cruise ship trip with wife-462758946

Hello.

Hello. Testing. What?

What?

Sun cream.

We're getting sun cream.

Sunshine very strong.

He need a sun cream. Finish!

Free sun cream.

Very nice.

Bad connection. Hopefully there's good connection on the boat. Connection was pretty bad in there. I think if we stay outside it should be fine.

Edit.

Oh wow.

That's so nice.

Twitch チ ェ ック して 自 分 の 携 帯。 なんか 変。 I can't see the on-screen chat. No.

It's moving.

Oh, it looks pretty good. Is it lagging? I can't see my own chat, the on-screen chat. Is anyone there? I think it's working. Can you stay? Oh, it's working now. Okay, I got it. Everything's fine, everything's good. We have about 20 minutes. Until we get on the boat. Hopefully there's internet on the boat. There should be internet on the boat. I don't see why there wouldn't be.

She's so slow.

Okay, I'm ready. Got my hand grip. Am I enjoying Resident Evil 2? No, I hated it. Had to refund it. It was too scary. Mommy and Daddy are taking you on a trip today. Hope you're excited.

I'm excited.

Is this filmed on a GoPro? No, it's on my phone, Samsung S10 Plus. Very nice phone. Oh, thank you, Cool Nor, for the bits. We were supposed to go to a zoo today. But the zoo's closed for some reason on Mondays, so I had to cancel and we had to quickly find something else to do. My wife suggested we go on this boat. So we're gonna go on a boat. It's not time to get on it yet, we still have to wait about 20 minutes. It's pretty windy. Hopefully it's not— oh, it's here! Is that our boat? Are you ready?

Yes.

Our boat's here. Hopefully I don't feel sick. Usually I don't get seasick. I get carsick, but trains, boats, and airplanes are fine. How long is the stream going to be? Probably about 4 or 5 hours, so hopefully we get some nice footage so I can edit it into a 10-minute video for the main channel. That's That's kind of like my new strategy for today— stream on Twitch and then make highlights for the main channel. See how it goes. Trying to keep it stable. My last stream was really shaky.

Concerto.

Concerto. What does concerto mean? Sounds Italian. Such a good idea. Yeah, I think it's quite a good idea. Usually before, I would just vlog it instead of streaming it. This is kind of like live vlogging it. My hand hurts. Oh, um, by the way, this is the same place me and Tomoko came 2 years ago. Me and Tomoko came to this exact same place. It's a bit weird. Oh, thank you for the bits. Concerto is English. It sounds Italian or Spanish. I'm getting flashbacks from 2 years ago when I got catfished, but it's thanks to Tomoko that I met my wife.

So they say.

If it wasn't for Tomoko, I would have went back to Nagano Prefecture to meet the single mother. Wouldn't have come to Osaka again. Probably would have— oh look, that guy's filming as well. Everyone's filming. That guy's camera is huge. Did you see it? It's on a bloody gimbal. What's he doing? Are we going to have cereal tonight? Maybe on the boat? No, we're not We're not staying on the boat. 2:30 departure. Maybe I should get a gimbal as well to keep things stable. They're just kind of big and expensive.

My word!

Titanic.

Yay!

There's a typhoon as well. Where's the typhoon? That's why it's so windy. Apparently, there's a typhoon passing by. Hopefully not in our direction. Thank God I got sun cream. My face would have burnt up so badly. Konaito is really grateful you didn't leak his Facebook profile. Yeah, I'm a nice guy. I don't like doxxing people. Oh, there's loads of people in there waiting. Hopefully it's not too crowded. I think doxxing is kind of lame. Also, it's against YouTube's guidelines. What's the weather like? It's about 30 degrees. It's pretty hot, very, very warm. That's our boat. They're getting it ready. There's restaurants on the boat, but it's really expensive. There's Kobe beef, which costs about $200 for, for one course, and then they have this ultimate concerto meal which costs about $300. What a rip-off. We just ordered cake and tea, which cost about ¥2,000. Not too bad. ¥2,000 for cake and tea. You can get that for ¥200 in a convenience store. I should get a little wind muff so the wind doesn't make so much noise. Say boring when you get on the boat. We'll see, see how boring it is. What time is it? I want to get on the boat. After 15 minutes. That's a boring looking boat. It's a pretty cool boat, I think.

We put this Peshara seed in the sea. We can eat dessert with coffee.

Can I swim? I think I can swim. I haven't swam for ages. Who wants to see my wife's outfit?

Huh?

