Sad And Lonely In My New Apartment -( [NApOeBI4UPI]

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Welcome back to a new episode of Sad and

Lonely.

Welcome,

welcomeage.

So it's my first week in my new apartment.

I thought I'd make an update on how things

are going.

Everything's great, thanks for asking.

Well, I guess everything's okay.

I wouldn't say great.

I'd say not bad.

I feel like for an introvert, your privacy

would be a huge sacrifice.

Number one, I'm not actually an introvert.

I don't know why people keep Assuming I

am.

I'm not.

I'm just shy and socially anxious.

But I hate being alone.

It's so boring.

But I also find people very annoying, so

it's difficult finding someone I don't

find annoying.

Finding someone I get on with is pretty

difficult.

And number 2, I couldn't give a shit about

my privacy.

If that hasn't been made obvious already,

then I don't know what you're doing.

Imagine me caring about my privacy.

No, couldn't give a crap.

I don't— I still don't get people who are

like, oh, my privacy, I'm a very private

person.

Oh, I don't like to make this private— I

mean public.

Who gives a crap?

Oh no, random people on the internet are

gonna know about my private life.

So scary.

Couldn't give a shit.

I mean, I couldn't give a crap about

privacy.

Look, I got barbecue seasoning because

people always moaning saying I don't

season my food, so this should shut them

up.

It's got paprika, parsley, and onions.

And salt

and garlic and mustard and cayenne pepper.

I got some chicken wings.

Just went shopping today, got a lot of

stuff.

I'll show it to you in a minute.

Being alone is not bad sometimes.

Being— yeah, being alone is okay, you

know, sometimes.

But who wants to be alone 100% of the

time?

100% of anything is not good.

You want a balance of alone time and

socializing.

And right now I have no balance,

which makes me sad and lonely.

If I was stuck with someone 24 hours a

day, every day, then I'd be, you know,

craving alone time because I'd be annoyed

with this person being stuck with me all

the time.

It's always extremes with you people,

isn't it?

You need a TV?

No, my iPad's good.

I got Amazon.

I just figured out how to log into my

Amazon Prime Video.

And I've got so much to watch now.

Oh my God, I've got The Grand Tour.

I stopped watching The Grand Tour season 2

when I was in Korea, and now there's

season 4.

And I've got Clarkson's Farm to watch, and

there's like a Richard Hammond series

where he's shipwrecked.

Amazon Prime just got so good when Jeremy

Clarkson and the gang rolled up onto it.

I also got Picard, but I got bored of

that.

That was not good.

I remember I was in Korea last time.

I was trying to watch Amazon Prime and I

couldn't watch it because they region

locked it.

And all the idiots kept saying, why don't

you get a VPN?

Because if you get a VPN and you try and

watch stuff, the iPad knows you're using a

VPN and then it disables video playback.

And people think they're so smart, don't

they?

You watch my Why I Hate Living in Korea

video, everyone in the comments are just

saying all the wrong things for my

problems.

The VPN doesn't work.

Do you think I didn't try a VPN when I was

trying to watch Amazon Prime?

And then they kept saying, what do you

mean the internet's bad?

It's the fastest in the world.

I never said it was slow.

I said it just blocks certain websites,

which is annoying.

God, YouTube comments piss me off so much.

And then if you disable comments, people

think, oh look, he's such a coward, he

turned comments off.

I think YouTube should just get rid of

comment section like Twitch does.

Twitch doesn't have a comment section.

Twitch is so much better.

There's no comment section full of idiots.

There's no dislike button.

Why the fuck is there a dislike button,

YouTube?

Get rid of the fucking dislike button.

It serves no purpose.

It just makes me feel annoyed.

People abuse it and press it for no good

reason.

It doesn't serve any purpose apart from

making me feel bad.

Get, get rid of it.

It's completely useless.

It's stupid.

Get rid of the dislikes.

Get rid of the comments.

Get rid of all the idiots.

Oh God, Twitch is such— so much better for

this stuff, for like the mental well-being

of the creator.

