Going to Dennys in Japan ALONE - Japan Vlog

Hello?

Hello?

I'm hungry. Is anyone else hungry?

Is anyone else there?

So today's mission, we're going to try and

find a restaurant that I can enter.

And we shall eat food because

I feel kind of disappointed about

yesterday when I wanted to go into a

restaurant but I couldn't. So we'll

try again today,

but we seem to be at some kind of park

Oh, there's a Lawson over there.

The sun's setting.

It's pretty busy right now. Everyone's

going home from work, from school.

And it's slightly windy, so it's not great

streaming conditions. Too many

people, sun's blinding me, and it's windy,

and there's a lot of traffic,

so we're not off to a great start.

I'm not really sure which way to go.

Where are the restaurants? The kind

of restaurant I'm looking for is the place

where they have a ticket machine and you

can just order your food with a machine

instead of having to talk to the person

who works there. I saw one of those

yesterday, that tempura place.

Maybe I should have started the stream

right before I found the restaurant.

We're gonna be walking around for a long

time before we find somewhere good.

We'll just walk aimlessly, see if we can

find a good place, or we

can go into this park.

Look at this guy walking. He's like he's

Ba dum bum ba dum. I used 2.5

gigabytes of data on yesterday's

livestream. The 4-hour livestream cost

me 2.5 gigabytes, and I only have 30

gigabytes for this week.

Oh look, there's something over there. Is

that Skia? Oh, we're going to Skia.

I'm fine with a skier because you can just

walk in there and then you use the ticket

machine, hand over the ticket, you sit

down, you eat. Nice. I was

worried we were gonna walk around for an

hour trying to look for a restaurant.

Nice find, guys. My hair's all fucked up

because of the wind. I straightened it

nice and straight before I came out and it

was looking— it was looking perfect. And

then I walked out and the wind just messed

Doesn't look too bad, I guess.

No one cares anyway. Only I care.

No one else cares, do they?

I used to come to this park with my

ex-Korean girlfriend.

There was this one time when she was angry

with me and she rode her bicycle here,

and I followed behind her to see

where she was going, and she came here,

and I was just riding my bike. Bicycle

right behind her, trying not to be seen by

her. She said she

knew I was following her.

What's that

Not many people

today. Is there only five of you watching?

Jesus Christ!

Nearly five thousand subscribers and. And

all I get is 6 people watching. Sucks.

Time zones. I hate time zones.

Where's that skier place? I think it was

over there.

I wonder if I livestreamed on YouNow,

would I get more watchers?

Or if I streamed on Twitch? But no one

knows me on Twitch, so I would have zero

watchers anyway.

Where's that skier place? I think it was

this way. Oh shit, do I have money?

I think it's really late in America,

maybe midnight or 1 AM.

Come on, where are the American peeps?

The majority of my subscriber base.

This isn't even Japanese money. I don't

know what kind of money this is.

Do I need coins or can I use notes?

It's really tricky doing livestreaming in

Japan and doing it at a reasonable

time for American people. Around now is a

good time for me because it's in the

evening. I guess the best time would be

midday in Japan, but I'm sleeping then.

What time is it in the UK? I guess it's

around 10 AM UK.

Anyone from the UK?

Oh, we lost Skier, but we found

McDonald's. I don't want to go to

McDonald's. Where did the Skier place go?

I swear it was over here.

Oh, it's behind us. Okay, let's cross

the road and then double back. We're going

to a restaurant.

I've never been to a restaurant by myself

in my entire life. 28 years on planet

Earth, and this is going to be a

first-time experience.

No, no, no, no, no.

Osakaにいるって知ってるじゃん。まい。 Crossing

the road. Look at the McDonald's,

it looks so cute, the building.

I don't want to go into the restaurant

just yet. I want to wait until there's

more people. Can we get 50 people

like yesterday again?

We'll walk down here a bit more until— I'm

not that hungry actually. It's only 5:30,

but I haven't eaten anything today.

I woke up at 1 PM. I was so sleepy.

I woke up at 10 AM and then I fell asleep

again, and I woke up at 11, and then I

fell asleep again, and then I woke up at 1

PM.

Yesterday was pretty popular. 50 to 60

people is quite a lot for me. Usually it's

around 30.

The most I ever had was about 90 people

watching a livestream. That was when I

clickbaited with my girlfriend.

It's not so hot today and it's not

raining, which is good.

It's good.

