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20 Random facts about STAR WARS! Old Ben Kenobi hate star wars!
2015-10-23 · 9 min
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Hey guys, and welcome back to another
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0:01–0:03 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_0random facts about Star Wars episode.
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0:03–0:06 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_1So let's start with number 1. The actor
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0:07–0:10 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_2who played Obi-Wan Kenobi, Alec Guinness,
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0:10–0:12 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_3thought of the Star Wars films as fairy
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0:13–0:16 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_4tale rubbish. So I actually Googled this
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0:16–0:18 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_5and it does explain it all on Wikipedia.
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0:19–0:21 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_6So apparently Alec Guinness, who played
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0:22–0:25 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_7Old Ben. He was like some kind of
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0:26–0:28 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_8Shakespearean theater actor, very
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0:28–0:31 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_9traditional. So he
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0:31–0:38 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_10described the film as fairy tale rubbish,
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0:38–0:40 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_11but the film's sense of moral good and the
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0:41–0:43 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_12studio's doubling of his initial salary
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0:44–0:45 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_13appealed to him. What a sellout. If he
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0:45–0:48 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_14didn't like the story, he shouldn't have
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0:48–0:49 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_15agreed to do the part. So he negotiated
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0:49–0:52 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_162.25% of gross royalties paid to the
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0:53–0:55 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_17director George Lucas, which made him a
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0:56–0:59 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_18filthy rich bastard.
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0:59–1:00 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_19Guinness soon became unhappy with being
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1:06–1:09 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_20identified with the part and expressed
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1:10–1:12 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_21dismay at the fan following. So he didn't
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1:12–1:14 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_22like the film, he hates his fans.
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1:15–1:16 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_23And it was his idea to kill off Obi-Wan,
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1:22–1:24 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_24persuading Lucas that it would make him a
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1:25–1:27 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_25stronger character. But actually, he
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1:27–1:29 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_26didn't tell Lucas was, I just couldn't go
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1:29–1:31 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_27on speaking those bloody awful banal
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1:32–1:33 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_28lines. I have had enough of the
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1:34–1:35 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_29mumbo-jumbo. And he shriveled
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1:35–1:38 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_30up every time Star Wars was mentioned to
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1:38–1:41 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_31him. That's so depressing.
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1:41–1:43 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_32I always thought he was like this cool old
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1:45–1:47 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_33guy, but now I don't know,
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1:47–1:50 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_34he just seems like grumpy old man.
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1:50–1:52 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_35He disliked the fame that followed work he
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1:55–1:57 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_36did not esteem.
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1:57–1:58 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_37Everyone thought— spoke highly of his
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2:01–2:03 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_38courtesy, professionalism.
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2:03–2:05 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_39Lucas credited him with inspiring cast and
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2:06–2:09 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_40and crew to work harder.
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2:09–2:10 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_41No complaints. Let me leave it by saying I
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2:15–2:17 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_42can live for the rest of my life in
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2:17–2:19 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_43reasonably modest way I am now used to.
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2:19–2:21 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_44I have no debts and can afford to refuse
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2:23–2:25 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_45work that doesn't appeal to me.
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2:25–2:26 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_46Guinness tells an imaginary interviewer,
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2:31–2:33 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_47blessed be Star Wars, regarding the income
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2:34–2:36 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_48it provided. Oh, that's not a very nice
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2:36–2:40 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_49thing to say.
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2:40–2:41 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_50Guinness recounts grudgingly giving an
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2:49–2:50 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_51autograph to a young fan who claimed to
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2:50–2:52 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_52have watched Star Wars over 100 times, on
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2:52–2:55 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_53the condition that the boy promised to
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2:56–2:57 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_54stop watching the film because, as
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2:57–3:00 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_55Guinness told him, this is going to be an
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3:00–3:02 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_56ill effect on your life. The fan was
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3:02–3:04 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_57stunned at first, but later thanked him.
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3:04–3:06 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_58He burst into tears. His mother drew
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3:09–3:11 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_59herself up to an immense height. What a
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3:11–3:13 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_60dreadful thing to say to a child! she
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3:13–3:16 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_61barked, and dragged the poor kid away.
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3:16–3:18 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_62Maybe she was right, but I just hope the
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3:19–3:21 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_63lad, now in his 30s, is not living in a
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3:22–3:24 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_64fantasy world of secondhand childish
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3:24–3:25 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_65banalities. I wonder what happened to him.
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3:26–3:28 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_66I bet he's still like a super Star Wars
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3:29–3:30 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_67nerd.
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3:31–3:31 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_68That's kind of sad to meet your hero and
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3:34–3:37 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_69then find out he's a complete asshole.
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3:37–3:41 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_70So yeah, that was Obi-Wan Kenobi. Sounds
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3:45–3:48 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_71like a grumpy old prick, to be honest.
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3:48–3:50 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_72Can't really blame him if he's some kind
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3:52–3:53 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_73of traditional Shakespearean actor. And
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3:54–3:56 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_74now he's famous for being in Star Wars.
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3:56–3:58 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_75So anyway, number 2. I already read that
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3:59–4:02 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_76earlier. Harrison Ford was paid $10,000
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4:03–4:05 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_77for his performance in Star Wars Episode
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4:05–4:07 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_784. Was that it? That's nothing.
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4:07–4:10 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_79I mean, nowadays they get paid millions.
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4:11–4:13 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_80Peter Cushing, who played Grand Moff
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4:15–4:17 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_81Tarkin, found his costume boots so
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4:17–4:19 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_82uncomfortable that he wore slippers during
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4:20–4:21 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_83many of his scenes. Scenes and insisted
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4:21–4:23 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_84his feet just never be in the shot.
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4:24–4:25 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_85That's kind of funny.
