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Are we going on a ride again? Uh, not

today, but maybe on Friday because I've

gotta get— I've got to get a vaccine for

Japan.

I was doing some research about Japan

reopening. They said that you have to get

the booster shot or you need 3

vaccinations. I've only had 2, so I booked

myself in to get a booster shot and I

might, I might stream the bike ride there

and then stream getting it. But if I,

if I stream whilst I'm getting the jab,

um, I'm not sure if I want

to stream that or if I just put it in my

pocket and then mute it. I mean, I could

stream it if I leave the camera on the bag

and then just take the bag off and put it

on the floor and then point it at myself.

Then you can see me getting jabbed. But

I'm just a bit worried they might say

something that I don't really want people

to hear. I don't know what that would be.

I don't think they said anything last

time, did they? They just said,

Mr. Lord, and then they ask you like how

many jabs you've had, and then they'll

just jab you, and then that's it really.

I don't know what kind of private

information they might say that I wouldn't

want people to know.

Unless I mute it and then point the camera

at me. I could put my bag on the floor and

then just get jabbed and then we go home

and then hopefully I don't feel sick.

The vax will cause clots. Well, I had 2

vaccine vaccinations so far and I haven't

had any Cots, so should be fine.

Why not stream on YouTube? Because I'm

just messing around. I don't really have

any plan. The thing is with YouTube, you

need clickbait. If you don't have a good

clickbait, then you just don't get views.

I've got a clickbait idea for tomorrow's

stream. Also, I uploaded a video

yesterday, so I want people to have some

time to watch the video. Before I stream

again. I'll stream Thursday YouTube and

then Friday Twitch. I got a good clickbait

title. It's going to be called Why I

Cheated on My Wife 526 Times.

I'm just gonna make a random number, and

then I'll just discuss for like the first

20 minutes every time I cheated, just,

you know, to make the title actually

relevant. And then after that, just talk

about other things like Thailand.

But today, today I got some plans to try

and get this wireless mic ready. I got

this new wireless mic. Wireless mic,

that's funny. I got this new wireless mic.

It did cost quite a lot of money, but I

think of it as an investment into the

channel. It's a DJI wireless

mic. It's got 2 mics and a transmitter.

It costs £280, so a bit pricey,

but I think it'll be interesting.

Mileswike. This is £289,

so it's double the price of my Blue Yeti.

Look at all the mics I got. I got the— I

got the Rode USB Mini. This is quite a

nice mic. I got the Blue Yeti Pro,

and now I've got these DJI— it's very hard

to pronounce that. I want to say DJI. DJI

Wireless Mics. I said it again.

They're pretty nice. You just plug it in

and then you clip it on to your clothing,

and there's also a magnet. So wait, let me

get the tripod and show you.

It's just when I plug it into the

computer, it's really quiet. But when I

plug it into my phone, hopefully it should

be fine. I'll plug it in in a minute.

I think Japan's saying you need 3 shots,

don't they, of the vaccine?

Okay, so this is the receiver,

and you get this little USB-C adapter

here, and then that just plugs in. You got

these, these mic things and battery

Should have bought the LiveU. Do you mean

the LiveU? Actually, guess what?

I ordered a LiveU Solo today. I managed to

get it on credit, so I'm paying £22 a

month for 48 months, and I'm going to pay

an interest rate of 12%. So it would have

cost £850 if I just bought it now.

But I'm spending a lot of money right now,

so I'd like to spread the cost. It's just

this Thailand trip is destroying

my bank account, and I kind of regret

getting driving lessons now because I

would have liked had the money. I don't

see myself driving anytime soon, so I'm

gonna get the LiveU Solo thing tomorrow.

I don't really know how to set it up. I

also need to get these these modem dongle

things, and I need to get SIM cards. But

I'm not going to get SIM cards because I'm

leaving the UK soon, so it'd be kind of

silly to get SIM cards here. But I might

get the, the dongle things where you plug

the SIM cards into. I also don't have— I

don't know if the GoPro would work with

it. It should do, but I've never seen

anyone use a GoPro with a live view. They

always use those Sony white action cams,

which I don't have. I had one in Japan,

but I accidentally left it there. And

Chihiro probably put it in the bin.

And though it's hard to get your hands on

those Sony action cams because Sony

doesn't make them anymore, it's like a 6

or 7-year-old camera, but every streamer

uses them because it's got really good

audio. And it's— I mean, if it's got good

audio, I won't even need these, would I?

But it's got really good stability,

um, but I think they're hard to get your

hands on because Sony doesn't make them

anymore, so you have to buy them

secondhand or find it from a warehouse.

You need a big batch too. I've got battery

banks. I've got like, um, 40,000 milliamps

combined in a couple battery banks.

