happy birthday chihiro

Testing,

testing, testing.

Testing.

Testing. Testing. Is it

Yes. Mm-hmm. Do you like my new setup?

It looks good.

How do I—

stopwatch! Look at all these different

timers I've got now. I've got countdown

timers, Count up timers,

stopwatch timers.

Today we gather to celebrate my lovely

ex-wife's birthday.

Wait, this should be streaming on Twitch

as well.

Oh my God, this took such a long time to

set up. Better be good.

Uh, Twitch dashboard,

YouTube dashboard,

and the on-screen chat should have YouTube

chat and Twitch chat put together. Oh

look, the Streamlabs timer thing's

working. Please don't bully Daniel. I put

that there years ago and then I forgot

about it. Oh, it is working. Oh my god,

this is so much better than Streamlabs.

Ah, I paid £120 for Streamlabs Pro

like 2 days ago so I could do this, which

you can do this for free on this program.

Wasted my money again.

Okay, I think it's working. Wow, I got a

little thing at the bottom. Look,

it moves when I speak.

Uh, oh,

oh, oh, can you see it?

It's called a visualizer.

And I can do this. Watch this.

I can draw on the screen. Haha,

isn't that cool?

Can you see it?

I think you can see it.

No? Oh yeah, you can't see it.

That's weird. You're a based n-word, bro.

Don't let the trolls bring you down. Oh,

thanks, Cyan Razor.

See, I got the Streamlabs text-to-speech

working on this as well. I just copy and

pasted the URL for the widget.

Oh, you can't see the drawing on the

screen? How do I show it to you?

That's weird. I can see it.

Are you sure you can't see it?

Oh no, you can't see it.

What was that?

That's weird.

Should be able to see it.

How do I get rid of it now?

Delete. I'll fiddle with it

Now we can see so many— shoutouts to Chris

Broad's engagement. Oh, something. Oh

yeah, you can see it now. That's so weird.

Why is it really delayed like that?

Oh, thanks, Neo Cable.

Oh yeah, Chris announced he's getting

married, didn't he? Some— he somehow

announced it. He didn't really say it. He

just showed a picture of a ring on

Sharda's finger. What is the difference

between an engagement ring and a wedding

ring? A wedding ring. A wedding ring.

Why is everyone getting married and having

babies?

Why talk about ex-wife when you have a

girlfriend? Because you guys don't care

about my girlfriend. I will

talk about what you guys want to listen

to, don't I?

How come text-to-speech didn't work?

So is something breaking?

It worked when I tested it.

It doesn't play now. Shoutouts to Chris

What? Why does the donation goal say $5

million?

Uh, this is so broken.

How long do you think Oilers will edge

Ice's stream? Is it still going? It was

down to like 30 seconds last time I

checked. I donated $5 to keep it going.

It went up by about 1 minute because he's

changed it for it to be 1 minute per 15

seconds now.

Okay, now my donation time— donation

goal's broken. $5 million.

Now I've got, uh, $10 million. Shoutouts

to Chris Broadsey. What?

How do I reset it? What was it at before?

$587, I think.

Uh, widgets, widgets.

Super Chat goal.

End goal. Go to Japan.

Goal amount 500. Starting amount 587.

Okay,

I fixed it.

Have I ever farted on stream? No, I don't

fart in front of people. It's disgusting.

So, do you like my new camera?

It looks brighter.

Am I gonna visit my ex when I go to Japan?

Maybe if she hits me up.

Do you think she'll message me if I live

near her?

I'm not gonna live near her. I'm gonna

live on the other side of Osaka. She lives

on the west side over the river.

I'm gonna live on the southeast side below

Tobito Shinchi.

Ah, why do I have such low viewers today?

50, 60.

Should be like 120 at least.

Something's definitely weird with YouTube.

Oh well,

maybe it'll go up later.

You're streaming at a time here a lot of

UK fans are asleep. I'm streaming at the

same time I always stream at.

My UK viewers are like 10%. Of my viewers.

Do you think the overlays are good, or

should I change it, resize stuff?

What's the stopwatch for? I don't know. I

just got a load of random stuff. Has your

wife thanked you for the birthday wishes?

Not yet. I'm gonna send her another Apple

Watch. I want my Apple Watch back. That

cost me $600. I can't believe I just

bought that for her and I got nothing out

of it. Not even

some cereal.

Have I experienced an earthquake in Japan?

Yeah, I experienced a few, but they

weren't very big. Biggest was probably

like 4, magnitude 4, and it just vibrated

the apartment.

It's a little bit scary, I guess. It felt

like a car drove into the building and

just shook it, but I've

never experienced a very big one.

But I think Japanese buildings, they're

not going to collapse like Turkish

buildings. I think it'll be fine.

