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means higher interest payments for the U.S. government. So here's President Trump's new plan, and you can let me know if you think that it's going to work or not. So the Genius Act passed in Congress and President Trump signed it into law in July. So President Trump is supporting cryptocurrencies in order to create more demand for Treasury

bills. I'm going to explain. Okay, so if you're not familiar with cryptocurrencies, here's how it works. So let's just say that you want to buy Bitcoin. Now, how is this all going to work? So first, you need to exchange your US dollars for cryptocurrency, right? So let's just say that you sign up for an account on a

crypto exchange called the Clear Value Crypto Exchange, which is fictitious. Please don't Google that. So let's just say that you want to buy $100,000 in US dollars worth of Bitcoin. And let's just say that you do that. So $100,000 of US dollars is going to leave your bank account, right? And now you have $100,000 worth of Bitcoin

in your accounts on the ClearValue crypto exchange. Now let's just say that Bitcoin goes up by 20%. So yay, right? And now you want to sell your Bitcoin, but you don't want to cash out for US dollars back to your bank accounts. So let's just say that you want to leave your $120,000 in your crypto accounts. So

maybe you're hoping that Bitcoin falls in price so that you can rebuy it cheaper. You know, maybe you just want to hold some of your money in crypto, but you don't want to rebuy Bitcoin or any, any other altcoins right now. Then in this situation, you're going to sell your $120,000 worth of Bitcoin for $120,000 worth of

stablecoins. So a stablecoin A stablecoin is a digital representation of a US dollar. So in your ClearValue crypto accounts, you're going to be holding $120,000 worth of stablecoins, maybe USDC or USDT. Okay, so you know how back in the days the US dollar was backed by gold? So it's going to be the same concept. One stablecoin is

backed by one US dollar or equivalent. And of course, this was based on faith and trust. But now the Genius Act requires each stablecoin to be backed by US dollars or short-term Treasuries, which are Treasury bills. Okay, so what's this achieve? This creates more demand for Treasury bills. So the concept is if the cryptocurrency market grows, there's

going to be more need for stablecoins. If there are more stablecoins in existence, then there's going to be more demand for Treasury bills. And if there's more demand for Treasury bills, then it's going to keep interest rates on T-bills low, and then the government would be able to borrow money at a cheaper rate. But the question is,

will this create a meaningful amount of demand for U.S. Treasury bills? You know, I'd say enough to move the needle. So the cryptocurrency market right now is worth about $4 trillion, and you can see the growth of crypto in this graph. Bitcoin represents a little more than half of that, and stablecoins represent only about $280 billion of

the markets. Now, you can make the argument that, you know, that's not going to be enough to push the needle in terms of demand into the Treasury bill markets. But others will make the argument that the crypto market has been growing rapidly, as you can tell by the chart. Okay. So this is going to create demand and

lower interest rates for shorter duration Treasuries, for T-bills. And of course, President Trump has been pressuring the Federal Reserve to lower interest rates as well. But the Fed has more control over interest rates on the shorter duration Treasuries, so Treasury bills, not Treasury bonds. Okay, so how will the government increase demand for longer term Treasuries, such as

30-year Treasury bonds, in order to keep interest rates low? So one solution would be for the Federal Reserve to print the money, step in. And buy the Treasury bonds. But that would be seen by the world as a sign of desperation. That would accelerate the loss of faith in the US dollar, and de-dollarization would intensify. Therefore, this

would be the last option. The Federal Reserve would be the buyer of last resort. Now, this is where gold comes into the picture. So I'm going to give you 2 scenarios. One or both may happen, or maybe none will happen. You could be the judge. So word on the streets is that President Trump's going to issue gold-backed

Treasuries. So please don't make the mistake, we're not talking about a gold-backed system. It's not, you know, the dollar being backed by gold. So there's an argument that President Trump may issue U.S. Treasury bonds that are backed by gold. So it would work like this: the government asks you to lend them money, let's just say $4,000. And

then they'll pay you back 1 ounce of gold in 30 years, and in physical gold. So it would be a zero-coupon convertible to gold at maturity. Okay, so why would the government do this? It's because they would be able to raise desperately needed money right now, and they wouldn't have to pay interest because they're going to pay

you gold upon maturity. So this idea of gold-backed treasuries is coming from Judy Shelton. So Judy Shelton was Trump's economic advisor during his first term. So Shelton was actually nominated to the Federal Reserve, but she was rejected by Congress by a vote of 47 to 50 in the Senate in 2020. So the Senate rejected Shelton because she

was an advocate of gold, which takes away power from the Federal Reserve, because the Federal Reserve doesn't like gold because they can't print gold. Now here's the second scenario involving gold. So the U.S. government holds 261 million troy ounces of gold. So on the books, it's officially valued at $42.22 a troy ounce, but the market value of

gold right now is above $3,400 a troy ounce. So you could think of it as like a, an unrealized gain. So if Trump revalues gold to market value or even a higher price, which you can, then the Federal Reserve is required to print money, the difference, and then give it to the U.S. Treasury. Now, a good question

is, is this far-fetched, this whole idea? Well, I'll tell you this, the U.S. government has already done this before, and gold revaluation does not require congressional approval. So President Trump can do this Literally whenever he wants. So word on the streets is that it would be most logical to revalue gold at $15,000 a troy ounce. So that

would give the government $4 trillion just free and clear. So that's $4 trillion less of U.S. Treasury bonds that they would need to sell. And Trump, he could use that money to fuel his initiatives, and he can even use some of that money to pay down the national debt. Claiming that he delivered on his campaign promise. So

whatever Trump's gonna— whatever he's gonna do at gold, people are expecting him to go really big next year. So our country's 250th year anniversary is going to be on July 4th, 2026. A lot of people are expecting something to happen, you know, during that time. Now I just want to bring this to your attention. So this debt

crisis, it threatens us with higher interest rates, and that creates a major fiscal challenge for the U.S. government. Right. But here's another very important aspect. So our country is trying to bring manufacturing back home, which is, you know, that's another very important initiative of President Trump. But the problem is that we cannot rebuild our manufacturing sector in

the U.S. if interest rates are high. So if you want to build factories, equipment, infrastructure, it's going to require financing. Financing, and it's not feasible with higher interest rates. So let me know if you think President Trump's plan is going to work to tackle the debt crisis. I just want to say this, I want to end with

this. So President Trump's plan, these whole ideas of gold and crypto, they're not solutions to the problem. The problem is that the federal government just spends too much money. They have an overspending problem. So crypto, Bitcoin, how the government's going to try to use them It's just to stall time. It's just to buy time and keep the

show going. That's honestly what's happening here. So I'll keep you updated on the whole situation. Please subscribe and you can support.

$14,000 per ounce. Isn't that triple what it is now? I'd be rich.

Hair's looking pretty nice.

The landlord still hasn't replied about if I can get a kitten or not, but I found someone selling kittens. They asked me when I want to come and see the kitten.

Maybe I'll just go and get it.

The only annoying thing is, don't I have to keep going to the vet to get it jabs? I thought once it's got the jab, it's good to go. I think you need like top-up jabs.

Maybe there's a cute girl at the vet.

That's looking pretty good already. I haven't really— it hasn't taken a lot of time to get it looking good.

Why do cats need so many jams? How do they survive in the wild?

Looking pretty smart.

My hair looks way better like this than when it starts ballooning.

When it gets long, it starts looking really stupid.

Oh,

imagine being able to build an app with your name on it just by thinking about it. Meet Base44.

These major averages and the sectors themselves, there's a lot of fundamental. And we're going to kick it off some monthly charts this week, but more time to a good show of strength. That is just simply that you want to draw your trend line now from here to here, right? And technically, because we've been able to connect 2

points, we are in a downtrend for now, albeit a very short one. But we'll see. But we have been able to the 2 points, which is the minimum that we need to form a downtrend. So what everybody I think should be watching for in terms of the NASDAQ is can it get back above or not? That of

course would be a good show of strength and would point the market a bit higher, probably to that round number of the 24,000 level. But if they cannot, then there could be some overhead supply here and it may fall under its own weight, and you should probably be looking at the 23,000 level Uh, for that. I myself

am not too longed up or shorted up, or however you want to call it, uh, with anything right now. We had a lot of trades, uh, roll off, uh, in my room at the end of this week. We did put on a number of trades also for September 5th, but I will say we don't have anything that's

really, um, very long exposure or big debit or anything like that, or big bets on the call side right now. As a matter of fact, uh, the one and more directional bet that we have, uh, is on Robinhood, Hotel Oscar Oscar Delta, and that actually is on the downside. I'll actually share that chart with you, uh, just

for a second. We'll take a quick break from the majors and just to show you this kind of inverted head and shoulders, uh, that I feel is forming— or right, I shouldn't mean regular head and shoulders, not inverted head and shoulders here— of Hood. Just that, and looking at this chart pattern, it is at least have the

potential of a little bit of rollover. So continue to look for that, see if there is some tech weakness, uh, next week that kind of pulls things, uh, back down a bit. And I think that will also bleed into the S&P and bring some weakness more across the board.

Okay, on to our lead story today, which is gold. As I said in the introduction, this is something that I think has the potential to move much, much higher this between now and the end of the year. It's got technicals going for it and it's got fundamentals going for it, right? We recently had some more dovish comments

from the Fed that are pointing to, or at least about a 77% chance as we speak, a cut in September. Obviously gold likes lower rates. That tends to push the yellow metal further. And also there is plenty of uncertainty now with the independence of the Fed coming into question. And also we have to think about how dovish

will the Fed be after Powell's term if somebody that's a lot more dovish gets installed at the Fed after Powell. So gold, I think, is kind of front-running all of this and has been very, very strong. Today was a very, very strong week for gold. But what's much more important is the bigger technical picture of how gold

has been acting. Let's look at this chart together. Gold has been in this consolidation level since like April. We're looking at about 4 months here from about mid-April. So you're looking at about, like I said, about 4 months of consolidation that have just been going sideways here, and at the same time always making the same high pretty

much in the same area. This is the GCZ contract, which is the current front month going out to December, about 90 days or so, give or take a couple. And look at where all of the resistance happened in this contract, always at the same spot. And look where we are now. We're right back there. Uh, once again,

we've ended up right back there. So this would be, uh, time number 6 actually that we've actually tested this area. So I think the potential is there to push this further. If you push this down to a monthly chart, which obviously would condense a lot of these days, you can see it very clearly as well that you've

got all this chop here where nothing really happened, and then there's potential for a push, uh, further. So the question is now, how high can this go? Obviously, one of the simplest things is always to measure the base or the height of the base and, and double it. Um, you have a base here that's running from basically

3,200 to 3,585 up here, about 285 points. Let's call it about 250 because these peaks are not as high. So if you take that 3,500 and you add 250, you're probably looking at a minimum target of about $3,750, which on this daily chart doesn't even look that far away. You're talking about a move to about here. That

probably wouldn't take that long. But again, my outlook here is a bit longer term, and I'm thinking between now and December we see much, much higher gold prices. Dare I say it, maybe even $4,000 an ounce. How to play it? Obviously there's plenty of different ways. You don't need me to tell you. You can buy physical which

I've held for many, many years. You can buy the ETFs such as GLD or PHYS, which stands for physical. That's a good one as well. I like to use gold futures because they are a lot of bang for your buck. They're $100 a point, um, in the GCs. I am— I also do options on those futures. I've

been saying for a long time that I'm almost always a put seller of put options on gold futures, uh, This whole week I was doing that pretty much every single day, just kind of putting them higher and higher. And the beauty of that, of course, is why I'm so enamored of that is because they have expiries of

just one day. You don't see that in the GCZ contract here. You have to go back a little bit to the GCV contract to get the expiries there every single day. They don't have those options. Expiries? Isn't it expiries? Not yet in the Z contract. Expiries? But in the V contract they do. So that's what I do

is I just sell the puts there. But with something like this, in terms of the breakout here at this 3,500 level, I would probably be looking at the Z contract and be looking to accumulate futures contracts long on any pullback, probably starting the position right about now. I already have a few contracts, not too many, very, very

small size around this 3,515 in the Z, and I will be looking on any pullback to get more. One of the things that I think everybody should be looking out for— this will be a tell, I believe— is if there is a pullback in gold that does not make it to these levels. That will be very noteworthy.

