Trying 50% Discount Korean BEEF

Oh,

hello and

welcome.

I got so many things from the supermarket.

Look, look at all this discount

food I got. I got nearly all of it 50%

off. Look at

this, I got bean sprouts for 600 won.

That's like 50 cents.

Whole bag of bean sprouts. Pretty good.

I got a little tub of rice as well.

Got some rice. Got some cabbage.

Look at this, 791 cabbage.

That's about 80 cents for

all this cabbage. Look at that,

not even a dollar.

And I got some Korean ramen which I'll try

out for tomorrow on the second channel.

I'll title it Trying Korean black

ramen. That should make me $5

from AdSense. And I got a beer,

Tsingtao, fresh from China.

Is it Chinese beer?

Premium lager.

So my plan is I will use— well,

I've got quite a lot of beef. Look at

that, I've got 2 massive slabs. There's

one on top and one on under the—

underneath the top one.

And I've got some bean sprouts. I think

I'll just use half, so I will stir-fry the

beef, half the beef with half the cabbage,

half the bean sprouts, and then use the

other half for tomorrow's dinner. And I'll

save a tiny bit of beef and bean sprout

for the ramen. So easily

1, 2, 3, 3 meals for

$15. And I've got some yogurt.

Yogurt for ¥1,681.

Pretty good. So maybe under $5 per

What do you think? Pretty good.

See, I don't need to be making loads of

money. I can have a good steak.

Oh, I had the best night ever last

night, if you know what

I'm talking about. Haha, no, I'm not going

to talk about it because I want to make

more money from the ads. Oh,

it was so good. Ah.

Oh, I want to talk about it so badly. I

don't know if it's a good idea.

She was perfect. I can't even

begin to describe how perfect she was.

Oh, I can't believe it. I've used these

services before and they always look

completely different to the picture. They

usually look kind of fat or ugly, but this

time, easily, she was better looking

than the picture.

And we exchanged contact details.

Since when does that ever happen? So after

we finished, we started talking, and she

asked me— she saw my, you know, my selfie

stick lying around. She said, what are

those for? And then she asked me if I did

YouTube and I said, yeah, how did you

know? And then I showed her my channel. I

mean, she was looking at my channel and

she was really impressed. And then she

seemed kind of interested in making her

own videos and she said we can exchange

LINE IDs. So we did.

I don't know what that's going to lead to,

but it seems interesting. Oh,

it was so good. I still can't— I was so

satisfied afterwards. I felt like I had

just taken, taken D-R-U-G-S's. I was—

I felt so buzzed, like I was on this high.

It was the best thing ever.

Totally worth it.

I asked her how What do I have to do to

get you again? Because when I was chatting

to her, I wasn't actually chatting to her

on the messages. It was her agency.

She said, if you want to see me again,

then I have to contact— I have to ask for

her again through the agency. I said, why

don't— why don't I just message you

directly and then you get to keep all the

money instead of giving, I don't know,

half of it to the agency or however much

you have to give to the agency. She said

no, it's not allowed. Yeah, but how would

they know? So I couldn't get her to agree

to, you know, directly dealing with me.

That would be so much better. I don't like

dealing with the agencies. Yeah, it's

probably some guy who's organizing it all,

managing it. Her pimp's gonna hunt you

down. I wonder

if she'll watch this. I don't think she

would. I would

happily be her regular customer because

it's just such a gamble when you use these

services because you don't know who's

gonna come, and most of the time they

never look anything like the pictures.

Oh, it's so good. I want to cry.

I feel like I'm falling in love with her.

Is it weird to fall in love with a

you-know-what? She was

the best-looking girl I've ever been with.

Ever. I kept thinking to myself, wow,

successful good-looking men, this is what

they must be used to having. This must

be what successful good-looking Guys who

are good at getting girls, this must be

what they're used to. It's like a whole

new world.

You just, you don't understand the

difference in quality.

Must be so nice being, you know, a normal

looking guy with a nice body who doesn't

suck at talking, who makes good money.

They must have easy access to women like

Then I started thinking, this must be why

most men try so hard. You know, they work

hard and they study hard to get a good job

and they go to the gym. This must be why

they do all that. I don't do any of that

because I always thought, what's the

point? It's not worth it. Maybe it is

worth it. I don't know.

Is it worth it? I mean, it was pretty

good. Can you imagine having that every

day on a regular basis?

