[2022-02-08] I Got REJECTED AGAIN - The End of Scotland... [4W7rfQPr5e8]

Have you seen my new place? This place is

huge. I decided

to go out with a bang in Scotland, and I

booked the biggest apartment— where's

that sound coming from?

I decided to book the biggest apartment in

this building, 750 square foot.

Space. It's got a luxury bathtub and big

bed.

It's way bigger than the first one I was

in.

I might do a little tour later in a minute

after we have a chat.

So I had to end the last stream early

because I had a date to go on. Not with

the Scottish girl. I had a date planned

with this Hong Kong Scottish girl. I'll

talk about her in a minute. But basically,

with the other Scottish girl,

um, not really much else happened.

She just wants me to delete the stream,

which I don't think I will. Because I

don't see why I should.

I mean, I could take down the stream. It

is within my power, but I'm gonna

do what's best for me and look out for

myself, so I think I'll leave it up.

I saw your Instagram story last night.

Yeah, if you follow my Instagram, you'll

see I went to a very fancy cocktail bar

with a Hong Kong lady,

but unfortunately I got rejected again,

so not great. I got rejected twice

in the same day by 2 different women, so

that's like a new record for me. How many

times can I get rejected in the same day?

What, what a disappointing trip Scotland's

been. I thought Manchester was

disappointing, but Jesus, Scotland has

been even more disappointing. Not even any

viewers wanted to meet up. I only got one

message from a girl who lives here, but

she didn't ask about meeting up.

It's like girls are scared to meet me,

but for some reason guys want to meet me.

I don't get it. Why are girls so scared to

meet me, but then guys are like, Daniel,

would you want to hang out? Let's meet up.

Hey, you're in my part of the world.

Why can't girls want to meet up like the

guys do?

Didn't you reject the Scottish girl?

No. The whole thing is still kind of weird

in my head. It just seems so— the

situation was so weird.

Like the way the guy just came up to me

and he was all smiling as if everything

was Normal.

Did she complain that you didn't remove

the stream? She just said, I don't want to

talk to you anymore unless you delete the

You know what the weirdest thing about it

is? That the guy never messaged me.

So apparently the guy wanted to meet me so

badly Then why didn't he message me? But

you know why he didn't message me? It's

because he knows that I wouldn't have

responded to him. Because anyone that's

been watching me for a decent amount of

time knows that I don't usually reply to

guys. The only reason— the only time I

would reply to a guy and meet up with them

is if they have a YouTube channel or

if I can get a good grasp of what kind of

person they're like. If it's just like

some random person who messages me and I

have no idea who they are, don't know what

they look like, don't know what they're

like in person, and they seem

kind of shady, then no, I'm not going to

meet them. The guys I met in the past, I

met them because I felt comfortable with

them. I've seen them on camera, I've

spoken to them in voice chat before, and

they just didn't give me creep vibes.

That's why I did decided to meet them.

Any guy who watches my channel should know

that I'm not just going to meet up with

random male viewers. So he knows that,

doesn't he? Obviously he must do, which is

why he never tried messaging me himself.

But it's just really sketchy how he gets

his— I don't know if they're considered

boyfriend and girlfriend, but I just find

it really sketch that he gets his

girlfriend to to get, to get me

out to meet them. It's just really weird.

The Hong Kong guy didn't come on to you?

What, in like a G-A-Y way? I honestly,

I thought the Hong Kong guy was weird.

The very first time I met the Hong Kong

guy, he instantly gave me like, I don't

know, Down syndrome vibes. He was just

weird. He kept saying to Chihiro how

beautiful she was. It's like, ah,

Chihiro, kirei desu ne. When we first met,

it was so weird in the immigration center.

The only reason I decided to meet him

again was because I kind of felt like he

was harmless and he could be useful for

making content,

and he was, you know, physically strong to

help me move the love doll around.

But I need to feel comfortable with the

person before I meet up with them, unless

it's a girl. If it's a girl, then I feel

like the rewards to risk ratio are worth

Risking it for the biscuit.

Oh, thanks, topless. Was that Alan guy one

of these normie guys determined to reform

you or force you to be social? I got that

impression. I don't know, I got these kind

of— I got a very weird vibe

from him. He wasn't, he wasn't awkward.

Or quiet like cesium was. But then he

was just like way too casual in that kind

of situation. He was just way too as if

nothing was weird about the situation. He

just acted so what's the

word? Nonchalantly. Is that the word?

Like he got what he wanted, which was to

to shake my hand and meet me. Even if it

meant using his girl to trick me into

coming out. That's what it felt like. And

maybe it's just my misunderstanding,

maybe they never had that intention, but

for me personally, that's what it felt

Just the way they were so casual about it,

it was creepy.