Japanese buildings are designed to

withstand every earthquake.

How do you think I can make my stream look

better? Would you like a clock?

How do I get a clock? Clock widget.

Oh wow, I got like a time remaining thing

as well. Current time.

Current time is 9— oh, it's 9:32.

9:32 AM in the morning.

Wow, this is like clock widget central. I

want like temperature thing as well. I

don't know where to get temperature. And I

can also do stickers.

Your wife is now 42. Yeah,

she's 8 years older than me, so she should

be 42.

I saw Sora the Troll only gets like 400

viewers now. I think his channel's dying

too. He used to get 1,000. He used to get

like 800 or 1,000 viewers.

I guess after a few years that just

happens to everyone's channel.

I'm trying to figure out how to use my

live view. To have overlays, but it's

really difficult. I don't know how to do

it.

Why don't you tell your girlfriend about

your YouTube channel? What's the point?

It's like a dead channel.

If it was like huge and blowing up, then I

feel like maybe I should have. But why,

why tell anyone about your dead channel?

Be good for drama. Yeah, I'll get a couple

hundred viewers and then it's just one

time, and then after that be back to dead

channel again. It's kind of

meaningless, isn't it? Why am I banned?

You're not banned. If I can see— if you

can see the comment, then you're not

So do you think this looks better than

Streamlabs, or do you not care? I feel

like no one cares. Okay then.

You don't even tell her your real

birthday. Yeah, because if you Google my

birthday, stupid famous birthdays website

shows my face, I'm pretty sure.

Are you using a filter? I'm not, but it is

a lot brighter than the built-in webcam of

the laptop. It's just my phone cam. I can

use my phone as a webcam and it's

connected wirelessly, so I could use all

my different phones to have like 4

different webcams set up around the house

if I was showing the house. In Japan,

I'll show the place and not hide it. So

you'd have like a wide-angle view of the

entire place and I'll set up like a

kitchen cam, living room cam, maybe

bedroom cam. Maybe I'll just leave the

stream on 24/7 and then switch cams

depending on what I'm doing. We don't have

to do IRL. We can just stay inside. It's,

it's using Wi-Fi to use the phone

as a webcam, so I don't know if it's

actually in sync.

I mean, I guess it is. No one said it's

out of sync, but that's pretty cool. I can

have like a wireless webcam setup.

It's my phone's camera, so it should be

quite bright compared to the built-in

webcam. The built-in webcam, I've got

it enabled, but it looks so dark.

I actually forgot which date I told my

girlfriend my birthday's on. She wants to

celebrate it. I don't know what she's

gonna do. I said I don't celebrate my

birthday. I really hope she's not planning

anything. Just get me like a packet of

crisps. I don't really care about my

birthday. It's just like a— it's like a

childish thing to celebrate it. Have a

party with your friends, get a birthday

cake. Are we still 10 years old?

This camera makes you look like a lesbian.

Why?

The bot is spamming. It's not spamming.

No, don't ban the bot. Don't delete the

bot's message. Message deleted

by Streamlabs. Wait, the bot is,

is telling people to stop spamming. What?

What's going on?

She could take a picture, search it on

Google. Yeah, I guess so. She could

rummage through my backpack and find my

passport. Message deleted by Streamlabs.

Wait, the Streamlabs bot is deleting

people's messages. Hold on.

Why is it doing that?

Caps protection. I'll turn that off. Word

protection. I think I set this up before

when I had that stupid weirdo spamming the

N-word. Most of those trolls lost

interest. I had this

one donator who donated nearly $500

in total, and his name was the N-word.

The equalizer thing is dumb. Why is it

dumb? I think it's cool.

He timed out me. Really? I didn't know the

bot— I think it can't do it anymore. I've

disabled it. So it had some kind of auto

mod enabled.

The bot's banning people. I don't think

the bot can ban people.

Is Daniel in Japan now? Not yet. A few

more weeks and I'll be there. Just trying

to set stuff up.

Got my apartment sorted, got my guest

house sorted.

Imagine donating $500 just to troll.

Well, look at Ice's community. They,

they've been donating thousands just to

keep the stream going, even though Ice

wants it to end. I mean, even I donated

because it's funny. I donated $5 to extend

the timer by a few minutes.

Such a weird community Ice has.

Oh, I got bits and it extended

the timer by— extended the timer by 10

hours. Wow. But now the text— I mean, the

sound alert doesn't work. Thanks.

None.

56.

Whoops. Accidentally opened Streamlabs.

I'm streaming on YouTube. I'm streaming on

YouTube and Twitch. The image is a bit

laggy. Yeah, maybe using a

phone as a webcam is not the best idea.

