Live stream with my girlfriend and Xiaorishu

Hello.

Hey guys, what's up?

The lighting's really bad today. If I open

the curtain, it's just way too bright. If

I close it, then it's kind of dark.

Uh, 21 people watching. That was quick.

Where is she? She's somewhere in the chat.

Find out who it is.

Guess who?

My lip cracks really badly.

I peeled off this huge chunk of dead skin

off my lip and now it's all red. I know,

it's disgusting.

I keep picking it now.

Okay, what is the capital of Colombia? I

don't know. Is Colombia a country? It is,

isn't it? I have no idea.

Stop picking. I can't help

it now. I'll try

it. I have chapstick. I have this stuff.

My lips are always cracking. I have no

idea why.

For some reason, the webcam keeps

You see, it's frozen again, hasn't it?

Oh, Colombia. I was thinking of Cambodia.

When I think of Colombia, I think of the

Colombian cartel from GTA,

the drug cartel. Yeah,

it's frozen. If I do deactivate and then

activate again, it starts up.

It's really strange.

There's a

So, um, yeah, if you have questions for my

girlfriend, she's in the chat. Her name is

Tommy Michael. She's not a boy. Her name

isn't actually Tommy. She just chose

that as a username.

I take a multivitamin supplement every

Blocked. I feel like I'm gonna block a lot

of people today. Does anyone want to help

me moderate the chat?

Let's see how many people we can get

blocked today. So we've blocked one person

already.

50 people. Was it a good title? We never

usually get 50 people on a livestream.

It's usually 20. That's when I play games.

If I don't play a game and it's just my

webcam, then we get more watchers.

Maybe I lick my lips too much. It's kind

of a bad habit.

The title got me good. It's not clickbait,

she's actually here.

Can I do a room tour? Okay,

here's my room. There's a closet, there's

a bed, there's some Christmas tinsel.

That's about it. There's my mouse.

There's, there's my toilet paper stand.

Toilet paper is running a bit low, so it's

getting a bit wobbly. And there goes

the webcam again. This is

gonna get irritating.

Have I got any whiskey left?

Where's my whiskey? This is how much

whiskey I have left. Oh, there's a tiny

How do you— how do you develop a

relationship without having met in person?

Just by talking. Just talk a lot.

Emergency fat paper. I don't

think I can get this last drop out.

Ex Tetradiplothem, your Japanese is pretty

good. How come?

Do I follow the Edwin and Cyr drama? I

did. I watched that whole hour-long video

when they got kicked out, when Cyr kicked

Edwin and Mina out. I watched it.

But then if you hear the same story from

Cyr's side of it, it kind of sounds

different. I'm not sure who's

telling the truth now.

If I put this here, this goes here.

Translate her chat. She's talking to that

other guy who's speaking in Japanese.

That other guy's saying, um,

he has to what, go to sleep early because

he has school or something like that.

Now he's saying that I live in Australia.

I don't live in Australia, I live in

England.

I quite like Cyr. I think his videos are

interesting. I like the ASMR videos.

Do I follow Onision? Sometimes I check out

his channel to see how much it's dying.

He changed his channel to a paid channel,

didn't he? Because he wasn't making any

money from it.

Why do I tolerate, tolerate Persephone?

I just ignore her. I don't actually read

her comments. I was thinking about

blocking her because she just spams the

comments the whole time with this other

person, and it's kind of irritating. She

doesn't actually make comments about the

videos, she just has arguments with

individuals. She seems a bit Like

an attention seeker. She doesn't really

care about the channel, the videos that I

make. She just wants attention. I might

just block her sometime.

Persephone was this weird white woman from

Greece who used to be very critical of me.

What is up with her videos and that video

angle? Her videos are weird. She's always

sitting on her bed half naked just to get

views, but they don't get views. Even when

she uses her boobs as a thumbnail, they

don't get views.

When am I going to Japan next?

October. October. Hey, it's me on

a webcam.

What happened to the stalker from the

petrol station? I'm not sure. He uploaded

a few recordings of the prank calls to

Reddit, but they get taken down quickly.

I'm not sure what else he has. He said he

has, um, lots more surprises in

store for me. I'm not sure what he meant,

if he was just faking it or not.

How do I get so many girls considering I'm

not ripped or buffed? Buffed up? I don't

know why, but some people think,

especially men, they think that being

ripped and muscular is attractive.

A lot of girls don't really have any

interest in muscular guys.

It's not that big a deal. You can be super

skinny and super skinny like me and you

won't have problems getting girlfriends.

