Trying Out Dead By Daylight-464534223

Oh no, it's doing it again.

Fucking hell.

Oh, that coffee's disgusting. What's that weird sound? What's that weird sound? It's like a weird grinding sound in the background. Um, I don't know, I think it's my computer fan. I think it's lagging again. The game is stuttering. It's stuttering now. Stuttering, stuttering. Oh, that stuttering is so Irritating. I don't know why it started stuttering because I checked my older streams from last week and it wasn't stuttering. Do you think it's the new monitor? I didn't have this stuttering problem before. Do you think the new monitor is causing it? My Twitch streams from about 5 days ago before I got the monitor, they were fine, they didn't stutter. And then yesterday's Rainbow Six stream was like a stuttering mess. So how do I fix that? Um. Hopefully I'll be playing this game today, but the whole stuttering thing is— oh, this coffee's horrible. Oh my God, what does she do? It tastes like, you know those little Nescafé pods? It tastes like she made one coffee and then she made my coffee using the used pod. She's got no brains. Can't even make one coffee. The mornings here are so irritating because it's so chaotic with her getting ready for work. She's rushing all over the place, dropping stuff, forgetting stuff. She has— I don't even know what she's doing. She wakes up at 8 o'clock and then she gets— she spends about an hour and a half rushing around getting ready. She makes breakfast. She makes this big fancy breakfast. Toast, scrambled eggs, a salad. Why don't you just get some cereal? She's rushing all over the place doing her makeup, washing, showering. How long does it take you to get ready? Takes me about 10 minutes. Just get in the shower, brush my teeth, have some cereal. I keep saying, why don't you get ready the night before? Get everything prepared in the evening so you don't have to rush around like a maniac in the morning. But no, she never listens to me. So annoying. I don't really know how to fix the stuttering. I think it might be because of the new monitor, because I checked my old streams from before I got the monitor. For example, if I go back to— stupid app. If I go back to 5 days ago— no, I played Resident Evil 2 on my new monitor, so this should have been on the new monitor, and people weren't complaining then about stuttering. So maybe it's not the new monitor. Let me see. The other thing I did differently was yesterday I played Rainbow Six in windowed mode instead of full-screen mode. That might have caused the stuttering. What do you think? Because when I was playing it last time without stuttering, I was in fullscreen mode. Yesterday was windowed mode. Buy a gaming PC. I have a gaming laptop. I don't want to have to spend more money on another computer. I can't watch your Twitch, Volt. It says subscriber only. Check now because I changed it a few days ago, so anyone can watch. Is the new fan on the way? Yeah, it should be coming in a few hours. Hopefully. But don't you like spending money for materialistic goods? Not if I don't need it. I like buying new things if I think I need it. I don't like buying new things if I don't really need it. And I only bought this laptop a couple months ago before I went to Germany. It's kind of silly to get a new computer so soon. Can I reset the Minecraft realm? I'll check it later. Let me guess, someone destroyed my house again. What could I do to improve things?

Options, options.

Where's display? Display options, fullscreen. Do you think it— do you think it changes anything or affects anything if I play in windowed mode instead of fullscreen? Daniel, are you going to add us? In a minute when I set things up. I like playing in windowed mode because I like to make the game window smaller so I can see the Streamlabs thing. I don't like playing in fullscreen mode, but I get— I have this feeling that fullscreen runs smoother.

Resolution.

I can't move the window around. The cursor is stuck inside of the game window. How do I move the window? Press Window key on keyboard. Oh yeah, I'm stupid, I don't even know how to use my computer. Okay, now I've moved it. I like having Streamlabs in fullscreen mode, and then I like putting the game window to the left near the center, and then I can have the chat on the right hand. Then I can easily read the chat Chat and play at the same time. Okay, how does it look? Wait, I'm making my coffee first.

Where's my coffee?

Oh, we have Nescafé. Oh my God, she didn't find his bill. What a coincidence. What the hell was that?

Fresh cream.

I can't get my coffee to go sweet. I put so much sugar in it, it's still not sweet. What the hell is this sugar? Okay, that's a bit better. What's the point of drinking coffee if you don't put sugar in it? Okay, let me see. Twitch notifications are shit. Yeah, they are. I was waiting for 5 minutes and there were still 0 people. Why all these platforms— Twitch, YouTube— they'll have rubbish notification systems? How hard is it to just notify people when you're doing something? Uh, I might do a notification on YouTube. Let's see if we can get a few extra. Sorry for the bad views on the last video. I have no idea what happened. That was terrible. I, I've never had a video get such terrible views. Even the apple milk video did better than that. It only has 5K views and it's been 12 hours. I usually have about 7 or 8K views by now. It did so badly, I can't believe it. My experience paying for sex in Japan in the same time frame had 8,000 views. This one only has 5,000. I feel like deleting it. It's just done so poorly. I guess no one gives a shit about mental illnesses. They'd rather just see me complain about people. Maybe, I don't know, maybe people aren't even getting notified about it. I think I should leave it up. Who knows, maybe in a few weeks' time people searching up bipolar disorder will find it and then see my channel. The only reason I did it was because I saw this other channel and she gets really bad views, but she made a few videos about bipolar and they got hundreds of thousands of views. So I thought I should do one as well. Maybe I'll get hundreds of thousands of views. It's a pretty shit video though, like all of my videos. Can I just start the game without doing this stupid tutorial? I hate tutorials. They think I'm so dumb I don't know how to figure out how to play a game by myself. I want to play— how do I add people then? Survive with friends. The videos with the most effort get the least views. Exactly. My videos where I put absolutely no effort in got the most views. You know, the ranting in front of the mirror, that took me like 10 seconds to make, and they get the most views because it's drama stuff. And then the Why I Have No Friends video, that was just a crappy video that took me 10 minutes to make. You had to add on Steam. I added everyone. You also get hate for self-diagnosing. I don't really care if I get hate as long as I get views, but I'm not getting views either. Maybe later, I don't know. Time will tell. So who's playing with me? This person? Let me know your username. Wait, this is the guy from Left 4 Dead. The old guy. Why is he in this game? That's weird. You know what people were saying in the comments? They were saying, shut up and give us drama. People just want drama. They're practically begging me. Begging me for more juicy drama instead of talking about boring stuff like bipolar. I think I do have bipolar because I feel great sometimes and sometimes I feel really bad. Um, let me check. Have I added you? I don't think we're friends. Did you add me on Steam? My name's Please Don't Punch Me. If you build up your channel around drama, then you'll get that kind of audience who only care about drama. Yeah, I guess my, my channel is built around drama. I didn't want to accept it because I didn't want to be all about drama. I wanted to be about, you know, talking about personal experiences, talking about my feelings. But I guess my channel really grew because of all the drama that happened, so I guess I need to find some more drama.

Chicken coop.

Yeah, I added Chicken Coop. Where are you in the game? Look, I'm— am I the old man from Left 4 Dead? Survivors, customize, add people. Oh, there you are. Chicken Coop invite. Where's Mishiranu? I can't see you. Charlotte Chan Aruna. Daniel needs to get a job. I wish he is banned. Oh, shut up. I don't want to get a job. I wish my channel would get more views. That's what I wish. I don't see you, Mishy. Oh, I didn't add you on Steam. I added you now. You should be— where are you? Sid Mish— is that you, Mishy? Maybe Sid. I don't know how to play this game, by the way. I just downloaded it last night. Okay, I'm ready. Let me know if the game sound is too loud or something, or too low, or my voice is too loud. Searching for match. So is the person who's hunting us, is he a player, a real person? That isn't me. Oh, I'm sorry, it said Mishy. I thought that was you. Who's not you? What happened?

Victim.

Who's this victim person? Who's Chicken Coop? I'm very confused who's who. How do I kick people out of the group. Oh, it's starting. It only costs £15. It's not very expensive. Is it an old game? It looks kind of dated.

Uh-huh.

So what do we do? Oh, oh, what the hell's happening? He just came out of nowhere. I died already.

Oh no. Wiggle.

Help me.

Ouch.

Attempt escape. Oh, he escaped. I didn't even see that. Plus, I have to hold down Ctrl to crouch. It's a bit difficult using my little finger. Oh, how does he keep finding me? I think I'm dead. Well, it was my first try. I died straight away. He just came out of nowhere from behind.

Try again.

Oh, I can add new people now. Survive, switch to killer. How do I add people? William Overbeck. Ice Poseidon said Daniel's channel will not survive 2019. When did he say that? He didn't say that. He doesn't talk about me anymore. My channel will last longer than his. So this Mishi is not Mishi Ranu. Where are you? I don't see you on my friends list. You need to use other YouTubers to get more views. I'm gonna use the Anime Man later on. Maybe Rachel and Jun again. They usually get pretty good views because the Rachel and Jun fanbase are so defensive and protective over Rachel and Jun. You say anything negative about Rachel and Jun, they'll come rushing over to the video to dislike it, leave a hate comment. So funny. I don't see Mishi on my friends list. You need to provoke Japanese trolls again. I don't know how to. What if I pretend my wife's pregnant? Complain about Japan again. I kind of ran out of things to complain about. I've got more things to complain about my wife, actually. Could make another why I hate my wife video, but I'm gonna get so many dislikes. I'll invite you. No, you can't because I'm already in a team. I need to invite you. Are you sure this Mishy person is not you? It sounds like you. Complain about other countries. I complained about Paris. That didn't get views, only got 20k. And then people calling me racist because I described a bunch of black guys as a gang, saying— and they said Don't just assume they're a gang because they're black. I didn't say they're a gang as in a criminal gang. I meant as in a group of people, a gang of people standing around. People don't understand what the meaning of gang is anymore. They think gang and they instantly think of a criminal gang. I didn't mean a criminal gang, although they probably were a criminal gang standing around selling counterfeit stuff. To tourists. When I say gang, I meant like a gang of kids, a gang of people. I have too many friends on my list. I can't see you. I'm gonna invite someone else. Who should I invite? Go to the menu. Why? Then I leave my lobby. I left the lobby now. Oh, now I have to invite everyone again. I don't want to play killer, I want to play a survivor. Did I get the invite? No, I'm inviting people. Don't invite me, I'll invite you. Oh, let's just start. Try again. Hmm, I've got an idea for tonight's video. I think it's quite a good idea. So what I'm gonna do is I'm going to delete the most popular video on my second channel and then re-upload it on my main channel.