What happened to Smooth Sanchez? I heard

he got arrested. He was annoying though.

He wasn't funny. He would just irritate

people for content. Ice does

that too, but Ice makes it funny.

I don't think it's right to harass people

outside for streaming content. I think

it's kind of lame.

If I streamed outside, I wouldn't want to

bother people. I think it's stupid.

You are a pedophile. Why?

Yeah, well, so are you.

Takeo-san said he has a secret person to

meet with. Sus, which I know means you.

It's not me. Sam didn't say anything to

I messaged Sus asking how to get good

internet in Japan. He just links me a

pocket Wi-Fi website.

I know how to get a pocket Wi-Fi. I

thought he was using like a special SIM.

With true unlimited data that

you need a Japanese bank account to get.

I know where to get pocket Wi-Fi.

I thought Sam texted you. Let me check.

No.

I texted Sam to ask him if he knows where

to get pocket— I mean,

data. Stupid antivirus protection

I need to know how to get data so I can

stream in Japan.

Okay, ban this Thucydides guy being

stupid.

Someone's calling me a pedophile in the

chat on Twitch. So now I've got to manage

2 chat rooms at the same— well, Twitch

chat room's pretty quiet. Don't know where

that guy came from.

Bell sound is a bit loud. What bell? I

didn't hear any bell sound.

I'm gonna try japanwireless.com.

They've got an unlimited pocket Wi-Fi.

They claim that it doesn't restrict your

speed. A lot of these unlimited

data plans in Japan are kind of deceptive

because they say it's unlimited, but then

they reduce your speed down to a couple

hundred kilobits. After you use about 10

gigabytes.

Stop fussing with your hair. Well, it

keeps moving. Don't like the way it

looks. I need to get it cut again.

Don't you live in Japan? No, I live in

Thailand, but I'm going to Japan soon.

I didn't say pedophile. I said pedophile.

I did not say anything close to pedophile.

Why is your girlfriend away for 16 hours?

She's only away for 8, but someone gave me

bits and then it made the timer go up.

What am I planning to do in Japan? I want

to, I don't know,

maybe get a bicycle, do some biking and

Get a bicycle and then what else?

I have no idea. I'll probably just sit in

my room playing Harry Potter and make,

make troll videos. My PewDiePie video

nearly has 40k views now, which is nice

but also kind of frustrating because none

of my original creative videos get that

kind of views.

I want to make original creative stuff,

not just do stupid clickbait stuff.

The comments I got on the PewDiePie video

remind me of the, the kind of comments I

got a couple years ago. It's just stuff

like, what? Oh my

god, why do you care?

I don't really care about PewDiePie's

baby. It's just a trending topic, isn't

it? About something I find slightly

relatable. Next, I have to do what

my problem with Chris and Charlotte

getting married. Big mistake.

I think the big mistake in the thumbnail

really helps get people's

I think finding keywords that really gets

people's attention is the key to success

on YouTube. Like, do not buy really

works well, and why I hate and my problem

with are very effective,

but they need to be combined with the

right topic.

Is Chris Broad a divorcee? Probably not,

unless he's keeping a secret wife.

They're getting married. They posted

on Twitter a picture of the engagement

ring. Do you think it's gonna be like a

big fancy wedding? White dress, big cake?

All the Trash Taste boys there.

Are you going back to Japan? Yes, I am.

You're streaming more often lately? Yeah,

because videos don't get views. I make

like $10 off a video, so it's just like a

waste of time. I make like $50 or $60 from

a livestream. I think I'm just gonna give

up making videos unless there's like a

clickbait trending topic. I think it's

just a waste of time now. Nothing's gonna

go viral again.

What do you think? Carry on trying to make

my own original content hoping it would go

viral? Well, I just stick to

streaming and the occasional trending

topic.

If there's drama, I'd make a video, but I

think I'm going to give up on like the

storytelling stuff.

I don't think I've had any storytelling

video get good views in years, so I think

That's a good sign that it doesn't work.

Oh wow, when,

when did I do that multi-stream? It was on

Wednesday, wasn't it? I made $10 on

Twitch. When I did that multi-stream.

See, I can squeeze out a few extra dollars

if I multi-stream. Interesting.

Are you jabbed? Yeah, I'm triple vaxxed.

Got the Moderna. I think I got 2 Modernas

and one AstraZeneca

booster. I was a bit worried. I thought

you had to get the same type of vaccine,

not mix them. I feel fine though.

Didn't feel any weird things happening

after I got the vaccine.

Oh yeah, Susan Wojcicki is quitting.