I don't think having a nice-looking body

is that important. It helps, but it's not—

it's not the most important thing in the

Do I exercise? I don't exercise. Never.

It's a waste of time.

How heavy am I? I'm 40— 44

kg.

Am I gay? No. If I was gay,

why would I have a girlfriend?

I think everyone has someone that will be

attracted to them. I agree. Even if you're

really fat and you're balding,

there's going to be someone in the world

that finds you attractive. There's 7

billion people in the world. There's bound

to be at least a couple hundred that find

you attractive.

I'm 5 foot 8 and a half.

I'm not anorexic. I just don't put on

weight. I can eat and I can eat and I can

eat and I won't put on weight. I'll just

have larger shits. That's the only

difference. I'm not interested

in gaining weight. I'm happy with my

weight. It doesn't bother me.

I don't mind being skinny.

I don't understand. Some people say that

I'm unhealthy because I'm so skinny, but I

feel perfectly fine. I don't have any

diseases. I'm not in pain.

My body is perfectly functioning.

Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I

have some kind of disease. It's just that

people are so used to seeing overweight

people everywhere, they think that if

you're not overweight or if you're

underweight, that there's something wrong

with you. Some people are just naturally

Having chlamydia has nothing to do with

being skinny. Anyone can get chlamydia.

If you go to Japan, there's loads of

skinny guys. It's pretty normal.

64 people watching. I really want to break

a record and have over 100 people watching

at the same time. I think, I think the

highest it ever went to was 90 or 80

people watching.

What social sites do Japanese people use?

They use Line.

Do you see robots in Japan? Not really.

Never. I've never seen a robot in Japan

apart from Japanese people. They're kind

of robotic.

Have I ever been into K-pop? Not really.

I used to like Korean music, rock music

from the '90s, but I never liked K-pop

bands. How did she find my

channel on YouTube? It was on HelloTalk.

I used to post my videos on HelloTalk.

And I think she saw one of my posts and

she watched my videos.

Play some music.

Do I even take showers? Yes, I took a

shower 4 hours ago, actually.

Okay, this guy's getting banned.

Block.

70 watchers.

This guy can go on timeout. This is fun.

Who else wants to get banned?

Do I game on Xbox? No, I'm a PC gamer.

I'm not a console peasant. I have an

expensive computer.

HelloTalk are really irritating. They

deleted my last post because I asked this

question in Japanese. I said What would

you do if your girlfriend or your

boyfriend suddenly had their genitals

replaced with the opposite sex? So for

example, what would you do if you woke up

one day and your girlfriend suddenly had a

penis? And someone reported my question on

HelloTalk and it got removed and I got a

warning. Let me find it.

It says, your recent moment posts have

been removed for not being related to

language and culture. Please post content

related to language and culture. Thank you

for your understanding and help.

Idiots. I bet some stupid Japanese— some

serious Japanese person reported it or

What did I just sip? I had a few drops of

water left in my glass. I need more water.

Oh, there goes the webcam again.

Drinks nothing in a cup.

Drinking air.

So注意されたよ、ハローヘロートークで。 What

games am I currently playing? I just

downloaded XCOM 2. Where is it?

XCOM 2 is free to play for 2 days. I've

wanted to play it for such a long time.

But it was so expensive, it used to be

£40.

How come every time I type it goes down

there? XCOM 2 free-to-play,

play game.

ア カ ウ ント は 無 事 だ よ。 削 除 さ れて ない まだ。

でも また 注意 さ れた ら 削 除 さ れる か も ね。 Infinite

Daniels.

Do I speak the Zhongwen? No, I don't speak

Chinese. What's my favorite drink?

Um, I don't know. I have several favorite

drinks. Do you mean alcoholic drinks?

Am I going to do more vlogs at work? No,

because I quit my job. I don't have a job

What languages do I speak? I speak

Japanese and Korean. I'm gonna get more

Water is good for cancer.

Danielception.

So people want to know what kind of work

Tommy does. She just works in an office

for some kind of, um, electronics company.

Sunlight. I hate this time, 4 PM.

The sun starts coming down and it shines

straight into my room like this. And it

just creates this really harsh sunlight

and it looks horrible.

Isn't it supposed to be always raining in

the UK? It's not always

raining. It rains sometimes. But during

the summer it doesn't rain much. It's

sunny. People always ask that.

Isn't it always raining in the UK? No, it

rains sometimes and sometimes it doesn't

rain. Have I

been to the area in Japan where she lives?

No, I've never been there. I'm not going

to the place where she lives. We're

meeting up somewhere else.

Hanes Guderian, what have I missed? Can

you please do a recap? You just missed

people asking me how big my penis is.

