Thai girlfriend is ghosting me....

Testing.

Okay. Oh, my back and my knees.

Uh, it's so annoying I have to find a park

every time I want to start streaming.

I think this park seems okay. It's just

kind of annoying people are playing ball

games nearby. It will be

okay.

Yeah, I got some worrying news. Don't know

what's going on with the Thai girlfriend.

No, I'm not back in England, although I

guess it kind of looks like England. Oh,

is that a massive wasp? It looks

weird.

I think it's safe here.

Oh, thanks, gay Japanese guy. $1.

Uh-oh, glitching. I might have to turn the

SIM card on if the pocket Wi-Fi is not

strong enough.

New bike? No, it's same bike.

Let me just see if the stream is stable

before I start my topic.

Uh, maybe I'll turn the SIM card on just

to make sure it's completely stable.

Okay, data Okay,

SIM card is on.

When was the last time I streamed? Last

Monday. Thursday I went out but I didn't

stream, I went to the gym.

It's kind of frustrating because if I go

to the gym, I can't stream because it

takes me like 2 hours in the gym and I'm

tired afterwards and there's not much time

left.

So I can either stream or go to the gym.

Maybe I'll go to the gym next time.

These people walking towards me.

That girl's coming towards me.

Did you try messaging her? I messaged her

4 times,

so it's been 2 days nearly 2 whole days

since she messaged me, which is really

weird because she's never not messaged me

straight away. She always replies pretty

quickly. Last thing you said

to her before she ghosted you? The last

conversation we had was about money.

Well, actually, she, she first messaged me

in the middle of the night, like 3 AM in

the night, saying— and she also spammed

phoned me like 4 times. And then she was

saying, I had a nightmare. Are you okay,

baby? Did you get killed? And I

didn't see the messages until I woke up.

And then I said, I'm okay, don't worry.

And then she just started telling me about

how she, she has extra money now because

she paid off her debts and she can help me

pay for rent in our condo. And then I

said, okay, thanks.

And then I showed her a picture of a

toilet. Because I was in the toilet at the

hotel, in the nice hotel, and they had

this, uh, hand sensor bin thing, and I

thought it was cool. So I sent that to

her, which she didn't see. It didn't say

read under it. And then I messaged her

again later that day saying, good night,

I'm going to sleep. No reply. Woke up next

day, I sent her a message saying,

where are you? And that was yesterday

morning. And she hasn't read it, no reply,

nothing. Oh, thanks, T-pop.

She probably realized you got no money.

Well, if she's gonna ghost me because I'm

broke, then I don't think she's a very

good girlfriend.

I was kind of annoyed because she was

saying she made like $2,000 this month,

and I was gonna say, wait, you've been

making $2,000 a month? And you've still

been getting me to pay for all the rent

and stuff. But I think she means that she

has had to pay off debts up until now,

and now she can help me.

So, the last conversation we had was

completely normal, just like money stuff,

no arguing or complaining. She was a bit

grumpy because I wasn't replying to her

very quickly. And every time she tried to

phone, I had to say, I can't, I'm tired,

can we do it tomorrow?

So she was kind of unhappy because I

wasn't talking to her much.

So I don't know why she's not replying. I

keep checking my messages now to see if

she's replied yet.

Either she found out something about me

and she's like in shock and she doesn't

know what to do. Or she had some kind of

accident where she can't actually reply

physically. She doesn't have access to her

phone or something. Or number 3, she's

testing me to see how I react,

to see if I start spamming her with

messages and trying to phone her and

stuff. Maybe she's seeing my messages

because you can see the message preview

pop up without actually having to click on

it. So maybe she can see what I'm saying,

but she's not clicking it because she

knows I'll be able to see she read it. So

what do you think is likely? Accident,

she's in hospital, maybe she died, I don't

know. Or she found out something about me,

or she's trying to test me. I'm leaning

towards the testing thing.

She wants to gauge how much I care about

her if I— if she disappears for a bit.

Um, it is kind

of effective, I guess, because I had

dreams about her last night. One dream was

about— I don't know, I told her I really

like this tree, and then she,

she phoned some guy to come cut the tree

down, and then I was upset. And I was

shouting at her, and I woke up and I was

kind of breathing really quickly, and I

felt like I was crying.

Broken phone.

But she has an iPad, and I've seen her use

her iPad to also message people, which I

don't understand because on Line— you know

the messaging app Line? You can only use

one device. Per account, but somehow

she messages people from her iPad and her

phone. I don't know if she has 2 separate

lines with 2 different accounts and

then she just added her friends on both

accounts, cuz you can't

use Line on 2 different devices. You have

to switch the device and then delete the

account on on the previous device,

so it's unlikely both her iPad— well, she

hasn't added me on the second account, so

I wouldn't be on her iPad account. I don't

understand what's going on. Can log on

computer with the same line as your phone.