You'll notice that all this time there's been rotation of like this: 100%, 100%, 100%, and it always goes back to the lows here, right? Um, if it doesn't and you only go to here, let's say a good way to play this would be you'd be a buyer on the way down But when you turn around from that

pullback and you retest this key $3,500 level again, probably after that it won't see lower after that. So you could be a buyer, um, once again on that level. And that's basically how I am looking at gold. So again, a little bit of a longer-term play. Interest rate policy seems to be favoring it. Um, it's definitely building

up an immense amount of pressure, and I do think we could definitely see much, much higher between now and the end of the year in gold.

Oh, let's take a quick look ahead into next week. Monday, of course, is a holiday. It's Labor Day. The markets are closed. So we've got a long weekend. A holiday again. Tuesday, manufacturing index. I hate holidays. No market on Monday for the most part. Notice that on Tuesday, there's only the ISM. There's nothing on Wednesday but Dollar

Tree is going to report. Thursday is the usual initial claims, continuing claims. That's always on every Thursday. But also this Thursday is going to be an ISM services number, which is noteworthy. And Lululemon was— is also going to report. And as you know, I only list these stocks that I'm kind of interested in, right, that I think

are playable. Obviously, I'm not interested in showing you the whole gamut of everything that's reporting. I hate it when they use the word play with stocks. It's not a game just because it's not playable, beaten down so much. You may want to watch very closely after their earnings report and see what happens. The play, obviously the potential

for this thing to move, because again, the chart is quite bearish. It's been beaten down. Why people think it's gambling. Uh, Friday is going to be non-farm payrolls. That of course is important. And unemployment rate, remember we only get that once a month and we're just hovering around that 4.2 level. And if you recall, I said this

months ago, although nothing's happened since then. I said that, uh, this is a leading indicator of recession if it was to start ticking up. That has not happened at all as of yet, but we'll see if we get any sort of a print that sort of changes the tone. I think you'd have to see at least like

a 4.4 or 4.5, uh, to maybe get people talking about it. But of course, uh, given that it's only once a month, it's definitely something to watch. All right, so that is our looking ahead for the week of September 1st through September 5th. Will be a new month, and we'll see what the charts us in the month

of September. And that is the show for this week. Thank you so much for hanging out with me on this holiday weekend. As I said, a little bit short and sweet due to the fact that it is a holiday. So make sure you enjoy some good quality time with friends and family if you can and take a

rest. It's always nice to have a breather from markets one extra day. Recap of some of the things we talked about today. I don't see too much different in the technical picture, only that I'm starting to feel— I think concern is too strong of a word, but there are some things here going on. Just notably the fact

that that S&P trajectory on the monthly is very, very steep. There is potential for pullback here, especially given the fact that the Nasdaq is lagging. I'm going to be watching that divergence very, very closely next week to see what happens with these tech stocks, because I do believe they tend to lead the market and we'll see see

if things start to roll over. This has been a market that has been extremely characterized by sector rotation. If you're trading actively every day, especially if you're in my room or in any of our other rooms at shadowtrader.net, you'll know that myself and the other moderators, we touch upon this all the time because it's very, very important.

Lots of times people will get ahead of themselves trying to short a market, uh, but not realizing that there are lots of sectors that are still strong. And I didn't want to get too deep into that. We didn't have a sector spotlight in today's show, but take a look through, you know, XLP, XLC, XLI, XLK, etc. Look

at those 11 sectors in the S&P on daily charts. And I think you'll agree with me that they are all kind of moving in different directions. And that often is a recipe maybe for just chop. I mean, maybe the market just wants to consolidate for a while before higher in the fall. We know that usually the fall-winter

period, uh, starting especially like around November, tends to be a very bullish time. So we shall see. All right.

How about that for a points redeem thing?

Special message.

You get to write a special message.

What a great way to use your points.

It's kind of like a Super Chat.

Void Co banned,

banned for hating.

Why doesn't the landlord reply?

Not very good, is it?

I need to know if I can get a cat or not, otherwise I'm just gonna go and get one.

Imagine getting kicked out because you've got a cat.

Maybe I buy all the kittens and then I sell them myself. 50% more expensive. Profit.

I'll buy all the kittens that are on sale and then I have a monopoly.

£2,000 investment. I buy all of them and then I sell them all for like 20% more.

Or open a cat cafe, sell my special cupcakes.

I get a cute girl to do the customer service and I manage the business.

Can't go wrong.

We have another mouth to feed. Cat barely eats anything, and then it can go outside and hunt mice.

Cats are tiny.

Probably like £50 a month for cat food.

I'll just make a rat trap, and then I can't mice and rats and then feed it. That's the cat's natural diet.

You don't need to get insurance.

Rubbish, it's not America.

Okay, hair's looking good for now.

Raining again.

Cats don't get ill. What do you mean? I've never seen a cat get ill, like get the flu or something. They only need treatment if they get hit by a car.

I probably won't let my cat out. Someone might steal him.

Yeah, having viewers like you, Moodoo. So why the fuck would I want to interact with you? You're fucking annoying. Gonna ban you again.

Viewers like you, why would I want to interact with you? Bunch of pricks. I hate you.

A bunch of whining, negative, annoying people. That's what you all are.

All you do is whine and moan all the time.

The kittens are tabbies.

I want a tabby one. I don't really like pure white or pure black.

I like Ginger or Tabby Tortoiseshell.

Oh.

Really makes no sense why a landlord wouldn't want a tenant to get a cat. Maybe a dog I could understand, like a big dog,

but a little tiny cat? What's that gonna do?

What kind of damage? What's it gonna do, like attack the walls and scratch it like Wolverine? When have you ever seen a cat attack a wall? Urine, you can clean that. And you get a litter tray, so they pee in the litter tray, don't they? Anything can be cleaned. Name one thing that you can't clean. Like radiation.

Maybe oil on the paint.

I'm gonna do more damage to the house than a stupid little cat will. I've got cooking oil all over the walls. That's not coming out. Look,

I smeared soap all over it and let the soap dry, and now it's like stuck in the wall.

So I can't have a pet because he's gonna damage the property, but can have a human that's inevitably gonna fuck it up.

Scratched door frames.

I've never seen a cat scratch a door frame. I've seen them scratch a sofa.

Pushkin starts attacking his own reflection in the mirror. It's weird. Like some kind of weird stress response. Plans for today? Nothing really, it's just raining all day. Don't really want to go anywhere.

I've got to focus on saving money. Rent's coming soon.

I need £900.

I've only got Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday to make as much money for the next Thursday payout, which would be used for the weekend rent payout.

But I've got $300 in OnlyFans, so basically I want to pay rent and electricity without having to take money out of my investments stocks and shares account.

So next earnings will go— will stay in the bank getting ready to pay rent.

If I get a female cat and she gets impregnated, then I could sell the kittens. Why would I get it neutered? It's free money.

Rain, rain continuing until 6 PM. Are you joking?

I thought I was gonna do laundry.

I think it's wet because you You wear a rain jacket and then the rain jacket gets wet, then you sit down in the car and then everything you touch gets wet, and the seats will get wet,

your glasses will get wet. You've got to keep wiping your glasses.

Horrible job.

I don't really know what you can do to fix it.

Yeah, I should have wore that. I never had a hat when I was doing Every. I just let my whole hair all get soaked.

I thought, I don't want to wear a hat because it ruins my hair, but okay, just let it all get soaked. I don't know why I never got a hat for Every.

It would have made sense.

When it's raining like this, it is nice not having to go out to work.

Really is great to work from home sometimes.

That's why it's so hard to decide if you want an easy life but find it hard to get a girlfriend, or Focus on getting a girlfriend, and then you got to struggle and go and get a real job

if she demands it.

It's like these 2 things you want don't seem to go well together.

The ultimate luxury versus the ultimate

Pleasure. Oh God,

I think I just try and last as long as I can

doing this, and then if she tries to get me to stop it, then I guess it's over.

Why don't I just have the comfy life plus a girl who's okay with it?

I've had it, Chihiro faster. But then,

I don't know, why can't they be a bit younger? Not that much younger, just a bit younger.

Not Venus,

she looks so unappealing. The stuff she says is very ugly.

She still looks attractive if you look past the unwashed hair and like the ugly clothing. Like, I can see there's a pretty girl still there.

She just needs to clean up.

I don't know, she's got like weird mullet hairstyle as well, but the personality is so ugly underneath it.

It's a shame because I can still see like she, she looks kind of pretty,

like there's A glimmer of hope.

She's so far gone.

My goal is I want £10,000 invested.

And then after that, I'll feel a bit more comfortable paying my mum back some—

£50 a month.

Only made $125 yesterday.

Back in the day, a 12-13 hour stream would make at least $200.

Get into like 3,000 a month kind of numbers. No more 5K a month.

It's because I've got less viewers.

Back in the day, I used to get like 140 viewers. I'd have at least 100 viewers, and then sometimes it goes 140. And then there are a few random points when it went as high as 180, like buying breadsticks at Tesco for some reason.

And the bit when I cried went up to like 180.

One time I ate pot noodle on a beanbag, got 175 viewers.

I don't know why the breadstick in Tesco thing got me up to 180 viewers. That was so stupid.

Such amazing content. He sat on a beanbag and he ate pot noodles.

Oh, but now it's boring, but it wasn't boring a month ago when I was doing exactly the same thing. Makes no fucking sense.

I wasn't even reading the chat in Tesco. I don't look at the chat in Tesco because the phone's on the bag strap and I put the bag in the trolley.

Yeah, well, I'm not going to change up my whole life every month just because people— oh, that's stupid. That's why the other streamers just constantly travel, because it's the only way to maintain people's interest. But I can't be bothered.

Fuck your interest. I'm not changing my life.

I live my life how I want to. You can eat my nutsack.

If it's boring, then go away. I don't give a fuck. Not bending the knee.

Did that for 5 years. Look where it got me. Dead channel anyway.

I sacrificed my whole life to make content for YouTube from 2018 to 2022-ish.

Fucking channel died anyway.

Didn't get me anywhere.

Blew loads of money trying to make content as well, when if I just stuck in one place doing nothing, yeah, I would have gotten less viewers, but I would have wasted less money.

Divorced my wife. I traveled, met girls, bought a sex doll, did all this stuff. Met Elvis at Alien.

Trying to grow my channel.

Fucking waste of time.

You either sit around doing nothing making less money but spending less money, or you do crazy stuff, make more money, but then you spend more money and also risk going to jail like Johnny.

High risk, high reward. Low risk, low reward. I take the low reward.

I mean, look at homeless doing who knows what in Afghanistan. No, thank you.

I would never go there.

I'm just going to focus on building a life here,

not chasing goals or views.

I'm just going to consolidate.

I mean, I'm sure if I went around Europe doing drugs and getting wasted and whoring myself out. I'm sure that would be great content, wouldn't it?

That's why so many people are still interested in her. If she just sat in a house all day doing nothing like I do—

I mean, on YouTube, I remember back in 20—

2021, she used to do these live streams on her channel, just gaming. This should get like 100 viewers,

but if she did like a drama rant, she'd get way more.

I think we got similar audiences,

just drama whores.

Now if Kick is over, I'm just going back to spamming out shitty YouTube videos and then do 5-hour YouTube stream in the evenings like I used to.

Might be happier.

Spam out, do not buy Metal Gear Solid, do not buy Pixel 10. It's been a while.

Yeah, well, even with like average 70 viewers I'm still making like 3K a month.