Twitch is much better.

Yeah, you can disable it, but then people

start, you know, calling you a coward for

disabling it, and then it looks bad

because then they start thinking, oh my

God, wow, This channel must be so downhill

because he had to disable the dislikes.

Ice Poseidon finally disabled his comments

and dislikes.

Netflix doesn't have a comment section,

does it?

Hmm, okay, so I got everything sorted.

I got the electricity bill paid for.

Uh, they said it's gonna cost £13 a month,

which seems too good to be true.

Maybe it'll go up.

They said it based off of the previous

tenant, the electricity bill was £13, but

I I actually found out who lived here

before me because his post came and I

Googled his name and it says he's a doctor

of nuclear physics and he worked in

Manchester University.

So maybe he wasn't even at home most of

the day.

I don't know why a doctor of a university

wouldn't want to live here.

Surely a doctor of a university with a PhD

could afford, you know, a bigger, a bigger

place than this place.

I don't know what— I just kind of spasmed.

Yeah, it's weird, uh, a university

professor

chose to live here.

I would live in a much bigger place if I

was a professor of universities.

And, um,

yeah, maybe he just wasn't here much, so

his electric bill was very low.

So maybe mine will be higher.

I don't know.

Do I use much electricity?

I've got my stuff charging pretty much all

day.

I've got my fridge, got my— I use the

washing machine maybe once every 2 weeks.

I don't— I haven't had— well, I did one

piece of washing just to test it out.

I don't know how often I would do— oh

look, it's a seagull.

It's so high up.

Um, oh yeah, I got the council tax thing

sorted out.

That's £100 a month.

I get a 25% discount because I'm alone, so

being alone has its benefits.

It's kind of hard to talk.

I've got this ulcer.

I think I bit my lip.

I got a discount on the council tax

because I'm alone, so I have to pay £100 a

month, and that goes towards the police

and the fire services and the public

services.

Maybe I'll do like a cost of living in

Manchester video.

I don't know if people care.

So the bills are not really that

expensive.

Okay, what should I do today?

Well, I've opened— I've kind of made a

mistake with my day trading today.

Ah, I, I opened a big short position on

NIO and it's not doing well.

So I'm hoping that the NASDAQ eventually

like dies by the end of today, and then I

can at least break even.

But I did pretty big mistake.

Ah,

I thought it was going to go down and then

it went up.

Stupid thing.

That's the problem with day trading.

It goes up when you think it goes down,

and then you either sell at a loss or you

just try and wait, hoping it's going to go

back down so you can break even at least.

Or you could try and hold overnight,

hoping that it's going to go down the next

day.

Bit annoying because I basically gave back

all my profits from yesterday.

I had a really great day yesterday.

And then today, which just kind of sucked.

Oh well, still, still in profit since I

started day trading.

Day trading is pretty good actually.

I made a couple mistakes 2 days ago, but I

managed to recover from it.

Okay, so let me show you what I got.

I got 4 beef quarter pounders

and I've got this big, big box of chicken.

We can cook this today.

Chicken, chicken wings,

1 kg.

I think I'll cook all of it, eat half, and

then the other half can be tomorrow's

dinner.

I got these protein pouches.

Also, my Baidu 5x leverage got— ah, it hit

my stop loss and then I got cancelled out

of it and I lost $122.

Stupid stop loss.

This is why I hate stop losses.

I didn't realize there was a stop loss,

but eToro automatically puts one on.

And then the Chinese stocks just tanked

yesterday, and then today they rallied.

So if the stupid stop loss didn't stop me

out I would still be in it, and I could

make— actually, it's almost back at where

it was when I bought it, so I wouldn't

have lost $120 if it wasn't for this

stupid stop loss.

This is why I never use stop losses.

If I want to get out of a position, I want

to do it myself, not have it automatically

done for me.

So I got this 25 grams of protein.

These are pretty good.

Good for my push-ups.

Got 150 calories.

So yeah, thanks to the stop loss.