Some people must live good lives. Well,

once a month is okay, I guess. Maybe I

could do it twice a month if I downgrade

my Airbnb to half what I'm paying, live in

a shit Airbnb.

Anyway, I have to make beef, I guess.

Is that not what you're here for?

Oh, so good.

So far, Korea trip is blowing the Germany

trip out of the water. Germany trip was

like 2 out of 10. So far, the Korea trip,

easily 7 out of 10. I met a cool guy, I

met a cool French girl, I met a Korean

girl today. I had the best

cereal that I've ever had in my life so

far. Yeah, I'm quite enjoying living

in Korea. It's pretty good. I'm starting

to get the hang of buying cheap food.

Look at this bloody cabbage,

791. I'm getting the hang of buying cheap

7,000 won for this big chunk of meat,

pretty good. I have to fry up everything

though because I think it's going to

expire today. When's it going to expire?

12. What day is it today? I think today's

12th.

I think some people had questions about

the French girl. Number one, yeah, she was

French, she wasn't Korean. People were

saying she's not Korean, she's not Asian.

I didn't say she was Korean, I didn't say

she was Asian. It said I met a girl in

Korea, not I met a Korean girl.

Some people thought she was really young.

I asked her, she said she was 20. Oh, it

smells funny. Whoa, it's going gray as

well.

Why does it smell weird?

It does not smell good. I don't

know what it smells like. It smells like

blood. It should be fine.

I better cook all of it.

I'm gagging. Look how big this thing is.

I think it's just the smell of meat. It's

going brown as well. It's a lot of meat,

isn't it?

It'll be fine, don't worry.

Slice this meat up good.

It's just a bit of discoloration,

nothing some frying won't sort out.

Some people were suggesting I paid for the

Korean girl to meet me up. Yeah, right.

As if I'd pay hundreds of dollars just so

I could make a video with some random

woman. No, she watches my channel. We've

been chatting since last year.

I get loads of messages from girls who

watch my channel.

I easily have at least 20 women who

message me on Instagram and Twitter and

stuff. Why is it that unbelievable

that I chat to women that I didn't pay

Are you sure the brown bits are safe to

eat? Why is it going brown? It's like it's

cooking itself. Why does it smell so bad?

It smells like period blood.

I hate that stupid fridge. I can't wait to

move out of this place. I'm moving out in

a few days to a new Airbnb. I've got this

other weird story to tell you. This, you

know, the Japanese girl I was raving about

last stream? Well, a lot of things

happened.

I thought I was getting catfished because

A few days ago, after we finished

chatting, her account just vanished. It

went blank and her name was replaced with

Instagrammer. And I Googled what that

meant and it said if this happens, it

means that the person, the user, has

disabled or deleted their account. I

thought, great, she was fake and she just

tricked me. And then a few days later

She messaged me again on a different

account saying that her boyfriend found

out and deleted her account, and he was

very angry.

Now I don't know how to feel because it

sounds like a bit of a BS story, doesn't

it? But that's what she said, and she's

definitely 100% real because I got her to

send me voice messages. I also got her to

take a photo making— look at that chunk of

fat. I said make this hand shape and then

take a picture, and she did it. So I'm

pretty sure she's real.

So I'll be meeting her soon. She said

she's coming to Korea.

Yeah, I am a bit suspicious about it

because it sounds fishy. I don't know what

else to ask her. I mean, I've confirmed

her voice, I've confirmed her physical

appearance, kind of,

so I'm pretty sure it's real.

Will I meet the French girl again? I don't

know, maybe, but I don't really know what

we would do. I felt like we already did a

lot during that last video. What else

I felt quite comfortable with the French

girl because Before meeting, we already

discussed cereal, and she was interested

in the beginning, but then she changed her

mind and said we should just be friends.

So I said, okay, it's fine, I don't mind.

The reason why I usually feel nervous

around girls is because I don't know if

they are DTF or not,

and I feel nervous because, you know,

obviously I am. And I'm scared of getting

rejected. There's a big hard

piece of fat. But if they tell me

beforehand that they're not interested,

then that makes it a lot easier because

then I don't have— I go into it not having

any expectations.

No, we didn't bang. There was no banging.

I haven't eaten all day, by the way,

because I went to meet this Korean girl

today and I thought we were gonna have

dinner or something together, but we only

walked around for not even 2 hours and

then she said she had to go and meet a

friend. She was nice, I guess, but it was

kind of awkward.

I'm not sure why. I don't know, I just

felt that she wasn't as chatty as the,

as the French girl was, so I felt a bit

nervous.

