I Have Chicken And Beer - Lets Eat My Friends

I got good food. Look at my food.

And I'm trying to heat my chicken up by

using my laptop fan. Getting quite

warm. It's cold chicken. I didn't get

hot chicken. I found a really good

supermarket. And they sell good food and

they have a self-checkout thing, so I

didn't have to talk to anyone. And I got a

beer, Bayreuther.

Got some chicken, I got a sandwich for

tomorrow, and I got some salad, but I

don't have a spoon apart from this tiny

teaspoon.

Not sure how long it's going to take to

warm up. It's quite warm here.

If I just do this— quite

like it here actually. It's very nice. Do

you want to see my room?

Very nice room, and I have good food.

I'm in a better mood today.

That fan's pretty loud, isn't it?

Um, okay, so my first task is I need

to open my beer bottle. I don't have a

beer opener.

How should I open it?

Opener's next to the coffee maker. How did

you know?

There's no talking about— why

would you lie? That's not cool.

Oh, I broke the stream now.

The hell happened?

Okay.

That fan's annoying. Let's turn off the

game. Turn off the laptop. Don't need it.

It hasn't really warmed it up, it's just

warmed up the package.

What if I put this

here? Stupid laptop, so noisy.

Oh, how am I supposed to open my beer?

Why do they make these beer bottles so

hard to open?

Oh,

if I use the table edge, it's going to

Come on.

It's opening. Did you hear that? It was

puffing, piffing. I can smell it now.

It smells like my armpit. It's weird,

isn't it?

No, I need a— I need a better idea.

Maybe I can find tools in the bathroom.

Do you have any

tools?

Oh, there's something. Oh my

God, but I can't open

it.

There's no fridge either,

no minibar. I was getting pretty close

doing like this, and it's put more power

Does anyone

know how to open it? You can't twist it,

it's crimped. Is that the word?

If you hit the bottle lid from the top

while prying off against the table.

No, that's not good. I'm damaging the

table. Oh shit, I didn't

think this would be so difficult.

Spoon. How can I spoon it open?

This is

not good.

How to open beer bottle, no opener.

On any available edge of countertop,

place one edge of the bottle cap on top of

the table. Hold the neck of the bottle

tight. Use your other hand to slam down.

A dollar bill. Fold a dollar bill in half

vertically and roll it up as tight as

possible. What?

I don't understand why they make it so

difficult to open. Is there any benefit of

having a lid like this instead of a screw—

screw-on lid? Why? I don't understand it.

What's the point? I can't

open this website for some reason. It's

just a blank page.

Yeah, you see, this is why I hate

tradition. You're saying it's tradition.

Look at how difficult tradition is making

my life. All tradition does is make your

life difficult.

There's no point. There's no reason to

make these stupid caps, is there?

Let me see.

Hold your beer bottle by the neck in one

hand. Place a regular house key under the

ridges. Use your key as a lever to.

Force out one of the ridges. Push out the

ridges 1 to 3 times until you've created a

hole large enough. Let me see what's in my

Where are my keys? Oh, I found them.

Oh, is this working? It's working, it's

It's so easy.

I'm a genius. Look at that,

look.

Come on,

I can

smell the beer.

Can you see it?

It's opening.

Oh yes, that was,

that was satisfying. Oh,

Daniel.

Okay, now we have beer. Now we need

chicken. Did you hear it

pop off? It went pop.

Okay, um, do you want to see more of the

table?

What's the next challenge?

It's my breakfast. This is my dinner.

Well, breakfast, and I'm not sure if I,

if I need salad really.

What happened to the last stream? I

deleted it because I was angry. But now I

feel not angry. I feel quite good

actually, enjoying my new life in Germany.

Oh, thank you, Strawberry Degenerate.

Tell us who you had cereal with. Well,

apart from the hooker, not one.

This is my second German beer. It's called

Bayreuther. Why does it say hell on it?

I was just in a bad mood this morning

because I felt kind of frustrated about

the whole food situation. But then I found

this really good supermarket that sells

loads of stuff.

It's warm because I left it out. I don't

have a fridge here. Can I see the screen?

Yeah, I can see the comments. It's quite

nice.

Otherwise, I would have had to walk 20

minutes to go to this place called Ryu to

go.

Have I talked to my mum? Yeah, we're

talking again, which is good. Might need

some tissue paper. Oh, this hotel is so

nice! Look at this hotel room!

Look at

this hotel room. I'm in a

hotel room and I've got chicken.

Hmm,

where are my keys?

