sex toy review

Some of you might already know this, but I

bought an adult toy about a week ago

because of the little problem me and my

wife are having right now. We're having a

bit of a dry spell in the bedroom, and I

went onto Amazon and I looked up adult

toys for men, and there were so many

different choices. There were so many

things to choose from. You could get a

full-sized one, one with legs, one with an

upper body, one with arms, small ones,

big ones, medium-sized ones, and I found

the perfect one. It was a It's

a real life-sized buttocks from

the waist down, and it's cut off from the

thighs. It's about this big, and it's

buttocks and thighs. Thighs are here, cut

off from above the thighs, cut off

slightly above the belly button. So it's

pretty big, and it's very heavy. It's

about 6 kg. I'll go into more detail about

the toy at the end of this video. And she

found it a few days ago. She found it in

my bag, and she confronted me about it.

She asked me what I was hiding in my bag,

and I just told her that I bought an adult

toy for myself, for my own personal use.

I guess I didn't do a very good job at

hiding it. I just wrapped it in a towel

and then stuffed it into my bag, into my

backpack. And what I do is I, I wrap it up

nice and neatly, I put it into my bag,

and then I zip it closed, all the way

closed up. And I went to use it the next

day, and I found my backpack was slightly

opened, and the towel was slightly opened,

and the pink part part of the rubber was

exposed, even though I'm pretty sure that

I closed it all up tightly so you couldn't

see the inside of the towel, and I closed

the zippers all the way so that they were

locked, interlocked. I should have bought

a tiny little padlock and key so that I

could keep it closed properly, but I

didn't think she would go snooping around

in my personal belongings and open up my

own bag. I also made another mistake.

There was a polystyrene casing that came

with it, and I just shoved it all into a

bin bag thinking she wouldn't take it out.

But no, she's very obsessive over

disposing rubbish, and she took out the

polystyrene casing from the bin bag and

she proceeded to crush it down into

smaller parts because it saves space. And

the polystyrene casing is kind of in the

shape of the toy, so I think she got

suspicious from that. And the thing is

about my wife, when you tell her not to do

something, she usually does the opposite.

So if you say don't look for my YouTube

channel, she will go and look for it.

And guess what? If I say— if I ask her not

to go rummaging through my personal

belongings, she will do the opposite of

what I ask her to. I don't think she's

upset about it. I think if she was angry,

she would definitely make it clear that

she's angry about it. I don't think she

is. We kind of laughed about it, and I

said, isn't it better that I use— use a—

isn't it better that I use an adult toy

instead of cheating or using a working

lady? She said, I guess that's true. I

don't think it's that weird for a guy to

have his own adult toy even if he's in a

relationship. And she even has her own.

She has her own women's toy that she got

before she met me. So how come it's okay

for her to have one but it's not okay for

me to have one? I've always wanted to have

one, but I've always been scared of having

one because I used to live with my parents

and I was scared my mum might find it.

And then I started living with my wife and

I was scared my wife might find it. I've

never lived by myself where I could own

one and just have it out in the open.

It's kind of embarrassing that she knows

that I have one, and I'd prefer it if she

didn't try and look for it. I'd prefer it

if she didn't ask me to show it to her. I

hope she doesn't feel as though I prefer

the toy over her. That's not the case.

I just wanted to get one because, well,

I'm at home all day long every day, and

sometimes I feel a little bit bored, and

it's just nice to have lying there on the

bed so that I can, you know, take a break,

relax myself a bit every few hours.

I'm not using it that much. I'd say that

the most, most I used it in one day was

about 4 times. I wouldn't go over 4 times

a day because it just starts to become a

bit of a pain having to clean it, and I

feel less productive because I'm wasting

so much time using it.

It's a bit strange because I do feel more

productive using it. After I used it,

then, you know, all those dirty thoughts

get driven out of my mind, and then I can

focus on more important things. But if I

end up using it too much, then I end up

wasting too much time occupied

with it and cleaning it. So I think around

2 times, 1 or 2 times is optimal.

Anyway, I think that's enough blabbering,

and I would like to now show you what it

looks like. If you would be interested in

seeing that, then continue watching.

And this is what it looks like.

