lunch with daniel

What was that sound? I heard something.

Pineapple juice is my

favorite.

Oh.

Oh, I dropped it.

Testing. Hello.

Testing.

Um, that was

a very nice lunch.

Okay, let's get to work.

First things first,

pineapple.

Okay, so first I need to explain. Why I

keep changing the title to my last video.

Um, basically my wife's friends were

not happy with it. Originally, the title

was Meeting a Filipino Girl, and I used

her face in the thumbnail. She wasn't

happy about it, and she messaged my wife

yesterday saying

that they weren't happy with it and they

wanted me to either take it down or blur

their faces. So I blurred their faces.

Using the automatic blurring tool,

and they weren't happy with some of the

comments calling them a you know what.

I made a video explaining it better, so

I'll upload that later tonight.

It's so annoying. They gave me permission

to be in the video, and then the next day

they didn't want to be in the video. So

silly. If they didn't want to be in the

video, why did they let me film them in

the first place?

What did they expect? It's YouTube.

People say rude things on the comment

sections on pretty much every video on

YouTube. There weren't many people saying

rude things. It was mostly positive.

They gave me permission, so why are they

complaining? I don't get it. They said

they felt like their privacy was being

violated. How is their privacy being

violated just by showing their faces? So

every time you go outside, you think your

privacy is being violated?

People don't go to McDonald's and then

when the cashier looks at their face,

they don't think that their privacy is

being violated. People get so uptight

about their face. It's just a face. Got a

nose and an eye and some lips. Why do

people care so much about it? I don't care

if people see my face. Look, here's my

face. Screenshot it, print it,

plaster it around your town. I couldn't

care less. Put it on a t-shirt. It's just

a stupid face.

People get so, uh, about their face

all the time.

It's just a nose and lips and eyes on,

on a head. Who cares, really?

And then people get upset when I take

pictures of strangers and I put their face

on the thumbnail. They say, oh, I don't

think that stranger would like it if they

knew you're using his face as a thumbnail.

Who cares, really? I wouldn't care if

someone used my face. People use my face

all the time for thumbnails. I don't care.

And this is the second time this happened.

Do you remember the livestream I did

outside and then my wife livestreamed me?

I mean, my wife stream sniped me. What did

I say? I was doing a livestream, my wife

found me, she stream sniped me with her

friend. I filmed her friend, and then the

next day her friend was complaining

because she was on my livestream.

And then it happened again on Sunday.

Why do they care so much about being

filmed? What is the big problem? I don't

get it. Can someone explain?

I don't understand why people care so much

about privacy. No one cares about you.

You're just some random person. You're not

the President of America. To everyone

else, those people, they're just random

people who appeared in the street. Or the

video. They're not important. No one cares

about them. They think everyone cares

about who they are so much, as if they're

really important people.

I don't think I will ever get it.

Privacy. But who cares?

I'm not sure how much I can expose.

Explain the situation.

Need to be careful about what I say.

Um, I just

find it weird how people don't care

about people seeing their faces when they

go outside in public, But then they make a

big fuss when their faces are shown on the

internet. Why? If I go outside now,

everyone who walks past me will see my

face. If you go outside,

everyone's going to see your face unless

you have a mask.

I hate those words, privacy issues. Have

to blur out people's face because of

privacy issues. Well, how come people

don't blur their faces out in real life

then? If privacy is such a big issue, how

come people don't just walk around Hiding

their faces all the time. How come people

go outside, they don't care if people see

their faces then, but if it's TV or

YouTube or Google Maps, you have to blur

them out? It doesn't make any sense.

If I want to secretly film you and put you

on YouTube, that's my choice, not yours.

Go cry to mummy about it.

Now my wife doesn't want to introduce me

to any of her friends anymore because

every time that I've met one of her

friends, I was either streaming or I made

a video, and then her friends got upset.

So I don't think I'll be meeting any of

her friends anymore.

How you convinced someone to marry me in

the first place is beyond me. I didn't

convince her to marry me, she convinced me

to marry her. Oh, do I have to explain

all over again? I didn't ask my wife to

marry me. It wasn't my idea.

It was her idea, so don't give me all

that. How did you trick her into marrying

you?

I was going to blur their faces out, but

then at the end of the day when we

were saying goodbye, they said to me, you

don't have to blur our faces out, we don't

mind being in the video. So I uploaded

it showing their faces, and then next day

they started complaining about it to my

So weird.

Did I buy the sex doll? No, I probably

won't buy a sex doll. It's too much money,

a bit of a waste. I'd rather save the

just use my hand. I found this pretty good

channel on Pornhub called Luna X James.

