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I smashed my wife’s door in
2019-09-23 · 11 min
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Look how dark it is in this place. It's 9
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0:01–0:04 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_0AM in the morning and I have the blinds
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0:04–0:07 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_1open as much as they open up,
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0:08–0:10 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_2and this is how dark the room is.
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0:13–0:15 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_3So after a lot of negotiating, I finally
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0:19–0:22 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_4convinced my wife to give me my stuff back
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0:22–0:24 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_5today. Apparently, it's in a coin locker,
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0:25–0:27 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_6not with her friend. I don't know why she
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0:28–0:29 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_7said she gave it to a friend. Anyway, she
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0:30–0:33 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_8wants me to give her $1,000 in cash to
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0:33–0:36 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_9cover the repair costs for the door that I
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0:37–0:40 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_10smashed, so I'm just going to pay her the
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0:40–0:43 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_11$1,000 and then go and get my stuff later
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0:43–0:46 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_12today. Obviously, I'm not very happy about
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0:46–0:49 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_13having to pay so much money, And I'm
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0:49–0:51 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_14finding it difficult to believe that it's
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0:52–0:53 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_15going to cost $1,000 just to repair a
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0:53–0:56 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_16glass door. But she said it's going to
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0:56–0:58 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_17cost at least $700, and she said if
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0:59–1:01 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_18there's any money left over, she'll give
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1:02–1:04 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_19it back to me. I don't know why she
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1:04–1:07 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_20doesn't trust me. If, if the amount of
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1:07–1:10 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_21money I give her isn't enough, I said I
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1:10–1:12 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_22would give her more, but she kept saying
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1:12–1:14 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_23that she wants to wait until the repairman
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1:15–1:17 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_24comes before she gives me my stuff back.
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1:17–1:19 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_25So I said, fine, I'll give you $1,000 if
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1:20–1:23 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_26you give my stuff back today. And then she
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1:23–1:25 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_27agreed to it. So I have a few things I
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1:25–1:27 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_28need to do. I need to get my stuff back
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1:27–1:29 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_29and then get rid of this lotto and then
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1:29–1:31 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_30find a new place to move on to. I don't
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1:31–1:34 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_31really want to stay here because it's so
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1:34–1:36 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_32dark and it just feels really gloomy and
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1:36–1:38 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_33depressing. Look, if I turn the light off
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1:39–1:40 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_34It looks like it's the evening and it's,
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1:43–1:45 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_35it's 9 AM in the morning and it's so dark.
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1:45–1:49 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_36Look at this, it's ridiculous.
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1:49–1:52 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_37And I don't want to be living in this
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1:54–1:56 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_38Airbnb with a bloody you-know-what. I also
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1:56–1:59 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_39got myself an iPhone 11 yesterday and it's
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1:59–2:02 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_40pretty good. It has a triple lens setup so
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2:03–2:06 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_41you can do telephoto standard
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2:06–2:10 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_42lens, and then super wide, which is very,
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2:10–2:13 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_43very nice. I was supposed to get a $400
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2:13–2:17 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_44discount by trading in my iPhone X, but
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2:18–2:20 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_45since I don't have all of my other
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2:20–2:22 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_46electronics, I wasn't able to do that. I
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2:22–2:25 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_47still don't know if I want to try and fix
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2:25–2:27 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_48the marriage. I'm not sure if it's
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2:27–2:28 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_49completely unfixable now. I've just been
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2:29–2:32 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_50so angry about having my stuff taken away
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2:32–2:35 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_51from me. That I haven't been able to think
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2:36–2:39 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_52clearly about the whole situation.
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2:40–2:42 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_53Maybe it's best if we just end it.
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2:44–2:47 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_54And guess who I ran into when I came back
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2:48–2:51 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_55to the Airbnb from the Apple Store? The
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2:51–2:54 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_56Airbnb manager was coming down the stairs
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2:54–2:56 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_57as I was going up it, and he saw me. He
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2:56–2:58 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_58said, hey Daniel, and then he started
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2:59–3:01 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_59asking me about the you-know-what.