It's just so much easier when,

when you meet someone and they talk a lot.

Means I don't have to talk that much.

The American guy, he was great. He was

really easy to talk to.

Some people I meet and then there's this

weird awkward silence. It feels weird.

I don't know what to say.

Am I divorced yet? I don't think I am. I

haven't heard anything from my wife, by

the way. The last time I talked to her was

the first day I was in that Japanese

Airbnb.

I'm kind of scared that I'll wake up one

day and then I'll have a message from her.

I kind of like it like this, just not

hearing anything from her, because it'll

just make me feel guilty.

I think she's fine, you know, life goes

on.

I feel like I've moved on, to be honest.

I mean, I'm enjoying this life. No one's

nagging me, no one's whinging at me. I get

to meet whoever I want to whenever I want

to. Eat raw for $50

donation? No, I don't want to go to

hospital and get in big trouble.

I'm having fun meeting different girls,

living the single life. I've never

actually lived by myself before like this.

You may be surprised to hear, but I've

always lived with my parents until the age

of 28. Then I got married, then I lived

with my wife. Before then, I was living in

a guest house for a few months here and

there. I've never lived completely by

myself like this, and it's, it's nice. I

thought it'd be scary, but it's not bad.

I don't know why I'm so scared of being

alone. It's not that bad, actually.

But I feel like a big boy. I feel like a

grown-up living all by myself. I did

laundry by myself,

went shopping by myself.

People keep saying, oh, I can't do

anything by myself. Yeah, well, I can

I think I'm handling things. I think I'm

managing pretty well all by myself,

actually. Look, cooking myself a

good steak dinner, got myself some beer.

Everything will be okay.

Everything will be just fine.

Oh yes, I'm getting very hungry. Eat 20

grams for 200. No, I'm not eating raw

beef. I'm not crazy.

But thank you for the Super Chat.

That will pay for the— how much you gave

me? You gave me $4, didn't you? That'll

pay for half of the beef.

I think the beef was about $7,

so it's quite a lot of beef, isn't it?

Okay, what do I do now?

I like touching it. It's slimy.

This is my first meal today. I haven't had

anything. I'm starving.

Now, are you sure it's safe to eat these

brown bits?

Oh, it smells weird.

Okay, let's move over to the cooking area.

My frying pan's kind of small, isn't it?

Uh, I'll cook it in portions.

Oh, thank you, darkness. How's the Airbnb?

Well, I've been here for nearly 2 weeks

and it's getting a bit stinky. Got a lot

of rubbish building up. But I'm moving out

in a couple days to a new Airbnb, which is

a bit cheaper. And the plan is I'll be

shacking up with this hopefully not a

catfish Japanese girl for the weekend. So

you may not hear from me over the weekend

because I'll be busy either crying because

I got catfished or, you know, doing the

other thing because my wildest dreams and

fantasies just came true. So I'll let you

know which one happened. I already cried

the first time I thought she catfished me

because like I said before, her account

just vanished and I was so sad. I thought

I lost her. I actually cried.

It's so stupid when I say it.

I shed a tear. It reminded me

of 2 years ago when I got catfished by

that other Australian-Japanese girl called

June. I'm not sure who remembers. Turned

out to be some weirdo American guy

tricking me.

Oh, thank you, self. You upload sex tape.

I'm actually thinking about loading some

things to my Pornhub. I have some

recordings where you can't actually see

anything, but there's sound.

Oh, it's sizzling.

Oh, look at those skills.

Where's my— oh, the seasoning's here.

Yeah, you always keep fussing about the

bloody seasoning. Don't worry.

Looking good. What's my opinion

on Brexit? Well, I think it sounds like a

good idea. Why would we want

want other countries being in control of

our country. That doesn't make any sense.

We should be in control of our own laws

and country. So I kind of think Brexit

makes sense, but I'm not really an expert.

Holy

night,

silent night.

I met 3 different women in

the same week. I feel pretty good.

Oh no, dropped one.

This bit

in the middle is still red. Why was it so

Why is this frying pan so tight?

I think it's

Let me

try this.

Whoa,

scorching.

Mm,

pretty good.

I've got the next batch,

next batch of beef.

I think for this batch I'll use soy sauce.

You see, this is why Airbnbs are the best,

because you get the kitchen, you get all

the cooking stuff, you get frying pans.

They even gave me oil.

That's why I don't go to hotels anymore.

And I'll add some soy sauce.