So I told her that honestly I

wanted to meet her because, you know, I

found her physically attractive.

Otherwise I wouldn't have met her. Well,

I wouldn't have wanted to meet her. And

then she was like, I had no idea because

you never talked to me in like a flirty

way.

How did she message you if you blocked

her? Because I, I unblocked her during the

stream, didn't I, to get— see what she had

to say about it.

Please give me your opinion on Doge and

AMC. Isn't that like a year-old AMC?

AMC's dead. The hype's gone.

Oh, thanks, Mio. Just got meet ladyboys in

Thailand. You will love it. Well,

maybe Thailand could be somewhere to go

this year. First, I'm going to London to

meet a girl. She started messaging me

after this whole thing happened, and she

said we could meet in London when I, when

I get there. So maybe that'll be good.

And she's seen this whole recent drama,

so she understands what I'm looking for.

So hopefully there's no misunderstandings

and she's not like gonna bring a guy. Oh,

by the way, I brought my younger brother.

He's a big fan of you for 5 years. Hope

that's okay. No, it's not okay. I don't

want to meet bloody guys.

Yeah, this girl that I'm going to meet in

London, she's real because I was chatting

to her last year, but But then she kind of

disappeared for a while. She said, you

know, she got kind of creeped

out by some stuff, but then she thought

maybe it's just misunderstanding. I don't

So then after I ended the stream Yesterday

I went to this cocktail bar and I met this

Hong Kong girl for a date, and it was

probably the best date I've had in ages.

Out of all the dates I had recently, this

was definitely one of the best dates ever.

And she was quite cute as well, just like

a 100% Chinese-looking girl but with

a Scottish accent. And I, I felt like I

did really good on the date. I felt like I

was quite chatty and I asked a lot of

questions. And I even chatted to the

waitress. I felt like I was a completely

different person, and I even paid for the

bill. And we had 3

cocktails each. They're really nice, and

they were very fancy ones. It had smoke on

it and flames coming out of it, and I

was getting vibes from when I, when I met

Mida. I had these similar vibes know,

getting drunk, laughing and talking, and

it was really good. And then I said, do

you want to go somewhere else? And then

she said, okay. So I thought, oh, we're

going to go to another bar, or we're going

to go do something or go somewhere.

We ended up just going out and then going

to the castle, standing around for 2

minutes, and then heading back to where—

heading back to the street where my place

is. And then she said, well, my bus stop

is here. And then I quickly went,

do you want to come back to my place? And

I grabbed her arm like that. I said, do

you want to come back to my place? And she

said no. And then she left. I felt so

depressed. And to make matters worse, I

stepped on something, and then I could

feel like a lump on the bottom of my shoe,

and I stupidly tried to I tried

to take it off with my fingers and it was

like soft, and then I sniffed my fingers

and it smelled like poop. I stepped in dog

poop and then I touched it, and then the

whole time I was desperately rubbing my

fingers to get the smell off and I kept

smelling my fingers. I don't know if she

saw me smelling my fingers. It kept

smelling like dog poop. I can't believe I

touched dog poop.

Hi Daniel, would you ever come to Ukraine?

I could show you around Kyiv and help you

meet girls. Smiley face. Isn't Ukraine

gonna have a war with Russia? So then

after the day, I messaged her this.

She still hasn't unmatched me. I'm just

wondering when she's gonna unmatch me. So

I said, I had fun today. I'd like to meet

again. If you're not interested, then no

worries. She said, I had a nice time too.

It was nice meeting you. Thank you for the

drinks. I don't really see us advancing

romantically. I really hope you have more

fun exploring Edinburgh and find what

you're looking for.

I thought I had this one in the bag. I did

so well on the date,

and we talked about Attack on Titan and

anime and Japan and traveling to Japan,

talked a bit about stocks, investing.

I don't know how I blew it.

I have this theory that whenever I tell

girls that I go to Japan every year for

half a year, and I keep— I don't really

stay in one place, I keep moving around.

And I don't really work. I think that

really turns off a lot of girls.

What do you think? Because these girls are

probably looking for relationships, and

why would they want to get into a

relationship with a guy who doesn't stay

in one place and he keeps moving to Japan

and coming back? Unless they're also

interested in just like traveling the

world and not really doing anything. But

most people are not like that. They have

jobs and family and friends. They want to

stay in one place. Most people in the

world, they just want to stay in one

place. Am I weird because I never want to

stay in one place? I get bored of the same

place so quickly. I'm already bored of

Scotland.

