Playing minecraft with viewers - ANYONE CAN JOIN

Let's see if it's lagging now.

Oh shit.

Hey, it's not lagging.

There's no one here. Hello?

This is my, my own realm, not a server.

Okay, who wants to join my realm?

I have to, have to add you manually.

We'll see if this lags. I've already got

6, 8 people, so there's 12 spots open.

If you want to join, type your username.

In the chat, I've got 12 spaces.

I want to see if this lags as well.

I think for my next video I'm gonna do

another drawing video because the last

drawing video didn't do amazingly for

views, but holy shit, it made a lot of

money. I don't know what happened. Maybe

it's because it was family-friendly and it

was non-sexual, but it made a lot of money

for the views.

So I can either choose Talk about

something sexual, get over 20K views, but

get shit ad rev. Or talk about something

non-sexual, get less views, but make more

money. Less views, more money, or more

views, less money? I like money more than

views.

I've got 5— I think I've got about 7 or 8

places left.

Let me know your username, I will add you.

Flux Gaming,

invite player.

Hopefully this time it won't lag.

I have 17, so 3 places left.

2 places left. Anyone want

Okay, we have 20.

See if it's lagging.

Is anyone here? There's no one here.

It's not lagging. Oh, bloody hell,

where'd everyone go?

Why is there no one here? I'm all alone.

Oh, there's people.

How do we join? I don't know how you join.

You have to— I think you have to accept my

invite.

You need the latest version of Minecraft.

I don't think it's lagging. Seems okay.

No, don't hit me.

I'm your king.

The realm name is H.I.M.R.

Stop

hitting me.

Okay, if you kill me again, okay, I'm

banning that guy. Eminem.

Okay, I have one open spot now since he

was being a dick.

I'll add this guy.

Oh, it's not a guy.

I've run out of spaces to invite people.

I think the maximum is 20.

I think yesterday's boat stream was a bit

of a fail because Didn't

really make anything off it. Well, I made

a little bit. I got 2 new Twitch subs and

then someone donated 1,000 bits. That was

it though. So in total, I only made about

$12. If I just made it as

a normal video, like a 10-minute vlog,

would have gotten way more than $12

easily. Even if it only got 10K views, it

would have made about So

I'm not sure how to do things. If me and

my wife go on some kind of trip, I think I

should just vlog it normally as a normal

video and not livestream it.

The whole Twitch plan was, well,

I was going to stream the whole thing on

Twitch and then edit the stream into a

video, but then it's kind of like a shitty

video. Editing a stream down into a video

just means it's going to be a shit video

compared to making it as a proper video

from the beginning.

And I used 5, 5 gigabytes of data. I only

have 20 gigabytes a month, so that means I

can only do it 4 times a month.

So I think from now on I'll just

I'll do trips as normal videos like the

Nara one and the Kyoto one. They got 20k

views, made me about $60 to $70.

Probably wouldn't make $60 or $70 from a

donation stream unless I get very lucky

with a generous donator. It's kind

of— it's not reliable trying to rely on

donations because you don't know if you're

going to get them or not. Sometimes you

get very lucky and you get generous

people, but then sometimes you stream and

then you don't get anything. We just get

Fiverr or $10. With ad

revenue, you at least, at least you're

guaranteed ad revenue as long as you get a

certain amount of views.

It's hard to decide.

So I'll probably do the camping trip as a

video, not a stream.

What do you think? Good plan?

I want to add people to the game who are

going to play now. I have half, half of

the player list are people offline.

I want people who's going to play now,

but I don't want to kick people because

they're offline. That's kind of mean.

Does he only read people's chats who have

paid? I'm reading all of the chat. I have

the chat window open next to me. I'm just

not reading it out loud. Don't worry, I'm

reading the chat. Jesus Christ. Oh,

thank you, Hamza. This is pretty sick,

can do deep chats too. What's a deep chat?

This is pretty sick, can do deep chats

too. This is much nicer. We've got less

people, people aren't destroying things,

and it's not lagging. This is what I

wanted. The server thing was a bit of a

fail. Can you build something? Yeah, I'm

just trying to collect wood first. I need

tools. We need tools.

Oh, thank you, AMS Cult.

If you really want to get in the game and

you donate, then I'll add you as thanks.

And I'll kick someone. That's kind of mean

though, kicking people who didn't pay.

Pay to join.

I feel mean.

What's he trying to build? We're just

gonna build a base.

You can just do whatever you want, but

don't, don't kill me. Don't kill people,

and don't wreck other people's stuff.