Whatever.

I got a new pole coming today. It's actually just same as this one. I'm gonna put it back there, put the curtain back up. £10 pole.

Yeah, even if I get 30 viewers a stream, it's still more than what I make on YouTube.

Yeah, I'm just done trying to make content. I can't be bothered. It costs too much money, it doesn't go viral,

and I like having a comfy life. I don't want to sacrifice it just to get, I don't know, 0.5x views.

And I hate IRL. I don't want to be walking around some stupid city with a selfie stick, potentially getting assaulted or having weirdos come up to me.

What I really want to do is get a house and fix it up, but then I don't want to dox it, so I can't even do that.

Like, what if I want to rent out of the house at some point and stupid trolls send the tenants my nudes or something?

So I can't really risk— it's a liability.

Yeah, the thing is, even if I had infinite money, I don't really want to go anywhere. If I had infinite money, I wanted to stay here.

I don't really want to go anywhere. I don't feel like I should have to.

Oh, thanks.

That was not good.

I need another plug socket. This is annoying.

Yeah,

I like my life. It's just I'm under constant pressure worrying about about being too boring and losing my online income.

I don't know why the only answer is I gotta go to another country. Go to another country for sex, or go from another country to get views. Why can't I just stay here? It's all your guys' fault because you get bored of everything. For some reason you think going to a different country is so fucking interesting.

It's exactly the same thing, just in a different place. Grow up. I'd

do exactly the same thing if I went to another country, and you know it. But for some reason you all think, oh wow, in another country, wow, so interesting. Boring. This life's boring. But then I go to another country, I do the exact same thing, and you're like, oh wow, he's doing something. No, I'm not. I'm doing

the exact same fucking thing, just in a different place.

The delusion is just insane.

It's like eating the same Big Mac, but it's just dressed up in a different way, and then you think it's a different burger, right? It's just the same thing but reorganized in a different shape. People are so dumb.

Living in Devon for the rest of my life. Nothing you can do to change it.

If I have to, I'll move out and I'll do gaming streams.

Was and always will be. And his advice was all rubbish and dumb and stupid,

and I don't need his advice. Never asked for it, never wanted it,

never needed it.

Bacon on naan.

This naan bread's not really like real naan bread though. It's more like just a garlic flatbread. It's not like the naan in Japan where it's all fluffy and flaky.

I don't know why British naan is like this. It's just like a flatbread.

Why is it so hot?

Wow, it's too hot. I can't touch it.

I can't believe I was looking up flight tickets for August.

Thinking I was going to be in Thailand in the first week of August.

As if.

My

jaw hurts.

The lump on my jaw? What, you mean the muscle?

Of course, how else would I move my mouth without the muscle?

Kind of important.

How do people not know they have a muscle in their jaw? Like, how do you think the jaw moves?

How do you think there's so much power to chew?

Like you think it's just magic. Obviously there's a muscle.

Is everyone's face so fat you can't see your chewing muscle?

Really weird.

I mean, I never said Thailand was off. I just said I haven't made concrete plans. I don't know yet.

I said it depends on these 2 girls,

but I kind of don't really want to go anymore.

I think it'll just make me sad thinking about plaster, and I might end up going back to a condo or something, then I'll get arrested.

I wonder if my fingerprint still works on the security door.

Probably not a good idea. I don't really like Thai women anyway. Boring. Most of them are ugly.

I've never really seen a Thai woman and thought, wow,

most are just not my type.

I'd rather have a non-Thai girlfriend in Thailand, like a— maybe even a British girlfriend. Oh, what's that stuck in my

crown? I don't know, Thailand's boring.

There's some nice Things about it.

I like the atmosphere.

I hate these stupid Capri Sun hole things. A stupid straw won't go in the hole.

Now what am I supposed to do? Look, the straw bent.

Oh, I got it in. Why do they make it like this? It's the dumbest packaging ever.

Venus called me a mongoloid cuck.

Oh, come on, there's massive news every day.

Because I just have such an interesting life with so much going on.

Massive updates.

10 hours to go.

Oh God, I'm already fed up. Oh, exercise,

eat a cupcake, and then make dinner. I'm gonna have salmon.

嗯。

I can't believe it's gonna rain until 6 o'clock.

It's raining all day. I'm not going outside.

It's raining every single day

as far as the forecast goes out for the next 8 days.

That's insane.

I think you just gotta get used to going out in the rain if you're gonna live here.

There's more rainy days than non-rainy days.

I should do a tally on the whiteboard. Blue for rainy days, green for non-rainy days.

Yeah, gotta get ripped off every month paying for water when it literally falls out of the sky for free. How does that make sense?

Paying for something that falls out of the sky for free.

I just don't want to go out if it rains. It feels miserable.

I have a rainwater collector, that big green tub thing, but is it clean? Probably not. Dead insects floating in it, probably.

I could use it to do dishes.

You're washing dishes with dirty, germ-infested, stagnant water and then put your food on it. Great idea.

Stagnant bog water.

I think I use a lot of water washing up. I'm constantly washing things and cleaning things.

The air fryer, or the other day I cleaned the ventilator fan. I used a lot of water for

that.

Uh, what was I gonna do?

I don't even remember why I got up.

Dun dun dun dun dun

dun, dun dun dun dun dun.

Ah, why doesn't the landlord reply?

I want to know if I can get a cat or not. Before I continue thinking about it,

and then I get a dog instead. I mean, if he says I can get a cat, that means I can get a dog.

He didn't come and weed my garden either, which I expected.

Well, spasm.

I made

$512 on OnlyFans this month.

I've made total gross profit $48,000 on OnlyFans since I began.

Could have bought a house. I don't know where all the money's gone.

Butthole money.

Most of the money was from 2020 and '21. And then the rest of it trickled in over the next few years.

I'm gonna pay electricity and rent with the money.

I think 220K from YouTube.

Maybe 15K PayPals, a couple thousand merch.

Yeah, Crip's long gone. She was supposed to come here today. The game plan was she was gonna come end of August after her period. She just vanished without a word. Not a single word. There's gone

Oh, weirdo.

If she knocks on the door now, I guess I'll fuck her. I hate fuck her slowly.

And then kick her out.

Kind of good thing she didn't come. I mean, look at the weather. Imagine Crypt comes and it's raining every day.

Here's me thinking, oh, the weather's gonna be good. Not too hot. Now it's just fucking raining every day. Good thing she didn't come. It would be so boring. Can't go anywhere.

It's going to rain every single day.

Plus, I got better girls to meet now, not weirdos from the channel.

I'm fed up meeting channel girls. They're just a waste of time.

I want a nice normal girl who's not insane.

Never dating a channel girl again, or even gonna meet one.

No thanks. Find nice local girl.

Carrie B doesn't even like having sex. How would I date her? And she lives in America. I'd never go to America.

She's asexual, isn't she?

Books are boring. If some girl says they like reading, I'm like, boring, next topic. I don't even want to know about what you're reading.

They always read romance stuff, don't they?

I hate reading. So boring. It's like the most boring way to enjoy a story.

Just watch a movie or play a video game. Way better at delivering a story.

I hate reading books.

I feel like people just read books so they feel superior. They're like, oh, look at me, I'm so smart and superior to you because I read books. That's how I used to feel.

I remember being 10 years old after watching Harry Potter and then going to the library thinking, I'm like Hermione, I read books in the library. No one gave a shit.

I used to sit in the library and I'd take out the biggest book I could find just so I could pretend like I'm Hermione. So smart.

No one even cares.

I like it when the book has pictures, like Hoo-Hoo the Owl,

one of my favorite Enid Blyton books.

I like how the owl tricked all the little animals into thinking they're coming for a dinner party, but secretly he was going to eat them for dinner with his friends,

and then his owl friends beat him up.

Can you hear me? I accidentally pressed the mic button on the camera.

好。嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嘛。

I had a weird dream last night about a black woman having sex with me.

I was staying in some kind of guest house and I was jerking off a lot in my bed, not knowing that the headboard of the bed was banging the wall. And then the guesthouse manager, who seemed to be a black woman, told me there were complaints coming from the wall being banged. And I was in the bed,

and then she crawls into the bed from at the end of the bed, from under the blanket,

grabs my dick,

and we banged.

It was pretty hot. I don't know why I see black. It's not like I've been thinking about black women recently.

The mind is so random.

I literally started off the sentence saying I had a dream last night. How do you not know if it was a dream or actually happened?

I started the whole thing off by saying I had a dream last night.

I don't think I've ever— oh, I talked to one black girl in my whole life. She was a car saleswoman at Maidstone.

I wanted to buy a Ford Fiesta X Sport X model. It had roof racks and heightened wheels, big wheels like 18-inch. Wheels or something. It looks really cool, hybrid, but then she says it's manual and I'm like, ah, I don't want it.

Then I went over to Stellantis and I bought the red Peugeot. It looks really cool though, like a heightened Ford Fiesta.

I think Fords look pretty nice.

I said I might get an electric car, and then she started talking shit about it, saying, oh yeah, so this has got 190 range, but really it's probably more going to be like 130.

They're not very good. She was trying to get me to buy the Ford Fiesta.

I said, don't you have any automatics? And she said, no.

I don't want to buy a manual car. Imagine using 2 feet to drive like a peasant.

Yeah, she said she was half Thai because I said, oh, I just came back from Thailand, and she goes, no way, I'm half Thai, I would never have guessed it. I was like, really? Maybe I sound too much like I didn't believe her. She just looked completely black,

but then I looked at her eyes and thought, maybe they kind of look like Asian eyes.

You remember that— do you remember that Black woman YouTuber called Madame Maswell who made 2 videos about me? She bashed me because I stereotyped Black women as being loud, strong attitude, not very feminine, and then she's the literal embodiment of this stereotype. I just described. And she was like, how dare you stereotype us, whilst being the exact

embodiment of the stereotype.

Loudmouth, vulgar, ugly, horrible personality.

Bitch, what do you mean you want to stick a dick in one of those? You know that stupid accent they do, like, from the hood. Boy, I'm from the hood. I hate that accent so much.

She kind of just proved my point though by opening her stupid mouth.

I got so much hate for that Black women video.

I think the hood accent's probably the worst accent I've ever heard.

What a shithole.

I feel sorry for all those people who got to live there.

I nearly got scammed by Amway in Japan. You probably don't know the story because it's very old. Basically, back in 2017, I was on Tinder in Japan. I matched this girl, we meet up, and she takes me to meet another guy. And I'm like, okay, this is weird. So we meet her, and then we go and meet

another guy, and then she brings us to some apartment where there's a bunch of other women and another guy,

and they're preparing to do like a sales pitch. They start bringing out all these soap and cleaning products, like, look at this dirty penny, now look how clean it is.

And then I'm just sitting there with these 2 other guys who probably got scammed as well into thinking it was going to be a date.

And then they make us a pancake,

and then they're like trying to get us to buy the products. It was so weird.

So then I say, oh, I gotta go. So I put my shoes on and I walk out the door, and then one of the girls chases me down. For ¥500 for the pancake. She was like, don't you think that was not very nice that he didn't pay for the pancake? So I just gave her ¥500 and I

left. It was so weird.

I thought, is it going to be like weird sex orgy?

I secretly filmed it. I don't know what happened to the footage. I thought I'd put it in a video.

God, I had such weird experiences when I was younger in Japan

going on these dates.

I was just so desperate to fuck anything. I fucked this massive fat Japanese woman in a beauty salon. We were just having like a burger date at this little table, and then I said, can I kiss you? And she goes, no. And I go, okay. But then she gets up and sits next to me, and then we

start kissing anyway.

And then I fingered her and she was soaking wet. She was wet before I even touched her. She was like already soaking wet.

And then we just did it on the floor because there were no beds or anything, and she was too big to do it on the chair.

Her face was nice, like she had a nice cute face, but she was massive, like Tiki or Sam level almost.