Your outfit. How come you're using Twitch? Just trying something new for fun. Twitch seems like fun. I'll do a stream on Twitch and then I'll edit highlights for the YouTube channel so I can have a stream on Twitch. I'll do streams on Twitch and then videos on YouTube. It's my new plan. My new plan is keep streaming on Twitch, and then high-quality videos, edited stuff, will be on the main channel. And then the second channel will be for just random stuff— GoPro stuff, restaurant stuff. Why are you laughing? I have 4K GoPro videos on my second channel. We just walk around, we go to restaurants and stuff. This selfie stick's not very stable, it keeps wobbling. It's kind of loose. The thing I like about Twitch is you can make clips, so if something funny happens, usually someone clips it. I like the whole clip thing. Clipping feature is pretty cool. Is the ad revenue on Twitch similar to YouTube? I don't know, I don't get ad revenue because I'm not a partner. You need to have 75 average viewers on every stream to be able to get partnership, and I usually only get about 50, so I don't get enough viewers on Twitch. To be able to get partnership. Set your game to just chatting. It should be set to IRL. Let me check quickly. Oh, it's windy. It says category IRL. I just checked my Twitch dashboard and it said IRL, so I'm not sure what's happening. Any updates on the Filipino L Word? No, she hasn't said anything about it. I think she gave up complaining.

Your friend blocked me.

She blocked you?

Yeah, I let it— I sent a message to her, but she didn't reply yet.

How do you know she blocked you? That's so stupid.

She's nervous now.

But what's the point of blocking you? You didn't do anything. Blocking you is not gonna help.

If I want to contact with her, I can call her. She gave me her phone number.

It's gone.

So weird. It's my fault I made you lose a friend.

You ruined my friendship.

She's not a good friend, she's a weirdo.

You ruined my friendship and family. My family.

I ruined your friendship and family relationships. It's not my fault. Don't blame me. I, I edited the video, blurred her out.

I told you, don't make a checkup video, but you made it and uploaded it.

Bad boy.

D-boy.

Stick boy. Ruiner of friendships. I ruin friendships now. So stupid she would block someone just for that. Just for appearing in someone's YouTube channel, you block your friend. How lame. Oh, it's so windy. When are we getting on the boat?

I'm getting bored. In 10 minutes.

Can we stand somewhere where it's less windy? I feel like I did nothing wrong. I got her permission to film her. After she complained, I edited the videos just how she wanted me.

You're not for—

but— And then just because—

Your fault.

What's wrong with the second video? I just said she's stupid.

You are Finally, they say something about L word.

The L word? Who cares? No one cares if she's an L word. Dead cat is required. Can I get— do you mean the fluffy thing? Can I get one for my phone? We had this massive argument after that, like the second video. It was quite funny, we were shouting at each other. Oh well, I made $50 off it, so I actually made $100 out of the whole situation.

2 か 月 か 大丈夫 で しょ。 綺 麗。 デ ー タ い っぱ い 使 う。 100 bucks.

100 bucks and you lost a friend. But I got the money.

Cha-ching!

Oriental Hotel.

I never stay there.

Me and Tomoko.

Yuri?

I don't think so. No, we went to a different one. Who's smoking?

It's a nice hotel.

5G? Do I speak Kansai-ben? No, I speak standard Hyo-jungo, Gaijin-ben.

It's weird if the foreigners speak it.

It's so lame when foreigners think they're cool because they can speak Kansai-ben. It's just weird. Imagine if, if some foreigner came to England and started trying to speak in a Scottish accent. It would just You get these foreigners, they come to Japan in Osaka, and they think they're so funny because they speak in Kansai-ben. It sounds ridiculous. Just stick to standard Japanese. There was this one Swiss or Swedish guy at the guest house, he used to speak in Kansai-ben all the time.

Yeah, that's not funny.

He was only doing it because all the Japanese people would go, oh wow, sugoi! You can speak Kansai-ben!

You're jealous.

No. All the girls would gather around him going, oh wow, he can speak Kansai dialect! As if it's difficult. You just say yaro instead of daro. You just put— you just change the D into a Y and it's Kansai-ben. Oh, he said ya instead of da. He just changed one letter. Who's paying for this trip? My lovely wife, waifu.

Oh, I always pay.

Liar, I gave you ¥2,000, ¥4,000. Does your wife have a sister? Yeah, but she's already married. She has 2 kids.

She got married with a younger policeman.

Her sister is how old? 36.

36.