It's just I really like the cycling

stream. It would have been better if I had

a more stable connection, and the live

view lets you bond multiple SIMs together

to make a more stable connection. I don't

know if that would have made much

difference. Maybe it wouldn't have made

any difference. I don't know if this is

going to be a good idea to buy.

It's also kind of expensive because I'm

going to pay £22 a month for the LiveU

thing, and then you gotta pay for the

bonding service, which is $450 a year.

So that's $20

a month or more. I forgot.

$30 a month. Yeah, it's like $30

a month, isn't it? And then you got to get

multiple SIM cards and they cost every

month as well.

But, you know, I stream a lot and I'm

hoping that If I put a little bit of money

into the gear, then maybe it'll motivate

me to do more streaming and try out new

things like going outside. Or maybe it

won't really make a huge difference and it

would just be a massive waste of time and

I just wasted my money again.

Your YouTube streams make the most money.

Yeah, but I don't want to do too many. I

don't want to like spam the channel with

loads of really boring streams. I'll do

that on Twitch. It's just if the thing

is with YouTube is if I do an honest title

like, hey guys, just chatting, it'll get

6-7K views. If I clickbait the title like,

why I miss my wife, it'll get 10-12K

views. So I got to clickbait the title

every time when I stream on YouTube, and I

want to do that sparingly, not too much.

Because people get fed up with it.

What happened to the cycling stream? What

do you mean? It's, it's still there,

isn't it? I made, I made 2 videos out of

it on the second channel

and the main channel.

So that should help make a little bit of

money. Maybe $40 would be nice.

I thought it was really fun. It was

actually the most fun I've ever had

streaming. Honestly, that was

really fun. I was really bummed out that

it kept disconnecting. But it was really

cool being able to just go on a bike ride

and show you guys the area that I live in

because I haven't really done that before.

I haven't really just gotten my camera and

filmed where I live like that.

I think being on the bicycle kind of gave

me confidence because I felt like, well,

what's going to happen? I can just ride

away if there's anyone around. If I'm

walking, then it feels a bit more scary

because people could, I don't know,

follow me or something. But on a bicycle,

I felt pretty invincible for some reason.

Update us when you'll leave the UK. Well,

it's in a few weeks, beginning of October.

Heard stories Thai bar girls trapping

tourists.

Well, I'm sure there's all kind of weird

stories like that. That's just thinking

negatively, but it's very unlikely and

unusual.

So you'll leave in October? Well, I'm

thinking that the Thai girl relationship

is either not going to work out or it

will, but then I'm going to get annoyed

and bored and then I'll just leave anyway.

I also heard Ice Poseidon is planning to

go to Japan in November, so it would be

pretty funny if I could be in Japan when

he's in Japan too and we can stream snipe

him again. Haha, that'd be funny. He's—

he— I saw his last stream. He was

bringing— talking about bringing his 2

friends, Nick and that Moises guy.

And he's gonna pay for them. It's not

fair. Why, why can't I be his friend? He

called me a weirdo, remember? I don't

think he likes me. He probably thinks I'm

like one of those weird incel viewers that

he has. Do you think he'll remember

you? I have a feeling he's forgotten about

me because he was saying, oh, don't worry,

I know some guys in Japan who speak

Japanese who could help us out. And then

he was listing off some random guy who

stream sniped him. This— remember that big

tall white guy who could speak good

Japanese? And then he also said TKO Sam.

And I was wondering, would he mention me?

I doubt it. Maybe because he knows I'm not

in Japan anymore. But I think he just

forgot about me because I wasn't really

very impactful, was I? I just kind of met

him. I said hi and then I sat I just kind

of followed him, him and Gary around, and

then we went for beers and I just kind of

sat there in silence most of the time.

I did talk to him a little bit, you know,

I said, how long are you going to be in

Japan? What are your plans? Are you going

to stream later? I didn't really say much

though. It was kind of frustrating because

I want— I did want to talk to him. It's

just Gary was streaming the whole time.

And he was very loud, so I found it

difficult to get a chance to say anything

because they were constantly talking.

But if, if me and Ice are in Japan at the

same time again, I'm not gonna try and

message him or anything going, hey, do you

remember me? Can I please meet you?

That's so lame. I'm gonna stream snipe

him, but I'm gonna stalk him. I'm not

gonna go up to him again, especially

without Chihiro. I'm gonna follow him and

then see if he ever notices. I really

doubt he would unless people start

spamming his chat, Daniel's following you,

look behind you. And then if he looks

behind you— and I mean, if he looks behind

him and sees me, if— is he gonna come over

to me and say, what are you doing? I think

he'll just ignore me. And I think he won't

even notice, to be honest.