I don't know how people just— I asked her,

how long have you lived in Scotland? She

was like, oh, my whole life. I've never

lived anywhere else apart from the place

where I've lived in my whole life. And I

just, I feel like, really, isn't that

really boring?

But it seems like most people are like

that. They just grow up as kids in

one area and then they just stay there for

the rest of their lives because they've

got the whole network around. They've got

their family and their friends, and then

they get a job there. And then they make

friends and co-workers, and it's like

they're, they're rooted down.

I think I've got to stop tedding goals

that I just keep moving about.

Then I don't know what to say. Do I say,

yeah, I've been living in Scotland for 5

years? When I tell them I just moved here

and I'm not sure if I'm gonna stay, I'm

staying in hotels, or I want to go to

Japan as soon as it opens, It's like it

instantly makes them lose interest.

No girls just want to live casually in

different areas.

I think that is one of the main reasons

why I keep getting rejected. What do

you think? You look

like a child. Well, if they don't like the

way I look, then why did they match me?

Because my— I've got a lot of photos on my

dating profiles. I've got photos where you

can see my whole body. I've got photos

where I've got different lengths of hair.

So I think I paint a pretty

accurate portrayal of what I look like in

my pictures. Okay, maybe I, I do a bit of

editing to edit out some spots or some

scars, but I don't have those spots or

scars anymore because they heal. I usually

have a spot in a different place.

It's just weird because I never had this

problem in Japan. It's like Japanese women

don't care because I am a foreigner in

Japan. It's just kind of obvious that,

yeah, I'm here short-term. I don't have a

job because I'm a tourist.

So I'm a bit disappointed that that Hong

Kong girl date didn't work out. I thought

she was quite cute. I think another

problem is Chinese girls because they're

like super traditional.

They're super traditional and they

obey what their parents say. I feel like

for Chinese girls, they want the approval

of their parents so much that when they're

thinking of a guy to date, not really

thinking what they want. They're more

thinking what their parents would want,

aren't they? It's why I never really had

any interest in, in like Chinese girls,

because I feel like they've got such

strict and tight family restrictions

that it would just make it impossible for

a guy like me to have any chance.

And then if she meet— if she brings me

back to her house and then the family are

like, so what do you do, Daniel? Oh, I do

nothing. I can't tell them what I actually

do, can I?

I don't think my height is a problem

because I'm way taller than any of these

girls.

The thing I liked about Chihiro was she

was willing to just abandon her family for

me. When Chihiro told her mum about me for

the first time, her mum was really against

us being together. When we announced that

we were going to get married, her mum was

like, you better not marry him. If you

marry him, then you're out of the family.

And her mum basically disowned her. But

Chihiro stood by me and chose my side.

Not a lot of girls would do that, I feel.

So I wasted £40 on

that cocktail bar. It was a nice cocktail

bar, the drinks were good. I got some

Scottish money because I paid the whole

bill, but she wouldn't let me pay the

whole bill, so she gave me some cash.

Scottish money is weird. They've got their

own special pictures on the notes.

They've got fish on it.

He's only 5'5. I'm not, I'm 5'9.

I just— I felt really good about the date

and I thought things were going well and I

liked her and I was in a good mood so I

wanted to pay the bill. So I paid the bill

when she went to the toilet, and then she

came back, but she wouldn't let me.

And I touched her quite a lot. Maybe it

was weird, but when we left the bar,

I was like touching her hair, and I gave

her a massage. I don't think she liked it.

I just— I couldn't help myself. I haven't

touched a girl in such a long time.

You need to get Chihiro back. I think

she's got a new guy. She— I don't know if

you follow her Instagram, but she put— she

recently put new photos where she's on

some island, and it looks like a romantic

island that you'd go to with a lover.

It's like a very tropical-looking sunny

island. I don't know if she'd go

there. She's not alone because someone's

taking her photo.

You're getting trolled in Scotland.

Meanwhile, Aussie guy pounding Chi Chi

right now. No, it's not Aussie guy.

Aussie guy's probably banged like 20

people this week. Why would Aussie guy get

with Chihiro, who's like 40+, when he can

easily get girls in their 20s?

Also, another clue that makes me believe

Chihiro has a boyfriend now is— so I got

her an Apple Watch for her birthday last

year, and she was wearing the Apple Watch.

You can see it in her photos. But then

after April, all of her photos after

April, she went back to wearing her analog

watch. So I don't know if she broke

it or she sold it or she stopped wearing

it because it's kind of weird to wear a

gift you got from your ex-husband when you

have a new boyfriend. The new boyfriend

might know about me and then might have

told her to stop wearing it. So she

stopped wearing the Apple Watch. I don't

know what she did with it. Cost me £600,

that Apple Watch. Stupid Japanese

lockdown basically ruined any chances

of us getting back together.

