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Duration
5 min
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  1. rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9Machine-generated and unreviewed; may be wrong; not a verified quotation.
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  1. 0:00

    We got Tesco Finest North Atlantic from the Norwegian Sea straight to my kitchen.

    Segment details0:00–0:08 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_0
  2. 0:11

    Oh my God, why is it wet? So today we're making fish and chips with a beer batter. Oh, that's too much.

    Segment details0:11–0:24 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_1
  3. 0:31

    Get the oil. I think I need a bit more oil.

    Segment details0:31–0:33 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_2
  4. 0:37

    Oh, there's all burnt bits at the bottom from last time.

    Segment details0:37–0:39 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_3
  5. 0:43

    Hmm, hmm, um, whatever. More oil. I need more oil.

    Segment details0:43–0:50 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_4
  6. 0:53

    Yes. Do you ever clean the air fryer? No, what's the point?

    Segment details0:53–0:56 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_5
  7. 1:00

    Oh my God, no, it's not hot enough and there's little black bits everywhere. Oh, I should have changed the oil. There's all these little black things floating in it. Look. Hmm, I didn't think all the black bits would float to the top. It's all your fault, you didn't tell me, did you? Did you? Oh, I'm scared. Oh,

    Segment details1:00–1:25 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_6
  8. 1:25

    I'm scared. What? What?

    Segment details1:25–1:28 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_7
  9. 1:32

    The fish is falling apart in the oil. I don't get it. The batter's all disappeared.

    Segment details1:32–1:38 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_8
  10. 1:41

    What is that? Why? The batter's disappeared. It's not look how I imagined it. What's wrong with my fish and chip? Batter not thick enough. Could have said that earlier.

    Segment details1:41–1:56 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_9
  11. 1:59

    I can save it. Oh, now it looks like a cake.

    Segment details1:59–2:00 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_10
  12. 2:03

    I need more beer. More beer. Wait, I could save it.

    Segment details2:03–2:09 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_11
  13. 2:13

    Save it. It's all falling apart. Oh my God,

    Segment details2:13–2:16 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_12
  14. 2:23

    no! This one looks— maybe I re-batter the other one. Oh my God. Five, four,

    Segment details2:23–2:36 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_13
  15. 2:39

    three, two, one. Whoa!

    Segment details2:39–2:46 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_14
  16. 2:49

    Oh my God! What? What? What? What? It tastes just like fish and chips. Oh my God, I'm a genius! I'm actually a genius! Oh my God, oh, it's got a soggy bottom. Oh my God, wow, nearly broke my tooth. Oh my God,

    Segment details2:49–3:17 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_15
  17. 3:23

    oh my God, I feel kind of sick now actually. Very oily.

    Segment details3:23–3:28 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_16
  18. 3:31

    It looks like it's raw. Oh, it's raw.

    Segment details3:31–3:33 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_17
  19. 3:36

    Oh,

    Segment details3:36–3:36 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_18
  20. 3:38

    oh, yeah, feel sick now.

    Segment details3:38–3:43 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_19
  21. 3:46

    Uh, uh, uh, uh, feel sick. Oh. Oh my

    Segment details3:46–3:57 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_20
  22. 4:01

    God.

    Segment details4:01–4:06 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_21
  23. 4:20

    No, I don't like it anymore. Make it stop.

    Segment details4:20–4:28 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_22
  24. 4:35

    Oh, I don't want anymore.

    Segment details4:35–4:36 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_23
  25. 4:42

    I feel sick.

    Segment details4:42–4:43 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_24
  26. 4:48

    Oh God, I'm

    Segment details4:48–4:52 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_25
  27. 5:00

    still up 3 pounds.

    Segment details5:00–5:01 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_26
  28. 5:03

    My hands are disgusting. Do you want to lick it? Suck my fingers.

    Segment details5:03–5:09 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_27
  29. 5:11

    I'm gonna put it in a bin, I think.

    Segment details5:11–5:13 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_28
  30. 5:17

    Okay, I'm done. I can't do this anymore. It's over.

    Segment details5:17–5:21 · rev_0f73250cfff80d665371b7c0ecf433e9_29