You can make your own house if you want.

We can make a village, or you can help

build the clubhouse.

It's not all about the money. I wish— if

I was rich enough, then I could say that.

Oh, thank you for the stone axe. Now I can

start chopping wood.

I have to brush my teeth, so I might go

AFK in a minute.

Okay, so I've decided to prioritize making

videos over livestreams. I think that's a

good idea.

Ad revenue is much more reliable. So what,

what should I use to make the video?

Should I use my phone or the GoPro?

Oh, thank you, AMS Cult,

very kind of you. My phone

is okay, but my GoPro is even better.

Well, my phone has 4K as well, but the

GoPro 4K is much better, much more

stabilized. The phone 4K isn't stabilized,

so I'm able to just make the vlogs on the

GoPro. It'll be way better quality,

but the GoPro battery drains so quickly.

If I make a 20-minute GoPro video on 4K,

it drains half the battery. Just for 20

Maybe I should buy a spare battery. You

know what I don't like in Minecraft? I

don't like how things float. If you chop

down the trunk of a tree, I think the

whole thing should collapse. It just

floats like a balloon. It looks so stupid.

I need to get rid of the server link

because I'm not using that one now.

People get confused.

You need Minecraft. That's right. Wrong,

that's wrong.

I don't really know what to do.

Everyone disappeared. I don't know where

I thought this would be more interesting

than me just sitting in front of my mirror

eating. Apparently people

would rather see me sit in front of a

mirror.

Oh, thanks for the wood.

I'll probably go back to Twitch for

gaming. It's like I said before, people

aren't interested in gaming on my YouTube

channel. They just want drama and they

want to see me complain about things.

Kill everyone? No, no,

we're a team.

I wish everyone liked what I liked and

hated everything I hated. Make things so

much better.

Oh look, the sun is setting or rising.

I'll probably just go back to Twitch

later. I don't think gaming streams for my

main channel.

How do I join the server? I can add a few

more people, maybe. Let me see if it lets

me add any more. Tell me your username.

I might kick some of these people who

aren't playing right now so

we can have people who are gonna play now.

I have a few open spaces if you want to

No, not Eminem. You're a bad boy.

You killed me. You keep saying the N-word.

So silly you have to say the N-word

instead of actually saying it. Even if

you're using it out of context, if you

even dare say the N-word, get a bunch of

people going, oh, Daniel said the N-word.

He's a racist.

See how many people I can add. Oh, I can

add more than 20.

What? Okay, tell me your usernames.

22,

23. How many people can I add? I thought

there was a limit. Of 20 people.

How do I know if they're online?

If their name is white, I think that means

they're online.

27. Let me see if it's lagging.

You can invite over 100, I'm pretty sure.

On the realm description it said maximum

of 20.

Petition to have a giant Daniel gangbang.

Can you get naked on Minecraft? No, you

can't. Hey, stop punching me!

And can we get rid of the zombies,

please?

We need a watchtower. We need more

lighting.

Oh, maybe it means I can add as many

people as I want, but only 20 can join.

Stop punching me! Oh, now I'm dead

and I lost all my stuff.

How's my mum? She messaged me today. She

said How are things? I said same as usual.

Help me, I'm getting attacked by zombies!

Where's the door? Everyone get into

the house so we're safe.

It says server full. Okay, so only 20

people can join, I think, or maybe 10.

Your mom should start vlogging. She would

probably get banned. She says a lot of

racist stuff.

Where are these zombies coming from?

I'm gonna die.

Help me, help me.

Oh, thank you, Tatura. I will add you now.

Tatura03.

Players, invite player.

I don't know how the zombies are getting

onto the rooftop. Here's some money,

so add me at Tachura03.

There's already 20 people. In the game.

Wait, if there's so many people online,

how come I can barely see anyone? PvP on,

spawn animals on, force game

mode, spawn protection off,

difficulty normal, game mode survival.

Where is everyone? I can't find anyone.

Oh, it says there's 3, 5, there's,

there's 10 people on. I think 10 is the

maximum that can be on at the same time.

Yeah, 10 is the maximum.

No, why'd you kill me?

I guess any more than 10, then it starts

lagging like the server did. The server

had 30, 35 people. It was such a

laggy mess. What happened with

Resident Evil? It was too scary. I had to

refund it. It's— it was just so stressful

playing it, I couldn't play it.

Where's my stuff? Give me my stuff back.

