Ex girlfriend Tier List

Hello and welcome to today's video. Yes,

it is a video, not one of those livestream

highlight things that I know all of you

love so much. No, this is a proper video

that I've spent time and effort into

creating and editing, not just a

livestream that I clipped into 10 minutes.

Today we're going to be making an

ex-girlfriends tier list, and I have this

lovely chart which I pinched off of

Google, and I have pictures of my exes,

and I'll be assigning them a rank from S

to F based on how annoying they were, and

how good the cereal was. Once upon a time

on my channel, I used to have a video for

every one of my exes documenting how we

met, why I didn't like them, and

ultimately how we broke up. But

unfortunately, I deleted all of them

because I was a bit worried that I'd get

into trouble, and they're all gone now.

Instead of remaking them all one by one,

which would be very boring for me and

tedious, I thought I'd just make this one

video summarizing them all together.

Maybe it'll be fun, maybe it won't. I've

never tried something like this before.

If it goes well, then I could do other

tier lists, I guess. Okay, so first of

all, we start off with my very first

girlfriend. Now, I'm not sure if you can

actually consider her to be my first

girlfriend because we never actually met,

but we were committed to each other, and

I'm pretty sure we had romantic feelings

for each other for around 2 years. So I'm

gonna place her quite highly at around a

B-rank. However,

Unfortunately, she betrayed me by leaving

me for another guy, getting married to

him, and then having his baby. So

unfortunately, I can't forgive that kind

of betrayal, and she's going to have to be

knocked down to an F. I'm really, really

sorry about that. Okay, so next on the

list, we have my second girlfriend, and I

consider her to be my first ever true

girlfriend because I actually met this one

this time. And I met her on a dating

website called japancupid.com. And I went

all the way to Japan to go and meet her.

It was my first time ever going to Japan,

and I decided to go to Osaka to meet her

because that's where she lived. I met her

at the airport, and I wasn't really

attracted to her. Her physical appearance

just wasn't really up to my standards. So

unfortunately, I'm going to have to place

her at a D-rank just based on appearances.

Now, when it comes to cereal,

unfortunately, since it was both our first

times doing it, we didn't really know what

we were doing, and It's kind of

embarrassing to say, but we never actually

successfully managed to— we never

successfully managed to do it. So cereal,

not great. So I'm gonna have to bump her

down all the way to an F grade. Very sorry

about that. Okay, so girlfriend number 3

would be the Korean ex-girlfriend that I

met in a guest house. And she was a very

nice girlfriend overall. She was a very

nice person, very friendly. The only

downside would be she was 15 years older

than me, so that's gonna bump her down to

a D. However, for the few— however,

for the first few months, the cereal was

very good, so that bumps her up to a B.

But then unfortunately, as the

relationship went on and deteriorated,

um, she started rejecting me for cereal.

Every time I asked her if we could do it,

she would say no, and I just felt so

depressed and rejected, and it just didn't

feel good being told no by someone that

you thought was supposed to be attracted

to you. So unfortunately, for that reason,

I'm going to have to bump her all the way

down to an F grade. And the age

difference, the age gap between us was

just so great, I just felt kind of

embarrassed being seen with her in public.

She used to try and hug me in the guest

house, and I would stop her because I

didn't want people thinking we were

together. Everyone used to joke that we

used to look like mother and son, and

that's not really something you want to

hear. Maybe if she was 10 years younger,

I might still be with her, but

unfortunately, that is not the case.

Moving swiftly on to the next girlfriend,

who do we have? Which one was it? Oh yes,

the, um, the French girlfriend. Now,

you might be a bit confused because I say

French and she's not white. Yes, there are

non-white French people, just as there are

non-white British people. And if I just

quickly tell you her story, basically

she's Thai, but her parents didn't want

her, and a French couple from France went

to Thailand and adopted her and brought

her back to France. So technically she's—

so although she was born in Thailand, she

was raised in France, which pretty much

makes her a French person. And I met the

French girlfriend in a different guest

house around 2011. And to

give— and to begin with, I would start her

off at an A-rank. And I would like to give

her an A-rank, very generous, because I

like her face. I think— I thought she was

very cute, and the Her cereal was very

good. Unfortunately, she was a bit

overweight, which brings her down to a B.

And then we come to her personality,

which wasn't something that I really

enjoyed because— mainly because she had so

many male friends that she would prefer to

spend time with during the day instead of

me. And she would just basically ignore me

all day long and just hang out with all

these Spanish guys and this American guy

and this Swedish guy. And then when I

complained about it to her, she said,

Daniel, I spend all night with you. I want

to spend the day with my friends, and that

would be fine if your friends were girls.

