chat with viewers - live vlog May 11th

You should start an OnlyFans. It's funny

because I actually signed up to OnlyFans

today, but they rejected my application.

They said my— the photo of my ID is not

correct or something, so I had to retake

the photo and send it back. I don't know

what they're talking about. I just took a

photo of my passport like they asked. And

then you have to take a photo of yourself

holding the passport as well, which I did.

And they said they rejected my application

and I had to retake the photo. So I retook

it. Kind of annoying. I don't see what was

wrong with it. You could easily see what

was— what was on the passport,

and you could easily see it was me holding

the passport. Stupid people.

OnlyFans.

I think I'm just gonna put butt pics on my

OnlyFans. Maybe $5 a month.

And then I'll upload butt pics and maybe

sex doll pics. I don't know about dick

pics. I feel like dick pics I would charge

a lot more.

Why don't you do more date videos?

Because number one,

I'm with Mila, and number two,

no one wants to meet up anyway. And even

if they wanted to, they can't because of

lockdown.

I still don't know if I can go to the

Netherlands yet. I'm waiting for the 15th

of May, so in 4 days' time we'll find out

if travel restrictions are going to get

lifted. I have a feeling they won't be

lifted and they'll just get extended.

It's so annoying, I can't do anything. I

have no idea what to do for content.

People are losing interest.

Videos getting really bad views recently.

It's really hard to keep people interested

when I can't do anything apart from sit in

my room. What am

I supposed to do?

All I can do are storytimes. And then

people keep moaning, saying, oh, he's

retelling his stories. What else do you

expect me to do?

Can't do anything.

How long is

this gonna go on for? It's been nearly 2

months now with this whole stupid lockdown

stuff.

You need drama. There's literally no

drama. Even bloody Casey hasn't uploaded

anything. Chihiro has gone completely

silent.

There's not really drama between me and

Mila, and even if there was, I wouldn't

talk about it because I don't want to

jeopardize our meeting. If I start

complaining about her or telling you

everything about what's going on, then she

might not want to meet me.

Oh, last year was so much easier. I had

all that SD card drama, I had the wife

suing me drama, then going back to Japan.

Videos. Now I can't do anything to get

people to come back and watch. Really

don't know. I feel like this is gonna be

the end of the channel. I think I'm just

gonna stop making videos, to be honest.

Just do streams.

I don't really have any ideas for videos.

All I can think of are things like why I

miss living in Japan, or why my marriage

failed, or what it was

like being married to a Japanese woman.

Or growing up in England as

half race, half, half Asian,

mixed race. I just feel like they're kind

of boring topics and people won't be

interested.

There's just nothing going on. To talk

about.

I had a bit of an argument with my mum

yesterday, and then I got angry and I

broke my tripod.

Kicked my chair, now my foot hurts.

We argued because Mila

sent me a big long message saying that she

didn't think meeting again would be a good

And then we had a big discussion and we

talked about things and I managed to talk

her out of it, so she changed her mind and

we are still meeting. But I went

downstairs And I talked to my sister about

it, and my mum was also in the room.

And then my mum kept— started ranting

about something completely unrelated,

and it was kind of annoying when I'm

trying to have a discussion with my sister

about an important matter, and then she

kept interrupting about completely

unrelated things.

And she started going on about cleaning

the house and all this rubbish again.

I think I might have put too much pressure

on Mira with the whole living together

thing in Korea and relationship stuff,

and it kind of freaks her out maybe.

So I said I'll ease off a bit and

we can take things slower.

So we are still going to meet in

the Netherlands.

I guess maybe I was a bit hasty rushing

into things. We haven't known each

other that long.

So that was a bit of a, a worry. Bit— made

me panic a bit, but everything's fine now.

I think it's the second time this has

happened now. She got worried about stuff

like YouTube drama. It's not

like I want YouTube drama. I'd rather not

have any drama if possible.

I'd rather just do wholesome travel

videos. Now those get good views as well.

I don't feel like I have to make drama

videos. There's stuff like, I'm finally

happy, and, I think I'm in love. Those got

good views as well,

40k. And my travel vlogs did well. Stuff

like, staying in a Japanese capsule hotel,

has 50k. I don't have to do drama.

And she said she was worried that she

would end up becoming the focus of the

channel. She wasn't happy with that.

I said I wasn't really— I wasn't planning

on making her the focus, but it would

be nice if we could do stuff together and

then I could film it.

Your black video— your black woman video

seemed like you were looking for drama.

No, I was just trying to get views by

putting black woman in the title since it

worked last time. Didn't work this time,

did it?