Someone suggested it to me— suggested it

to me on Twitch. And they do

vlogs traveling, but they have sex as well

and they film it. And the girl's really

hot,

and the video quality is amazing. They're

really good at filming and lighting and

camera angles. It looks really well made.

That guy, those 2 people, they're living

the dream. Traveling the world, having

great sex, filming it, making money off of

having sex.

So much better than being a YouTuber. I

can't even show you my dick on YouTube,

get demonetized or banned. I should

make a porn Pornhub channel.

They have a YouTube channel as well, it's

called OKKO or something.

They only have 15K— they only have 15,000

Maybe I should start making sex vlogs,

put it onto a Pornhub channel.

The tricky thing is filming is finding

someone who's okay with filming. Most

girls wouldn't like it.

Oh, thank you. Be honest, does your wife

still beat you? Also, can you rehash the

stories of physical abuse for us for some

context? Um, she hasn't been beating

me recently.

The time I made a video about it was this

time when she got really angry and then

she was hitting my head like that. It

wasn't really a big deal, it's just a bit

of, a bit of mild

violence.

Sometimes she hits me on the head, like

jokingly,

nothing serious.

The, the video got demonetized. I don't

know why. Just talking about being abused

is enough to get the ads taken off,

apparently.

Oh, it's so hot today. So over 30 degrees.

I was gonna go outside. I need to get some

GoPro footage for my second channel. I

don't have anything to film. I don't have

A bit stuck. I could

just walk around some Japanese street,

upload that as a video. Don't really feel

like going outside though.

Don't really feel like doing anything

actually.

Oh, thank you, Synthetica.

Where's the message?

Um.

There's plenty of girls who would love to

make porn. My dream is finding someone

to marry and make porn with. You have to

find the right girl.

Very tricky. I should make— I should have

made a video saying I'm looking for a

travel porn partner.

Too late now.

I can't

stream outside until next week because I

used all my data and they're charging me

¥500 for every extra 500 megabytes I use.

So if I use a gigabyte, they're going to

charge me $10. So I'm

waiting for next month for my data to

Am I playing WoW? No, I play Rainbow Six

on Twitch. If you want to watch me stream

games, I stream on Twitch.

It's twitch.tv/danielhichima,

and it's basically the same as what I'm

doing now, but I play games whilst

talking. It's amazing.

We have so much fun.

Trying to find a new game to play. I'm

thinking about a horror game like Resident

Evil 2, or maybe Minecraft.

I'm not sure what kind of game I want to

play. I want to play a game where we could

all meet up on the game, all of us

together, and then we could build

something together like a town.

Why am I streaming games now? Because I've

always wanted to stream games, but I feel

like most people here don't care about

games. So I made a Twitch channel a long

time ago. I used to stream on Twitch last

year, but then I stopped. But now I

started streaming again, and the people—

I want to build a channel on Twitch for

people who are interested in games.

Why are my past Twitch streams sub only?

So I can get more subs from

the people who want to see the past

I think a horror game would be fun, so

it's all scary and then we're helping each

other to survive. Resident— the new

Resident Evil 2 remake looks amazing, the

graphics. I don't know if I have the

patience to play it though. I get very

irritated with puzzles and I get irritated

when I get lost. I don't like backtracking

in games. Resident Evil 2 has a lot of

backtracking. Well, the original did. You

had to go from one room and then go to one

part of the police station station, then

get some key, go back to another part of

the police station, go here, go there, go

here, go there. And then you have this

stupid storage chest where you have to

manage your inventory so you, so you can

carry the right things. I don't know if

I'd like it. I don't have the patience for

games like that anymore.

Stupid Shirt won't stay in place.

Why is my shirt like that? Because I'm

hot. Usually I'd be sitting around naked,

but since I'm doing a stream, I thought

I'd wear a shirt for you guys.

Play Dark Souls? Is it scary? I want

a cool story, nice atmosphere, fun

gameplay.

When did I start vaping? 2 days ago.

Is it just me or is the stream very

choppy? It's not very smooth. I don't know

why, it just seems kind of choppy.

Exit Chrome.

Maybe if I close my video editor,

maybe it's better now.

Who used to play Star Wars Galaxies? That

game would be great for us. We could find

a little patch of ground on a planet,

make a guild, make a town.

I want to make something with the viewers,

something we can be proud of, so we can

have a place to gather and meet up

digitally. Maybe we can have an orgy.

What about World of Warcraft and we go to

that role-playing server and we all get

naked? Goldshire Inn.