Maybe I'll stay in Germany now that I

found food and I found a nice part of

town. I quite like it here actually, it's

not bad. I got trapped in the

supermarket because the barriers— the

supermarket was so high-tech They had all

these automatic barriers that open like

this, and then they had salad cabinets,

and then when you walked up to them, the

cabinet lid opened like this and then

closed again. And it's so fancy

in there. There's this blue lighting and

it looks all futuristic. But I went to

pay. After I finished paying, I couldn't

get out because the barrier was red. I

didn't know you had to scan your receipt,

so I asked some fat German woman, how do

I get out? And she just scanned her card

thing and let me out. She didn't say

anything. Maybe she didn't understand

English. Or maybe she understood it but

she didn't want to speak it. I said,

excuse me, how do I exit?

I wonder if they realize I'm from England

or they think I'm just some weird Asian

guy. This is a weird-looking chicken. I

hope it is chicken. Smells like chicken.

Do you want some?

My food's cold. Yeah, I know. Cold chicken

is okay, isn't it?

My fingers are gonna get dirty.

Oh,

oh, it's good.

It's really good. Tastes like chicken.

Wait a minute. I don't think it is

chicken.

No, it's not chicken. Chicken should be

white. Why is it brown?

I think it's duck.

Yeah, it tastes like duck.

There's one other thing that's making me

be in a bad mood. I have this really big

ulcer right at the back of my gum, and

it's so painful.

I want to buy some new clothes whilst I'm

here, but the problem is I don't have any

room in my bag for any more.

I'm getting a bit bored wearing the same

clothes every day.

And I want to do some sightseeing now.

I'm in a good mood and

I feel more comfortable. I feel more

confident about being here.

I think I might go to that, the Rhine

Tower. That's quite nice.

Oh no, he's in Düsseldorf. That's where my

aunt lives. Is she single?

It's a bit hard to eat.

This hotel costs £270

for 5 nights.

So if I wanted to live here, I have to pay

£1,600 a month. It would be funny

if I could live in a hotel. If only I was

that rich.

Oh, and this girl. Wants to go on a date

with me on Tinder, and she looks like an

Asian girl, but she's German.

But the problem is she said she's free

next week, but next week is when the

Turkish girl's coming. It would have been

perfect if she was free now, so maybe

after the Turkish girl goes, I can stay

here and then meet her. She's quite

pretty.

If she asks me what I do for a living,

should I tell her about my channel?

If I tell her about my channel, she'll

say, what's your channel name? And then

she might think I'm weird.

But she might not like me if I just tell

her I'm unemployed.

What if I say I'm just traveling and I

used to live in Japan? Should I tell her

about my wife? That could be an

interesting topic. Like, say I was married

to a Japanese woman but we got divorced

because she cheated on me, and then I

might get sympathy sex.

But I want to tell her I'm a YouTuber.

She might think it's cool if

I tell her I lived in Japan. We'll have

something to talk about because I think

she's Japanese-German or German-Japanese.

This is good chicken.

Who's seen that episode of Peep Show when,

uh, Jeremy accidentally kills a dog and

then they try and— they try— they set it

on fire to hide the evidence and they put

it into a bag and then end up eating the

leg? It reminds me of that.

What was the name of the dog? Something

like Nanny or Mummy.

I'm starting to open up to the idea of

male friends. I'm not sure though.

Maybe I could have a male friend and then

we could go drinking and then I could use

you for content.

Do I like German beer? Yeah, it's very

Oh, thank you. Post uses life.

Bring forth the gay arc. No, I'm not going

gay.

I'm feeling better about being in Germany.

The first few days were really tough. I

didn't know where to get food. I didn't

know what to do.

It's quite nice here, you know, high up

here on the 6th floor. I feel elevated

above all the filth on the street. I can't

even see the street. I can see the

beautiful sky. And the birds flying

around. And then I look over, lean over,

and I can see all the peasants— what I

mean, the lovely people walking around.

I'm full now.

I'm full after one leg of chicken.

This meal cost me €12. Can you believe it?

The chicken cost €1.30. It's so cheap.

And the sandwich cost €3, and the beer

cost €3, and the salad cost something.

That's like 3 meals for me. I can make

this chicken last for dinner and lunch,

and salad and sandwich, that'll be

tomorrow's meals sorted.

Yeah, it's weird. The sandwich costs

twice, more than double the cost of these

2 chicken legs, but there's hardly any

chicken in it. It's just a piece of bread

with chicken and salad. How many

sandwiches could I make out of these

chicken legs? Quite a lot.