Honestly, I don't really care what that

black woman thought about me. I was trying

to make the video funny. In the editing.

I guess it wasn't that funny. I thought it

was a little bit funny. Like when I turned

the volume down, she's so loud.

I left out loads of other points she made

just because I couldn't care less. I said

some pretty weird stuff in the original

video, like Tigers

and lions don't feel attracted to each

other or something like that, which is

true. I don't understand why making that

analogy was bad. Since when do tigers and

lions find each other attractive?

I'm not sure why I said that though. It

just kind of— I don't know, it made sense

to me at the time.

My point was that because

I'm not black, then I'm not that

interested in black women. But then I'm

not Japanese, so why would I be interested

in Japanese women? I don't know. Nothing I

said in that video actually made sense.

But since when do any of my videos make

sense? Let's face it, all my videos are

just utter drivel. That just comes out of

my mouth. And sometimes I say stuff I

don't actually believe it. It just sounded

funny to me, so I said it.

Oh, thank you, Electric Six. She doesn't

want her personal life scrutinized. Yeah,

exactly. She doesn't want her personal

life scrutinized online.

That is exactly what she's worried about.

And, and it was never my plan to reveal

her personal details or personal life.

When she moved in with me, the most I was

going to say was, this is Mila, she's

Dutch, she's moved in with me.

I wasn't really going to, you know, tell

everyone about her personal life. But then

we did the Q&A stream together, and then

she seemed comfortable telling people

about herself. So I thought, Oh well, if

she's okay with it. And I think she was

okay with it in the beginning, but then

people started making all these

accusations and rumors about her,

and I don't think she was expecting that.

Even I wasn't expecting it, so that's

probably scared her off a bit.

This is kind of annoying because, okay,

when I was with Chihiro, I said a lot of

bad stuff about her, so I kind of deserve

the backlash or the criticism I got for

it. But this time I felt like I was pretty

well behaved. I never said anything bad

about Mila apart from that one slip-up

when I livestreamed and said she was

annoying. Apart from that, I thought I was

pretty respectful and well-behaved. I

didn't say anything mean about her, but

people were saying mean stuff about her

and making her upset, and I can't really

control that. I can't control what people

say on other websites. So now I feel like

even if I don't say anything bad,

I have to deal with this Nonsense

because people, other people, are saying

bad stuff about her. Not even my fault,

and I get punished for it.

I thought I was pretty respectful and said

a lot of good things about Mila compared

to girls in the past.

I don't really know if I could go back in

time and redo it. First of all,

I would add her Instagram name on my

blacklist so her stupid friend couldn't

dox her. What kind of friend doxes her?

That was the cause of a lot of the

problems because her Instagram got doxxed,

her photos got leaked, and then people

started jumping to conclusions about what

kind of person she is. So if I could go

back and redo it, I should have been more

careful with the comment section. I didn't

notice Which is strange because usually I

check every comment, but that one slipped

past me. I didn't notice someone leaked

her Instagram name, so it should have

added her Instagram name on my blacklist.

That would have prevented a lot of

problems.

When will you collab with Goddess

Persephone LMAO? Oh, thank you, Ollie.

Well, I'm not collabing with Persephone

because she's a little bit two-faced.

She'll start messaging me on Instagram or

Twitter asking me questions and being

friendly, and then the next day she's made

an exposed video about me leaking all the

So Persephone, piss off, please.

First we had a conversation on Twitter

ages ago, then you screenshotted and

leaked our conversation, made a video

bashing me, and then you did it again last

week or this week after we spoke on

Instagram. Memo, memo, memo.

Oh, thank you, Junkers. Mimo, I think

her eyesight is coming back because I'm

pretty sure she can see me. I wave my hand

in front of her and she, she's tracking my

hand. So I don't know how blind she is.

The vet said that she was completely

blind. They gave us tablets. I think the

tablets reduce blood pressure, so maybe

they're working and she can see a little

bit. She was outside at the window And she

was definitely looking straight at me.

But yeah, she's definitely gotten older.

She's very— she's gone less active.

She used to be very active in the garden.

Now she just sleeps most of the day.

I think she's gonna die maybe next

year or the year after. I'd be surprised

if she doesn't die the year after next

year. She's 16, I think, so she might live

until 18 or 19.

Very sad. I wish my mum was open to the

idea of getting some new cats, but she's

not— not interested.

I would love a few new kittens. That'd be

nice. She keeps saying, oh, it's so much

money, so much work.