And her husband is 29. So her sister also has a younger husband, about 6 years younger, but he has a real job. He's a policeman, unlike me. I don't have a Boring. Imagine being married to a policeman. You can't do anything naughty. He'll tell you off. He'll arrest you, handcuff you to the bed, spank you. Naughty girl, you broke the law. I would hate being married to a policewoman. I wouldn't be able to do anything bad. She'll tell me off. Can't shoplift, can't steal, can't evade tax. Not that I do any of those things. How long? I want to get on the boat. Oh no, my battery isn't charging. My battery charger better be charged, otherwise this stream isn't going to last very long. I think it's charged. I think it stops charging when it gets to 100. I double-checked it.

Where are you?

He didn't— no, he didn't bad thing.

My— he can't arrest him. What?

Your sister's husband will arrest me? Sham marriage.

Come, come marry me.

Stop making that weird noise.

He want— he just wanted to buy someone's beer. He might run away after taking a beer.

Are they stream sniping me? They're not stream sniping me.

Good.

When I get my spouse visa, I'm gonna run away with Tomoko. Run away. How tall am I? I'm 5 foot 9. A towering monstrosity. Oh, we're getting on the boat.

How exciting.

Oh, we're getting on the boat. How exciting. Everyone's taking videos, so I don't feel like a huge weirdo. Who's ready for the boat stream? I don't want to stand near the foreigners, they won't understand what I'm saying.

Come back.

I want to know that.

外地の隣に行きたくない。バレるから行ってることが。 How long is the trip? It's about one hour and a half, and then we go to that bridge, and then they bring us back. Is the boat Italian? I guess so. It's not a very long trip, just a quick cruise. I was watching Abroad in Japan's channel where he goes on a boat and they, they catch a giant tuna, and then they show them catching the tuna and then ending its life, and it's quite, it's quite bloody. I was surprised. I got a strike just for poisoning a cockroach, Chris Brawl gets away with showing the slaughter of a tuna. So unfair. How come I get a strike, Chris gets away with it? Not even age-restricted. I don't want to show people's backsides. Watch Chris Broad's video, uh, the ¥3 million tuna. They go on a boat and they show people catching tuna, and it's very graphic. い ら っ しゃ い ませ。 す み ません、 こんにちは。 手 前 の お 部 屋 は ル ビ ー の 部 屋、 そして A デ ッ キ でした ら 上 の 階 段 を お 上 り ください ませ。 皆さん ル ビ ー で お 間 違 い ない ですか？ A デ ッ キ は 一 つ 上 の 階 段 で ございます。 い ら っ しゃ い ませ。 こ ん にちは。 Do you have text-to-speech on? Yes, I do.

Very fancy. Very fancy.

I didn't think it'd be so fancy. Why can't we sit there? Oh, we can't change seats.

It's not shaking.

She said it's shaking. Oh, it's moving.

What a stupid tripod!

Keeps dropping down because it's too heavy. Oh, I feel sick.

Hola!

Because I keep looking at the screen and it's swaying slightly.

Oh, it's moving.

Does your rice smell like an old woman? No, nothing.

Not yet.

No, yeah, Daniel.

Don't upset my wife. Oh, I feel strange. The whole thing's swaying.

But it's my turn. Take yourself.

What's this?

Coke.

I want Coca-Cola.

Orange.

No apple.

え、 揺 れる 気 持 ち 悪 い。 あれ や、 台 風 や から ちょっと 波 が 強 い。 Cake, take off your glasses.

Take off your glasses.

Do you want to see me or my wife?

You.

Fine, you don't want to see me, I'll show you my wife instead. You guys are mean.

You're fun, almost a guy. Yay, Chihiro is hot!

This one's quite cute. Everyone's taking selfies. Sit next to each other. There's not enough room. Oh, we're moving. He's just explaining cakes and drinks and stuff. How many people 116. Yeah, quite a nice turnout for Twitch. People are waving outside. How do I zoom in?

They're waving.

We're moving.

That guy's very noisy. Why are they clapping? Why are they clapping? I think he's saying something very funny, but I'm not sure, so I'm not listening. Can he be quiet? It's kind of annoying. Why is he shouting? I'm getting scared. Oh, they're taking photos. I don't want a photo. If I want a photo, I'll take it myself. I've got my own camera. They think people don't have their own cameras. You can't see outside because it's all overexposed. Can I focus it outside?

You can see the mountainside from here. Nice view, very peaceful.

Oh, thank you for subscribing. Very kind of you.

Are you looking at your phone?

She's watching the stream on her phone.

Who subscribed?

Drink drunk, please.

My blog. I'm just I'm lazy.

If you're lazy, do live streaming.編集する必要ないでしょ。 But I have to speak English. We should go up that mountain, Rokko Mountain. Where is it?

Over there.

Can we climb it?

Yeah. We went to Loco Mountain before.

When?

Uh, we went to Loco Farm. Loco Farm.

I don't remember.

