new plans and life updates

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Hello, welcome back to a new stream.

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It's a bit too hot.

Um.

Testing. Okay,

what we're doing today— oh

my God, I nearly spilled it.

You missed some drama yesterday, Moon.

Yesterday was wild. People were

going crazy.

No, the thing that was wild wasn't what I

was doing, it was what was happening in

the chat. I wasn't like backflipping off a

trampoline in my living room.

Yeah, I have many new life and

plan updates.

All will be revealed at the end of the

My, um, Switch 2 videos are blowing up.

I got 15,000 views. In one day.

And then on the second channel too,

they're getting thousands of views.

I think I've already made 25,000

views. My goal is— let's

see,

640— my goal is 200,000

views. Would give me

about $600.

Yeah, roughly. I'm not expecting good CPM

because it's gaming, so I'm expecting $2

to $3 per 1,000 views. So I'm aiming

for 200,000 views. We're already 25,000

views in the first day as well.

First day, 25,000 views. It's ripping.

I haven't seen numbers like this in a long

time, probably since the Turkey Tom days.

I haven't seen numbers like this.

I'm gonna be loaded. Actually, I'm not

gonna make anything because I'm probably

gonna keep the Switch. I actually quite

like it.

In cash, Depends what the CPM is. If we

assume $3, maybe $3

is a bit much, maybe $2.50.

It's like maybe $70 or $80 already.

I need $600,

or maybe $550, because I'm going to send

the game back tomorrow. I'm sending back

the Cyberpunk game tomorrow.

Because it's kind of boring to play the

same game again.

Today I've made about 5 more videos.

I feel quite tired actually.

Should have got Mario Kart World. Yeah,

maybe I might actually get it, to be

honest, because I was playing Mario Kart 8

on my big screen and it was pretty fun.

But it just looks the same but with better

graphics. But then what's the point buying

Switch 2 if it's not for the better

graphics? Might as well just gotten the

Switch 1. So I kind of have

to get the latest Mario Kart, I think.

I also need to get a Bluetooth speaker so

I can have sound.

I'm just drinking coffee to get some

energy. I don't

regret getting Cyberpunk because it's

quite trending. It's probably one of the

most trending games on Switch 2,

maybe even the most trending.

So I've recorded a whole bunch of footage,

so even after I sent it back, I can still

churn out videos. With the gameplay

footage in the background.

Yeah, I've been feeling kind of sleepy

because I've just been pumping out videos

all day.

Played a bit of Mario Kart.

Also, I realized you can plug in your

mouse and keyboard into this Switch dock

and play Cyberpunk like it's a desktop

computer. And then I thought, why am I

doing this? I can already

do this with my laptop and it's better

because the laptop's got ultrawide

support. And I've got speakers, and I

don't know if the graphics are better on

my laptop, but I've just basically made my

Switch 2 do exactly what my laptop can

already do.

And I've got the Xbox controller, so I've

even got a better controller, and I've got

Tekken 8, which is better than Street

Fighter. And I've got all the games on

Steam instead of whatever Switch 2 has,

which is barely anything.

What do you mean my Switch video is not

getting views? Are you blind?

It, it has 15,000

views in one day. What are you talking

about?

Is Moon my new girlfriend? Well, have to

meet first and see.

Just waiting on that visa.

Hopefully in July.

Last girlfriend called Sunny, now your new

one's called Moony. Yeah, where's Earthy?

I'm nearly at 30,000 views for the last 2

days. That's crazy.

I used to get these views— I used to get

these numbers all the time back in 2018 or

'19. Now I get them and it's

like a Christmas miracle.

Yeah, getting the Switch was definitely a

great idea. There's just not been anything

trending in the tech zone apart from a

couple boring phones that came out.

What else? If the Steam Deck 2 comes out

this year, that'd be great. I'd get that

too. Steam Deck 2 versus Switch 2.

So yeah, I need about 200,000 views, I

think, to break even.

Yeah, 200,000 views would be real nice.

We're currently at about 25,000 views.

We're ripping.

What else can I do? Why Steam Deck is

superior to Switch 2. Why Switch 2

superior to Steam Deck?

My honest opinion is, um,

I probably would rather have a Steam Deck

actually, because there's all these games

on Steam that are not coming to Switch.

So what's the point? The only good game on

Switch is Mario Kart because it's simple

and it feels good to play and it feels

quite satisfying when you come first

place or second place. But apart from

that, I don't really— unless you really,

really love Zelda. I mean, Zelda's okay.