How much work is it? You just put some

food down, and then sometimes

they're sick, and then you clean up the

sick. It's not hard.

I would be happy to, to look after the

and I'd be happy to pay for it as well.

Buy food.

Am I still friends with George? Yeah, but

we don't talk. Last time we spoke was

after he left Korea.

We just spoke a bit about the virus and

then that was it. We don't chat all the

Like best chums.

I thought Mila didn't want to see you

anymore. Yeah, she said she didn't want to

see me, but then we had a big long talk

about things. I said

to her that I would be willing not to film

her or make videos about her. I'm willing

to make that sacrifice.

I think that shows how much I care.

If that means that I lose,

I don't know, 10,000 views then this is

fine by me.

It's not really a big deal,

10K views. I don't know if it'd be 10K

views though.

I guess I'd be losing the toxic viewers.

For example, you know my gay video that

got 30k views? That made the same amount

of money as the Hong Kong woman video,

which only got 20k views. So even though

it has 10k more views, it didn't really

make more money.

So if I can make the same amount of money

for this— for less views, and it's less

toxic and doesn't make Miida upset, then

that's fine by me.

I don't mind. And it's not like I was

planning on doing drama videos. What drama

videos would we do anyway?

There was only drama with Chihiro because

I cheated all the time. Obviously this

time I wouldn't cheat.

And then if I did cheat, obviously I

wouldn't make a video about it. That'd be

stupid. Be like robbing a bank and then

admitting that you robbed the bank.

No, I'm not cheating this time.

I promise I'm a new man.

I just don't feel like it's worth it

anymore. I already fucked

up my marriage just to make chump change

on YouTube, you know, like the cheating

videos. I made like $150 maybe,

and I just put extra stress on the

relationship just to make $150 or $200. I

just don't really feel like it's worth it.

Did I destroy my marriage on purpose for

views? No, I destroyed it

because I kept cheating and I kept getting

caught. And then I just took advantage of

it and used it as clickbait story videos.

Oops. But I never

did things on purpose because I wanted to

ruin the marriage. The marriage just got

ruined because I was careless.

I don't know how Chihiro forgave me so

many times. After I got busted for meeting

that Swedish girl, I thought for sure,

this is it, this is the end. There's no

way she'd forgive me now. I got caught

red-handed meeting a Swedish girl.

Well, that day was hectic because

my plan was I would just meet the Swedish

girl for a few hours and then head on to

my new Airbnb, which is where I made a

few fake videos about being homeless and

being divorced. So I had to get to the

Airbnb to check in around 3,

but then I ended up hanging out with the

Swedish girl until 5. And then Chihiro

kept asking me, how come you're not at

your new Airbnb yet? And I kept saying,

there's difficulties with opening the

door and I had to wait for a staff member

to come and help me. She was getting

suspicious. And then this stupid guy—

someone took a photo of me and the Swedish

girl together. I can't believe that

happened. The Swedish girl claims it

wasn't her. She wasn't involved. And I'm

leaning towards believing her, but it just

seems like such a weird coincidence. We

just happened to be in the same place

where someone knew me and then took a

photo and tried to blackmail me. He said,

if you don't give me £1,000, I'm gonna

leak this all over Reddit and, and send it

to your wife. I said, leak it then,

I'm just gonna make a video. So I admit

it. Admitted to Chihiro that I was meeting

up with a Swedish girl,

and she was upset. She told me to stay at

the Airbnb. I was planning to stay with

her in the Airbnb as like a,

like a romantic getaway.

She told me to stay there. She didn't

I had no idea that would happen. That's

the problem with being famous. I feel like

I have— I suffer from all the negative

parts of being famous, but then hardly any

of the good bits. If I was really rich,

then I wouldn't mind, but I'm not rich. I

make shit money on YouTube. Someone

working at McDonald's makes more money

than I do. But then I suffer from being

mini-famous where I get busted, like with

the Swedish girl. People recognize me on

the street and they try and expose me, or

I get recognized on Tinder.

I wouldn't mind it if I was like

millionaire getting hundreds of thousands

of views. I barely even get any views,

barely make much money, and I still have

to suffer in the same way that these

famous people do. You should be on that

show 90 Day Fiancé. Oh, thank you,

Kerry. Yeah, it was kind of like 90 Day

Fiancé. It literally was 90 Day Fiancé

though, because we met and then got

married within Well, maybe not. We got

married after about 5 or 6 months.

What do you mean delusions of grandeur?