Really? Well, maybe she uses a web

browser. Can you use like a web browser

version of it on the iPad? Because I've

seen her get line notifications on her

iPad.

It can use multiple devices. How come

every time I try to log into the same

account, it says you already have this

account installed on another device?

So I don't know what to do. I feel kind of

sad because honestly, I do kind of miss

her. Had a really good time in Japan when

she was here, and I think I like her

more than the Korean girl. I don't know

why, because I think the Korean girl has a

better face. She has really good skin,

which is a first for me. I've never had a

girlfriend who had really good skin, but

she has really nice skin. No spots or

freckles or anything. She's got the

clearest skin of any girlfriend I've ever

had, and she's got a pretty nice face.

Like, she's got balanced features and

everything. But I don't know, I like the

Thai girl's personality and way of talking

more. I find it cuter.

Isn't it weird? You'd think the girl with

the prettier face would be more appealing,

but it seems like I like the Thai girl

more just cuz she has a more feminine

personality.

The Korean girl kind of has like a tomboy

masculine kind of personality,

which I find kind of unappealing. And when

she talks in Japanese, it's kind of weird.

She's good at Japanese, like her grammar

is pretty much perfect, her vocab is

better than mine, but the way she speaks

is weird. Like she shouts the masu and

desu bit, and she— it's like she's

shouting down the microphone, she talks to

her work colleagues.

I don't know why she speaks like that.

She's like,

uh, trying to think of an example

sentence. I know she just says this

like really loud and really energetically.

And I can hear the voices of her teammates

and none of them speak like that, so I

don't know what she's copying to

speak like that. It's kind of cringe,

but when she speaks in English, she sounds

fine. She doesn't sound weird.

She's got a very thick Korean accent when

she speaks in, in anything really.

Korean girl, she's 35,

so basically same age as me.

Why don't you ask her? Because I feel like

I'm judging her Japanese.

And she uses a lot of Kansai dialect. I

think she's using it correctly, it's just

kind of strange. Her Japanese is pretty

good, it's just that weird yelling

of the must and the des, it's a bit

strange. I think she's been

living here for like 6+ years. She works

for a Japanese company. She works from

home, so every time I'm gonna stream, I

have to come outside, which is really

annoying. It's really

frustrating living with someone who works

from home because they're always there.

She worked all night as well yesterday.

She didn't go to sleep last night because

she had— she has some deadline and her

colleague was slow, so she had to stay up

all night. I had to try to fall asleep

with the sound of typing. She types really

loudly too, like she's hammering the keys.

And she went to the hospital this morning.

She came back with her arm in like a

bandage, not a solid cast. You know when

you break your arm really badly, they put

it into a solid cast? It's not like that

because we went biking the first time I

moved in, which was last Saturday, and she

fell off the bike. And she fractured her

elbow. She went to the doctors, had an

x-ray, and they said she has like a

hairline fracture. And she went to the

hospital again today and she said the

fracture got worse. So now they, they put

like a solid thing to keep her arm in

place and they wrapped it up in bandages.

I have to buy more bandages for her today

when I finish the stream. Yeah, it's like

an arm sling. Soft bandage, but there's

something firm inside of the bandage. I

need to go to the pharmacy or drugstore or

something. She asked me to buy her more

bandages, which kind of sucks because

we're planning to go on a car trip this

week because it's Golden Week this week,

and she was going to rent a car and we

were going to go on a car trip, but now

she can't drive. And I could have driven,

but I didn't buy the international driving

permit for £5. Which you have to be in

England to buy it. It's really dumb. You

have to go to the post office in England

and, and show them your driving license

and pay £5. I nearly did it. I was going

to queue up, but there was too many people

at the post office when I went there.

Decided not to get it. I also don't really

want to drive in Japan because I'm kind of

So we're gonna have to get the train to

the place we're going to, and then I don't

know if I'm gonna have to help her shower.

She can still work because she can type,

but I'm gonna have to help her get

undressed and stuff. So now I'm like a

caretaker. She said to me, if I was

you, I would run away. I was like, okay,

so what, do you want me to run away?

I also have to move out in a few weeks

because her mum is coming from Korea to

stay with her for a few days, which means

I have to leave, which is a good

opportunity to get on the plane back to

Thailand. But I don't know if the Thai

girlfriend is about to dump me or ghost me

or something. Excuse me. So I don't really

know what to do. This is a really good

opportunity to run away when her mum

comes, and I was thinking

of using the opportunity to sneak back to

Thailand and then ditch the Korean girl.

I really don't know what to do. Any

suggestions?