It's not that good.

Zelda's probably the only good open world

RPG game,

but it gets boring. You know, all the

stupid dungeons with the stupid puzzles.

I don't like the puzzles. I remember doing

Tears of the Kingdom and you've got to use

the levitating tool to lift the big ball

into the hole and then move it about,

stop time, jump on the gears, rewind time.

It was just annoying. And then the bosses

are annoying. You've got to aim the bow at

the little red spot thing and destroy its

armor. The whole game is just really

I wish I liked Nintendo games, but yeah,

but then you think, why would you get a

Steam Deck when you've already got a

gaming laptop? So then in the end, I can't

get anything because I've got a gaming

laptop which does everything all these

other things already do. And better.

Laptop's pretty portable too, you know,

so you can't really say, oh, it's

portable. My laptop's portable. I can put

it in my backpack, fits my backpack

easily.

Not a single thing these handhelds can do

that my laptop can't do. And on my laptop,

I can do other things on it.

Like streaming work kind

of stuff. You can do that on a

handheld, but then you need to get all the

stuff for it, don't you?

The only thing it can— the only thing

handheld can do is you can sit on the sofa

or play in bed or play in places where

you wouldn't be able to play a laptop.

So I don't know if I'm gonna keep it. I do

quite like Mario Kart, to be honest. I

played a lot of Mario Kart in the day.

That's why I destroyed Sunny on stream

when we played Mario Kart without even

trying, because I'm pretty good.

I don't know. I do like it, but I'm

struggling to find reasons to keep it

because it all— everything comes back to,

I can just do this on my laptop.

So yeah, I'm gonna milk it for at least a

unless some game comes out on it and then

I can review the game. But the problem is

the game's gonna be so expensive, you

would probably need to

cover the game, it'd probably need like

40,000 views at least,

and then I probably won't even want the

Well, I'll mess about with it for a few

more weeks and then decide,

because it'd be pretty nice to make the

money and then return it and not have

spent anything.

Yeah, Asia session in 5

hours.

So how's the visa application going,

Moon?

That's just my face

when I'm so happy.

Yeah. What is an international passport?

Is there a domestic passport?

Domestic passport for

travel within the country. Wait, are there

countries where you need a passport to

travel within the country?

It's so funny looking at all the hate

comments I'm getting on the Switch videos,

as if I care,

and then we're just sitting here on the

stream laughing at them whilst I rake in

the views. YouTube is so stupid, isn't it?

I'm hoping it gets okay CPM,

but you know, it's gaming, so not

known for the best CPMs.

Well, Sneed is Russian too.

I don't remember. Oh wait, there was that

crazy Russian guy who used to make videos

about me. His name was Crazy Russian Guy.

He, he made a bunch of videos about me.

Back in the day. I remember him now.

Hopefully the UK doesn't declare war on

Russia anytime soon, because then

I don't know if you can come.

That would suck.

He's Ukrainian. Oh, I know,

same thing.

Whether I'm

scared to go to Russia, it looks scary.

What if I get beat up on the train because

I'm Asian?

Uh, which country would we both not need a

visa to go to?

They're all weird countries. Serbia,

Bosnia, Moldova.

Hmm, I thought you said you didn't need a

visa to go to South Korea.

It says do not

need a visa to visit South Korea.

Oh, I don't want to go South Korea.

I hate visas, they're so annoying.

Can't they just let people visit without a

stupid visa?

Thailand. Oh yeah, there are a lot of

Russians in Thailand.

What about Japan?

Oh, you need a visa for Japan.

Apparently I have to go to London to,

to get to sign up for the visa in person

if I want to go to Russia, and it's like

£300. And I've got to get my fingerprint

scan stuff,

so hopefully she can just come here.

Yeah, stop spamming Russian. No one knows

what you're saying.

Is he trying to rizz you up? Where's my

translate?

If you don't give up on him, come to me.

Okay, banned.

24-hour ban. I knew

it.

That guy's a prick.

Hmm,

I think they can get away with it just

because he's typing in a different

And he was constantly being a dick to

Sunny. Never liked

Hmm. Yeah, they can still watch. They just

can't type.

Oh, it's automatically translated all of

it. Interesting.

How did you meet this Russian girl? Uh,

she's a viewer.

We nearly met in 2020. But I wasn't

feeling in the mood.

Review the Cyberpunk game? Yeah, I have.