You don't think I'm famous? At least a

couple million people know my face. Elvis

the Alien made videos about me which have

1.6 million views, so at least 1.6 million

people saw my face. My channel has

over 22 million views total. Easily a

couple million people must have seen my

channel, but I make less money

than some person who works at McDonald's,

so what is the point?

Thousands know you, not millions. No, do I

have to repeat myself? Elvis the Alien

made a video about me. It has 1.6 million

views. I made a video called Why I Have No

Friends. It has 1.4 million views.

That means millions of people have seen my

face and know who I am. It's not hard to

understand. Keep up, please. I know it's a

Sunday. Actually, it's Monday. I don't

even know what day it is, actually.

Yeah, it does mean they know me. They've

seen my face. They would recognize me. Oh

my God.

I'm not even gonna bother. This stupidity

is just unbelievable sometimes.

I'm not saying they know who I am

personally. I'm saying they know my face.

They would recognize me.

Jesus Christ.

Anyway, so it kind of sucks that millions

of people know me, would recognize

me, but then I make shit money,

so it feels like it's not really worth it.

I'm just annoyed that I'm kind of

mini-famous, semi-famous, but And

I suffer from the negative consequences of

semi-fame, but then I don't really get the

positive parts of it, like, I don't know,

making loads of money.

Fame, but everyone hates you. Fame doesn't

mean people like you. It means that people

know about— let me show you that. Do I

have to look up the definition of fame for

you? I said fame, not popularity

or being popular.

Fame: the state of being known or talked

about by many people. Nothing to do with

being liked.

Yeah, you can also use the word infamous,

but I don't think that's true because not

everyone hates me. It's like a mixed bag.

It's like Trump is pretty famous, but not

everyone likes him, but not everyone hates

him. So is he infamous?

Infamous is well known for some bad

quality or deed.

I'd say Hitler is infamous because he's in

general pretty much hated.

You're not gonna get famous beyond being

cringe on the internet. What do you mean?

I did become famous by being cringe on the

internet. That's the whole reason why

Ovisiadian made a video on me, is because

I'm cringy. If I was just some normal

bloke, do you think he would have flown

all the way to Japan to make an interview

with me? The only reason I got

any attention was because I said weird

stuff on YouTube and I make weird videos.

I didn't get my attention or my fame

because I'm normal.

Anyway, it's boring. Arguing the

definition of fame. Fame means lots of

people know who you are, and I think a

couple million people is quite a lot of

people, don't you think?

Why are we talking about this?

Yeah, suffering the consequences of being

famous but not really reaping the benefits

very much.

I'm still locked out of my iPad Pro. I

can't be bothered to connect it to iTunes.

Have you ever sampled someone's booty?

Oh, thank you. Um, yes, I have licked

a few bumholes. Doesn't really taste of

anything, really, but you

don't do it for the taste, you do it

because it's dirty. And weird.

You don't really have to be entertaining

to get famous though. It depends

what your definition of entertaining is.

It's pretty subjective. Some would say—

well, I would say Zach Choi is extremely

boring, but he has 8 million subscribers,

so 8 million people for some reason find

watching him eat food entertaining. I

think those 8 million people are utter

morons, but they find it entertaining,

so what

does my opinion matter?

Why is the word eaten banned? I'm not

sure. I haven't banned any words on

Streamlabs apart from the N-word.

I banned that one.

There's absolutely nothing entertaining

about mukbang. It's the stupidest form of

content on YouTube.

What is interesting about it? I don't get

it. You see the food and it looks nice?

Why don't you just go onto Google and

Google some food then? Why don't you

actually just get some food and eat it

yourself, you stupid idiots? I watch porn

because I wanna fuck, but I can't fuck

because there's no girls. So I don't

really have much of a choice. If I want

food, I'll just go to the shop and buy it.

Open the fridge and I'll get some food out

the fridge. Why would I watch someone eat

it when I could be eating it myself? It

doesn't make any sense.

Have I ever been tested for autism?

Nope, I have not been tested for anything

apart from chlamydia, HIV, and gonorrhea.

Hopefully there's good news in 4 days'

time when the Dutch Prime Minister makes

an update.

I think I could go to the Netherlands now,

but I need some kind of health declaration

from a medical expert. He needs to sign

and stamp some document or form proving

that I'm healthy. But I don't really think

going now is a good time anyway. Even if I

could go now, everything's shut in

Amsterdam, isn't it? So what would we do?

Just sit in her grandmother's house

watching Netflix. I don't think that would

be good for content either. So even if I

can go, I think I'd rather wait until

stuff is open, we can do stuff.

