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DO NOT BUY Dark Souls 3
2023-09-08 · 9 min
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Hello and welcome back to a new video. So
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0:00–0:01 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_0recently I've been playing Dark Souls 3,
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0:01–0:03 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_1and as an avid fan of Elden Ring and Souls
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0:04–0:06 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_2games in general, I knew I just had to
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0:06–0:08 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_3play this game. It's currently on sale on
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0:09–0:10 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_4Steam at 50%, so I knew I just had to pick
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0:10–0:12 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_5it up. Unfortunately, compared to Elden
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0:13–0:14 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_6Ring, it's kind of bland, boring, and
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0:14–0:16 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_7uninspired. I don't even know if I can
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0:16–0:18 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_8recommend buying it even when it's on 50%
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0:18–0:20 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_9discount on Steam sale. Compared to Elden
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0:20–0:23 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_10Ring, the gameplay and the visuals of the
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0:23–0:24 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_11game is just kind of lacking in luster.
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0:25–0:26 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_12So after finishing Elden Ring 3 times and
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0:27–0:29 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_13doing NG+ and NG++, last year, I was kind
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0:30–0:33 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_14of craving something that's kind of like
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0:33–0:34 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_15Elden Ring but slightly different. So I
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0:35–0:36 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_16thought, okay, I would buy one of the Dark
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0:37–0:38 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_17Souls games because I've never really
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0:38–0:39 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_18played Dark Souls before playing Elden
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0:40–0:41 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_19Ring. And oh my God, this game is
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0:41–0:43 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_20basically like a carbon copy of Elden Ring
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0:43–0:46 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_21but less good in almost every single way.
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0:46–0:48 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_22So if I had to describe this game, it is
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0:48–0:50 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_23kind of exactly like Elden Ring except it
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0:50–0:52 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_24doesn't have that massive open world to
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0:53–0:54 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_25explore, doesn't have a mount, it doesn't
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0:54–0:56 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_26have a jump button, doesn't have all the
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0:56–0:57 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_27cool aspects and magical attacks and
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0:57–0:59 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_28weapon combinations that were found in
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1:00–1:01 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_29Elden Ring. So it's basically exactly the
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1:01–1:04 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_30same as Elden Ring, but it doesn't have
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1:04–1:05 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_31that feeling of exploration and that
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1:05–1:07 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_32feeling of freedom and openness. When you
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1:07–1:09 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_33begin the game, you're kind of thrown into
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1:10–1:11 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_34this very narrow ravine or this valley
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1:11–1:13 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_35that only has one direction that you can
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1:13–1:15 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_36go towards, and then the game very quickly
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1:15–1:17 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_37throws this big boss at you, which is kind
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1:18–1:19 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_38of difficult if you're just new to the
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1:20–1:21 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_39game. You wouldn't really be expecting
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1:21–1:23 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_40this kind of difficulty in the very first
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1:23–1:24 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_41boss, and it did take me several attempts
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1:25–1:26 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_42to take down this boss. It is very strange
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1:27–1:29 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_43coming from Elden Ring and then playing
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1:29–1:30 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_44this and then realizing, wait, this game
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1:30–1:32 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_45is almost exactly the same as Elden Ring
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1:32–1:34 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_46and almost exactly the same as Dark Souls
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1:34–1:36 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_47Remastered and Sekiro. It's the same
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1:36–1:38 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_48control layouts, it's the same kind of
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1:38–1:40 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_49mechanics where you kill enemies, you get
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1:40–1:42 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_50these points or souls, and when you die
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1:42–1:44 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_51you lose the souls. And when you respawn,
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1:44–1:46 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_52you can go and recollect the spawns— I
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1:46–1:48 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_53mean the souls. And then you just
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1:48–1:50 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_54basically level up your character, and
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1:50–1:52 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_55you've got different weapons you can
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1:52–1:53 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_56choose from, different kind of casters.
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1:53–1:54 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_57You got bonfires, or Sites of Grace as
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1:55–1:57 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_58they're called in Elden Ring, where you
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1:57–1:58 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_59can rest, restore your potions. And then
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1:59–2:00 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_60you got the boss battles. The boss battles
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2:01–2:02 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_61are basically exactly the same as in every
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2:02–2:04 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_62single other Souls game. They just kind of
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2:05–2:07 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_63charge up attacks, they do special
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2:07–2:08 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_64attacks. You've got to either roll,
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2:09–2:10 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_65evade, or block or parry their attacks.
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2:10–2:13 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_66If you played any game like Elden Ring or
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2:13–2:15 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_67Souls games before, then you'll know
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2:15–2:16 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_68exactly what to expect in this game.