Pardon me.

Oh no, I'm making a mess.

Okay, okay, it's a duck.

You'd never get this in Japan. You'd never

just get a duck's leg in the supermarket.

It's weird, isn't it? Japanese people

don't eat duck. They don't eat lamb,

they don't eat duck, they don't eat

turkey,

but they love eating raw fish. So strange.

It's weird. This was a duck

and it was moving around and it was going

quack quack, and now it's delicious in my

mouth.

Isn't that strange? It was walking around

like this. Quack, quack, quack, quack,

quack, quack. Now I'm chewing it. We live

in a messed up world.

If God existed, he's a cruel, cruel man or

woman or non-binary

person. I don't know. He makes a world and

then he puts living creatures in it, and

then he basically forces living creatures

to kill, kill and eat each other to

survive. What kind of sane

person would do that?

So I might go to Spain. Spain is very

cheap to go to, only costs £50 by plane.

Stay a few nights in Madrid, meet the

Korean Spanish girl, and then come back to

So an Airbnb in Düsseldorf around

this area near the supermarket.

And then maybe my life in Germany would

get good.

The supermarket is so good, it's huge,

and they sell Everything. They sell bacon,

they sell meat, fish,

sandwiches. They even sell sushi, but the

sushi looks strange. It has cucumber.

They have a lot of non-fish sushi, but the

fish sushi is the big box. I didn't want

to get a big box of sushi, so I didn't get

Oh, and I got a coffee machine, which is

good. Last hotel didn't have coffee

machine.

Yeah, I'm quite happy now. I have food,

I have coffee. I have a good room. Now I

just need, uh, some female company and

maybe one friend, male friend, and then my

life is complete.

What else do I need to, to feel happiness?

I'm almost out of beer. Should have

gotten more. And there's a vending machine

outside of my room. I just walk down the

corridor and there's a big vending

machine. It has beer and it has crisps and

juices.

I think I would like a girlfriend and then

maybe 2 male friends,

and maybe I need a hobby, some kind of

social activity.

Maybe I can go to the gym and get

muscular, and then ladies will like me.

They'll like me because I have muscles.

Not because I'm a great person.

And then I can— let's drive.

No, I don't need to drive.

What else can I do?

Oh, one annoying thing about this hotel is

the Wi-Fi seems to be rigged. I can't

play Rainbow Six on it. And I can't do

live streams on the Wi-Fi, but I can do

everything else. I can surf the internet,

I can go on Discord, but if I try playing

my game, it just says cannot connect to

servers. If I try live streaming, it says

cannot connect, but if I switch to my

phone data, then it connects.

So there's something fishy about the Wi-Fi

here. It's like it's blocked

me from doing what I want to do,

so I have to use my data, and I've only

got 10 gigabytes left for the next 20

days. So I think I have to update— upgrade

to unlimited data.

I think they've done it so people can't

do illegal things on it, but why is

gaming and streaming illegal?

How much am I paying for the hotel? It's

£270 for 5 nights.

It's not bad. It's not really

cheap, but it's not really expensive.

It's kind of in the middle.

And it's a really, really nice hotel,

especially out in the corridor. There's

this big lounge area. And the rooms are

huge, and the rooms are

very nicely decorated, unlike the last

It kind of looks like a hospital,

actually. You walk down the corridor and

there's windows, and in, in between the

walls there's like a garden area that you

can't go into. So I'm not sure how they

maintain it. Reminds me of the hospital

when, when I was going to the hospital to

see my dad. Makes me feel a bit depressed

Keep thinking about my dad recently.

So sad. Can't believe that's how it he

died.

Such a horrible way to die, not being able

to move, not being able to speak. All you

can do is open your eyes and shake your

head. Everyone thought he was gonna make

it. We were so hopeful.

So unbelievable.

Well, I'm in Germany and I have duck, so

life goes on.

I think it's a very scary way to die.

We take it for granted. We take being able

to speak and being able to move for

granted because we're so used to it.

We've never not been able to move and

speak. We've always

had 100% control over our bodies. And then

you get that horrible disease, that

horrible illness, and it just turns you

into a vegetable. It must be terrifying.

Oh, and there's nothing you can do about

it. All the money in the world couldn't

save him.

So frustrating.

Sorry I made you all depressed now. It's

supposed to be a fun stream.

It was supposed to be upbeat.

Maybe it's the beer. I think beer makes me

depressed even though it tastes good.

