Tour of my $1,000,000 English Mansion

Hello and welcome to this video tour of my

family home, which is behind me, in

England. I just wanted to make a quick

video showing you the inside of my home

that I grew up in, talk about the history,

show you around, and yeah, that's— that is

the plan. You may be thinking that this

could be a bad idea. Isn't it a bad idea

to advertise my expensive home? To

potential burglars and thieves? Well,

once you've seen the video, you'll realize

that there really isn't anything of value

inside of the house, and you're wasting—

you'll be wasting your time if you try.

Well, there's a pretty nice TV, but do you

really want to risk going to jail over a

TV? I don't think so. And if you do try

and enter uninvited, you will be savagely

attacked by Mrs. Mimo. So you have been

warned. If you really want to rob someone

here, then I suggest you go up the road

and rob our neighbours because they have a

much nicer house and they probably have

much nicer things inside, and we don't

really like them. And this is the front of

the house. You can see my bedroom up

there, and you can see the kitchen

extension, the garage that my grandfather

built. Still standing. There used to be a

lot of concrete constructions out here in

the front that my dad knocked down.

There used to be a greenhouse here as

well. My dad knocked that down as well. A

lot of the things my granddad built have

been knocked down by my dad when we first

moved in here, and my mum had these wooden

gates installed after my dad passed away,

which look nice, I guess, but it's kind of

annoying having to open and close it every

time you want to drive out.

And then you unbolt it here,

and then it swings like

this.

And then you put this metal thing down so

it stays in place.

Don't know if you can hear me, it's kind

of windy. And then if we go around here,

you can see this side where there's the

woodshed. Where the wood is stored,

and there's more gardens around here.

And this is the patio conservatory,

a bench,

and there's my wife.

We're going shopping. I'm gonna go and buy

a Switch, Switch Lite,

and then I'll come back and make the rest

of the house tour.

Let's go!

Is my coat in there? Maybe.

Let's go, Lady Sabrina, the one to be with

us. I'm getting a Switch. Getting a what?

Nintendo. What about you?

Don't flame us. I'm not filming. You're

talking in my face just now. You're not

stupid. You're not all

Look beautiful.

Don't you drive

Barcelona moroso? Notte giorno

di torno girando, tende belle,

tappando al riposo. What do you say?

What do you say? Yeah, children already.

Stupid children! I can't open the door.

Ah! Is that an actual mirror? Oh!

Push. I'm not

gonna walk outside. See, so much room.

Time for shopping.

Where is it? Go to secondhand shops.

Blue. Oh, stop yawning.

Don't know which color to get.

Yellow.

Yellow.

You're not very helpful,

aren't you? I don't know. I don't try.

Everything is I don't know. Yeah. Oh,

it sucked my money in. Oh no. Oh dear.

That's it. So what shall I do? Oh,

got it. Robert, take it. Look what

I got. You show

me 10 times. Daniel, are you all right?

Switch. And then you got my present.

£70 present for myself. Is it £70?

No, £220. You sure?

£220. Are you sure, Chihiro? Yeah.

You let him buy £220? It's my Christmas

present. Go home. No, go home.

Hey, this ruin your life when you was a

little boy. It's not ruining my life.

Addict to it. Never do your exam properly.

Don't need exam, got YouTube. Yeah,

look, have a shower. Shower.

It's just the mirror. Hmm, so fascinating.

It's giving me a headache.

Green tea?

Okay, 3 green tea, very cold.

Thank you.

Oh, that one is so down.

Japanese beef, roast beef, roast beef.

Better than Japanese sushi. Tell me,

is it real Japanese or black?

Black?

Is it real Japanese? No, a little bit

different. How? Because these are, uh,

Almost American law, deしょ?

American law. I think it's too— he can

share. No worries. Thank you. Is it

good? Good. Fried squid.

Okay, so we start off at the entrance.

This is the main entrance of the house.

Where we keep our shoes and our coats and

a pile of junk. To the left, there is a

guest room where the guests stay.

Currently, me and my wife are staying

here. We have 2 beds,

carpet, radiator, drawers.

Okay, so let's move on to the kitchen.

This is the kitchen. As you can see, it's

fairly big. That's because my dad built a

kitchen extension. The original size of

the kitchen was just this bit in front of

us. There used to be a wall that went

here, and that was how big

the kitchen was. It was fairly small, but

my dad built an entirely new block to

extend the kitchen, so it's

pretty big, as you can see.

Very good for having food at

this table, and there's lots of storage.

Utility room is around here, and there's a

toilet and shower,

and then we go into the living room.

Living room is here. We have TV, sofa,

conservatory. The conservatory wasn't here

originally. My dad added it onto the

house. And yeah,

there's a bunch of chairs. This is such a

boring idea for a video. Jesus Christ.

This is the living room, the main living

room where we usually relax and watch TV.

There's a fireplace which is very nice

during the winter.

And what else do we have?

Um, yeah, let's go on to the next area.

This is the— this is the hallway.

Not much to say about that. This is the

second living room. I'm not sure why

there's 2 living rooms, but we don't use

this room much. There's a piano It's

not valuable, it's just crappy old wooden

cheap piano that's all out of tune.

It's not an antique. And we have a

big TV that

is bolted, bolted into the wall, so I

don't think you'll be able to lift that

out unless you had some power tools.

Uh, it's kind of dark in here because my

mum got these shutters to

shut things.

Well, we have an office room here which is

currently being used as a junk room.

