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DO NOT BUY Dark Souls 3

2023-09-08 · 9 min

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  1. Hello and welcome back to a new video. So

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  2. recently I've been playing Dark Souls 3,

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  3. and as an avid fan of Elden Ring and Souls

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  4. games in general, I knew I just had to

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  5. play this game. It's currently on sale on

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  6. Steam at 50%, so I knew I just had to pick

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  7. it up. Unfortunately, compared to Elden

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  8. Ring, it's kind of bland, boring, and

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  9. uninspired. I don't even know if I can

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  10. recommend buying it even when it's on 50%

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  11. discount on Steam sale. Compared to Elden

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  12. Ring, the gameplay and the visuals of the

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  13. game is just kind of lacking in luster.

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  14. So after finishing Elden Ring 3 times and

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  15. doing NG+ and NG++, last year, I was kind

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  16. of craving something that's kind of like

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  17. Elden Ring but slightly different. So I

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  18. thought, okay, I would buy one of the Dark

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  19. Souls games because I've never really

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  20. played Dark Souls before playing Elden

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  21. Ring. And oh my God, this game is

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  22. basically like a carbon copy of Elden Ring

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  23. but less good in almost every single way.

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  24. So if I had to describe this game, it is

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  25. kind of exactly like Elden Ring except it

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  26. doesn't have that massive open world to

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  27. explore, doesn't have a mount, it doesn't

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  28. have a jump button, doesn't have all the

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  29. cool aspects and magical attacks and

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  30. weapon combinations that were found in

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  31. Elden Ring. So it's basically exactly the

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  32. same as Elden Ring, but it doesn't have

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  33. that feeling of exploration and that

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  34. feeling of freedom and openness. When you

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  35. begin the game, you're kind of thrown into

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  36. this very narrow ravine or this valley

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  37. that only has one direction that you can

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  38. go towards, and then the game very quickly

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  39. throws this big boss at you, which is kind

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  40. of difficult if you're just new to the

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  41. game. You wouldn't really be expecting

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  42. this kind of difficulty in the very first

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  43. boss, and it did take me several attempts

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  44. to take down this boss. It is very strange

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  45. coming from Elden Ring and then playing

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  46. this and then realizing, wait, this game

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  47. is almost exactly the same as Elden Ring

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  48. and almost exactly the same as Dark Souls

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  49. Remastered and Sekiro. It's the same

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  50. control layouts, it's the same kind of

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  51. mechanics where you kill enemies, you get

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  52. these points or souls, and when you die

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  53. you lose the souls. And when you respawn,

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  54. you can go and recollect the spawns— I

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  55. mean the souls. And then you just

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  56. basically level up your character, and

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  57. you've got different weapons you can

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  58. choose from, different kind of casters.

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  59. You got bonfires, or Sites of Grace as

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  60. they're called in Elden Ring, where you

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  61. can rest, restore your potions. And then

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  62. you got the boss battles. The boss battles

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  63. are basically exactly the same as in every

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  64. single other Souls game. They just kind of

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  65. charge up attacks, they do special

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  66. attacks. You've got to either roll,

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  67. evade, or block or parry their attacks.

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  68. If you played any game like Elden Ring or

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  69. Souls games before, then you'll know

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  70. exactly what to expect in this game.

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  71. Unfortunately, the game just kind of looks

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  72. very dull. The color schemes in this game

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  73. is extremely gray, black, and brown,

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  74. whereas in Elden Ring there's more of a

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  75. colorful color palette and the world

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  76. looked more magical with blues and reds

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  77. and purples and yellows. But this game

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  78. just looks like they took the color

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  79. saturation and they turned it right down,

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  80. or almost right down. This game might as

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  81. well just be black and white at this

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  82. point. The movement and the controls in

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  83. this game are very frustrating. So your

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  84. character is not very responsive when you

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  85. dodge or attack. It feels like there's a

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  86. 1-second delay from when you press the

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  87. button to when the action is actually

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  88. carried out, and this feels very jarring,

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  89. and it makes very unresponsive and weird,

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  90. sluggish, and slow gameplay. Your

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  91. character doesn't really feel very nimble

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  92. or mobile. Instead of feeling like this

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  93. powerful, nimble warrior, you just feel

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  94. like a very slow sluggish old grandma who

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  95. has arthritis. Something I found very

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  96. frustrating is when I kept losing to this

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  97. boss, every time I wanted to retry it, it

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  98. would respawn me at this respawn point,

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  99. which was not very close to where the boss

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  100. battle is. It took me like a minute or 30

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  101. seconds to a minute to be able to get back

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  102. to the boss because not only do I have to

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  103. run all the way back to the boss, I also

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  104. have to fight all of the mobs that I

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  105. already killed earlier because the mobs

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  106. respawn. It's so frustrating having to do

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  107. the same little 30 to— 30 seconds to 60

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  108. seconds little walk or run back to the

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  109. boss and fight the enemies again when I

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  110. really want to just get back into the boss

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  111. fight again. Why can't they put the

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  112. respawn point right at the beginning of

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  113. the boss instead of making you have to run

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  114. all this way again? It's very annoying

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  115. kind of game mechanics. It is quite

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  116. amazing how FromSoftware are able to get

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  117. away with just basically copy and pasting

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  118. every single game but just adding slightly

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  119. new things such as, or a mount, or an open

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  120. world, and then just rebrand it as a

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  121. completely new game. When the games that

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  122. they make, they all feel the same. I

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  123. played Sekiro, I played Dark Souls 1 and

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  124. 2, and Dark Souls Remastered on the

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  125. Switch, and Elden Ring obviously, and they

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  126. literally just all feel and play like the

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  127. exact same game, exact same mechanics with

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  128. like slightly different variations. And

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  129. it's just kind of baffling that no one

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  130. really minds and no one really cares. It

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  131. just seems to me like extremely lazy game

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  132. development ideology. I mean, even the

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  133. boss battles aren't really very creative.

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  134. They all basically do the same thing.

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  135. They kind of roll around, swing at you

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  136. either quickly or slowly, or they do some

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  137. kind of AoE magic or melee attack. That's

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  138. basically every single boss encounter in

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  139. Dark Souls or Elden Ring. So even though

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  140. this game is now on 50% sale, I don't know

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  141. if I can recommend it over Elden Ring. I

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  142. would have to give it a 6.2 out of 10. I

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  143. would say don't buy this game. I would say

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  144. just buy Elden Ring. Even the background

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  145. and landscapes of the castles and the

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  146. mountains don't look anywhere near as

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  147. refined or as beautiful as the ones in

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  148. Elden Ring, so I don't know why I'd

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  149. recommend buying this game instead of over

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  150. Elden Ring.

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  151. Welcome to the bonfire, unkindled one. I

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  152. am a fire I tend that the lords have

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  153. lefteth to this end. Very well, then touch

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  154. ignar.

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