You, you are making video in the Loco Farm. I don't remember.

Stop doxxing the Australian guy. The Australian guy blocked her as well.

I want to know about the Australian guy.

They want to see the sex tape. That's for premium Patreon members only. Oh, they're coming to take our picture.

It's piecemeal.

When can we walk around?

Cake, look.

I thought the cake target.

I don't want a cake.

I eat it if you don't want.

Make me feel sick if I, if I eat a cake.

It's gotta play music.

Thank you.

She's gonna play a song. 面 白 い 雰 囲 気 が。 Titanicみたいでしょ?

Titanic.

Titanic. Japanese version of Titanic.

Music will play the The couple look so, look so happy behind us.

My cake.

Cake coming.

Your one's bigger.

Yes, that's why I choose it.

I just like my cake. A whole new world. It's like lemon meringue on a sponge cake.

What?

Lion King.

Conc ert?

Eh, 動 物 園 に する。 ど っち でも いい よ。 Did you see The Lion King? Terra of the Levitation.

What?

How was it? How is it?

She wants to see The Lion King, the new 3D one.

CGI line.

They've run out of ideas, they're just remaking old Disney movies now. Just watch National Geographic Africa.

The story is almost the same.

More realistic.

Lame.

Achoo! Achoo!

Already.

Boring.

Boring.

Live shoulda hoo-ka.

Tanoshikaru.

I don't like Marvel movies.

She likes Star Wars.

No, I— yeah, no, I don't like Star Wars. I tried to watch it, but on the way I feel sleepy. Story is boring.

You don't understand the story. It's about the complex relationship between father and son and their struggles in the galaxy far, far away.

I feel sick.

Cakey nose.

Give me a coffee. I can't, I'm filming.

You get me a drink. Coffee, please.

She's coming. She's gone.

Oh, thank you very much. There's no milk. Get me milk.

All right. Who likes coffee? I do.

I don't have work. I don't want to have a baby.

She wants 5 babies, each from a different man.

One black, one white, one Asian, Hispanic, Middle Eastern.

And then we'll make them fight each other to see which one's strongest.

We want a dog and cat, but we can't have a dog and cat.

Why?

Because my apartment—

They won't find out. How would they know we have a cat? They're not going to check.

It won't.

I'll spank it. I already scratched the wall myself.

Yeah, Chihiro, you are pretty— very pretty. Thank you so much.

I can look after cats, it's easy. Cats take care of themselves, basically. You don't have to do much, just feed them.

And our apartment is narrow to have a pet.

It's fine.

If we leave— left our apartment, we have to fix if the cat scratch the wall.

Get a scratching post. Get scratching post.

I don't know. My, my cat didn't scratch the ball.

When can we go outside? Her performance finished.

We can go outside.

Go swimming.

Jump into the sea.

You try. Did you say that, ass?

What did you say?

Nothing.

Didn't say anything.

They left. Where 'd they go?

Ah, yes.

な んで 笑 ってる？ 撮 ってる ところ の ライ ブ。 She skipped a.

Why didn't she— didn't take our photo? You scared them away.

Look, she didn't take our photo. She walked past us.

Can we go outside now? I want to look for dolphins.

Orions.

Tuna. But more beautiful.

Ah, hi, it's okay.

Okay, let's go. Oh, I feel sick.

Look at the waves.

Very dirty.

See, it's brown. See?

Can we go out there? I can show you the world. Oh, I don't want to come back here. Oh, look, where's our bedroom? I want to smash.

Unbelievable.

Oh, go outside. There's a bar. Might be windy outside.

Well, it's hot.

Well, it's hot. Very nice. What are these white things? That's where they keep the oxygen.

That is Kobe Airport.

Kobe.

Kobe. Kobe.

Kobe. The second-rate Osaka. Poor man's Osaka. Depth charges. Yes, depth charges in case there's any monsters. We didn't say thank you to the couple holding the door. In Japan, no one says thank you to anyone. It's the culture. The culture of Japan, you don't talk to strangers. Yeah, the sky is very pretty.

Oh, look at this, there's people over here.

Oh, why is it so hot? Engine fumes just blowing in my face. It doesn't look dirty.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, Malaysia's sea was much bluer than this. This cloud of engine fume just blew into my face. It was disgusting. Through the tight Jack!

Help me! I want to die! Help me!

Oh nice, I have very good connection quality here. I can't remember the Titanic theme song. Oh look, there's a bridge. Is that a little bridge model of the bridge we're going to? Where is it?

I can't see it.

Oh, it's over there. Can you see it?

It's here.

Very beautiful, just like your mom.