Um, maybe I'll release it tonight. I might

just spam out the videos. I don't think it

matters. It's not like you guys are

watching it anyway. So it's not like I

need to pace it out. I need to spam it all

out quickly whilst the Switch is trending.

If I wait too long, the trend's gonna be

No, I don't like Cripps now. She spends

too much time talking with my enemies.

She even does voice chats and stuff like

that. I don't like that.

You can't be friends with my enemies.

She's on the bootleg server all the time

chatting with all the people I hate.

No, no, it's over.

Yeah, I don't care if you're cool with

them because I'm not cool with them.

It'd be like, imagine someone burns down

your house, but they didn't burn down

your house. So what, you're going to be

friends with them just because they didn't

burn down your house, even though they

burned down mine? The fact that they

burned down my house should make you

automatically not like them.

So the fact she doesn't get that It's very

concerning.

The whole, oh, they're nice to me. Yeah,

I don't care if they're nice to you.

They're dicks to me. So you

shouldn't like them just because they're

nice to you. That doesn't make any sense.

So I'll just never be happy with that.

That's a deal breaker.

Why did they turn against me? It's because

they're immature, stupid little brats who

can't keep their mouths shut. And don't

respect authority. So then they get banned

and they don't have the maturity to say

sorry. So then they stay banned.

It's either you bend the knee or you

remain in exile.

I'm in charge here.

And, uh, I see a lot of similarities with

Crypt and Essex Girl that I dislike.

Essex Girl started off liking me and found

me through my channel and then ended up on

my Discord And then ended up on the stupid

bootleg stuff and then ended up banging

one of these idiots and then now she's

pregnant. I honestly see Crypt going the

exact same way. Moon better be careful,

Crypt is planning downfall.

Yeah, there's a type of girl like Essex

Girl who do the same thing where they find

me. No need to ban me just because you

know Moon will pick me over you. Like how

Essex Girl picked ADK. I'm 6 feet tall and

you were only 5'7. I'm 75 kilos of muscle

and you were barely 40 kilos. You never

even had a chance. You always lose.

You wish.

Yeah, Essex Girl, she like pretended she

was into me and then got onto the Discord

And then ended up spending, you know, I

thought it was cool she was on the Discord

and I gave her mod role and everything,

but then she ended up spending all her

time on the bootleg Discord and then, you

know, the rest is history. So anytime I

see that pattern, I'm out. I'm out. Yo,

Crypt's alt account now.

I see that pattern, I'm out. You

voluntarily spend the majority of your

time on the bootleg server. Chatting to my

enemies, I'm out.

That's my, that's my hard rule that

I don't break.

Instantly not interested if I find out

that's what you're up to.

And for that reason,

I won't be investing and I'm out.

I just Peter Jones'd you.

I'm not having another Essex girl.

Situation. I got burned before,

you know. I didn't know these girls

existed. I didn't know these type of girls

existed where they, they don't really

care about me, but they want to be on the

Discord, and then they end up going

towards the stupid Discord. They don't—

they're not active on my one, like the

main one. And then they end up on the

stupid bootleg ones.

No one should be on the bootleg server in

the first place. It only exists because

they got banned by me and they don't know

how to get a life, so they had to make

their own stupid little server. No one

should be on it.

If you're on it, then it's like, I mean,

why are you on it? Shouldn't be on it in

the first place.

I want those servers shut down, to be

honest. I want those people banned from

all of Discord.

Also, I'm not happy that they're using my

brand for the server name.

Name— if it's got nothing to do with my

channel, which I mean, I do not endorse

the server, so in my eyes it's got nothing

to do with me. And you don't even talk

about my stuff most of the time, so then

why is it called the Hiding My Room

server? Rename it to the fucking Moron

server. Don't use

Maybe I can sue them or something. Report

I don't really feel like I should have to

explain that rule.

I think you should have just known it

already without

me having Yeah, I haven't really voiced it

until recently because it's recently— it's

like building up and has gotten on my

nerves.

But I thought it was pretty obvious

because I

ban those people because I want to get rid

Will I ban you if you sub to her OnlyFans?

No, it's fine.

Sub to who you want.

No, I didn't ban Cheyenne.

Yeah,

that's true.

Discord wars at age 37.

Yeah, it is a bit sad.

The more people you ban, the more it

grows. Yeah, like a cancer,

like a cancerous growth.