Same stuff.

Same shit, different stream.

Oh, there goes the camera again. Why does

this happen? It's like it just freezes

randomly.

It's really weird.

My penis is 6 inches, okay?

Stop going on about my penis.

What will be cooked in the next Cooking

with Daniel episode? I'm thinking of doing

baked beans on toast. I haven't shown you

guys how I make baked beans on toast.

Baked beans on toast, so I think that

would be quite exciting.

What's my sleep pattern like? I go to bed

at 2 AM, I wake up at 12— 12 PM,

midday.

Okay, who wants to see my penis?

For $20, I shall send you a photo of my

Where's my girlfriend? My girlfriend is

Tommy Michael. She's in the chat, but

there's so many of you guys here spamming,

she just gets drowned in comments.

Go to channel, remove report block, add

moderator. Is it thick?

It's about 4 fingers thick,

maybe.

This is her in the chat. She's not a man.

Her name isn't actually Tommy. I don't

know why her second name is Michael.

Who is Tommy Michael? She's my girlfriend.

Imagine my Xbox watching now.

I think she'd be pretty freaked out, the

kind of comments. Stop,

please. The mic's picking up all the

sounds. Sorry.

I'll try and stay still, but when I get

nervous, I start fidgeting.

How often do I watch hentai? Never.

Do I watch Nico Higa? Not really.

Do I watch Based Shaman? No,

I didn't even realize that he had a

YouTube channel. Until recently.

I watched the H3H3 podcast with Jake Paul.

It was pretty interesting.

I don't like Jake Paul. I think he's an

idiot, but I feel like you kind of have to

respect his, his ambition, his motivation.

I think you're lying. How can you weigh 44

kg with a height of 172? My height is 175

or 174.

Life-threatening? Well, I, I managed to

reach the age of 28 without any problems.

I've never watched Report of the Week,

but I keep seeing people mention it, so I

checked it out and it's just some kid

wearing a suit talking about food. It was

really boring. I don't get it.

I don't watch hentai. Hentai's weird.

It's not arousing at all.

You got bamboozled by the title of the

stream? Why? My girlfriend's here.

She's just not saying much because you

aren't asking her any questions. And her

English isn't that great, so she probably

doesn't understand what you're all talking

about.

What's my favorite masturbation material

aside gay porn? I don't watch gay porn.

I've watched it a few times, but it didn't

do anything for me. It was, it was weird.

Is my girlfriend's name something fake

like Kathy? No, her name is what her name

is.

What can I do with this live chat? I can—

participants, manage moderators, pop out

chat. Oh,

you can pop the chat out like this. I

That's interesting,

but it's kind of pointless. Restore chat.

She doesn't have an English name.

Do I ever shit in a cup and smell it?

Yep, every day. What kind of question is

that? Enable slow mode.

Automatically block spam messages.

If for some reason things don't work out

when you're in Japan, will you shorten

your trip? No, I'm gonna stay there for 3

months no matter what happens. If it

doesn't work out, then I'll just find

someone else. Do I play Overwatch?

I tried it a few times, but I couldn't get

into it. It's just way too cartoony.

The gameplay is really boring. I don't

like the characters. The weapons don't

feel like weapons, they feel like toys.

Even if there's a tsunami— if there's a

tsunami, I'd be vlogging it. It would be

Just dropped in. Where's your girlfriend?

She's lurking.

I don't think it would be appropriate if I

vlogged a tsunami. Thousands of people

just died, guys. Look at this. I'm gonna

get loads of views.

Stop swallowing into the microphone.

It's water drinking ASMR time.

I've blocked 2 people now.

Play games? Who wants me to play a game?

I recently got XCOM 2 and Ultimate

Epic Battle Simulator.

Which prefecture am I from? I'm from— I'm

from England. England is my city.

What should I do? It's kind

of awkward doing a livestream when you're

not playing a game. I don't know what to

do. How about we look at YouTube?

We'll look at her YouTube page. Everyone

go and subscribe to her. I don't know if

she would like that or not. Which one

is it? It's this one.

She has 2 videos.

Oh wait, my, my webcam's blocking

everything, isn't it? Hold on,

see if you can see it.

Just make it smaller.

She says she's getting tired.

I think it's nearly 1 AM in Japan now.

Let's see what comments she has. A true

work of art.

It's the same guy again, Channel LV.

He always spams comments on my channel.

Well, not Sven. Why is he everywhere?

Don't I get bored sitting at home doing

nothing all day? Who says I'm doing

nothing? I'm busy.