Which makes me a bit nervous because

things felt kind of stable when she was in

charge. Now we're going to get a new, new

leader. They might mess up the whole

platform or bring in bad ideas

like, oh,

let's ban clickbait, let's ban negative

content. Then I'd be truly screwed. I get

all my, my revenue and views from negative

clickbait. You see, I made this stream

like a positive neutral title. Happy

birthday, Chihiro. And look how shit the

view count is. I should have put something

like, why I hate my stupid ex-wife.

Messed up for today. Can I change

the title?

Why I still hate my ex-wife

after 3— 2 years— after 3 years.

Message to my ex-wife.

I think I can change it while streaming.

I can change it, but what if it gets

demonetized? I'm gonna be careful with the

You are a sick fuck stalking your ex and

harassing her. Well, you're the ones who

like it. Don't blame me, I'm just playing

the game. If I make a video about the

evolutionary process of whales and

dolphins, you're not going to click it,

are you? You're the ones clicking on it.

It's just funny because you're calling me

the sick bastard when you're the one who

only watches the sick bastard content.

So who is the real sick bastard, you or

me? It's you, because that's what

you like watching, because you're a sick

Idiot. It's like all the PewDiePie fans

are hating on me now because of my video

blowing up, and I'm just sitting here

laughing because they're so stupid. Oh,

why do you care? What if you don't care?

Why did you click on the video? I don't

care. I'm just making it because I think

you guys are gonna— not you, but the

PewDiePie people are gonna care. I don't

actually care about PewDiePie's stupid

baby. People are so

dumb.

I don't want to make sick content, but if

that's get— that's what gets views, then I

don't have a choice, do I? I've got to

cater. To what people want to see.

Did I make a lot of money from the

PewDiePie video? I made like $90 so far,

which is like 7 or 8 times more than I

usually make from my own videos.

And the video is still going up. It's not

flattening out.

I might do something like, uh, why I was

wrong about PewDiePie's unborn child.

Maybe next week. I'm busy this weekend.

And then I'll say, I guess I was wrong

about being born in Japan means you're

Japanese. You need at least one Japanese

parent. Why do they do that? In England

and America, if you're born in America or

England, it means you're British or

American. Doesn't matter who your parents

are. But then in Japan or China, You have

to have at least one parent who is a

native. Why?

But then they still give citizenship to

the baby anyway. It's just a different

process. So you'd have like a dependent

visa, and then after 5 years you would

qualify for a permanent visa, and then

after 10 years you qualify for

citizenship. So eventually, if you stay

there long enough, you make your way

towards becoming Japanese. I don't know if

it's Technically Japanese though if you

become a citizenship. Because like a white

guy could live in Japan for 12 years and

then become Japanese on paper.

Why are you so toxic? I'm not the toxic

one, you're the toxic one because you only

clicked on this stream because of the

toxic title. So you need to take a look in

the mirror before pointing fingers at me.

It's like you go to McDonald's and then

you say to McDonald's, oh, you suck. Why

are you making unhealthy food? And then

you go, I'll have a Big Mac and chips,

please. Well, they're only making it

because you're going there to buy it. If

everyone was like, I'm going to not eat

McDonald's anymore because I'm health

conscious, McDonald's would shut down

because no one would be going there to buy

it. It's called Business 101. Sit down,

let me educate you. Down with H.I.M.A.

Things that are being produced are only

being produced if there's a demand for it.

So you shut up.

No, my text-to-speech doesn't work

anymore. Sorry about that.

I fixed it before by deleting the widget.

And then remaking it.

Thanks, King. Down with HMR server. No,

not down with it. Up with it.

Down with the haters. Is your mum

still blocked? Yeah, I probably won't

unblock her because she never says

anything nice. She'll either message

me to complain about me talking about

Chihiro, or she'll just say really

depressing stuff like,

oh, the house is falling apart. Oh, it's

too much work. Why don't you get your new

man to fix it then? It feels like she's

trying to guilt-trip me or something.

If I was in charge of the house, it would

just fall apart because I couldn't care

less about DIY.

Prove you're not deepfake. This cam is

creepy. Why is it creepy?

What's wrong with the cam?

I'd probably just plug in my webcam next

It's laggy. Hmm, I thought

it would be because it's using the

internet connection. Well,

I've got my usual webcam

setup here, the one that makes my face

look really fat. Should I just use this

It looks so dark.

Which one do you like more?

That's so weird. Ba ba ba ba. I think

the integrated webcam is actually. In

sync, whereas the, the other one is kind

of out of sync.

Wait, can you even see it?

You can't even— why is it not on the

stream screen? I don't understand this

program.

Oh, now you can see it. I think I have to

do— I have to click on this button to

apply now before you guys can see it.

The darker one looks more natural.

Yeah, the Samsung one does look kind of

filtered, but I put no filter on it.