Maybe we need to write like a pros and

cons list of each girl. Pros of

Thai girl: I like her more, I enjoy her

company more, sex is better.

Um, I don't know if you'd say life is

cheaper because I'm having to pay for the

rent, but if she says she's going to help

me pay for it My apartment in Thailand is

much nicer than the Korean girl's

apartment. The Korean girl's apartment is

kind of small. It's also in a really

crappy neighborhood. The building sucks.

There's a screaming family below us, like

2 teenage boys. They fight and scream

almost every day, and they like jump

around. I can hear them jumping up and

down on And the parents don't seem

to stop them or anything. Just hear

screaming. It's not all day, but it's like

almost every day for about half an hour.

But the Korean girl doesn't make me pay

rent. I help with the

food, so I'm gonna go shopping for food

after I finish the stream. But she also

buys food too, so it's not like I'm paying

for all the food.

In terms of content creation, it's much

easier in Thailand because Tiger goes out

to work and I have the entire apartment to

myself to make videos and stuff. It's

really difficult at the moment because I

have to keep coming out to the park to do

streams. I was able to make a second

channel video when she went to the

hospital, but it's really hard to make

like a proper video that will take me a

few hours to make. Oh,

because someone's singing over there.

Can you please be clear, are you dating 2

girls at once? Yeah, kind of.

You can't do visa runs in Thailand

forever. Yeah, I don't know how many times

I can do it before they tell me off. I'm

thinking if I stay in Japan for a while

and then go back, it'll be fine. But then

I can only stay for 2 months and have to

leave again. I have to

pick. The only long-term solution would be

to get a student visa, sign up to a

school. So I could do that in Thailand

or Japan. So I gotta pick one country and

one girl to stay with.

Does the Korean girlfriend see you as a

boyfriend? I think so. She's asking me

weird questions. She was saying that her

team colleagues found out that I was

staying with her, and then they were

asking her, so what kind of situation is

it? Are you two together? Are you just

like sex friends? So she was asking me,

what should I tell them? Like, she was

asking me what I— how I would label our

relationship. And I said, I don't

know. So then

she was like, would you say we are

together? And I said, I guess. And then

she said, Um, have you deleted

the app? And I said, actually, I got

banned because I got banned a couple years

ago. And then she said, how would you feel

if I met other guys? And I said,

I would feel uncomfortable with it. And

then she was like, oh, okay, so you want a

committed relationship? And I said, I

guess. I mean, it'd be weird if she went

dating other guys whilst I was living with

So she was really trying to make me decide

what our relationship is. She said usually

in the past she would let the ex— I mean,

her exes decide what the relationship is.

She asked me a lot of difficult questions.

Like putting me on the spot, which I don't

like.

I don't know if I'll stay here, bike

around a bit. The weather in Japan is

really annoying. Either it's been raining

all day and windy, and then when it's not

raining, it's really sunny. No clouds,

blazing sun. Get burned really bad. I need

to put sun cream on. And it's windy, so

it's like windy and blazing sun or

rainy every day. The weather is just

sucky.

I just want no wind and cloud coverage.

That'd be great. I miss England with all

the cloudiness. Japan is Either really

clear skies and intense sun— sunshine,

which is not good.

Questions weren't difficult, you just

didn't want to answer. Yeah, they're

difficult questions because it puts me in

a tricky spot because I don't really want

to say, yeah, we're girlfriend-boyfriend.

I know that's what she wants. I can't

really say, oh no, I think we're just like

sex friends. No girl ever

wants to be told that. I think she would

kick me out.

Yeah, she's pressuring me into committing.

And then she said, if I buy a PlayStation

5, will you stay here forever? Which is

kind of weird. It's like she's saying she

really wants me to stay there forever, so

she's trying to bribe me into staying. I

don't know why she randomly said that.

I guess she really, really wants me to

stay forever. She thinks she has to resort

to buying a PlayStation 5. PlayStation 5

kind of sucks though. There's no good

games on it. It's just like this

overpriced expensive paper rock? Why would

you choose a PS5 over a gaming laptop or

desktop?

What is one good game on the PS5?

Why would you just not get a gaming

desktop? I don't understand the point of

it. She sounds like sugar mommy type.

Yeah, I feel like I'm her pet. I sit on

the floor on my laptop and she sits on the

sofa behind me and she like massages my

head and I feel like I'm being petted.

And she, she tucks me into bed, does my

laundry. I really feel like I'm being

mothered. Korean women are like that. She

is a lot like my first Korean girlfriend.

She's also really clean and tidy.

Folds up my socks and underwear into this

pattern shape, and she folds up the futon

blankets very neat, like my first Korean

girlfriend. And when she speaks in Korean,

it reminds me of living with the first

Korean girlfriend because she also works

from home. She had this online business,

so she would be phoning customers.