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3:01–3:03 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_60Apparently some guy called Andrew messaged
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3:04–3:06 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_61him on, on Airbnb, the Airbnb app,
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3:06–3:09 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_62and told him about me and my channel. So
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3:10–3:12 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_63the Airbnb manager knows all about my
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3:12–3:15 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_64channel and my toy,
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3:15–3:17 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_65and he was completely okay with it. He
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3:18–3:20 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_66wasn't angry, he didn't kick me out, and
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3:20–3:22 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_67he said something like, everyone has their
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3:22–3:24 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_68own preferences. And I said to him, don't
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3:25–3:27 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_69worry, I won't leave it here because I
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3:27–3:29 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_70guess he probably heard me say that in the
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3:29–3:31 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_71video. So I got this Sellotape and I'm
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3:32–3:34 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_72thinking about putting it back into the
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3:34–3:35 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_73box and then taping it back up. Or I could
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3:36–3:38 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_74buy a knife and then try and cut it up
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3:38–3:40 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_75into pieces. Or I could try and strip the
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3:40–3:42 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_76rubber— I could try and strip the rubber
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3:42–3:44 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_77off of the metal skeleton and that way,
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3:44–3:47 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_78that way it'll be lighter so I can get rid
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3:47–3:49 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_79of it bit by bit. I'm not sure yet. It's
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3:50–3:52 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_80so annoying, these people keep trying to
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3:52–3:54 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_81find out where my Airbnb is and then they
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3:55–3:57 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_82message the Airbnb owner and they start
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3:57–3:59 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_83saying weird things about me, and then
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3:59–4:01 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_84they're trying to get me kicked out. But
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4:02–4:03 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_85you failed, Andrew, because I didn't get
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4:04–4:05 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_86kicked out. I didn't get into trouble.
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4:05–4:07 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_87And if you're one of those people who keep
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4:08–4:09 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_88trying to find my Airbnb to try and
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4:09–4:11 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_89contact the Airbnb owner, you're sad and
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4:12–4:14 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_90pathetic and you need to get a life.
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4:14–4:16 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_91That's a pretty big kite.
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4:19–4:21 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_92I think it's a kite.
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4:23–4:24 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_93What else could it be?
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4:27–4:28 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_94Look, I'll show you the door that
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4:39–4:42 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_95I smashed.
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4:42–4:43 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_96I kicked it.
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4:55–4:56 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_97So I just got back from my wife's place,
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5:41–5:43 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_98finally got my stuff back. I asked
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5:43–5:46 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_99if I could stay because I would like to
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5:47–5:49 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_100fix things and get back with her if
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5:49–5:51 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_101possible, but she said no. She said I
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5:51–5:54 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_102couldn't And then she told me to go back
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5:54–5:55 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_103to the Airbnb. So I just got back with
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5:56–6:00 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_104my things. I didn't bring everything. I
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6:00–6:02 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_105left a few things behind, like my monitor
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6:02–6:05 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_106screen because it's too big. So nice to
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6:05–6:07 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_107have my things back. I've got my keyboard.
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6:08–6:10 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_108I'm not sure why I brought the keyboard.
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6:11–6:13 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_109I guess I don't really need it. I've got
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6:13–6:15 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_110my gaming laptop and
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6:15–6:20 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_111my iPad. And my iPhone X.