う ん

うん うん うん。 と も こ 住 んで る 場 所 言

わ ない で ね。 聞 いて る 人 が 多 い けど、

エ ッ チ な 人 い っぱ いい る。 そうだ ね。

い っぱ いい る よ。 だから。 前

に 警 告 した で しょ。 変 な 人 が

多 い って。 俺

の チャンネル は 変 な チャンネル だから、 変 な 人 が 集 ま る。 や

ら しい 質 問 無 視 して も いい よ。 俺

も 三 人 ぐ らい ブ ロ ック した し。 Kazada

da da da.

Do do do do.

Radion, I thought you lived in Japan.

Were you there on holiday?

Daniel looks like Uryū Ishida.

Who's that? Is he the guy

with the glasses? The really boring guy.

変 な

人 い っぱ いい て ご め ん ね. Oh, this guy with the

I guess he looks a bit like me.

Show us your search history. I don't have

anything because I don't use this computer

for internet stuff.

I only use my computer for gaming and

livestreaming.

What's my plan for the weekend? I'm gonna

livestream XCOM 2 tomorrow, and then maybe

on Sunday we'll livestream, um, Epic

Battle Simulator. And then I need to

download PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds,

so if you want to play PUBG,

Battlegrounds with me. Add me on Steam.

What's a news van? Hey, how did you see

that? How did you know I searched for

what's a news van? That's creepy.

I did search for what's a news van.

Because I don't understand, you know those

news reporters for news channels? They

drive around in those gigantic news vans.

With all the satellite dishes on the top.

What are those? News van.

Look,

they drive around in these fancy vans with

all this gear on the roof, and I have no

idea what it's for.

What's my username on Steam? It's Please

Don't Punch Me. It's right here.

It's right here at the bottom.

We're making fun of your search history,

but how did you see my search history?

How did you see my search history?

I can show you my search history on

YouTube.

You said I— I said I gave up on Asian

women? I did kind of give up on Asian

women, but then Tommy found me, and then I

changed my mind. And it was kind of a joke

video. It was a joke video to

troll r/happas. Because every time I make

a video talking about race, they link my

video onto the subreddit, and then I get

loads of views. And they actually thought

I was serious.

The fun— the funny thing about r/Happens

subreddit is they all think I'm being

serious when my videos are mostly

exaggerating or joking around. They don't

see the humor.

Of course I'm not giving up on Asian

women. If I gave up on Asian women, I

would never have sex again.

Unless I went for some kind of really fat

white woman.

Now, ever since they started making a fuss

about me on r/happas, I started making

trolling videos. You know, like the dick

cheese stuff and,

and, um, I like older women video. Before

the r/Happa stuff happened, my videos were

nothing like that.

Let me show you my— I don't know if I

could show you this. Hold on, I'm gonna

hide it with my webcam. Don't look at my,

my YouTube account.

Is it actually hidden? If I go to video

was that actually hidden?

Americans don't get my humor. Not all

Americans, but it seems like most of the

people on the subreddit don't get my

humor. They don't

understand. I don't

know, it's like a sarcastic way,

a sarcastic type of humor.

So this is my video list. If you go all

the way back to a

few years ago,

I made loads of vlogs in Korea and Japan

last year. They barely got any views.

I got 18,000 views on this one because I

had the camera name in the title,

and every time I put the camera

name into the video title, it would get

thousands of views guaranteed.

What's happening?

And then I made this video when I first

got to Japan last year. Everything is

shit. I felt so depressed because I felt

really alone and I felt really intimidated

by everyone and I didn't feel like talking

to anyone. And then I started making

these animated things.

Hey, let's have a look at the r/Happas

subreddit. I'm not sure if it's on here.

It should be.

They don't talk about me anymore.

There was one, um,

post about the time I was crying. They

just took the clip when I was crying and

they uploaded it somewhere else. See if I

can find it.

Ba ba ba ba ba ba.

Where is it?

I thought it was on the second page.

Oh, here it is. Hiding in my room spills

the beans on the source of his unhappiness

and becomes emotional.

Some guy said he doesn't get enough views

to get enough money to make it worthwhile

to degrade himself, open book and all,

before the camera. He's a happer going

through what a lot of us go through. I

just wish he would find some dignity about

it. Isn't a major quality of being British

dignity? No, it's the complete opposite.

Being British is about poking fun at

yourself. That's the whole idea of British

humor. Self-deprecating.

Even if you Google it, what is British

humor?

Where is it? A beginner's guide to British

humor. Heavy on self-deprecation.

Where was it? Almost undetectable

sarcasm, constant deadpan delivery.

