life update and why i'm QUITTING YOUTUBE FOREVER [4cJzoLS0j48]

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So today I'm finally quitting YouTube

for real this time. It's over.

I'm done. I'm never streaming

ever again.

Finished.

Finish forever.

If I get 1,000 likes on today's stream, I

will quit YouTube forever.

Do you like my hair? Looks interesting

today.

Okay, so what we're going to talk about

today Hmm,

I have no idea.

Any ideas? Did you buy Bitcoin? Yeah, I

did, and then it tanked. I bought about

£30. Thank God it's

down like 8% already.

That's why it's down. You know why it's

down? Because I bought it.

It's fine. I only started off a nibble.

£30 nibble.

My price target to buy is

like $30K to buy big.

How do you feel about going back to Japan?

I don't know. I am so confused.

I feel everything, like every emotion you

can imagine. I feel it. So I feel

happy here, but I also feel really bored

here. I'm excited to go to Japan,

but I'm also sad to leave and go to Japan.

I'm literally feeling every single

emotion. So I really don't know.

Basically, I just feel everything. I feel

really comfortable here, but then I feel

so bored. And I know when the day comes

when I have to leave, it's going to be

very sad. But if you say I'm

stuck here forever, then I'll be kind of

miserable because it'll be boring.

Very confusing being a human being.

I feel very excited, it's like a new

adventure is about to begin, but then I

feel sad that this one's gonna finish.

What can you do?

Look on the bright side, I guess. The

bright side is I'm nearly 35,

I'm still able to do this, which is great.

How much longer can I do it? I don't know.

How do you pay rent? I get cash out the

ATM, then I give it to my girlfriend. I

used my gold metal card in the ATM for the

first time. I got scared because it's kind

of a thick card. Do you want to see my

gold card?

Daniel Lord Visa Infinite,

reinforced stainless steel. You could

sharpen this and use it as a weapon.

Sharpen the edges. Really nice.

I can't use my credit card because my mum

didn't send me the letter with the PIN

code on it and she put it in the fire. So

now I've got to phone up the bank, which I

still can't be bothered to do. Are you

coming to visit Osaka, Mami? Yeah, we can

meet up when I get to Osaka eventually.

First, I'm having a little detour on

a secret island.

First, I got a little side quest. Little

side mission on a secret island,

and then I'll make my way over to Osaka.

I found out the saka in Osaka means hill

and o means big, so Osaka literally means

big hill. Funny,

isn't it?

Yeah, only 44 days. I'm kind of scared

that my entire life is going to change

soon. Hopefully it'll bring back some

viewers. First day back in Japan,

loneliness and sadness.

Yeah, it'll be kind of sad, but I think

that's just the way it is, isn't it? I

mean, what's the alternative? If I

was rich, I mean, I could get a 20-year

Thai Elite visa, but then I'd just be

stuck in Thailand, wouldn't I? Would I

want that? I don't know. Japan looks

pretty cold right now, and I'm not missing

the Japanese winter. It is a nice toasty

26 degrees here in Bangkok.

Just relaxing in my t-shirt.

Japan looks freezing right now.

Definitely not missing that. I definitely

prefer living in Thailand. If you were— if

you were going to say to me, live in

Thailand or live in permanently winter

Japan, I think I would choose Thailand.

As much as I love Japan, I really hate the

cold. I hate cold weather.

Everything is hard. Like, getting out of

bed is hard. Having a shower is hard.

Going outside is hard.

When it's really hot, it's hard as well,

but it's not as hard. I mean, when it's

really hot, having a shower is nice. It's

refreshing. Getting out of bed is nice.

So yeah, when it's really hot it also

sucks, but I think it sucks less than when

it's really cold. Because when it's really

cold you got to constantly put on layers

and layers of clothing. Getting naked is

horrible when you have to go for a shower

It's always cold in Japanese homes as

well. Because they don't have central

heating. They have localized

heating. Decentralized heating. Yeah.

Japan has decentralized heating. They've

got— what's that table with a heater in

it? Kotatsu. They got the kotatsu, which

is like a heated table with a blanket. So

you hide in there and then

you go to the bath, which heats you up,

and then you got like the heated bed, get

electric blanket maybe.

Or you put the heater on or the air

conditioning. What me and Chihiro did was

we got a plug-in oil heater, which is

really good. It really radiates out the

heat. God, I hate being cold. I haven't

been cold for over a year now. I forgot

what it's like to be cold. Why do you

never speak Japanese in your videos?

Because I don't have a Japanese audience.

And I feel a bit insecure about my

pronunciation.

