How to learn Japanese using Rosetta Stone

Hello and welcome back to another fabulous

language learning video. Today we're going

to be using Rosetta Stone to become fluent

in Japanese in just 2 hours. Wow,

will I be able to do it? Let's find out.

So I'm going to press the Japanese button

for Japanese language, and we'll start

off with the basics. Have a look

at the core lessons.

Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa.

Konnichiwa.

Oh, you see that? Perfect. Onnanoko. Ten

out of ten pronunciation. Otoko no ko.

Otoko no ko.

Otoko no ko.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how you say

it. 女の子.

女の子.

See, I told you my pronunciation is so

good. 男の子. 男の子.

That's how you get level two Japanese.

女の人. 男の人.

女の人。Hey, wait a minute. This is the same

Asian woman picture they used in the learn

Dutch one when I was doing the Dutch

learning. They had pictures of women.

They use the same picture.

男の人。So easy.

女の人。 女の人。I

got perfect.

男の人。男の人。I can't believe it's actually

giving me a good juice, a good score for

that pronunciation. Juice. Oh, I wonder

what juice means. Juice.

Juice. Juice. Juice. Juice.

Juice. What do I have to do?

I don't know what to do.

Oh, I have to press the image at the top.

Ocha. Ocha.

Oops. Press the wrong one.

It's weird because they just expect me to.

女の子は食べています。女の子はジュースを飲んでいます。男の子は食べています。

I guess this is their idea of a good way

of teaching people. Instead of saying this

means blah blah blah in English, they just

give you a picture and. And they shove the

sentence in front of your face and just

expect you to figure it out.

Boy is eating.

男の子は drinking.

男の子は女の子は食べています。 男

の 人 は 食べ て います。 Oh, it 's so easy.

My Japanese is already really good.

Whoops, I didn 't press that properly.

女 の 人 は 食べ て います。 男

の 子 は 水を飲んでいます. I'm not sure if this is

how I learned it in the beginning. I

didn't really start learning it straight

away. I watched anime for about 2 years

before even thinking about trying to learn

it. And after about 2 years of watching

anime, I had already just picked up all

the basic stuff just from watching anime.

And then I started to think, what if I

actually learned this, this language? And

then I started looking for online courses

and websites and how to learn Japanese

videos. But I wasn't starting from

absolute zero because, like I said, I

already had that background of watching

anime. I already knew all the basic words.

女の子は食べています。女の子はじゅ。男の子はた。 男

の 人 は 食べ て います。 女

の 人 は 食べ て います。 女

の 人 は 食べ て います。 女

の 人 は お 茶 を 飲 む。 女 の 人 は。

I wish I had more games.

女 の 人 は

彼 女 は 書 いて 彼

女 は 本 を 読 む

彼 は 食べ て います. My boiler is

broken and water 's leaking out of it,

and I can 't have a shower. And they said

they've sent someone to come and fix it

today, but they didn't tell me what time

they're coming. So now I'm just sitting

around waiting for this guy to come and

fix my boiler.

It's like things can't go wrong with this.

彼はジュースを飲んでいます。

彼女たちは料理しています。 彼

ら は 食べ て います。 彼

ら は 泳 い で、 彼

女 た ちは 女

の 子 は 本 を 読 んで います。 女

の 子 た ちは 本 を 読 む。 女

の 子 た ちは 書 いて います。 女

の 子 は 書 いて います。 彼

女 は お 茶 を 飲 んで います。 彼 は。

ジュースを飲んでいます。彼女は食べています。Blah blah blah,

blah blah blah blah. B B B B

B B B.

Sayonara.

Sayonara.

Oh, I didn 't pass the

core lesson.

新聞、 新聞、 本、

本、 ジ

ュ ー ス。 Juice.

Juice. Didn't even say it properly.

Ocha. Ocha.

Oh, it's getting boring now.

What else do they have?

女の人。Learning a language is so boring. I

don't know why people even bother.

男の。男の人。 こんにちは。さようなら。I

can't even imagine learning a new language

again. It just took up so much time and

energy. It's not interesting at all.

男 の 子。

男 の 人。 女

の 人。 男

の 人 た ち。 女

の 子 た ち。 男

の 子 た ち。 女の人、水、本、ジュース、新聞、お茶。

男 の 子 は 水 を 飲 んで います。 男

の 子 は 食べ て います。 男

の 子 は 走 って います。 男

の 子 は 本 を 読 んで います。 彼女は書いています。I

have this feeling that the people upstairs

are walking so aggressively and stomping,

it's making the wires and the cables

and the pipes come loose on the boiler.

It seems like it's possible. They walk so

loudly that the whole place shakes.

How is that even possible? 彼 は 料 理 して

います。 彼 ら は

泳 い で います。 彼

は 食べ て います。 Well,

that was how to read Japanese on Ros etta

Stone. I hope you liked it.

Weirdos walking outside my home. Wish

they'd piss off.