I think that's enough.

Whoa.

What about

the cabbage?

Oh, oh, looking good.

Come on, stupid thing,

so slow.

Oh wait, I didn't

wash the knife. Nearly poisoned myself.

Is it any good?

Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow!

It's so much better than that seasoning

one. This one tastes kind of sweet and

salty. It tastes like Chinese food,

actually. That soy sauce is good.

I think it needs more.

Okay,

dish number 2.

Hmm,

not bad.

Look at that

cabbage. Give me

that cabbage. I could just

cut it in half, actually.

Watch this.

Haha, I learned that in Japan samurai

class. Do I need to wash it?

Maybe I should wash it. Okay,

I'll wash the cabbage.

I think

it'll be fine.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Oh, I've got

some sweet corn as well. It's all dried

up. Don't want that sweet corn anymore.

Clean down the surface first.

I don't think I need the rice. I feel like

this is enough.

I will have this one.

Oh yeah, beef.

And cabbage.

Oh,

very fancy.

Who's had beer in a wine glass before?

Voilà,

it's cabbage,

not cabbage.

Look, Korean style,

they like to wrap things.

Can you believe how cheap this is? $7

beef, 50-cent bean

sprouts, 60-cent cabbage.

It's about $4 for both.

Tastes better than that fugu stuff,

easily. That fugu cost $60 per person.

What a rip-off.

Yeah, I could get it cheaper in Japan.

I could probably get the same amount of

beef for $5 in Japan.

Oh,

that's good beer.

Wow.

It's a bit chewy. My jaw is starting to

get tired.

Update on wife? Well, there's nothing to

update because nothing happened since

Since I moved out, absolutely nothing

happened. I haven't even heard from her.

I mean, she might be back at the mental

institute for all I know. I don't know.

Last time we nearly broke up, she went to

therapy.

Well, it's her fault. I told her stop

looking on my Discord. But no, she didn't

listen. So I

don't take any of the blame.

If she just stopped going on Discord and

stopped nagging me, then we'd still be

She already has the divorce papers from

when I sent them back to her last year.

Oh, thank you, polite fan.

I've been waiting to hear what happened

with the date. The one with the French

girl? Which one?

Or the Korean girl? Nothing really

happened. I didn't even film anything with

the Korean girl because we just went to a

super shopping mall and then we walked

around and then

Nothing of interest happened.

You can get some really cheap Airbnbs in

Seoul. Cheapest I found was about $560

a month,

but I want to be more in the center.

I don't know why, because I don't go out.

It's quite nice now actually. It's not so

cold, it's quite warm. You can walk around

outside without feeling uncomfortable.

It was nice. I walked around the streets,

looked in the shops.

I feel like I'm adjusting to life here

pretty well, pretty quickly as well. It's

only been— is it my second week now? I

feel like I've been here for ages.

These are not very good though.

It was a pretty tight fit. She had to

stretch them. She had to stretch it over

my unawa.

It was a bit constricting, restricting.

What else happened? Let me think.

Um.

Apart from that, nothing else really

happened. I sat around watching Star Trek.

I feel full already. This is my first meal

all day and I haven't even finished half

of it. My jaw is aching,

it's so tough.

I really want to watch Picard, but I can't

because stupid, um, Amazon Prime

doesn't work here. It says there's a

problem with licensing, and if I try

and use a VPN, it won't let me play video.

The internet's a bit annoying here. I

can't watch age-restricted YouTube videos

either because it wants me to verify my

age with a Korean number.

Oh, I actually got an email from NordVPN.

They were asking me if I'd be interested

in making a 60-second-long video

promoting them. I need to respond. I can't

believe it, NordVPN contacted me.

It's been such a long time since I got a

sponsor offer.

They want me to send them a screenshot of

my demographics. How much

should I charge? How about $500?

$1,000?

Dollars. Oh, thank you, polite fan. With

the Japanese girl you skated with,

she was French, not Japanese.

No, we didn't do anything. I touched

her arm.

Well, last time this app, Japanese

language learning app, they paid me $500

for a 2-minute video. I think it was 2

Easiest $500 I ever made.

Hey guys, check out this app from blah

blah blah. Blah blah blah. It's really

good. You can do this and that.

Ching! And I don't even get the big bucks

because my channel's not huge. Can you

imagine how much people like H3 Podcast

get for sponsoring stuff? They must get

thousands. Dollar Shave

Club and that stuff.

When's Dollar Shave Club going to hit me

up?