What's my Twitch? I need to set up a timer

thing. Let me link it here.

That should work. Twitch.tv Oh,

what time is it? Let me link it here.

Minecraft. I could make a Minecraft server

and then we can make a city. I could have

a big castle for myself and then all you

people can have little shacks. We can make

a little slum town for you people and I'll

have a big fancy castle. And then maybe

people who donate, they can get a better

quality house. So I need some builders who

are going to help me build the houses,

and then we'll have— we'll have poor

quality shacks for the, you know,

low-level people. Oh, thank you,

Emily. Do you think Chihiro would ever be

your serial hub travel buddy? I doubt it.

She would never quit her job to do that,

and she would never be okay for Filming

herself and showing it to people.

So maybe Patreon members or Twitch sub

people, they can have a special house

which is higher quality, and then everyone

else who who's just a viewer, they can

have the low quality little box, the slum

area, and then I'll have a massive castle

for myself. This is quite a good idea.

Maybe I'll get Minecraft. I have to buy

Minecraft and then make a server. I don't

know how to make a server.

Is the server international? Because I

have a very international audience.

And then we can have a gathering area

where we have parties and boxing events

maybe, and then the winner could win

prizes.

Why discriminate? Well, I need to reward

the people who pay with something.

I'll be the mayor And then I need a second

mayor who deals with things. And then I

need— I need a name for people in charge,

like a moderator kind of person.

Like general or officer.

And then everyone else would have the

peasant title.

And I'll have a secret sex dungeon that I

bring special viewers only.

We'll call it HIMR land, and then we'll

also create my enemies' lands, and then

we'll attack them with TNT.

When did I start this stream? Half an hour

ago. Not sure what to do today.

I made the video for the main channel

that'll go up midnight when my wife is

sleeping. I'll upload it when she's

sleeping. That way, if she wants me to

take it down, then at least it will get

views overnight before I have to take it

down. See, I'm using my head.

I need GoPro footage. I don't know what to

But I think I'll just get bored of it.

I'll play it for about 20 minutes, try and

make a castle, then I'll get fed up, go

back to Rainbow Six. I'm too lazy to even

play games. Minecraft,

you need a lot of patience to build stuff,

and I just don't have the patience to do

it unless someone else wants to do it for

but then I have to pay $30 to get

Minecraft.

Some people recommended Rust. What's Rust

I don't want to pay for Minecraft.

Minecraft or Rust? Why do you care

so much if people like you? I don't. I'm

just interested to see how many people

like me. 55% said they like me.

So to all the people who keep saying

everyone hates you, Daniel, shows how

wrong they are. Only 45% people hate me.

Oh, thank you, Tracy S. Minecraft or

Stardew Valley? Play mainly with your

Patreon members. Hmm,

Minecraft or Stardew Valley, and play

mainly with your Patreon members or give

them special privilege. Good way to push

your Patreon membership too. I didn't

know Stardew Valley is online. Minecraft

sounds quite fun,

and then I could offer it as a special

reward. Special reward,

uh, Minecraft tier. You get a— you get a

big fancy castle on my Minecraft server,

only $50 a month. Isn't that strange?

That'd be kind of funny actually. It'd be

like they're paying rent for a Minecraft

but I have to make a very nice looking

castle. That will take me ages. I want a

big fancy castle for myself, and then I'll

have nicer smaller castles for the people

who pay, and then everyone else,

they can just have little boxes, little

Interesting, interesting. I'm very

intrigued by this idea. What else could we

do on Minecraft?

But what if someone comes and starts

destroying the whole place? I don't want

people to be able to build stuff because

they'll just end up wrecking it. They'll

build all this rubbish. Dick statues and

stuff like that.

Am I an otaku? I don't think so.

Do I hate my non-paying fans? No, I love

everyone, but I think the people who do

give me money, they deserve something

extra as a reward.

Hi Daniel. Hi Melanie.

The whole point of Minecraft is building.

Why would they pay for a shack? That's

true. Why would they pay to be able to get

a building when the whole point of playing

it is to build stuff yourself?

Because If I

give everyone building privileges,

there's going to be some annoying people

who just wreck the whole server and they

build a massive bridge or something in the

middle of it.

I'm not too sure about the settings on

Minecraft. I'm not sure what you can do,

what you can't do. Although it would be

pretty funny if everyone had building

privileges. And then I woke up the next

morning, logged in, and then there's like

a massive sprawling city built by 100

people. I don't even know how many people

who watch my channel would be interested

in playing on a Minecraft server that's

run by me.