Genius!

Because if it got good views on my second channel, that means it should get good views on my main channel.

Logic.

It got 3,000 views on my main channel, which is pretty good considering that channel only has 5K subs. So if I upload it onto a 90K sub channel, theoretically it should get 70K views. I'll just delete it off the second channel. The second channel can be like a testing ground. So if it gets good views on the second channel, it should get good views on the main channel. Only a few thousand people saw it on the second channel, so it doesn't really matter if they don't watch it because it's a reupload. It's quite a good plan. The second channel can be like a testing ground where they test nuclear bombs, see how effective they are. And then if they're good, then you test them out on a real country. So what do I do? I'm just gonna follow this person. So I get— I got killed so fast. We're supposed to hide, aren't we? Sounds like a desperate move. Well, I am desperate. My last video only got 5k views. What if I just hid here? I'm gonna hide. What's she doing? What are they doing? Supposed to repair it. Oh, she's telling me to come. Oh, he's chasing me! Leave me alone! Escapes. Is the killing person a real person, or is it just AI? I think it's AI. It looks pretty dumb. I don't know if I like this game. You should slow down with the Amazon orders. No, everything I buy off Amazon I need. I need this monitor because I'm a full-time professional Twitch gamer now. And I need the cooling fan so my laptop doesn't blow up. Do I save money? Yeah, I save all the money that I don't spend. We're gonna fix this engine and then something will happen. Aren't you scared? I don't really feel scared. For some reason, this game looks kind of cartoony, plus it's online. If Resident Evil 2 was online, it wouldn't be so scary. We fixed it. What, what does it do? Where did the other 2 people go? I know how to fix this. I'll play for maybe an hour and then refund it. I don't really think it's that amazing so far.

Hello!

It's not scary at all, it's just kind of funny. What is that? It looks like a massive spider. Um, I don't know about this game. Do you think streaming on YouTube is more profitable? I don't know, it's just kind of random. It depends if people donate or not. It doesn't matter if 1,000 people are watching if no one donates. It's hard to say really. I was doing Twitch full-time last year and I was making a decent amount off it, and then I stopped Twitch. I went back to YouTube for streaming. I don't know if I like this game. I'll try one more. I'm not really flabbergasted by it. How much did you make yesterday? I made quite a lot thanks to just one guy because he kept giving me bits. Can't remember how much though. I also got a new sub. Well, I say quite a lot, it's not that much actually. I'm gonna play one more game and then probably refund it. Oh, thank you for the 5 bitteroonies. How much money do you make each month? I make thousands, multiple thousands. I make 5 thousands. Don't Twitch subs give you $5 a month? It's actually around $2.50. Twitch takes half of it. I have, I have 20 subs. I don't really feel like playing this anymore. I want to play something else. I make millions of yen. What should I play? I think we're gonna refund it.

A bit boring.

What happened to the realm? I don't know. I haven't logged into it yet. I'm guessing someone destroyed it again. I made a little basement and I made a Kanito. I locked him up. I was beating him. I'm gonna play Rainbow Six. That game's good. How do I quit? Quit game. Well, that was a failure. Where's good old Rainbow Six? Rainbow Six never lets me down. Always have a good time on Rainbow Six. Check the realm. I'll check it later, in a few hours maybe. Finally, we can play a real man's game. Well, I tried. I gave it a try. If the game doesn't hook me in the first 2 matches, then— it just seemed kind of boring. You just run around the this forest, and then you repair an engine by holding down mouse button 1, and then you run away from the big bad guy. It just didn't really hook me very much. So while we're waiting for Rainbow, how was your day? Dead by Daylight is alright, but there's a lot of things you need to learn to enjoy the game. I don't have the patience to learn new things. Who do you think I am? I don't learn new things. I'm Daniel. I stick to what I know. You're not showing enough cleavage. What if I do this? Can I show nipples on Twitch? I don't know. I want to get the tobacco and the cherry crush flavor. Would I stream Classic WoW? Probably not. WoW's just boring. I tried playing it a few years ago, did a few quests, killed some frogs. It was so boring. Can't believe I was addicted to it. Can you believe I was addicted to World of Warcraft for 2 years? Where's Rainbow? Why is it taking so long to load? I can't believe I was addicted to it. Such a boring game, and you just run around whacking bears and toads 100,000 times so you can level up so you can whack more bears and toads. The PvP was quite fun. I used to like doing Battlegrounds, Arathi Basin, Alterac Valley, Warsong Gulch. I mainly played for PvP. I need to go to the toilet. Coffee makes me need to take a really bad shit. My new video only has 5,000 views. What the hell? Look, I, I can't even make a little update video. Saying I'm on Twitch now without a bunch of people moaning. This is getting so boring. I used to get so excited by this channel. It was fun while it lasted. Thank you for sharing your life with us. I used to defend you, now you're just a mess. Fuck off writing stupid comments. If you've got nothing good to say, don't say it. Why isn't Rainbow Six starting? Stupid game takes ages to load. The subreddit's happy about your views. Yeah, I bet they're celebrating, popping out the champagne. Daniel's channel's dying, hahaha. I can't open the game for some reason. I click it and then nothing happens. It just says preparing to launch and then it doesn't launch. What should I reply? Maybe I shouldn't reply. Everyone's liking that person's comment. I used to get so excited by his channel. It was fun while it lasted. Nothing lasts forever. That's the best thing I could think of. Well, finally it started. It's not my fault people are getting bored. I find it kind of insulting people get bored of my channel, but then people never get bored of Rachel and Jun and Ben Dean, as if they're so exciting. Everyone gets bored of everything. I could only get through 10 seconds of your newest vid. Yeah, it was a pretty shit video, wasn't it? I'm not proud of it. I just saw other channels making stuff like that and they got views. I thought I'd try it. Should have put it on my second channel, actually. What am I doing? Oh, Rainbow Six. I'm gonna try playing Rainbow Six in fullscreen mode, see if it lags like yesterday. You should re-alter— you should alter the re-upload so you don't get in trouble for spam. I'm going to delete it off the second channel first. I'll delete it off the second channel before I upload it. What vape do I have? It's a My Blue vape. I have Red Bull flavor. It's already lagging. Ah, bloody hell, why does it lag? It must be the new monitor. What else could it be? Let me check it. Watch how skilled I am. I'll go on, go straight in with pistols. I'll get headshots straight away. Oh, did you see my skill? Is it lagging? Oh, it is lagging. Okay, so fullscreen mode doesn't make any difference, so I'm gonna put it back to windowed mode. Options. Windowed.

Apply. Display.

If I change it down. When I played Resident Evil 2, it wasn't lagging, so why is it lagging now? I don't get it. What's different? Full screen doesn't make a difference. Full screen is still lagging. I just don't know what to do to fix it. The internet's not lagging. I think the internet's fine. The previous game was also lagging. Yeah, so it's something to do with something. The whole stream is lagging. Yeah, my camera is lagging as well. What's different between now and 5 days ago? Maybe I did something with the settings to break it. Sound isn't lagging, so it can't be the internet. So it's definitely my laptop. I put my laptop on the floor. The laptop's struggling. But how come it wasn't struggling when I played Resident Evil 2? Maybe it was colder. Maybe it's hotter. Yeah, I definitely feel hotter. Do you think it's the temperature? Well, we'll have to wait until Amazon comes. It says delivery on its way, so should come within an hour or 2.

Hopefully.

If the new cooling fans don't help, then I don't know what to do. Put ice on it? I ordered one of those laptop fan things you put your laptop on. Whoa, did you see that skill? Took her down. Well, I'm not sure what I can do to I don't know how to fix it apart from getting the fan. If the fan doesn't work— Close some programs in the background. I only have Chrome open. I'll close Chrome down. Have you tried air dusting it? I flipped it upside down and there was a big thick layer of dust on the fan vent. I removed that, but it doesn't seem to have made much of a difference. I have the air conditioning on, it's just not on very strong. It's on enough so I don't start sweating. Check the temperature when you have a busy game running. I can't check it without minimizing the game. I don't know how to. Temperature's around 90, 95.

Activated search.

95 degrees. Why is it so hot? I have no idea. It's on the floor. There's no carpet, it's not a carpet floor. It says 91. I could turn cooler boost on, but it doesn't cool it down by much. Cools it down by about 5 degrees and then it just heats up again. Do I use it all day?

Yes.

What if I get my fan over there and aim it at my laptop? What if I pour water onto it? It's actually resting on top of the monitor's power brick. It looks funny. One side of it is elevated on top of the monitor's power brick, which is Very hot. Can you elevate it with something else? I don't really have anything else. I could put it on top of my coffee cup. Oh, why is everything so difficult? I can elevate it on top of the cables. It's on top of the cables. The reason why I like Rainbow Six is because it basically takes no, no brainpower. You just run around, put down some traps and gadgets, and Look out for the enemy and then you just shoot them. You don't have to worry about anything else. It's funny how when I streamed on my phone I never had any of these problems. Stream on my phone? Yeah, I should just stream on my phone.