Hey, look, there's a Denny's. Isn't

Denny's American?

What kind of food do they have at Denny's?

Denny's. I've never

been to Denny's.

What are they doing over there?

Physical activity? No thanks. Oh look,

there's life. A different one.

We can go into life, I guess. Kill some

time, build up some appetite,

hunger.

What's over here?

Oh, is this a baseball stadium?

Oh no, I'm gonna get copyrighted again.

Bloody music.

Where am I going? It says in the video

title. We're going to have dinner in a

restaurant all by myself.

The sun's setting.

It'd be nice if we can find a nice place

to see the sunset nice and high.

Do I believe in God and Jesus? No,

of course not.

You.

Religion is just a waste of time.

Religion is just a way to brainwash the

masses who can't think for themselves.

We're going into life. What are

Okay,

hair's fixed.

That's what the mirrors are here for, to

fix your hair. Why else would they have

mirrors?

Fresh meat.

Let's go upstairs.

I want to get out of here. How do I go

If I was

trapped in a room full of mirrors, I would

get naked, start admiring myself.

I did that in the airplane. You know when

you go into airplane toilets, it's pretty

much mirrors everywhere on all of

the walls. I just go into the toilets of

the airplane and then I start taking down

my trousers and having a look.

It's really arousing to masturbate and

then watch yourself do it from behind in a

mirror. Have you tried it?

You guys should try it sometime. I'm not

gonna go bald. I'm nearly 30 and

I've still got all of my hair. All of my

uncles are not bald from Malaysia.

All of my English uncles are bald, but my

Malaysian uncles, they still have all

their hair. Open!

What was that? I nearly broke the door.

Just because I touch my hair isn't gonna

make it fall out. If I started pulling it,

then maybe. If I pulled my hair out, it

would just start growing back out again.

I'm 5 foot 9. Should I say 9?

5 foot 8 and a half. We can round it up.

When I wear shoes, I'm 5 foot 9. Gives me

a few inches. No one cares.

I'm walking around talking to myself in

English and no one even looks. Or watch

this person. We can be talking and then

they don't even look. See, they look

straight ahead. No one gives a shit.

What's that noise? Are those birds?

I'm not blocking Noreen.

Noreen, are you a girl or a guy? I can't

tell by that name. Noreen donated to me

last time. Noreen's an ally,

an ally of The hiding in my room channel.

Oh look, Family Mart. We need

where was Skia? I think it's behind us.

So if we turn left and then left again,

we should be able to make our way towards

Hey, look, an orange car! All of the cars

in Japan, they seem like they're either

black or white or silver, although there's

a red one. Feels like it's rare to see

colored cars.

We're just waiting for a few more people.

Then we're going to Skia.

I kind of wanted to see the sunset as

well. It's somewhere over there.

People kept saying I was whinging about

Japan too much, saying that I, that I

hated Japanese culture. I don't hate it,

I just think some of it's kind of silly.

Some people were saying that I hate Asian

men because I said that I think that

Japanese guys are a bit boring. Just

because you think something's boring

doesn't mean you hate it.

Why is this place called Halloween?

Halloween. I should

write a book about my travels. Why? I've

made videos about my travels. Isn't that

better?

My little finger's getting stiff again.

Look, it just gets frozen like that. So I

use my little finger to support my phone

when I'm holding it.

Shit, there's a cute girl.

Their uniforms are so cute.

They're so cute. The little mini

skirt and the long sleeve cardigan.

Where's that bloody scarecrow?

Oh, Denny's is over here. We'll have a

look at Denny's, see what they sell.

There's hardly anyone in there.

We're scoping the place out. She's wearing

a cute little apron over her skirt.

There's no one in there. What kind of food

I don't know.

I think we'll go to Sukiya,

work our way up. First we'll do one of

those restaurants where you don't have to

talk, and after I feel comfortable with

that, then we'll move up to a restaurant

where you have to order food by talking.

The thing is, I don't feel confident with

my Japanese ordering. I feel confident

having a conversation in Japanese, but

Going to a restaurant is terrifying for me

because I don't know how to say the names

of the food. Sometimes the

names of the food are in English and then

you have to pronounce it in Japanese

English. It's really frustrating.

Most of the time I just point. I point at

But then if you go to a place like

McDonald's where they have the menu on the

ceiling behind the cash register then you

can't really point at it. It's difficult

for them to understand. You have to read

out what the menu says, what the item's

called, and I, I find that to be really

I think if we turn right and then turn

left again, we can get to Skier.