If I didn't have the stop loss and I just

carried on holding it, it would be back at

zero by now.

So never use stop losses.

Bit annoying.

Well, good news is I put £500 into

Alibaba.

Now that's 10% up, so hopefully Uh, that

would make up for it.

And I got some chicken strips.

I don't know when to have those.

Yeah, wasting electricity.

I can't waste electricity now.

Every penny counts.

What else?

I might have paprika.

What else should I have?

I've got chips

or fries.

Oh no, even the bag says fries.

Getting Americanized now in England.

England.

Maybe it's an American brand.

Champion.

See chips, champion chips, but these are

fries because they're curly, curly whirly.

Welcome

back to Cooking with Daniel,

best cooking show on all of YouTube.

Oh no, I need to clean that.

Um,

what else do we need?

I think that's it.

It's been a whole year since I last made

chicken wings.

Oh my God, you can't believe how much

money I made from my sausage up the bum

video.

I think about 10 people have bought it

now, and I sold it for $40, so that's like

$400 I made so much on OnlyFans this month

thanks to that.

And then I got like 20 new members joining

for some reason.

I don't know where they're coming from.

I need to find a new way to try and

promote my OnlyFans.

I've seen people have big OnlyFans and

they don't even have a YouTube following

or anything, and they use subreddits, they

use Twitter to grow it.

I need to learn how to do that.

OnlyFans is a goldmine.

I need to get more sausages.

Yeah, I should make a new video promoting

it, but I just don't really know what to

say.

Could say one year on OnlyFans, my

experience.

There's also a way to win £5,000, but you

guys don't want to sign up to stocks, so I

can't get it.

I've only got one entry into the contest.

So if you use my link for Freetrade and

deposit money and fill out the form, uh,

we both get an entry into the contest to

win £5,000 worth of stocks.

But every time I try and promote it,

people keep saying, oh no, it's a scam.

It's not a scam.

You can put £1 into your account and get

an entry into the contest, and the bundle

you can win has like Google, Tesla, Amazon

shares worth up to £5,000.

Yeah, I know it's not a very good chance

of winning, but you might as well try.

You never know.

There's only— I think there's 300,000

people on Freetrade.

So

you got a 1 in 300,000 chance depending on

how many entries, and then if you invite

your friends, you also get another entry.

But no one joins.

Useless.

People like FaZe and RiceGum managed to

scam their fans with crypto.

Can't even get mine to use my referral

link.

I want to scam people too.

No, it's not a scam, it's an entry into a

contest.

If you make one post per month— what are

you talking about?

I've been uploading like 4, 5 videos every

week.

Why are people saying I'm only up— I'm not

uploading enough?

Have you not been getting notifications

from my channel?

Maybe that's why it's dead.

People actually think I don't upload more

than once a month.

Have you even checked my channel recently?

I upload like 500 million videos this

week.

I think a lot of people are not getting

alerted anymore.

You uploaded one video this week.

Well, I'm not talking about this week, I'm

talking about in the last week, which

includes the last 7 days.

I don't I don't go from Monday to Sunday

as one week.

I go from now

until the last 7 days.

That's one week.

Because then you could say, oh, on Monday

this week I haven't posted anything.

Yeah, because it's Monday.

The week has just begun.

I just found out that I've been going a

really weird way to go to Aldi.

I keep going into the shopping center and

then getting lost in the shopping center

and then walking around and around in the

shopping center for like 20 minutes trying

to find Aldi, and it takes me ages to find

it.

And then I exit Aldi, and the exit exits

you onto the street right next to the

entrance of the shopping center.

So I don't actually have to go into the

shopping center, I can just carry on

walking forwards and turn left, and Aldi's

there.

Which is weird because I swear I go into

the shopping center and I have to go up

one floor to get to Aldi, but then when I

exit Aldi, it's on the same floor that I

entered the shopping center.

It's really weird, very confusing.

But I think next time I don't have to go

into the shopping center, I can just carry

on going.