I don't know if her pussy was actually wet or was it just sweat because it was hot.

Maybe she was just sweating.

Almost every date I went on, I just asked them if they want to go to a hotel. You'd be surprised how often it works though. Nearly all of them said yeah.

There's one woman I met a few times, but yeah, I tried to kiss her. She leaned away. She was not interested. But then why did she keep coming on dates with me then?

And then I banged this other girl. She was in her 20s. When I was living with Chihiro, I snuck out, went on this Tinder date when Chihiro was at work, and then I banged her in this hotel.

She was young, like in her 20s, mid-20s, but she had short hair and it felt— the hair was really stiff, like a brush. I remember it being really stiff and hard, like a broom. And she wore a Harry Potter scarf.

I took her on a Ferris wheel to kiss her, but she was scared of heights.

We were queuing up for the Ferris wheel and I go, are you scared of heights? And she goes, yeah. And I was like, whoops, too late, time to get on. And I was like kissing her in the Ferris wheel and she was having a panic attack.

And then I took her to karaoke ended my moves.

But I left the hotel worryingly late, like 8 PM. I had to rush back before Chihiro got home. I was on the same train Chihiro was on when she was coming back from work. I get off the train and someone taps me on the shoulder and it's Chihiro. I'm like, oh shit, we're on the same train.

And she goes, how— where were you? And I just go, oh, I was just at the camera shop. My dick was all wet from that girl's pussy.

I quickly went into the bathroom and washed my dick off.

Hotel? I don't know, I prepaid like $100 for the night, but I didn't stay the night. We just banged in it and left.

Nearly got busted.

Well, in the early days there was no suspicion, so I could have easily said, oh, I was just out having a walk. I don't think Chihiro would have suspected. That was before she found out about my YouTube channel, so

she didn't know I was a degen yet.

She didn't find out about the YouTube channel until maybe January. That happened in November, I think.

The degen days. Not anymore though, I'm a changed man.

I only bang if I'm in love.

No, I didn't want her to know I was a YouTuber. I made videos talking about Chihiro when I met her. I made entire videos about the first date and, you know, moving in with her and how I'm worried she's gonna find my YouTube channel.

I took it all down when I moved in with her because I feared she was going to find it, so I did a preemptive strike, removed a lot of the videos where I talked about her.

It's funny, she found the channel the same way Fasta did, just by searching my name. Apparently she just typed Daniel and Japan and then popped up.

I wonder if it still pops up. Daniel Japan.

Daniel Radcliffe.

I think you got to scroll a bit now. Oh my God, what? Why does the Turkey Tom video pop up?

What if I do it in a different browser like Opera?

But I'm signed in on Opera.

Hope I sign out.

It's been many years now, so It's probably a lot more new content.

I don't think I pop up straight away.

Probably got to scroll a lot.

Yeah, I don't see anything. That's good. Time heals everything, guys.

No, I don't see my channel.

What about Daniel Japan Girlfriend?

MCS Podcast with Daniel, how he got a Japanese girlfriend, shares his multicultural background. Is that me? The hell is that? MCS Podcast.

Or even ships, I think people love that reaction and they'll just keep going after that. But if you're just like, not care about that at all, like, you know, you guys are— that's very interesting. So I'm pretty sure a lot of listeners here, a lot of PI students, especially boys, a lot of them have zero experience with

dating or whatever. So So as a person who has the experience, could you give the listeners some tips on how to find a girlfriend? Um, basically you just need to look kind and— The fuck is this? You— and the tip 4 is don't pick your nose. It's not me, but it sounds like—

I mean, it says Daniel, how he got a Japanese girlfriend, but it's some high-pitched kid's voice. What about her?

I just get a lot of Karate Kid stuff. Uh, Turkey Tom video popped up.

Sociopath YouTuber. Maybe I give his video privacy strike.

I think the thumbnail really doesn't look like me anymore, which might save me. And all these clips are like 6, 7 years old. I'm hoping aging has made me look kind of different. Don't I look different now?

Yeah, well, I don't want to shop in the stupid search results.

Does me no good.

Yeah, maybe I will delete the fucking channel. The only reason I don't is because if people start re-uploading my stuff, I can easily copyright strike them if I've got the original. If I don't have the original, the YouTube thing won't tell me that someone's reuploaded my video.

Sometimes I wish I could just nuke it all so I don't have the temptation of putting it all back up again.

I would love to nuke it all actually and just have like a clean channel.

But I need the original so I could stop people from re-uploading.

I will just— I'll rename the channel to Dead Channel and put a black picture for my profile.

But the biggest risk is these other YouTubers who get more views than I do, and they made a video about me.

I never ended the stream. I think your Kick just glitched. It does this glitch where it says I'm offline, but I'm not offline. It does it to me as well.

I don't know if I should do a privacy complaint for Tokytom video, get my face blurred.

I feel like a dick doing it, but that video is a bit of a liability.

I'm sure he doesn't care anymore. It's been 5 months. He got his views, didn't he?

Oh, my Amazon's here.

Uh, what did I get? Oh, I got a pole.

I think that's my Amazon.

Oh no, he's leaving. Or is he parking there?

Oh no, it's here. Oh no, it's not. I don't know, whatever.

Damn, he looks tall. He's getting soaked. I do not envy him in the pouring rain.

Tough job, isn't it?

Hey! Oh God,

I blew out everyone's eardrums wearing headphones.

No one's buying me groceries. Someone bought me a microwave yesterday.

Oh, he's leaving.

What old one? I never had a microwave.

Come on, teapot, when did I ever have a microwave?

Jesus.

Maybe I could trade the microwave for a kitten.

I think I'd be a great cat owner. I'd give it the best Food. And I saw a thing yesterday saying cats don't like drinking water that's not moving, so they tend to not drink and they get dehydrated. There's a special fountain thing encourages them to drink more. They like drinking flowing water, apparently.

嗯。

Fears for Tavistock as 200 new homes plan unveiled.

I wonder if I legally change my name, do you think I can get my job at Every back again?

I liked with every how you could just— you had freedom. You can go whenever you want. All they care about is as long as you Get rid of the parcels. They don't really care if you start in the morning or the afternoon. I mean, you could even do it at night. How would they even know?

They said we don't work on Sunday, but I went on Sunday anyway.

I'd rather go on Sunday so I got less parcels on Monday to deliver, and also Sunday's way quieter on the roads.

If there's like 150 parcels there to deliver, I'll just do 70. I'll do the next lot next day if I want.

It did start to build up and then someone else delivered it.

Or if you want, just deliver it, go back again, deliver the rest. Felt like you can just do whatever you wanted.

They don't even seem to care.

There were parcels that were for houses I didn't like going to, so I just left them in there. I would pick— I'd pick all the easy ones and leave the hard ones.

There were a few houses I hated going to.

One had a very tight drive.

There was this one residential care home that had this stupid gate. You press a button to open it, but there was no button to open it it would automatically close on you, and to get it open again, you had to ask the staff to open it. So what I did was I just jumped over the wall. It

had like a knee-high wall. I just jumped over the wall. So what I did instead was I ran in, ditched the parcels at the front, took a picture, and then ran back to the gate before it shut, like Indiana Jones. I hate these electric gates.

And sometimes they wanted the parcel diverted to the post office even though I was already at the house,

so I just deliver it to the house anyway. I'm at the house anyway. I hate going to the post office because there's no way to park.

And one time I delivered to this house I always delivered to, but this time the guy was there. He opened the door and he goes, hey Daniel. And I was like, what?

Do you know who I am? I guess it says your driver Daniel is on his way, but it's just weird the way he said it, like he knew who I was. Hey Daniel. Hey.

That's the 6. I don't think so.

A single iPhone 17 leak video on the channel, but now there's just too much to talk about that I have to make one. So in this video, we're going to be covering 12 major new features that could be coming, that are expected to be coming to the iPhone 17 Pro and Pro Max. So this first one is

interesting because this was something that might have been hinted at with Apple's event invite, the interactive invite right there. It looks like they're reading, which means that vapor chamber cooling— vapor chamber— for a while now, and now Apple may have just confirmed it with this event invite little animation. So a vapor chamber cooler is going to really—

wow, vapor chamber. Pro Max, especially with that A19 Pro chip when gaming. Samsung's had that for ages. Long term, it's intensive. But that is not the only thing, because the iPhone 17 Pro and Pro Max might end up being like a chiller. Like, it just may never get hot at any point because we're also hearing that we're

going to see an all-aluminum chassis instead of an all-glass backing and camera module like we had before. So this is according to Magic Boo. So yeah, so for the 16 Pros, we had a glass camera module attached to an all-glass back, but now the 17 Pros are allegedly going to be all aluminum, like the whole chassis and

the camera bump. Of course, we will have some glass for that wireless charging, but it's supposed to be all aluminum now, which could be great for weight reduction because it is going to be lighter than titanium, for example, and also once again for heat. I thought titanium was their big selling point last time. Now they're changing it

to aluminum. Has used stainless steel or titanium on all of the Pro model iPhones, all the higher-end iPhones. So how is Apple going to go back to aluminum on the 17 Pro and Pro Max while still making it feel premium, especially if it's lighter as well? So that's the big million-dollar question that no leak can answer at

this point. I guess we'll just have to see when Apple does it. But my biggest concern, I'm sure your guys' biggest concern as well, is, is it going to actually feel premium in the hand? Like, is it going to feel more premium than the base iPhone 17, which will also be aluminum? But I'll tell you one thing

that will be better than the base model iPhone, and that is going to be the battery life on the 17 Pro and especially on the 17 Pro Max, because the iPhone 17 Pro Max might have insane battery life because we're hearing that it's going to have around a 5,000 milliamp-hour battery, and that's compared to like a 4,600-4,700

milliamp-hour battery.

Wow, look at that

tree.

I don't think it's going to be terrible, but it's pretty, pretty crazy to see the contrast there, like 3,000 versus 5,000. He sounds like one of those characters from Sesame Street. Now one thing I wanted to mention in here, I'm not going to count this as a number in this list because we hear this every year, so

I don't want to include it in this, but we're also hearing that reverse wireless charging might be coming with the 17 Pro and Pro Max, where you can like sit your AirPods on the back and charge them up on the back of your iPhone, things like that. So we've heard that forever. I'm not going to include it

in this video as like a number, but that is something we're hearing again this year. And speaking of battery life, if you're planning on picking up an iPhone 17, or if you just need a better solution for charging your devices at home, today's sponsor EcoFlow— so this is the thing to take up another Alpine Peak. I personally

cannot wait for this. Now we're also going to see some pretty crazy camera upgrades this year with the iPhone 17 Pro and Pro Max, which is always going to be a big Why do people actually care about the cameras? I barely ever take any photos.

I'd

rather they just improve the battery life and forget about the stupid cameras.

Streaming maybe, or if you're like vlogging, you could show the front camera and the rear camera at the same time, which would be pretty neat. But I think this next one is the one that most people are more excited for because we're also hearing that the Pro and Pro Max might be getting a 48-megapixel telephoto lens instead

of the 12-megapixel that we had on the 16 Pro and Pro Max. So now all 3 cameras are going to be 48 megapixels, and of course we are going to see that new design, that new camera bar design on the back, which was confirmed by a real Apple employee out in the wild. You guys saw that. You

can see here on the dummy model you do have that new camera design with the flash and, you know, the sensors over here on the right instead of being over on the left with the lenses. Now a lot of people were upset last year when the 16 Pro Max did not have a major advantage over the 16

Pro in the camera department, but that might be changing this year because the Pro Max might have the advantage with a further upgraded telephoto lens with 8x optical zoom. But it might not even be a fixed 8x, considering that the lens can apparently move, allowing for continuous optical zoom at various focal lengths. So maybe it could go

from like 5 to 8x, like variable. You can just, you know, zoom in and zoom out. We were also hearing rumors that the lens might actually come out, like it might actually See it move. It's really interesting. It seems un-Apple-like, but that could be something interesting we could see with the camera as well for that telephoto lens.