Just like your mama. The ship must have great Wi-Fi. No, I'm using my data. I was worried there might not be 4G here, but there is.

That is a sumo aquarium.

The sumo aquarium.

Aquarium.

Suma.

Suma.

Aquarium. And the Suma, uh, seaside.

Seaside.

You can see the, um, the woman wearing the, um, bikini.

Very nice. It says do not go here. I want to go down this blue bit. We're going there, that bridge. I'll zoom in. That's where we're going.

Nighttime. The more beautiful.

The sky looks nice. Can I swim? I think so, should be able to.

Try it, jump in!

No.

Imagine if I dropped the phone into the water, that'd be funny. I feel like this is it. This is everything. There's not really much else to do on the boat apart from stand here.

How old are you?

We're not adopting anyone. Where else can we go?

There's a restaurant up there.

It's a pretty small boat. They locked us in. Oh no, it's Captain Hirohito Fukushima. Isn't that a very unfortunate combination of names? It's your emperor. Emperor of the Japanese Imperial Empire reincarnated.

Which way?

See what's down here. Yeah, well, there's probably lots of people called Hitler before Hitler became Hitler, but now no one wants to call their kids Hitler. They change their names. Oh, we lost connection going down there. Too, too low. We need to stay high. Well, that's it really. There's not anywhere else to sit or go to. Where should we go? Outside or go back inside?

Enjoy.

Um, I don't know. It looks like everyone's going outside, so let's go back inside, sit by the window. They should put snacks. Biscuits would be nice. Biscuits or crisps, please.

What's this basket?

Forbidden going outside.

Oh, thank you for hosting. We're not allowed out here.

Quick cereal. We are—

In the toilets. We should have bought some snacks.

I don't have— there's not—

Hmm, what do we do now? Um, how much did the boat cruise cost? It cost about $20.

No, just the— it's an entry fee.

¥2,000.

¥2,000, yes.

Very exciting. How much was it? 2,000 yen.

Plus, um, tea. Tea time.

Plus the tea and cakes, so $40, maybe $40.

It's Red Bull time.

Red Bull time. Is that cheap? Is it cheap?

Yeah, how come the tea and cake cost the same as the boat ride? We should have brought our own cake. She's looking at the stream, she's reading the chat. We're going camping next. Do you want me to stream the camping or just do it as a normal video? What do you think would be better?

I don't know.

Could do a camping stream. Do both. I could make the video and then after I finish making it, start streaming. We'll just stream the whole thing. And then edit the stream down to about 10 or 15 minutes.

We're gonna be camping next week.

We paid to come on this boat just to stare at our phones.

I, I heard get on this ship many times.

She used to work on it. Yeah, as a cabin girl.

When I was 20.

Which boat?

This boat.

This one? Yeah, the very same one we're on now.

Dinner time. I stopped dinner for customer. The one day the typhoon was— typhoon came to here, I was sick. I nearly vomited.

How much did they pay How much pay you? 1 hour.

It's good salary. I just work 4 hours. Um, maybe 7,000 yen.

7,000 yen for 1 hour?

4.

4 hours?

4 hours. Quite good. Yes, almost 2000, 2001.

I'm bored.

But he, they enjoying, um, when he do livestream. If he didn't, he don't, doesn't livestream, he said, I'm bored, I'm bored, many times.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

Say boring.

Boring.

Chihiro say room, the room.

Jesus Christ, Daniel, there's nothing to do.

People are chatting, chatting, dancing.

Daniel, what is fun to you? Playing Rainbow Six. I might play Resident Evil 2 again. I refunded it, but I might buy it again. This time I should play on easy mode, not hard mode. It was too scary. Too stressful. I don't play games to get stressed out. I play games to have fun. I already watched the whole thing on YouTube anyway. But I like the atmosphere. I like the story. I just don't like the gameplay. Don't like the puzzles. I'd rather watch someone else play it.

Talk to other passengers.

That's what Ice Poseidon would do. That's all.話しかける。Yo, yo, what's up? What's up, dude?

My sister really likes Dragon Quest. She is a nerd.

Oh, we're going to play Minecraft. We're trying to set up a server for the channel so we can play Minecraft.

The kids really like Minecraft. Minecraft.

It's quite fun. We made a little realm, but the realm only lets you have 20 players. We want a proper server which can have loads, and then we'll just invite anyone. Anyone can join.

Do you hear like Rainbow Six? I don't know.

When it's all set up properly, I'll start telling people about it. We can make a city. Huh?

Shaking.

There is a squirrel in the...

Refrigerator?

Refrigerator? Refrigerator.

Squirrel.

Squirrel.

Squirrel.

Squirrel.

