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Is it working? I'm in Tokyo,

guys! I escaped!

No, not really. I'm back at the guest

Uh, so many things happened. Did you talk

to the lawyer? No, I didn't go to the

lawyer. I ended up not needing to.

Got it all sorted out now.

Oh my God, yesterday it's So many things

happened, I don't even know where to

Um. Hmm.

I want to get to where I'm going first.

I actually forgot what happened yesterday.

Hold on. So yesterday—

why are there so many people everywhere?

Okay, I'm ready.

I think this strip of road is good for

talking on. Okay, so what happened

Yeah, okay, so yesterday I went—

first of all, I went to the language—

English language exchange meetup. I nearly

didn't go because I was feeling a bit— I

was feeling really negative yesterday

after what happened the day before. I was

feeling a bit scared to go out, to be

honest, and I nearly didn't go, which

would have been a big mistake. So I went

to the meetup.

I went to the English exchange meetup and

I talked to 3 people.

There's so many people there. There were

like 40 people at the cafe. So I go to the

English meetup and it

was 90 minutes, so an hour and a half,

and the description thing said they'll

shuffle the people around every 20

minutes. So I thought, okay, I'll talk to

4 people, 20 minutes each. I ended up

talking to 3 people, 30 minutes each,

which was really long. So I first talked

to this old man, this Japanese old man.

He had like a big mustache. He told me

he travels around Southeast Asia, and then

he was talking about how he recently went

to Malaysia and he was trekking through

the jungles. And I was like, oh my God, I

have to sit here listening to this old man

for 30 minutes. So after the 30 minutes

passed, I was blessed by the gods because

the next 2 people I chatted to were these

cute Japanese girls. So the second one,

she was like 34, but she was kind of

boring. We talked about everything I

could think of within the first 15

minutes, and then we're just sitting there

going, um, uh, so what

movies do you like? I just went through

every single question I could think of,

and then we were still sitting there just

I was just sipping my drink until I had no

more drink to sip,

and then I just had melting ice cubes in

my glass, and I was just sipping the

melted water from the ice cubes pretending

to do something. It was so awkward. She

was nice and she spoke good English, but I

don't know why we just didn't click. She

didn't really— well, she asked me some

things, but I couldn't really explain span

very much because she was like, what work

do you do? And then I said, I don't work.

And she was like, oh, how long have you

been in Japan? One month. Oh, it was just

like dead-end conversation after dead-end.

It was so uncomfortable. But then the

third girl, the third Japanese girl, she

was really cute as well, and she spoke

much better English in like an American

And I don't know, I just clicked with her

way better, and, and the 30 minutes went

really quickly. I got that guy on camera

littering. Take it to the police. He just

chucked his bottle down that ditch. So the

third girl was really cute, and,

um, yeah, she's way chattier. She said my

accent was cool. I made her laugh a few

times and her whole face went red. I could

tell it was red. She was wearing a face

mask And she only took the face mask off

to sip her coffee. What is the point? I

don't understand why these people are

still wearing face masks. So I was like

staring into her eyes because that was the

only thing I could see on her face when I

was talking to her, but I could see her

face go bright red a lot of times. So

yeah, she was nice to talk to. I don't

think I'd go to an English exchange meetup

again because it's so random whether you

like talking to the person you are

partnered with or not. And then if it's

awkward, you're stuck with them for like

20, 30 minutes just waiting for the event

organizer to shuffle you around again. It

was like torture, the second girl. When it

ended, I was like, oh, thank God. Nice

But yeah, then the event ended. And I

said, so, you're going home? And then she

said, yeah. And I said, okay, well, see

you then. And then she just walked off.

So it's not like we hung out or anything

afterwards. But then that's not really the

most interesting bit. So my mum started

messaging me on Facebook after, or nearing

the end of the event, and she said,

don't go to the lawyer because my

mum got solid confirmation that I've got

nothing to worry about and it was just

trolls making up a load of rubbish. So

that was pretty good news.

And then when I was sitting on the steps

chatting to my mum, uh, this guy comes up

to me. He said he saw me at the English

meetup and he said he knows me. And I was

like, oh really? And then he said he knew

my YouTube channel. He was this, uh,

30-year-old Canadian guy of Asian

ethnicity. So then I said, so do you want

to hang out or something? And then I took

him to a bar. Do you know that Drunken

Clam bar I kept talking about? I took him

there and then we ended up in the bar for

hours. It was pretty funny.

Yeah, actually I asked him, are you the

guy who stalked me yesterday? He just

laughed and said no. I really don't think

he was the stalker because he was really

nice and really friendly. You'd have to be

kind of weird to actually stalk someone.

He wasn't weird at all. He was like really

chatty and nice, unlike some people.

Maybe if certain other people were like

that too, I'd want to hang out with them.