I feel kind of constipated though. I

haven't had a shit today and I feel

like something's moving inside of me.

People ask how am I so skinny. It's

because I don't have the confidence to go

to restaurants and order food.

If you're scared to order food, then you

don't get any food. Don't horn at me, you

bastard.

Was he horning at me or this guy? Where'd

that skier go? We need to turn left. I

don't want to follow this weirdo. Look at

his trousers. Look, can you see this,

guys?

You see a lot of trousers like that in

Japan, really baggy.

And the funny thing is, most of the

construction workers who work on

construction sites, they wear those kind

of trousers. Isn't that really dangerous

if you're working on a construction site

with machinery and tools and you're

wearing really baggy trousers? Isn't it

easy for it to get snagged on something.

It's kind of stupid.

They look really dumb as well. It looks

like Aladdin. Doesn't make sense.

Some things in Japan just don't make sense

to me. If it was the UK and you were

wearing really baggy trousers on a

construction site, you would get done for

health and safety in 5 seconds.

They would send you home, make you wear

proper trousers. Maybe it's like

a fashion thing.

Maybe it's like a traditional thing.

Japanese people always seem to wear baggy

clothing traditionally, like the

kimonos.

And the men's kimonos, a lot of baggy

things.

Why don't I go to a Japanese brothel?

Because why pay for sex when I can get it

If you guys knew what I was up to, you

would all be very shocked. There's a lot

of things I can't talk about on this Japan

trip because of restrictions.

But if you guys are still around next year

or whenever, then after it's all calmed

down, then I can talk about it.

I feel kind of frustrated about this Japan

trip because I, I can't tell you guys

everything that's happening. Or else it

will fuck me over big time. But I have

some— I have some good stories, and I've

only been here for a week. I have some

Class A stories, guys.

Oh, you guys know nothing if you think

you're shocked about what you've heard so

far. I haven't told you everything because

I don't want to go to prison. No, I didn't

do anything illegal, and even if I did, I

wouldn't admit to it on a video.

Oh look, the moon's out.

The funny thing is some of my stories

sound so crazy that a lot of people think

that I'm trolling or that I'm making it

up, which is kind of a good thing, I

guess. So I could walk into a police

station and say, I just murdered my whole

family. They might just laugh.

Maybe I did. Oh, look at these cactuses!

Or is it cacti?

Okay, we have 27 people. I think that's a

good number of people. Shall we go to

dinner? Oh man, I'm so nervous.

I'm shaking in my boots.

I'm shaking.

Starting to get a stitch from all the

walking. Oh, where's that skier?

I need to get back to the main road.

Starting to get nice and dark. Hopefully

Skier won't be crowded. If it's crowded,

then we might have to wait until it gets a

bit less crowded. Smells really good.

I'm going to this restaurant called Skia.

It's this restaurant where you don't have

to talk to the waitresses when you order

food. You just— there's this machine and

you press some buttons and you pay money,

and then it prints out a ticket.

I think it was around here, left or right,

I can't remember.

I found it.

I'm meeting up with my secret girlfriend

here. We're gonna go for dinner. Okay,

we're here.

We can do it. We can do it.

Is it even open? It says 24 hours open,

so it should be. Oh look, they serve— they

sell eel. ¥880.

That's a lot of money.

It looks— it's completely empty.

There's no one in there.

This makes it even more awkward, and I

don't see any ticket machine. There's no

ticket machine in there.

Oh no, we have to change plans.

I can't go in there if there's no ticket

machine, and there's no customers in

there. I can't go in there when there's no

Shit, what should we do? Usually these

places have a ticket machine where you

order food. I can't see one. There's a

menu on the wall. Maybe I should

go back to Denny's. Should I go back to

Denny's or should I go into here? At least

Denny's had a few people.

I don't know how to order.

Guys, help me. Hold my hand.

I don't want to do it. I'd rather starve.

Okay, let's go to Denny's.

Fuck you. Ring your bell at me.

Stupid old woman.

Who the hell does she think she is? How

many times she wants to ring her bell at

me? I hate old women.

Old women in Korea are the worst. They

just push you out the way if you're in

front of them. They want to get past.

They don't even say anything. They just

start poking you in the back with their

elbow. It's so annoying.

It's getting really windy.

