How much my 2 week romantic trip to Japan cost me

Hello, so today I want to take a bit of a

break from talking about my ex-girlfriends

and my penis and talk a bit about how much

money I spent on my Japan trip in April.

I spent £1,117 on the aeroplane ticket.

This was pretty expensive because I was

feeling lazy and I decided to get a direct

flight to Japan instead of a flight which

had layovers, which would have been a lot

cheaper, but I decided to go for a direct

flight. I felt like it was worth spending

the extra money just Just for the comfort.

Also, another reason why the airplane

ticket was so expensive was because it was

April, and April is when hanami happens.

Hanami is basically cherry tree blossom

viewing, and it's this time in Japan when

Japanese people go crazy about cherry tree

blossoms, and they go to a park, they sit

underneath the cherry trees, and they

drink beer and eat cheap food, and it's

pretty boring actually. I did the whole

hanami thing last year when I went to

Japan. A bunch of us from the guesthouse

went to a park, and we sat on these blue

plastic sheets, and we drank beer, and we

ate food. And then half of them fell

asleep and the other half buggered off

somewhere, and I was just sitting there on

my own thinking, what am I doing here? So

I decided to get up and I just left

without saying anything. It was a bit

awkward because there was this Thai girl

there which I had known from a few years

ago, and back then I actually asked her if

she wanted to be my girlfriend and she

said no. She rejected me. So, um, yeah,

that was nice to see her again. She came

to the hanami with her Japanese boyfriend,

who is probably the most boring person

I've ever met. Can't believe she chose him

over me. Can you believe it? Can you

believe that she would choose another man

over me? Anyway, what was I talking about?

Um, oh yeah, if you want to save money,

then avoid going in April. Avoid the

magical season of hanami and go some other

time. But if you want to see hanami, if

you want to do the whole hanami thing,

then you're gonna have to go in April and

you're gonna have to shell out the cash.

Okay, what's next? How about hotels? So I

spent the first 2 nights in Yokohama. I

think the hotel is called something like

the Yokohama Grand Royale Hotel,

something pretentious like that. It's the

biggest building in Yokohama. If you look

up a picture of Yokohama, there's going to

be a Ferris wheel and a gigantic

skyscraper kind of building, and that was

the hotel we stayed in on the 60th floor.

It was really high up and we had an

amazing view of the sea and the city. It

was really nice. And this hotel cost me

£230 for 2 nights, which is kind of

expensive, I guess, but the room was

really nice, really large, and The hotel

was really luxurious and posh. The area

around the hotel was a bit disappointing

because everywhere just kind of closed

down around midnight, and we were starving

and we were looking for somewhere to eat.

So we were just wandering around for like

an hour looking for somewhere, looking for

a convenience store, which is strange

because usually in Japan there are

convenience stores everywhere open 24

hours, but we couldn't find any. After

about an hour of wandering around, we

found— we finally found one convenience

store. We bought some food. And we went

back to the hotel and we had dinner. When

we first got to the hotel, it was so

awkward. We just entered the room and then

we sat on the bed and I said to her, can I

kiss you? And she said yes. And then I

proceeded to kiss her. It wasn't really

like a kiss. It was just like me pressing

my lips against her lips and then moving

my head around. It was really awkward

because I wasn't quite used to her face.

After about 5 or 10 minutes, I got used to

her face and the kissing improved. I'm not

really a huge fan of kissing. I don't

really feel like kissing feels good or

exciting. If I could have my own way, I

would just skip all the kissing and

faffing around and just get stuck right

into it. Anyway, after a romantic 2 nights

in Yokohama, we got in her car and drove

to Nagano Prefecture. And for the next 9

or 10 nights, I stayed in a hotel,

obviously. It was called APA Hotel, and it

was in this place called Karuizawa. Which

is a pretty popular tourist destination

for some reason. I have no idea why

because there was absolutely nothing

there. But for some reason there were

loads of tourists and 99% of them were

Chinese tourists. Everywhere I went in

Karuizawa, I could hear Chinese

everywhere. There were hardly any European

or white tourists, which is kind of

strange. I'm not sure why there were so

many Chinese people there. There were

quite a few Korean people there as well.

And this hotel cost me about £745 for

9 days, or was it 10 days? I really can't

remember. I wasn't too impressed with the

hotel, to be honest. It was a lot smaller

than I had expected. The room was really

tiny. It could— it was just large enough

to fit a double room, a double bed, and a

table and a TV, and it was really cramped,

and I felt really claustrophobic in that

room. The good thing about that hotel was

it was right next to the train station,

and the Shinkansen bullet train stopped at

that station, so I only had to walk down

to the train station and I could get onto

a bullet train and go straight into Tokyo,

which took about an hour. I rode the

bullet train into Tokyo 2 times to meet 2

different friends, and I spent about

¥20,000 on Shinkansen train tickets.