Hint hint. So yeah, he was really nice,

so I said So do you want to go to a bar?

I'm gonna go to a bar after the meetup.

And then we walked for like an hour to the

bar whilst talking, and then we went to

the Drunken Clam, and we went in there,

and I thought, this is kind of lame. It's

just full of Australian guys. There were

no women. There were like 8 guys just

singing karaoke, and I thought, this kind

of sucks, and I wanted to leave, but got a

drink, sat down. And I'm kind of

glad we didn't leave. I was about to— I

mean, I said let's leave after one drink

and go to The Hub because The Hub has more

people and it's actually got women in it.

But we ended up sitting in the Drunken

Clam karaoke bar, and then this American

guy sits next to us and starts chatting to

us. And then this American guy,

he starts singing on the karaoke, and he

was so good at singing. He sound— his

voice sounded like, I don't

know, like Red Hot Chili Peppers kind

of voice. Very gravelly and powerful. He

just blew away the entire room when he

sang his first song. He sounded so good.

So we ended up just chatting to this

American guy for hours, and then this

British couple came in. British man and a

woman. They said they were traveling Japan

and their friend recommended The Drunken

Clam. So I said, hi, I'm from Britain too.

And then we just ended up chatting, and

then the woman bought me a beer. She was

really nice. And then I talked to the man

about YouTube and Revolut and stuff. So

that was pretty funny to see, like,

fellow Brits at the bar.

It's funny because they asked me how old I

was. I said 35, and they were like, shut

up, no way! And they're only 32. But they

look like proper adults. It's weird, I'm

older than all these people. People keep

thinking I'm a kid. I still feel like I'm

a kid sometimes. I should be buying them a

drink, I'm the older one. Anyway, they

bought me a drink, so that was nice.

She probably thought you were 19. Yeah,

I look so much younger than the regular

kind of British people do. Don't really

know why. So they kind

of just went off and talked to other

people, and then we're back with the

American guy. But then these 3 people,

new people, came in— 2 American, other

American guys, and an American girl. And

they were pretty— the guy was pretty good

at singing too, so they instantly started

chatting with our American guy. And then

they said, do you want to go to a

different karaoke bar?

At this point it was like, I think it was

about 2 AM in the morning. So they took—

they said let's go to another karaoke bar.

So we all left, the 5 of us, no, 6 of us,

and we went to this other karaoke bar

which was way better than the Drunken

Clam. The guy behind the bar in the second

karaoke bar was so funny. He was also an

American guy. He was like barmanning,

bartending. I don't know if it's his wife

and they own the bar, but it was him and

this Malaysian woman and they were just

nuts. They were like singing along with

every song, dancing. They had so much

energy. The American guy was so funny as

well. He's like dancing and doing these

funny faces. If you Google the

bar, you could see him in the reviews.

The bar's called Karma Sutra Karaoke Bar.

Also, is the

SD card still exist or not? Charm, I'm

getting to the point. I'm just explaining

my night last night of randomness.

Yeah, so I went to the second karaoke bar

and there's a bunch of French girls there,

and then one of them started touching me.

She's like put her arm around me and she

was really drunk. She kept asking me if I

was Japanese. And then she said, let's

sing karaoke, let's choose a song

together. So we kind of like dueted some

song called Mr. Brightside. I have heard

of it, just never heard of the band. And

she was like, I don't know, putting her

arms around me the entire time. It was

kind of interesting. And then

one of the French guys— there were like 3

French girls and a French guy— and the

French guy was really good at singing too.

I don't know why all these people so damn

good at singing. I sucked. I tried singing

a few songs, but I was— you know what I

sound like when I sing karaoke? I sound

like I'm just talking to the lyrics.

I sound so bad. I don't know why, I just—

I can't sing at all.

This is boring. We don't care about your

gay little story. Just get to the— no,

this is the best bit of the story. When

the French girl touched me up at the

karaoke bar. Yeah, so me and

the French girl sang a duet and she was

like— she seemed really into me, like she

was asking me loads of questions, uh, but

then they just kind of left after about an

hour and I felt a bit sad because they

left, but it was like 3 AM in the morning.

Did you get hard? I don't know, I was

really drunk. I think I squeezed her hand,

which was kind of weird. I didn't even

know what I was doing at that point.

Uh, stop spamming, idiot.

Uh, ban this guy. So yeah, the French

people left. It was like 3 AM. It's just

me, the viewer, the Canadian viewer, and

then the other American guys. And then we

sang a bit more, and then they left. They

were pretty good too. They were singing

like Linkin Park and Nickelback. So then

they left and it was just us 3— me, the

Canadian viewer, and the American guy from

the drunken clap. And it was like 4 AM in

the goddamn morning and I was just dead.