So that will save me some time.

Just thought I'd tell you that.

Oh, I talked to the guy at the reception.

I asked him when are they going to start

cleaning windows because I don't want to

be like naked in my bed in the morning and

the window cleaner's coming down seeing

me.

He said you don't need curtains because

they can't see in.

So apparently they can't see into the

rooms.

And then I stood on the street,

I stood down there on the street and I

looked up at the building, and yeah, you

can't see into the buildings.

I mean, you can't see into the rooms.

I didn't see any people walking sideways,

like up and down in front of the windows.

It just looks like a mirror.

So I'm assuming that you can't see in from

the outside.

But still, I feel weird being naked and

there's like a guy swinging around

cleaning the window.

He said they're gonna start soon, but I

don't know.

I asked when, he said soon.

When soon?

Is it next week?

Next month?

Tomorrow?

Still be kind of weird.

That's the only thing I'm worried about

because I sleep naked and then I jerk off

like 3 times before waking up,

at usually at 8 and then 9, then 10 before

finally waking up.

So I don't know when he's gonna— if he

swings by in the morning, then I'll

probably be jerking off at that time.

It's gonna give me a bit of a shock if I

see a guy.

Can he really not see me?

Are you sure?

I don't know how to test it.

And then people keep saying, oh, why is he

embarrassed about being naked when he does

OnlyFans?

It's not even the same thing.

You know, in my last video I said I'm

gonna put a curtain up in front of the

shower because I feel embarrassed people

could see me naked.

It's because,

look, the difference is standing up on

stage being naked in front of hundreds of

people compared to taking a video when

you're on your own and uploading it to the

internet.

It's not even anywhere near the same.

It's like right now I'm doing a livestream

in front of 200 people.

I can't stand in front of 200 people on a

stage and do this.

I would be a nervous wreck.

It's not even the same thing

at all.

People make the weirdest comparisons, I

swear.

Oh, he does OnlyFans, so how come he

doesn't feel comfortable running down the

street naked?

It's the same thing.

No, it's not.

How can you even think that's the same

thing?

Yeah, hundreds of people see me naked on

OnlyFans, but I'm not gonna run down the

street naked, am I?

That'd be so embarrassing.

Oh, thank you, Nisse Curtain Money.

I don't know if I'd get curtains.

I'd have to buy 6 of those rods to fit on

each window, and then I have to buy some

kind of sheet for each one.

Um, I'm not sure what to do because I

don't want to stop jerking off, do I?

Yeah, I started uploading to pHub as well

because I think That could be good side

income too, because I've seen a lot of

people get a lot of views on P-Hub.

Plus it's good advertisement for OnlyFans,

so I'm gonna upload a couple of my

OnlyFans stuff onto it to try and attract

some people.

And who knows, maybe the P-Hub channel

will grow too, because I've seen some

people, they've only got like a couple

hundred subs and they still get 50K, 100K

views.

And I think you get about $1 for every

1,000 views on Pornhub.

It's not as good as YouTube.

On YouTube, I get about $6 or $7 for 1,000

views.

But the difference is on Pornhub, it seems

to be a lot easier to get views.

YouTube, it's hard to get views unless

you're really lucky with the algorithm.

Or you're like super famous

already,

or you're really good at picking trending

topics, which I suck at.

I didn't realize anyone would notice

because I made the P-Hub channel all the

way back in 2018 as a joke, and I uploaded

one of my naughty topic videos where I

talked about sex, you know, just for fun,

see what would happen.

And it got about 6K views when I had a

more active viewership, and only about 60

or 70 people subbed to the channel.

And I don't think, you know, I think they

forgot about me by now.

I think they don't really care about me

anymore.

But that was actually the P-Hub channel I

made that resulted in me and Chihiro

having our first ever massive argument

because she didn't find it very funny.

And then that was what led to the first

ever walking out on my bitch wife

livestream.

History was made.

Oh, look at these chicken wings.

Oh, it's hairy.

Do I pluck the hairs?