I felt— I felt physically sick from

playing it. It was giving me anxiety

because you have to go down these narrow

hallways and corridors. Zombies burst out

the windows. You can't kill them because

it was really hard. Even— it takes about 6

shots. Why are the zombies not dying? It

takes about 6 shots to kill one zombie and

then they get back up. It doesn't even

permanently kill them. And then

you have about four zombies following you.

You're trying to find out which way you

have to go. You get trapped in a room and

they all burst in, and then you can't get

out. It was so stressful. I hate. I hated

it so much.

Worse, it's it's a cool game, but I hated

playing it. I like watching people play.

Play it, but playing it myself

was just— you did it again! Okay,

last warning, Bronto guy, you're being

very aggressive towards me.

What's that sound?

Play Fortnite. Could play Fortnite.

I used to play it last year with people.

We had a Fortnite team.

I don't understand the kind of people who

enjoy games like Resident Evil. Why do

you— why do you enjoy unpleasant feelings?

It just made me feel bad. I felt stressed

I feel kind of jealous that I can't enjoy

horror games like other people do.

I wish I could. I wish I could enjoy

everything in life. There's so

many things you could enjoy in life, but I

just don't. Roller coasters, hate them.

Horror games, Gay sex.

So many things you could enjoy,

but I, I can't because I don't enjoy it.

Spicy food, drugs,

smoking.

I don't enjoy the feeling of being sick.

Scared, I guess. I don't like that

adrenaline rush when you get scared.

Horror movies. I don't like horror movies.

I'm not playing on a server, I'm playing a

realm that I created because the server

was too laggy.

Play Resident Evil with Chihiro. That's

what I suggested yesterday. How would we

do it? She could sit on my lap.

I would feel less scared. Maybe it would

be really cool if I got a PlayStation and

then got it for the 50-inch TV instead of

playing on PC. What if I played it on the

big TV and then set up the phone,

the stream, behind us? So you can see us

and the TV.

How can I join? Just type your username

into the chat and I'll add you, but we're,

we're currently full, so you'll have to

wait until someone leaves.

If it's any more than 10 people, it'll

start lagging too much.

Did I buy a vape? Yes, I did. It's

nicotine-free.

I wouldn't let my wife play it. She's

terrible at controlling characters.

She has no hand-eye coordination.

She'll just end up walking into the wall

the whole time.

PlayStations are pretty cheap. Get them

for about £150, maybe.

Did I buy a sex doll yet? No, I don't

think I will. It's a waste of money, too

expensive.

Maybe if I got a viral video, then I made

a load of money, then I might splash out.

But my channel's not doing too great, to

be honest. Um, none of my videos going

viral.

I need to start saving money because I'm

trying my best, but I just don't know how

to grow my channel.

If I do new things, it gets no views. If I

do the old things, people get bored of it.

If I clickbait, barely gets that many more

views. You know that TechLead guy? He, he

kind of copied me with a my wife left me

video. It has nearly a million views. So

unfair. I've made loads of videos like

that. My wife left me, I left my wife. I

never got over 500,000 views. I got 80,000

at most. And then TechLead just makes one

It's like everyone goes viral so easily,

and then my channel— last time I got a big

hit video was last year,

November. So even using

my dad's funeral, cheating on my wife,

divorce, nothing breaks 40K.

So frustrating.

As if TechLead's video was good. He was,

he was just sitting in front of the camera

explaining the situation for 15 minutes.

Nothing special about that. Anyone can do

that.

I think my channel's fucked.

Thumbnails. Tech Lead's thumbnail was just

him sitting in front of the camera, not

even any text on the thumbnail.

Sharla, bloody Sharla in Japan got

divorced and she got half a million views.

I got divorced, didn't even get 50k.

What the bloody hell? I'm doing the exact

same thing other people are doing before

they do it, and they copied me and they

get half a million or a million views.

And it's not like they've done anything

special for editing or thumbnails.

So unfair.

I get a strike for showing a cockroach

getting poisoned. Chris Broad shows a tuna

getting slaughtered, getting yanked out of

the ocean with blood pouring out of its

gills. Oh, monetized.

Markiplier plays Resident Evil 2, all the

gore and blood, has 10 ads on it. I upload

my Resident Evil 2 video to my second

channel, Instant demonetized.

I hate YouTube so much. I want to go

there, blow them up.

Just so unfair.

I did everything everyone else is doing.

Everyone else goes viral and I

I just feel very frustrated right now.

I feel kind of helpless, like everything I

try fails. No matter what I do,

it just fails, and everyone else is just

soaring along.