Unfortunately, I can't show it to you

because you know what YouTube's like,

they don't like things like this, and I

would prefer it if this video didn't get

age-restricted or demonetized. So I'm

going to pixelate it, and if you want to

see what it actually looks like, you can

join Discord and I can send you a photo,

or you could join me on Patreon where I

have the full uncensored unpixelated

version. So since you can't really see it,

I'll try and describe what it looks like.

It's basically a real-life-sized buttocks

and waist, and it's cut off from above the

thighs, and it's cut off from above the

belly button. So it's just, you know, the

best parts of a woman. It weighs about 6

kg, so it's pretty heavy. It's about twice

the weight of my MSI 15-inch gaming

laptop, and there's 2 entry points, if you

know what I mean. And they go in quite

deep, about up until— they

go in quite deep up until this point. Now

the important thing about owning one of

these toys is you have to keep it clean.

After use, I put it in the sink and I give

it a little wash under warm water. You can

use soap as well. Sometimes I use soap

just to clean out the inside, otherwise it

starts to smell a bit funky. I'm not

sure what it's made out of. I guess some

kind of rubber, maybe silicone, and it

feels very soft but firm at the same time,

and it does feel quite realistic.

If you can hear that, it does sound like

I'm slapping someone's bottom. And if I

put my hand on it, you'll get to see how

big it is in, in comparison to my hand.

And as you can see,

I can put my entire hand over one of the

cheeks and I can't cover up one of the

cheeks because it's pretty big. It's

actually bigger than my own buttocks. Now

since it's very big, it's a bit difficult

to hide and keep secret, so what I do is I

wrap it in a towel and I put it in the

closet. I honestly think it's very

realistic. It's very close to the real

thing. Feels very satisfying to use

because it's heavy. The important thing to

note is that it's heavy, so it gives it

this realistic weight. There's a realistic

weight to it. It also wobbles around quite

a bit, so if you just poke it and move it,

it will wobble around, which is quite nice

because it feels like it's moving by

itself. I guess my main problem

about it is the size. It's very difficult

to keep hidden because of the size.

If it was just a small— um, what's the

word— if you have one of those small

handheld hand-sized flashlights, then

those are very easy to conceal. But with

this, since it's so big, you kind of have

to be a bit more careful about where you

store it if you're living with someone,

with other people. If you live by

yourself, then it's not really a problem.

But for me personally, I wrap it up in,

in a towel and I I put it inside of a bag.

Also, it's a bit of a pain having to wash

it every time you use it, but you really

do have to wash it. I guess you don't—

technically you don't have to wash it.

You could just not, but then it might

start developing bacteria inside and it

smells weird. I don't actually

mind the smell. It smells bad, but it

smells bad in a good way, if you know what

I mean. The smell actually turns me on a

little bit. For some reason, the edges of

it are starting to go grey, starting to

become discoloured, and I'm not sure why

because I do wash it and I'm

not sure why it's becoming discoloured

like this. It costs about $120.

I paid about ¥13,000 on Amazon,

and you might think that's a bit

expensive, and it is quite expensive just

for a lump of rubber. Just for your, your

self-pleasuring activities. But I think

it's, it's worth the money. I think it's

good value for money because you can use

it as many times as you want, and it does

provide a lot of satisfaction, and it

feels very realistic. If you compare it to

paying women to do it, then it's very

cost-effective. If you're paying real

women to, um, fulfill your needs that

could get very pricey. For example, you

might pay a woman $150 just for a 15

or 20 minute session, and that's just to

do it one time. Or you could pay $120 and

you can get one of these, and you can use

it as many times as you want until it

tears or breaks or becomes too dirty.

My biggest complaint would be that there's

no legs. I would prefer a version of this

that had legs, but unfortunately I can't

get one of those because they're, they're

really big and it would be too much

trouble to, to store and keep hidden,

and it would also be too much trouble to

clean. Wouldn't fit in the sink. I would

have to take it into the shower to clean

properly. You can get versions of this

that have legs, but like I said before,

there's also difficulties that come with

having a larger version that has legs. My

ultimate dream would be to have a

full-body version of this, but again,

that's very expensive, very hard to keep

hidden, very hard to clean. So for now, I

think this will be good enough. And if

you're wondering how I keep it stored,

well, I just wrap it up in this towel. I

just place it in the towel and then I wrap

and roll, wrap and roll,

and then you can keep it nice