But what can I do? I mean, I don't want to

be surrounded by a bunch of annoying

idiots. Like Sneedfeet and

whoever else.

Yeah, Manu's a prick as well. Never liked

him.

Top 5 people I hate.

EDK, Manu, Pugman.

Who, who else?

Maybe that's it.

No, Sneakfeed's always been a prick. When

I was with Sunny, he was always calling

her fat or something.

I mean, if you're going to act like a

prick, at least just admit it and then

don't get butthurt when I ban you.

You want to act like a prick, then you

can, but then you're going to get banned

and I won't like you. So it's up

to you, I guess.

No, I think he's a bad guy if he's telling

the girl that I'm interested in to see him

and not see me. That's just weird.

That's no friend of mine.

Did the house contract roll over yet?

It's not July.

I don't know if I'm going to get told

anything in July or something.

Hopefully not. I prefer to not hear from

this kind of stuff if there's nothing

wrong. No news is good news.

Why is Kale not on the list? Well, Kale

apologized,

I think.

Weird, I don't see the message anymore.

Did he delete it?

I think he deleted it.

He needs to inform you about the

extension, but it's already in the

contract. It says after the end of the

initial period, it will roll into a

rolling monthly rolling basis.

Sorry, it would just automatically— no one

has to do anything, it would just carry on

as is.

Yeah, it's just annoying. Like, I've got

these desperate guys constantly in

my girls' DMs trying to meet up.

Fuck off. So irritating.

Can't you just go on Tinder or something?

If you want to meet girls that badly, go

on Tinder. Probably have an easier time.

I don't know why they go like try and meet

girls using my YouTube channel. This is

not a dating service.

What's the period for cancellation of the

contract after that? I don't know, I gotta

give them notice, wouldn't I, if I was

gonna move out? I don't know how much

notice. They probably need 2 months'

Well, if we didn't— if we don't meet,

then you can use the PayPal money to pay

for the passport. So you wouldn't have

wasted any money.

Yeah, I guess I'd have to drive to, um,

some London airport.

Stansted? God, that one's miles

away. I think it's north of London. At

least Heathrow's a bit closer.

Can you turn DMs off in Discord? Yeah,

but a lot of people don't mind getting the

DMs and then they end up getting DM'd.

I think maybe there's a setting so that

you can stop members from DMing each

other.

I don't know how effective it is.

Why don't I have my own Discord? The main

channel doesn't belong to you.

Um, can't be bothered really,

because if I made my own one, it would

just be the same as the current one.

Although if I did make one, um,

hmm,

only approved members can chat, which

would be OG members plus girls. Guys will

have to pay $10 for chatting privilege.

And also all DMs off.

If you're going to use it as a dating

service, then you better pay up.

This school will have 12 people. Well,

that's basically how many people talk all

the time anyway, apart from the occasional

trolls that come on.

It's just weird because there's like 600

members but no one talks.

Who are these people?

They're scared to talk. Yeah, maybe.

Like, I'm on Traveling Traders Discord,

but I don't talk because I'm also scared

to talk. I'd only get roasted by a

traveling trader.

Although I'm probably going to get kicked

out of it next week because I haven't

paid. I'm not paying anymore. I don't

really want to pay now. It has not really

been useful, to be honest. I think I was

thinking I join, I pay, I'll copy all the

trades, become rich. But they are wrong

a lot of the time.

They're hardly— I mean, I feel like

they're wrong more than they're right.

And the people who are active in the chat,

they sound like they know what they're

doing, but they don't know what they're

doing. They're noobs as well. Like, one of

these guys has openly said he's blown his

account and now he's like paper trading.

But then he'll write these analyses in the

chat as if he, like, he thinks he's

Travelling Trader. He's like, my analysis

on the higher time frame. No one gives a

fuck. No one's paying for the Discord to

hear your analysis, mister. Oh, I blew my,

blew my funded account. If you blew your

funded account, shut the fuck up because

you don't know what you're talking about.

Idiot. Thanks, Daniel, for sparing me from

your hate list. Oh wow. Even after I

helped Chihiro get you arrested and gave

your nudes to Deepak. You knew it was all

to help you get views, buzz, and revenue.

Am I one of your favorite viewers? No, I

like Chosen. He's never rude to me.

He never like talks shit about me or to

me, and he's very respectful even though

he does dubious things that might have

gotten me in trouble. But you know, it's

all good. I'm still here. I didn't get

sent to jail. As long as you don't annoy

me, then I won't ban you.