Hopefully there won't be a typhoon

when I meet tomorrow. Where was

Denny's? Was it back here?

Am I going the right way?

Oh look, there's food here as well.

I'm hungry.

I thought Skier would have the ticket

machine. Skia always has a

ticket machine. Why doesn't it have a

ticket machine?

Why is life so difficult?

How do I order food in England? My mum

does it.

There's McDonald's.

Oh, look at

this. That looks nice.

I don't feel like eating McDonald's. I'm

gonna eat something I've Never tried

before. I want to see what's in that

Denny's place.

Oh,

my stomach's

You're scared of me? Why are you scared of

me? I'm the nicest person in

Denny's was over here. I found it, I found

it. Okay, we need to check if we have

money.

Okay, we're gonna go in. We're just gonna

walk in. Where's, where's my money?

Okay,

there's Denny's. Trying to find my— here

it is. ¥5,000.

Oh, should we just walk straight in?

We're here. It says

it's open 24 hours.

Okay, we're going in.

Do I need to make a reservation?

失 礼 いた します。

お 水 と お し ぼ り、

レ ジ を 今 度 リ ン ク マ ン コ ーナ ー ご 利

用

ください ませ。 失 礼 いた します。 We're

in, we're in!

How do I order?

I don't actually know what she said. She

said something about a drink bar.

Please push to call for service.

Okay, we're in a restaurant. I'm not by

myself, I'm with 40 people. This was the

hardest part, actually walking in.

This food

doesn't look It's just basically pasta.

What should I get?

Is that it? It's not much.

Grand menu.

I don't know what to get.

Look, they give you this burger with a

packet of sauce.

Did I

press the button by accident? Oh shit,

don't come. I'm not ready.

Is other drinks free? I'm not sure what

she said. Oh, it's so expensive.

What about

No,

not this one.

That waitress was kind of scary, wasn't

she? You are

If I get an egg, they'll ask me how I want

it cooked. I don't know how to explain

that.

Why is life so difficult? Maybe I should

just get some chips.

Oh, I don't know what to get. Can someone

buy me dinner? This is kind of expensive,

you know.

I don't really want those. Burger though.

Why did I come here?

What's this? Cut steak and beef hamburger.

It's pretty pricey.

They speak too fast, I can't catch what

Maybe I'll

get this.

Let's see.

I can't leave now I've entered. That'll be

even more awkward.

Should I press it?

Um, I think

I kind of want the egg,

but there's too much sauce. I think I'll

Um, okay, I'm gonna press.

I'm pressing. Should I press it?

Fuck, I pressed it. I need to get ready

for pointing.

これ 一 つ ください。

はい。 チ ップ は 付 け します か？ 付 け ない です。

か し こ ま りました。 以上 で よろ しい ですか？ 以上 です。

失 礼 いた します。 H oly

fuck! Holy fuck,

holy fuck.

I understood everything she said.

I'm having a heart attack.

How do I

get a drink?

Oh, thanks for the, um, $1, Andy.

Appreciate it.

The waitresses are so

freaking cute here, but they're so

robotic. It's like they're not human. The

way they talk, they're like robots.

I bet when they go home, they're

completely different.

Where's my

food?

I think I keep touching the microphone

like this.

Should I get a drink first, or should I

wait for the order to come first?

Did I order the drink bar?

I don't know. She said something about a

drink bar, but I'm not sure what she said.

How do I pay?

Oh shit, it's coming.

Oh, it's not me.

No, before I ordered, when I walked in,

she, she asked me if I wanted something

and I said no thanks.

I think she was asking me if I wanted to

sit in the smoking section or the

non-smoking section.

もう押したよ。注文した。 Do

I have to pay for the drinks bar, or is it

free? It can't be free. Oh,

should I order some alcohol?

What do they have? Wine, French wine,

red wine.

I think she was just telling me where the

drink bar was. She was saying the drink

bar was over there. Oh shit, they're gonna

sit next to me. Please don't sit next to

me. Please don't sit next to me.

I don't want all-you-can-drink, I just

want one drink. Hey, I could get sake or

shochu or whiskey. Should I get some

whiskey? Pure malt.

They didn't sit next to me. I should have

sat in the corner. Should I get some

red wine like a gentleman? Jesus Christ,

that's like $30 for the whole bottle.

No thanks. If anyone wants me to get some

wine, donate me $30.

$6. I'll get this bottle of red wine.