I didn't do anything wrong.

I bet even if I got cancer, I wouldn't get

a viral video. I could cut off my own foot

and it would get 20k views.

I see this other Japanese guy, his channel

blew up big time. So annoying to see. I

hated him. He only had about 500 subs

and he started making stupid react videos

to Filthy Frank, and then they went viral,

and now his channel's blown up and he's

getting 50k views every time.

Another person who just blew up and

overtook me. Everyone's just blowing up

and overtaking me now. Even little

channels who I laughed at for having shit

content. I bet

you anything the next guy to blow up is

going to be that stupid South African

white guy who lives in Japan. Oh, I hate

him so much. He does that stupid intro in

Japanese and it's so cringy. He calls

himself Lighto.

Yeah, Sora the troll. I hate him.

And then he got another viral video called

How to Say Your thighs look juicy in

Japanese. I think that was a viral video

that was unrelated to the Filthy Frank,

so he got a separate viral video which is

just gonna blow him up even more.

How much money do you get for 500k views

on a video? Oh, thank you.

Um, you get about $1,000 for

a million views. It's about $2,000 for

a couple hundred K. It's about $400 or

$200. It can vary.

Kanaito is gonna blow up next.

Yeah, the day Kanaito overtakes me, I'm

just gonna quit. Fuck this shit.

I feel like at this point I'm basically

Onision where

nothing I do works.

Maybe if I could find someone else and

then just film them so I just

remove myself from the camera so people

don't know it's me, but I find someone

else and I give them topics to talk about

and they— and I film them, they talk about

the topics, but it's actually run by me,

but it's acted out by someone else.

I'm just hoping that, you know, I keep

grinding out videos, one day something's

gonna strike the algorithm and

it's gonna inject some new life into the

I feel like I'm trying out a lot of new

things. Going out more, meeting people,

meeting guys, meeting famous

people like Ice Poseidon,

trying Minecraft.

It's not done terribly, got okay views.

20K views, I'm happy with.

I'm happy with it, but what I really want

is a viral, a big hit. Doesn't have to be

a mega hit. I just want to see that 100K

views again. I miss 100K views. It's been

such a long time. Last time I got 100K

views was the Elvis the Alien response

video. There must be something I

can do.

What's the IP? There's no IP. You have to

tell me your Minecraft username and I'll

I'll add you now.

Find a job in real life, use YouTube like

a hobby. You'll feel better. You have no

pressure about going viral. But then I

have the pressure of working and not

getting told off by my boss for for doing

the job badly. Pressure of going viral

versus pressure of working. Every single

Tech Lead has 444k subs. What do you

expect? Well, I'd expect him not

to get nearly a million views. That's the

equivalent of me getting 200,000 views for

my leaving my wife stuff, which I never

Says could not invite the provided name,

StuffyBtail135.

I can't get a job now anyway. I don't have

a visa.

My wife hasn't said anything about the

spouse visa.

I can't add you. It says— oh, I added you.

Oh, stuffy beetle.

No, you spelled it wrong. I just copied

and pasted. Don't blame me.

Do I still have the spouse visa? No, I

don't. Well, I do, but it's expired.

My wife hasn't said anything about

renewing it yet. Maybe she still feels

like there's plenty of time. There is

plenty of time. There's still 4 months.

Left. So we've got 4 months to

apply for it.

Oh, someone gave me raw salmon.

How do I make ladders? I need a crafting

station here.

Did you add me? Yes, I did. What's the

point of this game? Well, you build stuff

and you mine.

What time is it? I have to leave at 12.

Might be meeting the Hong Kong guy. I need

to go and buy a fan for my laptop.

You know those laptop fans? I want to buy

one of those, put it underneath the

laptop. It's version 1.14.4.

I don't know about meeting the

Hong Kong guy. I'd rather just play

Minecraft, to be honest. I'm not sure

what we would do. I need to go to the Sky

Building to get some GoPro footage as

well. Does the Hong Kong guy

have a name? Yeah, I think it was,

it was Kung Ho, but I find it difficult to

pronounce. It's easier to say the Hong

Kong guy.

He said his English name is Casey,

but he doesn't look like a Casey. He looks

like a Martin, or he

looks like a William. What would my

Chinese name be?

What are you gonna do with the Hong Kong

guy? Um, probably just

walk around, then go into a restaurant.

I don't really feel in the mood for it.

Dan Ho,

that's a good name.

Okay, I'll add more people.