I only had 4 drinks but I was so wasted I

had to keep drinking water to try and

sober up. And I was just non-stop pissing

and I was just thinking, when is this

gonna end? Oh my God. They were just

putting more and more songs into the

karaoke, and the American guy was still

drinking beer after beer after beer. He

was like a machine. And then the bartender

American guy, he was like also putting

songs in and offering us free shots. And

it was like 4 AM, and I was thinking, how

the hell do these people do this? How do

they have so much energy? I think the bar

opens at 9 PM, so they probably sleep all

day. But Jesus Christ, I was dead,

I think. And then I said to the Canadian

viewer guy, I said, I'm gonna leave after

this song, let them finish and then say

bye. So me and the Canadian guy, we left,

but the American guy stayed. I think he

actually stayed in there by himself with

the bartender man and woman. They probably

just carried on singing until the rest of

the morning. That guy is just crazy.

I think he just— I actually think he

stayed because he was non-stop singing.

His voice was pretty good though. He

sounded like very raspy.

Yeah, I want to go there again. It's

pretty cool. Maybe I'll bring my

girlfriend there. I actually feel like I'm

getting addicted to bar hopping. I feel so

stupid because my entire life I kept

saying, oh, going to bars is gay. Only

losers go to bars. Imagine going to bar

talking to strangers. Why would you want

to do that? That was like my whole life

philosophy. I kept hating on bars, mainly

because I was scared of them. So what I do

is when I'm scared of something, I just

hate it, so I have like a coping mechanism

to not do it. But I've been to— I've done

2 bar hopping nights now, and both times

were so much fun. I think I'm like a bar

addict now. The randomness of it is—

that's what makes it exciting. Your gay

little story is boring. Oh, shut up. This

is the best bit of the story. I'm having a

life realization where I was wrong about

bars. It's really fun because you just go

into the bar, you don't know who you're

gonna meet, and then they just take you

somewhere else. And then some girl fondles

you.

So what I noticed is the— oh yeah, both

bars didn't have a single Japanese person.

It was all foreigners like Americans,

Australians, and I think that's what made

this time more fun. The only reason the

first time I went to a bar last week was

fun was because I met the New Zealand

guys. It wasn't because of any Japanese

people. So I'm thinking Don't

go to bars that have Japanese people in

it. Go to like the foreigner bars.

Foreigners are so much more fun to talk

to. Because Meaningless mocked you for

being a little bitch, he hurts your gay

little ego. No, I was already always

planning to go to a bar. I just needed

something to kind of push me to do it.

And that Sunday last week, I don't know,

I just felt like this is the moment I got

to do this. Otherwise I might regret it

for the rest of my life. If I die and I

missed out on doing this, I would have

regretted it so much. But I feel like I'm

kind of late to it. Everyone does this

when they're like teenagers, don't they?

But I was scared of doing it for my whole

life until recently. I'm like, well, I'm

gonna die soon. I don't want to miss out

on things before I give it a chance.

Yeah, it was so fun. I don't know why I

was so scared of it before. But anyway,

yeah, the only reason it's so fun is

because of foreigners. If it was all

Japanese people, I think it'd be so

boring. Japanese girls are cute and

everything, but I'm so sick and tired of

all the hazukoshi kind of attitude.

Why are Japanese girls so fucking boring?

They don't talk unless you talk to them.

They're always like, oh, hazukoshi.

But foreigner girls Like French girls,

especially French girls, they got no fear.

They just like come up to you and touch

you and stuff.

I didn't talk to the American girl, but I

high-fived her. Japanese girls just don't

do this stuff. I know why Japanese girls

are so boring. The only good thing about

Japanese girls is they're cute and they're

feminine, but goddamn, I know what David

Bond meant now when he said He's sick and

tired of Japanese girls because they're

like socially retarded. I totally get it

now. So yeah, I don't know now.

I think I wouldn't go to the hub because

it's mostly Japanese people. Just get to

the point already. You are dragging this

out. This is boring, Daniel. Nobody cares

about your story. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

whatever. If you want to get to the good

Yeah, so foreign girls are so much better.

I wish you had Japanese girls with the

personality of foreigners. Side note, why

are there so many fucking holes in the

sidewalk where you are walking right now?

I don't know, cuz it's like a rubbish

area. How do I get over

this stupid road? Oh, I go over there.

It's clear and clear.

I hate these little roads by the river

there's no footpath and the cars drive

really quickly on it even though it's a

little narrow road.

Why are my chats withheld? They're not.

Who's phoning in that car? Okay, I'm

finally at my destination. Now I can have

peace and quiet. Wow, look at the sunset!

I thought, because I actually booked the

Apple Hotel for tonight as well, I thought

maybe I'll go bar hopping again since I

got the hotel. I could just walk to to

when I missed the last train, but I

couldn't do another bar run. I'm sorry,

tired today. Also, I wanted to just get

back to the guest house today because,

uh, the, the guest house manager

messaged me saying it is not the day to

put out bottles in the rubbish. Please

come back and take it and put it back in

your room. So irritated. It's so stupid.