Well, at least she's not showing this new

boyfriend because that'd be a bit annoying

if we find out who this new boyfriend is.

If he's white, I'd be pretty pissed off.

If he's Japanese, I'd be like, ah, okay,

she found her own people, that's fine. If

it's like some foreigner who knows me,

then that'll just be weird. My viewer

stole my ex-wife from me.

I don't know what kind of guy she'd get

with. Would it be a viewer? Would it be

like some random person she met at a bar?

Also, I don't know why she keeps posting

to Instagram. It's like she's trying to

show how happy and great her life is now.

Why? Why is it important to do that?

What is she trying to prove? Okay,

you're happy, great, you found someone,

and I'm miserable and alone and depressed.

You win if you think this is like a

competition.

Yeah, I took a gamble and I made a bet

that leaving the marriage would be for the

best, and it ended up— turns out that it

wasn't a great idea, and now I'm

suffering. So,

are you happy?

She wants to make you jealous, but why?

She uses her Instagram because people like

having Instagrams uploading to them.

Yeah, if you're like 20 years old and

I don't know,

it's just weird. And then all the people

who follow her Instagram, it's not like

they're her friends or people she knows.

They're just people who know of her

because it was on my channel.

You don't see, you don't see me that with

an Instagram to like appeal to my viewers.

You don't see, uh, Turkish Girl or

Tomoko posting pictures to social media

and stuff. Well, Tomoko did for a bit on

YouTube.

It's just weird she cares about showing

pictures to my viewers.

With the Scottish girl, her male friend

was there because you could be someone

dangerous. Why would I be dangerous?

I, I was staying in a hotel that has a

reception and 24-hour CCTV. How stupid

would I have to be to bring back a girl to

a room that is 24-hour covered by

CCTV from the outside, not from the

inside, and then commit acts of violence

and then think I would be able to get away

with it? I would have to be the dumbest

person in the world.

It's not like I lured her to some

back-alley shed that has no people nearby.

It was a really public hotel. Lots of

people, lots of staff. It's the safest

place you could be. How am I a danger?

Look at my arms. Do you think I can

overpower anyone with these sticks?

Focus on your video game. I feel like

giving up on the game because girls don't

care about video games. I told the Hong

Kong girl on the date that I'm not

working, but I'm learning how to make

video games and I'm learning to code. And

I'm working on a game. And she just didn't

show any interest. She obviously wasn't

impressed, which— I don't know why she

said, I don't feel like we would advance

romantically. Based off what? Because I

don't have a job? Because I keep moving

around? Because the way I look?

Because I'm like this? My mannerisms are

weird? When I

get nervous, I don't know, I do these

weird head bobs.

I need to like calm down a bit, stop being

so twitchy. I get very twitchy

when I'm on a date,

especially if I get drunk. I start like

doing weird things with my wrist

and my hand. I start like doing rotational

things with it. I don't know why.

I don't know why she wouldn't find me

attractive because I don't want to sound

like I'm blowing my own trumpet. But I'm

definitely more attractive than she is,

that Hong Kong girl. The Hong Kong girl is

like a very average-looking Chinese girl.

I reckon I'm better looking than she is.

Just saying.

And I've been on dates with better-looking

Japanese women who liked me back,

and I definitely make more money than she

does. She said she works in a shop, in

like a souvenir shop. How much money do

you think you'd make if you work in a

souvenir shop? I'm not sure if she's the

manager or if she's just a sales

assistant. Probably £9 an hour.

But then I told her I don't work, so she

probably thinks I don't make any money.

I said I do stocks as well. I said

when the COVID thing happened, the market

crashed, and I put in all my money and I

made a nice amount.

So I don't know, what am I doing wrong?

Maybe I need to, I need to change my

My, my lifestyle, I guess, is not

appealing to a lot of people.

Why would you tell her you don't work?

Because what am I gonna say,

that I make weird videos on YouTube and

I just sit around streaming for hours and

hours moaning about why life sucks?

Yeah, she's gonna be so impressed. She

wants— what she wants to hear is something

like, I'm Oh, I'm, I'm a research

consultant at BNF Institutions,

or I'm a dentist. Oh, I work

at the optical surgery.

Anything really, something that she can

understand. I started telling her about

the petrol station night shift, and she

was pretty interested. I told her about

the time I got robbed Some guy busted in

demanding the vodka and tobacco.