Why does he like Thailand? Because it's

cheap and it's not cold. And the condos in

Thailand are the best condos I've ever

stayed in. Name one country where

literally every condo apartment building

has a swimming pool. And a gym and

a concierge and 7-Eleven on the ground

floor. Imagine that in Japan. In Japan,

the apartment buildings are just basic

apartment buildings. They don't even have

an elevator. I don't think I've ever been

to a Japanese apartment building where

they have an elevator. They got nothing.

They got like a postbox at the entrance.

That's it. The condos in Thailand are so

luxury.

Even though I never go swimming. I can't

be bothered because then I would go all

the way down and then I've got to get into

the swimming pool and the swimming pool's

kind of cold and then you get all wet and

then you've got to get back in the

elevator and you're all wet.

My secret channel kind of died already.

It got a bunch of views and now the views

are drying up.

Already. So yeah, I don't know what I'm

It's over. I'm on track to make

$500 this month for January.

It's like half of what I made in December.

Hopefully things pick up again next month.

What do you mean you're not going to Japan

anymore? I am. I booked my tickets. It's

100% happening.

So last weekend it was my girlfriend's

birthday, so we were doing

stuff. We went to Chinatown and we met her

uncle and auntie and their children,

who are adults, I think.

I'm not sure. There's a girl and a boy.

The boy seemed like a teenager, but the

girl was like 20-something.

Yeah, I talked to her family a little bit.

You know what I found weird? We went for a

birthday lunch with my girlfriend and her

family, her uncle and auntie and cousins.

But she paid for the meal. She paid for

the whole meal. Don't you think that's

weird? Usually the birthday person doesn't

pay. The family will buy her lunch.

Maybe that's just Thai culture. I find

Thai culture, family culture, to be a bit

weird. Like, we drove 5 hours to

meet her mum in her mum's province,

but the mum didn't invite us over for

dinner and we just left without

saying goodbye, which was weird. I can't

imagine in any Western society where you

drive 5 hours and the mum wouldn't say,

oh, come over for dinner, I'll make you

dinner. Don't you think that's normal?

We just went over, said hi.

They went to the bank and then I literally

never saw them again. We went, we booked

into a hotel. Number one, it's weird we

had to book into a hotel. We didn't just

stay at the mum's place. And then the next

day when we checked out the hotel, we just

checked out and left. It's so weird.

5-hour drive and then we don't even have

like family dinner at the mum's house.

It's so weird. If it was my mum, she would

make like a whole feast before we left.

And then birthday. My girlfriend paid for

her own birthday meal, which is kind of

sad. I would have offered

to pay, but you know, I'm broke.

Finally got my YouTube money today, but I

gotta send half of it to my mum to pay my

mum. And then

sometimes we meet her family or relatives

and they just kind of disappear without

saying bye, which is really weird as well.

I find Asian family culture,

culture really weird. Like, they don't do

the things we do in the West.

Like when I was in love with that

Taiwanese girl back in 2016 and she and

her brother drove me to drop me off at the

airport. I get out of the car, close the

door, and they just drive off. Not even a

goodbye. Nothing. Not even like,

have a safe flight. Not even get out of

the car and like give me a hug, say

goodbye. They just drive off. It's so

weird. Asian culture. If it was my

dad, he would like park the car, made sure

I got to the security gate, made sure

I was okay, and then he would say, have a

nice flight. Safe journeys. Yeah,

Asian culture is really weird and cold.

When it comes to little subtleties like

that. They literally just drove off and

I was like, oh, bye then. Okay,

maybe it's just the people I meet are

weird and that's not

I think Japanese people are different. I

think Japanese people are less cold. I

think it's like the Chinese culture. The

Chinese family culture is very blunt and

weird. When I left the Taiwanese girl's

house, the dad didn't even get up to say

bye, and then the Taiwanese girl said I

was rude because I didn't go and say bye

to him. He should come and say bye to me!

I'm the guest! He just sat there staring

at the stupid TV the whole time.

Chinese culture is weird. I think where

I come from, the guest is the important

person, not the host. But in Chinese

culture, they're like, I am the host, I am

the parent, you bow down to me.

Peasant, which I refuse to do so.

I don't like Chinese culture. I think it's

Oh my God, there's this massive drama

going on. I don't know if you know this

guy. There's a white old English man

who plays piano You know, they have public

pianos at train stations in the UK. He's

famous for playing the boogie woogie on

the piano and filming it, and he gets

millions of views. And recently he was

doing the boogie woogie on the piano in

some London train station, and in the

background there are a bunch of Chinese

people, like a Chinese girl and a guy,

and they were holding Chinese flags. And

then they get upset because they realize

he's filming them, and then they're like,

Take down the video. We don't want to be

filmed. And then he's like, uh, sorry,

but this is not China. This is the UK and

we have freedom of speech and I can film

in public spaces. And then they get really

in his face and start yelling at him. And

then the police come and then the police

tell him off because he says they're from

China. And the police are like, you can't

say that. You can't say they're from

China. That's racist. Oh my God.