Stream—

What if I did that? That's not actually a bad idea. If I just Put my phone on a tripod, aimed it at my computer instead of using screen recording software. Do you think that's a good idea? And then I could sellotape a mirror, mirror to the monitor. Whoa, I completely missed the knife! Which software are you using? I'm using Streamlabs OBS by RealPC. I can't buy a real PC, my YouTube channel's dying. Can't afford to spend another $1,000. And would a PC even solve the problem? Would it? I don't know. What if it doesn't? Oh! I could give my laptop to my wife, get a gaming PC. Me and my wife, we can play Minecraft together and stream it. But then I have to teach my wife how to play Minecraft. Such a pain. I wish I had a wife who's interested in gaming. That'd be great. Who here is a girl who likes gaming who wants to be my second wife? And we can stream together. We'll make a house, have Minecraft sex in it. Would I do another video on Nobita? No. I might do another one on Konaito. Full caps: Konaito reported my video. What a petty loser. And then I can just complain about him reporting my video. People seem to like it when I complain about people and insult them.

Nobody cares.

Excuse me, 20,000 people care since I have over 20,000 views on all of my problem videos. Doesn't matter, your views drops, you have to make more videos. Yeah, I guess I just have to keep pumping out more stuff. Instead of doing one video every 2 days, I do 4 videos every day to make up. Now that's just going to kill the channel faster. I need quality content. Will I check the realm later? Yes, I will. Can I remove the power brick away? I did, I pulled it out from underneath. Nobody cares if you're bipolar. Yeah, okay, don't need to rub it in. I got the message loud and clear. I thought people wanted to listen to my personal struggles in life, but I guess not. Why do I have to pay to watch your VOD? You don't. I changed it so anyone can watch it. You— anyone should be able to click on my past broadcasts now. You are not bipolar. How do you know? Sometimes I feel really depressed, and then sometimes I feel really hyper. I jump around all over the place. You've seen me when I act hyper. I jump around, I do my, my dance. And then sometimes I feel really negative. How's that not bipolar? That's literally bipolar. Isn't that just called being depressed? But if you're depressed, aren't you depressed all the time? I'm not depressed all the time, I'm depressed some of the time. Why do people subscribe on Twitch if you can get everything for free? Because you get this. Amazing handmade emoticon that I've just showed in the chat. You get access to that wonderful piece of art, and you can use it how many times you want in the chat. I think that's worth $5 a month, don't you? Though it's definitely worth $5 a month. You can use it as many times as you like. And you also Fuck. You also get my special thanks. I don't know what else to offer. If you wanna sub, I can send you a dick pic if you like dick pics for subs. I will suck your dick.

For subs.

Why do you like to delete your videos so much when they still get revenue? Because it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing having a video on my channel which only has 5K views. It's like a stain that I want to remove. It won't get much money anyway. He always deletes his videos. I don't. I have over 200 videos on my channel. If I deleted all of them, then there would be zero. I only delete the ones that don't get very good views and the ones that get demonetized. Laptop fan is at 79 degrees. Would I suck dick for a shoutout? It depends who's giving the shoutout. Would you like to know my plans for today? Gonna stream until maybe 2 PM, then upload my new video. And then masturbate furiously. I hate when you delete live streams. I have to delete them because sometimes I say Weird stuff that could get me into trouble. It's not worth the risk.

Bomb location acknowledged.

The hell? That was terrible. When you do doggy style with your wife, does she let you spank her? She lets me do anything apart from anal. Yeah, I know it's lagging, there's nothing I can do. Aren't you supposed to be stealthy? I don't have the patience to Be stealthy. I can try and lower the graphics. It's already on medium, won't make much of a difference. Professional stream Twitcher— Twitch streamer. I need to brush my teeth, I forgot. Before the coffee stains my tea. Before the coffee stains my tea. You can change FPS settings in your streaming software. The bitrate is already pretty low. I don't know how to do it. It's too complicated. Get a PS4. Can I stream on Twitch from a PS4? Use a different device for streaming. You know what I could do? I could take mic off of the stand, put my phone on the stand, and then just film what's in front of me, and then put a mirror— I don't even need a mirror. You probably don't want to see my face. Yes, you can stream on Twitch via PS4.

Really?

Can you do Streamlabs? Is it lagging that badly? Worse than yesterday? But I wanted to offer high-quality gaming content on my Twitch channel. Do I think Muslims should be allowed into England? It depends, really. Are they good Muslims or are they bad Muslims? If they're good, then sure. If they're bad, then no. We shouldn't let bad people in. We should let the good people in. And they should give me Money for not doing anything. That would be a good political party that I would like to vote for. Daniel gets free money and he gets 5 girlfriends provided by the government and a big house so he can play Rainbow Six. That'll be the best political party ever. I see you. Why, why can't I aim today? Fuck it, I'll just knife him. Knife never misses. Stupid person. Was Turkish girl Muslim? No, she said she wasn't. No mudslinging. That's— I'm not gonna read that, that's very racist. I do not break the terms of I don't think Connor would gain subs even if you made another video on him. Yeah, even though I gave him all that exposure, his channel didn't grow at all. So the person complaining about being— about how she used to get excited by the channel. She says, I want petrol Daniel station— I mean, I want, I want petrol station Daniel. I want introspective Daniel, not fake Daniel. It's hard to relate to happily married Daniel. You don't cater to us loners anymore. So you want me to be lonely and sad for my whole life?

Sad face.

It's like people just want me to be sad and miserable for content, and then when I'm finally in a place where I'm not so sad, then they're unhappy with it. Well, I'm so sorry that I'm finally not as depressed as I used to be. If I had to choose between being depressed and getting views and not being depressed but getting less views, I think I'd choose the second option. Sad to see you vaping. Why? I thought it made me look cool. So the people who are sad and lonely, they're losing interest because they can't relate to me anymore because I'm no longer sad and lonely. How can I pretend to be sad and lonely when I'm married? My wife doesn't talk to me anymore. I'm sad and lonely. I'm not really lonely anymore, which is great. One of the benefits of being married is you don't feel lonely. You feel the opposite, you feel a bit suffocated. I'm so glad my wife works nearly every day. I don't have to be stuck with her every day, all day long. Being together a few hours in the evening is great. All day long is— It's a bit— it's a bit much all day. I hate it when people do that spawn killing. Lame. Is vaping addictive? Not really, I just enjoy sucking it. And then blowing out magical puffs of clouds. You need to understand your audience. I do. They want drama, but I don't have any. So it's either just make boring stuff or make stuff up. Those are my only options. Or, third option, leave my wife again and start screwing random girls and destroy my life. Well, if anyone here wants to sleep with me so I can make content, I'm free tomorrow. I thought people liked my wife. You ghosted RevengeStar. I knew she wasn't serious about having sex. I'm not allowed to have sex anyway. Without wifey, your channel will die. But people are saying the opposite. Traveling with wifey still gets views, usually about 20k. Cruise ship I only got 12K though. Cruise ship was boring. Yeah, it was pretty boring. We got on a boat Sat down, ate cake, looked at the sea. It was so dull. But that's what real life is like. Real life is pretty dull. Crazy things don't usually happen unless you make them happen. And you script things like Ice Poseidon allegedly does. You should have flirted with women. I secretly filmed them. I don't inhale my vape. So I don't think I'm in any danger. Revenge Star updates? No, she hasn't messaged me since then. I keep dying. I'm thinking about deleting the bipolar video. I'm not proud of it. How's my second channel doing? It's doing pretty well. It's not doing too badly. Bipolar video may explain. If it doesn't explode in a few weeks or months, I'd say you keep it. Yeah, that's true. If I delete it, there's a 0% chance of it getting views, but if I leave it up, it might get picked up, or it might get viewed by people just searching for bipolar. I want to delete it because it's embarrassing, but then if I delete it, then there's no chance of it ever Getting more views. I feel embarrassed having videos that get low views. I deleted the apple milk video. I deleted the mukbang video because it got only 10k. I thought you didn't care what people think. I think it's a matter of pride. I feel kind of Prideful? That's not the word. I want to get decent views on all of my videos. I don't want to have videos up there that get shit views. It means I failed as a content creator. It's like a big sign that says I failed to understand what my audience wants. Try again next time. I think tonight's video should do well because it did well on the second channel, so theoretically it should do well on the main, but you never know. Maybe it won't do well.

10 seconds to go.