Maybe I'll buy it later tonight and then

download it

and then try and figure out how to make a

server. Is it difficult? To make a

multiplayer server. Do you

think this microphone sounds good? I

bought it last year before my dad died,

and then my dad got ill. I didn't even get

to use it.

Luckily my wife didn't throw it away, she

Yes, I'm thinking about making a Minecraft

server, so We can play together.

Danny, please say hi to me. I've been a

fan for a year. Hello, um, I can't

read your name. It's in Chinese. Very

sorry about that.

I had a really nice time at the mountain,

actually. The video didn't do too well for

views, but I had a good time socializing,

getting some good physical activity,

seeing a cool place in Japan. That

mountain was pretty cool. Very nice red

gates everywhere, nice atmosphere.

I want to do it again actually. I want to

go somewhere else, but this time without

my wife's annoying friends who get in the

way. And I made a GoPro video as well on

my second channel, which is 4K, much

higher quality, no talking, and it's just

like a handheld walkthrough. So if

you want to see that, I think that's

better than the main channel vlog because

I show you more of the place, better

quality, and there's no interruption

from me talking.

Um,

did I—

no.

Daniel, I want to meet you even if it's

only for 5 minutes. Are you a girl?

How old am I? I'm 30.

I'm a 30-year-old man.

What other games could I play? I'm

thinking about getting Resident Evil 2.

I'm not sure. I like the story and I like

the atmosphere on Resident Evil 2, but it

looks so scary. I thought the remake of

Resident Evil 2 was just the same game but

with better graphics. I thought it'd have

the same mechanics, same camera angles,

but it's like a completely new game. It's

third person, you aim with

an aiming aimer. Not like Resident Evil 2

where you just— you had on Resident Evil

2, you had to hold down the shoulder

button and then he aims his gun upwards

and then you shoot. You couldn't even see

where you were shooting.

And the zombies look so realistic in

Resident Evil 2. They look creepy. I don't

like the way you can shoot them multiple

times in the head but they don't die until

you've shot them about 5 times in the

head. That's weird. How strong are their

skulls? You think one shot would be

enough to destroy a zombie's brain?

They must have very strong skulls.

I can't get my shirt to stay.

I'm using this hair clip to clip

it at the back, but it keeps coming loose.

Play Dark Souls.

Dark Souls never really interested me.

I used to play Resident Evil 2 when I was

10 years old. It gave me nightmares for

years. And years.

Couldn't sleep. I kept getting nightmares

that I was trapped in a building full of

zombies. Why don't

I take off my shirt?

I, I feel kind of embarrassed being half

How does it feel to be 30? Honestly, I

feel exactly the same as when I was 15. I

don't feel any different. I don't feel in

pain. I don't feel different mentally.

My body is just the same as when I was 10.

I mean, as when I was 20 or 18.

I look the same. I haven't gotten fatter.

I haven't gone gray. I haven't gone bald.

That's good.

My uncle said the same thing. My uncle's

about 60— no, he's 70. No, he's 67. And he

said to me he feels the same as when he

was 20 or 30.

Resident Evil 2 is a bit expensive. I

don't want to spend £45 on a game that I

might not like, and I can just watch it on

YouTube. There's a full, full gameplay

walkthrough on YouTube, 6 hours long. I

just watch that and then get the

experience.

I don't get any pains. I walked up that

mountain on Sunday. My legs are fine.

I don't have any aches anywhere. My wife

said she has an ache in her lower back.

So everyone says I'm so unhealthy because

I'm so skinny, but I climbed a bloody

mountain. I ran up those steps and I

didn't even get any leg pains the next

day. None at all. Zero leg pain.

I feel quite proud of myself. Better than

Mount Fuji. Mount Fuji looks really

boring. I watched Ice Poseidon's

livestream of Mount Fuji and it looks kind

of dull. It was just a big path that went

up a slope, but the one I went to was in a

jungle. There were trees all over the

mountain. Mount Fuji is a volcano, isn't

it? There were no trees.

It's called Mount Inari, the one I

went to.

Mount Inari. Oh shit,

doesn't it surprise you when you, you open

Chrome but you forgot that the last time

you were looking at Chrome you were

watching porn and you just left the page

open, and then you go back to your phone a

few hours later, you go to press Chrome

and there's, there's a naked hot Japanese

girl getting fucked.

Now I feel turned on. What was I going to

do? I was going to— oh yeah, I remember.

I'm trying to think about what I want to

buy next. I don't think a love doll would

be a good investment.

I'm not sure.

The mountain you climbed is about 2.5

times taller than Mount Fuji. Are you

sure? It wasn't that long to, um, get to

the top. Took about an hour.