Really brings back a lot of memories.

We played Resident Evil 2 together, which

was fun. We plugged in my laptop to her TV

and she watched me, and we were like

screaming at the jump scares. It's pretty

funny. Resident Evil is a game you have to

play with someone. We turned the lights

off as well. Turn lights off, put the

volume up. It's actually pretty fun.

We got to the, the Nest underground lab.

She's also really into gaming as well, so

that's like a shared interest we have.

I just, I don't like the apartment.

It's like a very old building, old

Japanese apartment style. Tatami mats and

stuff, old Japanese shower heads and

bathtub fittings. It looks like an

apartment from the '80s or the '90s, not

modern at all. I don't know why she lives

there because she works in programming,

so she must make decent money. She'd

definitely be able to afford a way better

place. I think she's just trying to save

money.

If she lived in a nicer place, make it a

lot easier to choose her over Thai

girlfriend.

I was looking at Thai girlfriend's Line

account and scrolling through her old

pictures. Didn't realize she had selfies

posted from like 2015, 2013.

She looks so different 10 years ago.

I'd even say she was pretty attractive. I

can tell it's her. She has like the same

facial features, but she had a, she had a

rounder face, like a more plump face, and

she had darker hair.

But she's— I can tell she really aged a

lot since then. 10 years. I mean, 10 years

passed, anyone's gonna age. But when I

looked at her pictures when she was

younger, I could just imagine Yeah, at one

point she was a young girl, probably

sought after by a lot of males. Now she's

old, like 36, because I've only

known her as a 36-year-old woman. All—

when I see her, all I see is a 36-year-old

woman. I've never known her when she was

younger, so it's kind of— it's hard to

like conceptualize her as a person and

not just like, oh, 36-year-old woman.

It's just funny to think she had a life

before me and she was more attractive and

younger at one point.

Yeah, this is live. I'm just ranting.

I always find it funny to think that

people had a, had a youth and a life

before they met me, because when you meet

someone for the first time, all you know

of them is what you know when you met

them, and that's like all they are to

you because you never knew them before

that point. I'm just trying to imagine her

as like a hot young girl. Maybe that would

make her want make me want her more.

This makes me imagine, like, yeah,

24-year-old her,

version of her, had dreams and goals in

life. Probably dreamed of meeting a great

guy, settling down.

Feel a bit guilty that she ended up with

me. And I think any woman who

ends up meeting me and falling for me is

so unlucky, cuz I'm like the shittest,

worst guy for a girl to ever meet and

develop feelings for.

I don't know why women fall in love with

me so much, because I don't really see any

good, good things I bring to the table.

I make crap money. I don't have like a

career. I'm not good at anything. I've got

no qualifications. I'm not funny. I'm not

like really sociable. I don't have

connections.

Maybe it's just my looks. They like the

babyface look and

they like to mother me. They want like a

pet, someone to make them feel less lonely

who doesn't look— I guess the only thing I

have going for me is I'm not like this

fat, balding, middle-aged looking man,

which is probably what they would get in

their age range.

The advantage I have is I'm pretty boyish

looking for my age.

These women are bottom of the barrel too.

Yeah, I guess so, in terms of if you're a

successful man, you wouldn't want these

women. You would want someone who's like

25, hot and sexy. If she was 20, she would

melt your heart, softens your dick— I

mean, softens your heart melts, your dick

kind of girl. Why would you want anything

less than that if you're a successful man?

Oh, thanks, Yohan. If she was 20, she

would go for other guys, not us. Yeah,

exactly. Like,

Chihiro was happy to marry me when she was

middle-aged and her time was running out,

but 25-year-old Chihiro would not have

even batted an eye at me.

I said something to Chihiro that really

pissed her off once because there's like

this member of a very popular pop group in

Japan called Ninomiya, and he's like late

30s or mid-30s at the time, and he got

married to a woman who was like

40-something, and it honestly surprised

me, and I verbally announced my surprise

by accident. I was like, what? Why would

he marry someone who's like 40? He's

famous and successful. And Chihiro was

like, Really upset.

And she said to me, well, you married

someone who's 42, who's older than you

too. And I said, yeah, but I'm dame

ningen. I'm like a failure. And then she

got really pissed off.

Ninomiya is not dame ningen. He's

successful. Why would he not marry someone

who's younger? Same with Daniel Radcliffe.

I think he's having a baby now with this

ugly tall blonde woman, and I'm like,

what the fuck? Why are you getting married

or having a baby with this ugly blonde

woman when you're Daniel Radcliffe and

you're worth like $100 million? Get a

young cute girl for fuck's sake.

But he's probably like, oh, I like her

personality.