He dealt you nuclear blows. Well, nothing

happened, so— and it gave me content.

If I get content and I get out of it

unscathed, then I'm not going to be mad.

No, I've cancelled my Travelling Trader

Discord thing. That guy's made me lose

nearly £400.

He's like, oh yeah, definitely taking

London low today, and then it doesn't.

Well, I appreciate Chosen because he

leaked all those DMs with the chair.

Which was so funny.

We would have never known that stuff if he

didn't leak it. That was good stuff.

Yeah, I like how Chihiro lost the SD card

and then she was trying to pretend as if,

oh, oh, I'm just pretending I lost it.

Yeah, sure you are. Apparently she told

Pia that she has it and that she pretended

she lost it to keep me on my best

behavior.

I think she actually lost it. There's no

way after, what, 5 years she would still

have this tiny little SD card after she's

moved house. I don't know how many times.

She probably put it in some drawer and

then 3 years later lost it and then

couldn't find it again.

Well, she lost it. I don't know where it

is. There's some SD card floating around

in Japan with my sex tapes on it. Who

knows where it is? And I lost my copies

because of stupid Sunny. I deleted

To, um, get forgiveness.

Yeah, maybe she copied it somewhere and

then the computer crashed and then she

lost it all. Who knows? Yeah, I really

deleted it all. I deleted my whole online

cloud, uh, data.

There's no more nudes, no more Sex

type, nothing so on.

Well, if I return the switch and I could

use the money to get Moon a plane ticket,

Maybe if I can afford it,

could be an option.

I'll write it down as a business expense.

No, I don't want to go to Russia.

It scares me.

I have to see how my finances are next

but I think they could be looking good.

Especially with all these views I'm

getting from the Switch.

But if I keep the Switch, then I lose all

my profits. That's the problem.

I do like it.

You know what I really like about it? I

really like the magnetic detachment of the

Joy-Cons. Watch this. So you just hold

these buttons down and pull it and they

come off like that. It's so nice. So when

you put them on the control pad,

you put them on the controller grip, look

at this, like that.

And then to get them off, you just hold

down these buttons and you go, they pop

right off. It's so satisfying.

Like that,

and then you just go

and it comes off. Also, you can use this

as a mouse, so when you play Cyberpunk,

you can do what the Legion Go does where

you put this on the table like a mouse and

use these as the mouse buttons, and then

you can use this to move about.

And then you got this nice little screen.

It's a very nice bit of kit.

Am I gonna get Civ? No, I've already

got Civ 6 and I never played it.

I got bored of it.

I'm a bit disappointed they didn't put an

OLED. I like this girl

on it, the lesbian girl.

She was hot. My last day with Cyberpunk

today, but not really cuz I've got it on

PC, so if I wanted to play, I just play on

my PC, wouldn't I? Well, why would you

play it on Switch 2 when you could play it

on the PC? That's what I don't get.

I'm not really into Civ. I don't like the

turn-based battles. I like Total War with

the real-time battles.

Uh, there's just nothing to play on it.

Fast Fusion.

Hogwarts Legacy? No thanks,

already played it. No Man's Sky?

I played that a lot already.

Yeah, there's just nothing I want to play

unless you play old games.

Skyrim, Red Dead Redemption.

I don't really like Red Dead Redemption.

I'm not a fan of the whole Wild West

cowboy stuff.

Yeah, problem is it's too early. It's

early days. The game— the console just

came out recently, so maybe

in a year or two there's going to be some

good games on it.

But I don't even know what I want to play.

Rainbow Six? Because everything I want to

play, I can already play it on my laptop.

So why do I need to be able to play it on

the Switch when I already play it on my

laptop? So what's the point of it

unless I want to play the new Zelda game

or the new Mario Kart game? You know, the

only game that might tempt me is the Mario

Kart game. I do kind of like Mario Kart.

No, I don't love Red Dead. I played Red

Dead 2 a bit and then I got bored. I got

to one of the missions where you set some

farmer's field on fire and then you gotta

sneak away. I get bored,

I start shooting everyone, then the police

come after me, and then I die,

and then I turn it off.

Yeah, that's so funny. I was saying I got

too many potatoes and then someone ordered

me food, another 3 bags of potatoes.

Mario Kart game's amazing.

Mario Kart 8 does look kind of dated now.

I need to change my socks.