Or Tico-san might notice, and then

Tico-san might say something to Aya like,

oh, Daniel's following us, do you want to

invite him? And then I don't know what

would happen. I'd be too nervous, but I'd

be like a creep following them from

behind, not really saying much, because

that's just what I'm like in social

situations. I barely speak unless people

are asking me questions, which is why I'm

kind of boring. It's why I really doubt

Ice would ever want to collab with me,

because I'm pretty boring and low energy.

Unless Ice wants to do something like

helping my incel viewer get laid in the

bars. I mean, I could fill that role

pretty well because I'm known for being

like an incel guy. I don't know why I'm

shivering. It's pretty cold now.

Did you hear any of that?

Testing. Did you hear

any of that? Oh yeah, that'd be so

annoying if all that was muted.

I get anxiety now because the stream keeps

muting itself for some reason.

Did you watch his stream picking up girls?

Yeah, it was like 4 hours long. He got

rejected 20+ times, but then he randomly

encountered this other YouTuber influencer

girl who's also into spirituality and

stuff like that, and also boxing. And then

he went to their place. He won't say if

they had sex, but I feel like they might

have.

It was interesting. Like,

I don't know if I'd be more interesting

than that Nick guy because that Nick guy

doesn't speak a lot either. I reckon I'd

be— I don't know, I'd get so nervous I'd

probably just shut down and not really

talk much. I don't think I'd want to

stream with him. I don't know,

I don't think he would even invite me

anyway, so it's all like a waste of time

thinking about this. But I would like to

stream snipe him and follow from behind

because that would be funny.

Danny boy, hello there. Enjoy the biking

vid. Oh thanks, hoping to do another one

on Friday. And I've got a LiveU solo thing

coming tomorrow, which is what all the big

streamers use to get good quality

connection. But I think if I did another

living stream— I mean another biking

stream— I would stick to the main roads,

because when I stuck to the main roads,

the connection didn't drop once. It's just

when I went into the country lanes, I kept

losing connection. I'm getting excited. I

need to pee.

Oh, I'm cold. I need to start wearing my

hoodie again. I can't believe just in a

few weeks' time it goes from boiling hot

to freezing again.

Why can't it be more gradual when it

changes temperature?

Must be nice being Ice's friend. You get,

you get your plane tickets and your hotel

paid for, and all you have to do is go on

stream with him and, you know, do what he

says, I guess. But I don't think I would

do well. With all the social interacting,

like all the saying dumb stuff to

strangers that would make me feel so

uncomfortable. At least

Nick was kind of willing to embarrass

himself a little bit. I could not do that.

Go up to a group of girls and go, hey,

I'm Bill Gates' son. That would just freak

me out.

Am I gonna meet Chihiro in Japan?

Probably not. She's probably— I wonder if

she's scared that I'm gonna stalk her. I

bet she's thinking, oh no, Japan's

reopening, my weird ex-husband's gonna

come back, he knows where I live and where

I work. I'm not gonna do anything weird.

I might clickbait something weird like

trying to find my ex-wife, but I'm not

actually gonna do it. She should know what

I'm like by now. I just say and clickbait

dumb stuff, but I don't actually do creepy

stuff, do I?

If you didn't eff things up with Chris

Broad and Joey, maybe they would pay for a

ticket for your ticket in Japan. I doubt

it because I

noticed something that they don't really

collab that much with the smaller creator

friends. Apart from Chris.

Chris seems to collab with anyone. I've

seen Chris on channels with only about 7K

subs. But when it comes to people

like Joey or Connor and Trash Taste,

they don't really have small creators on

Trash Taste, do they? It's always like

some animating channel that has 2 million

subs or some random voice actor or

Japanese manga artist. Since when did they

ever have like a small creator with 50k

subs or 100k subs? I think that'd be more

interesting if they just had some small

creators on, like even Dogen.

I mean, why can't Dogen be on Trash Taste?

I'd be more interested in listening to

Dogen about his experience in Japan than

some random hentai manga artist. I don't

give a crap about, or some, some random

VTuber or Japanese voice actress. This is

so boring. I don't know who these people

are. I don't really care. I'm pretty sure

no one knows who they are

just because they're in the industry. Oh,

I saw Connor IRL streaming in Chicago and

he got stream sniped like 10 times and he

kept saying stuff like Oh, that was such a

nice stream sniper. You see, if you— he

kept saying stuff like, um, see, if you

act respectful and kind, then that gets

reflected in your community, and then you

don't get toxic snipers. It just felt like

he was constantly referring to Ice

Poseidon but not saying Ice Poseidon.