Now number 8 is going to be related to performance. So we're hearing that we're going to have 12GB of RAM on the Pro and Pro Max. So the iPhone 16 Pro and Pro Max— oh God, boring— year over year. Number 12 is about specifically magnets. Magnets.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

I'm bored, guys. I'm going to toilet.

Oh.

Might as well work out the muscles.

嗯，啊，啊。

That

is not getting easier. 15 kgs are no joke.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Gay.

Oh,

it was sort of low energy.

Oh God,

today

is not easy.

嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯。

Oh God.

嗯。嗯。

That was a tough workout.

Boy.

Oh.

I think

I'm getting better at the hand plants. Maybe soon I can lift up my whole body vertically.

That is how you get wrecked.

This house is not in the middle of nowhere. It's like 40 minutes from a massive city. It's in between all the major towns. You got 2 massive cities like 40-minute drive away.

It's not in the middle of nowhere.

It's in a really nice area— peaceful, quiet,

beautiful— with good links to towns nearby.

Townhouses are cheaper. They're like 80 or 100K for a terrace house in the town,

like one of those shitty terrace houses.

This is a nice semi-detached medium-sized house

in a nice countryside location.

Okay, maybe it's a bit tiny. It's just a 2-bedroom.

Yeah, well, my mom's house probably bigger than Goryo's house.

Going to be my house someday.

嗯。

How would my uncle be able to sell half of my mum's house? God, the amount of retardation that comes out of this guy's mouth.

Like, every single thing you say is so stupid.

Why the fuck would my uncle be able to sell half of my mum's property?

Yeah, it was my granddad, and then it wasn't anymore because he fucking died.

Idiot. Oh God,

my granddad's estate was split in half. My dad got half and the uncle got the other half and built his house on it, and then he sold his house and moved out.

Yeah, and they became 2 separate properties. They don't share the property.

And turned one property in one piece of land into 2 bits of land.

Oh God.

I

wonder if my cousin lives near. Devon, because my uncle sold his house to move out to another house to be nearer to my cousin, and my uncle moved out in between Devon and Kent.

And then when I was on Facebook, I saw my cousin recently came to the moors where I stream at.

Dartmoor.

He was at my sister's wedding. Apparently he stayed up all night dancing.

I went back to my room at like I went back to my room about 4 PM. I took off my suit and everything. I was done. I had the food, and then they started clearing around the tables to get ready for the dance floor. I didn't stick around.

I was exhausted.

There's so many people. Didn't I go live? Didn't I go back to my room and I went live whilst the wedding was still going on? I forgot now.

Devon's like 4 and a half hour drive to my mom's place.

Yeah, I was done. And when the food was finished— I didn't even get any wedding cake—

the food was finished, they started moving all the tables. I wasn't going to dance.

I went down to the kitchen to get— because they were making after You know, like after the main meal snacks. My mum had this chef man in the kitchen making sandwiches, so I had some sandwiches,

went back, back up to my bedroom. I felt kind of lonely. I didn't talk to anyone. I, I talked to 2 people, Dave Gibson and this random guy who works at

Robinhood. Because my brother-in-law's in finance, he knows all these people who work for stuff like Freetrade, Trading 212, Robinhood. So I chatted to this guy who works at Robinhood. He said he used to work at Freetrade. He said, how did that go? I said, I lost a lot of money, and we laughed.

And then I had enough and went back to my bedroom. Boring. No one talked to me.

No one that I want to talk to either.

Next morning was funny. All these people just emerging from the garden hungover.

I went into the tent the next day after the aftermath just to see the carnage. God, it was a mess. All the tents in the garden with all the cooking equipment were still there. We had these waiters and waitresses, you know, holding the plates like that with one hand, going around with drinks and stuff. It was like

being in a Hitman level.

I had a live music thing as well.

Yeah, it was like a woman playing violin in the garden.

I felt so out of place in my own garden. I felt like, is this even my home anymore? All these people in my garden,

most of them don't even know that I grew up here.

I felt, felt very weird about it all.

You know, like your homeland being invaded, even if it's just for one day.

If I had a wedding like that, I wouldn't even have anyone come. It would just be the wife's family. I don't have any friends.

Who's gonna come to my wedding? Accidentally doxxed my own wedding.

I've only been— I've been to 2 weddings now, my cousin's and my sister's. Her cousin's wedding was back in 2013, or was it 2012?

I wore jeans, an orange and black checkered shirt with that same gray blazer thingy.

78 people. That's still less people than that came to the wedding. I'm so famous, but I got less people in my stream than at a wedding.

So unfamous, and yet my infamy follows me around ruining my life.

Stupid, isn't it?

I suffer all the downfalls of fame but don't enjoy the upfalls of the fame, like insane amounts of money and women.

All the de-benefits Hardly any of the benefits.

The thing I don't like about weddings is it's not about you. It's about

the 2 people getting married, and it's their special day.

And I get that, but it makes me feel like I'm an insignificant ant.

I hope I don't have to go to another wedding ever again.

Or the— I mean, a funeral. Yeah, I'm not going to any more of these stupid events, funerals, whatever. Done.

And sometimes I wish I just stayed in Japan and didn't come home,

but I was in a lot of debt and I thought, yeah, better come home and save up money instead of just going into more debt.

That was clever, wasn't it?

I should have just gone back to Thailand even though Faster wasn't there.

I don't want to see any of these people ever again.

Done with them.

My other cousin got married too, but she had a secret wedding.

Just family. Didn't even tell anyone they were getting married until after they got married.

It really is gonna rain all day.

I mean, my dad seemed kind of annoyed that I got married.

He was like, Okay, better tell me your wife's name because I'm not going to call her your wife forever. I didn't even tell my family I was getting married. They only found out through my YouTube channel.

I didn't say a word to them. I just got married.

All I cared about was making content.

The marriage was great. It just gave me more things to talk about, like this storyline. It was like one video to the next to the next.

We're getting married. One week after getting married. My thoughts being married. One month since I got married. Shopping with my new wife. It was such great storytelling.

It was so easy. I had so many video ideas.

To me, it wasn't a real marriage. It was just content and convenience. I wasn't like, oh my God, guys, I'm getting married. I'm so happy.

No, I felt like, oh shit, I don't know if this is a good idea, but it's gonna be good content. Channel's blowing up. This is a great time to capitalize on the blowup from the No Friends video, hook them in with this marriage stuff.

Nah, I'm done with Japan.

I feel like going to Japan is running away and admitting defeat.

I'm planting firm boots in British soil. I'm gonna get myself a British girlfriend. Gonna drive my car, gonna get a house, ain't running nowhere.

And this is my country. I grew up here, born here. Why should I leave? You leave. You go to Japan.

It's my country.

I do whatever it goddamn takes.

Who broke up?

What did Pia do? How was Pia behind it? What are you talking about?

I thought Chosen was the one who exposed it because he was secretly talking to Chihiro without her knowing that he was a

viewer. Yeah, Murph, that's like in London and stupid cities like Sheffield and Birmingham. Um, in the countryside, it's British,

just like me, born and bred.

I'm the truest British there ever was.

Now, those people won't come to the countryside. The money's in the cities. They'll stay in the cities, they'll grow their family in the cities, their kids will stay in the cities because that's where the jobs are. Why would they come to middle of nowhere

English countryside where there's nothing here but beaches and fish and chip shops? I mean, there was a Turkish barber in Tavistock.

That's why I stay clear of the cities. It has all the stuff that attracts the people that I don't really want to be around.

There's nothing here for them.

I heard from Meaningless Rubbish. Oh yeah, we chat all the time. Yeah, we just had a really deep phone call last night.

We're such great friends.

We're going on a motorbike trip to Scotland soon.

No, my current place had no furniture. I built everything myself.

I got IKEA flat pack furniture, I put it all together.

Yeah, 2 people who hate each other stuck together. On stream. That'd be great content.

He keeps mocking me for not doing pickup. How many girlfriends has he had then?

Remember slightly homeless having a tantrum at Ice in the RV trip when they were wearing the yellow hats and jackets and then he storms off?

That was funny. Why did homeless get so emotional?

He was like, fuck you, Ice, all you care about is money. Duh, what else is he gonna care about? As if Ice ever cared about friendship and bros.

Nothing wrong with that. He's a businessman. It's all just content. I remember watching that first Japan subathon in Thailand when I was still really sad about not going to Japan. I was hooked. I watched the whole thing.

It

was so good before he joined Kick. Kick was the downfall. Thailand streams were good too.

I think after the Thailand stream, it was already the end.

I missed most of the Japan stream this year, busy with my own stuff. I caught the last 15 days, I think, when he was crashing out all the time.

There's just so many annoying people, like that weird guy with the big chin and the long hair. Danny, I think his name was. He was so annoying. I could tell Ice was annoyed at him straight away.

He looked a bit like Social Repose but younger.

They were all really annoying, all the new leeches, like Murat Benny K or something. Oh, so annoying. Baby Hayes. Oh, I can tell him.

That fat guy who just moaned all the time, the man though, he was really annoying. He wouldn't even try the spicy chicken.

He visited Murat. Why was he in immigration detention center? Why does he dress so smart on his upper body and then he wears shorts? Sandals on his lower body. It looks so weird.

Half smart and half at the beach. Did he go like that to immigration? I saw people in full suit and tie at immigration in Thailand. What dweebs these people are. It says dress smart, not dress in a fucking suit and tie. It just means don't show up in your swimsuit.

They're like, oh, I'm gonna dress up in a suit and tie, that means I'm gonna have a greater chance of getting what I want from immigration. They don't give a fuck.

I

hate going to immigration. You queue up all morning and then you nearly get to your place, and then it's lunchtime and they kick you all out because the staff will go for lunch. You gotta wait an hour and then queue up again.

The government building is pretty impressive. It's like a big football stadium, but instead of grass in the middle, it's like a big food court area. Well, it's usually empty, but sometimes they have Food court in there.

It took all day. You get there at 8 o'clock in the morning, you end up going home at like 5 or 6. So slow.

I hate going to immigration.

I went there so many times in Japan.

I met that guy, the Canadian guy with the big eyebrows, who was hating on me in the comments, and then I randomly bumped into him at immigration.

It's funny how people hate on me in the comments, but then in real life they're really friendly.

And then he went back to hating on me in the comments.

And I met Hong Kong guy there too. He was sitting behind us. He was like, wow, your wife's so beautiful.

I met another hater in Kyoto last year. Little short British guy. Recognize? Not Kyoto, it was, uh, the samurai village that Chris Brawl did a video in. He was there with his Japanese wife.

It was like this tiny little white guy with really baggy hoodie and trousers. Green trousers and green hoodie. He came up to me and started talking, and he was really friendly. Fasta just walked off. Like, she didn't even say hi. She just walked off.

He wrote in the comments saying, oh, it was crazy seeing you today. I clicked on his name. He has a YouTube channel with like 10K subs, and he had a video about me from back in 2018 hating on me.

That was funny.

He said I inspired him to make a YouTube channel.

I'm surprised how short these people are. Like, Caesium was pretty short as well.

And people think I'm short. There's like 5'5 guys out there.

And then another guy recognized me in Kyoto, but he was normal. He looked like a normal guy. He had a kid on the back of his bicycle. Took a photo with me. He was like, Daniel. The way he said my name gave me tingles. He said it like the way my dad used to say it. Daniel. Daniel.

Like that.

And then this other guy recognized me in Tokyo. He just said, can I take a pic? I said, okay. And then he walked off. Didn't even say, oh hey, how's it

Going. I wasn't even streaming. I got recognized 3 times. I wasn't even— no, 4 times. I wasn't even streaming. First, first day I arrived in Japan last year in Fukuoka, outside of the Apple Hotel, this Asian American guy recognized me. 2023 as well, I got recognized outside of the Slum Hotel, another Asian American.