So when I started telling about the petrol

station and the weird stuff that happened

there, she seemed more interested than

when I told her about my stupid video

I feel like telling girls that you make

games is not really that great either,

because they think, oh, games? Isn't that

for kids? Isn't that just what children

do? Not what adults do?

Maybe I could say I, I'm— I develop

websites. I'm a programmer.

Ah, it's just so annoying. I never had to

worry about this before.

As soon as they start asking me about what

do I do— what do you do in life?

What is your existence if you had to sum

up your existence in one sentence?

Oh, I go to Japan every year and I don't

actually do anything. And I'm not studying

anything because I can't be bothered,

and I have no idea what to do with my

life. That's why I keep getting rejected.

Now I'm just wondering when she's going to

unmatch me.

It's kind of awkward now because she

showed me where she works and it's not

far, so I can't, I can't go to the

castle now because she works around that

area and it would just be so awkward if I

walked past her and she saw me.

I, I'll never go to that Edinburgh Castle

now. I wanted to go there with that

Scottish girl on the date.

She said, why would I want to go on a— why

would I want to date you when I'm dating

Alan? I don't know. If you're dating Alan,

then why did you keep messaging me? And

then why'd you keep phoning me? And why

did you keep sending pictures to me? Is it

my fault that I misunderstood?

Well, the nice thing is it seems like most

people, most people were on my side when I

look at the comments on the last

livestream.

Because usually everyone says I'm the

idiot and it's my fault and I was wrong,

but I got quite a lot of support. So

thanks, guys.

It's what I keep trying to say. I, I am

the victim in most of these cases. Like

the Tomoko case, I got lied to and

catfished, but people were all against

me back then. And then with the Chihiro

thing, everyone took Chihiro's side and

they're all attacking me all the time.

Even though Chihiro started cheating on me

before I did.

Get on VRChat. But isn't VRChat full of

kids? I just feel kind of weird talking

and then there's just squeaky voice kids.

What if I'm unknowingly chatting to like

14-year-old girls?

I kept trying to defend myself and explain

the situation,

but back then it's like people just

refused to listen to me and they just

wanted to— they wanted me to be the bad

guy that they could hate on. Because yeah,

Chihiro is way more likable than I am.

I'm not very good at winning popularity

contests, which is why I'm like a failed

YouTuber. If I was so great at

manipulating people into liking me, then

my bloody channel wouldn't have died,

would it? And I wouldn't have been like

the loser kid at school.

See how, how much of a detriment it is to

have bad social skills?

Oh well,

maybe this time people showed support

because we could actually hear the girl

and see the reality. Yeah, maybe it

did help. She really wants me to take the

stream down.

What's she so scared of?

Scottish girls poo say smells like haggis.

Yuck.

Maybe, maybe I said something in the

stream that, that makes her a bit

worried, that she doesn't want people to

find out about, that would get her in

trouble with a certain person.

I kept saying Chihiro cheated on me first,

and then she kept saying, oh, that doesn't

matter because we weren't married. You

cheated on me when we were married, so it

makes it different. How does it make it

different?

Married or not married, it's still

cheating.

So I'm leaving Scotland in a few days.

I'm going on this train. It's like a

first-class luxury sleeper train.

Then I'm going to London. Hopefully I meet

this other girl. And if

things go well.

And then I'm going home. I might do some

souvenir shopping. It'd be nice if I can

go home and bring back a load of gifts.

What should I get? I could get— I don't

know, my family don't drink whisky. Maybe

I'll get my mum— they have these big kind

of red Scottish tartan Tartan

poncho things like a blanket. Maybe my mum

would like that, but she's probably got

something like that already. Those

cashmere things. Maybe I'll have a look

get some gifts.

Do, do it like Japanese style. It's very

Japanese when you go to a different part

of this country, you always come back with

souvenirs.

What do you think? Maybe I'll get some

haggis. I don't know if they've tried

haggis. What do you think would be a good

gift? Shortbread is kind of boring because

it's very normal. It's not very special.

But going to that cocktail bar, it did

kind of open my eyes a little bit and made

me think, actually, bars are quite nice

and people are very friendly and nice

and in a good mood. I reckon if it was

more of a casual setting, less of like a

luxury seated setting. Yeah,

maybe it's not that difficult to meet

people and just start chatting to

strangers. You got some drinks, it's not

that awkward. Maybe I'm, I'm really

missing out by avoiding this.

Just make Kim feed you, Bellend. What was

that weird distortion? Make her

tea? No, I refuse. I would never make

people tea unless it's my girlfriend or

wife. I happily made Chihiro coffee every

morning. No, every dinner. After dinner,

I would always make coffee. She, she would

do the cooking, and then I would do the

washing up, and then I'd make her coffee,

and I'd give her a massage.