Um, who else? Where's that guy? Can you

add XJX Spooks?

Said could not invite provided name.

What's that sound?

We've got a lot of players now. We've got

37.

Why would you meet other men? Because it's

something I wouldn't usually do,

and videos where I do things that I don't

usually do get views because it's

unexpected.

Add Skies Famous, please.

I thought you couldn't have spaces in your

username.

It says could not invite provided

username.

I can't add you.

Hey, who the hell did that? Who set the

house on— oh,

fuck's sake. Why did

you— why did you destroy the clubhouse?

Who did it?

Who knows who did that?

All my hard work.

Does anyone know who Big

Nick. I'm not gonna say that. Who was it?

The black guy. Who?

Johan? No, Johan's rebuilding.

I don't think it was him.

I don't know who did it.

I need to go and get some wood.

Can't believe you would do that. That's so

mean. Why would you destroy our clubhouse?

Should have built it out stone. Yeah,

should have. There's lots of stone here.

I'll get some stone.

I'll make a stone house for myself.

You have to wait until someone leaves.

Can you make money with what you mine in

the game? I don't think so.

Where's the music? Oh, I turned the volume

down a bit because the music was getting

too loud.

Let me know if you can hear it.

I'm looking forward to the camping trip.

My wife booked it. It's gonna be in Shiga

Prefecture, and it's, it's pretty

expensive actually. It's $300 per person,

so I'm definitely gonna make a loss. I'm

not gonna make $300 from that video. The

plan is I'm gonna do a proper vlog,

nicely edited with the GoPro, and So good

quality. Oh, thank you,

Mr. Gui. And then I might do a

livestream in the evening after I finish

the vlog in the tent. We're gonna have a

tent, it's gonna be a big proper tent,

it's gonna be a barbecue station,

maybe fishing,

it could be fun.

Who's using iron ore?

Mine the iron and use it for tools and put

it into this chest, then we can all use

it. Will you buy a tent? No, they rent

out the tents. They already have tents set

up, so we don't have to set the tent up.

It's already ready.

We're going in September.

I think based on yesterday's failure, I

won't stream the whole thing. I'll vlog

the whole thing and then do a stream in

the evening, just a quick one.

I don't think streaming is the way to go

for me. I'm no Ice Poseidon. I'm a

vlogger, I'm not a streamer. I think I

should prioritize vlogging and then

streaming can be like a second thing, you

know, just when I don't have anything else

to do. I like streaming.

I would like to do streaming instead of

vlogging, but I just get way more money

from vlogging.

I have to prioritize what makes more money

at the end of the day. I'm not rich enough

to not be able to care about money.

I wish I could not care about money.

That'd be great.

But unfortunately, the algorithm hates me

and my subs hate me as well. So what

can I do? How do I get people to like

me?

Please like me more.

Oh, we need torches as well. It's getting

a bit dark. Have I thought about streaming

on Mixer? No, don't see the point.

Why was yesterday's stream a fail?

Because I only made $10, $12 off it,

which is rubbish. I could make $12 from

getting 4K views.

If I just made it a normal video, I could

have made $60 or $70. Could have made 7

times more. I wasted 5 gigabyte—

gigabytes— gigabytes of my data. I only

made $12.

Oh, there's a creeper coming. I'm blocking

the tunnel. The tunnel has been blocked.

There's a creeper trying to blow us up.

Maybe if I streamed on YouTube and not

Twitch, I would have gotten more.

Maybe I should prioritize YouTube streams

over Twitch streams. Maybe just do Twitch

streams when, you know, just randomly.

Oh no, who released the creeper? Why are

you making a staircase out of grass?

I want more stone.

I have 18 subs on Twitch. So that's pretty

good. So I'm gonna do more streams on

Twitch later,

probably Rainbow Six, Rainbow Six streams.

What is your most viewed video.

It's Why I Have No Friends.

Got 1.4 million views.

My next video idea is How I Coped with

Extreme Loneliness, and it's gonna be

illustrated. I'll draw

a skinny skeleton guy being lonely. I want

to talk about Uh, my experiences

being lonely and how I deal, deal with it

and how I coped with it and how having a

wife fixed my loneliness. I think it could

be quite a relatable video with the

illustrations. Would be interesting.

And I think the title's quite funny—

Extreme Loneliness.

And people really like the illustrated

stuff. Okay, it gets less views, but it

got way more watch time and it got so many

likes. It has 1,500 likes. People really

like the art style, I think.