The utter state of the UK is a complete

joke. You can't even say where someone's

from now without it being racist. And then

the police were like telling him to stop

when he's literally not doing anything

wrong. And he's just saying, I just told

them that this is the UK and this isn't

China. And the police were telling him,

you can't say that. You can't say that

this is not China. The UK police

force is just an utter joke now. I can't

believe it. They should be defending him.

Why are they defending the Chinese people?

The Chinese people have no right to tell

him that he can or cannot film in a public

space. He has every right to film.

If they don't like it, then don't stand in

front of the camera, idiots. So that is

getting massive views right now, super

It all happened with the Israel and

pro-Palestine protests as well. British

people would turn up with an English flag

and the police would tell them to stop,

stop holding the English flag in England.

But then they wouldn't stop the

pro-Palestine people.

And then the police literally came to my

house because I said something about

having cereal with a horse. That's so

stupid. They came to my house. I'm like,

well, we just came to have a chat with you

because someone reported your stream and

we saw a clip of you saying something

about intercourse with horses, and we just

came to check to see what

you're like, and you seem like a

completely nice, nice kid, so we don't

have anything else to say and you're not

in trouble. What was the point coming

then? Stupid idiots wasting my time.

Police are so dumb in the UK.

You had a 2-minute chat with me and you

think I'm normal? Trust me, I'm not normal

I can't believe the police actually came

just because I said something about

horses. So ridiculous. I think

I said something like, horses kind of look

like women from the backside.

If you lift up the tail, it kind of looks

like a big woman with hooves, if that's

what you're into. And then the police came

to have a chat with me. I can't believe

it. Oh my God,

are you quitting YouTube forever? Yeah,

until my next stream. I'm not going to

stream or make any videos until my next

one. I'm finished. It's over.

I'm done.

I'm done in it.

So yeah, Sunday or Saturday, I think we

went to Chinatown. We actually went to the

restaurant that's right next to the

restaurant I did the livestream in. If you

remember my Chinatown livestream, we went

there. We had Chinese food.

Girlfriend paid for everything. And then

we went to a temple where they did praying

and I just followed along. And then we

went to like— went to another big temple

where it's full of white people. And oh

yeah, you know, in the temples,

in Buddhist temples, I don't know if it's

the same in Japan. No, it's not. In Japan,

you don't have to take your shoes off, do

you? But here, At the temples, you have to

take your shoes off to go inside, and all

the white foreigners are being yelled at

by the Thai staff to take off their shoes.

And I just don't understand why you have

to take your shoes off. They're saying the

shoes are dirty, but then are they

assuming people's feet? Smelly,

stinking, sweaty, cheesy, cheesy feet.

You saying people's feet? Are cleaner than

shoes? I really doubt it. If you had

to choose, would you rather lick my bare

foot that's smelly and cheesy or lick my

shoe? I think I'd know which I'd rather

lick. Feet are way more dirtier, like

smelly, sweaty swamp sock, or just

the sole of your shoes that, okay, it's

been walking around Thailand roads. But

come on, that's better than smelly cheesy

swamp foot leaving— you know when you have

barefoot or even a sock foot on the floor,

it leaves like a vapor trail of

moistness. How's that cleaner than just

wearing your shoes? Most people are not

treading on poo and mud, so the shoes

should be fine. I really hate this whole

take off your shoes at the temple thing,

so I never go into the temple because I

can't be bothered to take off my shoes.

But people are not seeing the signs, so

they try and go into the temple, and the

Thai staff are like yelling at everyone to

take off their shoes.

I can't be bothered, so I bend down,

untie them, and then I gotta bend down

again, put them back on, tie them again.

My knee hurts. I'm getting old. When I

bend down, my right knee Kind of hurts

when I'm kneeling. Do not want to take my

shoes off and on all the time. Just a

boring temple anyway.

Yeah, you're not allowed to wear short

shorts or kind of sexy costumes or outfits

in the temples. You're not allowed tattoos

of the Buddha. It's disrespectful.

There was some news article where some

European girls were sunbathing on the

grass outside of a temple and they got

taken away, told off. What's with

all these European girls? They want to

sunbathe and strip off and be covered in

tattoos at temples and they're like, oh,

I didn't know about the culture. What is

wrong with European girls these days?

They got no standards. No respect.

All covered in tattoos. They all want to

get suntanned. Wearing very inappropriate

clothing.

Last time I went to a café, I don't know,

I don't really like going to cafés. The

drinks are expensive, it's overpriced,

the food is rubbish and expensive.

