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I hate bulldogs - they are so ugly

2016-06-29 · 3 min

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    Hey guys, so I wanted to make this special

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    video to just tell you how much I dislike

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    bulldogs. I'm not really a big fan of

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    dogs, but there are a few dogs that I

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    really, really hate the way they look. I

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    just don't understand how people can think

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    these dogs look cute. I mean, look at

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    this— look at this bulldog. There's

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    nothing about this face that's attractive

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    or cute. It has horrible tiny beady eyes,

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    it has like a weird troll face that looks

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    like it's been smashed in with a shovel,

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    and it has a really weird-shaped body,

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    like it has Small legs and a big wide fat

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    body. And there's actually a reason why it

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    looks this way. It— there's a dark,

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    horrible, disgusting reason why bulldogs

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    were even created in the first place.

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    Have you ever heard of bull baiting? So

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    bull baiting is basically— well, it was

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    this horrible blood sport that used to be

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    really popular hundreds of years ago. And

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    they would get a bull and then tie it to a

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    stake that was in the ground. And the goal

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    of the game was to place your bets on a

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    bulldog, and then the bulldog would just—

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    the bulldog would have to try and get

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    close to the bull without being tossed

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    into the air, and it would try and latch

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    onto the bull's snout with its mouth. The

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    bulldog's bite was so powerful and strong,

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    if it got a good bite onto the bull's

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    snout, it would be impossible for the bull

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    to shake off. And this was probably

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    incredibly painful for the bull, and the

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    bull would have just had to— would have

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    had to give up and lie on the floor. And

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    then the game would be over and the bull

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    would get slaughtered and carved up,

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    butchered for meat. They actually used to

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    believe that by doing bull baiting before

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    butchering the bull, it made the meat more

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    tender and tastier. So bulldogs were bred

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    so that they had short legs so they could

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    sneak close to the ground without being

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    tossed into the air, and they're also bred

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    to have large heads and really powerful

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    jaws. There's even a purpose for all the

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    wrinkles on its face. Apparently it was to

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    direct blood away from the eyes while the

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    bulldog was biting onto the bull's nose.

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    But all those wrinkles kind of caused

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    problems for the, for the bulldog's

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    health. If you own a bulldog, you're gonna

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    have to clean out those wrinkles daily

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    because they get pretty dirty and filled

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    with oil and sweat and dead skin cells.

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    It's pretty gross. So after bull baiting

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    got banned, Bulldogs kind of lost their

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    purpose. They didn't have any reason to

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    exist, so the population started to go

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    down. Then they started to encourage

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    people to have bulldogs as pets. So yeah,

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    I never really understand the attraction

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    of a bulldog. I guess when something's

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    just so damn ugly, you just can't help but

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    feel sorry for it and pity it, and pity

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    can easily turn into love sometimes.

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