Mount Inari Wikipedia.

It's called Fushimi Inari Taisha,

the head shrine of the Kami Inari,

located in Kyoto Prefecture. The shrine

sits at the base of a mountain also named

Inari, which is 233 meters above sea

It's a pretty cool place. I recommend

going.

The shrine became the object of imperial

patronage during the early Heian period.

In 965, Emperor Murakami decreed

that messengers— messengers— can't say

that word— messengers carry written

accounts of important events to the

guardian kami of Japan. What a waste of

time.

The shrine was relocated in 816.

The main shrine structure was built in

1499.

Well, should I go to— I'm gonna go to more

places now. I want to go to more touristy

sightseeing places.

Can you say trousers?

Okay,

trousers.

Where should I go next?

Maybe I should livestream next— the next

place I go to instead of making a video,

which would get terrible views probably.

Let's just livestream it instead.

Go to a maid cafe. No, I would never go

to a maid cafe. It looks so embarrassing.

I've seen other people go there and it's

just really lame.

And most of the maid cafes, they don't let

you film.

I might go to— oh, I was gonna go to the

love hotel district with my GoPro, walk

around outside of the love hotels, see if

I can Secretly film any couples coming

out. They might be cheating. Is it wrong

to film couples coming out of hotels if

they're cheating on someone else?

Oh, I noticed something funny about my

gun. I got this gun to scare away crows

outside because, because there's— because

there's these crows that

keep coming and they sit outside the

buildings and they keep making crow

noises. So I used to shoot them. I didn't

hit them with the bullet. I'm not that

good. At shooting, and the wind always

blows the pellet in a different direction.

But the, the sound— and maybe they can see

the little orange ball moving towards

them— it scares them away. And now every

time they come back and I, and I open the

balcony door holding my gun, they fly away

before I even shoot. It's like they know,

they've learned that if they make noise,

I'm going to come out with my Air gun.

All I did this morning— they were sitting

outside making crowing sounds. All I did

was walk outside onto the balcony holding

it and they flew away. I didn't even fire

it. They're clever.

I'm wondering if I can train them to not

make any noise. Because every time they

make a noise, they should— they should

have learned that I'll shoot them with my

It doesn't hurt. My wife shot me with it.

Look, I'll shoot myself right now. It

doesn't hurt at all. Okay, maybe it will

at this range.

Okay, I'm gonna shoot my leg.

It didn't hurt. Okay, it hurts a little

bit. It was like someone flicking you like

this. That's it.

So don't start crying about me hurting

crows. If I shot my leg, at that range,

point-blank, and it barely hurt, then if

they're all the way over there, it's not

going to hurt at all. And they have

feathers. If I shoot— if I shoot my leg

when I'm wearing trousers, I can't feel it

Last time I did a stream and I was talking

about shooting the crows, a bunch of

people started getting upset, saying it's

cruel. It's just a little plastic ball.

It's a toy for kids. It's not gonna be

painful.

It doesn't hurt. Let me shoot you. I'll

show you how much it doesn't hurt. Play

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic.

Republic. Republic. Is it any good?

I tried it and it was kind of rubbish. It

was like a World of Warcraft clone. Play

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic.

I want an open-world sandbox MMO where You

can build your own town. I want to build a

guild and I'll be guild master, and then

people can come and join it. We can play

together and I can stream it.

Maybe I should do a community post poll:

Minecraft or something

else? I think Minecraft is the best option

because we can build stuff. The thing I

don't like about Minecraft is it looks so

childish, so blocky. I want— I wanted

something more realistic looking.

If only there was a Minecraft game that

didn't look like Minecraft.

Oh, thank you, Emily. Sing Happy Birthday

for me. I don't like singing.

I'm very bad at singing.

Daniel brings the hate upon himself

because Daniel is a terrible person.

Well, if I'm such a terrible person, how

come 55% people like me? I'll do a do you

like you poll, and I bet it's going to be

80% people people hate you. I'm gonna take

screenshots of all the stupid things you

say, Bowser, and then I'll make a

community poll asking people if they like

you. Ah, see,

see who's laughing now. See how you

like it when,

um, you get hated.

Why did you take down the stream after you

uploaded it on Friday? Because the stream

archive is only for paying members on

Patreon.

Premium content.

Premium content for special patrons.

Oh, thank you, Clone Guy. Play Arma 3.

I haven't heard of that before. There's

one game called What's it called? It's a

tactical war game. My dick's

flopping out. I should put some trousers

on. What's it called? Armor. Oh,

it is Armor 3. Is that the game I'm

thinking about? It's this big tactical war

game. Play Armor 3.