Kept bragging about, oh well, I, I'm nice

and not toxic. This is why I get nice

stream snipers. And this is why my

community is so great and nice. It'd be so

funny if he did get stream sniped and got

pied in the face or something, because I

still believe that there's weirdos in

every community. Just because you aren't

toxic as a creator doesn't mean it's not

going to be toxic people in the community.

But Ice's community was so toxic, and

yeah, he probably encouraged that.

Maybe Dogen isn't interested in Trash

Taste. He's got a strong brand. Yeah,

maybe. But then there's a lot of people

who I thought they would invite onto Trash

Taste. Like, what about Charlotte?

Charlotte's never been on Trash Taste. Or

what about, uh,

that Pete guy, you know, Premier 2? He's

on Twitch. Or what about I

don't know, TQ Samurai on Trash Taste.

Can you imagine that? They would never.

They would be sweating about losing their

sponsors. Oh, the precious sponsor Bokksu

and whatever gonna cancel us.

I think it's too stressful being a big

creator and having to worry about not

being cancelled because I really struggled

with that and I ended up— I ended up

losing control and then just saying all

this stuff I shouldn't have said. And then

people didn't like me anymore because I

said weird stuff too much. But it's boring

if you can't say what you want to talk

about. I'd be so bored and stressed out if

I had to be really careful about what I

say. I think I would

crack and then eventually one day slip and

then weird stuff will come out. And then

it's just— it's too difficult.

Okay, I'm gonna try the mic.

Hmm, the problem is I don't

know which way to put it in. Also, you put

this at the end of your phone and then

it's like a big thing sticking out.

And if you fold the phone and you put it

in this way, then you can see the corner

of it sticking out, which is not good. So

I have to put it in the other way. I'm not

sure if that would work on my bag strap.

Hopefully it works straight away when I

plug it in. It also comes with these

magnets, look.

So you can put this outside your t-shirt

and then it clips on,

and then the mic is secretly concealed and

people don't know you're secretly

recording what they're saying. Kind of

sneaky, isn't it? But it's not

strong enough to keep it attached through

my jumper. You need a thin t-shirt.

And that it also comes with these

fluffy bits which I might put on, because

what I want to do is I want to put the

phone by the window upstairs and then

point it at the garden, and then I'll go

out into the garden and then see if you

can hear me again. I did test it doing a

video and it sounds pretty good.

They're nice and fluffy. Look at that, it

looks pretty nice, doesn't it? It's a nice

piece of gear and the case is really nice.

It fits everything in, magnetically

attaches when you slide it in. It's got

your adapters here for iPhone,

it's got a cold shoe mount And this

charges everything inside of it as well

when it's plugged in. I think it's really

Okay, I'm gonna plug it in now.

Hello? Hello?

Testing. Hello? Oh, I think it's working.

I'm gonna go over there.

Hello? I'm gonna go over there.

Hello? Oh my God, it's working. I'm gonna

go over there. Oh wow, it works! All I did

was plug it in. Look, I can sit over here

now. Can you hear me?

Oh, this is so funny. Can you

hear me? Oh, this is so

funny. Do you think it sounds better than

the built-in mic?

Do you think it sounds better than the

built-in mic? Wow, it sounds really good.

Well, it better sound good. I'm getting an

ad.

Wow, it sounds so good. It,

it better sound good for the price I paid.

£280 bloody pounds.

Is anyone else getting

an ad?

Testing. I think it was playing an ad.

Um, what should I do? I want to put it

over in my sister's bedroom.

By the window.

Wow. Where should I put this?

Testing, 1, 2, 1, 2,

me and you. See, I can go anywhere now. I

don't know how well it sounds if I go into

a different room.

I'm not

going to let what has happened to my

family change that. I thought that was my

I think the ad's over.

I don't like these ads either because if I

know an ad's playing and you guys can't

hear what I'm saying, then I feel like,

well, I might as well stop talking and

wait for the ads to finish.

Stupid ads. This is so weird.

My entire life that I spent making videos

and doing livestreams for the past 5 years

I've always had to stay near the camera

and have a wired mic and not be able to go

too far away from it. To stay near the

camera and have a— I

broke it. Testing,

testing. Stupid thing fell off.

That's not good.

Ooh,

hello?

Hello? Oh, it's still working, is it? The

little USB thing is a bit bent now.

Imagine I broke it. How did it fall off?

Stupid gravity.

Did you see it fall off?

Where can I put it?

Put it back on. Should I put it back in?

I have no idea how it fell off.

Oh, it just slid slightly like that. I

I think when I walked it made it shake.

Um, maybe I can put it here.

Imagine I broke it first time.

Testing,

testing,

testing, testing. So do you like

my new mic? I've got 2 of them, so I could

have this one and then someone else could

be carrying the other one. And then I

don't know how that would be good. For

example, if I was still with Chihiro, we

could go and do a livestream outside and I

could be mic'd up and she could be mic'd

up, and then you could hear both of us.