The new video is me walking into a shop and then I have an awkward conversation. Not really a conversation. I ask a Japanese man some questions and then he talks to me. Pretty unexpected, don't you think? Since when have I ever talked to a stranger on my channel? People will be like, oh wow, Daniel's talking to a stranger, we've never seen this before. If it does well, I could do other things like Talking to a homeless Japanese man in the park. I just strap my GoPro on, secretly film me having a weird conversation, awkward conversation. What should I title it? The main channel title was just Talking to a Japanese Man in a Shop, but what if I put awkward or embarrassing conversation? Awkward conversation with Have you considered making react videos? The reason why I wouldn't do that is because I don't like using other people's videos. I get worried about copyright strikes. Do you know what I really want to do? If you've seen my walk-around GoPro video on my second channel, I walked down the street and I walked past this cafe. It was like one of these shady cafes where you pay money to drink with a girl, and they started waving at me, trying to get me to come in. I just walked past. Wouldn't it be funny if I walked in and then I spent $20 to have a drink with a cute girl for half an hour? Should I go in there? It would make pretty funny content, wouldn't it? I think it would be pretty funny. It'll be really awkward. Most of those places don't let you film. I don't know if they would even notice I'm filming. And then I could just say, oh look, I'm not filming, it's off. Because you can switch— you can set it to screensaver, so the screen turns itself off after a minute of filming. I can just pretend I'm not filming. And then I could put the cute girl in the thumbnail. That might get views. I could call it something like, I paid $50 To drink with a cute girl. Sounds like Tobto Shinchi. I don't think they'll do sexual things. I think it's just a drink. I might do that, but it's a lot of effort. I'm pretty nervous. Even the idea is making me really nervous right now. I would need to be right out of the dip to even dare do that. And then the girl gives me a BJ at the end, and that's where the video cuts off, and then it goes black. It says, watch the rest of this video on my website, daniellord.com, where she gives me a BJ. $50 for lifetime entry to my secret videos. Like David Bond. Oh, thank you. We just lost you one. Mr. Cockroach. Yeah, I saw that post. Someone on the subreddit thinks he knows where I live. That's not where I live. That's just the street I walked down when I rushed out to go and meet Ice Poseidon. They think I live in the building next to the bike shop. That's not where I live. I don't care anyway. What are they gonna do, fly to Japan and beat me up? They won't do anything. They think I'm bothered. I don't care if I'm doxxed. I'll tell you my address right now, but my wife wouldn't like it. I'm not worried because I live in a big building that has A security entrance, security door with a code. You can't get in. I'm on a very high level of the building, so it's not like you wouldn't even know which room I'm in. Even if you knew the building, how would you know which room I'm in? There's loads of rooms in this building, so it's not like you could egg the place or smash the window. You wouldn't know which window. And you wouldn't even be able to do it because I'm so high up in the building. Unless someone's completely nuts and they bring a ladder and they somehow find out the room number. What are they gonna do? They're not gonna do anything. And even if they do do something, then it will give me content. Crazy person tried to break into my house. As long as I don't die, everything's content. You get these horror stories of Japanese celebrities where they have crazy fans and they found out where they lived and they do weird stuff like breaking the windows, or they put peanut butter all around the locks. Oh, there's one weirdo in Japan on this TV show. And they were putting super glue inside of the locks of doors. And it turns out it was actually some kind of, uh, door repairman. He was doing it to increase business. He was going out at night breaking people's locks so they would come to him to pay him to repair it. And he got caught. It was pretty funny. And then there was this other guy who went around slashing everyone's tires. He got caught as well. Japanese people do weird stuff. There's this other person, they went around supermarkets putting needles inside of loaves of bread. He would just poke the needle into the bread and then put it back. I can make a video about that. What the fuck? Japan and then put weird stories. There's also this weird prefecture in Japan where when the cars drive past, all of the kids who are walking along the road, they'll stop walking and bow to the car. Every single car that drives past, they'll stop and bow to it. It's so weird. Can you imagine how irritating that is? You're trying to walk home and then you have to stop and bow at every single car that drives past you. Very weird.

You're all right.

I'm doing really badly today. I don't know why. Was he a tire salesman? Yeah, he could be a tire selling person slashing people's tires. Increase business. The K-pop fans are pretty crazy as well. They do stuff like trying to sneak into the K— Korean idol's house so they could kiss him while he's sleeping. They're really creepy fans. Fans are a bit scary. I don't know what's more scary, the haters or the mega fans who do weird stuff. Some people, they take it too far. They don't know— they don't know how to be normal. They just cross the line. Thanks, Daniel. My video on you got over 500 views. You're welcome. If you want to get views, make a video about me. It works for Kynaito, he got 10,000 views. It works for Elvis, he got 1 million views. It works for a bunch of people. Some other guy got 50,000 for his video on me. Did you see that? I just ran in and shot his friend in the back. Knifed his friend. I treat my wife like shit. Women like it when men treat them like shit. They like bad boys. Women don't like nice guys. The worse you treat them, the more they want you. That's how Biology works. When you act as if you don't really care if they leave you or not, then that makes them feel worried. And that makes them want to stay with you even more. If you suck up to them and you make them feel like you're never gonna leave them, then they don't worry about you leaving them, and then they treat you like shit. I don't treat her like shit. We're just joking around. I'm a gentleman.

Complete nonsense.

It's not complete nonsense. It's scientifically proven that if the woman feels as though the man might leave her any moment, she'll try and hold on to him tighter. It's simple psychology. If the woman thinks she has you, then she's not going to care about having you. But if she thinks she might lose you at any time, she's going to be on her best behavior. You've been watching Coach Red Pill too much. Maybe. It's simple psychology. Oh, thank you, Hogs Teeth. Oh, thank you, Andy. I'm trying to have fun, but people are trying to ruin my life. I'm a simple guy. I like playing Rainbow Six. I don't really like all the drama, to be honest. I like that it gets views, but I don't like the drama because it ruins my life and it's a pain. I'd rather not have drama. Even I'm lagging. I'm starting to lag myself, actually. My computer's gonna explode before the Amazon person comes. Who's shooting me? I would cut off my thumb for views. The Hong Kong guy plan is to become Daniel's friend so he can later fuck Chihiro. I kind of ghosted the Hong Kong guy. Don't really feel like meeting him. Why I don't talk to the Hong Kong guy anymore. Did you let the separation arc happen because of views? No, I let, I let the separation arc happen because of sex. I wanted to have sex with some fangirls. I want to have sex with German girl, Turkish girl, the Essex girl, plus get views. I did all that. It wasn't that great. Went back to my wife, became a professional Twitch streamer. It was okay, I guess. Yeah, it was, it was okay. I'm glad I tried it. I wish I had sex with the Essex girl and the German girl. My biggest regrets— I should have pretended to like the Essex girl and became her girlfriend— I mean, her boyfriend— and then had sex with her, and then dump her and go back to my wife. But I don't think my wife would have taken me back if I had sex with the Essex girl, so I chose my wife. I kind of forgot what the Essex Girl looked like. I think people would have gotten bored even if I hooked up with the Essex Girl. Just imagine it. Let's do an alternate history experience right now. We'll go back to the end of May. Daniel decides to propose— I mean, Daniel decides to enter a relationship with the Essex Girl. They go on another date in London. They go to a hotel and have cereal. A few weeks later, they move in together. So Daniel's now living in Essex with the Essex girl. Do you think that would have been very interesting? I don't know. It would have just been me living in her house in Essex instead of living here in Japan. What kind of content could I make? My experience dating the Essex girl, 2 weeks later. I couldn't say anything bad about her because she'd get upset, and she was really sensitive. She would get upset very easily. And then I would have to live in bloody Essex, the most boring place in England. Chav central. If I had to choose between living in Essex Or Japan, it's a no-brainer. Leak her nudes. I didn't save— well, I have her boobs, but I didn't save her other nudes because I thought we were gonna have sex. I didn't think she'd be so fussy. When I was in Germany, we were full Full-on sex talking, sexting each other. I didn't think she would want me to commit to her first. Oh my goodness. Leak Persephone's nudes. Well, she has a public Pornhub, so there's no point. The Essex girl's boobs were pretty big. They were quite large. I think I would have felt very bored in Essex after everyone got used to my new girlfriend. Things would have just gone back to how it is now, me playing Rainbow Six. Being bored, complaining about stuff. It would have been good for maybe a couple videos at the beginning because it was new, but I don't think it would have grown the channel. It would have boosted the views a little bit for a while. I think my wife is better looking. Yeah, my wife's older, but she's still better looking. And lots of people already like Chihiro. She's like a staple character. I need to find out how to incorporate her more. I think the Traveling with Chihiro videos are good. People seem to like them. They're getting around 20k views. Maybe I'll do more Cooking with Chihiro. What do you think? Cooking traditional Japanese dishes. I would have took Essex Girl. You would have chosen Essex Girl over my wife? Are you sure? I think my wife is more attractive. Plus, she doesn't really care if I make videos about her, whereas the Essex Girl probably wouldn't have wanted me to make videos about her or showing her, so I would have been very limited. I wouldn't be able to make much about the Essex Girl. My wife lets me make whatever I want to make, and she lets me film her, so that's a big help. Do you think Cooking with Daniel cooking the big massive sausage would have gotten more views than the bipolar title? Let's just change the title to So you're cooking a massive sausage. It's not clickbait because it's true. I did cook a massive sausage. By the way, I forgot to take the plastic off the sausage. There was still plastic wrapped around it and I was chewing it and I was chewing off all this plastic into my mouth, and I cooked the sausage in the, in the plastic. I'm surprised the plastic didn't melt onto the meat. It was disgusting. I think I swallowed some of this— of the plastic on the sausage. I could feel it scratching my throat as it went down. It's pretty gross. Do you have a fangirl hotter than the Essex except the German girl? Yeah, there was this Japanese-American girl who was really hot. She was like 8 out of 10. Young, supple. The only problem was she had loads of little self-harm scars underneath her boobies. She was a bit mental. She used to send me videos of herself in her car Touching herself, and she had a picture of me on her camera, and she was licking the screen, and then she wrote my name on her boob in red pen. She used to go to the library. She went into the private rooms, and then she would strip inside of the room and touch herself. She was completely nuts, but she was very attractive. I couldn't believe the stuff she was doing in a library, in a private room where the door had a window on the door so you could see into it, and she would strip in there and then start filming. She would send it to me. She said she was going to meet me twice, but she ghosted me twice. First she said she was going to come to Japan, and then she ghosted me for a year, and then she messaged me again when I was in England saying she was going to come to London to see me. Then she ghosted me again. So screw her, wasting my time. I wouldn't want to be her boyfriend. She's completely nuts. Although she is cute, she's very cute. Can you imagine dating her though? Be such a headache. The good thing about my wife is she's pretty mentally stable. She's not a wacko. She's got her head screwed on properly. She doesn't get depressed, she doesn't have weird mental illnesses. You have nearly 2,000 hours in the game. Yep, I'm a professional. I'm trying to get 10,000 hours. You almost broke Chihiro. Yeah, but she's fine now. She only got mentally ill because she loves me so much. It's a sign that she loves me. She needs me. She can't live without me. I left her and she had to go to a mental clinic. I I think that's a good indication of how important I am to her. I don't think she's crazy. She went on dates with other guys, but she still preferred me more than those guys who are probably better looking, probably have real jobs. probably have social skills. She'd rather be with me. I think that says something of how charming I am. I'm just kind of lagging. I don't know why I'm lagging. My CPU's at 82 degrees. I'm dropping frames all over the Everything's closed. I just have Streamlabs open and Rainbow. Why did she bone them if she doesn't like them? Because she's trying to get over me. You can't get over me. Once I'm in your mind, I'm there permanently, whether you like it or not. I had this weird dream last night, actually, that she left her phone on. Unlocked and I checked it and she was getting messages and she was sexting this guy. I woke up from that dream with this massive hard-on. It really turned me on for some reason. I started dry-humping her from behind. GPU temperature is 58. Whoa, my chair's falling. If I fall backwards That'll be embarrassing. There's so much rubbish behind me. There's this little table full of her makeup and stuff, and I'm just wedged in this corner. There's barely any room. Are we going to have kids? No, I highly doubt it. I can show you the world on my magical Why do you never kiss or show much affection? I do, I just don't do it on video. Just because I don't do things on a video or on streams doesn't Doesn't mean I don't do it off stream, off camera. Kiss her all the time. I don't shit on streams or videos either. Doesn't mean I never shit. I just do it off camera. I don't want to kiss on stream or video because it's weird. We do not want to see you shit. I'm sure someone does. Who would pay to see me shit on the floor? And then stand in it with my bare feet. Would you pay?