Put up one stream for non-paying members.

It could do. The streams are

the premium content,

behind the scenes bonus footage.

Oh, thank you, Paris Hilton.

How far along are you, sweetie? What do

you mean? Far along where? How far

along am I doing what?

Trying to think what game to play.

Steam. If only Minecraft was on Steam,

it'd be so much easier. What about a

multiplayer co-op game that's horror?

There's this game called Dead by Daylight.

It's a multiplayer co-op survival game

where you have 4 survivors and they have

to survive, and then one person plays the

evil monster guy and he's trying to track

down the other players. That could be

interesting. I think he's implying

you're pregnant. I'm not pregnant.

Do you like my, my, what's it called,

something Klein, Pierre Klein

pink boxer shorts?

Armor 3, let me look it quickly.

Arma 3 Ultimate Edition,

£78. Experience true

combat gameplay in a massive military

sandbox, deploying a wide

variety of single and multiplayer content.

Over 20 vehicles, 40 weapons, limitless

opportunities for content creation.

Sounds a little bit too serious for me.

I don't think I'd have the patience for

it. It looks interesting.

Walking around Osaka in the rain is the

last Patreon stream. The one that people

need to see is called Lunch with Daniel.

I haven't I haven't linked that on Patreon

yet. Maybe I'll just download that stream

and then upload the bit when I get angry

on my second channel. I'm not sure.

Would you ever play games with your fans?

Yeah, that's why I'm thinking about making

a Minecraft server, and then we can all

play together, build stuff. We could build

an amazing castle. With a big bridge that

goes up into the sky and then links to a

tower. And then I can have my own personal

room, and then I can bring fangirls

into the room. We can strip and have

e-sex.

Sounds like a great idea.

Play Outlast. What's Outlast?

Hell is an experiment you can't survive in

Outlast, first-person survival horror

game. Hmm, looks kind of scary.

Oh, thank you.

Ray. Hi Daniel, good to see you. I still

don't know why it censors my name in the

donations.

Oh, it's Elvis the Alien, my best friend.

Hello.

What brings you here?

Let's collab. About what?

You have to donate to collab.

No, you don't.

My best friend Ice Poseidon and Elvis and

PewDiePie.

Outlast is £15.49,

kind of expensive. I don't know, Resident

Evil 2 Ooh, looks good, but that's £45.

So difficult. There's so many games and so

little time.

Should I shoot my hand? I'll shoot my hand

if I get another donation.

I'll shoot it off screen just in case, to

be family friendly.

I could make a donation goal, couldn't I?

$2, I will shoot my hand.

Stick to Minecraft. Yeah, I think

Minecraft would be more fun.

Do I still watch anime? No,

I just don't find it interesting. I don't

watch anything now I think about it.

I watch— I watch Ice Poseidon when he

I look so cool when I do vape.

Why don't I do a sleep stream?

Wouldn't that be really boring? We'd just

be sleeping. And the only reason why Ice

Poseidon's sleep stream was interesting

was because people triggered the

text-to-speech and then it woke him up.

My wife wouldn't be happy if she kept

getting woken up. She has work the next

But you said you used to watch anime.

Yeah, I used to. Not now. When I was a

teenager, then I grew up. Most people,

they grow up, they stop watching it.

Unlike certain people like the Anime Man

who makes an entire entire YouTube channel

all about anime. How sad is that?

I just feel like those streams where they

just sleep or they do nothing, they're

kind of insulting. It's like they're

saying, I'm just gonna sleep, please give

me money whilst I do nothing. It's like

a desperate cash grab. When I do streams,

I only do streams when I feel like There's

something to talk about or something fun

to do, not just sitting around doing

nothing.

Otherwise, I just turn the stream on, put

it over there, and then sit here playing

Rainbow Six in silence. Playing Rainbow

Six in silence livestream.

Chris Broad has officially run out of

content. He, he's eventually gonna run out

of content, isn't he? When he goes to

every place in Japan. How long has he been

in Japan? He's been in Japan for ages.

Japan's just a tiny country. Eventually

he's gonna run out of tourist places to

visit, and then what's he gonna do?

Remake the old videos? Recycle stuff?

What exactly is today's topic to talk

about? Uh, I was talking about my

wife's friends not being happy with

being in my video, so I had to edit it.

I had to blur their faces out. They gave

me permission to not blur their faces out,

then the next day they They changed their

People are not allowed to change their

mind after they've told me something.

Doesn't make me feel happy.

Uh, there's so many things I need to do.