Look, I'm flying through the air.

Can chickens actually fly?

I don't think they can.

I've never seen a flying chicken.

Then why do they have wings?

For me to eat, that's why.

Idiot.

Stupid chicken.

Descendant of the T-Rex.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

I think they're so good.

Look at them now in a plastic box.

Gonna be in the oven.

Top of the food chain to this.

How humiliating.

Can't believe this is what the dinosaurs

became.

The most fearsome creatures on all of the

planet

reduced to nothing more but a KFC bucket

meal.

That's called karma.

I

was gonna cook all of it, but there's not

enough room on my tray.

Okay, now for the seasoning.

Yeah, you just wait until another billion

years, humans gonna be in a KFC bucket

too.

To our new overlord masters.

Imagine the descendants of humans in a

billion years' time.

I can't even imagine it.

We've already changed so much since the

last 100,000 years since we evolved from

hairy monkeys.

Look at us now, we're so bony and frail

because we don't have to do anything.

We've got the internet and technology.

Imagine in a billion years' time, we're

just going to be like a floating head.

In a jar, probably, with a load of robots

doing everything.

Tiny little frail baby arms dangling

because we don't actually have to move.

Like massive big-headed aliens because

we've got floating chairs and we can use

mind control.

Yeah, I don't know.

In WALL-E, that's what the future was, but

everyone was fat.

Because they just floated around.

But maybe it's not gonna be like that.

Maybe it's gonna be the opposite where

everyone's just really skinny like me.

Because you go into space, the astronauts

have to exercise, otherwise they become

really skinny and frail because they stop

using their muscle.

Won't it just be like that?

Because people would be too lazy to

actually move.

Do I have a new girlfriend?

No, but I got some

potential prospects.

So there's a girl in Greece who said she'd

like to meet, so I'm thinking September,

head out to Greece.

And then there's— I don't know if it's

okay to say where she's from.

Maybe I'll just say Eastern European girl.

Who goes to the university here who said

she would like to meet.

I don't know who else wants to meet.

Explore Piccadilly Gardens.

No, I went there a couple weeks ago and

it's horrible.

It's just like loads of people just lying

around smoking weed on it,

full of you know whats.

I did not feel very safe there.

Just people, load of like people drinking

and doing drugs, lying around.

Just feels like going into a human zoo.

So I'm thinking, when is the Eastern

European girl coming back?

She said August.

I think it's August before September.

I hate having to remember these stupid

Roman names for the months.

Japanese is so much easier when it comes

to months because you They just call it

one month, two month, three month for

March.

July is seven.

August is eight.

September is nine.

Oh, so I could meet her before going to

Greece.

Can see a hair sticking out the chicken

wing.

Let me get my tweezers.

I'm gonna get chicken juice everywhere.

Should I pluck it out?

This is weird.

Where is it?

Yeah, I can see a little hair.

Why is there hair?

Oh, oh, I plucked it out!

Oh, it's disgusting.

It's like plucking out your pubes.

Oh my God, I didn't expect it to just

pluck out like that.

I was gonna grip it and then snip it.

Oh, Pia saying she don't know you on her

channel.

I don't know what's going on with Pia.

She's like pretending I don't exist, and

then she messaged me ages ago asking me

not to talk about her because her life's

in danger or something.

I don't know what's going on.

And now she has to like deny my existence.

Oh, I don't want to pluck out the hairs.

This is gross,

but

I don't want to eat the hair.

I think I'll just leave the hair on.

So I want to do— where's my fork?

I want to do some snippets so I can— oh,

why?

What's this liquid?

I don't know what liquid that is.

I think it's paprika juice.

I want to make snippets to make it

crispier.

I need to get a knife.

They wouldn't let me buy a knife because I

didn't have my ID.

They thought I was going to go kill people

with it or something.

They don't have the knives on display in

the shops anymore.

It's just like the label, the packaging.

You've got to take it to the cashier so

she gets out the back because knives are

like a really big problem in the UK.

People keep stabbing each other.