It would be great if, if my illustration

videos got loads of views. Then I'll just

focus on them instead of doing vlogs. I

think people are fed up seeing my face.

I don't think showing my face really adds

much to the video. It's not like

I'm super handsome. I'm getting old as

well, starting to age.

It's all downhill from here. My good

looks, they've gone.

Well, at least I'm not Chris. Have you

seen Chris's baggy eyes and his wrinkly

neck? Jesus. That's why I don't use a

proper camera. I don't want to show all my

blemishes and stuff like that. At least

Chris is brave.

It just takes a lot of motivation to do

the Illustrator stuff. It's a lot of work,

takes a lot of time. I need ideas for the

illustrations as well.

It's funny because when I was in my early

20s, I used to think I was so

good-looking. I'm not joking, I actually

thought I was really good-looking. Then

the more I looked in the mirror, the more

I realized I'm not actually that

good-looking. My features aren't great,

my skin's terrible, my nose is really

wide.

My face looks like a peanut.

I used to look at myself in the reflection

of mirrors and windows and think, wow,

I'm so good-looking. And then,

and then I realized, now I just think,

Jesus, I was so stupid when I was younger.

How could I even think stuff like that?

I don't think I'm ugly, but I'm nowhere

near— I'm nowhere near as good-looking as

I used to think I was when I was in my

early 20s. I used to think I was some kind

of anime character like L,

and then you get to your 30s and then you

look in the mirror and you realize, oh

shit, I'm not good-looking.

Looking. Whoa, why is there fire over

there? See, this is why I like playing

with other people. Just random stuff like

that happens that wouldn't happen if

you're playing by yourself. I wish

there were more people.

I wanted— my dream was to have 50 people

and then everyone's just doing their own

thing, building houses and stuff.

I guess 10 is the max we could have. The

server was just way too laggy. You look

like Snoopy. That's so weird, my wife

always says that as well. Every time I do

my weird creepy smile, she says, you look

like Snoopy. Snoopy's a dog. How do I look

like a dog?

Let's go down here. When I first played

Minecraft, I got really scared going deep

down. It was scary.

Who's down here? It's so

deep. Oh, thank you,

American Ajumma.

Men are more attractive once they hit

their 30s and 40s. Like a fine wine,

smiling face with heart eyes, you look

gorgeous. Oh, thank you very much.

But personally, I don't, I don't feel

happy with how I look.

I see other people and they look so much

better than I do.

It's kind of cozy. Digging a cave.

There's something nice about it.

Oh look, I found someone. Initial Atom,

hello.

I remember playing it in 2012. I was

making a treehouse. My dad came in— came

into my room, and I was trying to show him

because I was really into it at the time.

I said, Dad, look, I made a treehouse,

and this is the ladder, and this is the

trapdoor, and this is the second floor.

And then he just said— he just looked kind

of uninterested. He just said, yeah,

well, it's just a game. It's not real.

Shitting on my accomplishments, and then

he went. He went to work, and I felt

really annoyed because I thought I built

something really cool. He was just like,

"Oh, it's not real." It

is real. It's just, it's just digital.

Okay, you can't touch it. It's not a

physical thing, but it's not, not real.

It is real. It's just inside of a game.

Game. You can't see gravity, it doesn't

mean it's not real.

Okay, I have a lot of stone. I'm gonna go

and build my stone house now. Every time I

tried and shared my enthusiasm for

video games with my dad. He just made me

feel very depressed about it. He was just

never interested in games at all. There's

one time when I was about 14, me and my

sister, we begged my dad to play games

with us, and he looked so fed up. He

played for about 10 minutes some racing

game with us, and then he just walked out,

went back out into the garden to do some

gardening.

Where should I build my stone house?

Do you remember your day-to-day life, or

is it hard for you to remember things?

Um, I don't really have any difficulty

remembering things. Okay, sometimes I

forget little things. For example, I would

be trimming my pubic hair into the sink

and I forget to clean it up, and then my

wife comes home, she finds it, she gets

angry. I just completely forget about it.

Or I shave my beard and then I forget to

rinse the shavings down.

Oh, it's 11. I've got 1 hour left.

I don't want to go.

I want to play Minecraft.

Thanks for the stone. I might make a

little island in the lake and build

my house and then do a little bridge. Who

made this lake? That's a pretty cool lake.

Can you invite me to the realm? Okay,

I'll invite a few more people.

Wait,

oh, I don't have to leave until 1. Oh,

thank goodness, I thought I had to leave

at 12. I'm good, I'm good. I don't

have to leave until 1-ish, so I'm gonna

build my house in the

lake. So first we need,

uh, we need a base for foundations.