They even have a guide for Americans to

understand British humor. It's really

We saw your history again. What history?

Hashtagify me.

Halifax. That's not my history, it's just

search recommendations.

Japan Cupid. I'm a bit scared now. I

didn't know my history is coming out on

Edge because I never use it.

Daniel の 歴 史 見 ない で

何 か 恥 ず か しい こと が 出 ちゃ う から。 Change

my YouTube channel name? Danny and Tommy.

But then if we break up, it'll be stuck

You can only change your YouTube channel

name a few times every year.

If you keep changing it, they'll say,

you've changed your name too many times,

please wait 6 months.

パクパクって何?唇の音?

Who's that? Bloody gypsies again.

Do do do do.

Do do do do.

It's not my mum; it's the Irish people.

A few nights ago, the Irish people went

crazy. There was this guy screaming at 2

AM in the morning, and then 4 police cars

came, and a fire engine, and one of those

red fire department cars. I think I talked

about this last time. And they arrested

one guy, and then after the police left,

this other guy started screaming, and then

the police came back again. They're

completely nuts.

Absolutely nuts.

Please do an Aussie accent. Australia.

I can't do it. It's really weird.

I can't— I don't understand how the

Australian accent is created.

It's really difficult to replicate.

Everyone hates the gypsies. All English

people— well, most English people don't

like the gypsies. Even the Irish people

don't like the gypsies. That's why they

kicked them out of their own country in

the first place.

My uncle lives in Australia. He lives in

Perth.

Pictures of my girlfriend.

Um, I already showed her picture on that

last video, the thumbnail.

What just happened?

Is it rude to complain about gypsies? No,

because they bring it on themselves.

They've created their bad reputation, so

they deserve to be criticized.

Gypsies are the Irish people, the Irish

Travellers. We call them gypsies here.

They all came from Ireland and they

basically live in caravans and they're

really loud. They're always causing

problems. They shoplift.

Am I going to vlog in Japan?

Yeah, I'm gonna livestream.

We're gonna go to Japan together.

Do do da da, do do do

da da.

I don't have anything against how the

gypsies live. It's just that they're

so loud. That's what I hate about them.

Why are they so loud? Why are they always

fighting with each other?

I can't get her on mic because it's 1 AM

in the morning and she can't speak. Her

parents will wake up.

Any advice for high school? Just leave.

High school is just a waste of time. I

didn't learn anything from high school or

secondary school. Everything that

I know, I've taught myself from the

Have I ever been in a fistfight? I punched

someone at school in the face once. I used

to have this friend who pretended to be a

friend, but he was actually a bully. And

one day he started saying racist things to

me and I just punched him in the face. He

didn't react. He didn't— he stopped

talking. He didn't punch me back or

Did I teach myself to read? No, but we

learned that in primary school, not

secondary school.

I taught myself how to read Japanese and

Korean.

What racist thing did he say? I can't

remember. He said something like, you

should go back to Malaysia, you don't

belong here.

Am I religious? No, I'm the furthest away

from religious you could ever get.

It just doesn't make sense to be religious

when we have science.

We have actual proof how everything was

made, how everything began.

Where is my girlfriend? She is Tommy

Michael.

Do I make a lot of money out of YouTube?

I make loads.

It's not about the money. You do

YouTube because you enjoy it.

Advanced settings.

Brightness.

I really need to piss now.

Am I going to call her Tommy?

No. 79 watches. Can we get to 100?

If we get to 100 watches, I'll take off my

How do I feel about the ice dragon on Game

of Thrones? My sister said,

would the dragon breathe ice instead of

fire? Now it's a zombie dragon.

Call her Thomas.

I was so surprised Gimmeabreakman gave me

a shoutout. I used to watch him maybe 8

years ago when I was obsessed with Japan.

How have you not watched Game of Thrones

yet? It's been out a week.

Sorry, okay, I won't spoil Game of Thrones

anymore. I thought everyone saw it

already. If you're a true fan, you'd watch

it straight away.

Is it the final— the season finale next

Just watch it on some kind of shady

website. Just type in Game of Thrones

Reddit links and you'll get it.

What do my parents do? My mum's a cleaner

and my dad is an engineer for the Navy.

The British Navy. The Royal Navy. Best

navy in the world. Who else? I saw the

news about that American battleship that

had the collision with the oil tanker.

How the hell does that happen? How can you

not see a gigantic oil tanker moving

towards you at 20 miles per hour? They

have all this state-of-the-art technology,

radar systems, and they couldn't see an

oil tanker moving towards them.

And then we got a new— yeah, we got a new

aircraft carrier. What's it called?