But since I have no one to play with,

you can also use both mics for one person.

So you have like stereo mics. So it's like

having, you know, those ASMR things with

the 2 ears. I think it'd be like that.

So you have a left and right side for

each, um, sound.

Thing.

Your mic sounds great. Nice.

Your mic sounds great. So the good thing

is I don't have to bring one of my big

bulky plug-in mics now. I could just use

this. And if I get the LiveU Solo, I think

that just connects straight to Twitch or

YouTube when you stream, you don't

actually need a computer. So then I won't

need a computer either. That'd be pretty

handy. I kind of want to sell my Steam

Deck now because now I'm kind of

interested in live streaming again.

I feel like sitting around playing games

is not a great use of time. If I'm

in Japan or Thailand, I should be trying

to think of interesting things to do. So

does anyone want to buy my Steam Deck?

£400. I spent £565 on

the Steam Deck, and it's the most

expensive model, 512GB, with the tough,

extra tough glass. And I only

used it a few weeks. It's got no damage,

although I did drop it and the casing

Opened a little bit at the bottom left,

but then I just clipped it back in and it

was fine. So I don't

know if I actually want the Steam Deck

Right now I feel pretty motivated after

the the bicycling biking stream. I feel

like that was pretty fun, and I got some

content out of it, and I should be doing

more stuff like that—not sitting around

playing video games. But then I might want

to play video games now and then. I don't

know, it's hard to think. I need to pee

again. I mean, I could take the mic in and

talk whilst I pee, but that would be

weird, wouldn't it? Wow, I can take the

mic anywhere I want to go now.

Okay, okay,

I keep needing to pee because I just had a

bacon sandwich for lunch. And then I

chugged about, um, nearly 1

liter of water.

So I think I'm gonna wear my hoodie

because it looks a bit cold outside.

Where's my big thick furry hoodie? I can

also just clip it on to my sweater— I mean

my jumper. I can just clip it on like

this, don't have to hold it.

I can just clip it on like this. Don't

have to hold it. I can

just clip it on like this.

Give you £282? What? That's nearly half

the price I paid for it. I want £400.

I wish I had my eBay still sometimes.

I wish I had my eBay still sometimes. Uh,

where's my— oh, there it is. I found it.

Now we can do a garden stream.

I always wanted to do a garden stream,

but the internet in the garden is really

bad, so I was never able to. But now I

could. It's gonna look really weird

because I'm gonna place you by the window,

and then I'm gonna zoom in to the part of

the garden that I'm gonna stand at. Then

I'm gonna zoom in to the part of the

garden, and we're gonna test what the

range of the mic is like. Because DJI

says that it's got pretty good range.

Oh, look, this is my dad's karate booklet.

Oh my God, I have to show you this. Oh my

God, my dad would be so upset if he knew I

showed you this. This is probably

new information, but my dad used to take

karate lessons when he was very young.

And after he passed away, we were

rummaging through his stuff and we found

Look, Karate Kyokushinkai,

British. Wait, is there personal

information? No. Look,

that's my dad when he was young.

Look at his hair. I can't believe my dad

used to have hair like that. He's got such

a refined jawline as well.

I used to have a jawline like that as well

when I was in my early 20s. I don't think

it was as defined as that. Look at the,

like, the side bits of his jaw. Mine used

to be a bit like that, but my face got fat

and chubby now because I'm older. I don't

know how old he was. I think he was like

20-something. I can't believe

that was my dad. His hair.

I've never seen my dad with hair when he

was young like this.

Date of issue, 1975. Oh,

1975. So he was born in— I actually

forgot when he was born.

1975 was 25 plus 22,

27, 47 years ago, and he

was— he would be 68 now.

22, 47 minus 68 is

61, 21. He would have been 21 years

old.

I wonder if he was any good.

I remember he did mention he used to take

karate lessons, but that was because when

I started learning Japanese, he counted

from 1 to 10 in Japanese and I was like,

wow, how do you know how to count in

Japanese? And he said, I used to take

karate lessons. I don't know why that's in

my sister's room.

When did he start losing his hair? I think

in his mid-20s. He was already losing his

hair in that picture. It looked pretty

thin. He probably had a bald spot. I want

to make sure this is stable. I should get

the tripod actually.

I also need to switch to the lens from

wide angle to more zoomed in. I'm gonna

try and go over to the bridge, I think.

Should I get my tripod?

Hold on, I get the tripod. It'll be a lot

easier.

Where's Sabrina? She's in London.