They got like a rubbish disposal area,

but you can't put your rubbish in it until

the day before the rubbish gets taken.

What is the point of it then? So he was

like nagging me to come back and get my

rubbish. It's just a bag full of bottles

with nothing in it. I understand if it's

like rotting food in the bag, but it's

literally just empty plastic bottles that

had water in it. Why not— I gotta put it

back out there on Sunday night now. Why

not just leave it there? I don't get it.

It doesn't make any sense. Ramble on and

on about boring things. Just get to the

point, Daniel Gaylord. What point? I'm

just telling you my story. So yeah, I came

back because I told him I want to leave

the guest house, but then I said actually

I'm not going to leave and I'll come pick

up the rubbish today. And I don't want to

stay another night in the hotel because

then I have to check out tomorrow at 10

AM, which is so damn early. So I just

checked out today so I can take my own

time and come back. I'd rather come back

to the guest house and sleep all morning

than have to sleep in a hotel and check

out at like 10:00 a.m. So freaking early.

You paid? Yeah, I know, but I'm

not going to do another bar run tonight

cuz I'm just exhausted from last night. I

need to like rest a bit. And also, I don't

want to wake up at 10 AM, and it doesn't

really make any difference if I stay at

the hotel or not. So yeah, whatever.

I don't feel like I wasted the money

because if I booked 2 nights instead of 3

nights, then today I would have had to

check out at 10 AM, which would have been

impossible. Yeah, I stayed out until 5 AM

in the morning, got back to the hotel.

The worst thing when you finish doing a

bar run is that you need to piss so badly

And I was like running back to the hotel

before I wet myself again. So annoying.

I peed in the bar before I left, and then

I needed to pee again 10 minutes later

because I was drinking so much water. So

yeah, I got back to the hotel at 5, and

then I just fell asleep, and I woke up at

like 12 o'clock in the middle of the day.

So there's no way I could have gotten home

at 5, slept 4 hours to get ready, and then

check out at 10. That would have been

horrible.

Friday night's craziest night for

nightlife. Yeah, I went out Saturday night

last week, but I only went to Hub, which

is full of Japanese guys trying to pick up

Japanese girls, and none of the girls talk

to you in Hub. I think the reason why is

because the Hub is much bigger, so there's

more people. But you go to a tiny bar,

like a karaoke bar, which only has maybe

10 people, It's way cozier and the

temperature is way nicer. We want to hear

about the pineapple story, we don't want

to hear about your gay little bar story.

Yeah, I'm gonna get to it in a minute.

I'm just more interested in the bar story

because it was one of the most— I think it

was one of the most fun nights of my whole

life. The meetup thing and then chatting

to the cute girls and they couldn't run

away because they were forced to chat to

me because that's how the meetup works.

It's not a bar, you can't just walk away.

You're stuck with me, bitch. For 30

minutes. So I got 2 cute Japanese girls to

talk to me for 30 minutes but didn't

really go anywhere.

Damn, it's windy.

Yeah, and then I met that viewer. I can't

believe a viewer— well, an ex-viewer. He

said he used to watch back in 2020 or

2021. An ex-viewer recognized— I got

recognized twice now in Japan, once in

Fukuoka and then now yesterday. It's

How are you suddenly a social butterfly?

I don't know, I'm just so bored and I want

human interaction, so there was

no choice. So, so far I've tried,

tried 3 ways of meeting people. Sitting in

the guest house living room, going to bars

and meetups. Viewers are dropping now

because you won't talk about the pineapple

story. This is boring. Can you read the

air, you idiot? Yeah, I'm gonna get to it

in a minute. So I tried 3 ways of meeting

people. I think the bar is the best way.

The exchange meetup, English meetup thing,

I don't know, it's not great.

The problem is it's completely luck-based.

If you imagine if I got stuck with 3 men,

I would have been so annoyed. I had good

luck because he gave me 2 girls, but I had

to start off with an old man who kept

going on about how the Japanese invaded

the jungles of Malaysia. And then he kept

showing me this picture of a massive

flower that's native to Malaysian jungles,

and I was like, oh, that's nice. And I was

just asking him questions so he would

ramble on. I don't

think the meetup's good because if you get

stuck with someone you don't really want

to talk to, you can't just get up and go.

That'd be so rude. Imagine I was like,

oh, I gotta go, sorry. Imagine how bad

that would be. So you kind of get stuck

with whoever you get placed with. Go hang

with some foreigners on stream right now

since you have social energy and are

talkative. You are attractive, it's a

superpower. Too bad you never used it

until now. Use it to take your mind off

the impending prison sentence, lol. Yeah,

people kept telling me I'm handsome. Even

that Japanese guy that I got matched with

at the meetup, he was like, oh, you're

handsome. Why is always men telling

me I'm handsome? Women never tell me I'm

handsome. The Japanese guy at the hub bar

also said I'm handsome and had a nice yoko

gao, which means side profile.