No.

There's one time I had a bit of a scat fetish. Where I'd watch guys putting their finger into the peanut butter jar, if you know what I mean. That was pretty hot. I think I shouldn't go into too much detail about that on Twitch. I heard people getting suspended For talking about cereal things in graphic detail. I really want to say it though. No, I shouldn't say it. Well, they were dipping the sausages into the peanut butter jar and it was making a mess all over the place. No, I shouldn't say it. I think Twitch is pretty strict when it comes to that kind of conversation. YouTube is okay for some reason. I can say anything on streams on YouTube. And it will stay monetized. Haven't you said it already? No, I don't think so. So annoying that you're not allowed to just say anything you want to. It's like being treated like a kid. I'm an adult. If I want to talk about Poop and dicks. I should be able to talk about that without getting punished. I ran straight in front of him. He couldn't even kill me because I'm so fast. Make your wife cosplay for views. I'm actually going to make a GoPro video when I go to Don Quijote and I buy Japanese schoolgirl uniform. That's one of my ideas. I think it would be quite good. I'll ask them in English first. I'll go up to the counter and say, um, do you have high school uniforms? High school uniform? And then maybe I'll be daring and I'll ask if they've ever worn one before. I have to make sure it's a A cute, cute woman, not some old man. Have you ever tried one on before? Don Quijote. Don, don, don, donkey. Where's the Amazon guy?

I don't know.

It says out for delivery, but there's still 2 gray boxes left. I want to do videos where I go out into public with my GoPro and I just film weird interactions and then make that my content. Surely that must get more views than just talking about bipolar and stuff like that. Surely. David Bond said I should do that. He said, just go out with the GoPro and film funny interactions. Dead by Daylight. It's not what I expected. I'd like to request a refund. PayPal. Choose refund reason. It's not fun. Hahaha, I love the way you can refund games on Steam. I refunded Resident Evil 2 as well. Like asking if people have seen your girlfriend who used to work there. Yeah, I should have filmed that when I was in Oita. That would have been so funny. I was going around shops showing them my picture of my ex, asking them if they knew her. It was so stupid, but it was kind of funny. I might do challenges like asking 100 Japanese girls if they'll marry me. I'll just go up to random Japanese girls and say, excuse me, will you be my girlfriend? Asking 100 Japanese girls if they'll be my girlfriend. Come on, if that doesn't go viral, that has to go viral. It's funny. 100 is a bit much. How about 20? It's been done before. Are you sure? Doesn't matter if it's been done before, still good idea. Asking Japanese girls— asking Japanese girls to be my girlfriend. Adrian Vlogs, 2 months ago, only got 1,000 views. Okay, maybe it's not a very good idea. I thought it'd be a good idea, but that guy did it, he only got 1K views. So So maybe it's not that great. Touching 100 Japanese girls from behind and then running away. I think I'm gonna get banned for doing that. I'm the next Sam Pepper. Sam Pepper in Japan. Following 20 Japanese high school girls for 20 minutes. Depends how big your audience is. I don't know, because I've seen very, very tiny channels get viral hits, and I've seen very, very big channels get bad views. If it's going to go viral, it'll go viral regardless of how big the channel is. You might get deported. Well, then I have content. I'm getting kicked out of Japan. I'm going to Thailand. I found a new Taiwanese— Thai girlfriend. My Thai girlfriend is actually a man. He tricked me. I got catfished by a ladyboy. So many potential titles there. Does Chihiro go to Tokyo often? No, she never goes.

Whoa!

Killed in good. Why I like how my Thai girlfriend has a dick. Spicy content. Oh my goodness, my reaction skill is so bad today. I don't know what's happening. Yesterday I was on fire. Today I'm just playing so badly. I think it's because there's more people watching today and I feel under pressure.

Under pressure.

David Bond made a video about Bitcoin and got terrible views. He got 6K views and he has 400,000 subs. You see, it doesn't matter how much subs you have. If you make videos that your subs didn't subscribe for, they're not gonna watch it. Even if you have a million subscribers, if you make a video about your shoelace, they're not gonna watch it, are they? Please don't refund Dead by Daylight. Too late, I already did. No, I just don't find it fun. I'm very sorry, I gave it a chance. I don't see how it would become more fun. I just don't. I'd rather play Rainbow Six. Rainbow Six is more fun and it has that same element of hunting the opposite team. I'd watch your streams more often, but the time difference makes it hard. Are you from America? I need to stream earlier, but I can't because my wife makes so much noise getting ready in the morning. She has TV on, she's rushing up and down. Germany. Oh, when I stream in the morning in Japan, I think it's midnight for Europe, so I would have to stream at At 6 AM in the morning, Japan time. Can I play Rainbow Six with viewers? I could, but no one here seems to play it, and I'm on Asian servers, so you'd probably start lagging if you're in Europe or America and you try and join the Asian server. PewDiePie could make a video about his shoelace and get 4 million. That's true. Rachel and Jun could make a video about pots and pans and get 2 million. Oh wait, they did. I suppose if your fans or your viewers love you enough, they'll watch anything. The problem is most people hate me. Most people hate me, and then most people only watch for the drama, so that leaves a very, very small group who will watch anything I make. High CPU usage by Rainbow Six. Oh well, thank you Norton for telling me. Should I just make a Cooking with Daniel video without anything else? Just 10 minutes of cooking. What should I make? My head's very itchy. I'm from America. You started streaming at 7 PM my time. I think that's a good time to start streaming. I should keep this up, just do a couple hours streaming in the morning on Twitch until maybe 1 or 2 PM Japan time. Try a traditional Japanese dish. I could try making onigiri. It's like a rice ball, you put stuff into it. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do actually. I'm gonna make that next. How to make traditional Japanese rice balls. I'll get some rice. I might just buy the rice. Instead of cooking my own rice. And I'll make fillings. What fillings should I make? I could make tuna and mayonnaise. I'm getting hungry now. And I'll get some seaweed. Start doing sex shows. I don't know if I want to do that. I'm not that desperate. When I'm desperate enough, I'll go on to ChatterBait and I'll start doing livestreams touching my peepee. Who here would watch me on ChatterBait? I would watch you on ChatterBait, especially with your wife. I don't think my wife would join. Or what if I don't tell my wife It's Chatterbait, and then she thinks it's just a Twitch stream. That would be sneaky. I tricked my wife into streaming on Chatterbait. What if I secretly filmed it? That would be very naughty. We both suck so much. Did you see us? We were just walking to each other, completely missing, and then we knifed each other. Did you see that? Look, look at us. That was so bad. Check the realm. Uh, I could check it now. Let's see if I can run 2 games at the same time without it blowing up. Oh no, I can't. I have to choose either Rainbow Six or Minecraft. Can't have 2. Minecraft. Wait, there's 2 Minecrafts open. That's weird. I'll just quickly check what's happening. It says I have a message. New invites. Is bitch boy Kaito's prison cage in there? It might be if it's not lava'd. Hopefully I can connect. I bet it was Kaito. Someone rescued Kaito, set him free into the wild. Oh, it's working! Oh hey, look! It's still here. My house isn't on fire. Amazing. I can't believe it. My beautiful house survived the Okay, let me show you my house. So this is my house.

Very nice.