I want a wooden floor.

Why is the Minecraft music so depressing?

It's supposed to be a fun game. Fun.

Bright, positive game. Oh, I'm drowning.

Why don't you prank your wife?

I was thinking about pranking her by

getting a kitten. Is it easy to

get a kitten? Can I just go to some some

guy who sells kittens in his van and

just get one? Or is it really complicated?

Do I need to fill out forms and stuff?

I like the music. It's relaxing and

calming, but it's kind of sad.

It gives you this feeling of, my soulmate

just tragically died. Now I'm all alone.

I have to find my own way in life.

Oh, you know what I was going to do? I was

going to build my house, you know, my, my

home in England. I was going to make a

replica so I can

feel like I'm back home again, and then I

can make my dad a villager. My mom in the

kitchen, my sister in her room having sex

with one of her boyfriends again. But then

if I do that, people are gonna wreck it,

aren't they? They're gonna set it on fire.

I don't want to spend time remaking my

England home only to wake

up the next day and then it's burnt down.

It's a bit of a weird shape as well. It's

kind of like a square square, but then it

has a square on the corner for the kitchen

extension. Then it has a conservatory, so

it needs lots of glass.

It's kind of difficult to do the

conservatory because you need a diagonal

Sloping glass roof with lots of glass

windows, and my sister has a balcony

and also wants to do the garden.

There's only three people here. There's

there's ten. What are you talking about?

Do you want wood walls? Um, I think I want

stone walls. I think stone

would be nice.

I don't think Daniel is reading the chat.

I am. I have Minecraft open with

the chat on the side. I'm also reading

the Minecraft in-game chat.

How do I make a door?

And I need windows.

One door here, one door here,

and one door here.

Would you want to keep your house in

England or sell it and get money?

That's a very difficult question.

I don't know what to do with the house if

it was up to me.

Ideally, I want my mum to live in the

I don't want the house to be sold. I want

the house to remain our family home.

It's so depressing. If it was just some

random house, I wouldn't give a shit about

it, but it's, it's a special house. My

dad— it was the most— it was probably the

second most important thing to my dad. I

would say his family was the most

important thing, and then the house and

the garden would be the second most

important thing to, to my dad. He put so

much work into it,

put so much hard work into building it,

making it nice.

I've run out of stone. Oh no, I have loads

of stone in my inventory. Okay, we need to

build a roof as well. We need some

windows.

We need a staircase.

How do you build steps?

Staircase will go— hey, don't hit me!

Staircase.

Hey, don't write the N-word and then light

it up. I'm gonna get in trouble for that.

Can you just remove The N or

the A. I'll try not looking at it.

Who's writing the N-word?

Oh, thank you. More cobblestone.

Oh no, there's a spider! Watch out,

we need a roof! The spiders are coming in,

we need to make the roof quickly. We're

getting surrounded by zombies.

Imagine if the Minecraft graphics look

like Resident Evil 2. That'd be scary.

Please, can you read chat? I am reading

chat. Am I doing foot fetish stuff?

Yes, I have to make a new one for this

guy. He keeps asking

me to cum on my feet and then lick it,

but I don't want to lick my own cum. It's

kind of gross.

I guess I should. He's giving me a nice

amount of money.

Where do I advertise my services? I just—

you just message me on Instagram and then

we'll talk about what you want. I'm pretty

flexible apart from

the, um, you know, licking and eating my

own semen stuff.

If you're reading chat, can you invite me?

Okay, Valtex.

I need to brush my teeth. Give me a

second.

No, don't kill me!

Stop it!

Stop wearing my hat!

I'm gonna kick BrotoSaurus.

I'm sorry, but you keep kidding me and

messing stuff up.

Oh, Foul Tech, why do you do that?

Okay,

who,

who did that? Oh, thank you, My Problem

with Minecraft. Thanks for the donation.

Maybe I'll set up a donation goal.

What could I have?

Donation goal. Oh, that was my last

donation goal. Resident Evil 2. No, I

don't want to buy Resident Evil 2 anymore.

Um, how do I do it? All widgets,

donation goal,

reset end goal.

I'm not sure what to have as a goal. I'll

think of one later.

Oh, thank you, NKP Slippy.

Much love to you too.

Whoa.

Where's my calculator?

14— what?

3, 2, 1.

14,754.

Alert box, Super Chats.