I'm not sure what we would do. Maybe— I

think Mila said she wanted to take me to a

strip club. I don't think I could make

that into content though. I can't even

film. Inside of the strip club.

Why do you use this inefficient technique

of drawing with only straight black lines

and erasing parts with other white lines?

It's not inefficient, it's very efficient.

So what's your suggestion? Number one,

I'm using a mouse, so it's very hard to

paint freehand like this.

And number 2, if I use the eraser, I'd

have to keep switching between tools and

moving up to the top toolbar when I can

just right-click to erase lines. So it's

pretty efficient, actually.

Why is there a lighthouse in the middle of

the land? Yeah, good point. Well, maybe

this is the edge of the cliff and the sea

is behind the camera like

See, it makes sense.

Yeah, it looks pretty good, I think.

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. What else could I

put on my OnlyFans? I could put sex doll

screenshots from my video.

I wish I filmed when me and Chihiro cut it

up into tiny pieces. I didn't film

anything because I didn't think I'd be

able to tell anyone. Because at the time I

was pretending that we were broken up.

When actually we were still together. The

Hong— me and the Hong Kong guy carried it

and dumped it. But then I realized that's

not a good idea because it's illegal to

just dump big objects like that. So me and

Chihiro went back To take it.

Someone stole the trolley that me and the

Hong Kong guy used to carry it. Someone

opened the box but just left it there.

Can you imagine the reaction on that

person's face when he opens the box and

saw a naked rubber woman in there?

So me and Chihiro had to carry the box

back to the Airbnb. It weighed a ton. It

was like 50 kg, so heavy.

We had to carry it. Holding it by the ends

inside of the box. And then we

took it back into the Airbnb. We spent

about 4 hours cutting up into pieces. It

took ages. The rubber was kind of tough

and it was kind of attached to the metal

skeleton frame, so we had to peel it back

off of the skeleton, cut it all into tiny

chunks, put it into bags. We We had about

5 or 6 separate plastic bags.

We used scissors and a kitchen knife.

I was so tired. It was like hard manual

labor. I didn't take any videos because

I didn't think I'd be able to use it. I

didn't think I would end up having to tell

everyone that I faked a bunch of content.

Then bloody Elvis Yadian came to Japan and

then exposed me, so I had to expose myself

before he exposed me. He didn't even ask

me if it was okay to tell everyone that I

made up stuff. He just put it in anyway.

I even said, don't tell anyone this

secret, and he just laughed. I wasn't

And then I lost loads of viewers because

they complained.

I thought he would take stuff out if I

said I wasn't happy with it. Well, I

didn't ask him. On Twitter because

I just assumed he was going to use it

My plan was— I don't know what my plan

was because I told everyone we got

divorced when actually we didn't. I think

my plan was I was just going to pretend

that we were divorced forever. I don't

think that would have worked. People would

have found out eventually. I wasn't

really thinking properly.

My whole plan was I would just keep going

to the river to make videos and hope

people don't notice that we're still

Well, at the time I thought it was a good

Got good views though, didn't I, from the

homeless stuff?

Da da da da da da da da da

da da da.

Were you planning to tell us the truth

someday?

Um,

I'm not

sure what I

was planning on doing.

I don't know.

My plan was I was just going to keep on

pretending that we split up.

I kind of knew that we were gonna split up

anyway. I didn't really expect the

marriage to last very long.

Always in the back of my mind, I was

thinking, I wonder when this marriage is

You said earlier you may consider stopping

the production of your videos. If you do,

what career will you do next?

I don't know about stopping videos.

I meant that I would just do streams

instead.

Until the lockdown's lifted,

because I can't do anything now. So what

am I gonna make videos about?

I guess I could do OnlyFans, sell some

nudes,

and I've always got my second channel,

which gets a A small

amount of views, but you know, it's still

a couple hundred dollars a month.

I'm not sure what should I do. Maybe I'll

do like a clickbait video called I'm

quitting YouTube, not making videos

anymore. Bye.

And then just do streams.

And then when the lockdown's lifted and I

start doing things again, then I'll start

making videos about stuff I'm doing.

Or I could just keep doing storytime

videos.

I don't know, getting fed up, to be

honest. Bloody YouTube.

Well, on the plus, the bright side is that

I have pretty much zero expenses.

No, I'm not doing PO box, that's stupid.

The bright side is I have zero expenses

right now, so I'm actually making more

money now because I'm not using any of it.

When I was in Korea, I And Japan,

I kept spending so much money on Airbnbs

and call girls, ended up not

making any money because I just spent it

all. So even though the views were higher

back then, I was making less money because

I kept wasting it all.