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4:25–4:28 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_86Here are his slippers. The sound of TIE
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4:32–4:35 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_87Fighter engines actually sounds of an
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4:36–4:37 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_88elephant mixed with sounds of a car
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4:37–4:40 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_89driving on wet pavement. No way,
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4:40–4:43 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_90an elephant! It's kind of like I
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4:44–4:50 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_91can't do it.
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4:52–4:52 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_92Steven Spielberg made a bet with George
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4:54–4:57 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_93Lucas for a percentage of the Star Wars
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4:57–4:59 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_94films, which has earned him millions of
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4:59–5:01 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_95dollars. I wonder what bet that was. You
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5:01–5:04 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_96can Google it yourselves, you lazy
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5:04–5:06 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_97bastards. While shooting the scene
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5:06–5:09 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_98in the trash compactor, Mark Hamill held
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5:09–5:12 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_99his breath for so long he He burst a blood
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5:12–5:14 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_100vessel in the side of his face. They had
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5:14–5:17 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_101to adjust framing while shooting the rest
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5:17–5:19 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_102of the scene to avoid showing the blemish.
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5:19–5:21 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_103Ouch. Many of the buildings constructed to
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5:22–5:24 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_104be used in the shots of Tatooine are still
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5:25–5:26 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_105standing in Tunisia. I heard that the IS
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5:27–5:31 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_106were destroying them or something.
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5:32–5:33 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_107Some of them are being used by locals.
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5:35–5:37 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_108That's kind of funny.
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5:37–5:39 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_109It's kind of bleak.
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5:44–5:45 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_110Oh, no way! Dennis Lawson, who played
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5:48–5:50 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_111Wedge Antilles, is Ewan McGregor's uncle.
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5:50–5:52 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_112Luke Skywalker was originally going to be
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5:53–5:55 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_113named Luke Starkiller. Starkiller,
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5:56–5:58 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_114that's so lame.
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5:58–6:00 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_115Starkiller. Thank God they called him
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6:00–6:03 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_116Skywalker. Retained the name up
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6:03–6:07 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_117until the film begins shooting. Luckily,
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6:08–6:10 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_118the name was never mentioned, so it was
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6:10–6:11 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_119changed to Skywalker. The starship
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6:11–6:15 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_120that became the Blockade Runner seen at
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6:15–6:17 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_121the beginning of Star Wars Episode IV: A
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6:18–6:19 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_122New Hope was the original design for the
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6:19–6:21 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_123Millennium Falcon.
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6:21–6:22 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_124Oh really? The original Millennium Falcon.
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6:27–6:30 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_125Considered to be similar to Space: 1999's
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6:30–6:33 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_126Eagles being redressed as the Rebel
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6:34–6:37 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_127Blockade Runner. That's the, uh,
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6:37–6:40 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_128can't remember, the Corvette, Corellian
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6:41–6:44 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_129Corvette. The Jawa language is based
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6:45–6:48 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_130on the sped-up version of Zulu language.
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6:49–6:50 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_131That's random.
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6:51–6:52 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_132The language Greedo speaks is South
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6:55–6:56 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_133American language called Kritra, so it's
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6:57–6:59 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_134an actual language. The Bounty Hunter boss
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6:59–7:02 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_135clothing is a recycled spacesuit from
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7:02–7:05 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_136Doctor Who. Haha, it looks so rubbish.
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7:05–7:08 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_137It's just like— it looks so
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7:08–7:12 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_138amateur, like someone just bought a load
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7:12–7:14 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_139of junk off eBay and mashed it together.
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7:15–7:16 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_140Yoda's species has never been named.
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7:20–7:22 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_141That's true.
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7:22–7:24 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_142Mark Hamill was in a bad accident before
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7:26–7:28 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_143filming started on Star Wars, causing
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7:28–7:32 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_144severe facial trauma. He's always severely
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7:32–7:35 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_145injuring— he's always injuring his face,
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7:36–7:38 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_146like with the blood vessel.
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7:38–7:39 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_147Luke Skywalker was mauled by a Wampa. It
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7:44–7:46 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_148was added to account for scarring on his
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7:47–7:48 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_149face. Hahaha, what an idiot.
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7:48–7:52 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_150Oh, Mark, always messing up your face.
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7:54–7:57 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_151Yoda was originally going to be played by
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7:58–7:59 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_152a monkey carrying a cane and wearing a
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8:00–8:01 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_153mask. Okay.
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8:01–8:03 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_154During the evacuation of Cloud City, you
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8:06–8:09 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_155can see an extra running with what appears
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8:09–8:11 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_156to be an ice cream maker. The extra has
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8:11–8:13 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_157since been given an elaborate backstory.
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8:14–8:15 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_158And supposed— and the supposed ice cream
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8:16–8:19 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_159maker is meant to be a database of
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8:19–8:21 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_160contacts within the Rebellion. An ice
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8:21–8:24 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_161cream maker? That is random
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8:24–8:28 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_162as fuck. The word Ewok
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8:29–8:32 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_163is never said out aloud in Star Wars
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8:33–8:34 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_164movies. Luke's lightsaber in Star Wars
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8:34–8:36 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_165Episode VI: Return of the Jedi was
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8:36–8:39 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_166originally going to be blue to match the
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8:39–8:40 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_167lightsaber he lost in the previous film.
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8:41–8:42 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_168But Lucas was worried that it would
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8:43–8:45 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_169confuse audiences and thought a green
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8:45–8:48 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_170lightsaber would look better, so he made
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8:48–8:50 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_171the change. Okay, so that's
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8:50–8:54 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_172another 20 facts about Star Wars. Hope you
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8:55–8:58 · rev_71c6168a70825481d9cde67313f9f61f_173enjoyed, and see you next time.
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