I gotta wake up early on Tuesday to get my

new wheel. Why do they have to make me

come in so early? I think I'm

not gonna have a shower and I'll just—

I'll get up, have a coffee, brush my teeth

and go. I probably have to

leave. I hope there's not rush hour.

Maybe 7:50 I'll leave.

Stupid car. Why can't they

make wheels that don't bend?

I don't know why I got a spasm.

Sell the car. No, I like my car.

My car looks nice. It's my baby.

Baby Red.

I'm nearly at 30,000 views in total for

the last 2 days. That hasn't happened

since the Toki Tom thing.

Yeah, I'm on a vegan diet now because

someone sent me loads of vegan products.

I had the vegan pie with the vegan sausage

for lunch. Everything just tastes like

peppery mushroom flavor.

Yeah, because it's all like mushroom-based

food, mushroom and peas with, with like

an imitation meat texture.

I like the Switch too though. It's nice,

it feels nice, and it's got a big screen.

I want to love it.

We just need some games. What's on the

coming soon page? Your, um,

bunch of weird indie games I've never

I wish they wouldn't put this like indie

game garbage all over the coming soon

page. I think Capybara Zen,

Flying Tour of Namhan River— what the fuck

is that? Some random guy just made some

shit game. Why is it on the Switch? I want

to see good games, not just University

student projects. The hell is this stuff?

Pay £400 to only buy a bunch

of rubbish games made by some uni student

in his mum's basement.

Or it's like those Chinese mobile games

that look good, but then the game's

actually rubbish.

I don't want to see that on my Switch.

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4.

Isn't that another old game? Why is Master

Chief in it? Is that Master Chief? Why is

there like a helmeted guy? This is

an old game as well. I don't care about

Tony Hawk's.

I don't see anything good on the coming

page. Coming soon page.

August 2025. Okay, what we got?

Wow, Madden 26.

Kirby? No thanks. September?

Bratz? No.

October? Some Pokémon games coming

out. Pokémon Legends: Z-A.

What a stupid name,

Z-A. I probably gotta make a video about

that. And Metroid game,

Metroid Prime 4. I never liked Metroid.

There's nothing good on it.

God, it's so frustrating because then you

just think, I should have gotten a Steam

Deck, but then you think, I don't need a

Steam Deck because I've got a laptop, and

then you go in this weird cycle of, oh,

actually I like this Switch.

Unless I get the Mario Kart game,

but I don't care about that open world

driving. I just want to play online and

beat people.

I think it's just one of those things

where I like it, but I don't actually need

it. I want it, but I don't need it.

Now I feel like I'm leaning towards

sending it back. That way I can

book my profits with zero costs apart

from the time I put in to make it, I

I wonder if Sunny bought the Switch too as

well. She's definitely got money if she's

working full-time. She probably

already got it herself.

Where's that picture of me and the cat?

You seem more tired today. I've just been

working hard all day, grinding out videos.

Well, I found it.

That picture's cute.

I love it when there's this trending thing

out. It's so easy to get views. You just

latch onto it and spam out loads of stuff.

It's like riding an uptrend without

needing to actually have to make any good

videos or be original. Just give your

opinion about why it's good or bad.

Easy views.

Gets tiring trying to make original

content and then it all flops all the

time. It's nice to just do something low

effort and it works. It's like a trading—

it's like a trading setup. You don't want

to fight the trend sometimes. Just hop on

board, enjoy the ride.

Tier list for the 6 girls.

No, the other girls, there's like nothing

of— there's no meat. It's just empty

talk. Plus, they're all too young anyway.

Like, I don't know how I would date

someone 15 years younger than me. It'd be

weird, wouldn't it? Am I

deep frying today? Hmm.

I don't know. I feel like I've

had too much fried food recently.

Potatoes, maybe some broccoli,

and— oh,

I got leftover fried pork that I

should probably finish.

Microwave meals? I don't have a microwave.

What about deep-fried broccoli in batter?

Those fish and chip things I made were so

good. I've gotta make that again. I'm

gonna save the beer to make batter for

I made the pork about a week ago, I think.

I should eat them quickly.

Stop eating fried food. Well, how am I

going to cook it then?

It has to either be fried or boiled.

Boiled pork chop.

Hmm,

now I usually air fry the potatoes anyway,

so they're not cooked in oil.

I've still got those air fried potatoes I

made weeks ago.

How many times have you reused the fry

oil? Maybe 5.

5 or 6 times.