You just go there and you sit there and

you eat overexpensive, overpriced food and

drink.

What do I do all day? Recently I've been

playing Palworld. That game's pretty fun.

I'm just annoyed because I can't get any

views. It's the most trending, super

popular game right now. And I can't even

get 500 views doing any videos on

it. I did Do Not Buy, Why I Hate, Why I

Love It. I did some guides on it and

nothing is getting any views. I can't— oh

my god, what am I gonna do? Seriously,

I'm not shadowbanned because my Tekken 8

video has 5k views and it's getting loads

of views right now. All these other

channels are getting hundreds of thousands

of views making Palworld videos. And you

look at Google Trends and Palworld is

outtrending Baldur's Gate, but I can't get

any views. I don't get it.

I don't know what to do for new income

streams. Nothing I do is getting any

views. What am I going to do, honestly?

I have no idea. I need a miracle.

The only way I make any money is by doing

these streams because I get a lot of watch

time and YouTube Premium and ads and

stuff. My, my last

biggest viewed video was about being white

and it only got 6K.

I just don't know anymore.

Everything flops.

I just don't understand.

Is it because I'm just picking boring

topics, or I didn't do the right title,

or I'm shadowbanned? Just don't understand

it at all. Why is it so hard to get views

now? Very scary.

All I can do is keep trying though. What

else am I gonna do? Maybe eventually

something's gonna work. Maybe going to

Japan will freshen things up a bit.

First day back in Japan. Why my girlfriend

left me. Sad and lonely in Japan.

I don't really know what to do for content

in Japan. I'm just going to get a room and

play Palworld and get food and maybe walk

around a bit. I mean, what am I going to

do in Osaka? I've already been there a

billion times.

I'll probably try and do like life in

Japan vlog series.

Have I met with fans? Yeah, I met a few.

I don't know if I'll meet anyone. I can

meet Blood Bucket.

Maybe I'll go back to OnlyFans.

All I would need is around 20 people

to pay me $10 a month. That'll be a couple

hundred dollars. Dress up as a Japanese

maid. High school girl or something.

I don't— I've just kind of lost sight of

what my viewers want to see,

or I know what they want to see but I

can't do it. Having a Chihiro reunion

would be great, wouldn't it? But that's

never gonna happen, is it?

I don't know what the viewers want.

Reunion with Hong Kong guy.

Some nostalgia stuff.

Maybe I'll message Chihiro. Would you want

to do like a reunion stream?

Relive the old days?

Maybe meet someone new for a new

Incel content. Lonely and sad

forever. Forever alone. Why women hate me.

I don't know what to do.

I think we have to first of all admit the

fact that the only thing interesting in

life is people.

So if you keep avoiding people, it's only

going to make life boring.

But then people bring so much danger,

like drama, They might be crazy.

Did you ban Christopher? No, I haven't

banned anyone.

A few trolls came over to my new channel,

I just banned them straight away.

I don't know, no idea.

I'm not really going to Japan for content,

I'm going to Japan because I like going to

Japan. I've been going to Japan since

2010, way before I even started YouTube,

so I'm always gonna be going to Japan.

He can't comment. How do you know he can't

comment if he's banned? Let me check my

banned thing. Maybe I accidentally banned

Oh, what? He is banned.

What? Okay, he's unbanned. Did I

accidentally ban him? There's so many

people on the banned list. Do you remember

that Jessington Bear guy? He was really

annoying. Steve Jones, he was

annoying. Okay, he should be unbanned now.

That's weird.

I wonder how you got banned.

Unless Kerry banned you. Kerry's the only

mod. I doubt she would ban anyone.

Very strange.

I'm pretty sure I didn't accidentally ban

someone because I haven't been clicking on

the chat box.

2024 is a dangerous year for Japan. Why?

Seems like the worst stuff has already

happened. There's already been a pretty

big earthquake. What are the chances of

another big earthquake happening? I'm

willing to bet very low.

Something I noticed about Thai people,

when they try to talk to me, they always

ask me if I like Thailand. They always

say, Do you like staying in Thailand?

What else am I supposed to say? No, I hate

Japanese people don't ask that. Do you

like Japan? But Thai people, every time

they try to talk to me, they always say

the same thing. Imagine I just say, no,

it sucks. Of course I have to

say yes. And then they asked me if I like

Thai food and I'm like, yeah, I love it.

I love pad thai. It's great. Even though I

hate all the food here. I literally hate

all the food here.

It's so damn spicy.

My girlfriend kept trying to make me speak

Thai. I didn't want to.