I probably spent nearly $4,000 on the

Korea trip in total on all the Airbnbs,

Call girls. There's no way I made a profit

off it.

Do I like video games? I'm doing video

game reviews on the second channel,

and they don't get very good views at

first, but then after a few months they do

rack up views from search results.

So I feel like I'm just gonna pump out

gaming videos and hope they get views from

search results. You just have to be

patient with those because it'll take

months.

Sometimes videos just take a long time to

rack up views. Some videos get loads of

views on the first few days and then don't

get any more. And then some videos don't

do very well, but then over the months

they start racking up views from

search results.

It just takes time, have to be patient.

Like the drawing people I hate video did

really badly when I first uploaded it,

but now it has 27k views, which I'm quite

happy with. Just took time.

Yeah, the reviews are not serious. I'm

just trolling,

but it works because people will find it

and then they get angry and they leave a

It's pretty funny. People don't realize

I'm trolling. I think it's pretty obvious.

I say stuff like, this is the worst game

that I have never played, and they think

I'm being serious.

Some of my game reviews, I haven't

actually played the game and I'm reviewing

it.

My plan is I'm just gonna get demos, demo

versions of the game so I don't have to

pay for it, and then just review the demo.

I think it's a good idea.

It's pretty easy to complain about a game.

There's a lot of things that annoy me

about the games.

Most games are shit though, to be honest.

I'd say 99% of games are rubbish,

boring.

There's so many of them, they all suck

apart from Rainbow Six.

Did I used to like playing GTA? Yeah, I

played GTA 4 a lot, but I could never get

into GTA 5. I didn't like the story,

didn't like the way it kept switching

between different characters. One minute

you're a black guy, the next minute you're

a white guy. Just keep it on one

character. I didn't even

understand the story. Didn't even bother.

It wasn't interesting. I liked GTA 4

story. It was really good. Some foreigner

from Europe comes to America and tries

making a new life. I thought that was very

interesting.

I still think they should make a Japan GTA

about a guy who moves to Japan to find a

Japanese girlfriend,

and then he starts working for the Yakuza.

That'd be pretty funny.

No, don't tell me about the Yakuza games.

They suck. They're nothing like GTA.

They're like GTA wannabes, but it's not

like GTA. It's not open

world. You can't drive around in a car

running people over in a big city, can

you? Looks like Shenmue.

Shenmue's boring as well. I used

to play that on the Dreamcast.

I quite liked— what was that other GTA

wannabe game? Watch Dogs. That was quite

fun. The city was really,

uh, really nice to look at and explore.

Hmm, not really many interesting games to

play these days. I just play Rainbow

Six. It's enough for me. I don't really

want to do anything else like building a

town or city or whatever.

Just want to get some headshots.

Oh, thank you, Oliver. Atmosphere of Watch

Dogs is much better than GTA.

Yeah, it had more of a futuristic, clean

feel. GTA kind of has this grimy, seedy

feel.

I don't play ranked on Rainbow Six, it's

just annoying. I play the game to have

fun, not to play against

people who are really good at the game. I

don't just get headshot noscoped all the

time. I want to actually— I

want to actually have a chance of winning

without having to play properly. I don't

play the game properly, I just run around.

The game's kind of boring when you try and

play properly. You have to hide, crouch,

and and be slow, listen for footsteps,

and use the dumb gadgets. I don't want to

play like that.

I want to play the game how I want to play

it. But that's not the

most optimal way to play it. You end up

losing a lot if you play it like that.

But it's the fun way. You either play

things the fun way, or the optimal way.

The efficient way. And usually the way

you're supposed to play is kind of boring.

Am I interested in shooting real guns?

Not really. I got a BB airsoft

gun recently, but I'm not sure what to

shoot. I don't know why I got it.

I had one in Japan because I used it to

scare away the crows outside, but there's

no crows here.

I was gonna shoot houseflies, but then I

can't really see any houseflies. And then

my mum would shout at me if she saw me do

it.

What is my least favorite country?

Probably India. I might make a video about

it called Why I Would Never Go to India.

But I'm worried it might be racist or

something. Just looks kind of shit

and smelly and dangerous and

dirty.

But some people really love India, which

is weird. They think it's all adventurous

and they like— these people actually like

it when the country's dirty and

disorganized.

I don't like it. I like it when countries

are modern and clean and nice.

Why would you want— why would you like A

I don't like messy places.

That's why I like Japan, because it's very

organized. Feel safe,

nice and clean.

I feel like if I went to a messy country,

I just feel stressed out.