17:54. What should I make the, the, the

donation doll? The donation goal.

Okay, so I need, um, what do I need for

the house? A second floor would be nice.

If you made it $2 instead of $1.99, you

could have had text-to-speech. I lost

all my stuff. I lost all my stone. Who

took my stone? I lost everything.

Okay, I'm gonna go and do some chopping.

Hey, this house is pretty cool. YouTube

Jordan Mills tracks will suck. Suck dicks

for subs.

I need wood.

What do you think of my ball of dirt?

Where is it? Oh look, someone built a hut

on top of the mountain. Stop writing the

N-word everywhere.

Oh no, it's not working.

The text is overlapping.

Why?

Are you going to keep the stream up? Um,

I'm not sure. Should I?

It's not really quality content.

That I want on the channel. No,

it's just messing around.

I need a bridge that goes to my house.

Can you make it so more people can join

the server? I don't think you can. I think

the maximum for a realm is 10 players.

You're supposed to shift when bridging.

What do you mean shift?

Please kick someone. No, I can't kick

someone, that'll be rude. You have to

wait, I'm sorry.

Hello, it's a dog.

I think it's quite a nice house.

We've got a bridge and we've got a living

room. Stairs go up to the bedroom— no,

the stairs go up to more stairs. We need

another story here.

And this can be— I need

more stone.

I'll just make it out of wood.

We need fortifications here.

And we

need torches.

Oh no,

make a little castle.

Very nice.

And I need steps. Can we get some steps?

I can't let anyone else play because

there's a maximum amount of people that

Some people might be going to bed now, so

Now it's your chance to join,

but if anyone burns down my house, I'll

have to ban you.

What was that?

Whoa, there's flying bats! What the hell?

Oh, it's coming for me! Help me!

I need to make a trapdoor.

How do I make a trapdoor?

Does anyone know?

Trapdoor. How do I make

Door on

its side is a trapdoor.

Uh-huh. Oh, birch trapdoor.

Someone made it. Thanks.

It takes a long time to open them. What if

I just put a door?

Oh no,

I can't get out.

We need beds.

I'm not sure what to do now.

Um, hey, who died?

Why'd you kill him?

How do I get into the server? You have to

tell me your username, I'll add you.

I'll add some new people.

Players, invite player. Austin Miner,

Mine Raider,

Scavenger 20.

11.

Anyone else?

No, I'm not inviting Valtex. You killed me

I know, let's build a tunnel that goes

into the sea.

So we need a trapdoor here.

I need lots of wood.

And then we just build a shaft.

We need ladders as well.

Oh, it's raining.

We need to get the water out of the shaft.

What's

happening?

Cannot invite the provided name.

No, don't plug the shaft.

We need, we need a ladder that goes down

here. No, stop,

Finn! Stop blocking

the shaft!

Do we have any ladders?

I need wood.

Going to get wood.

Are you on PC? Yes, I am.

PC gamer. What time is

it? It's nearly 12. I've got until 1.

Okay, I'll add a few more people.

Experience Noob,

Dylan Monster,

Sky Layton.

Spartan Haven.

Skyler.

Epic Redstoner.

Okay, I'll add more a little later, a

little bit later.

I'm nearly dead, I keep drowning.

We need to make this room waterproof.

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Ah,

died.

Who's making Nazi symbols?

Stop it.

This is not a fascist server.

Don't take my stuff.

Oh, someone took my stuff.

Oh, thanks.

We need a roof. I keep drowning.

He drowns so quickly.

I need an axe. Does anyone have an axe?

Oh no, I'm trapped! I trapped myself in

the new room.

Get out the way, I'm gonna die.

Oh.

Oh, thank you.

There's still water in here.

Why is there still water?

I can't see anything. We need lights as

well. There's a hole. How do we get rid

of the water? I can't see anything.

Let me out! I can't, I can't breathe.

Does anyone have ladders?

Oh, thank you, Oliver.

Let me know your username, I'll add you.

How do I get rid of the water? Use a

Someone help, I need ladders!

Does anyone have a ladder?

The underwater house isn't working very

well. I can't see anything, so I don't

know where to plug.

Make a H shape. I can't get back to the

top, there's no ladders. Can someone make

a ladder, toss it down here, please?

Yay, ladders!

Thank you.

I can't see.

Why does he keep falling down the ladder?

I would help you out. Oh,

thank you. I need help. The zombies are

coming and

we need torches.

I don't have any flint.

Oh, you can't put the torch Underwater.

I need an axe. Any axes?