A lot of junk in here. Old fridge.

This used to be the main entrance. This

used to be a door here But my dad decided

to close it off and make it into a little

room. This is the only room that's been

unfinished. Look at the walls. This is

what the house used to look like before my

dad fixed it up. My granddad thought that

purple and yellow was a good color

combination for the wallpaper and the

interior of the house. It's kind of sad my

dad never got to finish this last room.

Before he left us. A lot of his

tools are still in here as well.

You can see these tools, nuts and bolts,

little spanners and stuff. Those are all

his. Haven't gotten around to sorting this

room out.

And this orange suitcase used to belong to

my Korean girlfriend. I can't remember why

she left it here. So we got the stairs and

then we are on the 2nd floor where we are

greeted by 2 bathrooms left and

right. We have a sink,

washroom mirror— that

is me— and we have a toilet,

shower, nothing really special.

It's okay. And the second bathroom,

we have a bathtub. I think

that's my towel. No, I hung the towel up,

it's not mine. We have a mirror, toilet,

sink, window. It's quite a nice bathroom.

And then if we turn around, we have this

electronic gizmo that my dad actually made

all by himself. He got this casing and

somehow programmed it, put some kind of— I

don't know, like a processing chip that

controls the heating of the house. I don't

understand how it works. It's his

own design. Can't buy that in the shops.

And then we have laundry, window, Where

you can see out onto the driveway.

Garage. My granddad built that garage.

It's still standing. And we have papers

on the floor, a red filing cabinet which

is full of papers that my dad stored.

I don't know what kind of information they

have. Mecha instructions for outfit

number 6. Oh, it's Meccano.

And then we have my bedroom. This is where

my cat is. Oh look, it's Mrs. Mimo. Are

you going to heroically defend the house

if anyone robs us? What say you?

Oh well, you're just gonna leave? That's

not very friendly. How rude!

Who said you could sleep on my bed? Um,

yeah, so this is my bedroom. This is where

I used to play computer games all day

long, and this is where I used to make

YouTube videos before I moved to Japan.

I've got a lot of computing stuff, an Xbox

One controller.

But I don't have an Xbox One, so why do I

have it? I don't know. We have an empty

iPad Pro box. There's no iPads in there.

My good old blue computer chair.

Um, yeah, that's my bedroom. Nothing too

special. A lot of clothing. Oh,

why is this here? This is one of my

favorite jumpers. I guess I didn't bring

it to Japan because when I went to Japan

it was summer. Glad to see that again

because I'm getting fed up with these

brown jumpers. It's nice to have

variation. Uh, what else could I show you?

Well, there's my sister's room, but I

don't think I want to show you in there.

She might be upset if I open it.

I'll give you a quick sneak peek.

Yeah, it's not that interesting.

Double bed. There's also a balcony.

Balcony's here, and there's air

conditioning heater fan extraction fan

thing units on the outside. I remember

helping my dad lift those out onto

this balcony. He said, Daniel, can you

help me for a second? And I said, oh,

okay. I didn't like helping because

I was too busy playing video games,

and I used to find it annoying when he

asked me for help. Now I feel bad because

I should have helped more. Oh well, it's

too late now. So that's my sister's room.

Oh, here you can see a crack, a crack

in the bathroom door because that was

about 16 years ago when I was about 14 or

15. Me and my sister had a big fight over

the computer and I got angry and I kicked

the door. I didn't realize I kicked it

that hard, but it cracked the wood and I

tried covering it up by painting I used

Warhammer paint, white paint, to try and

cover it up. My dad found out and he was

very angry. Interestingly, he never fixed

it. I guess it's too much work to replace

an entire door just because of a tiny

crack. So this is the first

computing area. This is where our first

computer was, and this is where I used to

play World of Warcraft when I was about

17. And I used to play it until very late

into the night. And because my parents'

room's right there and the bed's right

around the corner, my dad used to get very

angry. He would tell me to go to bed and I

would ignore him. One night I was raiding

Molten Core with my friends and then he

just came out and switched the power off

by the mains when I was in Molten Core.

Can you believe that? I was so angry. Me

and my dad had a lot of arguments about

World of Warcraft. And then when I was

about 18, I got my own computer and I

stopped using this area, and then it

became my dad's computing area. This is

where he used to sit to, um,

write emails and do work, plan things for

the house. It hasn't really been touched

much since he passed away,

so it's kind of left as it was the last

time he used it. Which is kind of sad now

to think of it. When I look, when I look

at this area, I can just imagine him still

being here and I can kind of feel his

presence.

I'm not sure what this blue machine is,

and there's a lot of piping wires down

there.

I think that's everything. It feels like

it's a big house, but then there's not

really that many rooms. It doesn't feel

that huge inside. From the outside it

looks big, but from the inside— I guess

it's because I'm used to it now— doesn't

feel like it's very big.

Yeah, this is where I used to live from

the age of 10 until about 28,

I used to live here with my parents. Now I

live in Japan. I do miss the place

sometimes,

and it's going to be very sad when we have

to sell it. I don't know if we'll have to

sell it. Maybe me and my sister could just

keep it if we can afford to.

I wouldn't want to sell it. There's a lot

of sentimental value for me in this place.

Sometimes money just isn't that important.

So I hope you enjoy my— hope you enjoyed

my house tour. Sorry if it was kind of

boring. I guess there's a lot more things

I could have talked about, but I don't

really want the video to be going on and

on and on forever.