That's about £140. After leaving Yokohama

and then going to Nagano Prefecture, 2

days later, I actually went back to

Yokohama on the Shinkansen to meet that

other girl that I met online that I was

talking about before, and I had to pay for

lunch and dinner for both of us. And it

wasn't cheap. I had to spend maybe

¥10,000, £70, to pay for food for both

of us, and she didn't even offer to pay.

And all I got out of it was a bloody hug.

The next day, I actually asked her if she

wanted to be my girlfriend, and she said

she wasn't looking for a boyfriend right

now. If you weren't looking for a

boyfriend, why the fuck were you on a

dating website? If you're not interested

in me, at least be honest and say that

you're not interested in me. I hate it

when people lie. Also, if she wasn't

interested in me, why didn't she just

leave after we had lunch? Why did she stay

and say, let's go for dinner? She's just

using me for my money? I did get to try

whale meat, which I've always wanted to,

so it wasn't that bad of an experience, I

guess. The whale meat tasted like ham.

It was really strange. I was really

curious to see if the whale meat tasted

like fish or if it tasted like meat. I

guess it's kind of obvious that it will

taste like meat since whales are mammals,

not fish. Fish, but it was, it was an

interesting flavor. It didn't really taste

of much. It was just kind of like a bit of

a bland ham. In total, I didn't spend that

much money on food. Most of the days I was

just sitting in the hotel, and I spent

roughly £5 at the convenience store just

buying sandwiches and crisps and beer.

There was one time we went to yakiniku,

and my girlfriend paid for that because I

was, I was too busy running around with

her daughter, and I I wasn't paying

attention to the bill being paid.

Otherwise, I would have offered some money

or to pay for the whole thing. A few days

later, we also had sushi, and I paid for

70% of that even though I didn't eat much.

And when I went drinking with my Japanese

friend, the guy, he paid for all the

drinks and the food. So I guess I kind of

made up for the money I lost on that other

Japanese girl. So we can call it even. I

think in total I spent around £150 in food

over 2 weeks. I'm not too sure. And then

the day before I left, we moved to another

hotel which was closer to the airport in

Chiba Prefecture, and this cost me £85 for

one night. I was actually pretty impressed

with this hotel because they had this

machine where you could check in. You just

tapped in your name and some numbers and

it printed out your room keycard. And when

you checked out, you just had to— and when

you checked out, you just had to pop the

keycard into this letterbox and you walked

out. You didn't have to talk to anyone,

didn't have to talk to any staff. Zero

human interaction is great. I was going to

add up all the numbers and the prices and

make a total and have like a fancy text on

the video, but I'm feeling too lazy, so

you can just add it up yourself. In total,

I guess it would be ¥1,200 on aeroplane

tickets, plus about ¥1,000 on hotels,

plus about ¥150 on food,

plus ¥150 on Shinkansen

bullet train tickets. That's like nearly

£3,000. And then I bought that pork chop

which cost me £25, which is like a magnet

and it's stuck to my fridge right now and

no one really pays any attention to it.

But it's a really nice-looking pork chop,

so I feel pretty pleased with that

purchase. So here's the question of the

day: do I regret spending the money on

going to Japan for those 2 weeks? I would

say no, I don't regret spending that money

because I ate some pretty nice food,

I had some pretty good sex, and I made

some interesting videos, and I got some

interesting experiences out of the whole

experience. So I don't feel like I regret

spending that money or going to Japan. I

guess my biggest regret was that I didn't

get to spend more time with my male

Japanese friend. We was actually planning

on meeting up on Saturday night to go

drinking again and meet up with his lady

friends. Which I was really looking

forward to, but then my girlfriend said

that she wanted to go to sushi with me,

so I had to choose. I had to choose

between going to sushi with my girlfriend

or going into Tokyo to meet my guy friend

and going for drinks with random ladies.

And I kind of wish I met up with my friend

in Tokyo. I really wanted to go. That

guy's so funny. I really enjoy spending

time with him. He just randomly goes up to

women and tries to talk to them, and then

he gets rejected, and it's hilarious. So I

have a secret question for those of you

who have watched the video until the very

end. If you were my girlfriend or my

boyfriend and somehow you found my YouTube

channel and you found all the videos of me

talking about you, what would your

reaction be? Would you be angry? Would you

be upset? On a scale of 1 to 10, how angry

would you be? Would you dump me, or would

you be okay with it if I said sorry and

that I would delete all the videos? Would

you forgive me? Leave your comments in the

comment section. I'd love to know the

reaction people would have if they found

out that their partner was secretly making

videos about them to, um, an audience of

thousands of people on YouTube.

You can like tap the animal.

I never came here home.