I really don't want to speak Thai, it just

feels weird. Don't have to learn it

anymore. Can still bike

around Japan for content? Nah, I can't be

bothered. It won't get any views, it'll

just be expensive, no one will care. It's

high cost, high risk, low reward. And then

I'm stuck with a bike that's gonna be

I was really enthusiastic about the biking

across Japan thing. Don't know why I got

really inspired to try and do something

challenging, and then I just lost

interest. I lost interest in the house

idea. I don't have the money to buy a

house. It's not going to get any views

anyway. I can't risk doing these expensive

things. When I got such a tiny audience

and the chances of getting a viral hit is

so low.

You got better chances buying the lottery.

I really honestly think you've got a

better chance of winning the lottery than

going viral on YouTube again.

Team up with other streamers? Like who?

All these weirdos on Kick? No thanks. All

they do is go around walking streets in

Pattaya and buy the stupid balloons and

have cringe conversations with random bar

If that's what I have to do, then I'd

rather just let my channel die. Honestly,

it's just so lame.

I don't want anything to do with these

other weirdo streamers.

They're literally the kind of people that—

that is the reason why I refuse to have

friends, because they're just weird.

And they're dangerous.

They get arrested, they get jailed,

or they even die from addiction to some

kind of weird drink. No,

I'm a good boy. I'm clean, not degen.

Do more controversial videos.

Yeah, but I don't know what to do about—

what happened to Terry TV? I don't know,

he vanished as well a couple years ago.

He was all depressed because of the

lockdowns, wasn't he? Very weird. He fell

off so big. He was getting millions of

views. He used to have this big kind of

K-pop, K-drama, Korea, Koreaboo audience,

and then he just started doing these

animated videos, which did really well,

and then he just vanished.

Do you remember that girl he used to make

videos with, Boyoung? She used to look

really ugly, but now she streams on Twitch

and she has had massive facial surgery.

She looks completely different now. She

looks like she's got one of those weird

anime girl filters on all the time. She's

got a really pointy small chin, she's got

like a really plastic surgery looking

nose. How much money did she blow on

plastic surgery? She looks completely

different.

BenDeen's channel's dying. He was in the

UK and he was getting massive views, and

then he went back to Korea and the views

fell off again. Elisa Chung.

Isn't she a ladyboy? People found proof

that she's— what's like the polite way

of saying it? Transvestite.

People found all these posts that she made

of her talking about trans— what's the

word? Transverting.

I don't remember the word. Yeah,

transgender. That's the PC wood.

I was shocked because I thought she was

pretty cute, but then she is really tall,

like 6 foot tall. Her channel fell

off.

I wonder if it fell off because they found

out she's a guy.

She has like 5K views now. The hell

happened? People blow up and fall off

within a month. It's kind of crazy.

It took me 5 years to, to fall off.

I think it's because she blew up doing a

video about neat life, but then she didn't

make any videos about neat life. She just

did these weird drawing videos. She should

have done stuff like Why I'm scared to get

a job, my struggle with social anxiety,

stuff like that. Personal stuff.

Yeah, the proof seems pretty convincing

that she's transgender. I showed her

videos to my girlfriend and my girlfriend

was like, yep, she's a ladyboy. You can

see her Adam's apple.

It's weird, you look at her comment

section and no one's saying anything about

it, which makes me think either no one

knows about it or she's banning and

deleting comments about it.

I think if people did find out about it,

she would lose a lot of viewers because I

reckon most of the viewers are interested

because they think she's a cute girl. I

thought she was a cute girl as well until

I found out. First of all, I found out

she's 6 foot and that made me lose

interest. And then I found out she's a

ladyboy. When you find out they're

genetically not a woman, I don't know why,

it just makes you lose interest. Like,

even if they are cute or attractive, you

know deep down they're not a real woman.

So then it's like, what's the point then?

You completely lose interest, don't you?

Who else is interesting recently on

YouTube?

Nobody really.

Maybe I'm just getting too old for

YouTube, growing out of it.

Do you like my new profile picture?

Thought it's time for a change. I don't

look like the old profile picture anymore.

My face got all round. My hair is

different.

Also, I don't like how when you search

Daniel Japan into YouTube, my channel

comes right at the top. If you type in

Daniel Japan Thailand on an incognito

page, the channel comes straight at the

top. I don't like that. I don't like being

searched up so easily. That's why I took

down loads of stuff. Do filters and put

channel. I'm right at the top hiding in my

room. That kind of freaks me out.

I don't like that. Why can't you change it

so you don't appear in the search results?

At least you haven't aged. I got fat. My

stomach is fat as well. I don't know why.

I think it's all the beer and the fried

food. I used to be able to eat anything I

wanted to and it wouldn't make any

difference. I'd just burn it off. I don't

think I can do that anymore. I've actually

got to be careful about what I eat now.

Oh my God. I saw— I was on Facebook the

other night and my friend from secondary

school, I used to be friends with him when

we were like 14. I think from the ages 12

to 16 we were friends.

