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The P-72 CRISPER: Testing the only INCENDIARY SECONDARY WEAPON in Helldivers 2 (INSANE DAMAGE)
2024-08-10 · 8 min
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Hello, welcome back to a new video. So
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0:00–0:02 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_0today we're going to be looking at the
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0:02–0:03 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_1brand new P72 CRISPR, a sidearm
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0:03–0:07 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_2that does fire damage. It's like a
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0:07–0:09 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_3flamethrower but your sidearm. So it comes
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0:10–0:12 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_4with the new War Bonds, Freedom Flames.
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0:13–0:14 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_5So if you go to the War Bonds page, got
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0:15–0:17 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_6this new one, Freedom Flame, and it's
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0:17–0:19 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_7actually on the last page. Costs about 45
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0:19–0:21 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_8medals, it's pretty easy to get, and it
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0:21–0:24 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_9does 250 damage 30 capacity,
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0:24–0:27 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_103 recoil. It's got medium armor
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0:27–0:29 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_11penetrating, incendiary, and it's
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0:30–0:31 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_12one-handed. So it sounds pretty good on
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0:31–0:34 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_13paper, but is it any good in reality?
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0:34–0:37 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_14We're going to test out— equip secondary.
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0:37–0:40 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_15And we've also got the brand new Flam 66
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0:41–0:43 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_16Torture for the primary weapon. So we've
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0:44–0:46 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_17got 2 flaming weapons. They're really
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0:47–0:49 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_18going hard on the flaming weapons, aren't
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0:49–0:50 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_19they, on this new update. So we're gonna
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0:51–0:53 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_20go and do a Terminid mission, which is
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0:53–0:55 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_21what I think fire-based weapons can excel
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0:55–0:58 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_22at. Don't really want fire weapons against
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0:58–1:01 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_23the Automatons. Okay, landing down
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1:02–1:05 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_24on the planet to see if it's any good.
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1:05–1:07 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_25Okay, so I have it equipped. It's very
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1:12–1:14 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_26tiny, no sights. See what it does.
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1:14–1:17 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_27It just shoots out a little piddly bit of
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1:18–1:20 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_28flame and it's out of ammo already.
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1:21–1:24 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_29I like how little drops of flame spit out
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1:25–1:28 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_30of it. So let's see if it does any good
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1:28–1:30 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_31damage against Brood Commander.
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1:30–1:32 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_32So I use the whole canister and it's still
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1:34–1:37 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_33alive. It doesn't really seem to
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1:37–1:41 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_34do anything. Look. Switch to the Flam
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1:41–1:45 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_3566, bit beefier.
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1:45–1:48 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_36Switch back to the— what's it called? I
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1:52–1:54 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_37forgot what it's called now. I'm out of
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1:55–1:56 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_38ammo already. I got one more— no, I got
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1:56–1:58 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_39nothing. It's empty already and it
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1:59–2:01 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_40couldn't even kill a Brute Commander. Not
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2:01–2:04 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_41very great, is it? Okay,
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2:05–2:07 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_42landing again. Boom, 3 dead.
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2:07–2:11 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_43Oh, what's this guy?
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2:11–2:13 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_44Oh, what is that? Why is its head coming
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2:15–2:18 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_45off slightly? That's a weird new thing,
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2:18–2:19 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_46isn't it? What is that? That's weird.
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2:20–2:23 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_47Is it a new Charger? Its head kind of
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2:25–2:27 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_48stretches off its neck. Oh, I just killed
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2:28–2:31 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_49Let's see
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2:37–2:42 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_50if it's any good against these.
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2:42–2:43 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_51Hmm, I'm getting battered.
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2:46–2:49 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_52Whoops, pressed the wrong button.
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2:53–2:54 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_53I think I got its head. I did get its— oh,
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3:02–3:05 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_54I didn't. See if it's good against
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3:06–3:07 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_55chargers.
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3:08–3:08 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_56Charging off in the wrong way. This
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3:12–3:14 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_57thing's like 2-shotting me.
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3:15–3:16 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_58I like how you can do one-handed too, so I
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3:20–3:22 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_59guess you could combine it with a shield.
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3:23–3:24 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_60I'm already out of ammo. It goes out of
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3:25–3:27 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_61ammo so fast.
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3:28–3:28 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_62Try the Flam 66. It's not really doing
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3:34–3:37 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_63anything.