I think I just cracked open my flashlight

because I'm sitting on my bag. I need to

get rid of it. I might ditch it in the

park here.

I just think it's dumb when financially

successful, successful men get married or

have babies with ugly older women. It

seems like such a waste. Someone's having

a barbecue.

Yeah, I guess Daniel Radcliffe is kind of

weird, plus he's short.

He kind of gives off beta vibes as well,

like nerdy, awkward vibes.

He doesn't seem relaxed than macho.

Dude, you use a Fleshlight? That's nasty.

Well, if you tried one, you would know

why. It's damn good. It's so tight

and has like these suction effects. It

sucks your dick into it. Every time you

try and pull it out, it sucks it back in.

So good. If you can find

a way to anchor it and then go hands-free,

like wedge it onto something— I really

wish they put a suction cup on the other

end so you can attach it to a wall.

Are you biking a lot? Not really recently.

I went biking last Thursday. I went to the

gym, biked around a bit, didn't stream.

But it's really hard to bike in this

weather. It's really windy as well, plus

really sunny. It's horrible biking

conditions.

I think I'm losing muscle in my arms

because I'm not exercising as much. I

still do the push-ups. I do it while she's

in the shower, but going to the gym is

kind of annoying because I'm running out

of gyms I can go to that are nearby. I can

do a free trial in the gym, but I can't do

it more than once, and they say You'll be

allowed to do a free trial today, but only

for today, and then you won't be able to

sign up. But you can go to the

other chains, the other stores, and do

another free trial. It's so dumb. Why do

they let me do a free trial if they won't

let me sign up?

So there's, I think, one more gym nearby.

I might go Wednesday or Tuesday,

and then I have to start biking further to

go to the other gyms. It's good it's free,

I guess, but it's annoying I have to keep

going to a different one, and I have to

keep doing the sign-up process as well.

They make me fill out this form, my

address and phone number,

and I do a 2-hour session bicep curling.

I can still lift the 14 kg dumbbell,

but I usually have to go down to like 8 or

10 kgs for the rest of the workout.

Maybe I could ask her to buy me some

dumbbells. She probably would. Thai

girlfriend bought me dumbbells. But I need

the whole range, not just one weight. I

need 15s, 12s,

10s, and 8s.

My thighs? Well, I work those out when I

do my biking, my cycling.

35-year-old girls are as randy as a

teenage boy. Yeah, I'd say that's true.

Yeah, I, I've only had a few girls

who were in their 20s, like Mila.

Mila was not horny. I don't think Mila

ever initiated cereal. It was always me

initiating it.

But with all my 30-year-old girlfriends—

Chihiro, Thai girlfriend, Korean

girlfriend— it's like they want sex all

the time. They're always touching my dick.

Thai girlfriend just grabs my dick, puts

it in her mouth. Imagine Mila doing that.

But I was so horny all the time with Mila.

We were traveling around Germany staying

at different hotels, and then as soon as

we booked into the hotel, I just wanted to

fuck, like 3 PM in the afternoon. So we

checked in, I just grabbed her hand, took

her to the bed. And one time I fucked Mila

like 2 times in a row. I came, had

2-minute break, And then I got hard again

and then did it again, came again, but

nothing came out. It was just like blanks.

Mila turned me on a lot, but she was so

boring in bed. She didn't do anything.

She was just attractive,

but she didn't do anything that turned me

on. I like it when

the girl tickles my balls when we do doggy

style. And Mila never wanted

to do doggy style.

I don't know, Mila was confusing because

she was— I found her very physically

attractive and I really liked her face,

but her body was flat and not curvy

and kind of like a guy's body, and she

didn't really do anything that really turn

me on,

whereas Thai Girl does things that really

turn me on, but I don't find her face that

attractive. Chihiro's face is better than

Thai Girlfriend's face. I'd say Thai

Girlfriend's face is probably the least

attractive out of all of them, but she is

better in bed.

I think it's cuz she has a smaller body,

which I like I

found Mila to be very ugly. Really?

It's funny because I think a lot of guys

would say Mila is average at best, but for

some reason I feel like Mila is the most

beautiful girl I've ever met or seen. And

I actually think Mila is more beautiful

than like tier A celebrities and singers.

I just really like Mila's face for some

I would even say she almost is the perfect

girl face-wise.

Very balanced features. Nice eyes.

I like her nose. She has like that slim

European nose, not wide and fat or flat.

She has, she has a really nice nose,

and I like her teeth. They're like very

straight and kind of pointy like

a vampire.

But financially speaking and like life

situation speaking, Mila was the worst.

No money, didn't want to move in with me,

didn't want to be part of the channel.