He looks so old. He's literally bald

and has like a big gray beard. I showed

his picture to my girlfriend and I asked

her, how old do you think he is? And she

said, like 45 years old. I said, he's the

same age as me. We used to be friends at

school. He's like— I think it's the beard.

He's got like a big beard and half of it

is grey. And I think he's bald or he

shaved all his hair off. He looks so old.

I can't believe it.

I look so young compared to him. My hair's

still black. I'm not bald. I don't have

like a big gray beard.

Facebook is great to go on to make

yourself feel better when you feel kind of

down. Everyone I went to school with,

they look like 50-year-old men.

I look so much better than everyone I went

to school with. Okay, they got better skin

than me, I guess you could say. I will

never be able to have better skin than

anyone. My skin is so freckled. You can't

really see it very well because I don't

but Jesus Christ, my skin. I don't know

what is with it. It's not pimples, it's

like freckles, little black, dark brown

specks all over my face. It's not just my

face, it's on my ears as well.

My whole face is covered in freckles like

a ginger man.

I really don't like it. That's why I can't

buy or film any videos with a phone that

is not Samsung, because Samsung has a

beauty filter that smooths out your skin.

No phone, to my knowledge, has a built-in

beauty filter. Or maybe the Chinese phones

do. Because Chinese girls are obsessed

with putting filters and stuff. But

Samsung skin filter is the best. I will

never be able to not use a Samsung camera.

I am very insecure about my speckled

freckled skin.

My sister doesn't have it. My dad doesn't.

Neither does my mum. I don't know where I

get it from. What did I do with my iPhone?

My iPhone's there. iPhone 12. I never use

it. The camera's rubbish. Makes me look

ugly and old.

Oh, the iPhone 15. I refunded it. The

iPhone 15 sucked. It was barely any

different to the iPhone 12. The only

difference was it had a zoom, a 3x

optical zoom, and nothing

about it really made a difference. Like,

oh, titanium— you never notice that.

Dynamic Island— I never noticed that.

What else does it have? That's it.

Titanium, Dynamic Island, Optical zoom.

What else is new with it? It's such a

boring phone.

And the new Samsung S24 Ultra looks nice,

but it's like $1,500, isn't it? And the

only thing new about that is it's got

Galaxy AI. Although the AI for image

editing is really impressive these days.

I use a website to make my thumbnails.

It's called canva.com, and they've got

built-in AI suite as well, and it's so

good. I got this picture of me and my

girlfriend on the beach. I wanted to use

it as a thumbnail, but I didn't want my

girlfriend in it. I literally just used

the magic eraser tool and painted over

her, and the AI just vanished her and

managed to recreate this fake background

which perfectly blends in. To the original

photo. It's so impressive. And sometimes I

just go into Google Images for my

thumbnail and I just download something

that's already on the internet, but it's

got text on it. So I just get the Magic

Eraser and I brush over the text and the

AI just vanishes the text and replaces the

background with something that actually

looks like it's the original background.

And then you can do stuff like you can

extend the image And then it will recreate

the background to make it look like the,

the photo is extended.

It's so impressive. It's called canva.com.

C-A-N-V-A.com. I use it to make my

thumbnails. It's so good.

The AI stuff is really good these days.

It would be nice if having good thumbnails

would actually make a damn difference

though. Put all

this effort into making a nice thumbnail

and the videos will flop.

It is pretty cool though how you can just

remove people. It's not free, you get a

7-day trial, but I think I will pay for

it. It's so good, I can't go back

to not having it. I think it's like

200 baht a month.

5 more years until Daniel is a middle-aged

YouTuber. He'll be aged out of YouTube.

Yeah, although there are plenty of

40-year-olds on YouTube. They do stuff

like tech reviews.

Or they talk about politics.

I don't know if in 5 years I'm

probably going to still be doing the same

thing, traveling Japan,

Korea, maybe Thailand, back to the UK,

back to Japan. That's what I want to do in

life. People always ask me, what do I want

to do in life? This is what I want to do

in life. I want to bum around in Asia

doing nothing, living in nice condos,

playing games, eating food.

If I had to stay in the UK, I would be

so miserable. Being stuck in the UK is so

boring. During the lockdown where I was

stuck in the UK, I don't think I ever felt

more depressed being stuck there. It's so

boring. I don't know how English people

just live in England all the time. Don't

you get bored? What would you do? Like,

oh, go to work, come home, go to work,

come home.

I can't imagine living like that.

I can stay in the UK for like 4 months

before I get bored, and then I want to go

somewhere. I have no idea. How do

people stay sane living like that? I guess

because they got family and friends and a

job and a pet and a home and a car,

so it makes it worth living there.