She recently came back from a trip to

Albania. Yeah, she went to Albania and

apparently they're having a war. It's just

weird. They said

you can travel to Albania but don't go

near the border because they're kind of

having a war, so they went anyway. It's

crazy, isn't it? Japan shuts the country

for 2 years just over a little sniffle,

and then bloody Albania has full-blown war

and they're still letting tourists in.

Don't mind the war, you can still

Come. My sister's room's full of junk.

Let me zoom in. Can I zoom in? Well, I can

zoom in. I'm gonna go— you can't

see much because there's so much

shrubbery. I wanted to go a bit

further, but you can't. I don't know where

else I can point it at.

Maybe we could point over there at the

She has a better view. Yeah, when we first

moved here, I let her have this room

because I wanted the other room so I could

see who's coming in and out the driveway.

She was happy to have this room because

it's bigger and it has a nice view.

But I never really— we didn't fight to see

who could have this room because it would

have been a mess. Maybe I'll go over to

Is that

a good view?

If it's wide angle, it's going to be way

Yeah, I'll zoom it in.

Like that. Okay, let's go. See you

outside. Hopefully the mic stays

connected. See you outside.

Hopefully. I can't believe how good this

sounds. It sounds so good. Also, I got the

wind muff on, so even if it's windy— oh

yeah, we can test how good the wind muff

is too. So even if it's windy— oh yeah,

we can test how I'm in the kitchen

now. Can you hear me?

Testing. You hear me?

Testing. Going further into

the kitchen.

Going further in.

No, you lost me.

Kitchen. I think you lost me.

No, you lost me. Oh, am I back?

Testing, testing,

testing, testing.

Testing. I think you lost me.

Testing.

I think it's reconnected. I can't see

myself on the stream.

Me. Keep hearing that sound from the Irish

gypsies. Sounds like he's saying mum,

but it just sounds like, uh, all the time.

Oh, there I am. It's so funny.

Wow, you can hear the birds so well. Can

you hear all the birds? There's so many

little birds chirping.

Keep hearing that sound from the Irish

chips. Can you hear any wind?

Oh, this is so good.

Hello, can you see me?

Hello? I look so tiny.

This is funny.

I wonder how far away I can go before it

stops picking up my voice.

Um, also look how green the lawn is. It

was going all yellow and brown just a few

weeks ago, and now it's so green. It's

like someone got a bucket of paint green—

green paint— and just painted it. It's so

vividly green. Is that the

M20 in the background? Yeah, I think it's

the M20 plus the A20. It's a bit annoying

because we live in this nice area and it's

really quiet, but because the main roads

and the motorway is only about probably a

couple miles away, you can hear all the

whooshing. It's just constant whooshing

sound. Can hear all the

watching.

Go to the red bridge. Your voice is

cracking. I'm getting cold as well.

Oh, it's not a nice day to be outside.

It's freezing and windy.

How about now?

It's so funny seeing me like this. It's

like we're playing a video game and you

see the character in third person, but

it's yourself instead of looking

through things using your eyes.

Instead of looking through things using

your eyes. Oh yeah, it's getting a bit

broken up. When I go too far away.

Testing.

Testing.

Magnet it to your shirt. Testing.

Um. I can't really because I'm wearing a

thick jumper,

but I think it would sound fine. Also,

it'd be protected from the wind.

This reminds me when I used to make those

silly little video clips. It reminds me

when I used to make those intros in my

videos of me doing dumb stuff in the

garden, and then I would always say

Welcome back to my garden, and then idiots

in the comments will get all triggered

saying stuff like, it's not your garden,

it's your mum's garden, blah blah blah.

I don't know why people get so annoyed

about everything I say. Like when I used

to say I'm gonna go to Japan to meet my

future girlfriend, and then people got

annoyed saying, you can't call her your

future girlfriend, you haven't even met

her, you're just online friends.

And now there's this idiot called Garner

Larson in my comments who's been around

for like 6 years, and he keeps getting

annoyed whenever I say I knew Chris Broad.

He's been around for like 6 years? Anyone

with any brain cells knows I'm just joking

around when I say, oh, me and Chris Broad,

we're best mates from school. How dumb do

you have to be to think that I'm being

serious when I say that.

And then he's like, oh, you're just saying

that because you got caught trying to lie

and manipulate people. No, I'm just

joking about— you're just too stupid to

understand. He seems like he's

got autism, that guy. I banned him for

like 2 years. I recently unbanned everyone

and he's still in my comment section for

like 6 years, and then

he still doesn't understand that I'm just

joking and like subtly trolling.

No one really believes that I'm— that I

was best friends with Chris Broad. It's

just like a joke.

I just think it's funny because we went to

the same school and we probably passed

each other nearly every day on the

playground. And I find it funny that

there is like this very distant connection

between me and all the big Japan YouTubers

and Trash Taste and stuff. It's a very,

very faint, weak connection,

but it is a connection of some sort. Over

25 years ago. Are those sparrows? There's

like 30 of them. I should get my football.