What time

is it? 7 o'clock. Cooking time soon.

Or I make a hash brown and

then fry it in oil.

I do like my Switch.

The weird thing is it doesn't look like a

Switch. It looks like one of those Windows

devices from China.

It doesn't— for some reason it doesn't

look like a Switch. It's like one of those

AYANEO devices or something.

But with no games on it.

Well, change camera, I guess.

They're not blackheads, they're freckles.

Look.

Maybe a couple might be blackheads, but

most of them are freckles because they're

brown. They're not even black, and

blackheads are little dots.

These are not dots, they're like

splotches. See that?

These are freckles.

Yeah, I wash my face when I have a shower

every day.

Blackheads are black. That's why they're

Do I have freckles on my arms?

No.

My face has looked the same ever since I

was a teenager. It's not like when I was

younger my skin was clearer. Actually, my

skin was worse when I was younger. 'Cause

I had more spots. Now the spots have kind

of cleared up now, but I've always had

unclear skin.

I stopped using face products because

number one, it didn't make any difference.

Number two, it costs money. Number three,

it was a pain in the backside because you

use the exfoliator and

okay, your skin feels softer, but who

cares? And then your face gets all dried

out from using the exfoliator. So then now

you got to put on moisturizer and then

your face is all sticky until the

moisturizer soaks in. So it just got

annoying. So I stopped using it. And also

it actually made my skin have more pimples

and breakouts. When I stopped using stuff,

my skin got better. I used to use

the exfoliator with little, little black

beads in it, and then I'd rub it in my

face and then it would exfoliate. And then

I had that Bulldog moisturizer cream. If

you go and watch my German vlog,

you see me talking about the Bulldog

moisturizer. Yeah, I used to exfoliate

and moisturize all the time for years. I

did it for years. It didn't make any

difference.

Yeah. And I tried tree oil and I tried

this other stuff. And I tried cucumber

on my face and then I just accepted,

yeah, my face is never going to— I'm never

going to have clear skin. So just

accept it.

It's just freckles. It's not weird. A lot

of people have freckles.

Oil doesn't cause freckles.

And the freckles don't have anything to do

with pimples.

Get a close-up shot. I just did one.

Uh, the freckles.

Hmm, all right, change camera.

Testing.

What? Xbox handheld? You must be

joking.

The hell is that?

Microsoft's answer to SteamOS.

Is it actually made by Microsoft? It looks

weird.

ROG. It's not Microsoft. Optimize that

chip. Slower RAM, it's hot of a chip, but

assuming it's lighter because it's got a

smaller battery and maybe the thermal

system doesn't have to be as chonky

because it's not as hot of a chip, but it

isn't thinner. These are both very thick

devices, thicker than basically every

other modern handheld. It looks ugly

though. Thank you to Linus who brought a

huge stash of handhelds to be able to

compare the sizes and dimensions of, so

without him I wouldn't be able to show you

this, but that are feel and balance

differently, but that feels like a 9 out

of 10 for comfort to me. But it looked

like the tasks aren't even regular, which

is really smooth for a Windows device. I

don't know, I still don't see the point of

handhelds when you just get a gaming

laptop like that, bigger screen. Look at

the screen, and then just get a

controller. What's the point of handheld?

Either the screen is too small or the

screen is big, but then it's heavy and it

makes your arms hurt.

Handheld better for traveling? I don't

know, this is pretty good for traveling.

Fits in my backpack very easily.

Well, when you're traveling, why would you

want to game? You would be traveling.

Put the games down.

I would not want to bring out the Switch 2

on the train. I feel like a bunch of chavs

will try and steal it. Oh, give us your

gold game, mate, and they run off with it.

I would not feel comfortable. This looks

too good to bring out in public.

If it's a Switch Lite, then yeah, that

looks like a cheap crappy toy, but that

looks premium. I would not bring that

outside, and the screen's huge. It would

be like drawing attention to you. Give it

a go, mate. Don't be a fucking wanker.

My switch video.

15,000 views. Oh,

look at that,

we're ripping. 15.2K views.

And that idiot— when I first posted the

video, had some idiot in the first comment

saying, why do you still do this, Daniel?