Ah, goddamn wind.

The problem is I don't know how to talk to

people, so unless they're good at talking,

I kind of suck. And I don't really grab

the opportunity when I have an opportunity

to grab it, and then I kick myself

because, oh damn it, I had perfect chance

and I blew it. I kind of just— my mind

went blank. I didn't know what to say

Why is it always so windy? For God's sake,

it's not gonna rain, is it? I checked the

weather app and it said just cloudy.

Just drink alcohol? That doesn't help. I

had 4 drinks. It just makes me feel really

dizzy and sleepy. You only attract

gay guys. If you haven't noticed yet,

your destiny is to be full-blown gay. No,

I don't want to be gay.

Boring. How do I get down this stupid

slope? Oh, there's steps over here.

That's why I always end up doing well when

I meet American guys, because American

guys non-stop talk and they're really good

at talking, and you don't really have to

say much. Just ask them like a little

question and they'll just go on for

another 5 minutes. And they're usually

very jolly and easy to talk to.

American guys are mostly cool in social

situations.

I think it's windy because this river area

is very wide, but I don't know where else

to go. Why do you like American guys so

much? Like I said, they're just very easy

to talk to. They love talking. American

guys just love talking. I think they like

talking to me because I'm just sitting

there listening and nodding.

Yeah, it was an interesting night. I might

go to that karaoke bar again. I wouldn't

go to Drunken Clam, I don't think. It was

just a bit of a sausage fest. And because

it's like a Family Guy themed bar, it kind

of attracts people who have kind of

childish sense of humor. There's a bunch

of these Australian guys, like bogans,

the mullets, and they were just singing

the most immature songs. There was a song

by John Lennon called Women Are the

N-Words of the World. I can't believe

there's a song. Me and the American guy

was just sitting there astonished that

there's even a song Like, John Lennon? I

thought he was like singer of the Beatles.

Why did he make a song about how women are

the slaves of— it was so weird. And then

the Australian guys were just cracking up

over how funny it was because, oh,

n-word. They were just really immature. I

was glad when they left. I'm not really a

fan of Australian guys. They just have

like very crude, vulgar sense of humor.

They like to say the c-word all the time.

It's not funny, it's just cringe.

More mature Australian guys are a bit

better, I guess, but when they're young

with the mullet— why do they do the

mullet? It looks so bad.

I think Australia is just like where all

the hillbillies move to.

It's like 80% hillbillies with mullets.

Sometimes, sometimes Australian guys are

okay, but I just find them in general to

be very immature and childish. And they

like cringe humor like MaxMofo and

AnythingForViews. They're very

stereotypical Australian guys that never

grow up. I just don't really like that

kind of humor. American guys, in

comparison, are more— they seem more

mature and more level-headed,

more respectful.

Like yourself? Well, I'm not I'm not like

an Australian. I don't have that kind of

sense of humor. That song about

the women are the N-words of it was so not

funny. Why did John Lennon make that song?

I don't get it. I said to the American

guy, maybe this is why he got shot,

and then he laughed.

Yeah, so they left and then it felt like

the atmosphere was improved a bit. I

thought you said it was gay to hang out

with guys. Does this make you gay?

I don't know, maybe.

Women are fun too, but only if they're

like guys. The problem with Japanese women

is they're all very womanly, very girly,

so they're not fun. Japanese women will

never come up to you and never be like,

oh, let's sing a song, oh, I'll get you a

drink. Imagine Japanese women buying you a

drink. I can't believe that British woman

bought me a drink. She was so friendly.

She was like, oh, Daniel, so tell me,

what part of England are you from? She was

asking me. Oh, I told her about Thailand

and She told me about elephants.

Foreign women, European Western women are

so much better than Japanese women when it

comes to personality. Now I kind of get it

why Chris Broad and Joey don't have

Japanese girlfriends. Japanese girlfriends

so fucking boring. No offense.

Why are they so boring though? I went to

the hub. Last week for like 5 hours,

tried to talk to some Japanese girls, and

okay, I was going up to them in English,

but they were just so boring, like not

even trying to say something in English.

Like, oh no, no English, you— they

just don't even try.

I think Western women is so much better.

It's just a shame cuz I think Japanese

women look better, but they're just so— oh

my God, I just don't even want to go to a

bar now where there's mostly Japanese

women anymore.

I think French girls are pretty fun, very

touchy and stuff. That's like French

culture, isn't it, to hug a lot and kiss.