That was like our routine.

My— when we came back for Christmas,

I carried on making coffee for Chihiro,

and my mum was so shocked. She said to

Chihiro, wow, Daniel must really love you

because he's making you coffee. He never

makes anyone coffee. It's true.

I reserve making coffee and drinks for For

my special lady, not for peasants.

Play VRChat and get some VR bitches.

But then don't I have to talk to people?

I tried VR thing before, it was like a

cinema room. Back when the whole Trump

thing was happening. I went into a room

and there was this guy trying to give a

lecture about why Trump's bad, and he had

like his computer screen displayed in the

VR room, and he was, he was giving this

presentation. He had all these points and

people were sitting around a campfire

listening to him, and then he'd go around

the campfire asking people what they

think. And then he came around to me, he

asked me what my thoughts were, and I

said, uh, I'm English, so I don't really

It was just really awkward. I didn't

really feel like I wanted to chat to

It's not that I hate talking to people,

it's just I'm scared. It can be very

awkward. I find

it really difficult to keep the

conversation flowing, and people

ask me stuff hoping that it will lead to

me talking and saying something, and then

I end up just killing the conversation.

So one of the things a Hong Kong girl

asked me was, tell me, what was the

weirdest thing that happened to you in

Japan? There were so many weird things

that happened to me in Japan that I

couldn't say. Like, oh, I got married

to a woman that I met on Tinder, and I had

a sex doll, and my YouTube channel blew

up, and I slept with some viewers, and

then she found out, and then I got some

fish. I couldn't say any of that stuff,

so I just said, uh, one time I went to a

club, and then I got bored, and I sat

outside all night. Waiting for the first

train to come. It was

so awkward.

I was desperately trying to think of some

funny weird thing that happened to me in

Japan that wasn't like sex doll stuff.

The drinks at the cocktail bar were really

nice. The first one I had was this whiskey

It was like whiskey and some fruits in it.

And then the second one I had was this

apple pie— apple pie whiskey

thing. It had cinnamon sprinkled on top.

It was like drinking an apple pie. It was

really good. And then the third one I had

was this coffee martini.

It was okay. It just tasted like black

coffee. The apple one was good. And the

whiskey was good.

People are here because you say those

weird things. People in real life will

like it as well. Yeah, she would have

laughed and found it weird and

interesting, but then she would have been

freaked out. I can't tell her that I was

married and got divorced and that I

cheated like 5 billion times.

Are you still angry at the Scottish girl?

I don't know, it does sound like she

didn't intend for those things to happen.

I don't know, I still feel confused about

There's a sweet shop on Princess Street

that sells Wonka bars.

What's a Wonka bar? Yeah, maybe some

Scottish-themed snacks would be good.

It's just annoying I can't tell 90% of

my funny stories. Oh, I could have told

her the time I went to the park with a

Japanese guy and then he sucked me off.

I tried to stay clear of anything sexual

because I don't want them to think I'm a

creep.

My stomach hurts. I think I touched dog

poo and then I licked my finger. I washed

my hands, but I could still smell the dog

poo.

And the dog poo was on my shoe still this

morning. I had to take my shoe off and

then scrub it under the sink with soap.

Stupid dog poo.

I wonder if she could smell it. What if

she thought I shit myself? The smell was

pretty strong. I don't know if she noticed

my fingers smelt like poo. I hope she

didn't think it was coming from me.

Ah, my new place is really nice though.

It's called And so all these pictures on

the wall, you see all this?

Apparently some Scottish guy called

Alistair Mac— MacAllister

Dunnet lived here, and he was the,

the lead editor of some Scottish

newspaper. From 1950 until 1975.

There's a thing over here, it says—

it says

Alistair McTavish Dunnett used

to live here, and he was the lead editor

for some newspaper, and some other big

shots in the newspaper industry lived in

these buildings, which is why it's called

the Editor's Suite. It's called Editor's

Apartment.

Pretty interesting.

Impress a girl with your new place. I wish

I could bring a girl back here. Actually,

thank God she didn't come back with me

yesterday because my room in the previous

place smelled so bad. I had rotting food

and garbage in there for a week from my

I opened the door and the smell just hit

me in the face. I feel sorry for the

cleaners. Because I left that place in a

dump. All my dirty plates and pots in the

sink. I had leftover chili in the fridge.

I'm not cleaning it. I paid for the

cleaning in the cost of the hotel.

Why did you start streaming so late?

Because,

um,

I don't know, I was just a bit tired. I

went to get food.