HMS Elizabeth, is it?

Super aircraft carrier.

I feel like battleships are kind of

irrelevant now because you can just sink a

gigantic battleship so easily with one

missile or a drone or a submarine.

They're just like gigantic targets.

Who's calling me? You, you're calling me.

HMS Elizabeth. These battleships look

so boring.

Look at these ships. Now this is what I'm

talking about. This is a real battleship.

Back when battleships were beautiful,

they were pieces of art. Look at it.

This is my kind of battleship.

Now they're just gray, gray metal

They should bring back these ships, but

fit them with modern weaponry. That'd be

so funny. Is there any point making

battleships out of steel or metal anymore?

Still, metal is stronger than wood, but

even if it's made out of steel metal, it

still gets blown up if it gets hit by a

missile. The missile is still going to

blow it to pieces. I think

Tommy's falling asleep. I'm going to go

for a piss. Uh-oh.

I'm dying for sleeping.

Mm-hmm. You sunk my battleship.

Did I wash my hands? No, I did.

I don't see the point in washing your

hands after you've pissed. It's not like I

pissed onto my hands.

I pissed into the toilet, not all over my

The Royal Navy, they should just make like

an HMS Victory just, just for a joke and

then send it over to North Korea.

I did wash them. It's just a habit now.

I washed my hands, guys.

They should make a whole fleet of HMS

Victories, 1800s-style warships, and then

just send it to North Korea. See what they

would do with cannonballs and then start

firing cannonballs at North Korea. That'd

be funny.

Will I livestream with my girlfriend in

Japan? If she wants to.

1800s Royal Navy. I love

these uniforms they used to wear with the

cross— the crossbands. I want one.

Can someone buy me one of these costumes

like this? I'd wear it outside.

I think the blue coats are French, aren't

they? I want a red coat.

1800s red coat British soldier.

I want one like— which one looks nice?

I quite like these ones. Something like

Ban me already. Why do you want to be

banned?

I like that war. What's it called? The

Crimean War.

That was an interesting war.

I love these paintings.

Look at this guy.

I can't zoom in any more than this.

Webcam's gone again. Activate.

Am I using OBS to stream? Yes, I am.

What's my daily workout routine? I don't

have one. I used to do 20 push-ups in the

morning and the evening,

but I don't do it anymore.

My viewers number's decreasing. Yeah, I

think people got bored. We didn't make it

over 100. We got to about 70,

74.

Do I have Twitter? Yeah, it's— I

think it's @Rabbitlol666.

She said she fell asleep in the toilet at

work for about 20 minutes. I told her to

go to bed earlier, but she keeps staying

up to watch the streams.

もう 寝 る？ 寝 て も いい よ。 眠 い で

しょ。 あ ん

まり 面 白 い 質 問 が ない ね。 俺も眠くなってる。

暇だ。暇だね。I've

got two days, three hours remaining on

XCOM two.

Da da da da da.

What is the meaning of life? To make more

Dead Space. Isn't Dead Space a really old

game?

How come Dead Space isn't on Steam?

Da da da da da da da

da da da da da da. Oh, there it is.

Dead Space. Dead Space 1 or 2?

I think it was too scary for me.

Oh, it's this game. I like the scene when

he gets his eyeball drilled out or

This guy's crazy. Let's put him on timeout

again. I just feel like I'm tormenting

him. I should put him out of his misery.

Why does my channel attract so many crazy

people? I'm not that crazy,

am I? I heard they're making Age

of Empires 4. Is it true? I used to love

Age of Empires.

There's so many sales right now.

Skyrim, Fallout, Elder Scrolls.

Nice guy, why are you so crazy? What's

wrong? Tell the group your problems.

We'll listen. Internet support group.

Comb my hair, it's sticking up at the

back. It's supposed to be sticking up.

It's anime hairstyle.

Shadow Warrior 2. It didn't really

interest me much. Who's my

favorite YouTuber? I guess PewDiePie.

I think he's interesting.

My girlfriend wants to make a video

talking about how much she loves me. Who

Download PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. I

have it, I just need to download it.

How long have you two known each other? I

think we started in June, early June.

What if I still look like this when I'm

40? That'd be kind of weird. If I never

aged.

You sent me a friend's request. Is that

you, Nick?

My hairline seems to be creeping upwards.

My hairline's the same. I won't go bald

because my mum's dad didn't go bald. All

of my uncles on my mum's side, they don't—

they all have hair. They're not bald.

Where's my girlfriend? She's here.

What time do I sleep? I sleep at 2 AM, 3

I don't think I'm going bald.