I'll show you the entrance first. I've got some signs. Daniel's house. Fuck off. Private property. Do not destroy or else. Oh, that's my servant over there. He manages things. This is the stove that generates heat for the upstairs jacuzzi. I'll show you. Generates heat for the jacuzzi here, goes up into the ceiling, which insulates the entire building. And then this is the jacuzzi. Sit in here to relax. You can just relax like that. And then we go downstairs. Oh, look, my servant's sleeping. Wake up! Oh, I broke his bed. Get back to work. We can go down and see how Kanae is doing. He's gone! Oh no, he's there, but he's invisible. For some reason he went invisible. I can't get him to stop going invisible now, so I'm gonna kill him. I can't click him. Bitch boy Koneito, you're my prisoner now, bitch. He died. I'll bring him back to life. Oh, he's gone invisible again. How do I take away his invisibility stuff? I think I'll just get a villager to be him because the trader guy, he has potions. I don't want— There, there's Kaito. There's no women villagers. I want women. Not ugly, bald, big-nosed men. And then upstairs we have a loft with access to a balcony. In the loft we just have chests. That's my house. The last house Got burnt down by this idiot. I flew so far away from the spawn point, I'm not even sure where I am. Now I have no idea where the spawn point is. I flew far away from it so people couldn't find my house and then destroy it. I can't kill myself because I'm on creative mode. I'm invincible. Do you like that, Connor?

Ahaha!

He likes it. He likes being spanked. There's a hostile mob called Vindicators. Let me see. Vindicator. Are you sure you're not trolling? Are you? Let me see what he looks like first. He just looks like a, a gray villager.

Haha.

There's no lumberjack that I know of. There's villagers and there's merchants. We had cats, but they all ran away. Someone keeps opening the door and letting them out. Anyway, let's get back to Rainbow. I'm very happy my house is safe. I was scared it was going to be broken. What do you like about Rainbow? I like the atmosphere. I like the buildings and the settings. I like the different operators. There's lots of things to like about it. It's a pretty good game. I like how realistic it is. I like the guns. I like Everything. What's not to like? You get to pretend to be a SWAT team person or a terrorist. I don't want to try any other games now. Every time I try a different game, it's always boring and I go back to Rainbow Six. I've tried lots. I tried Resident Evil 2, tried Dead by Daylight. Rainbow Six just blows them all out of the water.

Protect the bomb.

This is a real man's game.

Bot location compromised.

Plan accordingly. I'll just play Rainbow, get really good at it. Maybe I'll become a pro player, get into tournaments and stuff.

10 seconds to retreat. 5 seconds left.

Check my old house. I can't because I can't remember where it is. I forgot its location. I flew very far away so no one could find me. Sometimes I forget if I'm the defender or the attacker. I prefer attacking. I just like running around. Defending is a bit boring because you have to wait until the enemy team enters. At least when, when you're attacking, you can just run in.

Where's Amazon?

It's still 2 boxes away. It could take several hours. What day is it today? It's Friday. We're going to see Lion King on Sunday. Bet it's gonna be rubbish. The characters look nothing like the characters. They just look like real animals. It looks like Simba looks like a real lion. Timon and Pumbaa just look like animals. They don't look anything like the characters on— from the animated film. It's just like watching a bunch of random animals. It's too realistic. They should have made it realistic, but they should have made it look like the characters. I cried watching Lion King. I think my parents took me and my sister to watch it in the cinema. I cried when Mufasa gets killed. It's so sad. My wife wants to see it. I'm a bit curious. I want to see it as well, but I'm not too fussed. It seems interesting. It might be interesting. Aladdin was quite good. It was okay, not too bad. It was a bit weird seeing Will Smith as a big blue guy. And did they CGI his muscles on? Because I don't think he's that muscular. He was really muscular in Aladdin, wasn't he? Yeah, he was. Will Smith. He's not that muscular in real life. Or is he? I love the voice actor from Lion King who plays Scar, that English guy. He has such an evil-sounding voice. I didn't know that Mr. Bean plays the voice of Zazu until recently. I didn't notice. I knew Mufasa was played by Darth Vader. Zazu even kind of looks like Mr. Bean. I used to play this Lion King game on the Sega Mega Drive. It was called Lion King. It was a It's a 2D side-scrolling platformer. You played as Simba. You jump up and down, and then you grow up into adult Simba, and then you can attack people. You can attack animals. I want to have sex with the girl lion. That scene when Simba and the girl lion are Making out in the jungle, that's hot. I want to see them bang. James Earl Jones is 90. How do people live so long? So unfair. My dad didn't even make it to 70, and then bloody Darth Vader lives until he's 90. It just shows there's no karma in the world. I have sushi for lunch.

Sushi?

Salmon, prawns. My thoughts on Jeremy Corbyn? He's kind of boring and dull. He needs to shave. I like Jeremy Clarkson. He's funny. I didn't like in Chris Broad's new video, I didn't like how they Insulted Jeremy Clarkson. What did Chris Broad say about Jeremy when he was doing his impression? What was the video called? He drives a car. Which one is it? 24 Hours in Fukuoka, maybe? No, it wasn't that one. Japan's Paradise? No. He said something about Jeremy Clarkson being a misogynist during his impersonate— impersonation.

To miss this place out would be a crime. In 6 years I've traveled Japan far and wide, and it's all been building up to this moment. A pizza vending machine. You're not. You're not.

This is all natural.

I mean, the other thing I saw is on top of that rock, it looks like a giant— And that doesn't have to be Japan, but like, you just gotta, you know, um, try to hold the handrail. Absolutely amazing.

So annoying Chris gets so many more views than I do. I struggle to get 20K and then bloody Chris gets half a million all the time. I feel so insulted. I can't even compete with some random white bloke from Sutton Valence. I feel so So unfair. I make way more videos than he does. He only uploads twice a month. I upload every day. I work way harder than he does. He just travels around and eats sushi and then goes to a hot spring. He does the same thing every time. My videos are shit. No, they're not. How are they shit? They've got music, text, I have cooking segments, I talk about my feelings. What does Chris do? He just shows you Japan and then eats sushi and then sits in a hot spring.

Matsuyama City. For a day, try to teach us as much Japanese vocabulary. The high priest here is said to have won the lottery at one point.

Oh, look! He's eating ramen again. It's either ramen, sushi, or fugu, or wagyu beef. Every single time. Oh look, fugu again. Why don't you try ordering food and make videos about it? I might actually. I might just make embarrassing videos where I try and talk to people and it's really awkward. The more awkward, the better. I can't remember which video where he's driving the car. No, it's not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Not that one. He has a few videos where this white woman appears in them. She's quite attractive in this MILF-y way, even though she's probably in her 20s, but she sounds really stuck up and like Hermione Granger.

Use only a taper map. No, that is up. Oh wow, I love this kind of shit.

Maybe it was quite an old video, not a recent one. I was just watching random Abroad in Japan videos. Maybe it was one from a long time ago. It was with that Ryo Taro guy. They drove a car and they ate fugu.

It's 7 o'clock in the morning and I'm in central Tokyo running a fridge packed with Pocari Sweat. Perfect. But here is the hot spring It's incredibly rare. Yeah, I don't remember.

I don't care anymore. He was doing an impression of Jeremy Clarkson, then he said something about him being misogynist. Jeremy Clarkson is not misogynist, he's just good old traditional English blokey bloke who doesn't care about being politically correct, which, which is what makes him so great. Doesn't care about all this SJW stuff. He's a hero. I like the bit when he punches the manager from Top Gear and then he gets fired. Fired from the BBC, and then he goes and makes a show on Amazon. That was great. Jeremy Clarkson's a legend. I would suck his ball. How could you not like Jeremy Clarkson? He's so funny. There's one scandal when Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross got in trouble because they said something naughty on the radio. Russell Brand used to be so cheeky. Now he's just some boring guy who gives you life advice and talks about spirituality. I used to love Russell Brand when he was cheeky and got into trouble. And then he got old, got boring. I miss those days, those, those people saying naughty things. Do I like Nigel Farage? Not really. There's something sinister about him, something a bit shady. He seems like a car salesman who's trying to con you. I like Boris Johnson. He's funny. His dad looks just like him, sounds just like him as well. It's weird. Oh look, Ben Dean uploaded a new video. Do you want to watch it together? I could open a Chrome. We could watch YouTube videos, and then I can complain about how boring it is, just like those idiots on Reddit complain about how boring my videos are. I can't get onto YouTube without being directed to the stupid user Creator Studio beta, which sucks. I hate the new Creator Studio. It's just so annoying to use. I prefer the old one. Wait, let's play Rainbow Six first. See if I can get a kill. I should copy Ben Dean. Do you think that would work if I just started ripping him off completely? I'll buy the same camera. I've been thinking about this actually. Eventually my audience is just gonna completely abandon me. There's gonna be a day where I struggle to even get 5K views. I think at that point I'm just gonna make a goodbye video saying, well, thanks for all the views up until now. Seems as though you don't care anymore, so screw you guys. I'm copying BenDeen, and I'll save up my money so I can get the exact same camera BenDeen has, and I'll get the same microphone, same everything, and then just completely copy Ben Deen's videos. Same title, same food, same setup.

Survey.

And when my channel completely dies, I'm gonna make such a hate-filled video saying, fuck you guys for not watching me anymore. I don't need you anymore. I'm gonna make different content, get a new audience. I'm gonna get a better, improved audience version 2.0 who don't hate me. And then we'll see who's laughing. You said you'll never give up YouTube. I'm not giving up YouTube. I said I'm gonna make a goodbye video to the old audience and then stop making the type of content I'm making now and then just copy BenDeen. Look, BenDeen already has 10k views in 2 hours just for doing— oh my god, he's eating bloody McDonald's! You have to see this, this is just unbelievable. Where's my window capture? Look at this, absolutely outrageous. Last meal before starting a juice. Oh, we've got to watch an ad, give Ben some money. Fine, I'll watch your ad, Ben. This girl's pretty hot, actually. Whoa, she's cute. Who is she? Oh, her name just popped up. What was that name? I didn't catch it. He has 2 ads at the beginning. I want to find that girl from the last ad. Ayaka Okawa. Nice one. I'm gonna Google her now. I'm a bit scared of this window because what if my Google Analytics pops up. All my porn history pops up. What was that name? Ayaka Okawa. Let's see if we can find that ad. Oh, she's a YouTuber! She has 48 subscribers.