Not that I kiss at the bar. What about

the French chick? I don't know, she left

with her friends after a bit. She didn't

stay there. I think they were already

there for quite a long time because we

only went to the second bar around 2:30,

so I think they were already there for a

I don't know if I saw the Twitch streamer

guy. I think I saw him, but he looked kind

of different. I just— I feel kind of

sad that I suck so much at singing because

I love the way when someone who's good at

singing picks up the mic, the entire room

just lights up. You see how happy it makes

people. It must feel so cool being able to

invoke that happiness just by singing,

but I sound so bad. I don't want to do it

because I know how bad I sound. I just

probably piss everyone off.

Being able to sing must be great.

Talk about pineapple. Um, it's not much

to say. She basically just told my mum she

hasn't done anything since the reportage

of the stalkage. Why is this road all

So yeah, I believe that she's telling the

truth. I don't think she would lie to my

mum. She might be lying and be like, oh,

I'm actually building a case. No, I don't

think she would lie to my mum. She's not

that bad of a person.

Yeah, so I don't really feel scared now,

so I didn't go to the lawyer. I said

I would like to cancel and he didn't

reply, so maybe he's mad. Also, people

were saying you shouldn't tell the lawyer

the illegal things you've done because

then he might snitch on you. And I was

thinking, isn't it his job to help me

though? But then if I tell him, oh, I

killed someone and dumped the body by the

river, can you help me? Then yeah, he's

gonna tell the police, isn't he? So I

don't know if, if I told him my illegal

activities, would Didn't you see the South

Park episode? The women are boring. BC

Japanese people don't have souls. LOL.

You could have been laying pipe to Euro

chicks with an Asian guy fetish so much

more if more social. Just do social

streams now unless find your YouTube.

It's just really frustrating because

Japanese girls so damn cute but they got

zero personality. I mean,

that's not true. They probably have a

personality but they just don't show it.

They're very reserved,

and it's hard to penetrate that outer

shell unless you've got really good

conversation skills. I don't really want

to be here when it's dark. There's no

lighting.

Yeah, I had a very interesting night.

I think that was everything really.

Now I will be taking questions.

Well, I like— I kind of like Western women

now because it's just easier. I don't have

to put in all the effort. They actually

put more effort in than I do because

they're very good at talking. It's more

fun. I would— if I'm gonna go to a bar

again, I'd rather go to a foreigner bar

instead of— I don't know why there were no

Japanese people in these bars. Zero.

No Japanese people at all. I think they

just don't like karaoke bars. Japanese

people like karaoke, but only when it's

like private karaoke, not an open bar

karaoke. So maybe that's why there were no

Japanese people there.

But actually, I'm not bothered because

it's hard unless the Japanese person

speaks good English. They try and talk to

you in drunken, broken English, and then

if you talk in Japanese, they don't

really— it's weird because at the Hub Bar

last week, I did speak to the drunken

Japanese guy in Japanese But he kept

switching it back to his broken English.

They won't speak to you in Japanese. Do

you have any message or warning to Chosen?

Uh, well, he just destroyed his

credibility, so I only

believed what he was saying because up

until now he has been reliable,

but it seems like he was just making up a

load of bollocks. So he just shot himself

in the foot, really.

Pretty sure you know who is not building a

The only possibility is if she lied to my

mom, which I don't think she would do.

She said she only reported me for the

stalking instance once. But maybe she's

like keeping it a secret so I don't know

what's going on. I don't think, because

that would be really messed up to

lie about it to my mum like that.

I was gonna walk back from the hotel to

the guest house, but my bag was so damn

heavy. Couldn't. I got a train. I had

sushi roll.

Nice sushi roll.

Got the train back from Umeda. Went back

to guest house. Everything in the room was

fine, apart from the fridge leaked a bit.

So I need— I had to buy a new kettle

because I put my stuff in the stupid bin.

So I ordered a new kettle on Amazon,

cheap one.

2,000 yen.

And I have to buy a coffee, like a cold

coffee tonight so I can drink tomorrow

morning. I have to pick up the kettle

Stupid motorbikes.

What made her report you for stalking in

the first place? Because I guess I was

kind of stupid and I streamed around where

we lived thinking it would be fine.

I didn't really think very well about that

before I did it. If she's building a case,

why would she tell Cami everything? This

is a legal case that is being built. No

way she would give tips to help you in the

case. I don't think you should be too

confident. No, I really doubt that.

If she was building a case, she would have

started it like last year, waiting for me

to come back. She doesn't

care. As long as I leave her alone,

she's not going to do anything.

I believe what she told my mum,

so I'm not going to go to Tokyo. I'm going

to stay in the guest house until the rest

of the month and then leave at the end of

the month like planned.

Goddamn, I think I'm going to my ex.

Yeah, so I might go to the bar again.

I think I'm like hooked on bars now.

I kind of understand why people work and

get jobs so they can make money and go to

bars. So it's pretty interesting.