I'm not comfortable if my girlfriend's

spending all day hanging around a bunch of

guys. We had several arguments about this,

and we ultimately broke up because of it.

So unfortunately, I have to put her down

to an E grade.

Okay, moving swiftly on. Next, we have the

married Japanese woman. Now, I'm not sure

if this actually counts as a girlfriend

since she was married, But we did have

kind of a fling for about 3 months, which

is pretty long, so I do kind of consider

her as a past relationship or a past

lover. I met her on some kind of Japanese

social networking website. It was called

mixi.co.jp. It was basically Japan's

version of Facebook back then. It's a bit

of an irrelevant website now. I don't

think anyone uses it anymore. And

basically she was a 34-year-old married

woman. And we had a bit of a naughty fling

together, which was quite fun. I would

like to start her off around B because she

was very nice and very generous, and the

cereal was really good, and she even paid

for all of the hotels that we stayed in,

which was— which is pretty nice as well.

I think we went to a hotel almost every 2

nights, so we went to a hotel for

about 40 nights out of the 90 days that we

knew each other. And she paid every single

time. So for that, I think she deserves a

B. But unfortunately, she was a bit

strange. She had depression, and in the

past she tried to set herself on fire,

and she had scars all over her body,

which I found kind of off-putting. So I'm

going to have to put her down to a C. And

when it comes to her physical appearance,

unfortunately, she just wasn't quite up to

my standards. She was very overweight And

I don't know, I just didn't really feel

extremely attracted to her, so

unfortunately I have to take her down to a

D-rank. Next up we have the

chlamydia girlfriend, and this girlfriend—

oh, I had a lot of good memories with this

one. She's easily my favorite one out of

all of them. When it comes to

attractiveness, she was definitely up to

my standards, and I felt extremely

physically attracted to to her. When it

comes to attractiveness, she hands down,

hands down blows all of the rest out of

the water, and I would happily place her

at an S-rank. Unfortunately, she did give

me chlamydia, which was very painful and

scary, and she was a bit annoying. She was

very emotionally unstable. She kept crying

over silly little tiny things. And even

though I felt very attracted to her and

the cereal was top-notch, because of the

chlamydia thing and how irritating she was

in general, I'm gonna have to bump her

down to a B. A funny story between me

and her was that we also tried to get

married, and we nearly did get married,

apart from— and the only reason that we

didn't get married, the only thing that

stopped us, was basically because we had

too many arguments, and I decided to just

leave her and not— I decided to leave her

and not see her again. Yeah, I do actually

miss her quite a bit, and I do think about

her a lot. Moving swiftly on to the next

one, we have the single mother Japanese

girlfriend. And well, this one was quite,

quite the adventure, I have to say. I met

this one on Japan Cupid as well, about 2

years ago when I was working at a petrol

station. And she was a single mother,

divorced, had a 9-year-old daughter, and I

met her on Japan Cupid. I asked her to be

my girlfriend, and then I flew out to

Japan to go and meet her. I stayed in

Japan for about 2 weeks, and we were

together for a total of 2 weeks.

Unfortunately, she just wasn't up to my

standards at all when it comes down to

physical attractiveness, and I didn't feel

attracted to her in any way at all. She

had a nice enough personality, not really

anything to mention, you know, just She

was just a nice normal person, not much

else to say about that. The cereal was not

too bad. It wasn't the best, but it was

okay. So I think I would have to knock her

down to a D rank just because of how

unattracted I felt to her physically. And

last but not least, Tomoko. So she

definitely doesn't count as a girlfriend,

but I thought I would throw her in there

just Just because it was such a weird

experience. So Tomoko was a Japanese lady

that I met around the end of 2017, and

basically she tricked me into thinking she

was 27 when actually she was over the age

of 40. And I didn't feel attracted to

her either, she just wasn't up to my

standards at all. And if you consider the

fact that she also tricked me, lied to me,

and deceived me, that easily puts her down

to an F-rank. And that brings us neatly

to the end of my ex-girlfriend tier list

video. Now you might be thinking that I've

been very harsh on these ladies and I've

given most of them F-ranks and D-ranks and

they've been ranked very poorly. And yes,

that's true, and I don't think it's

because I'm fussy or I'm picky or I have

very high standards. It's just because I

didn't feel attracted to them or our

personalities didn't really click And

that's why they've been ranked so lowly.

If any of them were ranked above a B rank,

if let's say I had A's and S's, then I

wouldn't have broken up with any of them,

and I'd still be with them if they were

that highly ranked. You know, the quest

for love isn't an easy one, and most

people, they, they don't have the luck.

They're not lucky enough to find the

person that they're looking for on the

first try. That's just kind of absurd. I

think for most people it takes many

relationships until they do find the right

one, and I don't think my story is any

different to other guys.