Oh, thank you, Paul. If someone sent you a

onesie, would I wear it on cam?

I don't think so. I'd wear it privately

for the person who wanted to pay for it,

but I wouldn't wear it in front of

How do I feel about snail chat? I don't

know what that is. Very sorry.

Oh, I've got an Airbnb invitation link,

so it would be great if people here who

use Airbnb would help me out. If I invite

you, you get $44 off of your first

booking, and then I get $29.

So it's like we're giving each other free

money. I'm getting $29, and then you're

getting $44 off. It's win-win,

but no

one's interested. I tried linking it on my

One person signed up, but they didn't

complete a booking. You have to complete a

booking. You can't just sign up.

Oh, I would save so much money if fellow

travelers helped me out a little bit.

My jaw's aching.

I think raw cabbage is better than cooked

cabbage because when you start cooking

vegetables It kill— it kills the vitamins.

When you eat it raw, you get all of it

natural, naturally.

Vitamins aren't living things. Yeah, but

if you cook them for too much, they get

destroyed.

You lose the vitamins if you overcook

Am I going to see the French girl again?

I don't know. I don't

really know what we would do.

I'm in love with the call girl.

Oh, if you want to know what's happened to

the Essex girl, I kind of gave up on her.

The whole reason I left Japan was because

I wanted to be stationed in some Asian

country ready on standby for when the

Essex girl tells me that she's ready to go

on a trip with me. But I haven't heard

from her in like 4 or 5 days, and she

never responds unless I ask her a

question. And even when she responds, she

answers with one word, two-word answer.

So I think the Essex girl plan is not

going to happen.

I just feel so confused because before

I came to Korea, she seemed to be really

into me, and she was sending me pictures

of her face and everything,

and we were talking about going on a trip,

and then all of a sudden she disappears.

So I

think she was just messing me around.

When I was in Germany, we used to talk for

hours and hours on the phone.

Am I going to see the American guy again?

Maybe. He, he offered

to take me to the countryside, go on like

a, a car trip with his girlfriend,

but I just don't think I'd get views by

doing that. Can you imagine if I uploaded

a video exploring the Korean countryside?

No one would care.

Exploring the caverns of Korean call

girls. One night at a time.

Oh, if I was a billionaire, I would just

have her come around every night and I'd

buy her expensive things. I'd be such—

what's the word— the person who enables

a gold digger.

She was like the perfect embodiment of

what I expect a traditional Korean-looking

hot girl to look like, you know. Nothing

weird, like no weird piercings or tattoos

on her face, or, you know,

half her head shaved. She was just really

nice. She had great hairstyle,

no weird body modifications.

Just natural,

perfect natural

beauty. Can't beat it.

One complaint I guess I would have was her

makeup was a bit annoying because when I

kissed her face, got foundation all over

my lips, and we were chatting for

even realize all my lips were white until

she went into the shower, and then I

looked in the mirror and my lips were

completely white with her foundation.

She didn't even say anything to me about

it. She could have told me.

She even let me kiss her lips.

I'm planning on going to Thailand

or Vietnam next after my

90 days in Korea is over.

I need to choose a new country.

Thailand's looking quite interesting.

Everyone keeps telling me to go to

and then I could go to Vietnam, and then I

could go somewhere else.

I'm a free man, baby. I can go anywhere I

Maybe I'll save a poor Thai girl from

the— from poverty,

and then we'll travel the world vlogging.

It's so silly seeing everyone outside

wearing masks as if that's gonna help.

Yeah, your little flimsy mask's gonna stop

a virus penetrating you? Unlikely.

If someone coughs in your face, then you

just have the virus stuck on your mask,

and then you'll carry it around

everywhere, and then you'll take it off

your face using your hands, and then it

would— you'll touch the virus and then

start spreading it everywhere inside your

I saw one guy, I saw one guy at the train

station wearing swimming goggles and this

big chunky looking face mask. He looked

ridiculous. He looked like a spaceman

or something. Some people take it really

The news said the most important thing to

do is Don't touch your face and make sure

you keep washing your hands. So I keep

washing my hands every time I go outside.

There's a lot of these alcoholic hand

washers just stationed around places,

and they they can kill off the virus.

I'm not convinced the mask would be much

help. The only benefit it gives is it

prevents you from touching your face.

Oh look, I finished.

It took me 1 hour to make dinner and

finish it. Not bad, not bad.

Cabbage and soy sauce, delicious.