It was funny 5 years ago, but it obviously

doesn't work anymore. And then it

literally gets 10 times more views than I

usually get. Just goes to show, people

think they like to know what they talk

about, but they have no idea what they're

talking about. They think they know more

than I do. And then this other guy in the

Discord, he was like, oh, why did you put

performance test instead of performance

benchmark analysis test? That would get

more views. And then I, to prove him

wrong, I made a video and I used his

suggestion and the video flopped. People

know nothing. How are they trying to tell

me how to do my job when they don't even

know what they're doing themselves? I

mean, where's their channel then with

their billions of views? It's like, oh,

why don't you put benchmark performance

analysis test in title? It should get more

views. No, it doesn't.

If someone's looking for performance tests

Then if you put in the title performance

test, that's all you're gonna need.

And put every single tag keyword in the

title doesn't

mean it's gonna work.

I don't think anyone's ever proved me

wrong, and I've had to, you know, do what

they say just in order to prove them

wrong. And then I'm like, yep, see, I told

you the video flopped. That's why I don't

game. That's why I don't do art on

streams, because people don't watch it.

What do you want today? Um,

I should probably start using these

mushrooms quickly. Mushroom diet.

And we

could probably do a stir-fry.

Stir-fry with Lots

of oil. Oh,

I still got chicken wings. We've still

got chicken wings.

And then people say my channel's shadow

banned. Okay, then why do I have 15,000

views on my Switch video? Full of people

who've never seen me before.

The reason why I don't get views is

because no one cares about my life

anymore, apart from you guys.

So unless you're already some massive

celebrity, no one really cares about your

personal life. Unless it's a really

interesting personal life, which it

was at one point.

Oily pork.

I should put this in the air fryer first

and then cut it.

Okay, um, chicken wings are happening

So many potatoes.

Chestnut mushrooms.

Damn, these are big mushrooms.

It's huge.

Why is it beeping?

Put these in the container.

Oh no. Spilled the tuna.

I need to eat the tuna as well.

It's quite a lot of mushrooms.

I don't know if the tuna is still good.

I think it's fine.

Uh,

there's too

many mushrooms. Too Too

many, too many.

I'm making mushrooms and

broccoli.

Hmm, it's not doing anything.

Oil.

It's a lot of mushrooms

here.

Fresh rosemary.

I thought— oh, it's there.

Yeah, maybe put More

mushrooms. They are shrinking a lot.

Mm,

bit fishy flavouring. Flavouring is a

bit fishy.

I think it's fine.

I don't know.

I don't know, it tastes kind of weird

actually. Get the tuna out.

It tastes like cat food.

Oh, I don't like it.

I think the tuna's gone off.

Get out of my stir-fry.

Stupid food.

RIP tuna.

It tastes weird.

Ah, why does food keep going off?

One good thing about the vegan food is it

probably won't go off because it's not

actual meat. Okay, today's menu,

we've got stir-fry broccoli and mushroom

with pork and potatoes.

Hi.

The 2-week-old potato doesn't taste the

best. Uh,

okay.

For the stir-fry mushroom broccoli, I put

garlic powder, butter, and rosemary.

Mm, I taste

the rosemary and the garlic.

Mmm, the best thing is the broccoli.

Mmm,

pretty good.

Oh,

that tune is wrong.

Oh, I don't know.

Can't

be bothered.

Hmm,

okay.

Fuckin' thing.

Boring. Eat food, eat food,

wash up, take a shit. Oh my God.

Here we go again.

Well,

well, well.

I feel

sick and tired of the same food every day.

Fucking potatoes.

Oh God, I don't

know what I want to eat. I just don't want

to eat that again.

I'm cold.

Oh, I'm gonna have nightmares about

potatoes. I'm so sick of potatoes.

Oh God.

I don't know what else to eat though, and

I have to eat it otherwise it's a waste.

Getting fed up of eating.

Hmm, pretty good. This is the best part

of the meal when it's over,

and then I get my oranges.

What should I make tomorrow?

Maybe I'll defrost the mincemeat,

make some burgers.

Fried in oil with

oily chips.

Wonder if my Switch video gets 20K views

tonight. It's still pumping.

I need 200,000 views.

Can we do it? Yes, we can.

Hydrogenated oils and saturated fats.

Delicious.

Recycle at store, do not recycle

at home. Yeah, okay, I'll just

collect all my KitKat wrappers and take it

down to the store.

Imagine anyone actually goes to the store

to recycle their KitKat wrappers.

As if I give a shit.

Mm,

give it a suck.

Um, 1, 2,

2 and a half hours until Asia market.

I'm either going to be down or up.

I heard Xbox made a gaming handheld now,

right after the Switch. Look,