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6:20–6:23 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_112So I have all of my valuable items
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6:24–6:27 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_113returned back to me, so I guess that's
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6:27–6:29 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_114Okay, so my computer setup has been set
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6:54–6:58 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_115up. I have my laptop, my iPad,
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6:58–7:01 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_116everything's good to go. I'm a bit worried
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7:01–7:04 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_117that she probably won't forgive me this
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7:04–7:06 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_118time. She said that she doesn't want to
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7:06–7:08 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_119get back together with me because she's
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7:09–7:10 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_120scared that the same thing will happen
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7:10–7:12 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_121again and I'll just cheat again. I said
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7:13–7:16 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_122the same thing won't happen again, but as
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7:16–7:18 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_123you can imagine, she doesn't exactly trust
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7:18–7:20 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_124me much right now, and I don't even know
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7:20–7:22 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_125if I could keep that promise if I made
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7:22–7:25 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_126that promise. So I don't know, maybe I
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7:25–7:28 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_127need to leave it for a bit longer. Maybe
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7:29–7:30 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_128she will eventually forgive me. I don't
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7:31–7:33 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_129know, I'm not sure. In the meantime,
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7:33–7:36 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_130I have to sort out a few things. Number
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7:36–7:38 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_131one, I need to get rid of the thing that's
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7:38–7:41 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_132in my bed. I'm not sure how I'm going to
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7:42–7:44 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_133do that yet. I think I'm just going to get
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7:44–7:45 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_134a pair of scissors and cut it into tiny
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7:46–7:48 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_135pieces and then get rid of it somehow.
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7:48–7:51 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_136And I need to find a new place to stay in
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7:52–7:54 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_137because I don't really want to stay here.
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7:54–7:55 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_138Like I said earlier, it's a bit of a
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7:55–7:57 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_139gloomy place, and I need to tidy up the
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7:57–8:00 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_140place as well. It's a bit of a mess.
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8:01–8:02 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_141Yeah, so I've got a few things to keep
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8:03–8:05 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_142myself occupied with. But for now,
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8:05–8:08 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_143I'm gonna play a bit of Rainbow Six, if
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8:09–8:11 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_144you don't mind. Well, well,
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8:12–8:15 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_145well, look where we are— by
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8:15–8:19 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_146the river, looking at
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8:19–8:23 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_147the Osaka city skyline.
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8:24–8:26 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_148And it's raining, and I'm standing
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8:29–8:30 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_149underneath this concrete pillar. Which
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8:31–8:33 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_150fortunately has this little ledge that
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8:35–8:37 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_151sticks out, so I'm not getting wet.
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8:37–8:39 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_152It's a very nice scene. It's strange
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8:44–8:47 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_153because everywhere in Japan is just so—
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8:47–8:50 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_154what's the word— tight?
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8:51–8:55 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_155No, claustrophobic? I don't know. There's
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8:55–8:58 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_156so many buildings. And there's hardly any
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8:58–9:00 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_157wide-open areas. But then you come to the
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9:01–9:03 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_158river here and you get this big wide-open
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9:04–9:07 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_159area and you can see the city.
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9:07–9:10 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_160It's really nice.
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9:10–9:11 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_161Would be even nicer if I had a nice girl
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9:15–9:18 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_162who I was in love with that I could spend
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9:19–9:21 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_163this moment with.
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9:21–9:22 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_164Well, at least I can test out the iPhone
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9:24–9:26 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_16511 camera. It's quite good.
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9:26–9:30 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_166You've got telephoto, which telephotos
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9:31–9:35 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_167in, and then you've got standard lens.
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9:37–9:41 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_168I think it's this one. Hold on.
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9:41–9:45 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_169Here, standard. Why won't it do it?
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9:46–9:48 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_170Standard lens. There's standard. Standard
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9:49–9:50 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_171lens, telephoto lens, standard,
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9:50–9:53 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_172and then you've got wide angle.
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9:53–9:55 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_173Boom! First ever wide angle lens on an
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9:57–10:00 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_174iPhone. Finally! I've been whinging about
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10:01–10:05 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_175Apple not putting wide angle lenses on
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10:05–10:06 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_176their phones for such a long time.
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10:07–10:08 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_177They've finally done it, so that's nice.
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10:08–10:10 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_178Triple camera setup. Telephoto, standard,
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10:15–10:18 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_179wide angle. Very nice, very nice.
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10:18–10:22 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_180Oh look, it's the train.
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10:25–10:26 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_181My wife might be on it.
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10:29–10:30 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_182That's quite cool.
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10:34–10:34 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_183Could do a live stream here at some point.
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10:41–10:43 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_184It'll be kind of reminiscent of 2017 when
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10:44–10:47 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_185I used to come outside to do livestreams.
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10:48–10:49 · rev_e953f7054641fb20254526630a28ccd1_186