this is my favorite place in Osaka

As we get to the top, you'll see an

amazing city skyline of

Umeda. It's going to blow you away. I used

to love coming here, especially at night.

It, it looks even better at night. I don't

know if we wait until night. Here's the

skyline. Oh, look at

that! Blows me away every time.

Umeda Skyline. You got the Umeda Sky

Building, I think that's what it's called,

and you can see the Ferris wheel.

You got 2 train lines. That's the JR line,

and then you got Hankyu line over there.

Which goes into Hankyu Hamada.

Oh, the bread's all soggy,

like it's turning back into dough. Look at

Have you ever seen A more beautiful

I want to live here.

If I could live anywhere, I want to live

It's cheap, it's pretty, and it has

sentimental value to me. This is not just

like any random river in Japan.

Sure, there's probably places like this in

Tokyo, Nagoya, but it wouldn't be special

to me.

This is definitely new. I don't remember

this bit. They put this new fencing up.

It looks like they cut down all the long

grass where I had intercourse in.

I think it was here. I don't remember this

concrete ledge. Oh, what was that? He just

cast his line right next to me. Was that

his line or was it just a

splash? I thought he cast his line right

there.

Oh, is that a squirrel? What the

fuck's that? What's that yellow-red

thing? Did you see it?

It looked like an orange rat.

Oh, there it is. I think it's like

a little gopher. Oh, it's probably digging

these holes. Oh, there it is!

Can you see it? What is

that?

It looks like a weasel, like a baby

weasel.

That's no squirrel. I have no idea what it

is. A stout?

It's got like a black face.

It looks like a meerkat.

Oh, oh, there's a dead fish! It got a dead

fish! It just pulled a massive dead fish

out of the water, and the thing is

massive. I don't think I should show that.

Oh, they close at 11.

People are waiting to go in.

How many bloody kids they have? But these

two families solving the population

crisis. They've got like four kids each.

I'm hungry. I don't want to wait in there.

There's people waiting.

What do I do? I press this.

Wow, robots.

Wow, am I going to get a room?

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そ。 はい。 わ あ、 広 い ね。 行

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ありがとうございます。

I get my own little room? You 're kidding

me! This is fucking great! Oh my God, I

get my own little room! No way! I get

my own room. What? This is the best

yakiniku place ever. Oh my god!

Look at this. I don't know if I pee first.

A solitary yakiniku.

Mm,

it's slightly

crispy.

I didn't

want udon. Oh my God.

Oh, I got the katsudon. I thought that

udon was like tiny bowl. I can't believe

it. I walked all the way to avoid udon.

Now I ended up with Freaking udon.

I guess it looks good though. Where are my

chopsticks?

Um,

do cinematic shot.

I feel like this is not much better than a

konbini bento.

God damn it, chose the worst meal.

And I've got some little yellow pickles.

Yeah, I'm full already.

Oh my God, can I take it home or what?

The annoying thing is if I force myself to

eat everything, I'll still be hungry

tomorrow. But if I eat half now and eat

half tomorrow, I won't be hungry tomorrow.

My Lawson hambagu was better and it only

cost ¥700, I think. I'm not

coming here again. Give it

2 out of 10. And the yakiniku,

so expensive. ¥4,000 for tabehodai.

I've been to that big camera with Chihiro.

Oh no, that's the street that goes to her

place. I remember we came that way, came

down the street, crossed the road, and we

went to that big camera.

I forgot what we bought. I think I was

probably looking for camera stuff. And

then we walked down this street before as

well. Oh, this is like the courthouse