I have converted into a socialite.

I just wish I could sing though. Do you

think I could learn to sing? I just sound

so bad. I don't even know what to sing. I

end up just singing Bare Necessities or

children's songs. What is cyclothymia?

But all this talking It does feel kind of—

because you see these people once, you

don't exchange info because there's no

point, they're leaving, so you're never

going to see them again. So you spend all

this time socializing with them, it feels

kind of meaningless, but I guess you gotta

start somewhere. It's like very temporary,

but I don't see

the point. We didn't click or become like

super best friends that much. It was just

fun to hang out. It's not like I'm gonna

go to America and like meet him. Oh my

God, what the fuck are they doing?

Are they just revving their bikes on the

bridge? They're like— are those the

motorbikes? They're like going really

slowly but revving the handles.

The motorbike's just really pissing me off

right now.

This is not a Formula 1 track.

I really hate that.

It's not just the noise, it's the way they

keep revving it up over and over and over

Why don't the police stop them? I don't

get it. There they are,

they're going under the bridge.

Oh my God.

It's like they're following me.

I'm getting more and more irritated with

Japanese people.

I wish you just had like a country which

was Japan but no Japanese people in it and

just foreigners. Is that weird to say? I

had the best nights of my life yesterday

and last week not because of Japanese

people, it's because I had fun hanging out

with French and American and British

people. Why the hell did I come to Japan?

Let's maybe walk the other way.

Where are you going? I'm not going

anywhere, I'm just here because it's Nice,

usually peaceful apart from this stupid

retard motorbike people.

Let's walk the other way. They're going

really slowly as well.

How was that fun? Just annoying,

ruining my mood.

Yeah, I think a lot of foreigners feel

this way. They come to Japan because it's

clean and nice and safe, but then I don't

know, Japanese people just get really

annoying after a while. I thought the

Japanese were quite orderly and

respectful. Not at all. Now I am hearing

beats by bike and seeing death potholes

all over the sidewalk. WTF. Anyway, go

talk to some Foreigners on stream now.

And all the stupid rules about garbage

disposal piss me off. Like, you can't put

your garbage in the garbage disposal area

unless it's the very day or the very night

before the garbage gets picked up, which

is so weird. Why does it matter?

So I had to come back today to pick up my

rubbish, put it back in my room so I can

take it out on Sunday so it gets picked

up on Monday. Why not just leave it there?

It's not like it's attracting rats and

stuff. It doesn't make any sense.

The problem is they just follow rules

blindly even though they don't make any

sense. How the hell is a load of empty

bottles gonna cause any problems? Why

can't I just leave it there? But no, I

have to come back to get rid of my stupid

rubbish. In Thailand,

you shove everything in a— in the green

bin that's near the elevator of the condo

building. Stupid garbage.

It's not my job.

Japan have like really weird ideas when it

comes to garbage disposal. Oh, we've got

to separate the bottles and separate the

cans. Can't they just get a machine to do

it? As if people are hand separating

all this stuff at big recycling plants.

They just pour it all into a machine that

separates it into different materials.

Don't understand. 2024 and you want us to

hand separate garbage? Give me a break.

Can't just make a— we've got rockets that

fly to the moon and you can't come up with

a machine that separates glass and plastic

and metal? What, you idiots or something?

What? It shouldn't be my job. I don't give

a shit about stupid garbage. I had to pay

for it. Shove it in the bin.

Get lost. Stupid garbage rules.

It's their job. They're the ones who are

getting paid to sort out the garbage.

I'm not a garbage Man,

so annoying.

Anyway,

the garbage thing is just very annoying,

but then if you're in a hotel, no one

cares. You just like shove the garbage

wherever you want in the bins. I don't

know where to go, it's going to get really

dark here. They can't even put some

lighting.

Stupid river.

Yeah, so last night, yesterday was pretty

interesting. Don't really know what to

talk about now, I'll just end up repeating

myself over and over.

I have some new revelations in life.

Where do you go where there's actually fun

Japanese people? Where they're not all shy

and timid and it's not a girls'

bar where you gotta pay them to talk to

you? Do they not exist or something?

Where do weird Japanese girls go?

Not weird, but like just Sociable,

outgoing. I think that just doesn't exist.

Sociable, outgoing, extroverted Japanese

girls? There's no such thing.

They're all like, oh, hasukashi, oh,

iidesu, mimi. Boring.

Even at the English meetup, you'd think,

oh, they're interested in talking in

English. They just sit there barely

saying anything. But the men, the men talk

a lot, but the women don't talk much.

I need like older women in their 30s or

40s who are not all— that's why I don't

like women. I think they were young,

those girls. No, wait, the first girl,

she was 34, so she's not even young.