Shin-Imamiya was the station. That slummy area near Shinsekai and the sums in the Tobu Daishinchi place has that cheap, really cheap hotel where the room looks like a prison cell. It's like $15, $10 a night.

Got like 4 tatami mats, tobacco-stained wallpaper. Disgusting.

Yeah, the normal guy from Kyoto, I bet he was like a one-time viewer from back in 2018 before

my viewership became mostly incels and weirdos.

I really didn't know that the— my behavior and content would shape my audience. I didn't know that at all until it was too late. I really wish I knew that.

How did I not know that? I just didn't understand the concepts that a creator's audience is a reflection of themselves.

I was so clueless about how internet audiences are shaped.

I got recognized a few times in Manchester, once at Aldi and then again just crossing the street.

Behold the cargo bike mom. Once she was young and cool. Behold, every Saturday night she was out clubbing, fueled by overpriced gin and tonics and bad decisions. She swore she would never become this. She promised herself she was going to stay cool. Is this an AI voice? Sounds very clean. 30 PM every Saturday, here she stands commanding

a 2-wheeled tank loaded with kids and organic groceries, her cool leather jacket replaced by A waterproof parka. A plant I used to think was very boring, but which I've come to admire and to use. This is pachysandra. Now, pachysandra might look a bit boring. Boring? I think you'll agree it's quite useful. It's got these leaves which are

glossy green and serrated-edged, a bit like a serrated knife. They get even glossier as they reflect light, the light that comes into a shady spot. Then on top of these little rosettes of green leaves, you'll get tufty white flowers. But the great thing about pachysandra is it spreads. It never grows much higher than this. You can see

it's only about 4 or 5 inches high, so it makes a thick evergreen rug in shade, rather more interesting than ivy, and such a good doer. It thrives in almost any soil and certainly in shade. A plant I used to think was— There's a myth that cats will always find their way home. I emasculated my ex-husband 3

specific ways. I moved to Japan recently and I've been spending a lot of time at this secondhand store called Book Off. The one I go to is grafted onto the bottom of this apartment building, or maybe it was there first and the apartments erupted fully furnished. Like Athena from Zeus's head. Either way, if I loiter outside in

the right lighting conditions, I feel like Link standing at the foot of the Great Deku Tree. Good money says there's just as many spiders hidden in this place. It is Japan, after all. In addition to spiders, they have books and CDs and games, but I can barely read Japanese and I— The cheese tax! The cheese tax! You

gotta pay the cheese tax every time you're cooking when the cheese comes out. Just a piece of cheese. The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts, and when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax. The cheese tax. Imagine being locked inside all day with nothing. No matter what someone does, they don't betray

you or do something wrong. They simply act differently than you expect. Homeowners in council tax battle. Emotional burnout explained by ducks. Duck not sad, not angry, not crying, just done.

You're inhaling cancer, literally. When cigarette smoke enters your body, it carries over 7,000 chemicals, and at least 70 of them are known to cause cancer. A former smoker turned product designer from Oregon is shaking— Judgment for pies. For pies? What's your credit score? Last time I checked— We seized a Range Rover today from a gentleman, and his

partner decided to turn up and collect him in another uninsured vehicle, at which point her vehicle was He's come down to complain about the seizure of both those vehicles, and his friend has driven him down here. So that's the hat trick. All three have gone. There's a Range Rover today from a gentleman. Can we talk about fighting?

Oh, hey, my friend Dini has a question for you. Yeah, sure. Hold up, wait. If I've been a ladyboy, am I still straight? No, you are gay as fuck. The tin mines of Cornwall, once flourishing, then derelict, have begun to— derelict. And as of old, they wear a birch broom at their winding heads to ward off evil

spirits. Swept away now, it's announced, is government bulk buying of tin. A free market is to be established again, and already the price has gone up by £180 a ton. Reopen the tin mines. Make Cornwall great again.

Daniel slowly killing off his online following. Yep, just milking the last penny. And then see ya, I'm out.

No more content,

just this.

Extracting the last tin ores from the mind before I dynamite it out of existence.

Getting a job at Greggs.

I'm gonna nut in the Cornish pasties.

The secret sauce.

Thanks for participating.

Mm-hmm.

Nom

nom.

嗯。

Oh, rain's making me really sleepy.

3 ways your cat is telling you they're not happy.

If you love—

if you're a gardener, you'll stop discussing your partner's mistakes with your friends and family. Oh my God, sorry about that, because That irritates me. That irritates me for saying that. Oh mate, don't say that. Oh mate, don't say that.

That guy's funny.

It irritates me, therefore do not say it.

Idiot.

Can't check stock market. A no market on Monday.

Oh, boring.

I can't do anything.

Oh.

Even the Flip 7 is boring now. I wish I returned it.

I'm hiccupping, it's not vomiting, idiot.

嗯，嗯嗯嗯。

嗯。

Look at the wine whining.

Yeah, the hydrophobic spray didn't do anything. Still water on it.

Damn, it's just normal water, isn't it? From China.

Oh, what's that? Stupid spider web.

Ah, I'm gonna cook my salmon in the bacon fat.

Salmon broccoli with chips. Sounds good.

I can't believe there's nothing to do.

Don't even have anything left to clean anymore. Could clean the shower again. You'll just get full of hair again.

And where's my Amazon, by the way? Fucking Amazon. I bought a pole.

A few more deliveries on the way to your address.

Maybe he's stuck. It says he's in Tavistock.

Oh no, oh no, that's where I am. No, I'm here. He's in— he's still in Tavistock. The fuck is he doing?

Make real content? Like what?

What content can I make?

I need a girl.

No girls want to come on the stream.

Doing stuff costs money. I make more money if I don't do anything.

Landlord didn't reply. Should I just go and get the kitten?

This person said all kittens are still available, £125.

For— it's like a tabby.

Available from next month. I want it now.

Says they want to do a viewing so they can meet me.

Well, obviously if I'm going to pick up the cat, you're going to meet me.

Stupid. Why do they put them up for sale if they're not ready to be sold?

2 weeks. Oh my God,

can I just take them all with the mum as well?

Ready to leave now.

God, Amazon driver's so slow. What is he doing?

Maybe his van broke down. Look, he says it's still in Tavistock unless the map's bugged. Sometimes they lose internet connection because they probably don't know that they need Lebara, and then the map doesn't update until they actually get here.

All right.

Damn, 65 viewers. It's truly over. No more 8K a month.

Can't believe it.

Even going outside doesn't make it go up.

My mum asked for the house key back when I left, but I didn't give it back to her. She thinks you changed all the locks.

Not giving you my house key. Had that since I was a kid.

Fuck off.

Not giving you back the money then. It's mine.

My 1-year anniversary in Devon's coming soon.

4 months away. Can you believe it? A year here. So much has happened.

Crazy, isn't it?

Just 9 months ago, I was in my bedroom Christmas doing Amazon.

I need money to build my life here.

Yeah, I'm always happier in my bedroom. I love my house and my garden. It's just the people.

I wish I could just be alone in my bedroom in my house. I liked it when my mum used to go to work. I had the whole house to myself. Could get my sex doll out.

Maybe she can be called Jenny, my big butt and booby torso.

I used to fuck that all day,

and then my mum retired.

I never had the house to myself again.

People kept coming around.

I just want to sit on the sofa and watch news in peace.

Push Kim by my side.

I miss my bedroom. Sometimes when I'm in bed here, I shut my eyes and it's all dark. I like imagining I'm in my bedroom. Like, I picture the walls being When I lay on my left side, I imagine the wall to that side like it is in my bedroom, and I imagine the walls in my bedroom, the

door being over there like it usually is.

I spent nearly my whole life in that room.

Oh,

I love my little desk. I built that desk myself when I was 17 years old. I had that desk for nearly 20 years.

It was when I first started making money from my job at the Roebuck Inn. I bought that table and I bought my first ever computer.

It was some shitty Dell desktop tower, cost like £400. Played World of Warcraft on it.

I like my desk and the chair. I like having the window overseeing the driveway.

I guess my bedroom here is actually bigger, but it feels smaller because my bed's bigger here. I've got a queen-size bed here. If I just had a single bed, it would make the bedroom feel bigger, but I've got the queen size, thinking I wouldn't be sleeping alone.

Can't really sleep together with someone in a single bed unless you just cuddle the whole time, which is not very comfy.

Gaming PC. It's just so much money and I don't do anything. If I play games, you guys start leaving.

Like when I start watching Instagram Reels, you start leaving.

Nothing, nothing I do that spends money to do something would increase my viewership. It would just decrease it

unless I'm doing something really stupid like building a table out of cardboard. You guys are so boring. I can't do anything.

You just want me to sit here moaning the whole time?

I get a gaming computer and then do what on it? I don't even game. Games are so expensive, like £70 for a new game, and they're not even fun. Metal Gear Solid Delta looks shit.

If I'm gonna spend money, I want to spend money to make money.

Not make less money.

And if I was really gonna game, cheaper to just get a PS5 and a TV. I want to get a TV anyway. Can't really beat a PS5. It's like £500 and it can play all the latest games with ray tracing and everything. You can't build a gaming PC for £500, can you? Gotta spend like £4,000 and then

it just does the same thing a PS5 does anyway.

PS5 is so ugly though. I don't know why they designed it like that. It looks like they put a console in the microwave and the plastic melted and warped. So ugly. Maybe get Xbox instead.

PS5's got better exclusives though, like, I don't know, whatever it's got. What exclusives does Xbox even have? Halo?

No, just stick with Switch too if I was gonna do any gaming.

Gaming's just boring.

I don't even play Rainbow Six anymore.

It says they're arriving between 1:15 and 3:15. It's 3:12 now. Is he gonna get here in 3 minutes?

Maybe he broke down.

AG Charts is a modern open source charting library built for TypeScript, React, Angular, and Vue. Your stuff, like, I can damage or I can broke your stuff or not, but she didn't think about, like, she didn't think about me, about many stuff. She just What did she do to you, Luca? My clothes, my pyjama. She— if you

need help, fine. If not, I'm probably gonna head to bed. I'm glad you enjoyed your free flight here. Thanks for hanging out for a couple of days. I didn't get a free flight. I, uh, I bought my own flight. I mean, bro, I lost all the money on the flight that I paid for you. You lost $400?

Did you tell me that I'd get $200 or $300 an hour on Casey IP? I'm getting $4 an hour.

You know, you know, KCIP fluctuates up and down. My KCIP is lower than it was when I was in Miami. I was getting $27 an hour. Everyone's is. That's how it goes. It goes up and it goes down. That's $4 an hour. Dude, I'm getting $20 an hour than $27. But okay, so you're leaving right now, okay?

Yeah. Alright, I'm just gonna let them know you're walking out the turn now. Love you, Sam. I think you did a great job. It's funny, I don't even know why Eli thinks that he's gonna do better outside of the house than inside the house. It makes no sense.

This streamer house thing looks so shit.

He just ripped off Big Brother, didn't he? It's funny because he was on Big Brother.

Person that like— you guys say that I like, I simp for Mark. You're the only person that's stayed what I can do, and I don't think it's fair. It's not fair on you. Yeah, yeah, it's, it's a film that might be more for me, like, it's the one there. And I know you, I know you're gonna go

out and make some banging content anyway, and I hope you are so Sorry, Nanny's asking for her contract right now and she won't leave the house until she gets it. Jesus Christ. One second. Boring.

Oh, now it says arriving 3 PM to 6 PM.

I don't know where the driver is. Map's not even up to date.

Oh God, I'm bored.

Oh, beer.

Hmm, I'm gonna miss having beer.

I

can't believe it's still raining.

Why isn't the water all just drop all at once?

Get it over and done with.

I don't know what to do. I might have cupcake.

How's the fridge looking? Hey, I got salmon, pork.