Remember last year I was kicking the

football around all the time and I could

do about 40 kick-me-ups? I was getting

pretty good. I stopped doing it now. When

I came back from Scotland, I never

bothered to do it again.

Scotland. It's funny because Ice Poseidon

said the same thing. He said it's just

ridiculous how he, he can say stuff that's

pretty dumb, but then people just think

he's being serious all the time and then

get outraged and then try to call him

out.

Like when he says, oh, I'm the richest man

in LA, that's obviously a joke. And he

obviously doesn't think or believe that.

It's just funny to say as like a meme.

I don't know why everyone on the internet

became so serious. Like, you can't just

joke about and say dumb stuff without

people thinking you're being serious and

then trying to expose you.

You know, it's just sad that

it became like that. I used to be able to

do this trick where I could flip it up and

then quickly kick it with my other foot

like a taekwondo kick. It's kind of hard

to do that with sandals.

I'm not sure where my mum went. Me and my

mum, we haven't spoken to each other for I

think 3 days now.

So if you remember from the cycling

stream, I said me and my mum had a big

argument over this key. I, I was pretty

angry. Maybe I went a

bit over the top with with my anger, but

it just really triggers me when she's rude

to me when I ask her where something is.

But I still think, you know, she owes me

an apology, which she won't because she

never apologizes to anyone, even if she's

wrong, and she'll never admit to being

wrong. So we haven't spoken for nearly 3

days. But she made me dinner yesterday,

so I don't know, maybe she's scared of me

or something. She made, she made some

curry and left it downstairs, and it was a

full pot of curry, so she didn't make it

for herself, so I assume it was for me.

Maybe she poisoned it. That's sad. Yeah,

I know, but we have these massive

arguments and then it's just really

awkward between us because we're both

angry at each other. I'm not apologizing

because I didn't do anything wrong. I just

asked for a key so I can get my bike out

of the garage, and then she was rude to

me. So now we avoid each

other and we don't even say anything.

This happened before. I forgot

what it was about.

I forgot. Yeah, this mic sounds really

good and there's no wind noise at all.

Remember you got in a huge fight because

she said you looked like the one Asian guy

on TV? Yeah, that really triggered me as

well. Because every time there's an Asian

guy wearing glasses, she goes, oh, it

looks like Daniel, when it looks nothing

like me, just because he's Asian and wears

glasses.

I don't see what's so funny about that.

What, that I look Asian? So what?

Do you think people get annoyed when you

say they look like someone? I get kind of

annoyed because recently my Thai

girlfriend sent me a picture of a white

actor, brown hair, kind of brownish

eyes, obviously white. She says I look

like him, and I was like, What are you

talking about? He's white. I don't look

anything like him. And she was like,

yeah, you look— I think you look like him

a lot. Okay.

I remember Tomoko. Do you remember old

Tomoko? She said I look like a white

person, and I was like, you must be

kidding. White people

think I look Asian. Asian people think I

look white. It's annoying. I don't look

like either, really.

Oh, I wish I had the, the webcam that

tracks me around. That would be funny. Do

you remember when I was chopping wood?

That feels like it was such a long time

ago now. I put that webcam up against the

window and then I was chopping wood

And it was— I think it was May. Yeah,

May, because in June I started driving. I

feel like so many things happened this

year. Yeah, May, because in June I

started driving. I feel like so many

things happened this year. This year has

been quite eventful, I reckon. First,

I moved out of Manchester in January, and

then I went to Scotland for a few weeks.

Went on a few dates,

and then I came back home, and then I went

on some Tinder dates back here. Went to

London a few times.

Oh, have I got another, another ad?

I think it's an ad.

I gotta wait for my own ads to end.

Anyone else getting an ad?

I guess you're all watching the ad now.

Fine, wait for the ad.

Some people don't get an ad, which is

weird. Do you have adblock?

Get interrupted by my own ads now.

Why do you have so many ads? Because

Twitch forces you to put ads on

or else you don't make any money. So if

you want a 50% ad revenue split, you got

to have at least 3 minutes of ads per

hour. If you have less, then you only get

a 30% revenue split.

Um, what happened with the garden house?

Nothing really. No one uses it.

It has to be the biggest waste of money

our entire family has made, and I've lost

20K in stocks. I mean, the thing costs

like £50,000 and it doesn't get used.

It gets used like once a month if some—

sometimes, um, friends come over and then

my mum or sister entertains them in the,

the cabin in the garden house.

But I thought they wanted to build the

cabin so they could rent it out to people.

