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The P-72 CRISPER: Testing the only INCENDIARY SECONDARY WEAPON in Helldivers 2 (INSANE DAMAGE)

2024-08-10 · 8 min

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  1. Hello, welcome back to a new video. So

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  2. today we're going to be looking at the

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  3. brand new P72 CRISPR, a sidearm

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  4. that does fire damage. It's like a

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  5. flamethrower but your sidearm. So it comes

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  6. with the new War Bonds, Freedom Flames.

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  7. So if you go to the War Bonds page, got

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  8. this new one, Freedom Flame, and it's

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  9. actually on the last page. Costs about 45

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  10. medals, it's pretty easy to get, and it

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  11. does 250 damage 30 capacity,

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  12. 3 recoil. It's got medium armor

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  13. penetrating, incendiary, and it's

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  14. one-handed. So it sounds pretty good on

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  15. paper, but is it any good in reality?

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  16. We're going to test out— equip secondary.

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  17. And we've also got the brand new Flam 66

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  18. Torture for the primary weapon. So we've

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  19. got 2 flaming weapons. They're really

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  20. going hard on the flaming weapons, aren't

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  21. they, on this new update. So we're gonna

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  22. go and do a Terminid mission, which is

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  23. what I think fire-based weapons can excel

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  24. at. Don't really want fire weapons against

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  25. the Automatons. Okay, landing down

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  26. on the planet to see if it's any good.

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  27. Okay, so I have it equipped. It's very

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  28. tiny, no sights. See what it does.

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  29. It just shoots out a little piddly bit of

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  30. flame and it's out of ammo already.

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  31. I like how little drops of flame spit out

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  32. of it. So let's see if it does any good

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  33. damage against Brood Commander.

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  34. So I use the whole canister and it's still

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  35. alive. It doesn't really seem to

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  36. do anything. Look. Switch to the Flam

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  37. 66, bit beefier.

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  38. Switch back to the— what's it called? I

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  39. forgot what it's called now. I'm out of

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  40. ammo already. I got one more— no, I got

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  41. nothing. It's empty already and it

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  42. couldn't even kill a Brute Commander. Not

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  43. very great, is it? Okay,

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  44. landing again. Boom, 3 dead.

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  45. Oh, what's this guy?

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  46. Oh, what is that? Why is its head coming

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  47. off slightly? That's a weird new thing,

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  48. isn't it? What is that? That's weird.

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  49. Is it a new Charger? Its head kind of

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  50. stretches off its neck. Oh, I just killed

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  51. Let's see

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  52. if it's any good against these.

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  53. Hmm, I'm getting battered.

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  54. Whoops, pressed the wrong button.

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  55. I think I got its head. I did get its— oh,

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  56. I didn't. See if it's good against

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  57. chargers.

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  58. Charging off in the wrong way. This

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  59. thing's like 2-shotting me.

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  60. I like how you can do one-handed too, so I

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  61. guess you could combine it with a shield.

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  62. I'm already out of ammo. It goes out of

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  63. ammo so fast.

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  64. Try the Flam 66. It's not really doing

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  65. anything.

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  66. Why is it not on fire?

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  67. Oh my God, I keep pressing the wrong

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  68. button.

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  69. Did that kill it? Yes.

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  70. No, I mean yes.

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  71. Okay,

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  72. the game seems glitched because it's not

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  73. matching me up with anyone. I'm having to

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  74. do all this alone. Oh, someone joined.

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  75. Took ages.

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  76. It's okay,

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  77. I guess. I wouldn't really choose it

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  78. though. There's better side weapons than

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  79. a nerfed, gimped flamethrower that runs

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  80. out of ammo in 2 seconds.

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  81. Why am I dying so quickly?

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  82. Oh my God, what is this? I can't even get

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  83. up. You start flaming them and

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  84. you've got like 2 seconds until they reach

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  85. you and they're not dead. By the time they

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  86. get to you. So what are you supposed to

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  87. Oh, there's no Helldivers on standby, so I

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  88. can't do anything until 1 minute 20

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  89. seconds. Let's try it against the

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  90. Automatons then. I can't believe how

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  91. popular this game used to be when it first

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  92. came out. There was like a million players

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  93. or something. You couldn't log in Because

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  94. there were so many people trying to log in

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  95. at the same time. The amount of hype and

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  96. popularity this game had when it first

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  97. came out was insane. I think it's really

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  98. dropped off now, like most games I guess.

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  99. Still kind of shocking to see.

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  100. It makes you wonder why the game was so

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  101. popular though, because it's pretty

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  102. boring. You just land on the planet and

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  103. then you just blow up a load of insects or

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  104. robots over and over and over and over

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  105. again. The only cool thing was the 500 kg

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  106. bomb looked like a little nuke going off

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  107. and all the explosions, but the novelty

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  108. wore off quickly, didn't it?

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  109. Now it just feels like a chore to play

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  110. this game. Makes you wonder why anyone

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  111. ever cared about it.

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  112. It's like everything, I guess. In the

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  113. beginning it's fun and exciting, and then

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  114. after a while the gimmick wears off and

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  115. you feel like, why did I even care in the

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  116. first place?

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  117. That's just life.

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  118. Nothing's fun forever.

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  119. So against— yeah, it's really gonna do

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  120. much against that, isn't it?

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  121. Flame its foot.

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  122. Amazing. Oh,

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  123. what are these? New walker things.

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  124. You used to be able to shoot them in the

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  125. back because they were exposed, and now

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  126. they've got armor all around it.

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  127. I guess it was too easy to kill them

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  128. before.

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  129. I don't know why when I press— my camera

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  130. is moving for some reason. Weird.

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  131. Yeah, it's kind of rubbish, to be honest.

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  132. Not very good. It's just another rubbish

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  133. flamethrower. Flame weapons really suck.

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  134. I'd just rather have an electric weapon.

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  135. Look, it's out of ammo already.

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