It's very tiring having to go from hotel

to hotel. I was sitting at McDonald's for

Is this Scottish girl you saw yesterday or

another girl? I— yesterday I saw

2 Scottish girls. One was the viewer who

brought that guy, and then the second

Scottish girl was this Hong Kong girl that

I met on Bumble. I feel like she's

unmatched me now.

No, she still hasn't unmatched me.

She was really nice, really friendly.

I'll be sad when she unmatches me.

Did I get banned on Tinder?

No. I can't keep up with your hotels.

Yeah, this is my 3rd apartment hotel.

It's the best one.

Give you a tour. My trousers falling

Do you like the tour? What if I bring the

computer with me?

Oh, the wire is not long enough.

So over here we have the door.

Wait, I'm out of breath.

I could just do this.

What if I do this?

Yeah, so there is the sofa.

TV is in a bit of a weird place. It's too

far to the window.

And this is the window. They've put this

kind of glass frame around

the original window, I guess for

insulation.

That's outside.

Very quiet in Scotland during

the night.

That's the Union Jack.

The size of these rooms in Scotland are

huge. Look at the height of the ceiling.

The ceiling is so high up. That's why

I look really small. People keep saying

Daniel looks so small because the ceiling

is so high up. These doors are huge,

like built for 6-foot-tall men.

These doors are so much bigger than the

doors I have back at home.

And all the kitchen appliances are really

nice. They all have this same kind of

look, this white and chrome look.

I like the Nespresso machine. The kettle

is really cool. All the kitchen knives are

white as well.

That's the oven.

Are these real, these peacock things?

And then this is— I hope I don't lose

connection. Connection should actually get

stronger here. So there's like this weird

random door here. I don't know if it has

some kind of meaning. It looks like a

broken door they just left there, but it,

it's fixed into the wall like

it's a piece of art.

There's this medallion on it,

fire resisting,

fancy key lock.

And this is the bathroom/toilet.

It's really nice, got automatic lights,

towels, a little heater, radiator.

I like the way they've put newspaper They

put newspaper on the floor. It's not real

newspaper, it's like a newspaper marble

design because it's editor's room, isn't

it? With the famous Alistair McTavish

from the Sunday Scottish Scotsman

newspaper. The mirror.

Invite your dates over? I can never get

them to come. When the Scottish Hong Kong

girl tried to leave, I said, don't you

want to come? Do you want to come to my

place? She said no.

Look at this toilet.

You're not gonna have anyone over? I wish

I could. It'd be fun to share this with

someone. It's kind of sad having such

a nice place you don't have anyone to

enjoy it with. But since I'm so

unappealing to women,

I can't even get a second date.

And this is the bedroom. It's got a

bathtub in the bedroom, which is

interesting.

It's like one of those fancy feet— feet

legs bathtub.

Wow, that's where I'm gonna be making

love with my hand.

That's where the magic happens. I might

have a bath tonight. Might as well enjoy

it. These windows are huge.

And this is the living room. Can you

imagine living here? It would be so fancy

to come back home from work, relax on the

sofa.

Look at

this. Oh, this is nice.

Oh, this is a nice sofa.

I could get used to this.

Did you ever receive the income that was

late? No, I'm still waiting

for them to chase up on it.

The sofa doesn't look comfortable. It's

really squishy. It— you kind of sink into

it. It is nice. It's quite relaxing.

Can you imagine just sitting here after

work? Ah. With a Scotch

whiskey and a fine cigar.

Look at the TV. You can watch TV. This is

a 60— it looks like 60 inches.

So that's a 60-inch TV. It's huge,

but it's kind of centered too far to the

left. It would be nicer if it was more to

the right. I never use the TV in hotels.

What am I gonna watch on TV? I watch all

my stuff. I watch is on YouTube. Hard days

work. Doing my

OnlyFans photoshoot.

Internet's pretty good here. Tell us about

how you lost your virginity. Panic this,

panic this. I lost my virginity when.

I went to Japan to meet a Japanese girl,

and then I ended up cheating on her with

this Korean woman.

This Korean woman, she came to the guest

house that I was staying at with her

friend, and we almost instantly clicked.

We just— I don't know how we met, how we

started talking at first, but we just

started to hang out together and then

having lunch together, and then she would

make me dinner. And then one night she

came, knocked on my door, she came into my

room, and we just had sex.

It wasn't weird. There was no talking.

I, I don't know how they do this, this

apartment, because I think that

every room in this building is owned. By

them. But all the rooms are

really fancy and they're full of— and

they're completely decked out in really

nice furniture and things

like kitchen utensils and pots and

kettles, fancy looking ones. They've all

got these huge TVs, really nice fittings

in inside.