I'm sorry, I thought it was chicken, but

it's duck. It looked like a chicken.

No, the meat's not dry, it's fine.

Did I use Tinder? I did, and there's one

girl who wants to go on a date with me,

but she's not free until next week. But

next week the Turkish girl's coming, so I

don't know if I can date her.

Is anyone here Turkish? Can you give me

This bit's

very chewy.

I'm full. I can't believe it.

I was so hungry and I thought I'd eat all

this food. I don't think I will.

So where, where should I go? I might go

on the train and go somewhere.

Ow,

the duck hit me in the face.

Oh, I feel sleepy.

It's only 7. What time is it? Yeah, it's

10 past 7.

Look, my fingers. It looks

like I

fingered an Oompa Loompa.

Oh,

I need to fetch— hold on.

Why'd you keep spamming hooker? I already

told him.

It's making weird noises.

This used to be a duck's leg. It used to

go quack quack quack. It's making

weird noises.

Thank you, Mr.

Duck.

Can you get HIV from doing,

um, rimming? I need to know.

No. Okay, I'll take that as a no then.

So weird, I'm eating an animal. It used

to be a living animal, but it

tastes so good.

I'm sorry, maybe if you tasted disgusting

Then I wouldn't eat you.

Sorry about that. Where are my manners?

Left them in England.

Okay, so I finished my chicken— I mean,

my duck. Put that in the bin. That's

gonna— it's gonna sit in the bin for the

next 5 days. It's gonna be disgusting.

Whoa, my head feels very heavy.

Okay, let's do some business.

Um, how tall am I? I'm 5 foot 9.

That was a good beer.

4.9%. I wish I had one more, actually.

Should I go and get another one? It's €3.

It's a bit expensive.

For €3, I could buy 4 duck legs.

Does my mom know I'm here? Yeah, of course

she does. How would she not know I'm here?

I have so much food now. I have salad and

I have sandwich and I have crisps.

I bought it out of a vending machine, so

it's pretty expensive.

Hmm, what should we do now? Oh,

thank you, Madison. Buy yourself a beer?

Are you sure?

I could get another beer.

Uh, okay, give me a second whilst I think

Let me get my jacket. Oh.

I think I have coins.

Oh, do I have

enough coins?

Got a €20.

I've got €5.

Okay, give me a second, I'll be right

back. Should I take my

phone just in case?

Do you want to come or do you want to wait

here? I don't think it'd be very

interesting and I don't want to dox my

room number.

Okay, I guess I could.

Okay, we're gonna catch some beer.

Beeru, beeru, hitotsu kudasai.

Oh, I didn't bring my key card. Where is

it? Where did I put it?

Shit, here it is.

Got it. I'm in the bathroom.

Okay, let's go.

I can hear someone moving though.

Can you hear footsteps?

Okay, I've got my key card. Everything

should be okay, and got my money just

in case. Shh shh shh

shh shh.

Oh, stupid thing.

Oh, I lost connection when I walked out.

That's weird. I don't get it.

I had really good connection in here, and

then when I walked down the corridor I

lost connection.

And there was a cute girl, blonde hair

girl, sitting in the lounge. If I was ice

Poseidon, I would have chatted her up,

and then we would have gotten to know each

other, and then she would have come back

to my room and we would have Had sexual

intercourse.

Oh well.

I think it's streaming now. Testing. I

think it's streaming now. One.

Oh, it's working.

I think it's working. I don't know what

happened, I just lost

all connection to my data and then it came

back on. Weird.

It's really disappointing that I can't

use this hotel's Wi-Fi to stream or play

games. So stupid. In the

last hotel, which was a cheap crappy

hotel, the internet was really good and I

could stream and play games on it, but But

this hotel, more expensive, Wi-Fi won't

let me do anything on it.

Sometimes you pay more money and you don't

get a better service.

Oh, I'm just worried that,

um, that 3 might

have a limit on how much data you can use

abroad. What if I upgrade to the unlimited

data plan? Would I have a limit then?

So frustrating. Why can't they just— why

do they do that to the Wi-Fi? Why can't I

just do what I want to do on the Wi-Fi?

Get a VPN. Do you think a VPN would bypass

the hotel's internet settings?

After 12 gigabytes abroad, you start

getting charged a lot. Are you sure?

What? 15 gigabyte limit? Even what

if you're on the unlimited plan?

Even if you're on unlimited?

Let me Google it.

There's always something that goes wrong,

isn't there?

Are you saying if I use a VPN, then I can

use the hotel's Wi-Fi to stream and game?