I need to think of a game to play. I need

to buy Minecraft. I need to find somewhere

to make a GoPro video. And then,

and then Nothing

really.

Do you think Abroad in Japan would be as

successful as a channel if he was in China

or India or some other country that's not

Japan? What if his channel

was abroad in Indonesia? I don't think his

channel would be so big.

What's vaping like? It actually gives me a

bit of a sore throat. I'm not sure why.

When I blow it out my nose, I get that

feeling. You know when you get a cold and

it hurts up here? Get that feeling.

It makes me want to make that sound.

I take down the live streams because

they're not very interesting. It's just

hours and hours of me not really doing or

saying anything much.

There's no reason to keep it up. It's not

quality content. My videos are the quality

content, and then the streams are like the

bonus behind-the-scenes footage.

The main videos are,

are the meat of the channel.

I'm uploading Dan's streams. No, don't

upload my streams. I don't give you

permission to archive them or share the

links. The links are for the paying

members only. You have to be a Patreon

member. Here's my Patreon.

You have to be a Patreon member to get the

old livestream access.

If you, if you take the link and you

upload it somewhere, you're stealing.

You're basically breaking the law because

I don't give you permission. It's my

copyright. I own the rights to my streams,

and when you just share it without my

permission, it means you're infringing my

copyright. I could sue you, so be

What you're doing is you're basically

recording the screen of a movie and then

downloading it and selling it to people.

It's the same thing.

There's nothing you can do. Well, I could

technically sue you, so if you want to be

sued, carry on. And don't think you're

safe because you're anonymous. Everything

can be tracked down.

I don't give permission to people to

re-upload my stuff. You can use clips if

you're doing like a commentary video, I

don't mind that. But if you're just

downloading my stuff and re-uploading it

or sharing it when you're supposed to be a

Patreon member,

then you're breaking the law of copyright.

Oh, thank you, Caleb. Your interest

person, Lord D.

Um, thank you very much.

I think one thing Ice Poseidon does much

better than you, he interacts and

acknowledges his subscribers' feedback

even though he gets more comments and is

much busier during his livestreams. I'm

reading the comments, what are you talking

about?

I can't read out every single comment.

It'll take me ages.

No one's saying much, that's the problem.

Where are my shorts?

I got this cool fan. Do you want to see

Very trendy.

What time is it? I can't see the clock.

It is 3:00. Oh, I need to plan

Daniel got triggered. I'm not triggered.

And why do you think it's such an

accomplishment to trigger someone? Grow

up, please.

The Kyoto trip was lovely. Your wife is

really sweet. Yeah, I had a nice time.

It's a shame didn't get very many views.

People always complain saying that I never

leave the house or I don't go anywhere,

and then when I do, it gets bad views.

And then when I rant about something, it

gets more views.

People are hypocrites. They complain

saying my videos are boring and that I'm

too negative, but those boring negative

videos are the ones that get lots of

views. And then when I'm positive or I go

to a nice place, barely gets any views.

So if people want to make— if people want

me to make fun positive stuff, then they

have to watch it. Otherwise I might as

well just go back to being negative and

being boring. If that gets

more views, then why change?

Do a walking livestream again. Hopefully

next week when my data resets,

I'll go back outside. I might go to the

zoo. I'm thinking about going to Tennoji

Zoo. How much longer will I stream for?

Maybe an hour or 2.

There's not really much to talk about, so

Might not stream for very long. Don't have

anything to do.

You should want to change for personal

growth, not views. Well,

going outside doesn't really make me grow.

I've been outside before.

There's only 2 reasons why I do anything,

either sex or for content.

If I don't think I'm going to get sex or

content, then I just stay at home.

If there's no point of doing something,

then why do it? Might as well stay home

and play Rainbow Six.

But I

did enjoy— I enjoyed the mountain.

It was quite a nice trip.

The stuff you said about the Jews, that's

not on. I didn't say anything about Jewish

people. What are you talking about?

Can you imagine if I met my in-laws and I

filmed them, put them on YouTube? They'd

be so angry, especially if I filmed my

wife's sister's kids, put them on YouTube.

Can you imagine how upset they'd be?

Oh, thank you, Tracy S. I'm glad

you had fun. I hope everyone's having fun.

Provoke your policeman brother-in-law for

drama. Could steal his gun. This has been

fun. Enjoy your day. Bye for now.

Bye, Tracy. Everyone say goodbye to Tracy.

She's been very nice.

You should plan a nice surprise trip. For

Chihiro. Her next day off is Thursday, so

I have to think of something to do for

Thursday. Where should me and my wife go

on Thursday? What do I do all day?