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2:16–2:18 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_69Unfortunately, the game just kind of looks
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2:19–2:20 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_70very dull. The color schemes in this game
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2:21–2:23 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_71is extremely gray, black, and brown,
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2:23–2:25 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_72whereas in Elden Ring there's more of a
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2:25–2:26 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_73colorful color palette and the world
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2:27–2:28 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_74looked more magical with blues and reds
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2:29–2:30 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_75and purples and yellows. But this game
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2:31–2:32 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_76just looks like they took the color
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2:33–2:34 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_77saturation and they turned it right down,
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2:34–2:36 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_78or almost right down. This game might as
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2:36–2:37 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_79well just be black and white at this
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2:37–2:39 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_80point. The movement and the controls in
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2:39–2:40 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_81this game are very frustrating. So your
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2:40–2:42 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_82character is not very responsive when you
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2:42–2:44 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_83dodge or attack. It feels like there's a
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2:44–2:46 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_841-second delay from when you press the
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2:46–2:48 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_85button to when the action is actually
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2:49–2:50 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_86carried out, and this feels very jarring,
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2:50–2:52 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_87and it makes very unresponsive and weird,
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2:52–2:55 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_88sluggish, and slow gameplay. Your
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2:55–2:56 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_89character doesn't really feel very nimble
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2:56–2:58 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_90or mobile. Instead of feeling like this
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2:58–3:00 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_91powerful, nimble warrior, you just feel
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3:00–3:02 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_92like a very slow sluggish old grandma who
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3:02–3:05 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_93has arthritis. Something I found very
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3:06–3:07 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_94frustrating is when I kept losing to this
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3:08–3:09 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_95boss, every time I wanted to retry it, it
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3:10–3:12 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_96would respawn me at this respawn point,
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3:12–3:14 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_97which was not very close to where the boss
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3:14–3:16 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_98battle is. It took me like a minute or 30
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3:16–3:19 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_99seconds to a minute to be able to get back
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3:19–3:20 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_100to the boss because not only do I have to
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3:21–3:22 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_101run all the way back to the boss, I also
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3:22–3:24 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_102have to fight all of the mobs that I
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3:24–3:26 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_103already killed earlier because the mobs
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3:26–3:29 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_104respawn. It's so frustrating having to do
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3:29–3:31 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_105the same little 30 to— 30 seconds to 60
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3:31–3:34 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_106seconds little walk or run back to the
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3:34–3:36 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_107boss and fight the enemies again when I
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3:36–3:38 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_108really want to just get back into the boss
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3:38–3:40 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_109fight again. Why can't they put the
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3:40–3:41 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_110respawn point right at the beginning of
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3:41–3:43 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_111the boss instead of making you have to run
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3:44–3:45 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_112all this way again? It's very annoying
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3:45–3:47 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_113kind of game mechanics. It is quite
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3:48–3:50 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_114amazing how FromSoftware are able to get
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3:50–3:52 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_115away with just basically copy and pasting
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3:52–3:54 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_116every single game but just adding slightly
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3:54–3:56 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_117new things such as, or a mount, or an open
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3:56–3:59 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_118world, and then just rebrand it as a
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3:59–4:00 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_119completely new game. When the games that
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4:01–4:02 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_120they make, they all feel the same. I
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4:03–4:05 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_121played Sekiro, I played Dark Souls 1 and
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4:05–4:06 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_1222, and Dark Souls Remastered on the
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4:07–4:08 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_123Switch, and Elden Ring obviously, and they
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4:09–4:11 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_124literally just all feel and play like the
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4:11–4:13 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_125exact same game, exact same mechanics with
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4:13–4:16 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_126like slightly different variations. And
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4:16–4:18 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_127it's just kind of baffling that no one
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4:19–4:21 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_128really minds and no one really cares. It
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4:21–4:23 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_129just seems to me like extremely lazy game
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4:23–4:25 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_130development ideology. I mean, even the
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4:25–4:28 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_131boss battles aren't really very creative.
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4:28–4:30 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_132They all basically do the same thing.
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4:30–4:31 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_133They kind of roll around, swing at you
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4:31–4:33 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_134either quickly or slowly, or they do some
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4:34–4:36 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_135kind of AoE magic or melee attack. That's
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4:36–4:38 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_136basically every single boss encounter in
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4:39–4:40 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_137Dark Souls or Elden Ring. So even though
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4:41–4:42 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_138this game is now on 50% sale, I don't know
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4:43–4:44 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_139if I can recommend it over Elden Ring. I
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4:45–4:46 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_140would have to give it a 6.2 out of 10. I
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4:47–4:49 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_141would say don't buy this game. I would say
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4:50–4:51 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_142just buy Elden Ring. Even the background
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4:52–4:53 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_143and landscapes of the castles and the
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4:54–4:55 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_144mountains don't look anywhere near as
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4:56–4:57 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_145refined or as beautiful as the ones in
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4:57–4:59 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_146Elden Ring, so I don't know why I'd
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4:59–5:00 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_147recommend buying this game instead of over
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5:01–5:02 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_148Elden Ring.
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5:02–5:03 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_149Welcome to the bonfire, unkindled one. I
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8:24–8:28 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_150am a fire I tend that the lords have
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8:28–8:30 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_151lefteth to this end. Very well, then touch
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8:31–8:34 · rev_a1c92ae97e3ed9643cde468ac3547b3e_152ignar.
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