My dad started going bald when he was

about 21 or 22.

Shave my head at 5K subs.

That won't take long.

When will I get a haircut? Never.

I like it this length. I don't like having

short hair. The only reason I cut my hair

short before was because of that Taiwanese

girl.

She said she didn't like long hair, so I

thought if I cut my hair, she might like

me. I cut my hair and she still didn't

like me. Waste of time.

You should never have to cut your hair or

change your appearance for a girl.

Would I get fucked by another man for a

million pounds? Of course.

For a million pounds, I would do anything.

Well, maybe not anything.

If I had a million pounds, I think it

would last me for the rest of my life. I

would never have to work again. I'm pretty

sure I could make a million pounds last.

You could just put it into the bank and

then get interest money.

I want

to try that game. Where is it?

Epic Battle Simulator. I'm getting a bit

bored. Windowed mode,

graphics quality standard, play.

What is this? Steam Workshop browser.

Start game. I don't really know what you

do on this.

Turn the sound down. Is the sound actually

playing? I haven't got my earphones

plugged in.

How's the sound now?

Sorry, now it's too quiet.

Okay. We're gonna do some battle

simulator.

If I move this— where should I move this?

Move it there, and we can have the chat.

Chat can be here.

Famous YouTuber? Who's that?

Xiaorishu.

How many subs? It doesn't say how many

It's quite a lot of views.

20K subs. Why'd you hide your sub number?

Why are you stalking my channel? Because

there's a big tick next to your name and I

got curious. I've never heard of her

before. Who are you? Asian girl.

I'm suddenly very interested.

But we want to see your sub numbers.

That dramatic music's getting irritating.

Let's put it to 2.

Let's see how many lifetime views you

have. 21 million! That's a lot.

100,000,

20,000, 60,000. I'd say 100K

subs. Okay.

Let's play the game. I need to piss again.

I have the bladder the size of a golf

ball. Okay, what are we doing?

Unit category: fantasy, medieval,

evil. Can we have British people?

Redcoats.

I can't see the chat at the same time.

Um,

footman,

sci-fi festive animals, chicken,

T-Rex.

I don't get it.

Guys, stop! You'll make Tommy jealous.

She might be sleeping now. You'll make

her upset.

What if I zoom out? No,

I can't see it.

Animals medieval. Trying to

figure out how to play this. If I put this

here. Start battle.

T-Rexes. I'm gonna open the chat on my

phone. I can't see it.

Press K to start battle.

Okay, pressing K.

Right-click to possess— process.

That's weird.

They're all dying. Oh, they were

here. They all just died.

Okay, that wasn't very fair.

Exit to menu. I don't know how to play

Do I have dual monitors? I do, but I

haven't set it up.

By Camel— Camille, I don't know how to say

your name. I guess it's not Camel.

Do a livestream with Michael. I might do—

I might do a secret livestream.

I can't play a game now, you're being too

distracting.

Stormtrooper. Oh, I have to download

these. It's gonna take ages.

Samurai horse robot. Can I search for

British people?

There's no British Redcoats.

That's disappointing.

It will take all day to download

Battlegrounds. My internet's really slow.

Hmm, oh, there's amounts. I didn't know

you could change that. If I change it to

1,000,

10,000, 10,000 footmen

versus 250 T-Rexes.

How do I rotate this? Click and drag

to rotate unit. Okay.

I sound similar to your friend. Your

friend's Dave from Boyinaband?

How do you know Dave? Wait a minute,

I remember seeing an Asian girl in one of

Dave's videos. Was that you?

I used to watch Boy in a Band a lot back

You're that Asian girl in his video,

aren't you? This is really weird. Hold on,

I'm going to search it. Boy in a Band.

How come you're watching my stream?

I don't think I sound like Dave. Dave has

a northern accent. I have a super southern

Is my camera frozen again?

No. YouTube recommended it to you?

I didn't know YouTube recommended

livestreams.

I found you, I found you. You're in that

video, Appropriate Faces for 10 Genres of

Music. I watched that video.

I watched that video sometime last year.

It was pretty crazy seeing Dave interview

Chester Bennington and Linkin Park, and

then a few months later he committed

suicide. I couldn't believe it.

It's really strange when a really big

YouTuber comes onto my stream.

Um, what am I doing?

Right, T-Rexes versus footmen.

I'm pretty sure Tommy has no idea what

we're talking about, by the way.

Takara Tomy. Whoa, look at my footmen.

How do I make the camera fly upwards?

Spacebar doesn't do anything. Look at all

the footmen, there's loads of them.

Oh, my parents are back.