I had a quarrel with a squirrel. Even I can't say it.

I had a quarrel.

A quarrel.

Quarrel.

With a squirrel.

With a squirrel. Oh, I want to marry my Japanese girlfriend who will meet their parents. Any advice?

Any advice?

Don't update— update About your girlfriend in YouTube.

Don't make a YouTube channel about her.

3 kilos of wheat. I need wheat and milk.

Don't be nervous, Daniel. I'm not nervous. I'm having a gay old time.

2 時 20 分 に 出 て 今 3 時 20 分 だから ね。 It's been—

where's the bridge?

Already we—

We're waiting for the bridge. Why didn't you say anything? Oh, we missed the bridge. We're going back now. It's been an hour. So half an hour left. Boring.

Boring?

Let's go back outside quick.

Good night.

I'm not looking at my phone, I'm looking out the window. Go outside.

Back outside.

No snacks? At least give us some peanuts.

Go!

Why are you standing there doing nothing? Move your ass. Marriage memory. Imagine getting married on here. There's a restaurant here. Restaurant?

Yeah.

Back outside.

Are you having fun? Yes.

Oh, I'm scared. Oh, there's the bridge. It used to be over there, now it's over there. What is this trickery? I thought we were going to go under the bridge. You said we're going to go under the bridge. Oh, it's so windy. Can you imagine climbing up this rock? The bridge was the whole point of coming, the main attraction.

Time to go home, play Rainbow Six.

What?

I like it inside.

It's too windy. Let's go.

Go here.

Too windy. I want to stand here. Ah,風が強いから. This is better. Go on the App Store. No brains.

Huh? Thumbnail.

Why do I look scary when I smile? Always scary. Yeah, the quality looks quite good using all of my data.

What?

Sex doll? I already bought one, you just didn't realize. I need to cut the back of my head, it's getting a bit long here. So this bit, I need to cut my hair. I want a nice thumbnail.

Did you write that?

Take a thumbnail with the shoreline background while you kiss Chihiro. Romantic cruise with my wine.

Stop blowing my hair.

The wind's ruining my hair.

I can't make my hair look good.

Where's the bridge?

Oh, we're nearly back.

What should we do afterwards? We could show you Kobe.

Ah, that's the port tower. Port tower?

We can go up the port tower.

Go up a tower? Uh, might as well since we're here. Whoa, look how fast we're moving! We're actually moving pretty quickly. You don't notice it when you're at sea, but when things go past you— I don't think I can use any of this for the main channel. Nothing really happened. I'll just plonk it onto the second channel, get some, get some highlights. I was hoping something would happen, like a typhoon would come, or the ship would capsize, or we'd see a dolphin. Nothing. What a disappointing trip. This is, um, footage Footage for the second channel, I guess. I think the zoo would be more interesting. I might go to the zoo with the Hong Kong guy. He keeps nagging me, asking me when we can meet up. Here we are back in the port.

That was okay, I guess.

I'd rate it 4.1 out of 10. I think it was a nice, nice amount of time, 1 hour and a half. It was any— if it was any longer, it would have been very boring. I think 1 hour and a half is a good amount of time to be on a boat because there's nothing else to do. I went on a boat in Norway and they took us to the fjords. That was slightly more interesting because you get to see all the fjords.

We do want to go.

Because there's ice everywhere. We're going up the tower. There's a Chinatown.

Chinatown or go up some kind of tower are the current choices. Do a sexy pose.

Sexy pose.

Very nice. So windy.

Here comes the land.

We're going to pillage, loot, and the R-word. Being a pirate looks pretty fun. Sailing around, pillaging. Oh yeah, pillage, on pillaging, loot pillagers, take their women. Don't leave me. She's going to the toilet. Well, I guess it's just me, your best friend Daniel.

So who wants to join the Minecraft So I think it's going to be a lot of fun.

We can meet up in the game. I want a nice castle for myself with a set dungeon, and then I'll make a bunch of little shackles for you guys. And then the paying people, Twitch subscribers, Patreon people, they can have a nice, a nice mansion. And then if you want to be my If you want to be my girl, you can have a special room next to mine.

Hard to hear you.

Okay, I'll stop talking for now. What if I do this?

If I cup my hand around the microphone, can you hear me now? Hello.

It said, who wants to join my Minecraft server?

So windy.

Put a sock in it.

I might have to go and actually buy one of those dead cat things to block the wind. Nearly back at land.

Maybe there'll be less wind here. Or I could just go here. Oh, this is much better.

What's your opinion of Shinjuku? Very classy.