Did you remember her? Do you remember her

reaction when I said I thought we were

going to live together in Korea? She was

like, No, no, we're just gonna

meet like once a week. I'm gonna live with

my friend. I was like, what the fuck? I

thought we're girlfriend and boyfriend.

What do you mean we're not gonna live

together?

Mila just had very different views on

what a relationship is or should be

compared to me. I'm like, I find a girl,

I move in with her. Straight away and we

become like a married couple. Mayra was

not into that. I'm hungry,

but I need to stream whilst I have time.

I've got like probably about 4 hours,

then I gotta buy bandages for my crippled

Korean girlfriend. I can't believe she

broke her arm. Oh my God. Who falls off a

bike? So I saw her riding towards that

curb and I was thinking, that looks like a

really bad idea. Then she just completely

collapses. The bike collapses, she flies

off it.

Do not try to mount a curb at that angle

and that speed. You've got

to do like a wheelie and bunny hop over

it. If you're going to bunny hop, if you

can bunny hop, then sure. But if you're

just going to ride into the curb of the

pavement at that speed and angle, you're

going to have a bad time.

It happened to me when I was doing a

biking stream in the UK that I, I popped a

wheelie thinking the back wheel would

follow. The back wheel got stuck on the

curb and it kind of skidded but I was able

to put my foot down and stop it from

falling over. But I kind of hurt my foot a

bit. But if I didn't put my foot down that

hard, I would have fell off too.

And it says it takes 6 to 8 weeks to heal

a fractured bone. She's going to be in

that sling for like a month.

I really hope I'm not gonna have to help

her wash. It's gonna suck. I'm like her

caretaker now. It's kind of nice in a way.

I feel like I have— I have

a purpose in life to help her.

Like my existence plays a role.

She scratched her knee and her palm,

which is not really serious, but she, she

has like a fracture on her elbow.

What would you do if you ever need medical

attention? You have no insurance anywhere.

Yeah, it's a bit scary. I don't know what

would happen if I had to go to the

Maybe I should buy elbow pads or something

for my bicycle. It just kind of shows how

good at biking I am. I did a subathon

streaming every day for 2 weeks, cycling

how many miles? I think I cycled over 200

miles in a few weeks and I didn't fall

over once. And I was riding on

the roads and everything.

I'm gonna jinx myself

and have an accident now I said that. I

think I'm pretty good at cycling.

The problem is she has one of those small

bikes with the tiny wheels. I don't think

they're very stable compared to a big

bike.

Very unfortunate. I'm disappointed

we have to cancel the car trip. I was

looking forward to the car trip. Now we're

gonna have to go by peasant train. I hate

the train. The train's awkward because I

don't like talking on the train when

there's people nearby. So we're gonna be

sitting on the train for like hours in

silence, and I can't check my phone.

Because she'll be next to me, so I can't

like message my girl Thai girlfriend or

Oh, my sister. In Vietnam.

I want to go back to Thailand to see my

sister,

but my sister comes to Thailand like a

week before the Korean girl's mom comes to

visit. So if I'm going to sneak back to

Thailand, it would have to be a week after

my sister comes, which kind of sucks.

This is almost perfect timing for the

Korean mom to come.

You can drive instead of her. I don't have

the international driving permit. I could

illegally drive maybe,

but if we get stopped What would happen?

I'd be in so much trouble. What's the

punishment for driving without the permit?

It's so dumb. I've got the license, but

just because I don't have this stupid

permit, I can't drive.

I haven't driven since

October. How many months is that? Now it's

May. It's like 7 months since I last

drove, and I've never driven

automatic. Surely there's something you

have to learn about it.

No, not in Thailand, in Japan. What

happens if I drive without the permit?

It said— I think it said a fine up to

¥500,000. Or 3 years

in jail, something like that. I forgot.

Imagine I go to jail for 3 years.

Uh, no thanks.

Thai girlfriend still hasn't read my

messages. So weird.

You mean manual? There's nothing to learn

with automatic. No, I mean automatic, cuz

I learned in a manual, but I've never

driven automatic. I see my Thai girlfriend

drive And it's like you,

you put it into drive gear, but then

there's 3 gears in drive gear. There's D1,

D2, D3.

So even with an automatic, there's some

gear selection. I think D1

is like low gears, or,

or maybe it's normal driving mode, and D3

is if you're driving uphill.

But I'm kind of scared of driving again.

Driving in Japan looks easy. The roads are

very well marked out and very straight.

In England, the roads can be a nightmare

because you've got a lot of steep corners,

you've got weird junctions like a D

junction.

D junctions are really confusing. It's

like half a roundabout, so if you're

turning right at a D junction, you go into

the right fork of it instead of the left,

which is kind of weird.

And there's a lot of steep hills. Like,

you're in the traffic jam, you have to

stop on an uphill, you use clutch control.