Do I have battery? 68% battery, we're

¥400 for a beer.

I can't drink the whole bottle of wine.

I'm not crazy.

Maybe I should get a beer. Should I press

the button again?

Should I press the button? Fuck, I hate

Okay, okay, beer.

皆さん お 待 た

せ しました。 生 ビ ール 一 つ で か し こ ま りました。

F uck, holy fuck, she 's really cute.

Okay, I got a beer. We don't need this

button anymore. Fuck off.

I did film the waitress. I can't stick the

camera— whoa, that's close.

I can't stick the camera right in her face

when she's in front of me.

I got stood up. My date didn't show.

I look like such a loser.

I'm having dinner with 50 strangers from

the internet. If all of you guys were

here, could you fit? One— there's 3

tables here. Maybe 10 of you could

Sit next to me, and then maybe six of you

could sit here. What about the other

forty?

You can all just sit on the floor in front

of me. Oh dear! Oh shit! She's coming.

お待たせしました。生ビールでございます。はい。いただきます。 I

didn't see her coming.

This music, this music's so

depressing.

お 疲 れ 様 でした。 秋 雨

お しゃ べ り の 新 販 売 です。 以上 で ご 注 文 の

商 品 は それ ですか？ 以上 です。 はい、 ありがとうございます。 失

礼 します。 It

's not much, is it?

Is this

it? 800 yen, better be

good.

What's this

green stuff? I think

it's wasabi.

Just ate a big chunk of wasabi.

No thanks,

that's burnt

my mouth.

It's not a steak, it's a hamburger.

It's just like a hamburger,

just tastes like a normal beef burger.

My girlfriend, she's not here.

Calm down, Jesus Christ.

My nose is running.

You have to enjoy the food, not just shove

it into your mouth.

I'm stuck.

The food isn't great, to be honest.

It's pretty average. It just tastes like—

it's just a beef burger,

nothing special.

I already have a girlfriend. I don't need

tons of girls.

Girls love my hair.

V-neck.

Look at my double chin.

My hair is fabulous. How dare you?

You think my girlfriend's a virgin?

That's cute.

You think I'm a virgin? That's cute.

You must be new to the channel if you

think I'm a virgin.

She's sitting next to

me.

There's 2 really cute girls sitting right

next to me.

Oh fuck.

Why is it so expensive?

The burger was ¥900 and the beer was ¥400.

Why are there 2 bills?

I just paid ¥900 for a burger and 4 pieces

of potato.

McDonald's would have been so much

cheaper. I could have got a Big Mac for

¥200. This is only— this was ¥900.

For one piece of burger.

Someone send me some Super Chats.

Super Chats.

What should I do now? Should I just go?

Where's my money?

The things I do for a livestream. All I

got was $1. You guys are so stingy.

Let's go.

I feel kind of trapped now.

How do I pay?

Okay, let's go.

Let's go.

I feel drunk. It's the

girls, they were sitting next to me.

Mission accomplished. Ah,

I feel like I conquered— I conquered a

fear today.

We're gonna go to the park now, walk

around in the dark.

Ah,

that was

interesting. Never done that before.

Were those girls cute next to me? They

seemed kind of cute, but I didn't get a

good look at their face. They had that

cute shape, nice long black hair, slim

figures. I didn't see their faces though.

From behind, all Japanese women look cute,

but it's when you see their faces.

Let's walk around the park for a bit.

I feel kind of intoxicated.

It was a lot of beer, guys. Anyone could

get drunk on that amount.

Should we go back to the guest house, see

if the Canadian guy's there? And then

he'll say, hey Daniel, what are you doing?

And I'll say, I'm livestreaming. And then

he'll say, how many people are watching?

And I'll say, 1,700. And he'll be like,

whoa, whoa.

Blah blah blah. My hair looks so horrible

today. The wind just messed it

up.

The Canadian guys. Really nice. He's

friendly. He talks to people. He doesn't

sit there on his phone like a loser.

So expensive. ¥1,400 for one

burger and one You can get

that for ¥300 at a convenience store.

It's just one burger, 4 pieces of potato,

and some spinach. It's not exactly

amazing, is it? Hey, look,

there's a botanical garden here. Should we

go down this way? It's completely pitch

black though.

Everyone's running. It's like they're all

running from something.