Didn't really have this problem in Japan.

You could just walk into any shop and buy

a knife.

But welcome to the UK.

We don't have guns, but we have rampant

knife crime.

Better bring your chainmail.

Buy some chainmail, you'll be safe like

the good old days.

Bulletproof, stab-proof vest.

They should ban knives if knives are so

dangerous.

Ban everything.

Then people start killing each other with

something else like a frying pan, then ban

frying pans too.

Okay, now we get the— let's see what this

smells like.

Looks quite good.

Mm, smoky.

Excuse me,

my mouth is in pain because I was in a lot

of stress a couple days ago because of a

date I talked about it on Twitch.

I guess I'll just tell you again, but I

was supposed to go on a date on Sunday

and I was so nervous about it.

I wasn't sure if she was cute or not from

her pictures, but she had a nice slim

body, so I thought I might as well go.

And I was pacing up and down for hours and

hours trying to think if I actually wanted

to go, but then she messaged me.

I decided to go and then Just as I was

about to arrive, she messages me and she

says, oh, by the way, my friend is also

here.

And then I just turned around and went

back home and unmatched her.

And I didn't tell her because I was so

nervous just about meeting her.

And then you're saying I have to meet your

friend too.

And then what if your friend's annoying or

what if she's really quiet?

And then it just makes me feel more

awkward having to meet 2 strangers at the

same time.

I couldn't do it.

And then I felt really bad about it, and

then I got 2 pimples on my lip and an

ulcer from the stress, I think.

So annoying when they do that.

Never bring your friend to a date, please.

It's just so stupid.

Why would you bring a friend?

If I was going on a date with a girl, I

can't even imagine bringing a guy friend

with me.

It's just so weird.

And what if you both like the girl and

then the guy tries to steal the girl?

So unfortunately,

I guess girls don't really think of it as

a date.

They think of it as, oh, this is just like

to get to know him, see what he's like.

It's not really a proper date.

And then they bring their friend along to

like give them backup or like help judge

you.

Because then when I go to the toilet,

she'd be like, so what do you think of

Daniel?

And then the friend would be like, oh,

he's kind of weird.

I don't know, maybe you should tell him to

go away.

That's what would happen.

I bet girls do that all the time.

They'd be like, so what do you think of my

new boyfriend?

Or what do you think of my date?

What do you think of Jim to get like

backup confirmation from their friendship

circle.

Don't think I don't know what's going on.

I know what's going on.

I've studied female psychology for the

last 12 years.

A spoon would be helpful.

Trying to trap me in a coffee shop with

your friend?

The only downside is maybe the friend

could have been cute, and then I could

have gone on a date with 2 women at the

same time.

And then maybe the friend would have liked

me as well.

But what if the friend is like fat and

ugly and annoying?

Or what if the friend knows my channel?

Or what if they ask me what I do,

and then I've got to come up with a lie,

don't I?

I can't tell them I do OnlyFans.

That'll just be embarrassing.

I do cooking.

I have a cooking YouTube channel.

I could say, yeah, I'm cooking now.

This is a cooking channel all about fresh

meat.

So the great thing about this place is

it's really quiet.

I've been living here a week and I haven't

heard any sound from the neighbours.

So either the soundproofing's really good,

or the apartments are spaced out quite

well, or maybe my neighbours are just

really quiet.

The only noise is when people use the

elevator.

There's like a ping pong sound that sounds

like it's from the '70s.

It goes ping pong when the, the door

opens.

It's really weird.

That's not going to taste good.

Why not?

It's smoky barbecue seasoning.

How would it not taste good?

This is how you do seasoning.

Really, I should rub it on, but I've got

all these I don't think you want to see my

hands.

Oh, my hands are like all dry and rashed

up.

I don't really want to get chicken

bacteria into my skin.

I don't know what's going on with my

hands, but my skin's all flaking and going

red.

It's disgusting.

I need to get some kind of, kind of cream.

I think it's eczema,

but I'm a bit scared of getting infected.