The webcam looks kind of blurry.

It's so hard to get, get a good stream

setup. There's like an infinite amount of

ways you can do it, and most of them suck.

I miss my UK home setup.

That was my best one.

Daniel, unblock your mom. No, she's a bad,

bad influence. Not until I get my apology.

I already told her 2 years ago not to

disturb me with messages about my exes.

She doesn't learn. I don't want my mum

involved in my personal relationships.

She kept talking to Mila when I was in

Manchester and then sending me pictures of

Mila. Why does my mum always want to

get involved with people's relationships?

Just mind your own business.

I didn't ask her for her opinion. Well, I

didn't ask her, oh, what's Mita up to?

I watched Dr. K. You know Dr. K? He had

some livestreams about how to deal with

narcissistic parents. And he said, you

just got to block them until they stop

whatever they're doing because you can't

reason with them. So you just got to like

cut them out of your life. There's no way

you can reason with a narcissistic parent

because they'll just get defensive. They

won't listen to, to what you're upset

about. They'll just gaslight you and

not say, okay, I see what you're saying.

I will try to make changes. They just

won't. They're too defensive. Their ego

gets hurt. Yeah, the GG Healthy Gamer guy.

Do you remember he interviewed Ice and

then he was like, I don't know why, but

for some reason I feel really pissed off

by talking to you. I feel like you're

manipulating me. And then Ice was like,

why? I'm not doing anything. I get, I get

his point. There is something annoying

about Ice, like you're not talking to a

real person when you're talking to him.

It's like you're talking to a troll the

Your mum sounds like you. Well, yeah,

I am a lot like my mum. The apple

does not fall far from the tree.

Just found your subreddit. It's so weird.

Bunch of people obsessed with you,

flaming you. Yeah, it's like a group of 10

really sad people who just say,

oh, haha, Daniel's aging. Haha, Daniel's

views are X, Y, and Z.

It's literally the main 2 topics: Daniel

aging, Daniel's teeth, and Daniel's low

view count. I haven't checked the

subreddit in maybe a month, and I'm

sure that's what they're still talking

I'd like to check up on it. Once in a

while, but every time I do, it's just the

same stuff. The idiots,

weirdos writing these massive essays of

why I'm a failure.

Your mum's a funny old lady. Yeah, she can

be pretty funny when she's in a good mood,

but for some reason she's almost always in

a bad mood around me. If there's guests or

friends around, she'll be like a

completely different person, but then when

there's no one around and it's just me and

her, it's like a completely different

person. She's always really moody towards

me. I know

she's disappointed with how I turned out.

She's upset with me.

But— what you

gonna do? This is how I turned out. Deal

with it. If you don't like it, it's your

problem. Fuck off.

I am a Western person, born and raised

in a Western country. So I prioritize

individualism and self,

self-individuality and being who I want to

be and following my dreams.

If you wanted like an obedient slave child

who respects and obeys authority and

becomes a lawyer or doctor out of fear of

being disowned by his tiger parents, then

you should have had a kid with like a very

traditional, strict Asian guy.

But you didn't. Had a kid in a Western

country, so I grew up with Western values.

And Western values don't involve bowing

down to your parents' wishes.

Western parenting is like, follow your

dreams, find what makes you happy. I

support you. Asian parenting is you become

a doctor or lawyer, otherwise you're

not my son and you can get lost.

And I'm against that in every aspect.

Indian parenting is the worst.

You know why they're all doctors? Not

because they want to be doctors. Do you

think they actually care about being a

doctor? They're just doctors because from

a young age they were brainwashed into

becoming doctors out of fear.

Because Indian parents are like, if you

don't become a doctor, we will kick you

out. We don't love you anymore.

That's what they're like.

No, I'm, I'm a YouTuber. That's my dream.

I'm not going to become a doctor.

Doctor of cereal.

Yeah, we're watching a movie. I mean, a

Netflix series. And there was an Indian

man in it. And my girlfriend was like,

did you know a lot of Indians in America

are doctors? I nearly went off on one. I

was like, yeah, because their stupid

parents forced them to become. Do you

think they actually want to be doctors? I

had to calm down. I nearly raged.

How many doctors are actually doctors

because they want to be doctors instead of

just being forced into becoming a doctor

because of Asian parenting?

Why are Asian parents very strict? I don't

know why. I mean, English parents used to

be like that back in the 1800s.

Had to get a respectable job or you'd be

cut out from the family. But it's like

Asian civilization didn't really move on

much from the 1800s, and they're still

really conservative and very traditional.

A lot of people would say that's a good

thing, and I agree. To a certain extent,

because Western society has

kind of gone too far in the other

direction with all the— you know what I'm

Western society is just like rotting on

one end of the spectrum, but Asian society

is too far on the other side of the

spectrum. Needs some middle ground.