I guess it might be exciting, like an

adventure.

I don't know, maybe I'll go see what it's

like.

Maybe I'll like it. Wouldn't that be funny

if I actually ended up liking it.

I like the food. I went to a few Indian

restaurants. Me and Chihiro used to go to

this Indian restaurant. I went there a few

times. Food was really good. We had

tandoori chicken and naan bread,

various types of curry. I think Indian

food's pretty good.

Actually, I might even say Indian food is

better than Japanese food.

Yeah, I think I would say that.

I think naan bread is way better than

white rice. Much tastier.

I'm hungry now.

Maybe I'll get tandoori powder off Amazon,

rub it into my bacon.

I'm just not really a big fan of Japanese

food. I don't know why. It is

okay, but it's not amazing.

I don't hate sushi, but it's not that

great. It's okay as like a snack,

but if I'm really starving and I want to

have a really nice meal, I wouldn't think

of sushi. I'd think of something more

meaty,

like Korean barbecue.

Or Turkish. Turkish food's good.

Lamb kebab.

I just feel like Japanese food is kind of

overrated. It gets too much praise.

I had that fugu Tastes of absolutely

nothing. No flavor. That was the last

restaurant me and Chihiro went to. She

said, let's go to this fugu restaurant.

I said, okay. I thought it'd be

interesting since I never tried it before.

It was the worst meal I ever had.

Absolutely awful. They just

give you this fish carcass And

it tastes like nothing. They give you

sashimi and then some of it's cut into

strips, and then the next

course they just give you a pot with water

and you're supposed to boil it. And then

they also deep-fried it, but there was no

flavor.

Most disappointing meal I've ever had.

I'd rather have a Big Mac.

I even

made a video about how bad it was, but I

decided not to upload it because I thought

people wouldn't be interested. And then

people just get upset.

Some idiot said fugu is really good

because it has no fish taste or fish

smell. Then what's the point of eating it?

Why would you eat a fish because it

doesn't taste like a fish? It's like

eating bacon and then complaining because

it tastes too much like bacon. I thought

the whole reason you have fish is because

you like the flavor of fish. Take away the

flavor of the fish, then what's the point?

Imagine eating something because it

doesn't taste like what it's supposed to

taste like. I like

fish because it tastes fishy.

Otherwise tastes like nothing.

But I was so grumpy at the restaurant. I

feel a bit bad for Chihiro because she

really loves it, and I was just sitting

there like a sulking kid because I was

starving and it tastes so bad.

I gave up eating it. I tried a few bits

and nibbled a few things, but it was so

bad I stopped eating it. And then after we

left the restaurant, I went to Lawson and

I got a cheeseburger. I'm such a

dick. Oh, that cheeseburger tastes so

I was starving. I said I'm done.

You can have the rest of it. I don't want

it. Take it away.

I don't want to waste my hunger on food

that tastes like nothing. If I'm hungry,

I want to eat something that tastes good.

Do they sell used panties in Japanese

vending machines? They do, but It's

not very common. I think you have to

search for the special place that they

sell them at. I've never seen one. You

have to go some kind of weird,

weird nerdy place, anime kind of place.

What is my job? I do livestreams and

videos on YouTube. I also

have Patreon where I don't

do anything. People just give me money for

nothing, which is nice. And I'm also

planning to do OnlyFans where I'm going to

sell pictures of my buttocks. Very excited

about that.

I also sell videos of myself wanking.

That makes good money as well sometimes.

Yeah, I have a few streams of income.

Oh, I also sell merch.

I sell t-shirts and cups. I don't think

you can see them yet though. I only

recently added them. I added some t-shirts

with some artwork.

About 6 people bought my, my merch cup,

which is nice. Thank you very

much. I want to do more artwork and then

add more merch items.

Sell hats and t-shirts.

Problem is I'm locked out of my iPad, so I

can't do proper artwork. I don't know if

people would want this MS Paint art on a

t-shirt. I think it looks okay.

Put this on a cup.

Put anything on a cup. Put my dick pic on

a cup if I could. I wouldn't do that

because I might get in trouble on YouTube.

Looks

like a yellow Death Star.

Bum ba dum bum bum. Would I get married

again? No way.

Never.

Marriage is stupid. Just gets you in

trouble, doesn't it? And then when you

want to break up, it's just a big hassle.

Well, it's not really a big hassle.

Getting divorced is pretty easy. Chihiro

just filled out that form, handed it in,

and then I signed it. That was it.