This is really strange.

Oh,

it's my mum.

Am I going to leave the stream now my

parents are home? No, I'm just gonna speak

a bit quietly. I don't really care if my

mum's home, it's just my dad. When my

dad's home, I feel really awkward. This

corner of Gaijin is just on this mountain.

Okay, where are the T-Rexes? This is gonna

be funny, actually.

Okay, we need to get a good Uh, viewpoint

for the battle.

Who's Mickey?

Why don't I bond with my father? Because

he's boring as fuck. Last night, me and my

dad, we sat together watching TV for about

4 hours. We didn't say one word to each

other. It was so awkward. He just sits

there like a zombie staring at the TV,

and if I say anything, he's just like, oh

yeah. It's like talking to a wall.

Drives me crazy.

Okay, everyone's dying.

Oh, they killed one.

I already know what my dad's interests

are, but they're really boring interests.

He likes gardening. He likes architecture.

I like YouTube and Game of Thrones. How am

I supposed to talk to my dad about Game of

Thrones or YouTube? He knows nothing. He

has no interest in those things. I used to

try talk to him about those things, but he

just has absolutely no reaction.

But he never asked me anything like,

how's YouTube going? How's things with

your girlfriend going?

But when my sister's home, they talk to

each other nonstop about the most boring

crap like politics or black matter or

space.

Did my camera freeze? It keeps freezing.

Who wants me to ban Nice Guy?

Okay, nice guy, you're being banned.

I'll put him on timeout. That will teach

I need to go to the toilet again.

What happened? The T-Rexes won. I think

the T-Rex is a bit overpowered. I'm going

to the toilet.

What's happening?

Um.

I don't know why I need to urinate so

much. I swear I drink one glass of water

and I ended up urinating 2 glasses. Sorry

if that's too much info.

Did I take a quick shit? No, I can't take

a shit that quickly. What's everyone

talking about?

Turned out she wasn't real. Who wasn't

real? Where's my girlfriend?

I think she's sleeping.

Tomoko,起きてる？寝てる？ Is

Tommy a girl? Yes, Tommy's a girl.

Tommy broke up with Daniel because he

loves Xiao now. I barely even know who

this Xiao person is.

Daniel needs to get the window situation

under control. Things are a bit hectic.

I need help organizing my stream. Well,

now I'm really big. I need some

sunlight in here.

Ah,起きてるんだ. And she's up.

What do I edit with? I use PowerDirector

on Android.

Can I hit on your girlfriend? No, you may

Can I make the game window smaller?

Where are the options? Exit to menu.

Options.

Um, graphics quality.

Infinite— they didn't even spell infinite

right. It says infinity. Infinite body

pile height.

Unstable on enable. The English is really

bad on this game. Unstable on enable.

Main menu, start, start game. Okay,

this time we'll have, we'll have 250

kangaroos versus 10,000,

10,000 spearmen. I think we need more

kangaroos.

5,000— no,

10,000 kangaroos.

Notting— Notting Hill Carnival. What's

These aren't kangaroos, they look like

rabbits.

Now it's raining as well,

but now my camera is blocking the whole

thing, isn't it? Shit.

The biggest carnival in London. Oh yeah,

Notting Hill's in London, isn't it? I

remember that movie with Hugh Grant. I

didn't watch it though. I'm not going to

London. It's dangerous.

This is interesting.

Oh God, are you starting with the whole

race stuff again? Not again.

Why do people always end up talking about

race?

Shao isn't my girlfriend. Why do people

keep thinking that?

Every time I do a livestream, everyone

starts talking about race.

She's, she's not my girlfriend.

Where is my girlfriend? She's half falling

asleep.

I think Nice Guy needs another timeout.

Timeout for nice guy.

300 seconds, enjoy them.

I didn't bang any Japanese women in Osaka.

Not yet. Not yet anyway.

What do I think of Central Asian women?

Where are Central Asian women from?

China?

Oh, Xiao's leaving. Nice guy was being a

dickhead the whole time. It's not because

Ryan Boundless lives in Osaka. Fuck, what

if I see him?

Would I ever record sex?

Maybe. I was thinking about it last time.

I even set my camera up to start

recording, but then I decided it wasn't a

good idea.

Oh, the kangaroos one.

I kind of regret buying this game. It's

really boring actually. You just watch

them fight.

You have to be a Patreon member to see my,

my pornographic videos.

Did Eurasian Tiger make a new channel?

His second channel got banned as well,

didn't it?

How many subscribers does his third

channel have? If he starts making those

videos again, he'll just get banned again.

I think my girlfriend's still here. She