I saw a clip of Sam Smith, the UK singer,

talking about how he wouldn't mind

becoming a fisherthem. And I was like, oh

my God, you can't even say fisherman

now because it's like a man.

I think Piers Morgan tweeted it out

saying, shut up, Sam Smith, fisherthem.

It's so stupid. It's a fisherman.

So now they're saying, oh, change it to

police them instead of policeman. They're

saying, no, it should be police officer.

Should be them kind instead of mankind.

Should be with them instead of women.

Things have gone so dumb with

the gender stuff. It's ridiculous.

This whole pronoun gender debate is the

dumbest thing I've ever seen.

It's just so stupid.

What is wrong with just he and she? Why is

it now like ze and zey and them?

People think I'm crazy.

I just— I hate it. I think it's so dumb.

At least this stuff doesn't happen in

I don't think it could really happen in a

lot of Asian languages because we don't

really have gender-based words. Are there

gender-based words in Japanese?

You don't really have the word man in a

lot of words. How do you

say policeman? I forgot now. I know that

the police is keisatsu. What about

policeman?

Oh well, what can you do?

What do you think of gay people? I think

they're fine as long as they don't keep

shoving their gayness in my face. Because

I don't really care about it. I hate

it on Netflix series, they want to have

like a gay character and they put like a

gay kiss scene. You know what I do? I

always look away because it's just— it's

not really what I want to look at, to be

honest. I don't want to see 2 guys

kissing. I just look away like that. Is it

over yet? Okay.

Aren't you gay? I'm not gay. I've got

nothing against G-A-Y-S-E-X,

but I don't really want to see it.

Well, sometimes I do, depends on my mood,

but I don't want to see them kissing. I

just want to see them effing.

You got head from a Japanese guy? Yeah,

because I was bored, depressed, sexually

frustrated, and he was very insistent.

Doesn't mean I'm gay. It's just,

um, experimenting.

It's like if I experiment cutting out

meat for a week, doesn't mean I'm a vegan.

Just means I'm trying out something.

If I got enough money, maybe I would do

it, but I want to get paid.

So if you want to see me be gay, you gotta

Pay up. I'm not doing it for free.

I should make a donation goal. $1,000.

No, I'd make it higher because I would

actually have to do it. If I had to do it,

then I want to get a lot of money, like

But how would I prove I actually did it?

Film it and put it on OnlyFans?

What's with the stopwatch? Well, maybe I

got— maybe I got a little bit influenced

by Ice Poseidon with this timer

I get easily influenced by other creators.

How do I move it? I've got too many

overlays now.

Add more stuff. There's not really

anything else. I can add an image,

text,

more clocks.

I've got this 60-second countdown timer.

I've got this 1-minute remaining time

counter.

This stream looks ridiculous.

40 seconds left until pee break.

Oh yeah, I need a heart rate monitor too,

but I don't want to wear that heart rate

strap thing.

Do I have an OnlyFans? Yes, I've still got

50 people paying on my OnlyFans for the

last 5 months, and I've only posted once

on it in the last 5 months. Those are some

dedicated fans. I really should

reward them, give them some stuff next

month. I made a post saying— actually, I

need to write a post saying that I'll be

going to Japan next month, gonna make some

new stuff. Thanks for being patient.

Because they've really helped me out.

Having that extra $400 or $500 a month

coming in is pretty damn useful

considering I just can't get my YouTube to

blow up again. I don't know what to post.

I looked at some of my older OnlyFans

stuff from a couple years ago and my body

looks so much skinnier. My stomach was so

flat and my arms were so much skinnier too

compared to now. I've got biceps now.

I feel like my arms look so much bigger

compared to a couple years ago.

So I need some ideas for my comeback to

OnlyFans. What can I do?

Tenga stuff.

Maybe something in Don Quijote is

interesting, like a blow-up love doll.

I don't want to get a really expensive one

again. It costs too much money.

I'm not sure where to livestream if I'm

living in a guest house. I could

livestream in the room, but then I have to

be really quiet. Talk like this.

Well, I could go to a love hotel. How much

would it cost to book a love hotel for 6

or 7 hours?

I livestreamed in a love hotel before when

Chris Broad messaged me.

It would probably cost more money than I

make from the stream. Probably be like

$50, and then I make $30 from the stream.

Not very good investment.

Yeah, I could do some femboy stuff again.

Get a Japanese high school girl outfit,

get a wig, go a bit crazy.