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3:37–3:38 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_64Why is it not on fire?
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3:43–3:44 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_65Oh my God, I keep pressing the wrong
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3:50–3:52 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_66button.
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3:52–3:52 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_67Did that kill it? Yes.
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4:02–4:05 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_68No, I mean yes.
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4:06–4:08 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_69Okay,
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4:10–4:10 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_70the game seems glitched because it's not
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4:14–4:16 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_71matching me up with anyone. I'm having to
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4:16–4:19 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_72do all this alone. Oh, someone joined.
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4:19–4:21 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_73Took ages.
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4:24–4:24 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_74It's okay,
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4:25–4:32 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_75I guess. I wouldn't really choose it
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4:32–4:34 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_76though. There's better side weapons than
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4:34–4:39 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_77a nerfed, gimped flamethrower that runs
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4:39–4:42 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_78out of ammo in 2 seconds.
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4:42–4:43 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_79Why am I dying so quickly?
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4:48–4:49 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_80Oh my God, what is this? I can't even get
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4:58–5:01 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_81up. You start flaming them and
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5:02–5:05 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_82you've got like 2 seconds until they reach
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5:05–5:07 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_83you and they're not dead. By the time they
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5:07–5:10 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_84get to you. So what are you supposed to
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5:10–5:13 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_85Oh, there's no Helldivers on standby, so I
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5:18–5:22 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_86can't do anything until 1 minute 20
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5:22–5:24 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_87seconds. Let's try it against the
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5:24–5:27 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_88Automatons then. I can't believe how
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5:28–5:29 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_89popular this game used to be when it first
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5:29–5:32 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_90came out. There was like a million players
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5:32–5:33 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_91or something. You couldn't log in Because
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5:33–5:36 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_92there were so many people trying to log in
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5:36–5:38 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_93at the same time. The amount of hype and
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5:38–5:41 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_94popularity this game had when it first
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5:41–5:43 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_95came out was insane. I think it's really
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5:43–5:46 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_96dropped off now, like most games I guess.
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5:46–5:49 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_97Still kind of shocking to see.
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5:50–5:52 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_98It makes you wonder why the game was so
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5:57–5:58 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_99popular though, because it's pretty
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5:59–6:00 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_100boring. You just land on the planet and
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6:00–6:02 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_101then you just blow up a load of insects or
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6:02–6:05 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_102robots over and over and over and over
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6:05–6:08 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_103again. The only cool thing was the 500 kg
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6:09–6:12 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_104bomb looked like a little nuke going off
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6:12–6:13 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_105and all the explosions, but the novelty
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6:14–6:16 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_106wore off quickly, didn't it?
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6:16–6:18 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_107Now it just feels like a chore to play
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6:19–6:21 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_108this game. Makes you wonder why anyone
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6:22–6:25 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_109ever cared about it.
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6:25–6:26 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_110It's like everything, I guess. In the
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6:29–6:31 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_111beginning it's fun and exciting, and then
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6:32–6:35 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_112after a while the gimmick wears off and
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6:35–6:37 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_113you feel like, why did I even care in the
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6:38–6:39 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_114first place?
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6:40–6:40 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_115That's just life.
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6:43–6:44 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_116Nothing's fun forever.
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6:47–6:48 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_117So against— yeah, it's really gonna do
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6:58–7:00 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_118much against that, isn't it?
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7:00–7:01 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_119Flame its foot.
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7:05–7:06 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_120Amazing. Oh,
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7:11–7:15 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_121what are these? New walker things.
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7:21–7:24 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_122You used to be able to shoot them in the
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7:25–7:28 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_123back because they were exposed, and now
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7:28–7:30 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_124they've got armor all around it.
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7:30–7:34 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_125I guess it was too easy to kill them
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7:35–7:36 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_126before.
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7:36–7:36 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_127I don't know why when I press— my camera
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7:40–7:44 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_128is moving for some reason. Weird.
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7:45–7:47 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_129Yeah, it's kind of rubbish, to be honest.
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7:51–7:52 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_130Not very good. It's just another rubbish
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7:53–7:57 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_131flamethrower. Flame weapons really suck.
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7:57–8:00 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_132I'd just rather have an electric weapon.
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8:03–8:05 · rev_093c1843c2020deb445e1e055d56e093_133Look, it's out of ammo already.
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