Okay, so what else?

Oh, we got chips.

Oh, how am I going to cook the chips?

There's no space.

And move it over.

Wash the meat?

No, why do you have to wash meat?

You're cooking it in 200 degrees oven.

People are so weird washing their chicken.

You know, it splashes everywhere and then

you get all of the chicken juice all over

your kitchen surface.

Aren't these supposed to be frozen?

Do they have to be frozen?

I've got a freezer, but it's really small.

Look at my freezer.

This is my freezer.

It's like a little shelf.

Oh, thank you, Mark.

You pronounce squirrel like skivel.

No, I don't.

I pronounce it as squirrel.

I've never said skrill

in any video, so know where you got that

from.

Okay,

it's also a bit hard to talk cuz I got

this big ulcer on my lip, so sorry if I

sound like I've got a lisp.

It's just a bit painful.

Is Corsair a good stock to buy?

Yeah, I think so.

Everyone's buying it.

Even my eToro copy trader is raving on

about how great it is.

The good stock YouTubers are going on

about how great it is.

It's supposed to be really undervalued.

I put £700 into it.

I want to put more, but only if it goes

down a bit more.

I don't want to put too much all at once.

Because that's how I got screwed, by

thinking, wow, Tattooed Chef for $24, put

in £5,000, and then it drops down to like

£15 the next month.

Best— if you want to buy a stock, the best

thing to do is say, for example, you want

to— you want $2,000 in a stock.

Don't just buy it all at once.

Spread it out.

Like, buy 400 now and then 400 next month

and then 400 the next month, because you

never know.

You might buy it now and then it drops 50%

next week.

That happened to me so many times.

That's what I do now.

You gotta be a bit cautious.

I really want Alibaba, but I don't want to

just put loads of money into it now, so I

start off just put 500,

see how it goes.

Kind of wish I put 1,000 now because it

went up 10%.

That's gonna taste bad.

No, it's not.

It's gonna be delicious.

We got curly chips.

Barbecue flavor chicken wings.

Paprika.

I hate this towel.

Look, it's so bad at absorbing moisture.

You have to wipe it 100 times before it

actually gets dry.

Look, it's still wet.

It's just moving the water around, not

soaking it up.

I don't get it.

You have one job.

To dry, and you can't even do that.

Stupid cheap Aldi dishcloth.

There.

It's a nightmare drying stuff with these

towels.

So I spent £18 on my food shopping.

This should last me the whole week, to be

honest.

Look how much food I got.

Look, I've only used half a pepper.

I've still got half a Bots of chicken.

I got four beef burgers.

I got two steak pies.

I got six sausages for my only fans.

If you want to see some bratwurst, I don't

know if these are good because they're not

really firm.

They're kind of firm, but the frankfurters

were firmer.

Well, I still actually I broke the

frankfurter with my sphincter.

Oh, thank you, Kirsty.

Pronounce words how you want.

Yeah, I try hard to pronounce things

properly, but I still get people nonstop

nitpicking at how I pronounce stuff.

And I've got a loaf of bread, so that's

for burgers.

I can make hot dogs with the bread, pies.

Um, this could be— is this— should I

freeze this.

I don't know, these protein pouches.

Got milk.

Look, I'm like a proper adult.

Did my food shopping, I paid my bills, got

my apartment.

Aren't you proud?

Got my pot noodle.

Wow, 500 calories.

Got coffee.

I got cutlery, dishcloths.

Yeah, not so hard doing it all myself.

I don't need a wife.

Everyone kept saying, oh, Daniel can't do

anything without Chihiro.

Yeah, whatever.

I'm coping just fine by myself, actually.

For all my life, even my parents were

never very supportive with me being

independent.

They was like, oh no, Daniel, can't trust

Daniel to do that.

Oh, we gotta do everything for Daniel

because he's so useless.

Oh, Daniel can't cope on his own, he needs

someone to look after him.

Yeah, whatever, doing just fine actually.

Been here a whole week and nothing's gone

wrong.