The French girl is 20. So I'm 10 years

older than she is.

I feel a bit weird now. I didn't think she

was so young. I thought she was 25 or 26.

I guess it is kind of weird for a

30-year-old to hang out with a

20-year-old, isn't it?

I keep forgetting I'm so old now.

I need to start hanging out with

30-year-olds and late 20s people, not

20-year-olds.

Oh fuck, just put my beer on my beef.

So this is going to be for tomorrow's

dinner, and I'll have it with the rest of

the cabbage.

I learned my lesson from the Turkish girl

not to meet girls and then complain about

them afterwards because people don't like

Also, if I got this reputation of meeting

girls and then saying horrible things

about them, then other girls aren't going

to want to meet me. Make videos with me,

are they? So I'm using my brain this time.

I lost 1,000 subscribers last time because

I met this Turkish girl who watched my

channel and we had, we had relations

in the bedroom. And then after she left,

I started complaining about how annoying

she was.

I made that video called The Turkish Girl

Was Not Up to My Standards. I lost

thousands of And

a bunch of girls I was gonna meet actually

cancelled on me, saying that they were

worried the same thing would happen to

them. So this time, I'm not gonna say bad

things about the girls. Not that I

have anything bad to say about the French

girl; she was very nice.

The problem with the Turkish girl was. We

spent too much time together. We spent 3

days together in a hotel, and that's just

a very bad idea. And I'm about to repeat

the same mistake again when this Japanese

girl comes. We're gonna end up spending

the weekend together, and I don't even

know if I'm— if I'm gonna feel attracted

to her or not.

But I am pretty lonely, and I'm not gonna

turn down free cereal. And she seems nice.

I have no idea what she looks like.

How ugly can she be though? She does have

a boyfriend, so if she has a boyfriend,

then that gives me hope.

Feeling a bit nervous. How did I find the

Japanese girl? She messaged me. She said

she watches my channel and she wanted to

meet me.

That was a good meal. Cabbage and beef.

I enjoyed it very much.

Did I do any boinking in Korea? Well, I

had 2 CGs so far.

The first one was okay. She, she wasn't

anything like the picture though.

And she was a bit chubby.

But the second one, hands down the best

one I've ever experienced.

She was beautiful.

Her face was great. Perfectly balanced,

nice nose, full lips,

eyes weren't really tiny. She had a really

nice cute hairstyle, perfect body.

Oh, I wish I had a video. So good.

Just everything was great. Nothing was too

big or too small.

She didn't have any weird markings

anywhere.

I don't think I could— I couldn't even ask

for better. I think that's just everything

I wanted. I'm so glad I

experienced that before I die. You know,

I was so worried that I would die before

experiencing doing it with the perfect

girl, or, you know, my type.

I think I can die happily now. I could die

tomorrow and I don't think I'd worry.

I think I've done everything I wanted to

do. Everything from this

point is just bonus, bonus material.

I don't unders— I don't see why it's a bad

thing to appreciate a nice female.

What's wrong with that?

Can I request her again? Well, I think I

can, and that's what I plan to

do next month.

What if I fall in love with her? Can you

imagine how great that would be for a

video title? I fell in love with a hooker.

I really want to explain, describe

everything that happened detail by detail,

but I would like to make a little bit of

money from the stream, so unfortunately I

don't want to get demonetized.

Who's going to be my Valentine this year?

Well, the Japanese girl's coming on

Valentine's Day, actually, if she's

not a catfish. But I still feel like this

is too good to be true. How the hell is

this even possibly happening?

She's done everything I asked her to, to

prove her identity,

and she said she'll take a picture of

herself when she arrives at the station,

so it's not like I'll end up standing out

there for hours and hours.

I know it's risky, it's risky, but you

have to take risks.

Imagine if it was my wife. Yeah, what if

it's my wife's friend? And then my wife's

telling her friend to say all this stuff,

and then my wife's gonna come with her and

then stab me or something. I'm a bit

worried, to be honest.

What can I do? You can't live life in

fear. You have to take risks sometimes.

But if this works out how I think it

could, then it would be amazing.

Oh, I got this nice toothpaste, apple

flavor toothpaste. Pretty good.

I'll be moving out on Valentine's Day, so

she'll be coming. On the day that I move

in, so it's nice that I get to christen

the new Airbnb with a good helping

of salad.

I might make a Korean apartment tour

video. I've seen other channels do them,

they do pretty well.

$450 Korean apartment tour.