Look.

Is this the same woman from that advert? She has 48 subscribers. 1982. She's the same age as my wife. What the fuck? My wife was 1982 as well. Okay, she looks old actually. She has 3 videos 2 weeks ago. Seminarに来たよ。 She didn't look so old in that advert. This is a different person. Okay, she's not pretty. Oh my God, this is so sad. This is a, a YouTuber seminar, how to become a YouTuber. Oh, this makes me sick of being a YouTuber. This is so sad. This is the teacher, the sensei, the one who's going to teach everyone how to become a YouTuber. YouTuber ni naro. Maybe she was just watching. Why would she be watching? I want to find that girl from the last ad. Hi everybody, this is Ayaka Okawa.

I'm from Tokyo, Japan.

I'm being the Tokyo local guide. I'm also a Level 10 local guide, and this is my contribution page. Why does she look really pretty here, but the last video she was really old looking? And I like about writing the review and then taking the photo and sharing the photo on the Google Maps. And then this is my contribution status. As you can see, I have a lot of pictures.

I put on a lot of pictures on the Google Maps. My—

She has Instagram with bikini photos, but she's 38. Wait, she has more videos. Is this a different channel? Oh wait, she has golf videos. 2 years ago, 2 years ago. She has quite a lot of videos actually, but she only has 9,000 views in total. She looks okay for her age. I think she's— she would have been very attractive in her 20s. So how do I get back to that ad? What if I just refresh? Oh, there. Oh, it's a different ad. We'll give Ben Dean some money, watch his ads.

What up, yo?

How's it going? Ben Dean here.

What up, yo?

What up, yo? I can't get any more ads. No, I should have paused the ad when it was playing. I'm so stupid. Oh, let's just watch Ben Deen's new video.

What up, y'all? How's it going? Ben Deen here. Right now I'm about to hit The last meal that I'm gonna eat for the next 3 or 4 days. I'm gonna be going on a 3-day juice cleanse. 'Cause I, you know, I just gotta do something. I gotta take it to the next level. I'm gonna be embarking on this little journey. I've never done anything like it before, so we're gonna see how it works. But this is gonna be my last meal before this juice cleanse, and I'm gonna also film a video after reacting to it.

What the hell is a juice cleanse? It doesn't sound very healthy to starve yourself for several days.

To eating solid food for the first time in 3 or 4 days. I ended up ordering like 18 different juices on a 3-day program. Uh, it was like $45 or so. I'm just kind of curious about what it's all about. Enough jibber-jabbering about that.

Enough jibber-jabbering.

Nonsense for now. Time to eat. What do you think I got? It should be obvious to some of y'all.

McDonald's.

You know what, I just wanted to get what I truly This is— y'all know I truly love me some McDonald's, so let me show you what I got here. Coke, fries.

He's gonna get over 100,000 views for this, and then people have the nerve to say my videos are boring. I wish I could just do this. I'm so jealous. I wish I could just go to McDonald's, buy a burger, and then get 100K views.

I'm done with cheeseburgers. This is probably one of my favorite foods of all time, to be perfectly honest with you. And I know, I mean, this is what I'm gonna be missing— that meat, that cheese, that bread. I'm really gonna be missing that savory and salty and just terrible food for my body. I'm gonna be missing it. I'm gonna be craving it. Now this ain't gonna be pretty. I'm sure y'all know what McDonald's look like. Hopefully I'll be so disgusted with myself after eating this that it will be easy to complete this juice cleanse challenge, or I don't even know what it is. It's not really a challenge. I think I can do it. I've gone days without eating, a couple days without eating anything before, so, uh.

I should copy this video. I should save up my YouTube earnings and then buy his camera.

I think it should be okay. By the way, I got a damn fruit fly problem these days, so if you see some fruit flies buzzing around this food, I mean—

It doesn't even look good. People say, oh, to do ASMR mukbang, you have to have delicious looking food. Does this look delicious? It looks disgusting.

You write off as well, but sometimes you just gotta live with it, you know. So it's a little bit of extra protein if I accidentally eat one, so don't be alarmed by that. Don't be like, oh my God, Ben's living in some squalor. Uh, let's get into it. I won't be missing this. I'm missing it already.

Wow, quality content. He's just eating a burger. Oh, I hate it. I hate YouTube so much. These people are so sad. Look at them in the comment section. We love you, Ben. I like it when you eat the burger. Make me sick.

If you're wondering the price, I don't think I told you the price. This is $25.

What? How is this $25? He only has 4 burgers.

I don't know what the supposed benefits are. I have no idea. To all you, uh, all you doctors in the comments.

Look, he doesn't have a single negative comment unless he's deleting them, which I highly doubt. Look, there's not a single negative comment. If I made the same thing, it would just be boring. Daniel, we don't want to see you eat. Stop making disgusting sounds. We want drama. Appreciate your videos.

Pfft.

I love your shirt. Oh my God, it's that person from my channel, Meglove. You watch Ben Dean. You traitor. That's the person who left a comment on my last video saying, I used to get so excited about Daniel's channel, now he's boring. How dare you? You call my channel boring and you watch bloody BenDeen? Are you kidding me? You need to be sexy to do this stuff. I'm sexy. Look, look, there's not a single comment insulting him. Well, I guess this comment's a bit negative. Double cheeseburger, plain. The fries look like a dead plant.

Shut up, Jake.

Did he tell Jake to shut up just then? Shut up, Jake.

You know, it's the last thing I've eaten for a few days, and, uh, I think I'm very satisfied for now. Hopefully this can carry me over for the next couple days.

He looks like he's getting a bit fat around his face. Or is it just my imagination? Mac and cheese pizza, 150K. Taco Bell, 184K. Fiverr!

Here at the Korean Taco Bell, they just call them loaded fries, but I feel like that's kind of a weak-ass name. Some will call them loaded nacho fries. I guess it sounds a little bit better. I got myself 3 orders, and I also got myself some guac and some jalapeños. This came out to, uh, let's just look at what we got.

Jalapeño fries.

No. Good. Well, not bad. I'm just going all in, man.

I'm just going all in, man. Guacamole, man.

That's, uh, that's the real question. Which unfortunately they really are. A lot of people are like that.

How the fuck does he get 180K views from eating a bloody tray of chips? And I have to bust my balls and ruin my life to even get 30k. Makes me sick. I get divorced, I nearly get divorced, and I don't even break 50k. This guy just eats a load of chips. I hate people. There it is, it's the same person. She watches BenDeen. It's hard to relate to happily married Daniel. You don't cater to us loners anymore. You see, that's the kind of people who are watching BenDeen— loners. They're lonely, so they want to watch him. They want to feel like they're his friend. So you're feeling lonely, put some BenDeen on, and it's like you're watching your friend. It's like you're eating lunch with your friend, isn't it. Maybe I should do that. Imagine purposefully building a toxic viewer base. I didn't want to make a toxic viewer base. They came to me. I didn't ask them to come. I'd rather have Ben Dean's viewer base. Abroad in Japan. What do you think of this girl? I don't like her hair color. You created videos which targeted toxic viewers. I wasn't trying to target them. I was just targeting anyone. I would let any— I would take anyone as viewers when I'm desperate. You could all be criminals for all I care.

Amoni!

She's ugly in an attractive way.

Outside of having a shower, eating breakfast, and examining oven gloves, the only other habit I have, the only other morning routine I do, is, uh, I write out one chapter from a Japanese textbook. In this case, the Intermediate Japanese Grammar Guide. I don't have as much time as I used to when it comes to learning Japanese. This is the one thing I pretty much do every morning. I really enjoy studying Japanese, and even though my handwriting—

My internet's not lagging. Look, I'm gonna check my speed connection, my Wi-Fi speed. Do I like Natsuki and Ryo Tower? Not really. Can't he get better looking men? On his stream— I mean, on his channel. I have 80 download speed and I have, I have pretty shit upload speed actually. That's weird. I have 3.5 upload speed. Check the streaming software. I'm using Streamlabs, so yes, it says 93 frames dropped. And then I click it and it just says, check the health of your internet connection, change your ingest server. If none of these works, lower your bitrate. And I've checked, I've changed the server to Tokyo, video bitrate is 2500. What else can I do? Did I get my fan? No, not yet. I closed all the games apart from Minecraft, just running YouTube.

Is atrocious. I really enjoy doing it. I know when I've done this, I've done one good thing today, you know, even if the rest of If the day goes to shit, I've done something I can be happy about. Oh my God, now that is what I call a Christmas tree. Yeah, look at those lights.

3 megabits as a streamer, it's not usually that low. I don't know why it's so low. I could reduce the bitrate. I don't know if it's the internet or if it's my hardware. I don't really care. His latest video, 24 Hours in Kagoshima. Let me guess, he eats sushi again.

At Kagoshima, guys, the view is absolutely amazing. The view is so good. The view, it's just the best view. I'm sorry, the view is just so amazing. I'm sorry. It's not me, it's just so good. It's really good view.

That little theme tune gets stuck in your head. Go to Twitch settings. I can't. If I go into settings, I have to close— I have to end the stream and then I'll lose everyone. My PC specs: Core i7, GTX 1060.

