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20 Random facts about STAR WARS! Old Ben Kenobi hate star wars!

2015-10-23 · 9 min

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  1. Hey guys, and welcome back to another

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  2. random facts about Star Wars episode.

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  3. So let's start with number 1. The actor

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  4. who played Obi-Wan Kenobi, Alec Guinness,

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  5. thought of the Star Wars films as fairy

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  6. tale rubbish. So I actually Googled this

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  7. and it does explain it all on Wikipedia.

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  8. So apparently Alec Guinness, who played

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  9. Old Ben. He was like some kind of

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  10. Shakespearean theater actor, very

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  11. traditional. So he

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  12. described the film as fairy tale rubbish,

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  13. but the film's sense of moral good and the

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  14. studio's doubling of his initial salary

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  15. appealed to him. What a sellout. If he

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  16. didn't like the story, he shouldn't have

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  17. agreed to do the part. So he negotiated

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  18. 2.25% of gross royalties paid to the

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  19. director George Lucas, which made him a

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  20. filthy rich bastard.

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  21. Guinness soon became unhappy with being

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  22. identified with the part and expressed

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  23. dismay at the fan following. So he didn't

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  24. like the film, he hates his fans.

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  25. And it was his idea to kill off Obi-Wan,

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  26. persuading Lucas that it would make him a

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  27. stronger character. But actually, he

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  28. didn't tell Lucas was, I just couldn't go

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  29. on speaking those bloody awful banal

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  30. lines. I have had enough of the

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  31. mumbo-jumbo. And he shriveled

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  32. up every time Star Wars was mentioned to

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  33. him. That's so depressing.

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  34. I always thought he was like this cool old

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  35. guy, but now I don't know,

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  36. he just seems like grumpy old man.

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  37. He disliked the fame that followed work he

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  38. did not esteem.

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  39. Everyone thought— spoke highly of his

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  40. courtesy, professionalism.

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  41. Lucas credited him with inspiring cast and

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  42. and crew to work harder.

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  43. No complaints. Let me leave it by saying I

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  44. can live for the rest of my life in

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  45. reasonably modest way I am now used to.

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  46. I have no debts and can afford to refuse

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  47. work that doesn't appeal to me.

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  48. Guinness tells an imaginary interviewer,

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  49. blessed be Star Wars, regarding the income

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  50. it provided. Oh, that's not a very nice

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  51. thing to say.

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  52. Guinness recounts grudgingly giving an

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  53. autograph to a young fan who claimed to

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  54. have watched Star Wars over 100 times, on

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  55. the condition that the boy promised to

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  56. stop watching the film because, as

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  57. Guinness told him, this is going to be an

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  58. ill effect on your life. The fan was

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  59. stunned at first, but later thanked him.

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  60. He burst into tears. His mother drew

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  61. herself up to an immense height. What a

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  62. dreadful thing to say to a child! she

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  63. barked, and dragged the poor kid away.

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  64. Maybe she was right, but I just hope the

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  65. lad, now in his 30s, is not living in a

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  66. fantasy world of secondhand childish

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  67. banalities. I wonder what happened to him.

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  68. I bet he's still like a super Star Wars

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  69. nerd.

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  70. That's kind of sad to meet your hero and

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  71. then find out he's a complete asshole.

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  72. So yeah, that was Obi-Wan Kenobi. Sounds

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  73. like a grumpy old prick, to be honest.

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  74. Can't really blame him if he's some kind

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  75. of traditional Shakespearean actor. And

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  76. now he's famous for being in Star Wars.

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  77. So anyway, number 2. I already read that

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  78. earlier. Harrison Ford was paid $10,000

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  79. for his performance in Star Wars Episode

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  80. 4. Was that it? That's nothing.

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  81. I mean, nowadays they get paid millions.

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  82. Peter Cushing, who played Grand Moff

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  83. Tarkin, found his costume boots so

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  84. uncomfortable that he wore slippers during

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  85. many of his scenes. Scenes and insisted

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  86. his feet just never be in the shot.