It must have cost them a fortune to get

all this ready and prepared.

That's some serious investment,

and it's not even that expensive. It's

like £80 a night.

Yeah, 2, 2 weeks, maybe £1,100. It's not

really, really expensive.

Ah, it's just a shame.

Beautiful apartment is such a waste if

you have to Suffer alone.

I'd love to have my own place like this.

Where am I moving next? I'm going to

Going to London and then back home.

I feel a bit proud of myself. To be

honest, because I suffered my whole 20s

living, roughing it out in these guest

houses that had 100 people sharing the

same shower rooms and toilets and

kitchens. I never imagined that one day

I'd be able to afford to just live in

these kind of fancy apartments. It always

just seemed like I would never be able to

afford it. I'd always have to live in some

horrible guest house.

But then I made such great memories at the

guest houses, and then in these

apartments, I just— it's just full of

loneliness.

I think a lot of people would prefer the

guesthouse experience with laughter and

friends and girlfriends,

sex, company.

I was tempted to try staying at a

guesthouse, but It's just you

get used to this kind of comfort and it's

really hard to, to live without it.

I don't know what I'd do at a guest house,

just sit in the living area room again.

I'd look like a weirdo just sitting there

on my laptop. People wouldn't come up to

me and then I wouldn't be able to do

anything like streaming or making videos

or watching stuff unless I

had headphones.

Well, not going to be here for long, so I

have to enjoy it. Wow, my MacBook

is hot. Thanks for trolling us

the other day. What do you mean trolling?

People trying to accuse me of faking it.

Why would I fake stuff? You know, every

time I fake stuff, I always just admit it

was fake. So why would

this one time be any different? If it was

fake, I would have just said, yeah, it was

fake. She was just some viewer who

rescripted the whole thing.

No, it's not

fake. It's real.

It's just— I'm fed up of keeping

my mouth shut now. Because I tried to

change and become a better person and not

have these livestream rants and rages

after some girl rejects me.

But then I just started to think, why?

Why should I keep quiet about it?

It's furthering benefit. What about my

benefit?

What is the ultimate meaning of life?

Ultimate meaning of life is— I

Depends who you ask.

I wish when that other girl in Manchester

friend-zoned me, I wish I went live

afterwards and just had a massive rant.

People think they can make me keep my

mouth shut.

Meaning of life is to enjoy it because

we're not gonna be here long.

Why did the Scottish girl think you just

wanted to be friends? I have no idea why

these girls who message me from my channel

think that I want to be friends or

think that I just want to be friends.

Like that Manchester girl, she said, I

never wanted to date you.

Then why did you fucking message me then?

She said, oh, I just wanted to share

intimacy and be friends and be close,

but I never wanted to date you.

Maybe I just have to make it more clear

that I'm not interested in friendship.

Friendship is not what I'm looking for. I

want something more intimate and more,

more passionate.

The fuck is share intimacy? She said she

wanted to be like— I think she means like

best girlfriends, you know, like

girlfriends share secrets and have

sleepovers and confined,

confined in each other,

and they're like sisters. I feel like she

wanted that, but with me. It felt like she

was treating me like a gay guy. You know,

like how girls have gay guy friends and

they're like gal pals and they

don't feel any kind of sexual tension or

any kind of sexual threat from the guy

because he's gay? So they feel safe

getting into bed with him and stuff.

That's what she saw me as. I felt so

insulted when I realized.

Yeah, it's a fake anime wig. If I get

100 likes, I'll take it off.

And stop making fun of my haircut.

Because if you think my haircut looks

silly, then you're basically saying 90% of

guys in Asia look silly. Because in Japan,

every guy has this kind of haircut. It's

not weird. It's just you're close-minded

and you obviously have never spent any

time in Asia. So maybe if

you traveled the world a little bit, then

you wouldn't think things are weird.

It's, it's like the most common hairstyle

in Japan.

Do you live under a rock if you think that

every guy has a Western-looking hairstyle?

Better than those stupid

pretentious-looking hairstyles where they

shave all the sides and they have like wax

and make the top fluff up. Or like that

stupid pop star guy.

I hate that hairstyle. So many guys do

that hairstyle. It looks stupid.

The fade. I hate

those fade hairstyles.

Probably just insulted everyone's

hairstyle here.

I would look so stupid with a fade and

shaved sides. Can you imagine it? I'd look

so weird.

You need purpose that isn't women. I have

other purposes. It's called,

um, entertaining my audience on YouTube,

which is like my job.

It's pretty much my number one purpose.

I've left women and marriages in order to

carry on being able to entertain my

audience. Why do you think I got divorced?

Am I worried about going bald? No.