But I don't have any of those things. I

like it, you know, I like being back home

for a few months.

Eat some pot noodle, play with the cat,

relax in the garden. But then I just get

the itch, the itch to travel.

It's weird because I hate traveling. I

really hate it. It's so boring to sit in a

plane or bus or train. You go somewhere,

you look at it, and you feel tired, and

then you waste loads of money on a hotel.

We might do one more travel trip. We're

thinking of going to Koh Larn Island.

I said I would never go to an island again

after Phuket, but yeah, why not, I guess?

One last time, get some footage,

get some Thailand footage for my new

channel. I'm going to— what I'm going to

do is continue making Thailand videos even

when I'm in Japan for my new channel, and

then just use all the footage I've been

collecting over the past year. I'll

probably just reuse the videos I made on

the main channel.

What's so bad about islands? You have to

take like an hour speedboat drive to the

island, which I hated. You get drenched

in seawater. It's not— it's a very bumpy

ride if it's wavy. It's not nice.

I don't like speedboats. It's like 40

minutes on a speedboat going splashed

in the face, salty seawater getting in

your eyes and stinging.

It's horrible. I ended up just

mentally breaking down and I wrapped a

towel around my head and And I put my head

in between my knees praying for it to be

over. It was the worst thing I've ever

done. An hour speedboat ride from Phuket

to Phi Phi Island.

Hated it so much.

We arrived at the island, everyone got out

of the boat to go and take photos. I just

sat in the boat looking like I've got

shell shock, like I got PTSD. I was like

this. I refused

to get out the boat. I was in such a bad

mood. I hated it. It was horrible.

Hopefully the speedboat to Koh Larn is

like 10 minutes. We did it in Malaysia as

well. Back in 2018, we took a speedboat to

Redang Island. It was horrible.

Horrible.

So bad.

There's no seatbelt, so every time the

boat hits a wave, you go flying into the

air and then you go flying back down.

You've got like a little handle on the

seat, you got to hold on to it to stop

yourself flying off into the air.

I don't know why they don't design the

boat so the water doesn't get in.

It's got a roof and a wall, but there's a

little gap and the water obviously gets in

through the gap.

And there's nothing on an island I want to

do. They've got jet ski,

paragliding, all these water activities

that I would never do. Have you seen this

footage of an old man, white tourist, in

Phuket. He does the paragliding thing and

then he falls out of it because he wasn't

strapped in properly and he dies. There's

no way I'm gonna get up into that. It's

attached to a speedboat and then you get

harnessed into a parachute thing,

paraglider, and then a man hangs

on the back of you and then the speedboat

flies you off into the air. It looks so

scary. I'd never do that. There's no way I

would ever do that. Yeah, he landed in the

water, but when you're so high up, when

you hit water from that height, it's like

falling onto concrete.

I don't want to die. I would never do

anything risky. Oh yeah,

do you remember my vlog? The railway

track? I refused to cross it because it

was so high up. There's no way I would do

that. It was so narrow and there's no

safety rail or anything.

I, I don't take risks. The only risk I

take is with my willy.

But that's not that risky because you just

take antibiotics and it's fine. And the

risk of the person actually having an STD

is extremely low. You would have to be

extremely unlucky to get with a girl who

has something. You got to try and be

clever and try and only do it with girls

who don't seem like they sleep around a

lot. Most women don't

just sleep around, so you're fairly

safe. And if they choose to sleep with

you, it's because, you know, you're the

special chosen one that they love. It's

not because they're sluts.

Yeah, I got chlamydia once out of how many

girls I slept with unprotected. I just got

one STD and it was easily treatable.

That's why I wouldn't want to go to clubs,

because the girls you meet at clubs, they

probably do sleep around,

and I'd be worried because I've got no

self-control. I would end up doing it raw,

and then— that's why I'm scared of

becoming a Chad. I'd rather be scared.

I mean, I'm more scared of becoming super

confident and then just being unleashed

into the world of women because I would

end up just sleeping with everyone and

then getting something eventually. So I

think it's better to be scared of talking

to women and just play it safe,

because if I had unlimited confidence, I

can't imagine what kind of trouble I'd get

into. I'd be hitting the

clubs every night. I'd probably just sleep

with a different woman every single day if

I could. The reason why I don't is because

I can't. But if I knew how to, then I

don't think I could say I wouldn't do it.

It's also kind of a reason why I'm glad

I'm broke now, because when I had loads of

money, I just blew it on call girls.

What else are you gonna spend it on?

That's like the number one thing I want to

spend it on, but then it's just such a

waste of money.

I got so many call girls in Korea.

Back when I was making good money, I would

just end up blowing all the money on call

girls, because what else is as fun and

exciting as a call girl? What?

iPhone?