If I can't game— if I can't use my data,

I won't be able to play my game either.

What am I gonna do?

Why do they put a limit? 3 abroad

data limit. Go.

Roaming abroad.

Check your destination. Germany.

This is a GoRoam destination.

Says check your plan.

But it says I have to log in, but it keeps

saying error when I try and log in.

What's my mobile device?

What's my phone number? I don't

It says use of your data allowance in Go

Roam in Europe is included subject to

a fair use limit. If you have a data

allowance of 19 gigabytes or more, you can

use up to 19 gigabytes of your data

allowance at no extra cost.

If you have a data allowance of 19

gigabytes or more. So even if I had

unlimited, I would still be limited to 19

gigabytes. Then it's not unlimited, is it?

Stupid, isn't it?

Fair use limit. Why do I have to have a

fair use limit? Why can't they let me use

it as much as I want?

So I have to get add-ons. Check your plan.

Get more. Find additional plans and

devices. You need a data

passport for £5.

3 data passport.

How to buy the data passport.

What is the data passport? The data

passport gives you the freedom to use the

mobile internet as you like for £5 a day.

I can't afford £5 a day.

If you use a lot of data or just want the

best internet experience, the Data

Passport was designed for you. £5 a day?

Who's gonna spend £5 a day for internet?

That's 30— £150

a month. Just for

internet.

Uh, what should I do?

Get a German SIM. Yeah, that might be a

good idea. Chat will fund

you £5 a day if I stream. I've only made

£3.50 this stream, so I'm not

really making much from streams now.

What happened to the Airbnb? Well, Airbnb

isn't really any cheaper than a hotel.

When I compared it.

They've obviously set up the internet so

people can't do stuff like streaming or

gaming, because I don't

know why, why they don't want to let

people do that.

So disappointing. Well,

it seems to be fine now. I haven't reached

the limit yet, but when I do, then I'm

kind of screwed unless I want to spend £5

a day. Can't even play Rainbow Six now.

What am I gonna do?

So should I get a German SIM card? Can

anyone recommend me one where I get

unlimited data?

Then I have to have it sent to my hotel.

Can anyone confirm that if I use a VPN,

it will solve my problem with the hotel

internet?

Oh, I wasn't

expecting it to ping off like that.

Bloody hell.

I have some beer and I have some Kessel

chips. Bio Kessel chips. Sounds delicious.

Here you go, friends. Let's have a beer.

Cheers.

Try these Kessel chips out.

Quite good, very crispy.

Just enjoying the sunset. Oh,

what a view! If only I had a pretty lady

to share it with. We could

sit next to each other like this. I'd be

like this. Hi baby, what a nice view.

Do you want some crisps? Yes, Daniel.

Oh shit, it's frozen again.

Oh, it's not frozen now.

Beer and crisps.

It's not fair. This is what Ben Dean does

and he gets 100K views, and then

when I do it, no one's interested. Hey

guys, I'm Ben Dean as well.

Look, I can eat food.

And then when I do it, no one gives a

And if the only reason why people are

watching him is because he's handsome,

then kind of just shows how vain people

are. Oh, let's look at the

pretty Asian man eating his dinner.

100,000 views.

People are

so silly.

Yeah, well, Ben Dean doesn't have beer.

Ben Dean's a nicer person than me. Yeah,

right. I'm a nicer person than Hitler.

Give me a medal.

You can pin it right on my left butt

Guys, I'm nicer than Stalin.

Love me.

Ben Dean isn't a train wreck. Oh, come on.

Yes, he is. He was abandoned by his

biological parents, adopted by 2

Americans, and then he ran away from

America. After failing to get into the

army, and now he hides in Korea.

He has a girlfriend who is way below him

on the attractiveness level and is

probably older. He doesn't

have a real job, and Korean people

probably think he's silly. Korean people

probably look down on him for not having a

mature responsible job.

He'll say, oh, my job's eating food on

YouTube. Do you think Korean people are

going to respect that? Come on, Korean

people are the most serious people in the

world, where they think you're a failure

if you haven't passed university and

you're not working for Samsung.

They'll think of you as a joke.

That's why Ben Dean can't get a cute young

girlfriend. No cute young girl in Korea

is gonna want to marry— I mean, it's gonna

want to be in a relationship with a

YouTuber. No one takes YouTubers seriously

in Korea. Why would a cute young girl go

for a YouTuber when she could go for

Department manager of Samsung,

or department manager of Huawei.