Imagine the guesthouse people find out my

channel, find out what I do. That'd be so

embarrassing if people find out what I do

for money at the guesthouse. What if they

start like looking at it and laughing at

me and like looking up my leaks, my

OnlyFans leaks? My biggest

fear is they find my channel and they

start playing my stuff in front of me. I

hate it when people watch my stuff. In

front of me. Or maybe

they'll play it on the TV. That would be

really embarrassing.

Am I still doing dumb things?

Not really. I haven't really done dumb

things recently. That's why people got

bored of me.

When was the last dumb thing I did?

People thought getting with my girlfriend

was dumb. Just moving in with her. It's

been quite uneventful.

It's funny, all this crazy stuff happened

with Chihiro, but nothing's happened with

my girlfriend because I didn't

cheat, and mainly because she didn't find

out about my channel. If she found out,

she cried.

Maybe I'll do like a storming out. Oh, my

stupid dumb girlfriend found my channel.

It's over. I don't think

I could do that. I don't think I'd have

the heart to do that anymore. It would

break her. She's a much weaker person than

Chihiro. I made Chihiro go to therapy.

Can you believe that? Chihiro is a pretty

strong woman. And I made her cry a few

times, and I made her go to therapy.

So my girlfriend now is a much weaker

person. I can't imagine what, what she

would— how she would react if she found

out. Well, I haven't cheated on her, so

it's not as bad. Chihiro had to endure

much worse.

Thai girlfriend's just lucky my channel's

dead and I'm not getting like loads of

fangirls. And she's also lucky that I'm

not really attracted to Thai women. Thai

women are just not that attractive.

They're just like fat and dark.

It's not really my type.

Like my Thai-French girlfriend. She was

true Thai, fat and brown.

I'm more into white, fair-skinned Asian

girls.

Maybe I should delete all my videos from

the past few months because they don't

really serve a purpose anymore. None of

them going viral, you know, stuff like,

oh, why I want to cheat on my girlfriend.

They already got the views. I might as

well just take them down at this point.

Because if she finds out the channel and

all that stuff's still there, then it'll

just be unnecessary pain. But if I took

them down, she finds the channel now,

there would be nothing to really complain

about.

Oh, my mouse battery died. For God's sake.

Forgot to charge it last night. I guess

I'll charge it now. Gotta be careful.

If I knock my phone out— over,

dox my apartment.

Oh, oh, oh,

see those

triceps? Tricepular muscle.

Muscle. I have to use my mousepad.

This new girlfriend is quiet and sucks.

Yeah, it's a bit boring from the content

side of things. Update on my girlfriend,

she is— she's renting

out her house now, so she's getting some

extra money. And what

else is there? She has to get her car

fixed because she crashed it again. She

keeps crashing her car. The front of it is

so messed up looking. And on the weekend,

we're going for a bit of a road trip. I

don't know if you want to see it. We're

just going to go for a road trip outside

of Bangkok. Going to see some national

parks. I don't think I'll bother filming

it. You guys won't care. I'll just be

like, oh look, it's a mountain. Oh look,

it's the traffic.

The date vlogs only got good views when I

clickbaited the title. Otherwise they'll

get 5 or 6K views. Probably get like 4K

I get very scared when she's driving

because she's always on her phone whilst

driving. She's on her phone.

Sometimes we'll be stuck, stuck in

traffic. She'll be on her phone. When the

traffic starts moving, she hasn't noticed.

And I'm like, go! Why are you waiting?

And then she's like, oh, she's got such

bad awareness skills.

I don't know how— how does she still have

her license? If this was the UK, you would

have lost it ages ago.

And Thailand is supposed to be the most

dangerous country for driving. Is it more

dangerous than India? I thought India

would be more dangerous. I'd like to see a

travel vlog.

Well, what if it's just like boring? Not

much commentary, just some food, some

scenery. I feel like most people would say

that's not interesting. It definitely

won't get clicks. It's impossible

to clickbait. What am I going to say? We

nearly died in the mountain.

Nothing interesting will happen.

So I probably just won't. Maybe I'll film

like a 10-second clip here and there, put

it on Instagram.

But I think I need to give up on this

travel vlogging idea. It's just not

working, is it? I get 5K views,

6K views, and then I get nearly 40K views

on commentary stuff. I need to focus on

commentary. My— I think the thing I'm good

at is giving really dumb takes on

topics.

I can come up with the dumbest takes for

almost everything. I think I'm pretty good

at that because even at a young age I used

to say the dumbest things like, why don't

they make banana juice? I would just come

up with these random questions and try and

question everything. And play like devil's

advocate when there's no reason to.

So I think coming up with weird, bad takes

on trending topics is the way to go.

It's like people don't realize that's my

thing and they come into the comments

section saying stuff like, why do you

care? Just because you did this and blah,

blah, blah, you're projecting. I'm just

saying dumb stuff to trigger people.