Chop. Bread's stuck. The bread is all stale. Oh my God, and it's stuck in the fridge. This is going to make a mess, isn't it?

Oh, I should not have karate kicked the bread.

This one at the Back's still soft. This is all stale. It's like biscuits.

I'll put all this in the bin, maybe.

Oh,

waste of bread.

It

still makes me laugh what TV said. I thought the Kick money was gonna revitalize the channel. What a dumbass. Fucking moron.

Although the kick money was going to change everything.

Dumb fucking moron.

Nothing's gonna revitalize the channel, you dumb fuck.

It's over. When are you gonna get it through your thick head?

What would revitalize it is if we go back in time, back to 2018.

I have changed.

I might have coffee.

I don't like Japan anymore. How many times do I have to say it? I don't give a shit about Japan. I hate Japan.

Fucking boring.

I don't want to go anywhere.

I want to stay in England.

Stop telling me to go to places and I go there and then you're going to complain it's boring again. You were bored when I was in Thailand, you were bored when I was in Japan.

You guys are fucking irritating me. Oh, it's boring here, go to Japan. I go there and then you say, oh, it's boring here, why don't you do something? Shut the fuck up. God,

yes. You guys are the fucking problem because you get fucking bored at every fucking thing.

I was in Thailand, you were bored. I was in the guest house, you're saying it's boring. Maybe you guys are just boring. You're the ones who are boring. Get bored every fucking thing.

What do you expect? I'm a guy who likes staying inside who doesn't do much. You want excitement? You're watching the wrong fucking channel, dickshits.

What the hell are you expecting?

You guys are the idiots watching the wrong channel. That's not giving you what you want. There's like a million other channels out there who do what you want. Just fucking go and watch them.

I don't go out, I don't talk to people, I don't do anything.

Stop whining.

I ain't going nowhere. I'm not doing anything. I'm not talking to anyone. And even if I did, it's not going to be on stream.

Accept it and move on.

I don't even care anymore.

Fed up with it. I don't want to become a wage slave, but I don't want to just randomly spend my entire life hopping around different countries every 3 months because you guys are

bored.

I don't care if you're bored.

I'm probably going to get cancer soon. I need to be in the UK for treatment.

I don't want to get bowel cancer and I'm stuck in Thailand.

Oh, that's good. I need another cupcake.

I already got pain in my balls. I might have to get checked.

I don't want to be stuck in Thailand when I might have cancer.

I don't know, sometimes I get like a dull ache. Under my bow.

And if I have to go to hospital to get an endoscopy, I've got no one to drive me home because they don't let you drive because they put you under medication. That's why I had to drive my mum to hospital last year.

Traveling is just too expensive. I don't know if I'd get the money back, and I don't really want to do it.

RFK Jr. says he'll announce cause of autism in September.

I

wonder if there is a cause.

嗯。

These cat seller people are so dumb. Like, they want to meet the buyer to make sure he's a good person and everything. Not saying I'm not a good person, I'm just saying you can't really tell if someone's like a good person just from meeting them. For 10 seconds.

How would you know what I'm like? I could just pretend.

Just give me the fucking cat and shut up.

I want to make sure they are in a nice home. Well, are you gonna come to my home?

啊。

I only hate dogs if they bark at me, and then I get annoyed. If they're a good doggy woggy— there's some nice dogs. When I used to do Every, I used to deliver to this farm. The dogs always run after my car as I pulled in. And then I'd get out of the car and they'd come to

me. I'd pat them on the head.

They were nice.

Just let them have a sniff,

just so they know you're not hostile.

Cats are way cuter, like when they sleep and they roll around and stretch out their arms. Mr. Meow Meow's funny, he covers his face with his arms.

Reminds me of when I was a kid. In the morning, had to wake up for school but didn't want to.

Daniel, school time, wakey wakey.

8 AM in the morning.

I used to play about 15 minutes of video games before going. I'd wrap myself up in the duvet with the controller under the duvet.

I'd wrap it around myself like a cone and then play some PlayStation 10 minutes just before I had to go. Never wanted to leave my bed. My dream was to just not have to wake up that early, wake up when I want to.

And now I can, I don't.

Now I wake up at 8 voluntarily and I don't play video games. I don't sit in the bed.

When you can do something, you don't really want to do it anymore.

Go down and make a Weetabix.

Cover it in sugar, mix it up with the milk, gray sludge.

Then you get to school at 9, and then I needed to shit really badly, so I'd clench really hard.

The bowel movement always seems to happen after I get to school, not in the morning when I wake up.

And then you had to do school assembly, sit on that cold hard floor cross-legged,

rows and rows of kids.

I was trying really hard not to fart.

I'd be sweating as I clenched hard.

Stupid Mrs. Kennedy would come into the stupid school. Speech or whatever.

She was such a bitch. She had this stupid MrBeast fake smile plastered on her face all the time. Blonde hair, wore high heels to this red jacket suit with a skirt. Such an NPC.

What was the school slogan? It was like, achieving excellence with care. It was so stupid. All the kids at that school were fucking stupid, low-class peasants.

Bunch of chavs achieving excellence, my backside.

Only thing they can achieve is minimum wage blue-collar jobs, and girls will just become bimbos, single mothers, knocked up by age 17, dropping school for dumb idiots. Had Mr. Thomas

the deputy headmaster.

How do I remember their names? Mr. Thomas and then Mrs. Kennedy.

Some of them were friends with my uncle because he was a teacher. Mr. Cox, Mr. Swan, the PE teachers.

Mr. Cox used to joke about How if he wanted to make eye contact with Daniel, he had to get on the ground. Hahaha, so funny.

He wouldn't understand what it's like being me.

The PE teachers always wore shorts even if it was winter, thinking they're so hard and macho.

They're thinking, oh, we might have the next David Beckham amongst us.

You wish. All the kids are too dumb to study anything. I thought they were the next David Beckham.

Crazy to think I'm older than the teachers were when I was a kid.

And teachers that I had back then would be now like the women I'd be looking to date now in their 30s. Crazy, isn't it?

The kids could probably beat me up now.

The kids would be like 15, 16 now if they had any.

Only thing I looked forward to was running home to watch Sonic, make a bacon and egg sandwich or a pot noodle, and then play video games all day until the next horrible day at school began.

I hated school because I hated all the kids there.

None of the classes were interesting.

I didn't find any class interesting. Art class boring, maths boring, science boring, history boring. All they taught you in history was the Roman Empire or Hitler stuff,

but it wasn't anything interesting like cool battles why World War II began. It was just all Hitler bad and evil, Jews this and that, gas chambers.

There's so much more to World War II than just that,

like the Pacific theater, Japan, the British in Singapore,

the Russian front. They only focus on like one little bit of World War II. Yeah, of course I went to secondary school. What do you mean?

Why would I not go to— what do you think I did from 10 years old then? Just sat in my bedroom playing World of Warcraft. Of course I went to secondary school.

Oh, you think my parents just didn't send me to school? What kind of fucking dumb question is that?

Parents really would be the worst parents if they just didn't send me to school. Of course I went to fucking school. The fuck are you talking about?

Oh no, I just stopped going to school at 10.

Everyone goes to secondary school and it's— I don't know, you're like some traveler gypsy living in the middle of a field.

I don't know if it's illegal if you don't send your kids to school.

I feel like maybe it is. I don't know, I don't know really.

I

remember Parents' Day.

Your parents came to the school, and then you, you'd sit down with the teacher, and the teacher would talk to the parents.

And I'd tell the parents about how little Daniel was doing.

So Daniel, very quiet, but he's shown good interest in arts and history. And my dad would be like, oh, okay, interesting.

And then all the other parents would talk with each other. That's how you make friends, really. Your parents become friends with their parents, and then you go over their house, or they come over your house.

And then after secondary school, you do sixth form where you do— do you do A-levels in sixth form? You do 2 years. It's supposed to be 16 to 18, and you get to you don't have to wear a school uniform anymore, and then you have like a special sixth form classroom, form room.

I didn't go to Swedens for that. I changed schools to do sixth form for some reason. I went to—

what was it called? That part of my life is a bit of a blank because I was addicted to World of Warcraft. I think it was— it was the one next to Invicta Grammar, Girls Grammar School.

I can't believe I forgot. It was in Maidstone, next to my sister's school.

I did one year and then I dropped out. I failed my test.

I did IT and science A-levels. I failed both. I was completely addicted to World of Warcraft. But all I could think about was leveling up

my Night Elf Druid. I was so depressed. Well, I just wanted to go home and play World of Warcraft.

I didn't make any friends at that school. I didn't even talk to anyone.

There's one interaction I remember. I used to be really emo as well. I used to dress all black and then listen to My Chemical Romance and Bullet for My Valentine. I used to have headphones, earphones, and one time this other kid came up to me, took the earphone out my ear and had a listen, and he was

like, oh, he's got pretty good music. That was like the only interaction I had with anyone. I never talked to anyone in the form class. I just sat there on the computer.

Reading World of Warcraft websites.

They had a website called Thoughtbot, which sounds kind of funny now. Had all the quests and leveling guides, and I used to mess around on the talent tree websites trying to think of a talent tree.

And then I'd run home. I'd run to the train station, get the train home, and then I had to walk all the way from the train station back to my house. It took ages to go home. It was in Maidstone.

My mum didn't come pick me up. Sometimes she did.

I think it's because I finished school before my sister did. My sister was in grammar school because she passed her 11+.

So my sister finished at 3 PM, but I finished at like 12 because I only had 2 classes. So I didn't wait for my mum to come pick up my sister. I just walked to the train station, get a train home, and then walk all the way from train station back to the house. Took forever. It's like

30-minute walk from train station to my house. 20-minute walk from the school to the train station.

Life was tough.

Getting around was tough.

No cars, not even a bicycle. I don't know how I did it.

Get home, make a bacon sandwich. Turn on the computer, log in. Ah, good times.

And my dad would come home at 7, 6 o'clock,

see me playing World of Warcraft. He didn't look very happy.

My mum used to bring me my dinner up to the computer, and I used to eat my dinner alone at the computer playing World of Warcraft.

I'd play all evening, late into the night, until my dad had to shout at me to turn it off.

I was so hooked.

I loved it so much.

I played 2006 until about 2008, and then I got hooked on anime. I discovered anime when I was in my classroom, the form room. I randomly came across Neon Genesis Evangelion. I thought this looked cool, so I read the Wikipedia page, and then I ordered the DVD off eBay. I watched that thing every day. I was just

obsessed with it.

I still didn't understand the story. I just thought the characters looked so cool and the Japanese language sounded really cool.

Everything was just so cool about it.

I fantasized about moving to Japan.

Started learning— I started following George Trumbly's website and watching his videos.

I watched every single one of the George and Keiko show. I got books, stopped playing WoW,

obsessed with Japanese. I started talking to Japanese girls,

got a job as well, Roebuck Inn. Started saving up my money to go to Japan.

I worked there for nearly 2 years. They only pay— they paid me £4.80 an hour, below minimum wage, because I wasn't 18. I think I was like 17.

So they paid me £4.80 an hour. Okay. Can you believe that?

I worked there nearly 2 years, only saved up about, I don't know, a couple thousand pounds.

And then I got the job at my dad's company, started making good money. £6 an hour. Oh, I managed to save up about £5,000 in half a year.

I had nearly £10,000 in savings. Of my first trip to Japan.

I didn't waste my money on anything. I saved it all.

I was very good with money back then. I didn't splurge or buy— I mean, there wasn't really much useless tech back then.

I guess there were iPhones, but they were rubbish, like iPhone 1 and 2, iPods. They weren't interesting.

Didn't really care about stuff like laptops. Didn't have tablets or Switches or Steam Decks. There was just less things to spend your money on.

I saved it all. I was very frugal.

I didn't even buy data for my phone.

My dad bought me this little laptop, like a notebook.