The third— I mean, the second girl, she

looked much younger though. She sounded

very Americanized, but it was much more

fun talking to her. I don't know why

sometimes you just click or you don't

click with people, even if they're ugly or

attractive, it doesn't matter. I thought

if they're attractive I would be more

talkative, but there's like some kind of

chemistry that happens that decides

whether you click or not. And if you don't

click, it's really hard to talk to them.

And sometimes you just click with people

and it's really easy to talk to them. I

don't really know why. It's like a

compatibility issue.

I don't know, do you think if you click

with them, the sex would be really good?

That's what the clicking is for.

But then you might click with them, but

they don't feel like they clicked with

you, so it's not reciprocated.

But I go to a homo bar. Now I'm scared if

I got too drunk I would actually have gay

sex because

I was getting pretty horny and yearning

for touch when you get a lot of drinks and

it gets late in the night. Luckily there

weren't many girls at these bars. It was

mostly a sausage fest.

Why is

this road all muddy? Can't see anything,

it's so dark.

It's kind of embarrassing when I tell

people I do YouTube and they ask me what

my channel is and they click it And

there's all these thumbnails of me like

crying and stuff. It's kind of

embarrassing. I don't really— I mean, I do

want to tell them what I do, but I don't

want them to ask me what the channel is.

I hope they forgot what it was. The guy

didn't even have a YouTube account. He

just opened up YouTube and he was like,

show me your channel, and it said sign

in. Imagine not having a YouTube account.

Some people just don't watch YouTube at

all, I guess. What do they watch?

Apple TV.

So today, tomorrow, I'm just gonna rest.

Don't know what's next. We— I think we can

put this whole escaping from Osaka Saga

behind us. I feel pretty satisfied with

it. Next, I want to meet Hong Kong Guy,

if he's actually gonna come. He said see

you in May now,

because I feel like that could be fun if

he would meet up. But is— isn't he mad

at me? How is he not mad at me after

everything thing I said. It's been a few

years, so maybe he stopped really caring,

or maybe he's just really nice. But I said

some pretty mean things about him, didn't

I?

Well, not much I can do apart from saying

sorry.

I think Hong Kong guys, much better

person to hang out with. I realized that

after meeting certain people,

makes you kind of realize who are the good

eggs and who are the bad eggs.

Promise not to do it again. I don't know

what went wrong.

I don't really know what happened, why I

got— I didn't get angry at him.

I think I was kind of frustrated cuz the

videos we made together weren't really

getting views. I was like, oh, what's—

your great night was all a setup by

Chi-Chi. And the stalker to make you get

complacent. The stalker was actually the

bartender. Presents are the next. Keep

your butthole safe, Danny Boy. Are these

bats? Why are there bats here?

Are you gonna apologize to him on stream?

I apologize to him in DMs.

He said don't worry Well,

I lost my kettle and I lost my milk.

I lost a few things by running out.

It's not a massive loss. I've also lost my

money booking 3 nights at the hotel and

then just staying 2 nights. Well, it

wasn't too expensive, so it's okay.

I'll get a new kettle this time, a cheap

I still have 2 bottles of water, but I

could use some new water. I'm gonna

have to buy a bento tonight and some

pre-made coffee for tomorrow morning. I

thought maybe I'd pick up a kettle at

Umeda, but I was too tired. I got one

off Amazon.

I didn't fake anything. I don't know what

I just got worried after hearing certain

things, and I felt like it would be safer

if I just hid out, hid out in a hotel

for a while, but I feel pretty satisfied

now with answers I got from my intel

Don't know why, why you think it's fake.

Like, what, I faked the whole thing just

to run off to a hotel and blow loads of

money so I can get— I mean, I got 400,

nearly 400 viewers, but the stream still

has 6K views, same as all the other

streams. More people watch the stream

whilst it was live, but it's still— at the

end of the day, it's the same people. It

doesn't make any difference if they watch

it now or if they just click it later. So

imagine you've got a pool of 1,000 people

and all 1,000 people are watching the

stream, then you get 1,000 views. Or you

only get 100 viewers and then the other

900 watch after the stream's ended. It's

still 1,000 views.

So it doesn't really matter if 400 or 200

are watching because at the end of the day

it amounts to the same number of views.

So I'm not gaining anything by having 400

or 200 viewers. Yeah, it feels nicer to

have 400 viewers this because it makes you

feel like, wow, more people watching.

So I didn't gain anything because I just

blew a load of money. So why would I fake

something to lose money?

All the donos I made just go straight to

the hotel.

If I was profiting, then maybe it would

make sense to fake stuff. But I'm not even

professing.

Now, I don't know who the stalker is.

Guess we'll never know. The guy was

probably harmless. He was just doing a bit

of trolling. Doubt he would actually

do anything. He had the opportunity when I

was alone in the park.

The only annoying thing was I didn't

understand understand how he kept finding

out exactly where I was even when I had

the stream in my pocket. I think he could—