No, that's Chinese, isn't it?

Girls think YouTubers are losers. They

want a man who has a stable career,

a respectable career in an office or a

well-known company. They don't want

someone who sits in front of the camera

eating food. They're not going to say to

themselves, oh, I think

I'm gonna try and raise a family with this

man who eats food in front of a camera for

a living. That'd be

crazy to think that. I need a man to

provide for me and our children for the

next 20 years. Huh, should I marry a

YouTuber or John Smith who works for

Samsung as a technical

manager? It's not really a hard question

for girls.

Unless, unless you're bloody Jake Paul and

you're a billionaire, which most

YouTubers are not. I'd say most YouTubers

are like me and we're just barely making a

living, or we're just struggling by.

And then the top 5%, they're the

PewDiePies and and Jake Pauls.

You see, I have 90,000 subs and I can't

even find a girlfriend out of my

subscriber base.

All I got was a crazy German girl and then

she didn't even put out.

Most of my subs are probably male. They

are, but only by a bit. It's about 56%

male to 44% female.

If I had to choose between getting a real

job, getting a nice girlfriend, or staying

as a YouTuber or unemployed and being

single for the rest of my life, I would

easily pick being single because

no woman on this planet is worth having

to work for someone else. Being able to

work for yourself is the greatest thing in

the world. It is the greatest privilege

ever, being able to work for yourself.

Nothing can beat it. Once you've tasted

self-employment and working for yourself,

you would never ever want to go back to

working for someone else.

Anyone here who's self-employed would

agree with me after you've experienced

what it tastes like having to

work for someone else. Being a wage slave

is so depressing.

That's what I respected about my ex-Korean

girlfriend. She had her own

online company. She had her own online

shopping mall. She made quite a lot of

money, maybe $5,000, $6,000 a month.

I think she sold it. She said she's going

to sell her shopping mall and then start

again building a new one. She, she used to

sell sewing kits and sewing materials

and Stuff, stuff like that.

My sister, um, she makes webinars,

but she also does freelance web design.

It's kind of strange that she ended up

doing Web design. It's not really

something women do, is it?

I don't know, maybe they do.

Oh, I'm worried now about my data.

I really need data. So is the 19 gigabyte

data limit every month?

Because maybe I can live off 19 gigs

a month.

My sister went to Warwick University. She

did a degree in movie film studies.

I bet her film study degree is really

coming in handy now making websites and

webinars. What a waste of time. She's not

using anything she, she learned at

university for her job, but she probably

needed her degree to get the job in the

first place, which is stupid. Oh, you want

a job doing computer stuff? Oh, I see you

have a film study degree. You're hired.

So stupid.

Yeah, as if she did any web design courses

when she was studying film. Film,

film studies. What do you learn in film

studies? Camera angles and stuff?

Or do you learn about films and about

storytelling? Why would she learn that?

Okay, so I have a question. Can I use a

VPN on my phone,

and which one should I use if I can?

And would a VPN solve my problem? My

problem is This hotel's Wi-Fi seems to be

blocking me from playing my game and doing

livestreams, but I can chat on Discord, I

can watch YouTube videos, I can surf the

internet. It's just I can't do those 2

Is German beer better than English beer?

To me, beer all tastes the same, really.

It's good tasting beer. I like the flavor.

It's not too bitter and it's not too weak.

I think it tastes good.

It bypasses the block. Okay, I'm gonna try

out the VPN afterwards after

I finish the stream. Ask them to turn the

block off. If they— if you could just ask

them to turn the block off, why would they

put the block on in the first place?

I don't think they would let me.

When I drink beer, my lymph nodes hurt

a little bit. Why? They ache

here.

Why would that be?

I'm allergic to hops.

Really?

Happens every time I feel A slight ache

here.

Did I go outside today? Yeah, I walked

from the old hotel to my new hotel, and

then I walked to the supermarket. I also

went into McDonald's, but I didn't buy

anything. I just looked at the menu. They

don't have any special German burgers.

Not that I could see. Seen. They have

special hash-shaped chips. They look like

a grid.

I want to try ordering McDonald's next

time, try and challenge myself.

And I want to go to some kind of touristy

area and

make a video, maybe.

I have a video that I'm gonna upload

tonight. It's not that interesting though.

It's just me complaining about Germany.

Hopefully you'll like it.

Rhein River Promenade is as touristy as it

gets. I went there with the German girl.

We walked up and down. It was freezing.

It was quite nice, I guess.