I still feel like it's too good to be true

though.

I just hope it's not another Tomoko.

You know, Tomoko told me she was 27, and

then I meet her and she was over 40.

Well, we'll find out

in a few days.

Either way, it'll be interesting. I can't

wait to see what happens. It's gonna be

Oh, it's only half past 8. Might stream a

few more hours. Don't really have anything

else to do. Tomorrow's my last day here,

so I have to get ready, do laundry,

stuff like that. I think tomorrow I'll

just relax, make an easy video for the

second channel. Do a bit of

washing.

I've only got one coffee left.

Oh no, I thought I had 2 left.

I only had 2 coffees left. I've only got

one. What?

The hell?

How do I stay so slim? Well, I don't move

much and I don't eat much. Today I had a

cereal bar for breakfast and then I had

One steak, a bit of cabbage, and some

bean sprouts.

Bloody kids running up and

down.

This is the life.

Who likes my house that I made yesterday?

Not yesterday, a few days ago. I was

thinking about putting the, um, the camera

inside of it. Like this. Oh,

secret camera, secret camera!

You don't even know it's in there. Look at

that. Oh no, I would never do

that. I would never secretly film.

That's naughty.

Look at that, you don't even know it's

there. It's so dark inside you can't see

the lens. I'm secretly filming you.

I would never do that. That's disgusting.

What a creep.

That's such a good idea though.

But then if someone picks it up and goes,

oh, what's this? You're filming me?

That's some good peach yogurt.

Ouch, it's hot.

Look, I went through this entire tissue

roll in 2 weeks. Look, this is how big it

was, and now this is how big it's become.

2 weeks! I can't

believe I used so much.

I'm jizzing out more calories than I'm

Good job they gave me a massive bag of

toilet rolls.

Should I put some ketchup into it? Mix it

around? Maybe it'll taste good.

I can put some coffee.

Coffee and peach.

Not good.

Not good.

I made 2 meals for $8. Pretty good, I

Mix it with ketchup. No, I need to save my

ketchup for tomorrow's steak.

I don't really know what you're supposed

to do with women when you're on a date.

You just walk around talking, don't you?

I like the French girl because she

suggested ice skating. I like it when

the girl suggests things.

It really sucks being a man when you're

expected to make decisions and plan the

date. Must be so nice for women.

All you do is show up and then you follow

the guy. I would love that if the woman

did it for me. I would love it if she just

went, Daniel, today we're going to go

go-kart racing, or we're gonna go and do

this. And then I just go, okay, and I

whip out the camera.

I'm just really bad at deciding or

choosing things to do because I get

worried that she won't like it, or it

might, it might be boring for both of us.

I would like to meet a girl who encourages

me to do stuff that I wouldn't usually do,

and she's kind of positive.

And adventurous and

makes me feel good about myself.

Basically, I want someone who's completely

opposite of me.

For some reason, I keep ending up with

women who don't do anything.

Would I change for a woman? Well, if I

could get a woman like that cool girl last

night, then I, I might.

Oh, she was so pretty. I loved her.

I keep, I keep fantasizing about this

dream girl who would be perfect,

and I would be really attracted to her,

and it would be fun talking to her, and we

would stroll through this magical

enchanted mushroom. I mean, magical

enchanted forest, not a mushroom.

I was gonna say it'll be— we'll be in

this enchanted magical forest and there'll

be these giant mushrooms and

there'll be like a sunset

glowing in the background and there'll be

pixie dust floating around and then

it'd be very romantic.

That came out wrong.

I was picturing giant mushrooms, like some

kind of fantasy forest,

and we'd be holding hands, you know, like

in Lion King when Simba grows up and then—

what's the girl lion called? The girl lion

finds him and then they're frolicking

around in the forest or the jungle.

That's like my dream.

And then Elton John starts singing.

Why are they playing in the bloody

hallway? Stupid kids.

Oh, I hate kids so much. Why can't they

shut up?

And we'll be naked holding hands.

It'll be great. We could have bugs for

I wish I could fall in love. I can't

believe I'm 30 and I've never fallen in

love before. I find that very sad.

Closest I got to love was Victoria and

Sayaka, the Japanese girl that I never

met. The first time I fell in love with

someone was when I was 14, and then 18,

and then since then, nothing. Dead inside.

I met a lot of girls, I just didn't really

love any of them. Why can't I feel love?

Whoa, who was that?

I would just love to find a nice girl and

then we love each other, not just

physically but emotionally.