But she said she does— doesn't want to

rent it out anymore because it's too much

work and it's got no internet and

the toilet blocks up if you do a big poo.

Yeah, I think it's about 50k. She said she

stopped counting. She said the materials

were like 20k And then she had to pay my

uncles to build it. I think they got 10K

each. I don't know, it's probably

quite expensive,

but it would have been a good idea if— I

mean, if I had complete control, I'd say

we build put more of a hedge. Can't really

see what I'm pointing at, but you see

behind these trees that are in front of

me, there's more garden behind it, and

there's like a gap that goes into the,

the garden cabin. I think we should block

up the gap, make a proper hedge wall,

and then cut down some trees that are next

to the road, and then make a separate

entrance for the cabin, and then make a

little area where you could park a car And

then put a gate so it's like gated off,

separated from the main house. Make a

little area where you can park a car and

then put a gate and then get some kind of

internet connection, and then it should be

pretty good. And then put it onto Airbnb

or something, charge how much,

500 a week? Thanks for ignoring my

question. I'm still in the UK. Yeah,

I'm at my mom's house.

I need to pee again. I might pee in the

Put in the— put it in the— put it on

Airbnb only for people who poop a little.

Yeah, put a warning sign. No big poops.

I don't know why my uncle's put a toilet

where you can't do a big poo. He said that

inside the— wait, what's that sound?

My uncle's put a toilet— I thought I could

hear my own voice. Hello?

That's weird. He said— I think he said

that inside of the pipes there's like a

little chopping thing that chops the poo.

Into bits. But if there's too much, it

might get clogged. If there's like a lot

of poo, a lot of tissue.

It looks like a red Japanese bridge over

the river. Yeah, my dad built that. Do you

think my dad made it Japanese style

because I like Japan, or because he liked

it as well? Do you think that was for me?

That would have been nice.

It looks nice though. The red really

contrasts well against the green.

It looks nice though. The red really

contrasts well against the green. I still

can't believe you can hear me. It feels so

weird.

It's a nice bridge. The bridge that used

to be there before, my granddad made it,

and it was like an ugly rotting piece

of wood and a bit of concrete. I don't

think my granddad was very good when it

came to designing stuff. He was good at

just laying foundations and constructing

stuff. But his design taste was kind of

weird. My granddad had these blueprints

for the house. It was supposed to be way

bigger, and it was supposed to have a

swimming pool in this bit of the garden.

There also used to be beehives when I was

a kid. We used to come, and there were

these wooden box things. I don't think

they ever had bees in it.

Who bought the pieces of land originally?

My granddad did. I think it was in the

1950s after World War II. He came back

home and then he bought this piece of land

for £200. I saw the, the deed for

the land. It was only £200 back in 1950,

and it's actually way bigger than you

think because we split the land

in half. My uncle bought the other half.

It's not exactly half, it's more like 30%,

a third. It's more like a third. If you go

on Google Maps, you can see the entire

piece of land is like a triangle,

and originally the entire triangle was my

granddad's property. That's just crazy,

isn't it? Back then, for £200, you could

buy this entire piece of land. Try doing

that these days, you'd have to spend,

what, £50k? £100K.

I'm not sure how much £200 back

then is worth today with inflation and

stuff. I don't think it's a lot. I think

it's just a couple thousand.

£3,800 today. It's still really cheap.

No way you could get a piece of land like

this so cheaply these days.

I don't know what's going to happen to it,

if me or my sister would ever end up

inheriting it, or if we would have to end

up selling it. That would just be sad.

Because it's like generational wealth,

that it's only because

we were lucky and my granddad bought the

land when it was cheap that

we have it now.

It's nice, but as a young man

in his prime, or nearing the end of his

prime, it's not really a place you want to

be. It's a place you want to be when

you're old, like 50, 60-something.

I like being here, it's nice and peaceful.

When Mila was here, it was great, but now

I'm single and ready to mingle, and I want

to make some YouTube content and go on

adventures. I feel like Asia

is the place you want to be. Asia is where

it's happening. It's got all the crazy

stuff, it's got all the hustle and bustle,

and it's cheap. It's not like America or

Europe where it's really expensive.

It's nice and modern in a lot of Asian

cities, but then it's also really, really

cheap. And the women are quite— well,

some of them are not bad looking.

Compared to Westerners.

And I think for content, people be more

interested in Asia.

Maybe I'll go back inside now.

Do you think this is a weird way to

I think it's funny. What if I get a drone?

Uh, if I wasn't going to Thailand soon,

I'd probably end up getting a drone and

then putting my phone on the drone and

then giving you an aerial view of the

stream and then fly you around. I'd

probably lose internet connection.

It'd be funny if I flew you over the

house. Isn't Japan expensive?