Why do I complain so much? Because if I

didn't complain, I wouldn't know what to

say. What would I say? I'd have nothing to

talk about if I couldn't complain. What

would I say? I'd say, um,

today I found a nice supermarket and

I got some good food. The end.

What else should I talk about if I can't

complain about anything? Sorry.

I already said lots of things that's not

complaining. I said I found a good

supermarket and the duck was really good,

and it's just easy to complain because

there's always something to complain

about. Now I have my data to worry about.

What do other people talk about then?

Can't talk about Game of Thrones because

then you'll all start saying, oh, he's

spoiling it, and then you'll all leave.

I can't talk about the Turkish girl

because I don't really know what to say.

Until she comes. I can't talk about the

Spanish girl because I don't really know

anything about her.

Tell us the plan with the Turkish girl.

Well, she's gonna come here— not here,

she's gonna come to Düsseldorf, and then

we're gonna stay in a hotel and hopefully

have sex multiple times

unprotected.

But then I don't know how to make content

because I won't be able to have to I won't

have time by myself to make videos.

Maybe we could do travel videos together.

I wouldn't really be able to stream

together because it would be weird. I

don't know much about her apart from she

teaches English and she has tattoos and

she used to live in Spain and then she's

moving back to Turkey and

she's 23. What else

is there? Not much, not much else to say.

She has browny wavy hair.

I'm not sure. I haven't really seen an

up-to-date picture. She sent me a few

pictures, but they look so different

to each other. They look like different

people in each picture. She looks very

different in each picture, which is weird.

I'm a bit confused about how she actually—

I don't really know what she looks like

because there's 2 pictures that look

pretty cute, and then there's a 3rd

picture which looks very different to the

first 2.

It would be nice if I could see more pics

I don't think she's Muslim. She's a

vegetarian.

Are all Turkish people Muslim?

Let me Google it. Are all Turkish

people German? I mean,

what? Are all

Turkish people Muslim?

That was funny. Oh, I cracked myself up.

That was embarrassing.

Are all Turkish people German?

That made me laugh.

Oh, Turkish people jam.

It's not

that funny.

Oh, come on, it was Funny.

Someone help me.

Well. I have 5 days to

kill until she arrives, so hopefully

I'll get something, find something to do.

What am I gonna do for 5 days?

5 days.

Well, first of all, I want to see if I can

bypass the hotel Wi-Fi security and

livestream off it.

Oh, this hotel's

so nice. Look at this place. Can you

imagine if I lived here? It'd be so nice.

Look at the view.

Oh, I can't wait to sleep. Look at these

beds, they're so big. And then have a

big TV over there.

And there's a really nice shower.

I'd like to get, um, new clothing.

That'd be nice, maybe.

There's a rainfall shower head which looks

Oh, thank you, Madison. No, I shouldn't

have any more beer. I already feel pretty

It's only 8. I can't believe it's already

8 o'clock and it's still bright outside.

My head looks so silly at that angle. I

know it looks massive.

There, my head looks more normal size now.

I can't believe the German girl said that

I look whiter. Can you believe it? Do I

look white? Look at my face.

She said I look whiter than I do in

videos, as if she was disappointed because

I didn't look Asian enough for her Asian

fetish. She said I look

As soon as she said that, I could sense

that she was a bit disappointed with how I

looked because she told me that— first of

all, she said, the reason why I'm

messaging you is because I find you really

hot. And then she says, I'm really into

Asian men.

So when I met her and she told me that I

don't look as Asian as she thought, I

thought to myself, oh no, does that mean

I'm not as attractive as she thought I

She was weird. Oh, thank you,

Anupav Singh. Why don't you create a

full-time cooking series? Because when I

made videos just about cooking, people

didn't watch it. Only about 10,000 people

would watch my cooking videos.

I'm not sure what currency that is.

200-something.

Thank you very much.

I would like to if I could get views. If

you told me that I could get at least 20K

views from doing cooking only,

I would stop bitching and moaning,

complaining, and I'll make a cooking show

if people wanted to see it. But the thing

is, not enough people would watch it to

make it worth doing. Otherwise, I'd love

to. I, I enjoy cooking.

That's why I do cooking at the end of my

videos, not just to get it to 10 minutes,

but also because I enjoy doing it.

I just know that if I made a video titled

Cooking with Daniel Episode 1,

um, it would get 8K views. Maybe 10K

at most.

And then I make a video titled something

really negative like, my wife's a bitch,

and then it would get 50K views.

So yeah, that's why my videos are

so negative all the time.