What's my opinion of Shinjuku? It's been an age I filed a report via Twitch customer support. I didn't even do that on Twitch, by the way. And if you think Twitch are going to ban people because they wave a toy gun and then do a silly voice, then you're, you're a bit stupid. There's a bunch of people trying to report me on Twitch and YouTube because I waved around a toy gun and I was going, no, no, please don't kidnap me. If you seriously think I'll get banned for that, then you're stupid, because I've said much, much worse than that. And my Twitch channel has been manually reviewed when I requested partnership, and they didn't say anything. Ruttgoods91, you can get lost because you're just dumb. Anyone with 2 brain cells would realize that I was joking and I wasn't serious, hence the City Please don't tell me you're that stupid. Mod me, I'll kick him out. Okay, I will. I remember you, Jake. You're a good guy. The thing is, I don't know how to mod people on Streamlabs.

I know, that's what you should do.

Um, I can't because It doesn't do anything. I have to go into the Twitch app. I'll do it later. I feel sorry for you, Daniel. You'll get everything you deserve coming to you. Oh, I'm so scared. Are you gonna beat me up? But you can't even beat up a paper bag. Pathetic. It's called a joke, you know. Those things people say when they're not being serious.

Right.

I won't get banned for that, I'm pretty sure. And I didn't even say on Twitch, so it's not breaking their rules if what I did wasn't on Twitch. He's just jealous because he doesn't get to enjoy cruise ships with a wife.

Yeah, we're going to a tower. We're going to a tower.

Besides, it didn't even sound like my voice. Someone— anyone could have made that. They could have just gotten the 10-second clip of me not saying anything with the gun, and then they could have put their own voice over it going, no, no, no, and then pretended it was me. So it's not really credible. Oh look, a Ferris wheel. We could go on the Ferris wheel. I'd rather go up the tower. Ferris wheel or tower? Tower, is it that red one? I would love to have fish and chips right now. If this was England, there'd be fish and chips. It looks like a golf tee.

Golf?

This is like a second-rate Yokohama.

Teru de.

Tsumaranai baajou.

So.

Poor man's Yokohama. Yokohama is much more impressive.

Really?

Is it going to rain? Look at that cloud.

Well, they don't.

There's no beer garden here. Let's go, the ship's bar.

Finally.

Oh, thank you, Jake, for the bits. I'll make you a mod later.

Why is everyone standing here?

Too many people. Kobe isn't that interesting. Kobe, it's not nice.

Kobe is a nice place.

It just feels kind of dead. It's kind of quiet.

There's—

it's not much happening. It just seems kind of, I don't know, dull. Yokohama is way better.

Yokohama is bigger than Kobe.

Oh, we can go.

I felt like I was trapped.

Hello.

Very nice.

Nice cruising.

What?

Nice cruising.

Nice cruise. It was okay, I guess. Look, look, lunch cruise, tea cruise, twilight cruise, night cruise. Yeah, it was about $20 for the cruise, 1 hour. Oh, thank you, Verdenta, for subscribing. Subscribers get access to the entire stream afterwards.

Um, I used to work there at Estación de Kobe.

Kobe Harbourland.

Look, Estación de Kobe. It's the wedding ceremony.

That's where we got married.

Not really.

Did I miss the boat? Yeah, we just came off it. Sorry, it was, it was very uneventful.

Konami Sports Where are we going now?

We're gonna go into that red tower, but I don't know if it's interesting. Should we go in? I don't know. It's just an observation tower. Chinatown, what? Okay, let's go to Chinatown. The tower isn't very interesting. We just go up and then show you the view. So So we're gonna skip the tower, go to Chinatown.

Have you ever been to Forbidden Chinatown with Komako?

No, I don't think I have. Oh, it's that guy again. What if that's, you know, that guy called Ran Balak who walks around making videos? Maybe that's him. I don't know. There's a couple people who made videos just walking around like this, no talking. Maybe that's one of them. Uh, he said the N-word. Yeah, I said the N-word, but I wasn't calling anyone the N-word.

What's the N-word?

I didn't call anyone the N-word. I said I've removed— I've cleared my blacklist on my YouTube channel, so you can write the N-word in the comments. And I said the N word because that was the most offensive word I could think of. I wasn't, I wasn't telling people to write it. I was saying you are able to because there's no blacklist anymore.

Ah, wakatta inu wa.

But then if you start writing it, I'll have to add it back to the blacklist. So stop trying to twist things to make me look bad. People say the N-word all the time. It's smaller.

Yeah, it's pretty boring.

You have to pay money. I don't want to pay money.

Me too.

Oh, I just stepped on a crunchy thing. Was it a snail? It's a pretty old-looking toilet.