Oh, I came here before with the Korean

girl. The Korean girl that I confessed

my love to. I said to her— we

were holding hands, we were walking around

this park, and I said, I like you. And

then she just started laughing and then

she said she wasn't interested. What the

hell? We're walking around in the park

holding hands together and she said she's

not interested in me. Why are you holding

my hand then?

The Korean girl's so frustrating because I

got really close to having sex with her

but she didn't have sex with me even

though we kissed and we, and we held hands

We didn't actually end up sleeping

together. I've never kissed

a girl and then not had sex with her.

That was the first time.

Go to karaoke? No, karaoke is gonna be in

the next video. I need to pace myself.

If I do everything in one stream, then

we're gonna have nothing else to do for

the next one. So, um, maybe for the next

stream we'll do a new challenge— go to

karaoke. Going to karaoke by myself is

something I've done before, so it's not,

it's not difficult. I've done it maybe 3

times. I went to karaoke by myself.

It's not as awkward, but you're going to

be able to listen to me sing My Chemical

Romance, so that might be kind of awkward.

Overcoming social anxiety on YouTube.

A maid cafe? I don't know about

a maid cafe. That's kind of weird.

My favorite MCR album is— I quite

like Black Parade. Conventional Weapons is

also pretty good, has some good ones.

And, um, the second one— pretty much all

of them. I don't know.

The first MCR album I listened to was The

second one— which one's that one? 3 Cheers

for Sweet Revenge. I think the first one

is I Brought You My Bullets.

I've never seen them live.

Let's go home. What time is it? It's 6:48

PM. Still kind of early.

Oh look, it's a cat!

There's a cat.

Meow meow. Japanese cats have really short

tails. Meow meow.

It's coming, it's coming. Oh,

oh look, it's licking the black one. It's

so cute. Well,

it's licking his— her boyfriend or

whatever. I'm gonna sneak up.

Oh, they're so cute. The black one looks

like mine. The black one looks like

Toffee. I have 2 cats at home, a black one

called Toffee and a brownish one called

Mimo. And the black one, we had to

amputate his back leg because he had a

tumor, and then he got run over and his

stomach got twisted, so we had to send him

to the vets again to get operated. And now

he's about 18 to 19 years old and he's

kind of losing it. He keeps urinating on

the floor, he keeps shitting himself, and

he's not cleaning himself properly, so he

attracts all these flies. And the flies

are starting to lay eggs around his

butthole. And my dad looked it up on

Google and he said that there's this thing

called fly strike where flies lay their

eggs around an animal's butthole, and then

the maggots crawl up the butthole and

start eating it, eating its flesh.

So my dad has to clean Toffee every night,

give him a bath, otherwise he just starts

attracting flies. So I'm kind of worried

that when I get back home he's going to be

dead.

He used to sit on my lap every night.

Toffee.

I want to try touch it.

Let me touch you.

He doesn't care.

He doesn't want to be touched.

Let me get closer.

Can I touch you? Can I touch you?

He's letting me touch him.

He doesn't seem to like it.

He thinks

it's food. I don't have

any food. Do you want to come home with

me?

He looks like my cat.

I guess all black cats look the same

though. I'm coming closer.

This is the only pussy I'm getting until

Where's the other cat?

It's over here.

It's digging. Did you just do a shit?

I think it just did a shit.

Meow, meow, meow, meow,

meow. Oh, there's another one over

there. Can you see it?

Look, that's a creepy

Okay, let's go.

Cats are so cute. Meow meow.

Oh, I don't want to leave them.

Let's go.

No, I'm not cutting my hair. My hair's

amazing. Look, so pretty.

I look stupid with short hair. Just look

at my videos from last year when I was in

Taiwan. I look like an idiot.

I don't like this bit. It keeps going like

this, like, woo! Why can't it just go down

straight?

I would kill to have straight hair.

There's something moving. Is that a cat?

Looks like a cat. Oh, there's loads of

cats Look,

can I turn the flash on?

Let's see. Oh, it says flashlight

unavailable whilst cameras is being used.

Can you see the cats? There's 2.

I can see 2. No, it's 3.

It's 3 cats over there just chilling out.

I'm looking for some pussy tonight.

What's over

here? Oh,

Skia's over there. Should we go for Skia?

Second round.

It's another cat. Look,

it's a white one.

She's looking. She's checking me out.

How do I get home?

I'm trying to get out of this park,

but it just goes round and round in

circles.

If I can get to the main entrance, then I

know which way to go. Oh,

Lawson's over there.