I just think people— even though people

tell me that I'm a negative complaining

loser, for some reason people like the

negativity. That's what gets clicks.

For example, I made 2 videos about South

Korea. One was called Why I Hate Living in

South Korea, and the other one was called

5 Reasons Why I Like Living in South

Korea. Guess which one got 10 times more

views?

Wouldn't it be funny if I got a Turkish

girlfriend after my sister dumped her

Turkish boyfriend? I keep saying that,

but it's just so funny to me. As soon as

my sister dumps her Turkish boyfriend, I

get a Turkish girlfriend. Oh,

that's so strange. My sister

already has a new boyfriend, by the way,

so I guess moving on quickly runs in the

family. Me and my sister, we have more in

common than you might think.

She's not your girlfriend yet. Do you

think she'd be my girlfriend if I asked

her to? I could move to Turkey.

My sister is better socially, whereas you

are more creative. Um,

my sister's also pretty creative. She

makes— she used to make music. She used to

be in a band. And she also used to artwork

like me, so I guess we're both pretty

creative. But yeah, she's a lot more

social. She has friends, she goes out

drinking, she goes to parties, she goes

clubbing.

But she's also kind of introverted. She

told me that she feels stressed out and

drained when she spends too much time

around people. Which is the same as me,

but I don't think she has social anxiety

because she has no problems talking to

strangers or making small talk or ordering

food.

I live. 3 hours away from where you are

now. Are you a single attractive

Do I have any regrets leaving my mum

alone? Not really.

Maybe she prefers being alone. Then she

won't have anyone to nag, and she won't

have anyone to mess up her perfect

Maybe she likes nagging people. Maybe she

feels sad that she has no one to nag now.

She's all by herself. She has no one to

complain about, so she should be happy.

She's always nagging or whinging about

someone. And she's always saying stuff

like, oh, I wish I could be alone. I wish

I lived alone, then I wouldn't have to

worry about you.

Oh, thank you, Frog Eye. You need to give

us time to get used to the new content.

Yeah, that's true. I think if I just

suddenly spring it on you, then you're,

you're all going to think, hey, what's

this content? Not used to this from

Daniel. I don't want to watch this. But

maybe if I kept doing it, then eventually

more people would start watching it. But I

just feel very— I

feel afraid to try new things and then not

get views. For example, I did the MS Paint

animated thing that got 13k views. I did

the Apex Legends video. That didn't get

many, and I just don't feel very motivated

to do it. I didn't really enjoy making

them though. The only reason I made the

Apex Legends video was because I thought

it might get views because everyone's

talking about that game.

I don't really know what kind of videos I

want to make. Maybe I don't really want to

make videos. No, no, no, I do want to make

videos. I do like making videos, and I

enjoy talking about what's going on in my

life, and I enjoy showing people, sharing

things. I enjoy sharing what I'm doing.

Oh, I enjoyed doing the bushcraft stuff.

When I made a fire, there's a man on a

balcony right in front of me, and he looks

like he's staring right at me. In the

building across from me, there's balconies

on the top floor, and there's a man just

standing there. It's kind of creepy. I

better close the curtain when I go to bed,

otherwise I'll wake up masturbating and

then people will be watching. Maybe I want

them to watch, maybe it will turn me on.

If you want to get views, watch the news,

comment on the subjects you find

But then I don't know,

because YouTube doesn't like it when you

talk about things like mass shootings or

tragic events,

and I don't really have anything to say

anyway. I watched Paul Joseph Watson's

video about Notre Dame. And about

all the Muslim people celebrating that the

Notre Dame is burning. It's kind of sad,

isn't it? And now I feel bad for laughing

at it yesterday. I don't know why I

laughed about it. I guess it is kind

of pathetic to celebrate the Notre

Dame burning down because you hate France.

It's not because I hated France. I don't

know, I just find it funny when things

like this happen. Not because—

not because I'm celebrating something bad

happening to that country, but because

it's— I don't know, it's just something

unexpected. Oh, thank you,

Anupav. Make a video titled This Bacon

Sandwich Will Kill You.

I don't know about putting the word kill

in the title.

I've made so many bacon sandwiches though

in videos.

Oh, thank you, Madison. Have I seen Pulp

Fiction? Yes, my favorite scene is when

that black guy gets kidnapped and then he

gets tied up in a basement and those white

guys have their way with him. So wrong,

isn't it? It's so wrong.

Yeah, it's a good movie, but I found it

kind of confusing. I don't understand what

the story is. It just seemed like a