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  87. That's kind of funny.

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  88. Here are his slippers. The sound of TIE

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  89. Fighter engines actually sounds of an

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  90. elephant mixed with sounds of a car

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  91. driving on wet pavement. No way,

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  92. an elephant! It's kind of like I

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  93. can't do it.

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  94. Steven Spielberg made a bet with George

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  95. Lucas for a percentage of the Star Wars

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  96. films, which has earned him millions of

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  97. dollars. I wonder what bet that was. You

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  98. can Google it yourselves, you lazy

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  99. bastards. While shooting the scene

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  100. in the trash compactor, Mark Hamill held

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  101. his breath for so long he He burst a blood

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  102. vessel in the side of his face. They had

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  103. to adjust framing while shooting the rest

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  104. of the scene to avoid showing the blemish.

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  105. Ouch. Many of the buildings constructed to

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  106. be used in the shots of Tatooine are still

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  107. standing in Tunisia. I heard that the IS

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  108. were destroying them or something.

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  109. Some of them are being used by locals.

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  110. That's kind of funny.

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  111. It's kind of bleak.

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  112. Oh, no way! Dennis Lawson, who played

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  113. Wedge Antilles, is Ewan McGregor's uncle.

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  114. Luke Skywalker was originally going to be

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  115. named Luke Starkiller. Starkiller,

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  116. that's so lame.

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  117. Starkiller. Thank God they called him

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  118. Skywalker. Retained the name up

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  119. until the film begins shooting. Luckily,

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  120. the name was never mentioned, so it was

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  121. changed to Skywalker. The starship

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  122. that became the Blockade Runner seen at

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  123. the beginning of Star Wars Episode IV: A

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  124. New Hope was the original design for the

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  125. Millennium Falcon.

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  126. Oh really? The original Millennium Falcon.

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  127. Considered to be similar to Space: 1999's

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  128. Eagles being redressed as the Rebel

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  129. Blockade Runner. That's the, uh,

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  130. can't remember, the Corvette, Corellian

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  131. Corvette. The Jawa language is based

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  132. on the sped-up version of Zulu language.

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  133. That's random.

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  134. The language Greedo speaks is South

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  135. American language called Kritra, so it's

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  136. an actual language. The Bounty Hunter boss

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  137. clothing is a recycled spacesuit from

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  138. Doctor Who. Haha, it looks so rubbish.

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  139. It's just like— it looks so

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  140. amateur, like someone just bought a load

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  141. of junk off eBay and mashed it together.

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  142. Yoda's species has never been named.

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  143. That's true.

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  144. Mark Hamill was in a bad accident before

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  145. filming started on Star Wars, causing

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  146. severe facial trauma. He's always severely

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  147. injuring— he's always injuring his face,

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  148. like with the blood vessel.

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  149. Luke Skywalker was mauled by a Wampa. It

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  150. was added to account for scarring on his

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  151. face. Hahaha, what an idiot.

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  152. Oh, Mark, always messing up your face.

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  153. Yoda was originally going to be played by

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  154. a monkey carrying a cane and wearing a

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  155. mask. Okay.

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  156. During the evacuation of Cloud City, you

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  157. can see an extra running with what appears

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  158. to be an ice cream maker. The extra has

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  159. since been given an elaborate backstory.

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  160. And supposed— and the supposed ice cream

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  161. maker is meant to be a database of

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  162. contacts within the Rebellion. An ice

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  163. cream maker? That is random

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  164. as fuck. The word Ewok

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  165. is never said out aloud in Star Wars

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  166. movies. Luke's lightsaber in Star Wars

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  167. Episode VI: Return of the Jedi was

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  168. originally going to be blue to match the

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  169. lightsaber he lost in the previous film.

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  170. But Lucas was worried that it would

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  171. confuse audiences and thought a green

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  172. lightsaber would look better, so he made

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  173. the change. Okay, so that's

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  174. another 20 facts about Star Wars. Hope you

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  175. enjoyed, and see you next time.

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