Look!

What? Look at what? Okay, I'm gonna put my phone in the bag whilst I go to the toilet. Okay, I'm ready. You can't film inside a bathroom. I didn't film. I put my phone in my bag.

Fly, buddy.

Torte nai yo, Berio.

Fly, buddy.

You recorded the audio. There's nothing wrong with recording the sound of water splashing. If water splashing could get you banned, then just running the sink would get you banned. Stop complaining. You guys complain more than I do. Pretty sure I won't get banned. I didn't do anything wrong.

You totally did.

You're filming yourself a lot.

Took you all out on a nice boat trip, all you do is complain. Daniel's a pedo and Daniel's a racist.

They really like you.

Pedo racist.

They always watching me. I really like you.

So ridiculous. They know completely, fully well that I was joking, and they're just pretending to take it seriously to get me into trouble. You know that episode on Simpsons when Bart and Lisa are on their own and then this guy just pops out of nowhere and he says, hey kids, do you want to come with me? And then they just start going, okay, sure, yeah. That was a joke. No one complains about stuff like that. People don't start complaining, oh, the writers of The Simpsons are pedos. It's like that. You can joke about anything. Yeah, The Simpsons, the joke was that the kids just agreed to go with that creepy old guy without, without thinking it was suspicious because the guy could have kidnapped them. That was the joke. He's just a hater. Ignore him. He's just jealous, jealous of me.

Why are people jealous of you?

Because I'm handsome and I've got a And you have a cute wife. Yeah, just a sad loser who lives in his mum's basement who hates his own life, so he watches my streams to try and make Make himself feel better about his own sad life. There's nothing more sad than that. At least I have a wife. Who do you have? You just have your mum. Bet you couldn't even get a wife, Rutgers91. Time to grow up, maybe. It's very windy.

Huh?

Chinatown? No, I was, I was insulting Rutgers, not anyone else. I'm not responding to him anymore, so he can carry on wasting his time. I'm not gonna read his comments. I'm done with you. Not giving you any more attention.

Waste of their time. Zigzag my asshole.

What?

What are you saying?

Zigzag. Ew.

Hidoukoto yotte ta yone.

Zigzag.

Hidouina.

Used and original.

No, just like, uh, much water.

Where's China?

People say I don't go outside. I go outside all the time. I just didn't used to film it because I used to make vlogs in my room, but now I'm trying to try new things. Trying out new things because I don't have any ideas. We're going to Chinatown.

Yes.

Get some food. Coco, shimmy, shimmy.

Small, Rio.

Very small.

How many times are you streaming nowadays? Usually every few days. Trying to stream more, trying to be more consistent, but it's, it's tricky trying to think of things to do during the stream. Kobe beef. Oh look, it's Chinatown. Oh, that's nice. I hate it when you stand outside a restaurant and then someone comes out. This makes it very awkward when you're thinking about what to eat. Oh, this is Chinatown.

Today is a Monday, not crowded here.

食 欲 が ない.

No.

Welcome to Chinatown. Lots of Chinese food.

Oh, I Beer.

What?

I want to drink beer.

Beer?

We could get a beer, maybe. Next. It's not that interesting, to be honest.

No, go ahead.

How did we meet each other? We met on Tinder. Not very romantic. It's better than the tower. Yeah, I guess so.

Panda.

Panda. Did I make a video about it? Yeah, it's called How I Met My Wife. I explain everything. What's this one? Family Mart.

Chinatown version.

Well, that was Chinatown. I don't really know where to go now. Might just go home, play some Minecraft. This is where I came with Tomoko. Oh, I'm getting déjà vu flashbacks. This is where I was waiting for her bus to arrive 2 years ago. This is where I was waiting for her bus to arrive 2 years ago.

Tomoko, are you now—

No idea. Warhammer. I love Warhammer. They have a Warhammer shop. 高校生 の時にやってたよ、友達と。 Wow, look, it's full of nerds.

Let's go.

Nerd mode. I used to spend every day painting and gluing things. And then on Sunday, me and my friends would go to Games Workshop to play Warhammer against other, other children. I made this boy cry because I beat him. So funny.

What's your name?

Hi, thank you so much. And the person who works there, the one who was— the one who was teaching us how to play, he would get— he would pick up the kids' models and then dunk them into glasses of water and make them cry. And he'll say, don't worry, it will dry. He was a bit of a He was a strange person. He had a glass of water and he got this kid's robot thing or something, put it into the water. And he used to make fun of me because I never spoke. Me and my friend, we didn't talk much. And he used to make fun of us. Where are we going?

Going to station.

Oh, we're going home. Goodbye.

Bye.