I look kind of stupid.

Okay,

we're gonna

go home, sit in the living room for a bit.

I don't like running because it messes up

my hair. You're right. How did you know?

It's already messed up though.

The wind messed it all up. All up.

How do I get home?

What do I like about Tomo-chan? Well,

she's seen all of my videos and she still

likes me. That's her

best feature. Oh, there's a cat! Oh,

there's a cat, guys! Guys, there's a cat!

Why is he resting his head on the pavement

Meow meow.

He's so cute.

I want to have sex with it.

It looks kind of pissed off. Look at his

tail.

Why are there so many cats here? Are they

stray cats?

Meow, meow, meow.

I want to take you back to my room. I have

a big tub of Vaseline just

waiting for you. Oh, oh, oh,

oh, it's getting more pissed off.

I want to touch it.

He's eating the stick.

No, don't eat the stick.

It looks really pissed off.

He looks so pissed off.

He's trying to attack me.

It's got a nice tail, nice bushy tail.

I don't want to touch this cat, it's going

to scratch me. Look, look, look, look at

Oh, he's gonna attack my hand.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

It's so pretty. Someone take

a screenshot. I want to take a picture.

I can't take a picture and stream at the

same time. Okay,

I'm gonna screenshot it later.

Screenshot. Look at the camera.

Meow meow.

Okay, that's a good

screenshot. Someone screenshot it and send

This is a good shot.

That's a good one. Oh, it's mosquito.

Let's go.

Bye bye bye.

Put that on Instagram. Okay,

I think oh it's this way. This is the way.

We go forwards, then we turn left. And go

down the main road. Easy peasy.

There's a pond.

There's a pond here as well. Maybe we'll

come back next time. It's too dark now,

can't see anything.

No one whistles in Japan. I just noticed

you will not find a single person

whistling in Japan unless he's a

foreigner. In England, everyone whistles

all the time. A customer comes into the

store, he'll start whistling.

When I used to whistle in Korea, my

girlfriend used to tell me to stop

whistling. She said that it's bad manners.

And then when I was in Taiwan, my

Taiwanese friend, she said if you whistle

in Taiwan, it brings out the ghosts, so

it's not good to whistle. Ghosts.

She's a 26-year-old grown woman and she

believes in freaking ghosts. How sad is

that?

I'm whistling in your country and there's

nothing you can do about it.

Come on, ghosts don't exist. There's no

such thing as ghosts.

My Taiwanese friend, she used to say she

could see ghosts. She said she could

actually see them, especially in October

when it was Ghost Month in Taiwan. What a

load of rubbish. She said she couldn't

leave her room at night because the ghosts

will see her, and then they started

burning all of her stuff in the barrel

outside their house. Taiwanese are

superstitious as hell. They're really

superstitious. They take all this ghost

stuff really seriously. There's all these

rules, things that you can't do during

Ghost Month. Like, you can't go on

holiday, you're not supposed to move out,

you're not supposed to change jobs,

you're not supposed to walk outside after

midnight.

Load of rubbish.

I've never seen a ghost in my life. Been

alive for 28 years and I've never seen

one. If you can't see it, it means it

doesn't exist.

The people who claim they see ghosts are

just the same as people who claim that

Jesus talks to them. Either they're

lying or they're completely crazy,

or they've had some kind of experience

that's led them to believe that they

exist. Some,

some strange experience.

It's so noisy here.

I don't believe in anything. I don't

believe in religion, don't believe in

gods, I don't believe in spirits or ghosts

or afterlife. Life isn't as interesting

as that. You just die and then you stop

living. That's it. There's no hokey-pokey

magic men. There's no special land you go

to after you die. All of

this is just rubbish that humans made up

because they didn't know better.

There's no greater good, there's no karma.

It's all rubbish. All of

it. If believing that stuff

makes you feel happier, then that's great.

But I'm pretty sure— I'm 100% sure none of

it actually exists.

Can I cross the road?

The only thing I believe in is we're all

going to be dead. We're all going to be

dead in 50 years' time, so you might as

well have some fun whilst you are alive,

because we're only going to be alive once

and then it's going to be over. So You

don't want to waste it. Eat food, have

sex, have fun, and then you can die.

That's how I think.

How did the universe start?

Um, I don't know, the Big Bang

Theory. Explosions in

space. Who cares?

Does it really matter how it started? The

important thing is that it did start.