It's like you're finely balancing the

biting point and the gas to keep the car

stationary on a hill whilst gravity is

trying to pull you back. It's kind of

scary. But what's even scarier is when the

instructor says, okay, we're gonna be here

for a while, put the handbrake on.

Because then you, you put the clutch down

and the brake, put the handbrake on, but

then when you have to get it going again,

you've got to find the biting point and

gas, a lot of gas.

Otherwise you stall on the hill and you

start rolling backwards. You've got to

quickly put the foot brake on again.

Scary. Stopping on an uphill was

like my nightmare.

I guess that's easy with an automatic,

but Japan looks easy because the road's

all flat and straight. Everything's like a

grid shape in Japanese cities.

And I've had a lot of biking experience on

the roads here, so I feel quite familiar.

Seems quite straightforward,

basically the same as the UK when it comes

to driving. It seems the same.

I haven't seen a roundabout though, so I'm

guessing I don't know how a roundabout

works here. In Thailand, when my

girlfriend goes on a roundabout, she just

enters the roundabout even if there's cars

coming around it, which you're not

supposed to do in the UK. You're supposed

to let the cars that are already on it

pass by. You've got to give way to them.

Is he in Japan right now?

Yep. I guess this doesn't really look very

Japanese-y. Are those conifer trees?

They're like the big Christmas tree kind

Maybe oak tree? I don't know what an oak

tree— no, oak tree is more round looking.

These are like triangular European-looking

trees.

Oh yeah, I had a really bad case of

Candida on my dick because after Saturday

when I first moved in, we had sex and we

just went to sleep. I didn't wash, which

was a big mistake. So the next day I had

such an itchy dick and I couldn't have sex

for like 6 days, and I had to not touch

her or not accidentally initiate cereal

cuz I couldn't do it. And then she was

saying weird stuff like, oh, it feels like

we're family cuz we don't touch. I

couldn't tell her why I couldn't touch

her.

So I went to a drugstore looking for

Candida cream, and all they had was

vaginal candida cream, and I was standing

at the counter looking at the cream, and

then the pharmacist came up to the counter

and asked me if she could help, and I

said, can I use this? Can men use this?

And then she just said no and then walked

off really quickly. It was really weird.

It's like, oh damn it, and then she just

walked off. It was so bizarre. She didn't

even help me,

point me in the direction, like, where can

I get cream for men then?

I don't see why it works for vaginas but

doesn't work for a dick.

And I realized my Tyra Plus corticosteroid

cream has antifungal in it, which is the

antifungal thing that is used to treat

Candida. So I put that on my dick. I was a

bit scared of putting corticosteroid on my

foreskin, but seems fine. I think that

fixed it. Because it went away pretty

quickly. I think it's gone now.

My skin just needs to heal because it went

itchy and red.

Oh, thanks, dirt. Are you just sitting in

a field? Yep. It's not a field, it's a

park. It's got people playing baseball and

stuff. Oh, they're playing badminton.

I think she can see me filming her.

Yeah, it's so annoying getting candied up.

Always wash after sex. I thought maybe

with this girl I could get away with not

washing, but it seems like every time I

have sex with an Asian girl, I need to

wash.

It's so uncomfortable. It gets really

itchy. You have to keep washing it during

the day because it builds up this yeast

smegma stuff.

But it's nearly back to 100%.

Can get back to having sex again. We had

sex a couple days ago. It's pretty good.

It was like bored afternoon sunny

sex. Sun was shining in the apartment. We

were just sitting around being bored,

and then she was trying to touch me.

We're watching TV in the afternoon— in the

evening. She was putting her hands on my

dick, and then she was putting it down my

trousers, and I had to stop her because

she was trying to touch it. So I quit. I

put my hand down. I said no. And she was

like, why? What's wrong? It says, do you

have a problem? And I was like, um, just

tired, not in the mood.

I do wash it like a normal person. The

problem is If you have sex and then

go to sleep and leave it festering for

like 10 hours, even if you wash it the

next morning, it's too late. So I wash it

before going to bed and in the morning

when I have a shower, but that's not good

enough. You need to wash it straight after

you've had sex. You can't let it fester,

it will start multiplying. I also got a

lot of probiotic yogurt and Uh,

the Yakult drink.

I got Lactobacillus gasseri.

I don't know if that helps.

I think it said basically all strains of

Lactobacillus have antifungal properties.

So I drank a load of that, had some

yogurt.

I read that everyone has a colony of

Candida fungus already in the

microflora gut

biome, or whatever it's called, in the

skin bacteria biome,

but if

you do certain activities, it can lead to

an outbreak in the Candida fungus, which

gets out of control, and then you've got

to get it back under control by boosting

your probiotics and washing.