Everyone was saying stupid stuff like,

oh, you're gonna have to go to court and

you're gonna have to pay her settlement

money and blah blah blah blah.

I didn't have to pay anything. I just

signed a piece of paper, sent it back to

I don't really see the point of it. You

don't need to be married to stay together

unless you need a spouse visa. But if

you live in the same country and you're

from the same country, then what's the

point? Why don't you just get a pretend

marriage? You can tell people

you're married. They're not going to ask

you for proof, are they? Why don't you

just say, yeah, we are married, if it

means so much to you because you're

worried about what people would think if

you have a kid and you're not married.

Just say, uh, yeah, we are married.

Does it really matter?

They say, oh, it's a sign of our love.

Why do you need to get married to prove

that you love someone? That's so dumb.

I would never get married again for a

spouse visa.

I don't know, would I? What if me and Mila

became really serious?

Then I would need a spouse visa to live

in. I don't know, maybe I'll scare

her if I start talking about this. Not

that I'm planning to marry anyone anytime

soon.

It just feels like marriage is a way to

keep the man in check,

stop him from running away. Or cheating,

or else he's gonna get a big spanking from

the courts.

It's like a woman's way of keeping the

man in line, like some kind of guarantee.

That's what it feels like to me.

Oh, made me

jump. Please fix your donation bar.

Oh, thank you. Is it not moving?

It only moves when you use the Streamlabs

link. If you do a Super Chat, then it, it

doesn't add to it. I'll have to add it

later manually.

Nice colors. Thank you. I think purple sky

is very pleasing. What color

should I make the house?

Am I still meeting Mira? Yes, I can

officially announce that our meeting plans

are back on. Had a bit of a scare

yesterday. I thought she was seriously

going to cancel our meeting, and I was

devastated. I felt like I got hit in the

face with a big plank of wood.

I was actually having a bit of a

breakdown. I thought, shit,

if girls don't want to be with me because

of my channel, what am I gonna do?

But I think the main problem wasn't the

channel. It was me being a needy little

bitch boy. Trying to

rush things.

It's just like Coach Red Pill said. He

said sometimes guys have a good thing

going and then they get needy and

desperate and they fuck things up when if

they just played it cool, then everything

would have been fine. So true.

I nearly messed things up really badly.

How did I get my second channel monetized

so quickly? Because I think it was last

year— was it?

No, it was 2 years ago, 2018, January. I

got a strike for something, and when

you get a strike, you can't stream for 90

days. So I made a second channel. I told

everyone to come and watch me stream on my

second channel. So that's how I got the

channel monetized.

It's actually a bit of a struggle to get

the channel monetized if you don't have an

existing fan base. So you need 1,000

subscribers and then you need 4,000 watch

time hours, which is quite a lot. Took me

quite a long time back then, even though I

had about 10k— I think I had 10k subs at

the time. But I streamed consistently for

about 3 months on it, and I kept,

kept promoting the second channel. I don't

really promote it now because the second

channel is just like an experimental

channel that I use to make clickbait

bullshit to try and game the system to get

views. It's not really supposed to be for

you guys. I feel bad if you guys watch

that channel and expect good stuff from

it. It's not good stuff. It's just me

trying to farm some YouTube views from the

search results. I get kind of annoyed

because some people watch the channel and

they complain saying, oh, your content's

so rubbish now, Daniel. I clearly said

this channel is not for you guys.

It's for me to try and trick people into

clicking it from search results so I can

make some extra moolah so I can meet my

Mila.

It's actually working,

surprisingly. I would like it to work

better, but it is getting views from

People who don't know me.

For example, my Witcher 3 review that

I made months ago now has 14k views.

14k! Not bad.

And the majority of that 14k are not even

my subscribers, they're just random

people.

And then my Overwatch video got 5K views.

Didn't even say anything, it was just

gameplay footage. Easy money.

I don't know why everyone doesn't do it.

Why don't you just film yourself playing a

game? Upload it, you might make $5.

It's $5 you didn't have. $5 in

the pocket is 2

bucks out the bucket. That made

no sense. Just upload random

stuff to YouTube, you'll make some money.

Why not? Everyone needs money.

How did you learn to read Japanese

characters? By chatting to Japanese

girls every single day.

Back in my peak, when I was about 18, I

used to have about 6 different Japanese

girls I was chatting to at the same time.

And then I'd just rotate them,

rotate new girls in and out,

constantly chatting to all of them.

I would have 5 different MSN Messenger

window chats open at the same time talking

to them, brushing up my Japanese

That's how you get good. Maybe I'll make a

video on how I became fluent in Korean. I