Has it?

Did my own laundry, did my own

cooking.

Still talks about relationship ended 3

years ago.

Actually ended 1 year ago, and I talk

about all my relationships, even the ones

from 12 years ago.

So yeah, and I'm gonna carry on talking

about everything until the day I die.

So if you don't like that, well, what can

I say?

Oh, I forgot my NIO short position.

Please, I want my money back.

Oh, fucking hell.

Come on,

I'm minus £30 on my NIO short.

But some of them went green.

Oh my God, I got minus £25.

Oh, thank you so much.

How tall am I?

I'm 5 foot 9.

I want to return to Japan when it reopens.

But by the time it reopens, I don't know.

I feel like I quite like Manchester, and

I'm quite comfy here.

It's so stupid.

The Nasdaq is going down.

Why is Neo not?

Look, Neo's just kind of going flat.

I need it to go down below this yellow

line.

Come on.

Wiped out all my profits.

Look, I had £1,180 profits, now I'm down

£20.

At least my NASDAQ short is making money.

We've got 1 hour left in the session.

Hopefully the NASDAQ just kind of fades

off for the rest of the day.

I don't think there's going to be a rally

into the close.

Look at that.

That's a pretty clear downtrend.

Look at that— lower lows, lower highs.

Check back in half an hour.

So irritating.

I worked so hard day trading to get to

where I was.

Now I just blew £20 on a stupid trade.

I found you on Facebook memes.

Oh really?

Well, you'll be surprised to hear that I'm

not just a meme.

I'm a human being.

I haven't been a meme in ages.

I haven't done anything meme-worthy, I

guess.

Well, I'm not going to get another Saxo,

am I?

That's just a massive waste of money, and

it's, it's so heavy and And it's so

difficult to get rid of as well.

Also, I don't recommend getting black for

your bedsheets because

the stains are very visible.

Gotta wash that.

Also, you get little bits of dust from the

toilet paper that floats every time you

tear it, and it all lands on the bedsheet,

and then it's like it's covered in

dandruff.

What is this?

What is all this?

I need to get rid of all the dust on it.

I need to get like a mop as well.

Get in my bed.

Should have gotten like a white creamy

color to match the stains.

I got these, these rags.

I'm gonna make it wet and then just like

wipe the floor Japanese style.

You know, in Japan They kind of— they bend

over and they get on the ground.

They like clean the floor.

I, I want to do it like that.

I could get a mop, but then I've got to go

all the way to Aldi and then get a big mop

and carry it all the way back.

I was looking at the history of this

building and the architect lives on the

top 2 floors, so maybe I'll see him one

day.

And it seems like a lot of people hate

this building.

There's so much hate for the building and

the architect.

They say it looks ugly.

I don't think it looks ugly.

I think it looks cool.

It's like a big block of glass.

There's so many of these traditionalists

in England who hate skyscrapers modern

buildings.

They want everything to look old, like

bricks and Gothic style, and then they

don't want anything modern.

They just want things to look the same.

It's so boring.

One of the reasons I was so interested in

Asia and Japan and Korea is because of the

buildings, like the modern skyscrapers and

the big huge futuristic buildings.

That we didn't really used to have much

here in England, but Manchester has quite

a lot of cool buildings,

and I feel quite proud that I live in the

coolest one,

even though a lot of people hate it.

The guy at the reception, they said, uh,

last night bolt of lightning struck the

building because they have like a— an

antenna at the top of the building that

attracts the Bolts.

I didn't even notice.

I wonder if they could use that to

generate electricity, like they could

capture the lightning bolt to power

something.

That would be so cool.

And it's really cool if you zoom in— wait,

let me zoom— you can actually see the wind

turbines in the distance.

Oh, thank you, Sean, very kind.

Look, I don't know if you can see it today

But on a clear day— today's a bit cloudy—

where are they?

Look, you see those hills?

Oh, it's so cool on a clear day.

You can— oh look, you can kind of see

them.

Can you see them?