Even if we understand how it started, it

doesn't really change anything.

Do I read manga? No, I don't

read anything.

That smells really good. What's that

There's so many izakayas here.

Who's laughing?

I don't watch anime, I don't read manga.

Hey look, it's karaoke!

Look, karaoke. There's some

drunk people behind me. Let's walk faster.

That's what Japanese sounds like.

I cut my pubes. I'm not gonna meet Tomoko

when I have a full jungle down there.

I used my scissors that I use for eating

pot noodle, and I cut them all off nice

and short. I didn't shave it.

I use scissors because I have a lot of

pubic hair and I

have a lot of hair around my anus which I

had to cut off as well.

And there was some around my ballsack

which had to clip— trim— clip.

You asked me. If you ask me a question,

I'm gonna answer it. I didn't just start

talking about my balls randomly.

I still feel kind of hungry.

I don't feel full. I don't feel satisfied.

What a con. Waste of money. ¥900 for one

burger. Not going

to Denny's again. Denny's— I give Denny's

4 out of 10. Too expensive.

Pretty average food. Nothing special.

I'd rather just go to Lawson or Family

Mart.

Oh, didn't see all that rubbish.

Would you get gang bang

for 10 million? Yeah, of course.

I get gangbanged for 1 million.

I have a question for you. Would you

rather have one really good relationship

in your whole life, or would you have— or

would you rather have multiple failed

relationships with several women, just

short-term relationships.

So you could have either one really nice

girlfriend for your whole life, or you

could have 20 really shit girlfriends that

only last a few months, every

relationship. Would you rather have

one really— no, would you Would you rather

have one really attractive girl to have

sex with, or would you rather have 20 not

really attractive girls but they're

doable?

I personally would rather have the 20

girls. I'm a quantity

over quality type of person.

It gets boring having sex with the same

person over and over again. You need

variety. I need to piss. Really bad.

The French guy was outside my room today.

I was in my room and I could hear someone

speaking French outside of my room, and I

could hear his footsteps. He's really

creepy.

He doesn't talk to anyone. He just— he's

on his phone all of the time mumbling to

himself in French.

French sounds really weird.

That's all I can hear. The French guy is

really ugly. He's like this— he looks like

Hodor from Game of Thrones.

He's really tall and really fat, and he

has this exact same face the whole time.

Like, he looks really miserable all of the

time. I don't know if I

should feel sorry for him. He's— he looks

like he has some kind of mental illness.

He doesn't seem right in the head.

He creeps me out. There was another person

like him last time, this German guy. He

never talked to anyone. He always looked

really angry and upset, and he was always

by himself. It's weird. At least

I talked to some people. I talked to the

Canadian guy.

Maybe they have Social anxiety that's

worse than me. Whoa, we're gonna get run

over. Let's go this way.

The toilet. It's really badly.

Is the supermarket open?

Okay, let's switch cameras.

Do I have a big dick? It's six inches.

Six inches, guys. I think that's big

enough. It's big enough for Asian pussy.

I need to pee really badly. Where's the

toilet? Oh look, there's a Matsuya here.

I really want to get a second meal though.

If they have a ticket machine, I'm going

straight in. Matsuya's are pretty good

as well. Is that a ticket machine?

Do they have a ticket machine here?

I've only got 27% battery.

They don't have a ticket machine. Oh, is

that a ticket machine? Oh, what's that in

the corner?

I can't see it.

If I stand here, I can see it. There's a

ticket machine! Should I get something to

eat? 500 yen.

I don't know. I don't really feel that

hungry. I feel like I've done enough

today. We should have came here earlier,

and I really need to pee, so let's keep

The girls that I slept with, they've

always said that my penis is pretty big,

but my testicles are kind of small.

They say that my testicles are kind of

small in comparison to the Asian guys that

they've slept with, but they always say my

cock's pretty big. I already

ate at the restaurant, BRGR Queen.

We were in the restaurant for almost 40

minutes. How did you miss it? Do I speak

Japanese? Yeah, I do.

I would happily show you guys my penis,

but my girlfriend wouldn't be happy about

it. I'm not shy about people seeing my

I think it's a nice looking penis.

Josh Black is a scammer? Why, what did he

do? No, Tomoko said

that she wouldn't be happy if I showed

people my penis,

especially if I showed girls.

She wouldn't be a happy bunny.

26% battery.

Come on, give me a convenience store. I

need somewhere to piss.