Since the dawn of time and space, I've been traveling across Japan. My journey's taken me through wind and rain, jaw-dropping landscapes.

16GB RAM, SSD.

My 24-hour adventure in Yamagata Prefecture in North Japan has come to an end, and against the odds, we've reached our final destination, the city of Kagoshima in South Kyushu. How has my journey affected me though? Did I actually lose any weight? And do I regret it at all? These are all questions that need answering in detail, but not today, even though the answer is yes, yes, and yes. Because today, we've got just 24 hours to explore the city of Kagoshima, for becoming the most elite swordsman You'll ever live in just 2 hours. And sampling Kagoshima's award-winning wagyu beef, to lazing around in a traditional Japanese public bathhouse. Kagoshima has one of the most unique and instantly recognizable skylines in all of Japan, thanks to the smoldering Sakurajima volcano lurking out in the bay. Regarded as Japan's most active volcano, and eloquently translated as cherry blossom on wheels, It's not uncommon here for the locals to walk around with umbrellas in defense against the rain ash that often falls down upon the city. Sakurajima is one of 16 volcanoes on the UN special watch list alongside Italy's Mount Vesuvius, which famously destroyed Pompeii. Although fortunately, Kagoshima has yet to face such a threat.

I feel like I'm at school. Is that Sharla? Not bloody Sharla again. How many times is Charlotte gonna be on his channel?

Traitor.

The fuck? Is he just— is he just doing that to make us laugh, or is that serious? What are those noises? That's the most retarded battle cry I've ever heard. Whoops, went full screen.

They're screaming E the whole time. It's a technique that, unlike other martial arts, practitioners aren't even trained how to lure or defend against an opponent. After all, there's no better defense than chopping your enemy clean in half before they've even had a chance to make fun of your plan. Under the tutelage of Alex and Master Andy Murdersensei, I booked just one morning to learn the key techniques. So try and cut along the line of his jacket.

My laptop dropped down to 6%. 64 degrees, by the way, CPU. So if it's still lagging at 64 degrees, then I don't think the temperature is what's causing the lag. It's something else.

So if someone joins GGD, they have to do this kind of basic practice for about 6 months before they move on to the next stage.

6 months? What a waste of time. Why would you waste so much time doing something so useless? Swinging a stick around? Historically, 11,000 times a day.

And yet for me, the hardest thing was plucking up the courage to carry out the unearthly scream that accompanies the attack. I'm more worried about doing the hair than the rest of it. Sanjiv used to say, never doubt the first strike, the second strike you lose. You put everything on the first cut.

Sounds so stupid. I'd be embarrassed. You can tell how stupid he feels doing it. Look, you can see his face. He feels like a complete idiot screaming.

So the reason we walk like this in suriashi is because if there are any obstacles on the floor like rocks or glasses and whatnot, we can feel them Also, kind of keep your movement from going up and down like this, so that you have an imbalance while you're walking and you can strike them.

So there's kind of many reasons to do this.

So lame.

I feel embarrassed for him. If it was me, I'd feel so embarrassed having to do that stuff.

I recently finished up cycling and now I'm on the swings as well. How many of these are you supposed to do a day? Well, you do 3,000 in the morning and then 8,000 in the afternoon or the evening. 3,000 in the morning and 8,000 in the evening? 11,000 times? And I've struggled to do 11 times. It's a real nice effort to sweep the floor. So after practice, just sweep the floor, cover your tracks, and that requires a little bit of concentration. My favourite thing was the foot movement, like the reasoning behind the foot movement, for feeling out the ground before dealing with glass or anything that could injure you, or you sort of slide across the ground. As you do this, you can see why it takes But they're just swinging a stick and shouting.

How do you perfect that?

Having become the greatest swordsman who ever lived in just 2 hours, I reward myself by escaping to one of Kagoshima's pubs in the bathhouse. Oh, I haven't done this enough on the cycle, sit in a hot spring. This is a public bath, sento, in the middle of Kagoshima City, just around the corner from where we did the sword fighting. And it feels like— it feels a little bit like I've gone back to the 1950s or something. 1950s style atmosphere. In recent years, sento public bathhouses have become a bit of a fading tradition, with people choosing to bathe at home instead. I tend to find the suburban bathhouses that remain today have something of a nostalgic atmosphere of faded glory. And that faded glory comes at a reasonable price as well. This one cost us ¥300. It's a ¥70 bit of a shame that so many of them have been closed down. to enter and comes equipped with an old-fashioned massage chair and of course a fridge packed with Pocari Sweat.

Perfect.

But here it's the hot spring water that takes center stage. Kagoshima may live in the shadow of a constantly smoldering volcano, but living upon such a seismically active landscape does come with some benefits. Essentially, the city is one big hot spring, with over 2,000 hot spring sources spread across town. Permission to film, they say no, especially during the day. You have to come in at 3 AM at night, which is when most of my onsen hot spring scenes are filmed at like 3 or 4 AM in the morning. This place, the owner just didn't care. Now there's 2 guys that are in here now, but the owner was like, yeah, film whatever you want, do what you want. And yeah, people in camera shooters seem a bit more relaxed, laid back, and open-minded towards cameras, or just don't care.

I don't know.

Oh, he's naked. Wouldn't you feel really uncomfortable if you were naked taking a bath and then someone's filming you doing a vlog in there as well? Oh, it's Chris. Chris Okano, the guy with the Korean girlfriend who barely gets views on his channel unless he makes a video about his Korean girlfriend.

Thermally heated volcanic shaft.

Do you know him, Chris? I think it's just OkanoTV. Look, he has 90— oh, he overtook me in subs. Everyone's bloody overtaking me in subs. He only had 80k last time I checked. He's half Japanese, half white American, and he gets bad views. Look, 10k, 14k. Oh, his life and career vlogs do okay-ish. Waxing my girlfriend's armpits, 200,000. Maybe I should do that. Is he sniffing them as well? Look, he used to get about 8K, 5K views, and then he got this Korean girlfriend. And he starts getting good views. Look, 186K, 100K. People love relationships and girls.

I think he's the cameraman for It all comes down to personal preference. Would you rather relax in a soothing hot spring bath or be buried alive in a pile of sand?

This looks horrible. Why would you want to be buried in dirt? Show us your CPU usage. It's at 15%. It's at 15% even when the video is running. My computer's not lagging at all, so I don't know why the stream's lagging. My CPU's at 57 degrees, so it's not overheating. I have no idea why it's lagging. Maybe it's the new monitor. My internet's not lagging, everything's loading really quickly. Graphics card is at 8% usage, 49 degrees. Nothing is being pushed to the limit.

Yeah. What's that, about 30 pence? Is it a retro massage chair or is it a retro torture device? Oh yeah, something quite creepy about that. Most, uh, Japanese massage chairs are very sophisticated. This bit is hidden, concealed behind the chair itself. So this just looks like— It just looks wrong. Let's do this.

You can't really see The computer is struggling to compress. Then what am I supposed to do? You're not giving me solutions.

So you use this handle here. Feels like administering some sort of torture device to yourself because you keep walking across.

Stop telling me it's lagging. I know it's lagging. Tell me how to fix it.

Just gotta find the right spot. There you go. Oh wow, who knew something so simple could bring you so much joy? First thing I do when I get back from this never-ending journey across Japan, I'm gonna buy a massage chair. Because I— it's the one thing I really need in my life, a massage chair. If I find a massage chair, anything would be possible. Best 30 yen I've ever spent, definitely. Now, if you're a regular viewer of the Abroad in Japan channel, you'll probably know I don't eat a whole lot of wagyu beef. It's, uh, it's incredibly rare. Yeah. But seeing as Kagoshima's wagyu beef recently won the Japanese Wagyu Olympics, it makes sense to try it just this, uh, just this one time. Here, do a squat. Sit there and squat. We've seen so much, we've met so many incredible people.

I just feel like every Chris Broad video is the same. He shows you a mountain or a castle, then he goes into a hot spring, then he eats sushi or wagyu beef, and then gives you some trivia, some history. Why is it so popular? Why don't my videos get views? Would I let Chris sleep I'd sleep with my wife only if he gave me a shoutout saying how brilliant my channel is. I don't think the fan's gonna help. Use laptop for games and videos, different device to run streaming. Why? I've streamed on my laptop loads of times without this happening. I streamed on my laptop in Germany. I've been streaming on this laptop for weeks before I got the new monitor. The laptop is capable of streaming. You can't really get a better laptop unless you get One of those $2,000 laptops. This has the latest specs, latest generation i7, one of the newer GTX graphics cards, plenty of RAM, SSD. How else could you get a better laptop? It's nothing to do with the temperature because my temperature has dropped all the way down to 50 degrees and it's still lagging. So if it's not the specs, not the What else could it be? Getting a desktop, how would that change anything? Test it now, remove the monitor cable. But then that would defeat the point of getting a new monitor if I can't use the monitor. Even if it is the monitor, I don't want to stop using the monitor. That was the whole point of getting the monitor. So I could stream off it. Very frustrating. Try streaming from your iPad for a minute. Why? The laptop's not struggling. If it was struggling, it would be laggy on my end, which it's not. Um, okay, let me think. Stream from your iPad for bit, see if we can figure out if it's your computer or internet. Okay, okay, but why my iPad? Why not my phone? I'll stream from my phone. It's not my internet because I streamed before on my phone on YouTube and no one said anything about lag, so I know it's not the internet. It's either the software which is not good because my hardware is very good. Why it doesn't lag when you're not doing anything? I don't know. Let me start the stream on my phone. I'm gonna try on my phone.