Why is it so hard to find?

I just find people to be so annoying.

Either annoying or boring.

Oh, I don't feel attracted to them. I

can't force myself to feel attracted.

There's just a very specific type of woman

that I feel attracted to, and they're

usually very beautiful.

All I want is someone who's around my

not too wide.

It's hard when you're a skinny guy because

most people are going to be fat compared

Maybe I should go clubbing,

or maybe I should go to bars. Maybe I need

to come out of my comfort zone. If I just

went clubbing by myself, maybe I could

talk to a cute girl, but I just don't know

how to chat women up.

Maybe I just need to be really direct.

Just say, hey, I like you. Do you have a

boyfriend? They might find it funny.

But then what if it costs lots of money?

Might as well just get a call girl.

I don't like dancing either,

so I would end up just standing around the

bar. I wouldn't dance with people.

Maybe a bar would be better. I'll just

stand at the bar like a loser until

someone feels sorry for me and then comes

up to me and talks to me.

The problem when I went to bars before,

there was just hardly any girls. It was

just mostly guys. I went

to a few bars with Sam in Japan

and his friend, and there were barely any

girls. It was just full of men.

Maybe I should get an Airbnb in some area

in Seoul where there's bars. And kind of

like a nightlife,

because Seoul Station is a bit— I don't

know, it feels kind of dead at night and

it's just full of old people.

But I have to get new clothes. I have to

get a shirt and a tie.

That's so good, isn't it?

Look at that,

it's really effective at hiding the

Well, I have to stay here for another 10

days now because I booked a new Airbnb for

this Japanese girl. I think I booked 6

days, or was it 7, or was it 5? I forgot.

So I'm stuck here in Seoul Station for

another week at least.

Because I wanted it to be easy for the

Japanese girl to get here, or else she

would have to get transfers or taxis.

Am I staying in Korea permanently? No,

I'm just staying for a few months and then

I'll go to the next country.

It's been raining all day.

Soul at night.

Vlogging.

Vlogging.

What do I have to do now? Got rice,

got plenty of food for tomorrow so I don't

have to go outside tomorrow, and then

we're moving to the next

Oh, look at this

little cupboard.

Oh wow, it's the moisture hair

therapy. It's pretty clever

how they made cupboards underneath the

stairs.

I can get inside of here easily.

The ceiling's so high up. Look at that

light. And then you've got the bedside

lamps, which are really nice. Before I go

to bed, I sit here like this.

Sit here. With the blanket, watching Star

Trek here, playing Switch, and it's all

romantic. I've got the city

view to my left, purple and green.

Oh, how nice it would be if that call girl

was with me to cuddle.

Look, I'll show you what it looks like

when I turn the lights off.

Oh yes, look, I'll set the camera here so

you can see.

Did you

like it?

So relaxing. Ah, this is why I don't want

to go to a dormitory. Dormitory. I could

save so much money if I went to dormitory.

It costs about $80 a month, so that'd be

$320 a month. Oh, I'd have so

much money left over to see my one true

love.

Then I have to book a hotel. Maybe I could

pay her not for cereal but just for a

date. I wonder if she would do that.

No, I don't want to stay in dormitory. I

wouldn't be able to stream.

Then I'd probably save more money than I

make from streaming. Probably save more

money by staying in a dormitory than I

would make from being able to stream.

If I went to a dormitory, I could probably

get my living costs down to about $400,

which would give me nearly $2,000

disposable income a month. That'd be

amazing.

Imagine all the hanky-panky I could buy.

No, I don't want to. I want my own place.

It's too, too comfortable.

How is my wife? I don't know, I haven't

spoken to her.

You know, I prefer being alone instead of

spending loads of time with someone that I

don't really get on with. It just feels

like a waste of time.

You know what's the loneliest thing? It's

when you stay in a hostel or a guest house

and you're surrounded by people. But you

feel like you're ignored, no one cares

about you, and you're too scared to make

friends. That felt, that felt

way more lonely than it did,

than it does staying in an Airbnb by

yourself. That's why I was so happy

when I met my wife and I started living

with her, because I felt like I could

escape from the guest house where I was

living in this big guest house full of

people around me. None of them really

cared about me.

I didn't really click with anyone, and I

would just end up sitting there all by

myself every evening, and there's all

these other people chatting and laughing,

and I was too scared to get involved,

join in with them.

That was so depressing. I was so happy to

leave, and I finally had a woman who

was into me and had, had someone to spend