for a survey and then you

just randomly click and then sometimes

they put a trick question. And then you

weren't paying attention, and then it will

kick you out of the survey because it

caught you. So I'd have like 5 Swagbucks

accounts auto-playing these videos,

generating points, and then you exchange

it for a gift card. I made hundreds doing

that. I just sat there all day clicking.

My dad got upset one time. He came home

from work saying, I'm sick and tired of

working all day whilst you just sit here

making 40 pence an hour. Yeah, well,

making $5 an hour now.

And I did this other website called

onepoll.com. Sometimes you get £20,

but you have to do the survey.

And it would take ages, be like 100

questions and you get bored and you just

like click next, next, next, whatever.

And then you get the trick question, it

boots you out. It's so annoying.

Imagine thinking anyone's actually taking

the survey properly. It's like YouTube

ads, sometimes they ask you to fill out a

survey, don't they? I just randomly click

and then press next. I don't even read

what's on the screen.

They really think people are going to take

these survey questions seriously.

I don't even look. I'm like, click next.

Stupid YouTube ad surveys.

Oh God, uh, so tired today. I don't know

why. I was

really nervous talking to the receptionist

as well, because it's been— it's been

months since I've actually talked to

anyone. Last time I talked to anyone was

probably some

guy at the depot over a month ago.

The more you don't go out, the more you

get nervous when you do have to go out.

It's weird. It's just so stupid

because you don't know what you're scared

of. And then you come home and you're

like, oh, it wasn't so bad. I felt pretty

comfortable coming home, actually. But on

the way there, I was kind of nervous.

I've got to go again tomorrow to get my

wheel. Maybe I don't get

the wheel. What do you think? I should get

the wheel because I don't want to one day

be driving on the motorway and then the

whole car's shaking like it's going to

fall apart. I should probably just get it

sorted out.

It's a bit annoying because when the tire

guy came to my house to change the tire,

He said the front wheel's buckled. You

might want to change it to the back wheel

to make it less wobbly. But why didn't you

just do it then? You were literally just

here. You could have done that.

I should have said, can't you do it? It

would take you 2 minutes. You got all the

tools. He said you could

take it to the garage and ask them to

change the front wheel to the back wheel

and it'll wobble less.

How about just get a completely new wheel

and get ripped off by £200?

I don't understand why it wobbles if it's

the front wheel, but if I move it to the