I think it was Asus. Little black clamshell thing, massive thick bezels, could barely run Windows, could barely run whatever the browser was called back then.

Microsoft— it wasn't— it was before Edge. I forgot what the browser was called.

And he got me that black Messenger bag, the shoulder bag.

Yeah, Explorer. I had that black messenger bag all the way up until about 2019 or '18, then Chihiro threw it out. I was sad because my dad bought me that. He didn't buy me a lot of gifts,

but he got me that bag and laptop for my first trip to Japan.

He must have been so worried about me going to Japan all alone.

He always worried a lot about me.

He didn't really encourage me to start driving because he was worried.

Very overprotective.

All my friends were driving. As soon as they turned 17, they got cars.

He wouldn't let me get a moped. When we were 16, my friends both got mopeds. We used to bike to school together, and then they got mopeds,

and they'd whiz past me, and I'd be just cycling on my own. I felt kind of sad, like left out.

I asked him if I could get a moped, and he was like, no.

Came back from Japan first time a changed man. I had sex for the first time, first time experiencing a blowjob,

and then I got hooked on sex. Now I was desperate to get back to Japan, not because I love Japan, because I want to have sex

again. I thought, how did I live 20 years of my life without doing this before?

I felt so sad I had to leave Japan. I had a life, friends, social life.

It felt so exciting. You meet all these new people. Every woman you meet is a potential sex partner. I had such great energy, like I was very optimistic,

enjoyed meeting people, hung out with people. You wouldn't even recognize me. You think that's— there's no way that's Daniel. I was a social butterfly.

Went out all the time.

Never wanted to leave Japan. I thought, I'm going to go back to England, study, get a degree, move to Japan permanently.

I was always so jealous of these other foreigners there were teaching English and stuff because they got a work visa. Started watching Japan YouTubers, trying to figure out how can I do this. And then I gave up, 2013. I thought, I'll just keep going as a tourist, a couple months of sex and back home,

save up my Jobcentre money, go again. I just gave up. Did things the easiest way.

I realized how difficult it is to get a job and keep a job. After I tried the working holiday visa and realized how horrible it is having a job in Japan, I just completely gave up on the idea.

I thought I never want to get a job again,

and that's when the online money-making Like hustler mindset kicked in.

Saw these stories about people making money online. I thought, I want to do that. Having a job, shit.

I opened an eBay shop, online surveys, stock photography. It's funny, I never thought about doing YouTube until way later, like 2015. I always thought there's no way I could do YouTube. I'm too boring.

I'm too insecure about what I look like and what I sound like.

I thought there was no way I could do it.

I think the first time I had the idea was 2014, but 2015 was when I actually tried to do it.

I felt so stupid sitting there in front of the camera.

I thought, if I'm gonna do this, I have to enjoy doing it. I created this new mindset where I love doing YouTube, it's so great. Like, I created this new persona for myself where doing YouTube was like my secret superpower.

Like my little secret diary.

I knew I had to enjoy it if I was going to be able to do it.

And then late 20s when everything changed,

started making money off YouTube,

got married.

We're alive.

Oh, that was a good one. That's an 8 out of 10 crack.

All of that that results in me being here today.

I went through all of that just to end up in this house in the middle of nowhere in Devon.

Who'd have thought it?

Go somewhere else? Why?

Point.

I'm just thinking back how my life was shaped by so many people and influences,

and how people-less and influence-less it is now. No one pushing me in any direction. No one pushing me or pulling me in any direction.

Just freely floating, drifting,

until something pushes me or pulls me one way.

I've never really been very self-propellant. I need a pull or push.

Usually it's the pull of pussy. I never really had the push, which would be getting kicked out, told to leave.

My parents never gave me that push. The only push I get now is if I get kicked out.

In a way, my landlord's like my new dad or something.

Like, I need his permission to even get a cat,

which he still hasn't answered.

Please, can I get a kitty?

I promise I'll take good care of it.

嗯嗯，好。

Do you think if you keep destroying the spider webs, the spiders would starve because they can't catch anything?

They'll make a new one. Yeah, then I'll take it down again. As soon as they make a new one, I'll just destroy it.

Eventually they'll learn it keeps getting destroyed.

Okay, Starman and Band threatening and trying to intimidate me. That's a 1-week ban.

Writing comments of intimidation.

Next time, badge is revoked.

Yeah, threaten me one more time, you bitch.

Next time it's a permanent ban.

Okay, Healy, you're banned.

One week ban.

Anyone else? All fucking banned. A bunch of fucking morons.

Get the fuck out my chat.

Ban every single fucking one of you pieces of shit.

I'd rather have a dead chat than these idiots in the chat.

I've got no more tolerance for you people. Just give me a reason to ban you, I'll do it happily. But,

uh, sick and tired of you whiny morons.

Yeah, I would love it to drop to 50, then I can quit this fucking shit streaming.

Give me a reason to quit. I'd love it.

What is a demi-female? What is demisexual? Oh my God, all these weird terms.

A demi-female demisexual?

Uh, no thanks.

Plans for tomorrow: do nothing and profit.

Where the fuck is my Amazon? Stupid idiot, can't even do his job.

I ordered a pole for my curtain.

Can't let my heat escape during winter. My door's wide open. You know, can't I just buy a door? How hard can it be? You've got to cut out like a hole for the door thing to go into, and then you've got to screw on the hinge. I don't understand why there's no door here or here, but they've

got the door frame. Why don't they put a door?

Do you think I could just put up a door?

Unscrew these,

probably unscrew these really easily,

and then you got to screw the hinge in.

Yep, going to stay here for winter, going to be here every day all year.

Forever. Ain't going nowhere.

I'm going to die in this house.

Old age.

Why is there lipstick on the wall?

Is that lipstick?

I haven't really noticed all these weird little scuffs everywhere.

No, I don't want to go to Thailand. It's boring. Just going to sit in a condo doing nothing.

Watch, rewatch my Thailand streams and tell me how that was more interesting than this. I just sat in the corner of a room.

You're forgetting how bored you guys all are when I was in Thailand last year, 2 years ago.

Don't know why you think Thailand's going to be more interesting.

It will be just like this. I'll be struggling to meet any women. I'll be bored in a little condo.

You only think the Japan streams were good because people met me and they were women. Otherwise it would have been boring.

I would never want to do the walking streams in Japan ever again. I hated it. I don't care if they would make more money. It was hell.

Everywhere looked boring and depressing. Traffic was loud. Some Japanese people assaulted me, screamed in my ear. You know, that actually hurt. Have you ever had someone scream in your ear before? It fucking hurts. Stupid fucking little shit screamed right in my ear.

Dicks. Japanese people are fucking pieces of shit. Everyone thinks, oh, they're so polite and respectful. No, they're not. They're so rude. The rudest people I've ever encountered were in Japan. Teenage punks

surrounding me with their stupid fists just because I filmed them for like 1 second when I panned the camera around.

Stupid old rude men. I hate Japan. Sick and tired of it.

The stupid biker people riding their dumb bikes, revving it like— just ride the bike like a normal fucking person, you stupid twat.

They got these engines or exhaust where you can hear the bike until it's completely out of sight. So loud. I don't know how they're allowed to do that. And they just ride it through residential areas like pricks.

I never met so many rude, inconsiderate people. The irony is the whole internet thinks Japan's so polite and considerate when they're not. They are in just like a very few specific things, like no phones on the train,

but then they'll just ride stupid noisy motorbikes in the middle of the night revving it like idiots,

doing it on purpose.

There's no appeal in Japan left for me at all.

Last year was just the final straw.

Also, they hate streamers more and more now,

so I'd be— I'd be even in even more danger if I went again.

I would be quite happy if I never went to town ever again, to be honest. Just putting that part of my life behind me. It's over. I've got zero interest in Japanese women. I've got zero interest in anything Japanese. The only thing I slightly like is the food still, but I can just get that here.

I'm

done with that.

Viewers are not dropping off. I've got 100 viewers. It's the same as I always have. The fuck are you talking about? I always have about 100 viewers.

You're so stupid. Dropping off? Yeah, I have more viewers now than I ever had in Thailand.

Only about 20 less than I had in Japan. I'm talking complete rubbish. You're such a dumb fucking idiot.

Oh wow, the last 2 days, really such a great metric.

Yeah, the last 2 days is so important out of hundreds of days, isn't it? Fucking dumbass.

Because you say such dumb stuff like, oh, the viewers are dropping off, and it's down like 10% compared to what it usually is. Or, I mean, right now it's actually higher than it usually is.

You're so stupid.

Still more viewers than I ever had in Thailand,

and then he's like, oh, viewers are dropping off in the last 2 days.

Oh no.

The end of the world.

Would you say my sex drive is higher than average?

I mean, what if she gets scared if I say, oh yeah, my sex drive is out of control? I mean, it's not that high.

Maybe I'll like play it down.

My man drive,

my 5 skin.

Why is it called the 4 skin? It's because you got 4 4 of them.

4 layers of skin.

Mine has 5 layers.

Weird, landlord doesn't reply. Maybe because it's the weekend.

Landlord duties.

He doesn't do landlord duties on the weekend.

It's pretty easy to answer, just say yes or no.

Watching a film since yesterday.

It's one long film.

I'm usually hornier if I'm bored, because when I'm bored, my mind— I get mind fog. Where I can't really think of anything. So then the easiest thing to think of, which is sex, enters my mind. I get the mind haze.

But when you're really focused or excited on— about something, then you don't really think of sex that much. It's usually when you're really bored

Oh God, the rain makes me feel miserable.

I

was watching that Jeremiah Miller guy who sings in public. He always gets told off and chased away by some security guard. It's kind of funny. I like the one when he's in Japan

outside a temple. And he's singing in front of like school kids. Japanese old man tells him to go away. He was on a beach in America as well, and this old guy just unplugs his stuff, tells him to stop it. Some people are such wet tissues, aren't they? Can't just let a guy do a bit of music.

Everyone's enjoying it, and you got like one old guy telling him Stop. Who the fuck are you? Everyone's having a good time.

Some people are just so stupid.

I just came back to my desk. You missed the whole hour sitting over there. It's your fault because you left.

I'm either going to be here, over there, or over there. It's not many other places, or I might sit on the bed. Where else am I going to sit? On the

roof?

Spent £150 on this chair, of course I'm going to sit on it. It's a nice chair. Best chair I ever had. Faux suede fabric.

I don't like these armrests though, they keep wobbling. I don't like how they— I mean, why would you want the armrest like that? Why would you want the armrest like this? Why does it spin around? Oh, stupid armrest. Why does it move? Oh yeah, I really want my arm at a 45-degree angle. I just have it fixed

there. I don't understand why it has to move. Stupid armrest.

Otherwise, pretty good chair.

I can't believe it's still raining. Can you believe that?

嗯。

嗯，哈哈。

Still no Amazon.

Oh, the map updated. Where is he? Oh, he's in the middle of nowhere. It's like he's just in the middle of nowhere.

At least he left Tavistock at last.

So excited for my poll.

The boring thing about investing is you don't actually do anything.

You just buy it and then sell it and hope it goes up, but you don't really do anything. Like there's nothing you can do apart from just wait.

There's no nails to hammer or things to dig, things to wipe. Like there's nothing physical to do to speed up. You can't. It's like watching a plant grow. You just gotta let it do its thing. Boring.

You can't work on it like polishing a bit of metal.

Sometimes I feel like streaming is like that. I can't do anything to make my viewers go up apart from something crazy like exploring the dangerous places in Afghanistan.

I

always wondered what that wow Krendor guy does.

He doesn't seem like he. Makes enough off his social media to live off it.

He only seems to get any views thanks to TotalBiscuit,

but he probably gets more viewers than I do. Does he do Twitch or what? He just never really seemed like a very good content creator.

His only thing was playing WoW. I haven't checked Jesse Cox in a while.

His channel died before he got to a million subs.

It looks better now