There's just something in the vagina that

upsets the bacteria balance on the skin.

Why do you always have issues with your

dick? I don't know, it's like you put your

dick into a dark slimy hole, it's full of

bacteria, bad things happen.

I don't think she has anything wrong with

her. I think she's fine. I'm hoping,

because she doesn't wash either. We have

sex, we just go to sleep.

She doesn't go to the shower to wash it or

I missed when my Thai girlfriend was here.

We were traveling around. That was fun.

I don't really feel like now is fun. It's

just kind of boring and very constrictive,

restrictive on

my way of life. I don't even know if I'm

saving money, cuz okay, I'm not paying

rent, but my YouTube earnings are

plummeting. At this rate, I think my main

channel is going to make like $300 for the

month because I cannot— I can barely

stream, I can't make videos.

So I'm saving loads by not paying rent,

but I'm not making anything because I

can't— my content output, production

output is just so low now. Whereas if I

spend a lot of money on a hotel, yeah,

I'm spending loads on hotels, but at least

I can, I can pump out loads of streams and

content to make up for it.

I'm not dating 40s women, they're 35 and

36. It's not

your fault CPMs are low right now. Are

they usually low this time of year? But

that's not the problem because I'm not

even making any videos. Last video I made

was— yeah, the date videos,

which were flops, got like 5k views. I

need to be doing commentary videos like

my problem with so-and-so YouTuber.

The PewDiePie video has kind of fell off

now. The views dried up.

I knew I couldn't rely on it forever, but

it did last me for a few months. Oh,

thanks, Gerbert. She needs to pee after

cereal. Yeah, I pee after cereal too,

and now I wash my foreskin, but I feel bad

because I feel like, what if she thinks I

think she's dirty, that's why I'm washing?

Daniel, she needs to pee after cereal.

Helps to flush bacteria out of urethra.

Danny Boy still in Japan? Yep,

I'm in a park. A lot

of people are questioning if I'm in Japan.

Does this park really not look like Japan?

How much does 5K views pay? Like $15. So I

made about $50 from the 3 Japan date vlogs

with my Thai girlfriend. The whole trip

cost like $1,500. The videos made $50.

Can't really fund it with YouTube. I mean,

I can, but I can't fund it with the

videos. I got to make videos about

different things. I was hoping

I could just vlog us and that would pay

for it like it used to. I mean, Chihiro

would go traveling and I'd vlog it and the

vlog would pay for the travel expenses

back then cuz the views were so good,

like 40K views. Gone are the days of

50K K views just from traveling.

Why didn't you meet up with Venus?

Because she seems batshit crazy. I didn't

realize she was so crazy. Her posts on

Instagram make me kind of scared, like

she's gonna suicide any day or something,

or she's gonna get really drunk and then

set herself on fire or something. I don't

know, I don't really want to meet

Completely crazy people.

I thought by now she would have her shit

together, but it's

like she's making no progress.

I also don't think it would get any views

unless we actually had sex and like made a

video about it. Oh, thanks, Carrie,

donating to say thanks for letting me link

my Ko-fi page. Oh, did you get many

donors? Donating to say thanks for letting

me link my Ko-fi. What is Ko-fi? Helping

me pay for my coffee.

I'm jealous of @sushivlogs, Chihiro's new

boyfriend. He made a video about getting a

new frying pan called like 60K views.

What the actual fuck? Imagine getting 60K

views from buying a frying pan.

Well,

I'm not gonna go to Venus, so unless she

comes here, I'm not gonna do anything

because it'll cost me hundreds of dollars

to go to Tokyo and then book a hotel.

To, to do what? Make a video that'll get

at most 6K views? They'll make like $20.

How come your livestream is so clear?

Probably because I'm staying very still.

When I move, it'll go a bit blocky.

I need to focus on making content that's

not gonna make me lose money, so it has to

be low effort and cost me basically

nothing to make. I can't invest in the

channel anymore like I used to for content

because it just doesn't get views.

So the only way I can make a profit is by

making low-quality shit stuff.

The sad thing is it works. I just have to

choose the title and the topic carefully.

I want to meet this British girl. She's a

viewer, but I'm a bit worried that

the— that I'll be on the trip with the

Korean girl when she comes here. I think

she's coming to Osaka the day after me and

the Korean girl finish. Finish our trip,

but she said no sex,

but she would help me make videos or

The only thing that works for me is the Do

Not Bite titles and my problem with not

Nothing else works,

so I've given up trying anything else.

I feel like I'm gonna get hit in the face

with that baseball.

Make grass reviews. My problem with the

grass, it's too long and

it keeps moving. This is a touching grass

stream.

Maybe I'll stay with Blood Bucket when I

have to leave, when the Korean girl's mum