I play Rainbow Six, I chat to people, I

think of things to do for streams or

Do I have a PS4? No, I have an MSI

gaming laptop. It's very nice.

I play Rainbow Six mostly.

Does my sister-in-law think I'm a pedo?

No, I'm not a pedo. Why would anyone think

I'm a pedo? I might just go to a love

hotel actually today and do that for GoPro

video because there's a love hotel about

10 minutes down the road. I might just go

there, strap on the GoPro, just walk in,

see what happens. It might be interesting.

And then for the livestream love hotel,

I'll choose a different love, love hotel

place for that. Yeah,

that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna walk

down to that love hotel and then just— I

don't know actually, because it's gonna

cost me money to book the room. Fuck,

I don't want to spend $20 or $30 so I can

make $5 on my second channel.

Oh, I don't know what to do now.

There's no point spending money to lose

money.

There's no point making a video if I'm

gonna lose money by making it. Might as

well stay at home.

So difficult.

Oh, I know, I could ride that Ferris wheel

in Osaka,

the one I went to last time I did a

livestream outside. But this time I do it

on my GoPro. What if they recognize me?

Wouldn't they think I'm weird? Why, why

does this weird guy keep coming back to

ride the Ferris wheel by himself? Yeah,

I'm gonna do that because— oh, I don't

know, actually, because it's gonna cost me

about $5. To get the train and back to

Osaka, and then I have to spend $6 for the

Ferris wheel. That means it's going to

cost me about $11 to make that video.

My second channel doesn't make that much.

I usually make about $5 to $10 per video

on my second channel.

Hmm, tricky.

Very, very tricky.

Maybe I'll go to the shopping center in

the next city that only costs about $2 to

get there, and I won't buy anything. So it

won't cost me any money, and I'll just

walk around inside of the shopping mall.

Have I done? I've done shopping area, but

that was like a shopping street. This time

it will be titled typical Japanese

shopping mall.

Do something interesting. Visit the bamboo

forest. That cost me over two hundred

dollars to get there and back.

No, it won't. It cost me over 100, maybe.

I'm not sure. No, it won't cost that much.

I don't know how much it would cost,

actually.

I don't really feel like going anywhere.

Show the Love Hotel.

I don't want to spend money to make the

Do I still have the hots for high school

Asian girls? No, I would not

have sex with hot Asian schoolgirls.

Unless it became legal.

Make 2 videos with one trip. Yeah, the

trick is to make multiple videos when I'm

on location and then just split them up

for different, different days. Different

I gave you 4 or 5 ideas in the comments,

but you ignored them. Where? I didn't see

Tell me again. You sound the I'm not

depressed, I'm just very, very hot and

and it's a bit tiring, a bit exhausting

being hot all the time.

Business owners shouldn't be afraid to

spend money to make money.

Oh, but I, I just don't think I'll

get more than 2,000 views. 2,000 views is

about $10, so I'm spending $20 to make

Do I sell my bathwater? I sell everything.

Dirty socks, dirty underwear,

bottles of urine.

Spit. You're pretty skinny fat. What does

that mean? How can you be skinny and fat?

Look, my belly has some fat now. Can you

Where are my friends? I don't have any

friends. Don't old videos make money?

They do. They make about a couple dollars

a month.

I feel less motivated to make videos now.

Because the ad revenue is not very good.

I've actually made more money on this

stream than my last 5 videos did,

just by sitting here showing my belly.

I'm basically a titty streamer now.

A belly streamer.

Friends are boring. I don't want friends.

Every time I meet people, I have to

explain the same things over and over

again. I have to explain my YouTube

channel, why I'm in Japan, why I like

Japan, why I learn Japanese. Why I live in

Osaka, what kind of videos I make. Every

time I meet someone new, I have to explain

the same things. It's so boring having

to keep explaining who you are and what

you do and why you do what you do.

How do I earn money? I do streams and I

make videos.

If I had friends, what would we do?

We'd just end up walking around eating

food, and then

I would want to do a stream, then they

might not want to be in the stream, and

then I'll have all these problems.

They'll say stuff like, I don't want to be

in your videos,

your outdoor vlogs are better than the

inside, and how come the inside ones

always get more views?

Is Tinder risky?

No. It's completely safe.

Do anime reviews? I don't watch anime.

Going to Osaka red light district? I would

if I could secretly film it,

but I think they'll notice. Most people

don't notice when I have the GoPro on.

They don't think I'm filming. If I wore a

black shirt and then just walked down the

street— but I might get tempted. I might