Is he streaming on YouTube and Twitch?

Yep. Another multi-stream. Wow. I've got

24 viewers on Twitch. Imagine Twitch

overtakes hiding. I mean, YouTube.

That's cool. In the chat, you can see

who's chatting from Twitch, who's chatting

from YouTube. Wow,

streaming technology really got good.

Now if it could get good on phones, that

would be great, because recently YouTube

streaming on the YouTube app doesn't let

you switch to the wide-angle lens anymore.

So I downloaded this new app called Prime

Prism Live, which does let you switch.

I might try that out when I'm in Japan for

IRL.

View count for YouTube is just 88. I don't

know why I'm getting such low views on

YouTube now. Maybe because

the people are on Twitch. That might be

why people who would be on YouTube are

now watching it on Twitch. So my true

count should be like 120, which it usually

is when I didn't do a multi-stream.

That's why I always thought

multi-streaming is kind of pointless,

because I'm just splitting my audience

over 2 platforms.

Why are you spamming Crocs? No one cares

about Crocs. Crocs look stupid. Why don't

you just get like a normal pair of rubber

sandals or flippers, flip-flops? Crocs are

so ugly, that big round toe area,

the holes in it. I don't understand why

anyone thinks it looks good. I just get

these rubber flip-flops.

Oh, do you know that Netflix show I'm

watching now called You? I just realized

who the main character reminds me of. He

looks like a white Elliot Rodger. I swear

he's got like this— he looks manly because

he's got like chiseled jaw, beard, but

then he's got like this very man-child

kind of look. Big open wide eyes,

bright thick looking lips.

And then the whole concept of this

character is he falls in love with women

and then he stalks them and finds out if

they're cheating or if they're being

dishonest. And it's so Elliot Rodger-y.

And then he kills them. In the first

season, he falls in love with a woman

called Beck, finds out she cheated on him,

and then he like murders her friends. And

then she finds out, then he kidnaps her.

She tries to escape, so then he murders

her. And then he moves to LA, and now he's

fallen in love with a new woman who he's

now stalking. He just does the same thing,

but he looks like a white Elliot Rodger.

I just noticed he's like a massive incel

simp serial murderer. Yeah,

he locks her in the book room, tries to

convince her to not go to the police,

and then she lies and she's like, oh, I

realize now I love you so much.

She tries to escape, but the door to the

stairs is locked.

I can't believe he just killed her like

that.

I thought he was in love with her.

That women, women would, that would make

women more scared of guys. That show.

Yeah.

I think it's a testament to the

concept of it's best not to know. You

start prying into your private— into the

private life of your loved one, you're

going to find out stuff you wish you

didn't find out about. I think it's better

to turn a blind eye. Everyone's going to

keep secrets. A lot of people have

like secret exes they're still chatting

to. Do you really want to find out that

stuff? I learned the hard way that

snooping on your wife's phone is not a

great idea. So I found out something

pretty upsetting with the Australian guy.

I kind of wish I didn't find out about it.

It would have been better to just not know

about it. Knowing about it didn't really

help anything apart from help me make a

video, I guess.

Something real messed up happened. Do you

remember I made that video? I was shaking

in the video because I was so traumatized

by seeing it. I think that just kind of

ruined me.

And Chihiro was so dumb, just leaving her

phone unlocked. She would look at her

phone and then just like throw it on the

bed, get up and go have a shower, and they

would all— she thinks thinks it would

auto-lock. I tapped the screen before it

auto-locked so it stayed unlocked, and

then I was looking at her messages when

she was in the shower, looking at

Australian guy, and I scrolled all the way

back to find out the last time they met

was actually 2 days before I met her, and

that's when they last had sex as well.

It's so weird thinking that 2 days before

I met Chihiro, she had sex with the

Australian guy. For hopefully the last

time. I don't know when, because I checked

the messages and it didn't say anything

about meeting up after that date.

Oh, thanks, Rosetta Stone. I don't have

the sounds anymore. That's annoying.

Might go back to using Streamlabs. It

seems to work better. Daniel, can you pull

up a poll? Crocs and Legos?

Yeah, I guess so. Daniel, Can you pull up

a poll? 1, Crocs. 2, Lego.

Which is better?

Why Crocs and Legos? Why do Americans say

Legos.

So how is this studio better than

Streamlabs? It's got some clock widgets,

but that's it. Apart from that,

hmm, I don't know

if I like it.

Ice did a poll. Saying, should I end the

stream now or should I carry on taking

donations and keep going? 65% said keep

going. So he just sat there in silence

waiting for the timer to go down and he

kept getting donations. Is it still going?

I can't believe people are still donating.