Okay,

so being broke sucks. But in a way it

helps you stay on the straight and narrow.

Because if I won huge amounts of money, I

don't think I'd do anything good with it.

So maybe it's for the best.

I don't have the self-control to be

responsible enough. To manage large

amounts of money. I just blow it all.

Um, no Warren Buffett, unfortunately. I

don't know how Warren Buffett lived 100

years and he doesn't do anything fun with

his money. He just invests it in stocks

and buys farmland. How boring is that? He

doesn't even have like the latest iPhone

15. But that's the thing. I think you have

to be an incredibly boring person to

become good at stocks and investing.

If I was Warren Buffett, imagine you wake

up next day, you're Warren Buffett. I'd

just sell everything and then take my $200

billion and then just, I don't know, buy

out Tobitsushinchi. So I own the place and

I own all the girls and they all belong to

me. Imagine being 100

years old and all you care about still is

stupid investing. I'd like buy

a Tesla, buy iPhone 16, buy 20 Japanese

women,

have my own little island, call it Lord

Island.

What would I do if I was 20 again? Well,

I'd make a vlog channel on YouTube and

then go to Japan. I'm so jealous. All

these young up-and-coming girls on YouTube

now. They got everything going for them.

YouTube virality, credibility,

likability. They got their youth.

Everyone hates me now because I'm just

known as a stupid troll who has no

likable redeeming factors,

who's boring, doesn't want to do anything.

I would love to just be a fresh-faced

20-year-old again. First time in Japan,

vlogging it. Wow guys, Japan's so amazing.

Got dicked down by a Japanese guy.

So much fun to be had.

Who is that? Who's that brown girl? She

used to make videos in Japan about getting

dicked down. As she phrased it. What was

her name? Maurena in Japan.

What happened to her? She kind of blew up

too and then fell off.

She said a Japanese guy spit on her on the

street or something.

She made a video 2 months ago,

4K views. Same as me, really.

What happened to that other one? What was

her name? Kelly?

Kelly Morita. Didn't she have a baby?

8K views. More views

than me. She does mum life in Japan videos

now. What happened to that other black

girl? Kemushi-chan.

Pregnancy in Japan, 4 days ago, 14K views.

Oh, I want permanent residency, 3 big

mistakes. They're all doing better than

me, I guess.

Please don't quit, you're one of my

favorite YouTubers. Okay, thanks.

Well, just because of Kenshin, I guess I

won't quit. You have changed my mind.

I wonder how many subs I'm gonna lose.

Oh, I'm down to 111,606 subs now.

We're gonna get down to like 110k subs at

this rate. I wonder if

they unsub because the title angers

them, or they're like, oh, I'm fed up with

this clickbait.

Unsub. I wonder why people care so much

about what the title says. At the end of

the day, the title is a tool for me

to get you to click. All I want is for

you to click.

What else am I gonna put in the title that

would make you click? Why I'm gay.

Oh wow, thanks PewDiePie. Please do not

disturb the wa. Arigato. The wa?

What is the wa? Wow, PewDiePie, I'm your

biggest fan. Can we do a collab?

Moving in with PewDiePie. Why I hate his

baby.

My new friend Felix Shellbug.

Oh yeah, Apple Milk came back, didn't she?

She does Twitch streaming video games now.

That's kind of weird, but no one cares

because she was popular like 15

years ago. She still looks pretty good

though. She hasn't aged too badly.

It's funny, she's my age,

1988. She gets like 80 views All

she does is repost her 5-hour-long Twitch

gaming stream VODs.

How many viewers does she get on Twitch?

She used to get so many views, like

hundreds of thousands back then. She was

like the first Japan e-girl.

She even did softcore kind of stuff

wearing bikinis and bras. And then she

tried to become a musician in Japan, and

then she got fed up and just quit YouTube.

What does she play? Dark Souls? Should be

playing Palworld. We should make a

Palworld server together, like the

Minecraft server. But I don't want to

start again from the beginning. Can't I

invite you guys? Is anyone else playing

Palworld? I just unlocked the musket.

It's so powerful.

I just realized that you can make multiple

bases because I was getting really

stressed out because I couldn't get enough

ore because my starting base didn't have

any ore. I picked a pretty crappy

place for my starting base, and I had to

go and manually mine ore myself to create

ingots. I just realized You can go and

find a place that has loads of ore

naturally and just build a second base and

just set up a mining camp. So now I've got

a whole mining camp mining ore. It's

pretty great. I'm gonna go and look for

some pals, Pokémon that specialize in

mining, and then just capture them. It

feels weird. I feel like I'm the Japanese

army from 1945 capturing the Allied POWs

and then bringing them to create railroad,

a railroad in Thailand. You just go around